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Upgrading Training and Certification?

An un-named reader asks: "For various reasons, I've been out of the workforce and IT industry since 2000, before which I was employed as an NT-based sysadmin at a large Canadian company. After moving to NYC I found the market flat and got into other work for a while. Now I find myself wanting to get back into IT professionally, but my resume is getting no nibbles at all (over 800 resumes submitted in the last year or so). As a result, I decided to take some training courses to get me back up to speed not just in the W-Intel world, but give me some usable knowledge of Solaris, a CCNA and Checkpoint. Here's where things bogged down. Are there any decent schools out there who have good facilities, good instructors and do more than 'teach-to-the-exams?"

"I checked out just about every 'school' offering training and placement in the New York City area, and frankly each of them almost had me running screaming into the night. Atrocious facilities, hot, stuffy, cramped classrooms and teachers whose every other words are 'memorize this--it will be on the test.'

Most places were shocked when I said I didn't care about certifications and exams. I explained that I need not just the theory but some hands-on experience with hardware that I don't have access to at home, and knowledge sufficient to at least get me something entry-level once again.

I learn best by demonstration and instruction so CBT CD-ROMs and 'go-read-a-book' aren't viable options for me. Since I'm not currently employed, I also need some form of placement assistance as well. Frankly, I didn't think this was too much to ask for until I really started looking. I looked at Learning Tree specifically, but their policies are strictly business-to-business training, not to individuals."

378 comments

  1. Why would you want that? by dirvish · · Score: 1

    If you just stick to the schools that "teach to the exams" you will get more than nibbles on that resume.

    1. Re:Why would you want that? by c.derby · · Score: 1

      because he actually wants to be able to do the work that the job entails and figure out technical issues by himself.

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      -- derby
    2. Re:Why would you want that? by ejdmoo · · Score: 1

      If he doesn't get "nibbles" on his resume, he won't have a job to figure out.

    3. Re:Why would you want that? by dirvish · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that was my point. He needs to get those certs to boost his resume to get that job.

    4. Re:Why would you want that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe he can have both, learning and nibbles. Come on, can't we all get along?

    5. Re:Why would you want that? by mAIsE · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have been in the IT industry for 8 years, I have 5 certifications. Only one of those is still on my resume (though they are all still valid). In my experience people don't want to see certifications they want experience.

      I would suggest

      1. find a direction, UNIX, Networking (Cisco etc..), programming (what ever language)

      2. try to simulate a working environment at home, buy cheap equipment on eBay, etc..

      3. study for the exam but don't go to the classes (they are mostly useless), Use your setup at home to simulate a working environment.

      4. get books (at least 3 on the subject) and study materials on the subject of choice and dig deep, devour all the material on said subject cover to cover twice.

      This process will really teach you,

      Most of the time things learned quickly are lost quickly.

    6. Re:Why would you want that? by WickedLittleSlaveBoy · · Score: 1

      agreed, 'cept the lab thing never worked too well for me. it's definately a good idea to have the hardware that you'll be working with, though.

      the solaris classes would actually be good, if someone needs to learn basic Unix commands. I took the Solaris 2.6 tests way back when. as I remember it, it was mainly basic stuff like NIS, NIS+, /etc/nsswitch.conf, /etc/hosts, mount, NFS... the rest was mainly installation methods and openboot. judging from the test, a person with zero experience with Unix would benefit from the classes... if you know the basics, don't bother.

      I've never seen a Cisco class that wasn't specifically designed to pass a test.

    7. Re:Why would you want that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do so many people think jobs will just land from sending resumes? Ive had a ruff 6 months in 2000 after my company went bust. I must have sent out 10 resumes out a day for 4-5 months, revised my resume 4 times and went to 20 interviews before I realized the method I was using to find employment didn't work. I firmly believe that networking is the best way to find what you are looking for. After 2 months of signing up for local mailing lists and getting aquainted with which companies where active in the industry I was intrested in (software development), emailed, phoned various people that worked in these companies (every week or two), found other contacts through them and collected as much information as possible about what I wanted at the same time being polite and maybe kissing up a little bit more then usual, I landed something after 2 months. Emailing your resume to some listing you found on monster, dice, local paper, etc. is like sending it to /dev/null because everyone and their dog is doing the same thing. I still feel, the best method for landing a job these days is networking, meet other people, get involved with local intrest groups in the same field (ie: [local] Linux Users Group if thats your thing).

    8. Re:Why would you want that? by liquidice5 · · Score: 1

      My high school offers CCNA for the juniors and seniors, as a 2 year course.

      different from many courses that i have read about on slashdot, we arent just learning to take a test. We spend a better part of our time on the routers and switched (we have one router per person in my 10 person class) wether its doing the exercises, or troubleshooting (3 of our routers (2501's) lose all memory when they are reloaded/turned off) (we finally gave up and have a router config in a text file on each desktop)

      well, anyway, our highschool class is a class to learn the information, not to take the test.

      GO PA's NHS! lol

      --

      Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking - H.L. Mencken
    9. Re:Why would you want that? by Woodrose · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I've been in the IT industry for 33 years. I have an MCSE that I've never really used, keep it somewhere off in the fine print of the quals. Still glad I got it though (never completed the degree).

      Two things: (a) keep your reading up. Never slack off on that, and (b) be willing to take on work beneath your skills and do more than you're asked. If you can't get a promotion you can leverage the experience for the next job.

      One of the things that helps (I've read a *lot* of resumes) is to emphasize things you've done, not tools you've used; e.g. "I'm helping to build a cathedral" rather than "I'm laying bricks" point of view. Treat the tools you know as incidental to the job of helping your employer achieve their aims.

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      Thou hast damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint - Henry IV, Act I scene II

    10. Re:Why would you want that? by MrBrklyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      NYLXS [nylxs.com]
      OK
      The Gnu/Linux 1 class, the Unix 1, class, the Perl 1 class, and others have all been superb. You are being taught by instructors who know what they teach, in an active, hands on environment. It is backed by an active mailing list, a learn list, an announcements list, Inservices that present various free software services and applications that are free to attend, business demos [nylxs.com], and more. Richard Stallman has dropped in on classes, inservices, and other events from time to time, and David Sugar (Bayonne telephony Project)and others have held inservices and dropped in on meetings and classes as well.

      The philosophy behind NYLXS (which is in the process of becomming a non-profit entity) is that open source is useful and productive, should be promoted by everyone, and can only grow larger. The funds raised from classes will go to promoting free/open source software.

      If you look at the mass push behind free/open source software in other countries, in companies and schools across America, and in various agencies, their eyes are either slowly being opened, or are being jammed wide open at the benefits for running free/open source software. It can no longer be denied that gnu/linux has a huge momentum behind it, and must be a part of everyone's toolbox from now on.

      NYLXS teaches the nitty-gritty of what you need to know to get the job done. You can take individual classes, or take an entire program and get discounts. At the end of several classes, you will have a working server, which can be setup to do anything you want, apache, mail, file/print, etc. You will also have the knowledge you need to go forward as a sys admin, or whatever other computer related job you choose, or for just your own knowledge.

      They have Gnu/Linux 1/2, Unix 1/2, Perl 1/2, C, Gimp, Open Office, and other classes as well. Every class is taught by someone who uses the software daily as their main operating system/application, and they may be using it as the main software in their profession, or they may be using it as an aid to pick up where other software falls flat on its face.

      NYLXS [nylxs.com] also has a free software chamber of commerce, where they provide solutions for businesses using free/open source software, and which also gives the students who go through the training an opportunity to obtain employment, allows the students to make important business contacts, etc.

      NYLXS [nylxs.com] will be present and have a booth at LinuxWorld [tradeshownews.com] in NYC. NYLXS membership was instrumental at the events that occured on July 17, 2002 at the Commerce Committee hearing for drm/other controls [nylxs.com], which had the direct effect of stalling the legislation, and opening up the process to what was previously a good 'ol boys process of enacting legislation behind closed doors.

      Any sys admin, or anyone maintaining computers in a large user environment who does not know how to use and administer Gnu/Linux systems will be at a handicap when trying to sell themselves. I am aware of the environments of many companies, and for the larger (more than 10-15 seats) companies, they are virtually all experimenting with gnu/linux servers at least at a minimal level. They are just getting their feet wet at some of these companies, but as they become more familiar, and as they realize the benefits, they will become more and more involved with gnu/linux.

      If you only know ms products, and are having trouble finding work, you must realize why. If you only know free software, you will also have trouble finding work. But sys admins and other techies that know both, and are comfortable with both, will have an easier time under any possible scenario.

      Check out NYLXS [nylxs.com], especially the pages under the Free Software Institute [nylxs.com], and see what they offer. Their prices are very good, you get a working computer as part of the classes (which is used in the classes), you get access to numerous distributions, and you get a first rate education that is not taught to any test.

      Complete one of the sequences, and then study the questions that are on the LPI exam [lpi.org], and you shouldn't have any problem passing the LPI exam when you are done with an NYLXS sequence.

      --
      http://www.mrbrklyn.com/amsterdam.html http://www.brooklyn-living.com
    11. Re:Why would you want that? by lff · · Score: 1

      "3. study for the exam but don't go to the classes (they are mostly useless), Use your setup at home to simulate a working environment."

      Best advice I have seen! Use the money you don't spend on useless training to re-take the exams you fail! Shoould be a perfect formula.

      c h e e r s
      fred

    12. Re:Why would you want that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I have found that educational institutes (specifically HS's and private schools) and businesses(sp?) tend to place a much higher value on certification than do actual tech industry jobs at places like telecoms and ISP's.

      If you are being interviewed at a job at a small private school or a small business the chances are that the person interviewing you will not be tech savvy and will be more impressed by certifications while if your interviewing at a telecom the interviewer will be more clued and will not give a fsck that you got an MCSE, CCNA, whatever.

    13. Re:Why would you want that? by octalgirl · · Score: 1

      In my experience people don't want to see certifications they want experience.

      This is so true. My resume is project based, with a small snippet of equipment/OS/software near the end. But one thing I keep on my resume, is my early certification in Windows 3.1., among others. I keep it there because it shows longevity, even though it is long expired. When I got certified, there were less than 1000 msce and certified ppl in the world combined. Last time I checked a few years back, that number was well over 100k, making competition extremely difficult in the certification area. But I still know that there are less than 1000 that could possibly have a 3.1 on their resume. I always explain at an interview my reason for keeping it there, and people are usually very receptive to it.

  2. First! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it were me, I'd focus on Linux right now. Ya I know big surprise coming from a /. post, but seriously -- I have seen a huge influx of Linux related admin jobs around here.

  3. Recommended if you're in Canada: ITI by Tofino · · Score: 5, Informative

    Several coworkers, and myself, have taken courses with ITI. [www.iti.com] I've been impressed by the breadth and depth of knowledge they come out of the course with. I've always been disappointed by courses that skim the surface, or that pander to the lowest common denominator in the class. Instead, ITI tends to weed out those who can't keep up, rewarding the bright folks who pay attention.

    1. Re:Recommended if you're in Canada: ITI by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      at 20 grand US for an 18 month program in systems administration it better be good...

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      -- the cake is a lie
    2. Re:Recommended if you're in Canada: ITI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two things about www.iti.com that makes it a piece of sh!t:

      1. can't even design a basic readable web site. light grey text on a white background?
      2. no voice contact. i guess that means they don't want to hear from enrolled students how crappy their school is and good luck on a refund if figure out the school is a scam.

    3. Re:Recommended if you're in Canada: ITI by InTRUHell · · Score: 1

      I haven't graduated yet, but I'm attending ITT right now, and I'd have to agree that its a great place. The administration side isn't so well organized, but the instructors are all great, and when they haven't been, they haven't lasted long. Every instructor I've had has gone out of their way to help, and ALL have serious r/w experience.

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      - InTRUHell -
    4. Re:Recommended if you're in Canada: ITI by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      at 20 grand US for an 18 month program in systems administration it better be good...

      How can you do an 18 month program in system administration!? What on earth takes that long? I would estimate you could teach a sysadmin everything they need to know to take a junior role in 6 weeks, and from then on, it's all experience and self-study. If someone can't do this, then they'll never be a sysadmin only an operator, and you can teach someone to change tapes in 1/2 hr.

  4. Volunteer by leerpm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps try seeing if you can get a non-profit organization to go along with you. They provide some of the hardware, and you 'learn on the fly'?

    1. Re:Volunteer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good idea. There are a lot of real world projects that need doing at non-profit organizations. And many non-profits are in dire need of professional technical volunteers. Almost any admin task you would find in the for profit world has its analog with an NPO. Good places to look include http://idealist.org and http://techsoup.org/articles.cfm?topicid=7&topic=V olunteers&cg=nav&sg=content_topic7
      There are also volunteer oppurtunities specific to local areas (for example Chicago's http://npotechs.org and http://chicagovolunteer.net/)

      Do good while getting more skills!

  5. speaking of certifications... by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Every incompetant dimwit and his mother has A+ certification... Which is why it doesn't mean jack anymore except maybe to get a job at Best Buy.

    1. Re:speaking of certifications... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not exactly. It's worthless for getting a job, but mine demands that I have it.

      And I have been turned down for temp work, rollouts and what not, for lack of it.

    2. Re:speaking of certifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once say some bum in the hospital emergency studying a A+ book. Must have been about 1997 or so, that was when I do the cert was worthless.

    3. Re:speaking of certifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about that.. I bet you could get a job at circuit city too.

    4. Re:speaking of certifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so if you dont get one, that means you must be really lazy, or really stupid, right?

    5. Re:speaking of certifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      never really did mean much. took that back in the day when they still had the Mac stuff in the tests. like 97 or so. heh, wasn't worth much then, either.

    6. Re:speaking of certifications... by AvantLegion · · Score: 1

      I've been considering getting my A+ cert, but I haven't run out of toilet paper yet.

    7. Re:speaking of certifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The bum prolly have good grammar tho

    8. Re:speaking of certifications... by M|tzi · · Score: 3, Funny

      I am a dimwit and incompetent, so is my mother and neither of us has an A+ Cert so get your facts right!!!

    9. Re:speaking of certifications... by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      Actually, my A+ certification was probably a deciding factor in getting me the student jobs I've had.

      Granted, the job experience will be of much more use, but the cert did help me get started.

