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  1. Halloween Special on 300 Episodes of the Simpsons · · Score: 1



    Homer: From now on, whenever people think of wood, they'll think of trojan [horse]

  2. Working Server on DALnet For Chatting, Not File Sharing · · Score: 1

    some of the servers are working. try misc-e.dal.net.

  3. new ways... on What Lawyers Can Learn From Manga · · Score: 1

    ...of enjoying monster sex

  4. first?....wait on First Human Clone Born? · · Score: 1

    this baby might be the first clone instead of the canadian one..

    The world's first cloned baby was born on 26 December, claims the Bahamas-based cloning company Clonaid. But there has been no independent confirmation of the claim.

  5. what i got... on Company Christmas Gifts / Bonuses? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "So... What did you get from your Company for Christmas?"

    sex from my secretary.... and her BOBBLING head....

  6. speed! on CDRW Drives Hit 52X Speeds · · Score: 1

    oh man! the new burning rate's even faster than my porn downloading rate... and i thought engines of my wrist were fast enough to cause *burns*...

  7. my reason on What's Keeping You On Windows? · · Score: 1

    i dual boot, but win2k's my primary OS.

    the number 1 reason... is that i cant find the cracks to the annoying flexlm (flexkm?) licenses to all the CAD software for linux versions.

    windows to me is also free because i dont buy MS products. my OS is pirated, acrobat is pirated, office is pirated, trillian-pro is pirated, norton is pirated...etc, etc. it's been really stable for me. almost never crashes.

    there's no kazaa-lite for linux yet, but now that i realise it's easier to download full album mp3s off irc, it doesnt really matter anymore i guess.

  8. one suggestion on Phoenix 0.3 Is Out · · Score: 1

    for some reason my zonealarm adblocking function does not work with phoenix. maybe zonealarm uses a name matching in the exe...?

  9. movie? on Napster: The Movie · · Score: 1

    i want to see some passionate romantic sex scenes involving geeks dammit! :D

  10. one use on Controlling Robots with the Mind · · Score: 1

    i can be less worried that my wife would cheat on me because i can still pleasure with my robotic arm miles away on my business trips

  11. MS job fair on Ballmer Wants to "Stomp Linux" Using MS community · · Score: 1

    just got back from the job fair at school. as always MS was there. i tried to get the toy from microsoft. another girl from mcgill was there. i was just there to
    get the toy but felt bad for just going there to ask. so i had to pretend
    that i wanted to work for them. ended up dropping my resume. she asked me,
    "why microsoft". i couldnt think of an answer. i ended up saying something
    stupid like "because you guys have so much market share in OS, that you
    have all the power to...." then i knew i said the wrong stuff haha.
    i'm too honest. unfortunately they ran out of toys. and i lost one resume.

  12. my vote on Is Linux or Windows Easier To Install? · · Score: 1

    my vote goes with windows 2000 pro.

    here's my hardware setup.
    ati rage 128.
    Dlink ethernet card
    soundblaster live
    dvd rom
    ricoh cdwriter
    pentium III 450mhz.

    win2k autodetected all my devices including the ethernet card without me having to do anything more. how would i know if my ethernet card would be using the tulip.c driver? i completely switched over to linux and recently moved back to win2k. windows' stability was one thing that pissed me off the most and in win2k it has never crashed once within the last 5 months. no need to partition swap space during installation. no need to know all the details about my cpu. it does the installation all for me. i'm not saying it's better, but it's EASIER. as far as maintenance, debian is still the best ;)

    here's the offtopic part

    i still use netscape 4.7. IE occationally because they are both responsive. mozilla is not. konqueror is not. kde is most pretty, but it's not responsive. people are saying that konqueror and kde are the best apps, but i'd say licq is the best ap for linux.

