"David Najjab - Aside from classroom assignments and projects, which will run throughout the entire program, our students will have weekly or biweekly LAN parties. "
This sounds like an average week for any students of computing/programming to me.
If you can not find classes to teach the skills companies want, then teach yourself!
There are many useful books out there on every computing subject, and all you need is the self-discipline to assign yourself learning projects. While you may not have a 'certificate', you will be able to confidently add it to your resume, and walk the talk.
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'The Library of Congress has been collecting recordings for almost 100 years, the first being a recording of a speech by German Emperor Wilhelm II.'
The speech apparently went as follows:
Emperor: My dog has no nose.
Crowd: 'How does it smell'?
Emperor: Awful.
'Pollution is inherent in the system!'
'Pollution is inherent in the system!'
'Help! Help! I'm being contaminated!'
'You saw him contaminating me, didn't you?'
'Give me a four digit number,' he said.
.
'0011,' came the wide-eyed boy's reply . .
'The square of it is 1001,' he continued. 'Sorry, I am getting old and I cannot tell you the cube.'"
Every programmer puts backdoors in his code so he can wreak havoc when he's laid off.
Why should the lock business be any different?
In other news, guard dog sales are up...
"David Najjab - Aside from classroom assignments and projects, which will run throughout the entire program, our students will have weekly or biweekly LAN parties. "
This sounds like an average week for any students of computing/programming to me.
If Firestone does it, they'll be sure to include this code:
...
Tire leftFrontTire = new Tire(props);
if(leftFrontTire.pressure > randomVar) {
leftFrontTire.implode();
}
I'll stick with my free, mediocre music. Thank you.
Or better yet, my discman...
What we need is a Fox TV show about this!
'Spam-Busters', naturally with a theme copying Ghostbusters.
I for one know I'd spend at least 3 hours a day watching people sift through IP addresses and make phone calls!
If you can not find classes to teach the skills companies want, then teach yourself!
There are many useful books out there on every computing subject, and all you need is the self-discipline to assign yourself learning projects. While you may not have a 'certificate', you will be able to confidently add it to your resume, and walk the talk.
So now instead of annoying consumers, let's just restrict what we show them. Is that the jist of it?
Me? I'm waiting for the official poop, none of this half-rate feces will do.
I know, what a dissapointment. I spent five minutes on that one.
I thought the porn industry had already united under the Organization for Regulating Growth and Youth protection.
I knew this would happen. It's always a bad idea to be rushin' space modules. They're complicated.
The new virtual funland: Geriatric Park!
Untapped fiber resources? What a find! Colon blow for everyone!
What if a website had a link to a anonymous website of links that has a link to a terrorist website? Wouldn't be fair to be guilty by association.
Get a pad of paper.
They have a very stable architecture, and you can read/write incredibly fast, as well as delete!
I tried something like this once, but instead of a scanner, I used a toaster.
Well, I had to add some parts, but I can say for sure that the pics I took were hot.
Yea, like 'corporate welfare'.
What is this, the 80's?
This is a warning to all you would be chemists!
Some atoms may have razorblades or poison inside, so if your element isn't wrapped, have your parent check it out.
Safety first!
I've been wanting to read up on Turbonium!
What about CowboyNeal for best fantasy personality?
'I wonder if these bozos run their schools and roads departments with the same level of professionalism.'
I think we could expect good things from their clown colleges.
Apparently he's forgotten that if you don't have a _computer_ you can't claim your pie of the internet.
Of course, we all do, so let's ignore the problem.
Tea anyone?