      Plus, it taught me how to teach myself.

    10. Re:speaking of certifications... by fataugie · · Score: 1

      Is this Kenny?
      Does your mom wear a T-Shirt that says "I'm with stupid"?
      The test costs $200 for both (I think) so that's about (insert mathematics sounds here) 65 years income for you.

      --

      WTF? Over?

  6. Community college? by squant0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why not check out some local community colleges?
    Many have expensive hardware that you can play with and will teach you lots of stuff that would never even be on one of those exams.

    1. Re:Community college? by Jason1729 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In my experience, the community colleges are the worst for catering to the lowest common denominator of students.

      Every time I've taken a course at one, the class is divided into two groups of people, those who are there to learn, and those who don't know why they're there. The ones who don't know why they're there don't do any of the assignments and try to learn as little as possible. Invariably, the class is dumbed down to suit them, and the most interesting half the of the material is skipped.

      Jason
      ProfQuotes

    2. Re:Community college? by squant0 · · Score: 1
      That is opposite of my experiences, but I guess it all depends on the place. I understand what you are saying, but a good local college that has computer courses will probably have someone who knows their shit teaching, rather than just some schmuck that took the course last year.

      Paying per credit hour at a university would work, seeing as just about nothing is ever dumbed down at good schools, and those who lag behind are usually told to leave the school.

      Many universities have clusters and huge numbers of unix machines open for use, and by going there you may even get a leg into getting a job if you show that you know your stuff.

    3. Re:Community college? by acoustix · · Score: 1

      I teach at Iowa Central Community college and I tend to think that we have a great program.

      EVERY class is hands on including the 4 semesters of Cisco Academy, 2 semesters of Novell Netware, A+, NT/2000 Pro/server, Active Directory, Unix, Security, Network Documentation, telephone systems, Fiber Optics, C prog, Visual Basic, Network+...

      All of those are individual classes that we have. Every student gets their own client and server in most classes. Plus Cisco switches, routers, pix firewalls, AT&T PBXs...

      Check it out: http://www.iccc.cc.ia.us

      --
      "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
    4. Re:Community college? by twocents · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have to agree that a community college can truly kick ass if you are looking for direct learning. Some might be terrible, but here are some simple pointers:
      --Make sure the class outlines are detailed. If they are not, then that is a major red flag, indicating that people in the know are not involved in the creation of the course.
      --Search for the name of an instructor on the web. You never know, and since Google will pick up a lot of newsgroup archives, you might just find out that a particular instructor is very active in the developer community.
      --Does the community college have decent labs? If "good" money has been spent on buying equipment, then good money might have been spent on instructors.
      --Email the instructor. Why not? They don't make money off of you directly, so just ask them some well thought out questions and weigh their responses.

      On an aside, training/certification can help but don't forget that user's groups, mailings lists, and other forums are filled with people such as yourself looking to get hired and those looking to hire. Don't turn your back on the very technology you are looking to work in! (-:

    5. Re:Community college? by JianTian13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depends on the school, and depends on the course, and depends on the actual instructor.

      Take a look at DeAnza in the San Jose area. Good place, good facilities. Lotta good courses, and a lotta good stuff aimed at the IT night-school crowd.

      Some of their teachers are good in their field. But some of their teachers are just there for the spare cash, and either aren't putting in the effort on their end, or just have no fucking idea how to teach.

      I had one Unix scripting teacher there whose favorite phrase was "We'll talk about it later..." He sucked ass. Didn't learn a thing from him. But look again, and you'll see a guy like John Perry, who teaches Perl and C. John teaches well, works hard, wants his students to understand, explaining and exemplifying all the way, and John brooks no bullshit.

      Anyway, my point is just that it can be a crapshoot even within a single organization. If you're going to be out of work for a while, and into training for the long haul (like a lot of us), then hang around if you can, talk to some students, find out who the good teachers are. My $0.02.

    6. Re:Community college? by friscolr · · Score: 1
      but a good local college that has computer courses will probably have someone who knows their shit teaching, rather than just some schmuck that took the course last year.

      i work at washtenaw community college in AA, MI. the classes vary from semester to semester, depending on who teaches what when. sometimes it is someone who just read a book a month before teaching the class, sometimes it is someone with 20+ yrs experience who just loves to teach.

      your best bet is to have a friend who works at a community college and ask that person about the classes and instructors you are considering. a counselor at the college might help too, but they cant as straight-forwardly tell you that so-and-so sucks. i've helped my friends like this, advising them on what instructors to avoid and why, which ones are known to be good, which programs have been developed by people who have their shit together and which are wraught with politics and headed for disaster.

      where i work, (www.wccnet.edu) we have some decent equipment and are really inexpensive for in-state. our computer classes teach a lot of hands-on knowledge and sometimes you will get an instructor who really can help with their years of experience, not only help in teaching but also in the hookups/human networking.

      and i dare say we have one of the best photo programs in the country (definitely in terms of equipment); if you are starting to learn photography it would be worth your time to move here and take some classes, but be sure to ask someone who went through the program about what instructors to avoid and which ones are the truly greats.

    7. Re:Community college? by rlsnyder · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. It might be a little bit out of the way (although the Metro-North commuter railroad will get you pretty close), but I teach the Microsoft (boo, hiss, yeah, yeah, I know) Certification courses at SUNY Ulster, which is a community college just a bit upstate from you. Although I try to prep for the exams, I also have a lot of real-world experience (I'm an adjunct) and do my best to integrate that into the classroom. The other instructors that I've talked to that handle the other tracks seem to take very much the same approach.

      We do a lot of hands on, practical stuff, and so far, the cirriculum has been well recieved by the students. Don't overlook SUNYs / Community Colleges. It can be a really good deal. Oh yeah.. classes start next week, better hurry up and enrolll...

    8. Re:Community college? by sjsamson86 · · Score: 1

      Yeah Foothill and De Anza Community Colleges in the Bay Area are pretty good. I've also had a couple of classes with John Perry, he's a good teacher. The funniest thing I've seen him do was after class on the road he started picking his nose. I mean really picking it. But, anyway Community Colleges can be a great way to get going.

  7. Fuhget about it. by msfodder · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Certifications get you exactly squat in a flat market.
    It's all about who you know, how you know them, and your experience(maybe).
    If you are a CCIE you may be in a certification niche where certs are noticed.
    Otherwise you are a dime a dozen.
    --
    ..Free Live Free...
    1. Re:Fuhget about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, your problem isn't lack of certificates, it being in a market that has been laying-off as many as 200,000 IT workers a month now for a couple of years.

    2. Re:Fuhget about it. by dazdaz · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know where did you get these statistics from, I did'nt realise it was as high as that, just in USA?

    3. Re:Fuhget about it. by joshuac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      didn't he specifically say he was not interested in certs, but rather gaining experience in multiple areas? He is looking for a school so he can get easy access to different hardware and possibly some people who can answer his questions one on one. Buying a lab for home learning isn't cheap, and sometimes it is good to have a live person to talk to instead of depending on nntp.

    4. Re:Fuhget about it. by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Damned Straight. msfodder has it pretty much correct with the exception of not capitalizing the entire sentence dealing with "who you know". That alone is worth more than everything else mentioned. Second would come experience and frankly nothing can replace time. Certification as a means to a career by itself is effectively dead and rightfuly so.

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    5. Re:Fuhget about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BINGO!!!!

      If you want certs for your resume and are banking on them then pay as little as possible to get them.. (train for the test school) If you want real education to become a real pro then certs have zero value to you...

      this is the catch-22 certs are for the newbie to the field while the seasoned vetran doesnt need them... and any company that demands certs is NOT a place you want to work. I DO NOT hire certified people... in fact I put people that mention certifications at the bottom of the pile.

      you can list them at the end with your other associations.. if your certifications are anywhere on the front page, you get the trash.

    6. Re:Fuhget about it. by dubstar · · Score: 1

      Funny, all of the 'seasoned veterans' I have worked with in the past had certifications out the wazoo. The difference between them and the kid who's parents paid $30,000 to send Billy to ITI is that they have the experience to go along with the certifications.

      Certain certifications from certain companies mean squat when it comes to finding a job, however - simply because the market has become saturated with MCSE's, or whatnot.

      And... It is most definately who you know. After a six month period of unemployment, and sending out some 500 resumes I heard back from ZERO of the companies I had sent them to cold.

      But... 5 or so personal contacts who helped get my resume to the right person at the right company generated multiple interviews - once you get the interview, THAT is when the certifications become important.

      So... If you're gonna dump my resume in the trash because I HAVE certifications, you can keep yer stinkin job.. Coz I wouldn't wanna work with ya anyways ;)

      p.s. You could also check on Ebay to try and find older versions of certain equipment to learn on. There are may be simulator software available.. Just a thought.

    7. Re:Fuhget about it. by phrantic · · Score: 1

      I have to agree that in a flat/declining market, that it is more about who you know than what. Having said that you are in this for more than getting a good mark in an exam, getting a good mark has to be your first step, without this you will find it difficult to get a job, with out a job you will never get experience, without experience you will never get a job catch 22. The only way to break the loop is to get some exams under your belt and then impress the hell out the people once you have the job

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    8. Re:Fuhget about it. by jafac · · Score: 1

      and quite often, it's about who you know outside of work.

      If you get laid off, and all your freinds were at your job, you'll have a hard time finding another job, because those contacts aren't going to be as good getting connected with other places of employment - and you may actually be competing with them for jobs if they got laid off too.

      The lesson for the next downturn:
      Make freinds outside of work, particularly if they're in your field. Stay in regular contact with them, don't blow them off. It could save your butt (as it did mine).

      I'm utterly convinced that in this current market, if you don't "know somebody" - and you're looking for a job, you're screwed. Even if you are qualified.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  8. On your own by bubba_ry · · Score: 1

    For my money, there's no better way than learning on my own. You can buy some used hardware cheap and play with that. Buy an OS or two and play with it. Buy a book or two, study them, and apply what you learned. Of course, it doesn't hurt if you can get some instruction, but having gained some knowledge on your own will help you in class. Hell, you may even be able to get credit for it, who knows?

    1. Re:On your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're right. But I would never hire someone who is "self-taught". HR would never even pass the resume to me, because they would take a lot of heat if that person turned out to be a dud.

      There's way too many people looking for jobs with a vast amount of education. I'd wouldn't resort with someone who is self-taught unless he/she 10+ years of experience and amazing references.

    2. Re:On your own by Malc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most of the people I know who are self taught and have 4 or more years experience are normally way better than those people with some sort of certificate/diploma. They're more motivated, they think more for themselves, they work harder and they generally know and understand things better as they've had to figure it out rather than learning buzz words. I have a degree in Comp Sci, but my mentor at my first job who didn't have any formal training was probably the best C++ programmer I've ever met or worked with. I've six years more experience since then and I'm still looking for colleagues as good as he was (is??)

    3. Re:On your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the no degree guy utilizes all his time to hone his skill, whereas the parent supported college boy spends most of his time flirting with college girls and jerking off but spends very little time on studies. Furthermore, the no degree guy is four years ahead in experience and has mastered the art of figuring out things on his (instead of being told) and grasping new challenges quickly.

    4. Re:On your own by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Funny. When I used to do the hiring I automatically excluded anyone with any sort of CS/IS degree. A CS/IS degree meant that the person in question was too fucking stupid to teach themselves, so they had go to college and have someone do the job for them.

      I also found that people with any sort of remotely-computer-oriented degree expected to be treated like absolute authorities and given large salaries. When they found out their boss had all of one computer class in college, waaaay back in the early '80's, their contempt was palpable - even when it was proven time and again that I could run circles around the twits.

      It simply wasn't worth the effort, in terms of retraining or personnel management (having to deal with with the assholes) to hire them in the first place. So their resumes were automatically chucked into my round filing receptacle and never seen again.

      The best workers I ever had tended to be self-taught kids who were constantly learning on their own time out of simple fascination. I gladly paid these young'ns large sums of money because they were so bloody good at their jobs. Were I to transfer back into management I'd continue with the same practices today, only moreso I think (the folks with the degrees seem even more arrogant these days, if that's possible - and with even less reason, given the quality of a 21st century education).

      Max

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    5. Re:On your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that what you tell yourself at night when you look at your bare diploma-less wall?

    6. Re:On your own by fataugie · · Score: 1

      When I used to do the hiring I automatically excluded anyone with any sort of CS/IS degree. A CS/IS degree meant that the person in question was too fucking stupid to teach themselves, so they had go to college and have someone do the job for them.

      Where the hell were you when I was looking for a job?

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  9. DeVry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you may want to try DeVry... They seem to have pretty good hands-on programs and we have had pretty good success with DeVry grads in the past.

    1. Re:DeVry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      devry here in pomona,ca ...releases the worst students...and they code like crap

      I know, I've dealt with a lot of them

    2. Re: DeVry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to agree here. I will _NOT_ hire from DeVry even low level. I have friends that will _NOT_ hire from DeVry. I have know several personally and they do not come out with the knowledge that they say they have on the resume.

  10. Who needs classes? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    If you can not find classes to teach the skills companies want, then teach yourself!

    There are many useful books out there on every computing subject, and all you need is the self-discipline to assign yourself learning projects. While you may not have a 'certificate', you will be able to confidently add it to your resume, and walk the talk.

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    1. Re:Who needs classes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I learn best by demonstration and instruction so CBT CD-ROMs and 'go-read-a-book' aren't viable options for me. " .. did you even READ this article?

    2. Re:Who needs classes? by velcrokitty · · Score: 1

      There is unfortunately that 'x years experience' clause that a lot of employers look for. I used to hit that when I first graduated. Now that I too am out of the workforce, I've had to pick up new skills, but when I apply for a job I get the same old question.

      Never mind that I've been coding in the workplace for 9 years, just focus on the unimportant fact that I've only learned Java and Perl on my own and applied this knowledge to my home projects...

      Sigh.

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  11. Learn by doing by jason_watkins · · Score: 1

    I understand about learning by demonstration, but you seem to have exhausted those options. So maybe learning by doing would not be ideal, but better than the instruction that is available.

    I know there's a simulator for the CCNA. As for solaris, you could always get solaris x86, buy an old sun off ebay, or pick up the (relatively) cheap blade 100 to get some hands on.

