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  1. The real question is: on Superhero Smackdown · · Score: 2

    Who would win?

    George Reeves Superman
    Christopher Reeves Superman
    Keanu Reeves Superman

    Vrs

    Adam West Batman
    Val Kilmer Batman
    Micheal Keaton Batman

  2. Superman on Superhero Smackdown · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course. Batman is just a talented schizophrenic drunk millionaire with an adopted boy good at solving riddles. Hell, Superman wouldn't even need to do anything, Batman would probably off himself.

  3. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. on Nanotech Paints For Military · · Score: 2

    Fat chance, they won't even let you drive with neons turned on in most states.

  4. Re:Things Don't Think - People Do on When Things Start to Think · · Score: 2
    How does matter come to think about its own nature?


    It didn't until just now! THANKS ALOT.

  5. Re:Meanwhile.... on Blogger Hacked · · Score: 4, Funny

    2:13 AM
    Someone hacked my blog. Ignore previous post about "Mandy is a sorry loser". Do not ignore October 20th post with the same title, as this was intentional.

  6. I know, seriously... on Porsche Designs a Laptop · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't tell you how many times I've picked up a date in my porche to have them run out of the car screaming when the onboard computer boots up windows.

  7. Re:Good on Registrar Told To Stop Direct-Mail Scare-Tactics · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is from DOM-CORLEONE!

  8. Re:Reproducing robots.... on Vehicles: Experiments in Synthetic Psychology · · Score: 3, Insightful

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  9. Re:Statistics on Humans Use 83 Percent of Earth's Surface · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, no your data is all wrong.

    Recent scientific studies conclude that only 99.723% Of statistics are made up.

  10. Re:Interesting Cathedral. on Free Books: Under the Radar · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Richard Stallman definatly represents the Bizarre.

    "Rhinophytonecrophilia" comes to mind.

  11. Re:Off screen testing? on Ask 'Junkyard Wars Diva' Cathy Rogers · · Score: 5, Funny

    All those episodes are sold to Fox.

  12. Re:The floating Linus? on Linux 3.0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So I was coding in Europe. And I get to Nepal. And who do I get but the Dalai Lama himself. But then he tries to stiff me. He says to me, 'You will get nothing now, but on your deathbed you will achieve total consciousness.' So, I've got that going for me.

  13. Re:PageRank.c on Google Sued over Page Ranking · · Score: 4, Funny

    A *REAL* coder would have noticed that q.bottom - 1 would either be out of bounds or be one up from the bottom.

    Oh well, bad jokes deserve bad code I guess.

  14. PageRank.c on Google Sued over Page Ranking · · Score: 5, Funny

    // Screw you search king!!
    if(q[i]="Searchking") {
    q[i].rank = q.bottom - 1
    }

  15. Last thing you want to hear a pilot say on Boeing Bird of Prey Stealth Fighter · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a multibillion dollar aircraft:

    Nananananana BAT-PLANE... BAT-PLANE... BAT-PLANE!!!... OVER. *pssh*

  16. Re:Funding on SETI@Home Faces Funding Problems · · Score: 2

    Uhm.

    If the government knew of ETs and was trying to hide it from us, why would they fund a high profile organization like SETI?

    It's like saying "Why is the government funding a search for the cure to AIDS and then denys one exists!"

  17. What if... on SETI@Home Faces Funding Problems · · Score: 2

    te "noise" we are filtering, is actually the message?!?

    How do we know it's not?

  18. Re:How not to buy sight unseen? on New SecuROM Ties Protection to Physical Structure · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How do you know a football game is going to be any good before you pay for a one-seat license?

    You don't. You have to take risks for some rewards.

  19. Re:goldmine for software publishers on Reuters: 80% of Chinese Computers Virus Infected · · Score: 4, Funny

    The virus rate is probably so high because all the software is black market.

    You kniw your screwed when you go to open outlook and Mr. Paperclip exclaims "FALUN GONG IS GOOD!"

  20. Re:It'll be just our luck... on Space Elevators: Low Cost Ticket to GEO? · · Score: 2

    If it's so bad, why do they continue to work there?

    The reason is usually circumstance.

  21. Congradulations on New Frozen World Found Beyond Pluto · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    You've just discovered the Rhode Island of the universe.

    Maybe we will make it a droid colony or something..

  22. Re:It is not 'deviancy' - it is 'perversion' on What The Net is Doing to You · · Score: 3, Interesting

    News media is biased. Those reports don't sit on shelves they just go to christian media sources.

    You can find a study to point out the good merits of just about anything.

    None of this silly crap really matters though.

    Homos arn't nearly as much a threat as all the "good christian people" driving around in their SUVs, breeding like rabbits (condoms are the devil too ya know!), wasting resources, and then voting for their government to blast 2nd and 3rd world countries off the map to sustain their way of life.

    Atleast pr0n freaks are only hurting themselves.

  23. Re:What are the odds??? on 22lb Ice Blocks From the Sky · · Score: 2

    I would have thought it fell out of a plane but not that God found a new amsuing way to smite people.

    Maybe if a giant glowing hand popped out of the clouds and threw it at some unfortionate soul then with a booming voice shouts "That'll learn ye!" I might reach for the rosary beads. Then again, with a god like that, the differences between heaven and hell probably arn't that great.

  24. Re:Hackers on Hacker Culture · · Score: 2

    Normal People?

    Acid Burn - She is Angelina Jolie. Enough said.

    Cereal Killer - Rubs his nipples, steals french fries, has dreadlocks and quotes scripture.

    Joey - The only normal one.

    Zero Cool - crashed 1500 (and 7!) systems when he was 12, hasn't used a computer in 6 years, and he can still sploit all the latest FBI systems.

    Lord Nikon - Has a rainman-like photographic memory, but hasn't gone crazy.

    Hackers was a great music video for the latest techno, but not much of a movie on real hacker culture.

    Maybe the way hackers see themselves in their own mind because they have read too many gibson novels.

  25. Re:So that's what's wrong with me on Violent Games Good for Kids · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a game programmer games were my motivation to study.

    That's probably a rare case though =).