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  1. My research indicates... on Researchers Trick Tesla Autopilot Into Steering Into Oncoming Traffic (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I found that it's super easy to make human drivers crash with a simple $5 laser.

    It's amazing how many of our systems only work with the underlying assumption that we're not actively trying to murder each other at any given moment.

  2. Blackhat - erotic novel in a hex editor on More Code In Movies: Nmap Meets Snowden (nmap.org) · · Score: 3, Informative

    In the movie Blackhat there's a screen where a hex editor is used to analyze some malware code. The hex code is just random nonsense, but the ASCII conversion contains lines from an erotic novel, but with each word reversed

    Here's a screenshot:

    http://imgur.com/VIWNahL

    The text on the right says

    Her lover one day takes O for a walk ....
    in a section of the city where they never go the Montsouris Park. After they have taken a stroll in the park, and have sat together side by side on the edge of a lawn, they notice at one corner of the park, at an intersection where there are never any taxis, a car which, because

    --

    which comes from this:

    https://archive.org/stream/The... ... O_djvu.txt

  3. All part of the plan on For the First Time, Organ Regenerated Inside a Living Animal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional mice sure are good at getting humans to do all the work to cure mice of all disease and aging.

  4. Different assumptions on How Many People Does It Take To Colonize Another Star System? · · Score: 1

    Sure, if you *cap* the population at 150 during transit, and don't allow multiple pairings within the same generation of course you're going to kill the genetic diversity.

    However, if instead of a generational ship we were talking about hibernation until arrival, 150 is enough to begin a genetically viable colony. How do you avoid the risk of inbreeding? Simple: no cap on the number of children, but no full siblings allowed. Encourage as many different genetic pairings as possible.

  5. Re:The saddest thing on New Mexico Might Declare Pluto a Planet · · Score: 1

    2. Some people from the New Mexico county in which Clyde Tombaugh (the tireless discover of said celestial body) was born wanted to honor him, in defiance of the slithy toves and slimy weasels that would deprive him of his hard-earned recognition. I'm not going to provide a link you probably won't follow anyway, but you might find that he deduced the presence of an unseen planet from perturbations of Neptune's orbit and found the tiny pinprick of light only after weeks of staring into "blink-comparators" which alternate views of the same patch of sky taken over an interval.

    Pluto is not responsible for the perturbations in Neptune's orbit. Tombaugh was wrong. And how hard he worked has exactly what the hell to do with whether it's a planet or not? Deprive him of his recognition? Pluto should have never been declared a planet in the first place, and the only reason it was considered so was due to the PR groundwork laid by Percival Lowell, who was a far better showman than he was a scientist.

    What is your solution on how to deal with the questions raised by Sedna and Xena? Ignore them, make them all planets, what?

  6. Nice ad hom on Environmentalists Coming Around to Nuclear Power? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a textbook example of an ad hominem attack. If you have anything to say about his actual message, I'd be interested to hear it.

  7. Hope he doesn't leave any lights on... on Wealthy 'Cryonauts' Put Assets on Ice · · Score: 0, Redundant

    HOLLY: They're from the NorWEB Federation.
    LISTER: What's that?
    HOLLY: NorthWestern Electricity Board. They want you, Dave.
    LISTER: Me? Why? What for?
    HOLLY: For your crimes against humanity.
    LISTER: You what?!
    HOLLY: Seems when you left Earth, three million years ago, you left two
        half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen.
    LISTER: Did I?
    HOLLY: You know what happens to sausages left unattended for three
        million years?
    LISTER: Yeah, they go mouldy.
    HOLLY: Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eighths of the Earth's
        surface. Also, you left seventeen pounds, fifty pence in your bank
        account. Thanks to compound interest you now own 98% of all the
        world's wealth. And because you hoarded it for three million years,
        nobody's got any money except for you and NorWEB.
    LISTER: Why NorWEB?
    HOLLY: You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here
        for one hundred and eighty billion pounds.
    LISTER: A hundred and eighty billion pounds?!! You're kidding!
    HOLLY: (Wearing a Grouch-Marx glasses-nose-and-moustache) April Fool.
    LISTER: But it's not April!
    HOLLY: Yeah, I know. But I can't be waiting six months with a red-hot
        jape like that underneath me hat.

  8. MagSafe connector on MacWorld Keynote Announces x86 iMac & Laptop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm just damn excited about the MagSafe connector. Probably half of all the laptop hardware repairs I've done were to replace the power connector. It's one of the weakest points in current design, and I'm glad to see someone finally innovating along that front. Although, if this catches on it will mean declines in laptop repair revenue....

  9. Just in time for E3 on OEM Hard Drive With Window · · Score: 1

    Well, just like last year if you didn't have an SLI setup at E3 your display was a joke, I think this year if you don't have a RAID setup of these (do a RAID-1, so the heads move in a synchronized fashion), you'll get laughed out of the Staples center.