    The only individual training company I've heard good things about was DevelopMentor. Unfortunately they focus on software development, not administration or networking.

  12. who knows who and the favor by spoonyfork · · Score: 3, Informative

    It has been my experience (and others that I know) that getting a job is a lot easier if you know someone at the place you want work at. If they have enough swag to put in a good word for you, that foot in the door could push your resume to the top of the stack. Cold calls are a rough way to go.

    Training? Necessary.. but experience is king.

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    1. Re:who knows who and the favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's what I have found as well. In the end, a trustworthy known contact is more appealing to a person that is hiring, than the description of a person on a piece of paper - no matter how qualified. The person with the most education or skills may be a tremendous asshole to work with. It's always a gamble to hire a stranger.



      I've been doing consulting work in the past year and ALL of my work has been via word of mouth for people I know directly or indirectly through others.

    2. Re:who knows who and the favor by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Certainly, networking will yield the best results in terms of jobs.

      Unfortunately, you need to know people who are working at a place that is hiring...

      Right now, 50% of my friends are out of work and looking, or are working at a place that won't be hiring in the near future, or are in a completely different industry from me (I have a house, and switching careers would mean selling the house).

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  13. Employers up job requirements in tough times by t0rnt0pieces · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You didn't discuss this in your article, but do you have a college education or are you self-taught? This isn't 1999 anymore, the job market is right. Really tight. Virtually every job ad I've looked at required *at least* a BS, and many even want a masters. It may not even matter how much experience you have or how good you are, someone with a BS probably has an edge over you (if you don't have one). Assuming you don't have a BS, I would start taking classes at one of the many fine universities in NYC. CUNY is a cheap public university in NYC, if price is a big concern. If you do have a BS, think about a masters or maybe take the teachers advice on going for certifications. These days, paper chasing may get you a job faster than hands-on experience.

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    1. Re:Employers up job requirements in tough times by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, they must be looking for people with Master's degrees because I get no nibbles with my experience AND a Bachelor's degree.

    2. Re:Employers up job requirements in tough times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember the days when a good interview would get you the job. I remember the days when you could get interviews. Goodbye computer security specialist, hello phone support. Fuck the money, I want a challenge. Life sucks.

  14. so basically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are an NT bitch who knows nothing and you want to take more classes so you can pretend to know more. fag . stick to xp

  15. How about more specialized certifications? by On+Lawn · · Score: 1


    I've been thinking the same thing, but having been in a lowly sys-admin job for a while I have a taste for something more exotic.

    I would really want to get credentialed in some high-end CAD administration like Catia, Cadence or Mentor Graphics (hopefully more mechanical engineering then electrical engineering since I have a degree in ME). It would be cool to be an admin of high end 3-D software also. The ultimate would be admining a Catia shop with its own NC-Mill and other machinist tools.

    There the problem seems to be chicken and egg like on a level that is more extreme then sys-admining. I need to find a job that will support me through the multi-thousand dollar seminars. But the jobs all want me to have already taken the seminars and have the experience.

    Is there any admins of more specialized exotic software that can share with me how they got there? Perhaps I need to quit this job and get a lower paying ME job to get there.

    1. Re:How about more specialized certifications? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you are at or what they are doing right now. But when i worked for PTC they hired a ton of MEs who they then trained to be pretty good sys admins. Granted you would have to answer phones for a while and it would most likely be a pay cut. But it just might get you there.

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    2. Re:How about more specialized certifications? by On+Lawn · · Score: 1


      when i worked for PTC they hired a ton of MEs

      PTC? Is that an outsourcing company or an ME shop?

    3. Re:How about more specialized certifications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have got Cadence, Mentor and ADS certificates + 4 years of active experience with tool development, user support, library development, design flow definition, project management etc... job market still sucks.

    4. Re:How about more specialized certifications? by jessejay356 · · Score: 1

      As someone who's done support of CATIA, Pro-E, and other high end CAD software... (we're a development company that's uses alot of different software) I don't think it's any better then any other admin job. Besides, once the software is installed, there is not a lot of maintance so you end up doing other stupid crap. ACK. But, I got my job by just knowing what Unix was, and having some idea how to admin and it took me far. Now I'm a developer, and like it work then doing EVIL catia installs.

    5. Re:How about more specialized certifications? by jefflinwood · · Score: 1

      Parametric, they are the software company who makes Pro/E.

    6. Re:How about more specialized certifications? by Pathwalker · · Score: 1

      Advoid Catia

      You really don't want to go there.

      Every now and then, the thought occurs to me "Hey - I don't have to deal with Catia anymore!" and I spent the rest of the day in such a wonderful mood, nothing can get me down...

    7. Re:How about more specialized certifications? by On+Lawn · · Score: 1


      I used to be an unofficial Catia administrator for a document conversion company. It did give me headaches but that was more becuase I didn't know what I was doing, and management wouldn't get me the help I needed to get things done. Well not until it was too late.

      But an illegal immigrant from India came over one day (the only other person willing to work for as little as they wanted to pay) and showed us how easy it could be. For that day we were sitting pretty.

      Part of the reason is becuase I want to be more tied to a machine shop is to have access to the equipment. I've taken a fancy to Automobile Engineering again lately, (I've even set up a scoop site I call OnRoad.)

      I may be looking at it as greener and over the fence with rose colored glasses. For building kit cars, doing mods and building gladiator robots, theres just no substitute for knowing or working for a machine shop. So you can see why doing sys-and-CAD-admining for a machine shop would be a real cool niche.

    8. Re:How about more specialized certifications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started out as a Unix Admin in a mostly Cadence design house (also Mentor, Calibre, SPW, etc.) supporting design engineers and a CAE group. That was 7 years ago, straight out of college with a degree in ME (go figure).

      Now I'm the manager of a small but highly experienced Unix and CAE team (120+ years last count) driving world-wide technical computing architecture and services for the company. I'm having a blast, and I don't have any certifications. I just worked hard, and developed my technical and, probably more importantly, communication skills. I also took the time to pick up a Masters degree in IS, but I'm not convinced that really contributed much.

      For me the fun stuff is not providing administrative support for the CAD tools, but rather providing efficient storage, data management, compute load balancing, and data center infrastrutures that improve the designers productivity.

  16. Training to get back into IT by nemaispuke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you are looking for Solaris training, go right to Sun. Their courses are not cheap ($2500-3000 per class) but you get hands-on, books that are worth their weight in gold, and a good feel for Solaris. And the other benefit of coughing up that kind of cash is that only people "who want to be there" will be present. My previous job gave us three weeks of Solaris training (not by Sun), and three of us spent most of that time training everybody else! I wouldn't worry about Cisco training, there are lots of CCNA's out of work. And although many people will tell you "learn Linux", I think having some education and experience with a major vendor's product is more helpful (in my case Solaris and AIX). But that is just my opinion.

    1. Re:Training to get back into IT by Mr+Gill+Bates+III · · Score: 1

      With so many companies ditching Solaris in favour of Linux or xxxxBSD, it may be a platform of the past, but who knows.

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    2. Re:Training to get back into IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all about the money-
      As an IT tech currently working in the kitchen of a franchise restaurant for $10.00/hr, I wish there was financial aid available to take the courses the major vendors offer. My only option has been a rather cut-rate private education, simply because student loans provide me with access to the hardware and course materials I would never be able to buy otherwise. Do beware of the 'lowest common denominator' factor, however, I have found that most of my instructors are happy to put in more effort for the more serious and capable students. There is work for those who aren't afraid to try something different. I volunteered for six months to get a position that offered continous training\certs as a standard benefit.

    3. Re:Training to get back into IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit, show me numbers. Why would companies ditch Suns just to migrate to Linux? Wouldn't it be a better financial decision to keep the Suns around until they died or got pretty old?

    4. Re:Training to get back into IT by nemaispuke · · Score: 2

      When is the last time you saw Linux running on a 20 CPU, 32 GB 6500? I work on a large Government Contract and have worked on two others, and Linux played a minor role (cheap DNS server). The Government is not going to put up Linux boxes (especially in classified environments) until a distribution gets an EAL4 or better Common Criteria rating. The last time I read anything about Linux and CC, the group that was going for CC Evaluation of Linux was only shooting for EAL2. Totally insufficent for a C2 (under TCSEC) environment. Not only that, but with the number of companies and Government agencies that have millions of dollars worth of Sun, HP, and IBM hardware, I highly doubt that they are going to trash that investment for Linux. Nevermind trying to port all of the custom applications, that effort alone could take years. Linux skills are nice to have, but until you start seeing the "big iron" on eBay for next to nothing, I would still learn a "major player" product.

    5. Re:Training to get back into IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Security ratings for operating systems is worthless, and NT is the proof of that.

      It's just a large amount of money for a fucking certification, ironically it's the topic of the parent story, just add more zeros.

    6. Re:Training to get back into IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also agree with this post. In a tight market like this the only big projects are happening at government sites. I can think of at least three different state huge portal environments that have been set up in the last two years. And fortunately I was lucky enough to find one. But it was the BS and Solaris experience that sold my employer on me. Most linux only shops I have come in contact with are for a reason. The company does not have money to spend on hardware or they are only a web server shop. If the company cannot afford enterprise systems how long can they afford their employees.

    7. Re:Training to get back into IT by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      millions of dollars worth of IBM equipment eh ?

      so IBM offering to put a custom made version of linux onto all of their heavy metal dont mean much eh ? or the fact that there are/were grumbles at IBM about bropping AIX ?

      and i dont think to mant people on slashdot wanna go work in or for the gov't. most people here want jobs for people they can talk to about problems, not wait for the next "national budget".

      oh and belive it or not porting stuff from a *nix to linux is NOT that hard. plus most of the afforementioned companies will actually help you port the apps, so long has you keep their hardware. (or if your big enough actually keep the contract)

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    8. Re:Training to get back into IT by nemaispuke · · Score: 1

      If you do what Microsoft has done, yes it is worthless. If you actually intend to operate in a classified environment and expect to get your product into a Government network (especially encryption products) you had better have it evaluated. Windows 2000 was evaluated for CC EAL4 in much the same way Windows NT was evaluated under TCSEC (minimum risk, behind a firewall, no vulnerable services or programs running). For people who do not understand Common Criteria it sounds impressive, actually the EAL4 level for Windows 2000 SP3 is worthless because it is based on the Controlled Access Protection Profile (CAPP). If anyone intended to deploy Windows 2000 as a secure server it would fail CC as soon as you went to the more demanding PP's (such as Role Based Access Control and Labeled Security), this is the criteria used to evaluate Trusted Solaris 8.

    9. Re:Training to get back into IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See this story at the register: Sun eclipsed by worst ever quarter You could use the phrase "Current economic climate" here, but like Sun you'd be kidding yourself.

    10. Re:Training to get back into IT by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      _most_ places are not running linux in a production environment. those that are, it's either very sparce or it's full blown free software.

      _most_ big development shops have SUN boxes, IBM mainframes/mini's perhaps, VMS, Windows NT/2000, Oracle, SQLServer, DB2, etc, etc. all propriatary systems running a mixture of propriatary and inhouse developed systems.

      knowing the basics that linux and free software provides helps to understand the concepts.

      how many companies are running linux on "big iron"? in a corporate production environment?

    11. Re:Training to get back into IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow they lost money. Be sure do disregard the 2.x billion dollar writeoff as well.

      Any proof that companies are migrating to x86 or just more irrevalant bullshit?

    12. Re:Training to get back into IT by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      i didnt say everybody was/is running linux.

      i would say alot of people are, some don't even know it. (i work on a hell desk {outsourced} for one of the aforementioned three letter companies and we get people asking for help with our workgroup servers not even knowing they are running linux)

      linux has inroads onto big iron and for now thats all they need. with IBM, oracle etc backing them they will end up with a good percentage of boxes.

      you have to remember in the past year and a half not to many people have been buying stuff for infrastructure, and in the last year and a half linux has gained alot of ground in GPK about it.

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  17. GlobalKnowledge by NetJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I took the CCNP Boot Camp at Global Knowledge a little over a year ago and was very happy. A lot of hands on work with some of the best instructors I've ever had. We covered a lot of real world scenarios that I use constantly now.

    I absolutely hate certification mills, and this wasn't one. Good facilities with plenty of lab equipment to go around. They also bring in snacks, which were great. :)

  18. You may try Mandrake Training Center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    http://www.mandrakesoft.com/training/offline/partn ers/search?country=us&wslang=en

  19. Training is about certs, not learning by swb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Training is about passing the cert exams. Why? That's what most people want.

    People want the certs because they think its the key to a job. Or people need the certs, because their PHBs require them to get/keep/update certs.

    PHBs want certs because it shows they're hiring a "qualified" workforce. HR people screen for certs because they're usually too ignorant to look for anything else, and they all have nice acronyms they can type into search engines.

    If you want to actually *learn* something, most IT training isn't the place to find it. Cisco training by and large is pretty good, but it still focuses a lot on "Psst, it's on the CCNA test". I've taken MS training that's been OK, although the "learning" was something that could have been compressed into 2 days, minus the bullshit and compulsory 20 minute cig breaks every 60 minutes.

    I think the best learning is the hardest kind; pounding your head against the CRT until the manpages, HOWTOs and other stuff sink in and you can actually string stuff together. It's incredibly frustrating and time consuming compared to having someone teach you, but AFAIK there's no one actually *teaching* most of what most admins do.

  20. experience = job by just_to_post · · Score: 1

    everyone is getting the same certs you are, you need to set yourself apart from other. even if you're not getting paid for it, you're getting experience. wasting 3 grand just to add a line on your resume saying your certified doesn't seem worth it. study on your own to get the cert and get any experience you can...

  21. Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No school is going to do more than get you to pass the exams - that's all they're there to do, that's all they get paid for, and they don't have the facilities to run a real-world environment.

    On the plus side, most hiring managers don't know jack shit anyway and can't see past the certification letters, so even though it seems like a waste of time, it will open doors.

    The other approach is to lie the heck out of your resume just to get it past the HR screener, then be honest once you actually talk to the manager on an interview. It's a bold approach that might backfire, but it might also work if you have the balls.

  22. check out the vendor's sites by iosphere · · Score: 1

    They might point you right back to the place's you've already been, but you might want to check the vendor's sites for training partners. I know Cisco and Checkpoint both have complete training subsections with links to locations and partners. That's where I'd start.

