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  1. Re:Charges... on Sci-Fi Author Peter Watts Beaten, Charged During Border Crossing · · Score: 0

    Fuck the Police!

    I FTP every day.

  2. 800 x 480? on Eee Keyboard Details Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, if this keeps up, screens will soon have the height and width ratios of freakin' banner ads.

    Just saying.

  3. Secure Your Presentation PC/software on Security / Privacy Advice? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Secure the PC & software you're going to use in the presentation, just to keep pranksters or jealous peers from having fun at your expense. Terribly embarrassing to give a talk on security while boobies are flashing on the screen behind you.

  4. IT and Software Engineering for Small Business on Web Graphic Design for Small Businesses · · Score: 1

    "I'm a competent graphic designer running a one-man-show for a small business. I do everything involving graphic design in this company; Art direction, magazine ads, flyers, mailers, desktop publishing, managing photographers and models, Point of Sale signage, inventory stickers, and the company website. My boss has asked me to 'punch up' the in-house accounting system and inventory management software, and to integrate it with the web site. I also need to get up to speed on building a seure web server on which to host this thing. Although I can hold my own with HTML, PHP and a couple SQL products, software development isn't one of my strengths.

    I'm looking for some advice on how to improve the software without totally screwing the thing up. It's also important that it conform to GAAP and commonly accepted inventory management guidelines, and that it be secure. In particular, I'm looking for books or tutorial websites that teach the basics of good software design & development as well as the ins and outs of accounting and inventory. Also, I would appreciate suggestions for tools to use to make this more efficient (Windows and Linux are both OK)."

  5. Re:Anyone have.... on Muslim Groups Attempt to Censor Wikipedia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here ya go*:




    *Please note that the above ASCII art is sanctioned by Islam.

  6. Cool! on NSI Registers Every Domain Checked · · Score: 1

    fucknetsolintheass.com is now registered to Network Solutions!

    Oh, wait.

  7. Oh great! Four of these... on Alienware's Curved Monitor · · Score: 1

    set up around me and I'd never leave the house.

    Oh, wait, how much is the video card?

  8. I prefer Vista to XP on PCWorld Says Firefox is Strong, Vista is Weak · · Score: 1

    Well, sorry.

    Six months ago I bought a drive and Vista Business OEM. I flipped the new drive into my laptop and launched the Vista installation DVD. The OS detected all the hardware (on a May 2006 Dell Inspiron), installed the appropriate drivers and rebooted flawlessly. I installed all of my apps, doing the compatibility thing for the ones that balked, and everything just works.

    Please note: When Win2K came out every Win98SE lover bitched, then when XP came out every Win2K user bitched. It's a new day, bitch all you want then get over it.

  9. Re:Kind of a concern on Landline Holders Increasingly Older, More Affluent · · Score: 1

    Interesting. My own thought was what percentage of under-30s have boomeranged back to (or never left) the 'rents house, and so have the POTS available whenever the cell bill ain't paid up...

  10. Re:Micosoft? on Microsoft to Buy DoubleClick? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That cracks me up. Someone please mod parent as funny.

  11. Re:Not a bad list but. on The Ten Most Important Games · · Score: 3, Interesting



    Agreed!

    The puzzles in the game were fun, all if the "levels" were intricately designed and the atmosphere was other-wordly without being alien.

    Shoot-'em-ups are OK for the kiddies, this was a game for adults. Perhaps that's why it wasn't on the list.

  12. Work At Will on Can You Be Sued for Quitting? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Didn't have time to read through ALL 364+ comments, so if it's already been said, sorry:
    Texas is a right-to-work / work-at-will state. You can leave or be fired at anytime for no reason whatsoever.

  13. Re:Alright, own up on Ballmer Says Linux "Infringes Our Intellectual Property" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steve Ballmer
    Microsoft Corp.
    Redmond, WA

    Dear Mr. Ballmer,

    I am forwarding my old SuSE 8.1 Pro CDs & DVD to you, along with appropriate instruction on where you can put them (including facilitation of the process with a sharpened poker.)

