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  1. We haven't seen Version 6 yet, though after 22 years you'd think they'd come out with another entry in the series...

  2. Hiding in the Shadows of my Porch... on Slashdot Asks: What Are You Doing For Hallowe'en? · · Score: 4, Funny

    and when little kids walk up, I'll leap out in my Conan the Mathematician costume and roar out the skull-splitting multiplication rules for Quaternions.

  3. Re:first on Gene Variant Can Cause Nattering Nabobs of Negativity · · Score: 1

    On the bright side, at least one of your statements is true!

  4. Re: Maybe there is hope on US Adults Score Poorly On Worldwide Test · · Score: 1

    Contrary to popular belief, the North East is not the safest, most prosperous, and most enlightened region of the United States. I'm not saying the rest of it is better than your own country, just that your sample was less-than-ideal :-/

  5. Spotted in Australia on Asian Giant Hornets Kill 42 People In China, Injure Over 1,500 · · Score: 2

    Reports indicate the Asian Giant Hornet was briefly spotted in Australia. Upon arriving the colony looked around, said "Fuck me...", and promptly returned to Asia.

  6. Re:ya, the IRS site is up and running on Health Exchange Sites Crushed By Demand; Shutdown Blanks Other Gov't Sites · · Score: 1

    Where's a "-1 Depressing" moderation when you need one? Or maybe it should be a +1...

    Whatever, who cares :/

  7. Pffft, Fractions? How about Frogs AND Fractions? on Teaching Fractions: The Tootsie Roll Is the New Pie · · Score: 1

    http://twinbeard.com/frog-fractions

    Frog Fractions taught me enough fractions to pass my GED!

    Thanks, Frog Fractions :-D

  8. Re:Surface no longer minor player on Delta Replacing Flight Manuals with Surface Tablets · · Score: 1

    Only 628,977 left to go!

  9. Serious Question on Valve Announces Hardware Beta Test For 'Steam Machine' · · Score: 1

    One of the benefits of traditional consoles is the (relative) lack of the kind of hardware fragmentation that can cause errors, glitches, and performance drops. Case in point, my copy of No More Heroes just works when I pop it into my Wii. Of course when you do have an issue (due to aged hardware or what have you), there's not much you can do about it.

    One of the benefits of PC's is that when something DOES go wrong, you can usually figure out what's wrong and fix it. For example, when XCOM: Enemy Unknown came out, I was experiencing unplayable slowdown (not a low framerate, more like slow motion). After an hour of digging around and trying a few things, I figured out that I needed to update my BIOS. Unfortunately, the BIOS updater refused to recognize the thumb drive carrying the update file, and it took a little more searching to find out that BIOS's sometimes have trouble recognizing thumb drives that are larger than 512 mb. Most stores no longer carry drives that small, but fortunately I was able to find someone at work with an old, tiny thumb drive lying around, and used it to update my BIOS at home. Voila, all the issues disappeared, and the game ran great! The whole experience was annoying and frustrating, but I was ultimately able to fix the issue.

    So... if SteamBox or whatever they call it has all the hardware fragmentation of PC's, with the streamlined interface of traditional consoles, what's my recourse for when the game has obscure compatibility issues with the hardware? Will you be able to back out into a Linux shell and fix the issue yourself? Will it be up to standards adherence and vigilant devs to make sure hardware fragmentation doesn't get out of hand? Or is there some magic bullet that Valve has discovered?

    Or are we looking at the worst of both worlds, with broken games that you can't fix?

  10. Re:Sorry.. on Xbox One Set To Launch On November 22 · · Score: 2

    Sony is decidedly less hostile towards their customers

    You are aware that Sony is one of the biggest members of both the MPAA and the RIAA, right? Two of the most decidedly anti-consumer organizations out there?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MPAA
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIAA

  11. Summary is Misleading on Want To Record Xbox One Gameplay? Get Ready To Pay · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that the PS4 uses HDCP encryption for everything, whereas the XB1 only uses it for playing movies. This means existing recording solutions should work fine for the XB1 (i.e. you don't need to pay Microsoft), whereas for recording PS4 footage requires the use of the PS4's own recording tools (along with any baked in limitations, like a 15 minute limit I've read about).

    Not really sure of the practical implications of any of that, seeing as I don't myself record footage of games, but whatever :P

  12. Well, it'd probably be effective... on NRA Launches Pro-Lead Website · · Score: 1

    "The National Rifle Association has launched a website defending the use of lead ammunition against scientists and environmental organizations" was what I read at first glance.

  13. Nope on Ask Slashdot: Is Tech Talent More Important Than Skill? · · Score: 1
  14. Sounds Useful! on Training Materials for NSA Spying Tool "XKeyScore" Revealed · · Score: 4, Funny

    I heard the NSA has had trouble complying with a recent FOIA request, something about not being able to read their own emails. Someone should tell them about this "XKeyScore" thingamajig!

  15. Re:3.5 Billion years of hacks on X Chromosome May Leave a Mark On Male Fertility · · Score: 1

    Can you explain that again, but with more car analogies?

  16. Re:I suspect DHMO contamination on Spacewalk Aborted When Water Fills Astronaut's Helmet · · Score: 1

    I've been trying to warn the public about the inherent dangers of DHMO for years, but my cries have fallen on deaf ears. Perhaps someone at NSA will listen now.

    FTFY

  17. Re:Not his fault on Apple Sued For Man's Porn Addiction · · Score: 1

    Gives a whole new meaning to "Steve Job"s.

  18. Re:Adobe on Confessions of a Cyber Warrior · · Score: 2

    Oh please. At least half of them are Java!

    FTFY

  19. Re:The problem with the industry is not programmer on Deus Ex Creator On How a Video-Game Academy Could Fix the Industry · · Score: 1

    Where does his say this is for programmers? I mean, the game industry doesn't have a lot of rigidly formal terms, but "Developer" is about as general a term as you can get in this context, applicable to Designers, Artists, Programmers, Audio Guys, or anyone else who can be said to directly contribute to the substance of a game, aka anyone who helps "develop" it.

  20. Re:Maybe its the HARDWARE on Voyager 1 Finds Unexpected Wrinkles At the Edge Of the Solar System · · Score: 1

    Maybe they Died off?

  21. Re:Who's next? on Matt Smith Leaves "Doctor Who" · · Score: 1

    Ricky Gervais?

  22. How I Interpreted the Headline... on China Slows Nuclear Expansion · · Score: 1
  23. I guess tomorrow's headline has to be... on Google Reportedly Making a Smartwatch, Too · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft Reportedly Making a Smartwatch, Too, Kinda, Okay-So-It's-Really-Just-A-Surface-Pro-Ducktaped-To-Ballmer's-Forearm

  24. The issue isn't that the lasers are directly hitting the pilots' eyes, but that because of the distance they're being used at they flare up the entire cockpit window, making it hard to see out of.

    This is a real problem, and the fix isn't as simple as tossing shades on the pilots.

  25. New York TImes says on What If Manning Had Leaked To the New York Times? · · Score: 1

    "If we'd been given the material by Manning, we wouldn't have done NEARLY as thorough a job as Wikileaks!"

    I'll admit I didn't RTFA, as I don't have an account there :P