  23. CCNA the ebay way by redbeard_ak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I recommend purchasing a 1700 router and/or a 2900 switch from ebay. You can set up configurations, learn the CLI and play around. Flash the rom, reload the O/S. All that. The cost is less - be patient and you can get a 2900 for less than $400 like I did.

    After the test you can resell it for what you got or you can keep it and use it in your home. Can't do either with a class.

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    1. Re:CCNA the ebay way by Kenja · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cisco 2514. Low cost, can run latest version of IOS, had dual NICs to setup and test firewall configurations and virtual networks. Add to that a 1600 and a serial x-over cable and you can simulate T1 connections.

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    2. Re:CCNA the ebay way by (rypto* · · Score: 1

      For being a CCNA I never had to buy a router or switch, all I had to do was to go through the todd lamlee's CCNA sybex package it contains router simulators,flashcards,hundreds of unique questions.

      Q:So when do I need a router or other hardware?
      An:If you are planning to take CCNP

      Actually CCNA is a elementary course for the next level Cisco certifications like CCNP,CCSP
      CCSP requires pix, ids, router and a vpn concentrator[I dont think we can afford all that!]
      sol: Hangup with an training center and check if they have some of them
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    3. Re:CCNA the ebay way by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 3, Informative

      The down side to having a router and a switch is that there isn't a whole lot you can do with it.

      At the basic level, you need at least 3 switches. One for location A, one for location B, and one to act as a 'Core' switch. At that point, you can start playing with VLANS.

      Add a 2500 or 2600 series router and you can do 'router on a stick' routing between thoes VLANS. Add another router or two, and you can play with OSPF and EIGRP.

      For the cost of all this crap, just spend $149 and get Boson Router Sim. It has 5002 switches with catalyst OS and 1900 series switches with IOS. It also has 800, 2500, and 2600 series routers.

      Boson supports most of the commands and will even spit out a config file that can be uploaded into an actual Cisco router. You can also use it to buils HUGE networks. One of the things I do is give newbies a Class C block and have them allocate it for 20+ routers, 10+ switches, and 3 or 4 workstations over several VLANS. Usually makes them tear their hair out.

      And the best part is that Boson can be had for less than the price of an e-bay router.

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    4. Re:CCNA the ebay way by btellier · · Score: 1

      Not flamebait:

      What employer, EVER, would say that experience IN YOUR HOME in any way equals that of a real-world environment? When is what you do in your own home, even with a traffic simulator, analagous to a real world environment in the eyes of HR (the people who give you a shot at getting an interview with the folks who will appreciate knowledge)? If it isn't in your Employment Experience: section no one gives a fuck. Just like you can build a spectacular open-source app in your spare time but when it comes time to interview all you can say is "i wrote an IMAP proggie in my spare timezor."

      And Christ, I wish that wasn't true. The coding I've done in my spare time more than qualifies me for jobs ten feet further down the trough than what I'm capable of. And I live in NYC just like the original poster, so I know the job market he's talking about.

      Trust me, experience, degrees or certifications are the only way that HR knows that you weren't just another .bomb dropout who tried to cash in on the boom but actually knows zip. Sad but true. The only way that this kind of experience will help you is if you lie about your experience and have the skills to back it up.

    5. Re:CCNA the ebay way by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree with you completely.

      However!

      Not everyone is dumb enough to try and work for a large company. Try reading "What color is my parachute" for tips on turning your knowledge into a job.

      Here is how it breaks down:

      You do a resume. You send it to HR at $SomeBigCompany. The guy reading it has a thick stack on his desk. The first thing he does is throw out anything that looks unprofessional. Pink stationary, non-standard paper size, handwritten or large fonts, anything that does not conform to the 'standard' resume format is tossed.

      Next, he does a grep (or just looks) for MCSE, CCNA, A+, Masters, Batchlor, RHCE, CCNP, CCIE, etc... All the files are sorted in order from most certifications to least. Usually the top 10% are thrown away due to 'overqualification'.

      Next, he does a prelim interview. This is to ask some basic questions and see if you fit into the 'company culture'. Anyone not wearing a conservative suit, nice tie, and SHINY shoes is never considered. Remember, this man knows nothing about technology.

      Anyone who gets past this guy goes to a second interview with the boss of the section you will work in. This guy is most likely a program manager. He know something about what you will do, but is not an expert. He just wants to get a feel for wheather or not you will show up on time, work hard, and stay late when needed.

      There is an alternative. Look for small companies. Call the local cable company and ask for a tour of the network shop. Geeks love to show off their stuff (clear cases, open source, etc..). Call some consulting firms and ask who does the installs for their clients. Get into a local computer/linux/d&d group and ask around.

      You will find that other geeks tend to work in the tech sector. They will know if there is an opening in their company. They can get you directly through to the project manager. If you display competence, he will probably hire you.

      Once you learn the networking system of getting hired, you will never do the whole resume trolling thing agian...

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    6. Re:CCNA the ebay way by KevinDumpsCore · · Score: 1

      > Once you learn the networking system of getting hired, you will never do the whole resume trolling thing agian...

      What happens when the economy is so bad that no one in your network works for a company that is hiring? Over the last year, I've tried a multi-facted approach: resume [e]mailing, networking, and trustworthy recruiters. None of it has worked. What's next, cold calls?

  24. Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employed by t0qer · · Score: 3, Funny

    You and me both have been out of work since 2k...

    Any drive up 101 in the bay area would tell you that the economy here evaporated like the water in the salt marshes out in the bay. The mass exodous of people OUT of the bay area since the crash hasn't helped things at all either, since the companies they are retreating from either closed shop, outsourced in some manner (domestic or foriegn) or they've made the coders become coder/tech writer/IT persons/janitors all rolled into one.

    I hate to say it, but IT people seem like more of a perk to companies so the coders don't have to take on that roll. Unfortunatly having 20 coders arguing over the network setup usually results in a half-assed network that we IT guys end up cleaning up in the end when the company caves in and decides to make a budget for IT again.

    After working for PHB's for 8 years, me and my IT buds are burnt out. Working for people you KNOW are dumber than you eventually might bring you to this conclusion..

    If I know i'm smarter than this jackass who can't copy and paste something into his powerpoint presentation, then why is HE the boss, and why am I his lackey?

    So my advice to you is don't worry about the job market right now in IT. Most companies are outsoucing IT to save money, so you could go down, file a ficticous business name for 40 bucks and be in business. Be your own telemarketer, call up the CFO's of companies in your area and ask them if they would like to "outsource" IT. PHB's love that buzzword "Outsource"

  25. Re:I couple of things I must point out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was three things.

  26. CCNA by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

    is about as good and respected in the industry as A+ certification. If you're going to get a Cisco cert, you have to get at least CCNP. In addition, check out the new security cert they're offering.

    In my opinion, if you have experience with networks (NT or therwise) I'm sure you could home study for the CCNP (the RAS exam is the most difficult) cert.

    I can tell you that the West Coast is FLOODED with MCSE and CCNA types... don't know about the East Coast.

    Good luck.

  27. Cisco by unicron · · Score: 2, Informative

    A lot of community colleges have arrangements with Cisco to be authorized to teach thier Academy Program. The CCNA Academy alone is 4 semesters, so you can see they're aren't skipping much. And the end of the 4 semesters, you get to take the cert at like 1/3 the cost. Heck, if I remember correctly, they'll even give you a second attempt at the same price.

    --
    Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
    1. Re:Cisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm a high school student in one of the Cisco Academies. I'm just about to start the 3rd semester, and they teach you everything. I think its a wonderful class if you have the time for it. Everything from how to install a NIC and making a cable to configuring IGRP, working with IPX, and even spanning tree is covered in the class. If its on the test, they teach it to you in the class.

  28. ITI: Nonsense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    ITI is useless. You leave there with about $30k in student debts and in a field where the hiring is very weak.

    I've met some really bright people that came from ITI, but the majority I've met (80%) are people who feel that they're supposed to earn a wad a cash without proving themselves. It sucks that one pays so much for schooling but that doesn't give you a right to demand a massive salary or delude yourself that you're better qualified.

    Go to Sheridan College or some other technical school. It's cheaper, more well-rounded, and has placement people who actually care for you to get a good job.

    1. Re:ITI: Nonsense! by Tom+Courtenay · · Score: 1

      Sheridan College teaches Visual Basic 5.0 as their core programming language. Worst course I ever took.

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      If you could be anything you want, I'll bet you'd be disappointed.
  29. Do this by dazdaz · · Score: 1

    Listen carefully.

    Buy a PC and work with that. Install as many different systems and become comfortable with that, including Solaris x86.

    Don't waste money on certifications, they won't help enough to give you the edge.

  30. Check out Netcom Information Technology by Alpha27 · · Score: 1

    They offer a good range of courses and two locations, 1 in LIC (Queens) and 1 at the Empire State Building. their site is http://www.netcominfo.com/

  31. Graduate School by aburnsio.com · · Score: 1

    What you're really saying is that you want a CS graduate degree.

    1. Re:Graduate School by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      What you're really saying is that you want a CS graduate degree.

      What he said is that he'd like a job in IT. And in this climate, a graduate degree isn't going to help him any more than certs. He'd be unwise to invest time and money in a graduate degree to get a job that's gone elsewhere.

    2. Re:Graduate School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What he said is that he'd like a job in IT. And in this climate, a graduate degree isn't going to help him any more than certs. He'd be unwise to invest time and money in a graduate degree to get a job that's gone elsewhere."


      All the grad students that I know right now are just hiding out until the market recovers.
    3. Re:Graduate School by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      All the grad students that I know right now are just hiding out until the market recovers.

      Until the market for what recovers? Out-of-date grad students? Good luck to them. :)

  32. HP class I took was great by Fluid+Truth · · Score: 1

    I recently took a class from HP (it was HP-UX for experienced sysadmins) and it was a great class. There were only 8 people in the class, the teacher was very knowledgeable, and we were using modern equipment. We were learning for the sake of learning. No one was going to use NIS? Fine, we skipped that. If you want the exam prep, it was a totally different class.

    Admittedly, this was just one class from one instructor, but the facilities should be at least comparable. There's one in the New York area. And, of course, you'd be learning something HP specific. Check out their web site for more info.

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    Apparently, of the rich, by the rich, for the rich.
  33. Woa by houseofmore · · Score: 3, Funny

    "NT-based sysadmin"

    <CTRL> <ALT> <DEL>

    1. Re:Woa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the first post in awhile that actually made me laugh outloud...

  34. Working rights by dazdaz · · Score: 1

    Are you an American who worked in Canada and then decided to move back to USA?

    If you are a Canadian wanting to work in America, do you require any form of work permit?

    1. Re:Working rights by houseofmore · · Score: 1

      If you are a Canadian wanting to work in America, do you require any form of work permit?

      No... but may want to seek therapy.

    2. Re:Working rights by Malc · · Score: 1

      If this person has been living that long in NYC, they're either an American, married to an American, had sponsorship, or working/staying illegally. There's a limit to how long a Canadian can visit the US. They will also need a visa, such as (IIRC) the TN-1 (NAFTA visa).

    3. Re:Working rights by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      amen to that shit EH !

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  35. School of Hard Knocks by Ridgelift · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I found that registering a business name and a business license is the _best_ form of certification.

    Certification means "To confirm as genuine". People are more apt to believe someone with a business card can fix their computer woes than a stack full of resumes littered with acronyms (CNE, MCSE, CCNA, A+, WYSIWYG, ad infinitum ad nauseum)

    If you know your stuff and can fix a clients problem, it doesn't matter what your certification is. All people want are results.

    1. Re:School of Hard Knocks by JSmooth · · Score: 1

      Strange. What planet did you say you were from? Last time I checked everybody was much more impressed with credentials of any kind (not just computer certs) than with actual experience. Movies that win an Oscar do better. Songs that win a grammy, Titles (ie POTUS), etc. I imagine you put little value on certification but do you do that as an insider or an outsider? I have many certification and I got them strictly for show. They impress people. peroid. It don't mean shit but it does look impressive. If I and another fella walk in to convince you to spend $100,000 on network security and he says he got a degree from MIT and I say I have been working hard for the past five years who is more likely to get the money. Don't fool yourself. Stupid letters mean ALOT especially in the current business environment.

    2. Re:School of Hard Knocks by WickedLittleSlaveBoy · · Score: 1

      if you ever want a corporate job, you'll find that your business doesn't mean anything to that mindset. they'll just gloss over that section of your resume, then ask for what they consider 'real' experience. I'm coming out of a consulting position and I'm finding it a little difficult to have some of that experience taken seriously.

      if you have massive accomplishments or you're content with building clone servers in your basement, then the business card might work out. otherwise, you could hurt yourself by taking this advice.

    3. Re:School of Hard Knocks by Artful+Codger · · Score: 1

      You're kind of in orbit, too.

      Some of the big, dumb, overcapitalized corporations will look for certs first, but the majority of kick-ass, going-someplace, industry-leading midsize places go by what you can actually do, based on references and past work.

      I haven't been unemployed or under-employed in over 10 years, and I've been able to land some decent positions with top-level companies. I'm starting a new contract next week. All this without a degree or a cert of any kind; I get these gigs because of referrals, industry contacts and a good track record of completed work.

      Getting back to the original thread... is there something the author is not telling us about the 2 years unemployed? Why did he/she get off the track? Even through the dot-com crash, most of the talented folk have kept or found gigs.

      Anyway, if someone sent out 800 resumes without a nibble, either the industry is trying to tell them something, or there's some terrible karma at work.

      --

      ... plans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled lines...
    4. Re:School of Hard Knocks by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

      if you ever want a corporate job, you'll find that your business doesn't mean anything to that mindset. they'll just gloss over that section of your resume, then ask for what they consider 'real' experience.

      We're talking here about Information Technology. I've been at it professionally for over 7 years, and worked for both large and small (the largest being an international company who flew me up to their diamond mine).

      Yes, past experience was always part of due diligence, but the certifications meant nothing.

    5. Re:School of Hard Knocks by WickedLittleSlaveBoy · · Score: 1

      no doubt, all I'm saying is that you have to pay your dues before anything magickal is going to happen. this guy hasn't been playing this game for several years, and I wonder exactly how much experience he had if he ditched so easily.

      of course certs aren't what the 'MCSE factory' type schools want you to believe they are, I don't disagree.