  10. I can see it now... on Spyware Maker Sues Detection Firm · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, the next virus I get on my computer will have embedded in it's source code: "By reading this source code, you agree that W32.SonyRootKit.C will not be added to any antivirus definition lists or be recognized by any heuristics."

    I can just see the coder in his dimly lit basement cackling while rubbing his hands in glee: "I have you now Norton!"

  11. One way to cut costs on Designing an OS for Blind/Deaf Users? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, at least for BlindOS you don't have to worry about writing video drivers...

  12. Lucy! on How to Build a Mainboard: ECS Production Tour · · Score: 1

    The final production testing is done by skilled female technicians who have the ability to test two at a time, in tandem. They've got some test hardware that I'm jealous of (fast-removal memory modules, CPU heatsinks that don't need full attachment, PCI and PCI Express logic testers, etc.) and can have a mainboard fully functionally tested in a matter of minutes.'"

    Considering how many failed ECS boards I've had to deal with over the years, methinks they ought to crank the machine down from "Lucy Speed" to "Merely Insane Speed".

  13. Re:Unless of course... on New Model Solves Grandfather Paradox · · Score: 4, Funny

    By doing the nasty in the pasty.

  14. And so... on Interceptor Missile Fails Test Launch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The cause of the failure could have been anything from a software glitch to a major hardware malfunction."

    And let's all speculate aimlessly until we know which.

  15. Re:Sexist on Rumored iPod Flash Leaked · · Score: 1

    It doesn't say *you* it says *your* grandmother. So could your grandmother use it?

    And if you really are offended by that, I have nothing but pity for you, because you must go through life constantly pissed off at nothing.

  16. Turd Sandwich '04! on Pre-Election Discussion · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Vote for Turd Sandwich tomorrow. He's the complete package.

  17. Hmm... on Design Your Own Audio Controller · · Score: 2, Funny

    They might as well call it Star Trek:TNG Interface.

  18. Re:A big stick and a dead horse on Star Wars TV Show, And An Unmade Trilogy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Star Wars is NOT sci-fi!

    It's fantasy.

    That is all.

  19. Richard Hatch? Oh no on SciFi Channel To Air A New Galactica Series · · Score: 3, Funny

    God, I hope he keeps his clothes on this time. And Olmos better watch out, or he'll find that everyone has voted him off the Galactica

    *yes I know it's a different Richard Hatch.

  20. Re:Only two states... on Raid 0: Blessing or hype? · · Score: 1

    And if you open it to find out which it is, the wave collapses, the cat dies and you get a FAIL.

  21. What about car mechanics? on Licensing Computer Techs As TV Repairmen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since the radio is just a component of the car, the car as a whole could be considered a playback device. Are they sending this extortion attempt to car mechanics? No? Funny that...

  22. Experiences thus far: on Doom 3 Gets Reviews, Piracy Questions, Exultation · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've got 4 computers at my disposal of various capabilities, and this is how Doom3 has run on them:

    XP 2600
    Ati Rad 9800 Pro
    2 x WD Raptor striped raid
    1GB PC3200 Corsair

    Can run smooth on High settings at 800x600, AA disabled. Game looks fantastic

    ------

    XP 2000
    Geforce FX 5200
    80GB 2mb buffer maxtor
    512MB PC2700 Generic

    Barely runs at 640x480. Framerates are in the 10-20 range. Would not recommend purchasing if you have similar specs. Upgrading the CPU or video card would have the largest impact.

    ------------

    P4 2.4Ghz B
    ATI Radeon 9500
    512MB PC2100
    2 x 80GB Maxtor Striped RAID

    Runs smooth on Medium settings at 640x480, or Low at 800x600. Definitely playable.

    -----------

    Haven't tried the 4th yet, but I don't hold much hope. It's an XP 1600 w/ GF4 Ti4200.

  23. Re:FUD on U.S. Nuclear Cleanup Carries Major Risks · · Score: 1

    What the hell? They took that thing over Highway 166?? That road gets pretty damn curvy in parts. I'd love to see how this thing took some of those curves. You in Santa Maria too?

  24. A horrible disappointment on Experiences with Laser Eye Surgery? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hate to break it to ya buddy, but I was crushed when I found out, and I think you should know too. They use a laser ON your eye, to fix problems. They DON'T give you a laser eyeball to replace your puny and misshapen one. I know, I couldn't believe it either, but it's true. Shoulda taken that guy to court for false advertising.

  25. Re:stuff owns us on Office Depot Wants to Recycle Your Old Computer · · Score: 1

    Any orginals, mac plus, or SE? I've got this REALLY bad Dark Castle jones going on, and I need a fix something fierce.