  13. my setup on Ars Technica Reviews Mozilla · · Score: 1

    on windows, i'm STILL using netscape 4.7 with zonealarm (is there something like zonealarm for linux?) which disables most popup ads and banners. so i dont really need that feature on mozilla about disabling popup ads. one thing i really dont like about mozilla is that it's still not responsive (although they've made a huge improvement).loading time is not the worst, it's little things like typing in the location, or the open location bar (cntr+shift+l) doesnt show up right away when i press it. in netscape 4.7, the shortcut (cntr+o) shows up right away when i press it. could it have been because of the skinning that the app is so slow? IE is of course a pretty good browser if they folks dont have weekly security leaks discovered every week. I surf a lot of porn, so i hardly use that browser since those webmasters are pretty sneaky people including malicious code on their sites.

    on linux it's pretty much the same thing. i prefer to use konqueror, although mozilla does display pages the way the right way and done better than konqueror and of course netscape 4.7. but i still use mozilla the least on there. 4.7 is still the fastest and I use it very often when konqueror doesnt display something correctly. still no reason to apt-get remove netscape yet....

  14. do i? on Death to the 3.5" Floppy? · · Score: 1

    i have a 3.5" floppy penis. It's rarely used, but would I really want to chop it off? ;)

  15. Best case on Choosing a Good Case · · Score: 1



    it's made out of latex, and it's called a condom

  16. Re:nice on The Truth Revealed · · Score: 1

    i thought it was discovering religion at the end since he was holding onto skully's cross necklace... but i guess you're right because the 'truth' is supposed to make mulder scary....

    but what on earth does the cigarette guy have anything to do with anything...?

    and that super human guy... didnt he used to work in the x-files too? ( i missed a couple of episodes :)

  17. nice on The Truth Revealed · · Score: 1

    wow, great episode. i think that was 2 hours?

    one thing you'll notice for the people in the pacific time zone... after mulder gets into the ford at night with his jail outfit, the next day he's wearing something else....

    but what IS the truth? they werent really clear about it... mulder didnt really talk about it. the smoky guy didnt talk about it....

    someone please explain?

  18. Re:whatisthematrix? on Matrix Reloaded Trailer Online · · Score: 1

    matrix 1 is about birth
    matrix 2 is about life
    matrix 3 is about death

  19. oh great on HP, Compaq Deal Approved · · Score: 1

    isnt this just nice...
    two companies merging;
    overlapping jobs;
    company "restructuring" (ie, layoffs);
    less jobs out there;

    for me, recently graduated with an computer engineering degree, this isnt good at all....

  20. debian on OpenOffice.org Team Releases Version 1.0 · · Score: 1

    there are debian packages available finally, but this is only for version 641d

  21. Re:KDE3 on Debian May 1 Release Delayed · · Score: 2, Informative

    experimental packages for debian and a short howto:
    i'm using it right now actually. not the most stable thing in the world, but it's alright.

    http://kde-look.org/content/show.php?content=146 4

  22. cyber attack on CIA Warns China Might Be Planning Cyber Attack · · Score: 1

    i face that almost everyday...

    come home from work, log onto irc

    /j #

    ** Private messages and popups **

    Hi, ASL?
    69, male divorced, with kids and down to earth.
    Cyber?

    ... repeat above 50 times from 50 different aliases/ people.

  23. Bank?? on Gates Admits Stripped Down Windows Possible · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Mr Gates admitted that Windows XP Embedded, a version of Windows used in products such as bank cash machines, allowed programmers to pick and chose which functions they wanted."

    oh phew, and i thought my wife's been cheating on me....
    so where DID the money go?

  24. kde 3.0? on SuSE 8.0 Now Shipping · · Score: 1

    there are also experimental kde3.0 packages for debian. although not the stablest, it's there and easy to install. so dont feel left out.

    http://kde-look.org/content/show.php?content=146 4

  25. Re:Reason #84 on Kazaa Lite: spyware-free version · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i guess the article forgot about this :-\

    "It would be difficult to block Kazaa Lite clients from accessing the Kazaa network simply because of the openness of the system which lets millions of users log on simultaneously."