      My point was, since I've been in the field, I've done everything from driving a forklift to picking a chicken bone out of a user's keyboard. I seriously doubt that getting myself a business license and a card would have somehow made those first few years any easier.

    6. Re:School of Hard Knocks by MeNeXT · · Score: 1
      What a stupid example. Who would spend $100,000 on someone who has nothing to show but a stupid piece of paper.


      Yes a business card will most likely get him some contracts. What will get him a living is if he knows what he is talking about. If he can fix the problems that his client has he will be able to grow the business. After five years and hundreds of clients who should be able to vouch for him he will be able to get the contract even if he has no degree.


      The paper only states that this individual has accomplished the minimum required from this particular institution. It does not claim that the individual knows what he is talking about.

      --
      DRM? No thanks, I'll just get it somewhere else...
  36. Get a Degree by Dougthebug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you didn't mention you were unemployed, I'd say apply to your local university and get a B.S. in Information Systems Management or something similar. From what I've seen, most IT positions these days require a B.S. in a computer related field. A degree in ISM can be your ticket into a nice job. Plus, most Universities have great job placment programs.

    However since you said you were unemployed, all I can say is get some student loans and/or hit up the local Junior College for some supplemental education. You'll have better luck their than at most of these technical colleges that advertise on tv.

    1. Re:Get a Degree by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      I'd still recommend finding the best school that'll put up with you within your ability to travel. Major colleges are getting very agressive trying to get part-time students into their classes, and for a few bucks more you get the name of a much better known institution than your local community college can give you.

      Being able to say you got a B.S. from a place that knows what its talking about is worth all the certs out there combined or better.

    2. Re:Get a Degree by rxed · · Score: 1

      Get a degree and you'll be in the market. Certifications are okay but on the long run nothing can compare to a degree in CS.

  37. Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by puto · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ok here is the skinny from my experience and flame away. But if you do it this way you can grab a lot of certs and learn a lot along the way. Nothing is better than real world experience but a little paper behind you doesn;t hurt.

    A+ - Everyone and is brother does have it. So get it anyway. One book and one week studying. Took the tests back to back. Shows you have some basic hardware knowledge. Cause hardware and software knowledge don't exactly walk hand in hand.

    Net+ - Another easy one but really good in the sense of getting you up to speed on networking essentials. Subnetting, IP, the language and eqipment.

    Linux + - Learn the fundementals of Linux - Pass the test. Good starting block for your RHCE.

    RHCE- Do I need to explain this one? Red Hat is the industry standard Linux at the moment.

    AS for the MS stuff. It is good to have the hands on experience and the classes as well. the 2000 and net stuff is not all that easy. The 4.0 was a walk in the park. Professional and server are easy exams. But AD and the other ones are a bitch because they expect you to have experience with the product. And the exams are adaptive, very hard to teach the test with these. And also whose fault is it if you but cheat sheets?

    I am a fairly good Linux Admin, and a Fairly good Linux admin. I do not code. Don't want to. I just like keeping the highways a rolling. I don't care what you drive on them.

    But I will say this. A good Linux admin will not be a good windows admin and vice versa. Because both will be predisposed to see all bad in the opposite product. I look at windows and linux for the respective uses of each. Do not tie yourself down with one. Stay off of OS bandwagons. Learn as much as you can about both. Or any OS you can.

    I find myself time and time again sitting in the middle of the fence. My linux pals who dog Windows cause, they ***gasp*** cant admin it, and are too proud to ask someone or check MSDN. Or the Windows bunch who are stuck on reinstall when something craps out.

    Puto

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    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
  38. hrmmm by pummer · · Score: 1

    you should open the school you need, since there aren't any around

  39. Certification Courses by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    Well, the best way to get a job, is to HAVE A JOB! I know, it is a catch-22 but it follows the logic of if you were any good someone would have hired you. It is an asine attitude but what can you do.

    Most manager's don't at certifications so much as a evaluation of skill any more. Usually if you have 6 years of experience in something and get certified in that you will look good, rather than you have been in the business 6 years, got certified in JYMBO software, but have no experience.

    So what I am basically saying is, get certified in the stuff you already know, people will respect that more than, the Course to Pass Exam

  40. Tough market (depending upon perspective) by BWJones · · Score: 1

    Now I find myself wanting to get back into IT professionally, but my resume is getting no nibbles at all (over 800 resumes submitted in the last year or so)

    As the title of this reply says, the condition of the market really depends upon your perspective as one who does the hiring or if you are looking for a job. I can't tell you how many good resumes I have rejected in the past couple of years for a number of reasons. There are so many highly qualified folks out there looking for work right now that one can afford to be quite selective when hiring. Man, some of the resumes that have ended up on my desk almost scare me from being over qualified. These are really smart and capable people and I want to surround myself with people like that, but I can only hire so many.

    I decided to take some training courses to get me back up to speed not just in the W-Intel world, but give me some usable knowledge of Solaris, a CCNA and Checkpoint.

    I would suggest that getting a good all around knowledge of UNIX under your belt as Windows certification (as well as many others) does not really say much to me. What is most important is that you are capable of getting work accomplished, so perhaps including in your resume projects you have worked on and some description of what they were.

    Additionally I usually take applicants out to lunch or dinner and talk about the task they are interested in applying for and seeing how they interact socially. As a former dean of our medical school once told me, "Hey, if I can't enjoy a meal with someone, I certainly can't work with them". So, yeah, the interview is very important and I have rejected a couple of highly qualified applicants because they needed some social skills. One highly qualified dude (on paper) with a PhD in computational chemistry actually snapped his fingers at a waitress during lunch and demeaned her in front of the entire resturaunt and I simply will not tolerate that sort of behavior.

    I learn best by demonstration and instruction so CBT CD-ROMs and 'go-read-a-book' aren't viable options for me.

    From your description, it sounds like you might be interested in going back to school? It's not as bad as it sounds and I know many folks including a brother-in-law who after looking for over a year for a job as a technical writer decided he wanted to go back for a formal theory based approach to his interests last year. He was able to get a second B.S. pretty quickly and grooved on the academic thing and is now in grad school.

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    1. Re:Tough market (depending upon perspective) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The computational chemistry guy reminds me of Jack Nicholson's character in Five Easy Pieces, who should have gotten a serious thrashing when he humiliated a waitress for not taking his request for a custom-made sandwich.

  41. WIA by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

    Workforce Investment Act of 1998

    If they still have funding and you're currently unemployed, check them out. Government assisted retraining. Lots of paperwork and meetings, but if you're approved, you get up to $10k to spend on training: that's how I got my CCNP.

    To start the process find your local One Stop. Go there and sign up and attend there introduction seminar. After that you should be assigned a case worker. From there do everything they ask and hopefully you'll be accepted.

    Good luck!

  42. An Opprotunity for Growth. by Montgomery+Burns+III · · Score: 1

    Although there are facets of Information Technology that are subjective and difficult to measure, management and HR types are determined to try to find quantifiable ways to differentiate candidates. Hold your nose and get some certificates. Join the army as an Information Warrier. Get a meaningful Cert from an organization like SANS.

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    'ta
  43. Auslaender Raus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical touchy attitude from Westerners. The job market gets tight and right away people start looking at the foreigners.

    Not everyone is after your job, girl, car, suburban home, etc ...

    Grow up!

    1. Re:Auslaender Raus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop being a dick here, this wasn't too clear to begin with and it would be easier to say oh u can do this or that depending on where the person actually lives/has citizenship...

  44. unintentional commercial follows.... by jdvernon1976 · · Score: 1

    My advice would be to go with a company called TechSkills. They've got lots of offices across the US, and - as you seem to prefer - focus more on administration than software dev. I'm working on my Oracle DBA with them (one more test to go!), and they offer all sorts of cert training. The training itself is a combination of CBT, books at home, mentor-led classes (class sizes are limited to 5-7 people max) and all the hands-on you could want.

    I'm not a paid employee, just a satisfied customer.

    http://www.techskills.com

  45. Well.. by ZoneGray · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, this may be a little off-topic, but when I was hiring (current position doesn't involve it), I NEVER looked for certifications. Never, ever, ever. It almost counted against somebody if they emphasized certs too much. Of course, that was me, and it's a fact of life that a lot of companies do look at them.

    More to the point, though, is that hiring in IT is practically at a standstill right now, and it's not limited to Silicon Valley. As technology progresses, people are learning to do the job with fewer people. Five years ago, you'd figure one IT guy to support about 30 seats. Now it's more like one person per 70-90 seats. And the inrush of people during the bubble years means that the supply/demand balance is incredibly out of whack. My old boss in SF was the best I've ever worked for, he has the best connections you could have out there, 15+ years of big name experience, and he's been out of work for 18 months. So right now, it doesn't matter what you have on your resume, if you're not currently working, or don't know somebody who's hiring, it's going to be incredibly hard to get a job in IT. I wouldn't spend a nickle of my own money getting certified, because right now it just isn't going to help. A lot of the ads you see posted are just there so the hiring manager can say he did a thorough search, but odds are he already knows who he wants to hire.

    1. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      one IT guy to every 30-90 seats ?

      That ratio is WAYYY low. For instance, every shop I have ever worked in was one IT guy for every 500-5,000 people.

      No shit, I actually once supported 5,000 people by myself, course that was after we developed a standardized desktop, bought exactly the same model worldwide, and had some wicked VB coder set up the image push with profiles and policies from the server. We had it where any mod could be pushed worldwide within 30 minutes. The actual desktop phone support was outsourced to a call center of desktop support guys that worked three shifts. otherwise, the server support was my function and I did it all remote over the wan with backup dial in for EVERYTHING.

  46. Don't Count Out Books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I would say books are your best bet to get a better understanding of everything, although having an instructor who knows thier shit would be better than a book. The problem is spending a day in a bookstore weeding out the books that are shit...but if you're looking to avoid paying a massive amount of cash for a class, grab a good book and practice...

  47. Re:CCNA the Software Simulator Way by __aanonl8035 · · Score: 5, Informative


    There are some things you will only learn by having hand on experience with an actual router in your hands. Back in the day, it seemed like all the classes and training were using the 2501 for testing. I wanted to pipe in and mention a very good software simulator of a small LAN environment.

    http://www.boson.com/netsim/

    Ive used this software, and it is really good. You can drag and drop different routers and connect them up through swtiches or serial cables and run through all the commands of setting up a connection. Setup RIP, IGRP static routes, etc.. It feels very much like being logged in to a cisco router.

  48. We need a different approach by dazdaz · · Score: 1

    I think we have to tackle this differently.

    We need techniques for cold calling. ok you may have friends at a prospective company, but the chances are slim.

    I think we need better techniques for resume application and a greater understanding of the HR screening process so that we know how it works, thus how to work with effectively.

  49. Did you check out these? ... by hazzzard · · Score: 1
    Mod this one redundant, but it has to be said anyway.

    Hint: in the long run, you'll be much better off with a good university degree.
    Do some research what universities fit your needs and get started ...


    Here are some prominent pointers ... For more, check out the google directory , for example
    1. Re:Did you check out these? ... by bob65 · · Score: 1

      But are there any universities that teach IT? Many universities seem to think they're above administering systems, etc. The truth is, university isn't the place to learn about the latest cert material. There's just no degree that teaches you those skills and knowledge.

  50. Learn, and show them some tangible evidence by Ryu2 · · Score: 1
    I'm in a similar position as you, although I'm slightly different: I come from a CS background, focusing a lot on graphics at my school. After I got my MSCS though in 2000, I went to work for a non-graphics related software company. This was during the height of the dot.com era, and I was sort of following the money instead of my main passions, I have to admit. ;-) I don't regret working there though, learned a lot, met cool people, got a overview of the entire SW dev cycle and then some. Now though, I'm on the job market again, looking to get back into my main interests, graphics/rendering/games (anyone want to hire me? See my .sig...).


    While this may not be directly applicable to your situation as a sysadmin where you're not churning out a deliverable product, for me, I've been writing my own little demo programs and even articles, which helps both my own learning, demonstrates a genuine interest to employers (you're willing to take the initiative to learn on your own, outside of requirements), and allows you to have a tangible "portfolio" of work to show employers.


    Perhaps you could learn on your own and do your own exploring (in conjunction with "formal" traning) write articles about various sysadmin tasks, or various tricks that would be helpful in the task. Post them on a website, and put that in your resume, for instance.

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    There's 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
  51. It's all about the Benjies. by RunzWithScissors · · Score: 2, Informative

    How much money are you planning on spending? If you want really excellent training, it's going to cost a fair amount of money. Usually around $1500-$2500 ish a week. And you have to decide what you want training in. If you're interested in Solaris, Sun offers a bunch of classes in several New York facilities. Here's a link to their training site: Sun Solaris Training

    The couple of classes I've had from Sun have been quite good. Some hands on on equipment that I don't own myself at clean facilities with knowlegable instructors. If you want Linux training, probably the easiest/best place to get it is from Red Hat. They also have a site in NYC, in the financial district, and they provide lunch every day (very cool). Their classes also have hands on labs, but the equipment isn't anything that you wouldn't have at your own house. They teach their classes on PCs. Red Hat's site is Red Hat Leaning Services

    Going to the product manufacturer is usually the best way to get top notch training, I'm just using Sun and Red Hat as examples, they have been the ones that I was most happy with. They, product manufacturers, hire instructors who are familiar with the product and who can answer a fair amount (maybe even all) of your questions. And unlike CBT, can provide alternative explanations when the one they use just doesn't get through to you.

    The big problem with going to these classes is that, while good, they can be prohibitively expensive. If this is a limiting factor for you, then someone above suggested Community College. I think that this was an excellent suggestion. They are far less expensive, but it's been my experience that the instruction is not always as good.

    -Runz

  52. Um not to discredit you or anything but.... by greymond · · Score: 1

    Certifications are for generally for people who ALREADY have the hands on and practical knowledge/experience and just need a piece of paper to prove it.

    If your needing to be taught something new then you should go to college (just take classes that are in interesting to you - not that you need to go for another 4 years or anything). Thats what it's for.