    Regards,

    Sfled

  14. Re:CVS on Software Dev Cycle As Part of CS Curriculum? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    About those GUI thingies: Yeah, they probably matter. Form, function, all that neat stuff.

    My degree: BFA in Graphic Design. I've been designing sites for a few years, and just recently signed onto a company that decided that I should learn development as well.

    So, for the past three-and-a-half months I've been learning asp.net and C#(code behind) on the job. The upshot is that I lke Visual Studio (and no longer depend on ImageReady to create my rollover LOL), but have also (on my own) been learning PHP and Javacsript. The MS SQL server procs I've been using have given me insight into how to use MySQL on non-MS sites.

    As an artist I am grateful for the opportunity to learn programming. Although I understand that I will never be a Programmer (a gift and a talent), learning some of the basic precepts has helped me to better conceptualize my design.

    If you have the talent to program, you might also take it upon yourself to take a brief course in basic graphic design, or art appreciation and theory. If you're eyes aren't built for such a thing (color blind, etc.) then try music appreciation and composition. You may not be good at it, you may find yourself frustrated at learning something 'hard' (to you - just as coding is hard for me!), but I guarantee that if you follow through, your coding will be better for it.

    Peace,

    EdTheRed

  15. They're available in Dell's Outlet but... on Dell Quietly Leaves MP3 Market · · Score: 1

    ...why would anyone pay $79 bucks for a refurb 512MB player, when you can get a *new* 512MB iPod Shuffle for $67 on Amazon?

    hoofah.

  16. Someone mod parent "funny" on iPod Lawsuit Lawyers Sue Their Own Plaintiff? · · Score: 1


    " oh hello, little weasel. You do seem cold today. What's that you want? You want sdffj gdfgjdfg AAAAH my face aaah it's trying to eat my face aaaah actuallythatwasquitenice AAAAAAHHH
    LOL

  17. Re:Simple on Cutting Off an Over-Demanding End-User? · · Score: 1


     
    Damn dude, I wish I could mod you up 'Insightful'...

    "Good luck with everything man, hang in there."
     
    ...and 'Caring_Human_Being', too.

  18. How Is This A Defeat? on Apple Sets Tune for Pricing of Song Downloads · · Score: -1, Flamebait



    There were negotiations. Each party got what they wanted, or the negotiations:

    a) would still be going on or
    b) would've broken down.

    Sheesh, what kind of 'take a 100% of the pie', 'win at all costs' kind of BOOB wrote that idiotic headline?

  19. Re:Improving Morale on Does Having Fun Make IT More Enjoyable? · · Score: 1


    Absolutely right. The picture/caption posting will last right up until someone posts a manager inserting its head up its own ass.

  20. What about tourism? on ISS Orbit-Raising Attempt Fails · · Score: 1


    Will tourism to the ISS go down because of the "impending doom" scenario, or will it go up because of the "let's see it before it's gone" mentality?

  21. Re:Slashdotted already? on Earth Departure Movie From MESSENGER Spacecraft · · Score: 1

    Indeed. The site owners are getting their new movie ready, "A View of Earth Departure From Our Slashdotted Server".

  22. Certis on What's the Point of IT Certifications? · · Score: 1


    Got a couple of certis - from my own experience, I learn only those things that interest me, leading to holes in my education. The certi course of study will cover material you may not otherwise have learned. Other than that...

  23. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. on Henrico County iBook Sale Creates iRiot · · Score: 1


    Good point. But, weren't those iBooks paid for by property taxes levied on the good citizens of the community? I agree with your idea about auctioning: an auction within the community would certainly have gotten better market value and would have returned the assets to (unbruised) taxpayers.

  24. This will put a damper... on Google to Offer Free Wi-Fi? · · Score: 1

    ...on Comcast's plan to Rule The World.

  25. As version numbers go... on Windows Vista Faces Lawsuits · · Score: 1


    XP is 5.1, Longhorn should be 6.0.

    Windows YQ
    WinSix
    MS OS-VI
    Windows 6! Plus!
    MS Sexto

    whatever...

    Or jump version numbers, a long-standing tradition.