  53. Certifications vs experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a windows 2000 administrator, I have recently had a performance review. While they told me that my review is merit based, the $$ compensation reflected directly how much certification I received in the last year. There are companies (like mine) who only look at one thing, letters behind your name. For a lot of people, regardless of their qualifications, this gets them through the door while other, more qualified people still hunt because they're missing that little MCSE or CCNA. I'd like to think that there are companies out there who actually care about what you do and how you do it (and pay appropriately for it). It just seem that the "teach-to-exams" schools offer more immediate and direct results (regardless whether it benefits the individual or the market).

  54. Too many resumes by EnVisiCrypt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps the problem is in that "Over 800 resumes" in one year.

    As someone who does first line review and decisions of candidates, I can say with certainly that a resume that appears to be crafted to address each need that we state in the ad is more likely to get considered. Obviously, there are limits to this, but you may want to consider more closely the idea of putting more effort into fewer resumes, rather than a blanketing of 800 or so.

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    *everything* is Orwellian to cats.
    1. Re:Too many resumes by EnVisiCrypt · · Score: 1

      Sweet hell. I sure looked bad there. I should have put more care into crafting my response. That should have been:

      As someone who does first line review and interviewing of candidates, I can say with certainty

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      *everything* is Orwellian to cats.
    2. Re:Too many resumes by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      As someone who does first line review and interviewing of candidates, I can say with certainty[...]

      Well, that's why I use a cover letter. It's fairly straightforward to address each point in a job req. there, and I don't have to rework the resume and still have it look nice. Besides, do you really want me to list just the things you specify in the job req. on my resume? That might leave some ugly gaps.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  55. Alternative route... by El+Jynx · · Score: 1

    It's not exactly training, but it IS a job: set up your own company. It is difficult in the IT world, no doubt - but if you can analyse your local market and find the right niche, you will not only be able to bring bread on your own table but potentially also those of future employers. Setting up a company is 90% "just get out there and start doing it"-balls and 10% common sense. Good luck :)

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    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it well worth the effort.
    1. Re:Alternative route... by El+Jynx · · Score: 1

      Iek... that should be employees, not employers.

      Jynx

      I drink, therefore I spam.

      --
      A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it well worth the effort.
    2. Re:Alternative route... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of rubbish, why?

      Because it's already been done by others. We're past that stage in the recession.

      Now is not the time to gamble.

  56. Practice Exams by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

    My company sells practice exams (www.boson.com). Our main seller is the Cisco ones. But we also have all the other big ones (total I think 300+) We also have Linux/Solaris/Checkpoint/Java...

    Also for those who are out of a job, we are looking for exam authors. Basicly anyone can start, and authours recive 40% of sales. Contact me at raphael at boson . com

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    hmm... for fun I enjoy launching DDoS attacks against 127.87.42.5
  57. MOD Parent Down - Lame attempt at humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those Kiwis are so silly. Always feeling insecure about their standing next to the Aussies.

    1. Re:MOD Parent Down - Lame attempt at humor by houseofmore · · Score: 1

      I'm Canadain -- happy to be in NZ.

    2. Re:MOD Parent Down - Lame attempt at humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case replace "Kiwi" with "Canuck" and "Aussies" with "Americans". Same sh!t, different pile.

    3. Re:MOD Parent Down - Lame attempt at humor by houseofmore · · Score: 2, Funny

      Haha. Yeah... real insecure about Americans. Take a look around!

    4. Re:MOD Parent Down - Lame attempt at humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckly there aren't very many Americans in New Zealand. I think it may be the lack of buffet houses.

  58. In the UK look for Adult Continuing Education by wilton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have just come back from the first part of a Java course at City University. The teacher emphasised that he was not grooming us for the Sun Exam, rather the concepts of OO modelling etc. The course cost £240 (about $350 USD) for ten weeks of two hours a week lessons.

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    per mere, per terras
  59. Shameless Employer-Promotion by TheTrueELf · · Score: 2, Informative

    As an instructor for a little-training-company-that could, TechSkills, I agree with much that's been said about the glut of CompTIA (and Microsoft, for that matter) certified individuals. However, it should be very clear that the glut is irrelevant to HR depts.

    To answer the original question, I refer you to the link above. ;)

    I'm currently based in Phoenix, but TechSkills has thirty-some branches around the states, and, of course, distance-learning options.

    And, yes, we do more than just 'teach to the exams'.

    -ELf: A+, Network+, i-Net+, Linux+, CCNA, MCIWA, MCSA
    --
    Si tibi te corpus pulchrum habere narrem, habeasne id contra me?
    1. Re:Shameless Employer-Promotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this the same TechSkills that says that there are thousands of jobs going unfilled in IT and that the average IT position starts out at $60,000/year?

  60. It's [still] the economy stupid... by smack_attack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The world will always need ditch diggers, or you could join the military and shoot brown people for fun and profit.

    1. Re:It's [still] the economy stupid... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      brown people funny i thought we moved onto yellow people ?

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  61. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by msfodder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you don't know how to code then you are not a good linux or any *nix admin. That's the sad and sorry truth. You may be competent, but you are definitely not good.

    --
    ..Free Live Free...
  62. I'll be the hardass here by Ensign+Nemo · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "I learn best by demonstration and instruction so CBT CD-ROMs and 'go-read-a-book' aren't
    viable options for me. Since I'm not currently employed, I also need some form of
    placement assistance as well."

    If you aren't willing to learn by playing around, then get the hell out of this field. People who just want to be shown are part of the problem with crappy IT departments. Either GET willing to 'go read a book' or stay out of the field.
    Sorry to be so harsh, but learning by trying is important. If you aren't willing to do it, then good riddance.

    1. Re:I'll be the hardass here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you may be correct, but get a perspective. This rudeness only shows that your in the wrong industry if you act emotionally, to someone's questions. While your at it, learn some people skills as I would'nt hire any sucker who treats others like this, I think you should publicly apologise.

    2. Re:I'll be the hardass here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Wow. I guess it must be great to be able to just instantly learn something by just reading a book. Some people prefer to go to a class, and have someone to answer questions. I don't think nemo is unwilling to to use a CD-ROM, or physically handle equipment. He knows he's going to want to have access to someone that will help him figure things out. Being a genius, I'm sure youve never had to have a tutor/mentor/teacher.

      Which explains your (lack of) communication skills.

    3. Re:I'll be the hardass here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree with Ensign Dumbass, I mean, Nemo.
      I don't think he's rude at all, I think he hit the nail on the head. THis guy wants to learn more than just W-Intel, which is excellent. I commend him. He says he wants to learn more than just exam passing answers, but read between the lines. He wants someone to find him a job.
      "I didn't think this was too much to ask for until I really started looking." Hello?!?!?! Where the hell has this guy been this past year. Unemployment is at a 20 year high and the end is nowhere in site. Companies continue to cut jobs and are holding those purse strings with an iron fist.

      Look guy: There are NO jobs right now! Entry level or anything else. What your asking IS a lot.

    4. Re:I'll be the hardass here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What new wave employers want is unquestioning obediance, do as your shown, and stable zombies who will stay and not jump ship when something better comes along - and dumber than them. Try something like 'added users' to database for 3 years, promoted to senior password resetting administrator - 2 years.
      When asked for aspirations, say 'stability - do things over', while dropping words like responsibilities, deliverables and SLA escalation procedures. Wont get you a career, but a job. PH types now believe sysadmin and tyre fitter are just fodder. Act servile, but wide eyed enthauastic

      PS Henry Ford and GM do a 'show howto' to its workers. It works, while the better companies went south

  63. Inquire about the instructor's credentials... by matthewcraig · · Score: 1

    These technical training centers will try to sell you on everything from class schedules to tasty snacks, but make sure you ask about the instructor who will be teaching the class. They'll be the most important factor, since you said you learn by demonstration.

    There are instructors that use the text as an outline for conveying their knowledge, and there are other instructors who will simply sit and read it aloud word ... for ... word. The first class day will be introductions, so you won't know which you have until you've lost your opportunity to get your money back. Ask in advance!

    An instructor should have some teaching experience, but they also need real world experience. Technical knowledge outside the simple lab examples will be very valuable, and it will rub off on the topics they present to the class.

    High-quality technical talent is not impossible to find these days, so it is really a matter if the institution wants to hire talent, or not.

  64. Go to the source by supabeast! · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since you mentioned Solaris, I will point out that the Sun training classes I have been to were all superb. Sun's professors all have related college degrees and years of real experience. Classrooms are top-notch, with Sun boxes on well-configured networks. The books are actually useful, although some are the size of phone books. Sun's tests are designed around the courses and vice-versa, so you can take the class, actually learn something, and then get certified.

    Sun's education program does have some downsides. First and formost, the classes are expensive, ranging from 2000 to 4000 dollaris. Second, Sun's certification exams suck, and some of them appear to have be written by people with a very poor grasp of the english language; some of the questions on the Solaris 7 Exam part II were so poorly written that none of the answers made sense.

    If you want to try Sun, check out http://suned.sun.com.

    One more piece of advice, many people in training are there because of new project ramp-ups, and have employers who are hiring, so take resumes on paper, floppy, and CD.

    1. Re:Go to the source by qzulla · · Score: 1

      I have been to several Sun classes. They may be expensive but they are
      verry good. I did the Sun boot camp training last year. 12 hours a day.
      Rough going but I learned a lot and they treated me like royalty. Catered
      lunch and trips out for dinner. Uhm, open bar tab on my room card. ;)

      Highly recommended. Someone else mentioned the books they give you. VERY
      good! They are pretty much step by step intructions to perform your job.

      SANS is also very good. I did the Unix track and am now the primary
      security person in my dept and I enjoy it. We do monthly scans and I have
      to find fixes for all the new vulns. One of my monthly pleasures.

      qz

  65. Take whatever comes by dazdaz · · Score: 1

    I noticed on dice, that they have a lot of contracts on there lately. Take whatever comes, it does'nt matter if its a contract or a permament position at the moment. Only employers(usually HR but some managers) who don't understand the market get hung up over your position of employment.

  66. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm w/ the previous reply, how'd u become a linux admin and not program??

  67. Absolutely True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    I've been in hiring positions in two places in the past ten years, and the #1 rule at HR screening in both places has been to throw away any resume that does not have a B.Sc at least.

    That still leaves a lot to screen, but the fact of the matter is that having a University Degree is the intellectual equivalent of being a Marine: 3-4 years of hard mental work, each semester of which builds on the previous.

    Having a half dozen "certifications" isn't really that impressive. That's like having half a dozen certificates that you can jump a 4' bar. A single university degree, OTOH, means you can polejump 12'.

    There. Now watch the hoardes of high schoolers mod me down as "troll" or "flamebait" because they don't like the truth.

    1. Re:Absolutely True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been in hiring positions in two places in the past ten years, and the #1 rule at HR screening in both places has been to throw away any resume that does not have a B.Sc at least.

      So you really have no idea if that improved the quality of employees? Have you had more than 2 jobs, or is 2 jobs your idea of experience?

      having a University Degree is the intellectual equivalent of being a Marine: 3-4 years of hard mental work, each semester of which builds on the previous.

      *grin* You've never gone to college, have you? A degree shows you can be a mindless tool to appease your monetary superiors. If you think a BS requires any form of intelligence, I'd have to conclude you're either an idiot or an ignoramus.

      There. Now watch the hoardes of high schoolers mod me down as "troll" or "flamebait" because they don't like the truth.

      You are far too insignificant to bother "mod"ing at all.

    2. Re:Absolutely True by PNCC · · Score: 1

      I agree with you because it's the reality of this economy. I've had to admit that companies like IBM will never look at me twice because I dont have a BS. Yes, I'm a high schooler. I was laid off by one network giant and hired by another 9 months later. I was able to outshine BS/MS degrees and higher certifications by being creative.

      It's all about experience, networking (the people kind), and attitude.

      To Cliff:
      I think you're on the right road. Evaluate what works for you, Research your options and Commit to a course. My advice is to be creative and have fun with your career development. The rewards will suprise you.

      My training:
      Self taught. I read the books, play with my home lab and take the exams. It's my hobby, not my job.

      I work for Cisco Systems.

    3. Re:Absolutely True by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      While I agree a university degree means more than a bunch of certifications, and while I *DO* have a B.Sc, the truth of the matter is that no employer has *ever* shown any interest in that.

      I got my first job in the industry in 1989 when I was 1-year into my degree and had absolutely no "real" experience, but I was hired as a programmer. That was the first and last time my resume really got me in the door. Ever since then, my jobs have been based on knowing someone or someone knowing my work.

      That said, I would truly be hesitant to work at a company that has a policy of tossing any resume that doens't have a B.Sc. Some of the best people I've worked with didn't (and still don't!) have degrees.

      What does a degree show? That you can put up with 4 years of BS instead of a few months in the case of a certification. It's not like I learned anything at my degree--I just spent 4 years and thousands of dollars to get a piece of paper that no-one's ever asked to see anyway. A degree means you were protected from the real world for 4 more years while you spent weekends partying and making out with girls. I'm not saying that's a bad way to spend 4 years, but is it any real factor on which to base a hiring decision?

      BTW--The analogy of a certification being jumping a 4" bar and a degree being a 12' bar is incorrect. More than anything, a degree just means you were able to jump the 4" bar for 4 years. You don't actually jump any higher.

    4. Re:Absolutely True by Major+Woody · · Score: 0

      Dumbass, you just don't fucking get it do you? To even get a shot at the hiring managers you got to get past HR. And 9 times out of 10, the HR automatons at any reasonable sized company shitcan the resumes which lack the coveted college degree on it. So unless you know people who know people who know people, your chances of getting in are next to nil with only a freakin' high school diploma.

      Now keep in mind that since you're competing against people who not only have shit loads of experience but are also degree'd, where the fuck does that leave you? It leaves you flipping burgers at the local fast food joint thats where.

    5. Re:Absolutely True by chialea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sayeth the parent:

      What does a degree show? That you can put up with 4 years of BS instead of a few months in the case of a certification. It's not like I learned anything at my degree--I just spent 4 years and thousands of dollars to get a piece of paper that no-one's ever asked to see anyway. A degree means you were protected from the real world for 4 more years while you spent weekends partying and making out with girls. I'm not saying that's a bad way to spend 4 years, but is it any real factor on which to base a hiring decision?

      Sayeth me:

      I don't know where you went, but a) the school will influence the difficulty of your coursework and b) what you get out of school, like pretty much anything else, will depend heaviliy on what you put into it.

      There's BS everywhere, nearly. It creeps between people, but it doesn't mean that's all that was there.

      I didn't get my degree becasue someone might want to "see it", but becasue I wanted to learn. Granted, I needed it to get into grad school, but I didn't just stumble through, I worked, and I got a lot out of it. I know quite a few other people who had the same experience, so I'm not alone in this. I also didn't spend my weekends partying and making out with girls. Guys, maybe.

      This isn't necessarily the best thing to base a hiring decision on, but it's really hard to have interviews with all of the 5000 people applying for each spot...

      Lea

    6. Re:Absolutely True by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 1

      An AC wrote:

      > So you really have no idea if that improved the quality of
      > employees?

      It isn't about the quality of employees. It's about this mountain of resumes from desparate people that has to be trimmed down to a handful to be interviewed. The role of HR at this stage in the hiring process is to eliminate all but that handful.

      Take a look at the IT job market. There are tons of unemployed and underemployed workers, and very few jobs. If it trims down that mountain, companies will happily hold out for any requirement. Thus, the ideal candidate for most IT positions will possess at least a BS (if not an MS) in computer science, a half dozen certifications, ten or more years experience (in exactly what this person will be doing here), be willing to work lots of overtime, travel anywhere at a moments notice, and work for less than an H1B. Having the same hobby as the company president is a plus, otherwise the candidate should not have a life (or even require much sleep). Benefits? Having a job is benefit enough. Be quiet and remember to scrub the floor on your way to your nightly one hour break in the corporate bunk bed.

      Okay, hopefully things are not that bad (though I have to wonder about those places that used to give you climbing walls with their 16 hour days and $80,000/year salaries). But it is an employer's market right now, and they can afford to be very choosy.

      Oh, and in case you are curious, I have a BS and have been in the industry since 1986. I've been laid off 3 times (including in 1991, not fun), and have done 5 jobhunts. Even though things have improved a bit recently, it's still as bad a job market as I've ever seen. I'm going to wait until things get a whole lot better before I even try to improve my situation.

      "All our tomorrows, Great Sun, by the Light, are very forgotten.
      The Light dies. We pray and it sleeps."
      "Oh Peace Oh Light Return" (national song of mourning), "Gojira", 1954

    7. Re:Absolutely True by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      2 cents:

      Companies generally have two methods of hiring people:

      1) Network contact. Friend of friend, word of mouth, references, whatever.

      2) Looking through a pile of papers and finding an exact match between someone else's certification or degree and the job requirements.

      Now then, having recently gotten a job at a major university because I had the right degrees and certifications, I'll vouch for the fact that some employers are interested in degrees...

      Anyhow, having been recently hired about a week ago, after about a year of unemployment, I do have this to say:

      Certifications and/or degrees are primarily usefull in the following manner: They provide a common reference point, by which to establish conversation and topics of discussion.

      If you're trying to bully your way into a job by claiming, 'Hey, I've got a degree/certification, you've got to hire me, because I'm 'qualified'', you're missing the point.

      The point is that a certification or degree offers a reference point for discussion and dialog regarding specifically recorded events and experiences.

      What you do with those experiences, how you interact with your coworkers, and other similar issues is up to you.

      Anyhow, I'm rambling... so, I'll shut up now.

    8. Re:Absolutely True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen.

      i'm in with a BSc at my place, and i'm one of the least degreed there.

      oh yeh, and i guarandamntee that we run circles around any group of experienced high school, self taught groups.

    9. Re:Absolutely True by KDan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you think a BS requires any form of intelligence, I'd have to conclude you're either an idiot or an ignoramus.

      Oh yeah, a degree requires NO work at all, you're totally right. I mean, what are exams? Nothing. Surely, having 6 3-hour exams in a week ranging all over subjects you've learnt in the last 3 years does not require any intelligence whatsoever. And maths is piss, too. What is it with these people and Legendre polynomials, that they think they're so hard... they must all be completely brainless.

      Grow up: You've clearly got some sort of jealousy towards degrees... obviously you don't have one.

      What do degrees prove? Depends on the university, but from a good uni in a sience subject (I did physics at Oxford Uni in England) they certainly prove that:
      1) You can work a fuckload when you need to
      2) You can learn very complex stuff - ie there won't be anything you will meet in your working life that you can't learn

      Those two alone seem to me to be quite crucial for your working life. Who wants to hire someone when they don't know whether that person will be able to evolve and be worth keeping in the future? No one likes to lay off people (well, except the sadists, but those are rare).

      Daniel

      --
      Carpe Diem
    10. Re:Absolutely True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, a degree requires NO work at all, you're totally right. I mean, what are exams? Nothing. Surely, having 6 3-hour exams in a week ranging all over subjects you've learnt in the last 3 years does not require any intelligence whatsoever. And maths is piss, too. What is it with these people and Legendre polynomials, that they think they're so hard... they must all be completely brainless.

      I didn't say no work, I said no brain. Go to class and do the homework; it's just about automatic. I've never seen an undergraduate degree that required "6 3-hour exams in a week ranging all over subjects you've learnt in the last 3"...

      Grow up: You've clearly got some sort of jealousy towards degrees... obviously you don't have one.

      Wrong. I have a degree and recognize it for what it is: a piece of paper. You obviously use a degree as a way to prove self worth. You're probably dumb and had to work to wrap your little brain around simple algebra.

      What do degrees prove? Depends on the university, but from a good uni in a sience subject (I did physics at Oxford Uni in England) they certainly prove that:

      Ah... You're becoming clear. A degree makes you feel important. I suppose your next step will be along the lines of threatening to have your daddy beat up mine? Grow up.

      1) You can work a fuckload when you need to


      The original poster talked of HR departments throwing away resumes without degrees; that is stupid because a degree doesn't prove anything other than the willingness to put up with shit. Well in most cases it means your parents had money, but I don't see the connection to you getting a job though.

      2) You can learn very complex stuff - ie there won't be anything you will meet in your working life that you can't learn

      You can't seriously believe that... Have you ever had a job? Do you have any idea how many trivial degrees are available from crappy schools around the world?

      I know someone with a Harvard degree who didn't learn anything more than he could have learned in a Cummunity College, and the degree has done no good.

      Who wants to hire someone when they don't know whether that person will be able to evolve and be worth keeping in the future?

      What's your point? I work with people both with and without degrees; the people without degrees have actually learned their fields well, the people with degrees are poorly trained monkeys who think their entitled.

    11. Re:Absolutely True by kardar · · Score: 1

      College is a way of life. IT (computer science) is definitely one of the numerous skills you can become proficient at in a college environment, but there is also much more to college, academically speaking, than just computer science.

      In the process of obtaining a BS, you may even discover that there is something that you are much more passionate about than what you originally went to college for.

      It's not really about proving yourself, it's more about discovering the truth about the universe that we live in. I suppose you could look at college, and tests, as a competition, or 'hell week', or whatever, but it's usually those types of situations and people who pride themselves on those types of situations that leave a bad taste in others' mouths when it comes to being a scholar. I suppose that is where the word 'erudite' comes from. Notice the root word 'rude' in the word 'erudite'. Some people get off on being 'erudite'. I don't like those kinds of people because I think they miss the point. But hey, to each their own, whatever floats your boat, etc... Actually, 'erudite' boils down to "being free from rudeness", in the sense that uneducated people are "rude", or something along those lines. But anyway, there is a difference between being intelligent and having an attitude about being intelligent.

      Don't get me wrong, mathematics (especially), physics, chemistry, biology and so on, are very very valid things and I have a large amount of respect for them. But they do not necessarily need to be associated with lack of sleep and 'hell week'. They are actually very interesting and thought provoking subjects. And if you start learning about them from a level where you are comfortable at, and advance at your own pace, I think that's a great thing. The fun part is the pace - there are some people, when allowed to advance at their own pace, advance at mind-boggling speeds. It's just like that. So the key to human advancement lies in allowing people to advance at their own pace (I think).

      I have been thinking about this: just because an organization turns you down for one reason or another does not mean that you can't put your knowledge and skills to good use.

      Within the open source community, there are lots of opportunities for volunteers. The true test of your skills is whether or not you are competent enough to volunteer your skills and your time, not whether or not you are capable of hanging with an often times incompetent HR department.

      I think a good strategy is to get good at what you want to do, and then volunteer; this gives you direct experience, and it is something you can also put on your resume. And of course, the open source community benefits from your input and hard work, gets stronger, and encourages more individuals like yourself to hone their skills by volunteering their time and hard work. It's not exactly a bad idea.

      And the one thing that some certifications, and many college campuses, in my opinion, misrepresent about the real situation in the world, is the 'open book' aspect of reality.

      Look at OpenVMS - the documentation is over 15,000 pages. There is no way you can memorize all that stuff. I suppose you could, but what the hell is documentation for anyway?

      As long as you are familiar enough with the general concepts, and competent enough to get things done, you're heading in the right direction. The key to success in life is learning how to find just the right piece of information from a voluminous stack of documentation; finding the right job from the thousands of open positions out there; finding that one company that will hire you out of the thousands that won't. That's what it's all about - a sort of sixth sense thing. If you asked me, anyway.

      Look at how many IT companies have gone under. It would only make sense that a company that doesn't know how to stay afloat also doesn't know how to hire people who care about what they do.

      And an individual that cares enough about their career to ask others about their opinions and suggestions in a public forum probably cares a lot more about their future responsibilites than 99% of the people that will get hired.

    12. Re:Absolutely True by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      I don't know where you went, but a) the school will influence the difficulty of your coursework and b) what you get out of school, like pretty much anything else, will depend heaviliy on what you put into it.

      True, and obviously a degree from Harvard carries much more weight than a degree of Devry (if you're looking to be a lawyer, anyway). But Regardless of the school, as you say, what you get out of it depends largely on what you put into it. Since "what you put into it" isn't shown on your degree and is pretty impossible to quantify, what good is a degree to "measure" that?

      On the other hand, if the work experience of the individual in question is impressive and looks to be what I'm looking for, THAT'S what I'm looking for. At least if the work experience stated is true, that tells me the person can do the job. A degree doesn't tell me anything.

      I didn't get my degree becasue someone might want to "see it", but becasue I wanted to learn.

      Cool. I got my degree because someone might want to see it. When there's something I want to learn about, I surf the net or read a book and learn it. But it's something that I was interested in or had a reason to learn. There were a bunch of classes I had to take that had nothing to do with what I'd be doing in life, haven't used since, and have--for the most part--forgotten. I didn't take those classes because I was interested in sociology or accounting but because I had to take them to get the piece of paper.

      I would have enjoyed learning something in the few courses that I got to take that were actually relevant to my field, but unfortunately in every case I knew more than the instructor--or at least knew more than the level that was to be taught in the class. In fact, I was actually able to skip two classes entirely based on "work experience."

      This isn't necessarily the best thing to base a hiring decision on, but it's really hard to have interviews with all of the 5000 people applying for each spot...

      Oh, I agree. But I'd certainly narrow down my field of contestants based on work experience first. Then, if two or more contestants had relatively equal work experience, sure, what the heck, go with the college grad. But first and foremost is what the work experience shows he/she can do--and that is more clear from their work experience than from whether or not they have a college degree.

      IMHO. :)

  68. Interns? by track5200 · · Score: 1

    When I was starting out I had no experience, except hacking from home, and no training. I walked into the main office of a bank and asked to see the sys admin and told him I would come in x amount of hours a week to work for free if he would show me what he knew.

    This worked out very well, after about two months I was offered a "real" job assisting him admin the bank's larg array of Novell servers and Cisco routers.

    I am not saying this will work for everyone, but it did for me.

  69. Whoa! Slow down cowboy. by Target+Drone · · Score: 1

    Only 800 resumes in a year? You should upgrade to the new Resume Spammer 3.0 software. It's multi language features allow you to send resume to every job opening in every country. Seriously though, are these quality resumes your sending out that include a cover letter tailored to the particular position you're applying for? I also like to tweak my resume a bit to emphasize the particular skills they're looking for.

  70. Pricey but Effective by dbCooper0 · · Score: 1
    I got certs from/through Productivity Point, and had a good experience. My instructors welcomed dialogue that seemed to go tangential, but helped dig deeper than the text. It also helped that 90% of the students had at least 5 yrs experience in related fields, with real-world questions about routing, subnetting, etc.

    With the certs necessary for certain "partner" agreements, there was no choice at the time. My employer (at the time) paid for it, around $10k counting my wages. Considering I already had 12+ years experience making PCs talk to each other, it was still worth it for the resouces. Each of us had plenty of lab space as well as a reasonably good workstation.

    YMMV, but this was on the north side of Grand Rapids, MI, and I might have gotten lucky with the instructors' savvy and lectern-side manners. One of them was a seasoned ex-IBM field tech - I learned the most from him.

    Still, one could just go there and *learn for the tests*, but it takes little more effort to pursue knowledge beyond *rote*.

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    Cig:
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  71. Worst Tactic Ever by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

    (over 800 resumes submitted in the last year or so)

    This is basically Resume Spam, and you shouldn't expect to get decent responses from these kinds of tactics.

    IF IT guys whine all day about spam overrunning their system, then HR guys whine all day about getting overrun with resumes that are clearly being shotgunned. To be fair, it takes time and money to set up interviews with people (especially in an area that many managers consider the staff to be commodities). Why should I waste my time with someone who might not even still be in the job market. Put a little effort into hitting the streets and generating some leads. No matter what anyone claims (Monster.com), job hunting doesn't work by pressing buttons on some control panel.

  72. Check The Resume by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know it sounds trivial and off topic but I'm serious. Check your resume.

    Unless you're horribly unqualified or applying for jobs that're totally out of your league, you should have got at least a few responses off 800 resumes - assuming they're great resumes.

    I went through 6 months of searching, ending a little over a year ago. About the only thing that really changed from the beginning, where I was getting no responses, to the end, where I was getting [relatively] regular ones, was the resume. Sure, I worked on my skillsets but self-taught Perl wasn't what made the difference.

    The point is, I started by writing great resumes that focused on everything I, as a tech, thought was valuable. Unfortunately, what's valuable to a tech and what gets you employed as a tech are two totally different things.

    You put down that you have JSP, the HR department that're told to look for a web programmer with Java&JSP will discount you because you don't have "Java" - the other techs will never see the resume to realise the mistake. You put down a list of dry technical skills (because it's a tech position, after all) and the "manager" of the department who has a business degree and no IT experience won't hire you because they're looking for a team player. You try listing every technical skill and spill on to a third page - it gets thrown in the trash by someone who's received 300 resumes and doesn't want the hassle of reading to the last page where you mention the valuable stuff or they skip straight to the middle and miss the things you carefully put at the front.

    Those O'Reilly books that have been tempting you will be one of the best investments you've ever made once you're working. Until then, a really good resume book is probably more valuable.

    I honestly believe that, stupid as it may be, a perfect resume will get a significantly less skilled person a job much faster in the current flooded market than a significantly more skilled person with an "adequate" resume.

    Like I said at the start, unless you're applying way out of your league, with 800 refusals, your resume is almost certainly good but not the perfect example that you need in the current market.

    1. Re:Check The Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with some of your approach. HR needs the human angle.

      I sent 100 resumes off and only received 1 response back. Instead of putting down the following, how would you re-word it?

      Windows NT, Linux, Windows 2000, Windows 95, Windows XP.

    2. Re:Check The Resume by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 5, Informative

      >I know it sounds trivial and off topic but I'm serious. Check your
      >resume.

      Best resume advice I've seen: http://www.usenix.org/publications/login/2000-7/fe atures/resume.html

    3. Re:Check The Resume by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      Try:

      Extensive professional experience with all major versions of Microsoft Windows (including 95, NT, 2000, XP variants) and Linux (RedHat), [providing departmental expertise/supporting 2n users] with a friendly and polite attitude, even in times of stress.

      First off, you're claiming extensive professional experience. Who the hell knows what "extensive" means but it reassures them that you really know the subject and have actually worked with it rather than are claiming it from having seen a friend run it twice.

      Next you're listing "all major versions of". That way, when they have ME listed, even though you don't cover it specifically, you're still reasonably covered.

      "Microsoft" Windows, as opposed to Windows, is listed - yes HR departments really are often stupid enough to think they're different.

      The including list improves your odds if they're still too stupid to realise NT is a version of Windows.

      With Linux, you're covering a brand name too.

      Next you're showing that you didn't just work on your own but you were the department expert or that you supported a large number of people.

      By 2n, what I mean is exagerate the numbers - they'll almost certainly never check up as it's such a subjective concept anyway. Even if they do, you can argue that you provided casual help outside the team which is what you were counting in your figures. Either way, it's free extra credit.

      Finally, you mention a friendly and polite attitude, even in times of stress. This lets the business degree manager or the HR flunky know that you're a wonderful person who will make work more pleasant for everyone, rather than a pain-in-the-ass ubernerd. Depressing as it is, and for all they'll swear it's not true, way too many managers want an easy life more than they want the last 10% performance.

      That's possibly on the long side. You can trim it to what you're comfortable with (a lot of the personal skills only need mentioning on one or two points throughout the resume) but it gives you a basis to work from. Still, with a smallish font, it's only two full lines.

    4. Re:Check The Resume by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      The parent post is bang-on correct. Getting hired through making cold calls is not like any job you've ever done before, and it is nothing like the job that you're looking to get.

      Applying for work is a full-time job of its own, with its own unique required skills set, suited to a set of aptitudes that are probably quite different from the ones that you're hoping to capitalize on.

      To do this job correctly, you need to work on your marketing. Practice your public speaking. Practice interview technique with friends. Network. (With people, not just computers.) Learn a little bit--then learn a lot--about layout and design. Make damn well sure your resume is two pages or less. Use bullets. Use sufficient whitespace. Keep up your skills by reading, taking courses, or volunteering to admin for local charities. Pray.

      Remember--you're no longer doing just IT. It's sometimes frustrating, maybe even galling to admit it, but now you're in advertising, too.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    5. Re:Check The Resume by Malor · · Score: 1

      I've heard it put this way: "You are now a salesman. Your job is to put yourself out of business by depleting your inventory to zero."

  73. Worng..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best Buy does not even require an A+. They say they require it for tech supervisers but they don't really. I would venture to say that about one in 10 of their techs are certified. They hire salesman that will sell your a $30.00 defragmentation and whatnot. Don't EVER take your computer to best buy... they hire the most incompetent people (but look at what they pay..). FYI: I worked their over 2 years... (not happy about it at all).

  74. It certainly helped by (rypto* · · Score: 1

    A year back I finished my high-schools and got into Network Security Certification track first took ccna then cisco secure pix firewall specialist, cisco secure vpn specialist, cisco secure ids specialist-------And soon after I finished the cs ids I send 14 resumes in which I got a respond from 3 companies, I decide on with $3500 as a Intrusion Detection in charge. [heh-

    The only exam which I really wasn't contented with is the CCNA, I felt as if I had already done the exam

    summary: Certification does matter these days bt choosing the right one is the choice to be made
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    1. Re:It certainly helped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanx for the guide

  75. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having recently gotten my RHCE I can tell you that if you only know how to code, then you wont be getting certified any time soon.

  76. router jockeys by scubacuda · · Score: 1

    Agreed.

    No one's going to pay you big bucks for just babysitting shit anymore...

    CCIEs are worth something; CCNP by itself ain't worth shit.

  77. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    You made some good points. I just finished reading a mailing list where one guy in Silicon Valley applied for an IT job along with 5,000 other people.

    I'd suggest the guy that posted the article forget about school, certs, and all the rest of the stuff that companies claim they want as a smoke screen to exclude local workers. If he's really crazy enough to want a job in a disappearing profession like American IT, he should move to India. Then he can either come back as an H-1B or L-1 or stay in India and get one of the outsourced jobs.

    The part I don't understand is that when the manufacturing jobs went overseas, we were told that it was a good thing because our workforce could be redeployed into the exploding field of Information Technology. Now that IT jobs are following the manufacturing jobs, what are the displaced resident workers supposed to do? Is it Burger Technology for all of us? Can we make a living providing fast food for each other?

    American companies are claiming they have to outsource their IT work to remain competitive. With only burger-flippers left in America, who will buy their products? Are there enough marketroids, PHBs, and CEOs to keep the economy alive, or is there some new field that all the IT workers can move to?

    And I am not dissing burger-flippers - I do enjoy the forbidden quarter-pounder and fries on occasion. They just don't get paid very much. :)

  78. Lots of in depth educational insitutions around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are called universities, or in your
    country perhaps college.

    At any rate, see if you can find one in your neighbourhood.

  79. Computer Science w/ Business Administration by foo+fighter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I faced a similar problem of hitting a wall of advancement and went back to school. I'm attending a real state university where I'm upgrading my Computer Information Systems associate degree to a Computer Science bachelor degree (with both math and business administration as minors).

    Real universities will have fully stocked computer labs. Many are Microsoft or Cisco affiliated training partners so if you want to get the enterprise software (Exchange, IIS, MOM) or have a lab full of nice Catalyst routers to play with they are the place to go.

    Most human resources people will perk up at an accredited university on a resume than someplace like Learning Tree or Global Knowledge.

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    obviously no deficiencies vs. no obvious deficiencies
    1. Re:Computer Science w/ Business Administration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      catalysyt routers.

    2. Re:Computer Science w/ Business Administration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not only is it mispelled, but there is no such thing as a catalyst router. the cisco line of switches are the catalyst named products.

  80. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to say I disagree. Knowing how to write code really doesn't have anything to do with Administration in the pure sense. But then again, my idea of coding is programming, not shell scripting. You can be fine admin without any programming experience at all. Your talking about two seperate animals really.

  81. Re: DONT forget LPI by alexborges · · Score: 1

    "Red Hat IS the industry standard in Linux at the moment"

    Yeah, and its courses are plainly mapped to LPI's track (which is great, congrats redhat and thx very much).

    So its better to have a general certification than a specialized one, especially in the realm of Linux where, if you really dont know anything but Red Hat administration, then you dont know too much.

    So get an LPI certification, it will be worth it and if you run into a SuSe, Debian or Mandrake shop you can still show through paper you are knowledgable.

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    NO SIG
  82. You are not a robot. Cert classes are a waste... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

    Here's my big gripe about Certificate Programs.

    Just about every MSCE/RHCE/A+/CCNA/whatnot course I have seen is comprised of several all-day courses. Usually they come in a format like 'Monday-Friday, 8:30am - 4:30pm' or '5 saturdays, 8:30am - 5:30pm'.

    I've done this back in college and as recently as 2 months ago, and everyone I have spoken to agrees.

    YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT. This is not learning, it's cramming. It is impossible to learn that way. Your brain cannot retain that many new facts for a long period of time.

    If you spend 8 hours a day in a classroom, you will forget the vast majority of the knowledge in a few weeks. Sure, you may pass your CCNA, but you won't be able to apply your knowledge afterwards, so what's the point?

    If you do take these classes, take it for review, if you can afford it. (The RHCE courses cost about $3000, not including the $700 test).

    The only real way to learn computers is a gradual, hands-on approach. Give yourself some time to retain the knowledge.

    Go ahead, take the test, get the certificate. $700 isn't much money, relatively speaking, and will probably pay for itself quickly.

    Read books, practice, take breaks. It's the only way to learn.

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    "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  83. Get Serious by SlappyNinja · · Score: 1

    I realize this will probably get me flamed, but lets be serious. All you've said so far is why you can't do something. Are you telling me practicing on your own, taking an exam, picking up uber cheap hardware from a comp shop, buying a beatup 2600 router off ebay, are all beyond you? Make something happen man...don't complain on slashdot and expect other people to save you. Ask for advice thats fine, but endlessly whine about how hard it is...get real there are people starving all over the world.

  84. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I know i'm smarter than this jackass who can't copy and paste something into his powerpoint presentation, then why is HE the boss, and why am I his lackey?

    because the ppt is only a means of communicating something he can do better. Or at least, an inability to learn ppt doesn't suggest he can't do his job.

  85. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    worse then burger king.

    we're all destined to become managers. :::goes back to sleep:::

  86. I can recommend by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    the SUNY system (State University of New York) as a New york native. I'm on the other side of the state from you, but I've been to "technical schools", certification schools, and the SUNY system. Yeah, a degree takes a lot longer and it's a lot more work - but I've found that the state colleges and universities are quite thorough and in-depth, at least in my area (Lewiston-Queenston border/Niagara Falls) The "technical" and certification schools were basically ripoff cram courses for exams, with no real in-depth knowledge.

    The state system has world-class equipment too, (again, at least in my area) often used to support other academic areas in the school system.

    Just a thought, anyway. Hope you consider it.

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    1. Re:I can recommend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey I live in Niagara Falls, NY, there's no jobs here, it sucks.

  87. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by puto · · Score: 1

    I don't consider myself a coder.

    1. I do HTML (dont consider this coding)
    2. I can do Perl, and PHP, a little of both, can hack up stuff if needed(don't consider this coding)
    3. I can do shell scripting(THIS IS NOT CODING in my book)

    I can compile, make, you name it. Change various lines to do what it needs to do. But I dont consider that coding. I hold higher standards for coders.

    Let it be said I don't code WHOLE programs from scratch. I do kludges when necessary to make things talk to each other.

    Puto

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  88. Food for thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't accept the general statement that certifications are worth squat. I owe most of my massice salary increases to my certifications (I average one major one/year which is NOT difficult to do) and I have received about a 25 - 35% pay increase every year over the past eight years. I started as a PC tech making $20,000 and I am now a Security Consultant making $140,000. Not bad for no college degree. The key isn't just certifications of course but building on them. The certs get you in the door. Your skills will keep you there.

    1. Re:Food for thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm.. wanna marry me? please!... :)

  89. training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the certifications are not worth the paper they are printed on if you can back up what your suppose to know. If you know NT admin and dont have the certs then it might be worth while to get them. If you dont have the skills and think having the cert will get you a job then skip it.

    I went through way to many people when I was hiring. Most had certs and no real training to back it up. Hmm, I dont know how many MCSE's that had never loaded a machine from the ground up nor had any real world experience with PC's except playing some RPG game.

  90. make vids. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why don't you out of job programmer types make some killer video games?

  91. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    god....i know coders...and they couldn't fix a computer to save their life...they couldn't setup an enterprise ANYTHING to save the planet.

    if you are talking about a little scripting..then you just insulted all the real coders.

    you just took your pistol out, shot yourself in the left foot...looked down took aim at the right foot, and shot that one too.

  92. Re:Go to the source - SUN by satsuke · · Score: 1

    For sun stuff there is also the option I took ..

    Get official Sun manuals

    Take 1 week to study first book
    Take 2 days to study cram session book

    Take Solaris Admin 1

    Read second official book - 1 week
    Read brief section in cram book

    Take Solaris Admin 2

    Result .. $300 for the testing center and a nice piece of paper sandwiched between two pieces of cardboard from SUN.

    Other recommendation for this test ..

    Test is NOT adaptive

    Study basic commmand syntax .. this will weed out invalid answers quite often.

    Don't skip on the admin 1 chapters dealing with older technology like NIS / NIS+ .. Solaris 2.51 - 8 don't have a built in LDAP support .. and solaris loves to have different name services available .. like setting a NIS domain name even if you are on local files only.

    DO skip the chapter on LPR .. there isn't anything about printing on the test.

    Knowing how to use command line for backing up to tape (not just tar) and using Solaris fdisk (format command) is needed

    About 1/2 of it is specific commands and options .. going back to the syntax above, Solaris / Sun teaches ksh or csh .. not bash.

    The tests themselves are not to bad, standard question answer steps.

    Each runs about 65 questions each.

    Solaris Admin 1 pass grade is 67%
    Solaris Admin 2 pass grade is 70%

    Things that threw me off a little were vi syntax and per directory ACLs .. in VI there are 3 ways to do most anything and they want it one way.

    Also they want the answers using true unix VI .. no vim or others .. so if you for example try to move around with the arrow keys while in insert mode it will screw up.

    I passed both tests within a 2 weeks of each other, as required by my employer.

  93. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    p.s.

    the sorry sad truth is your post got a big fat 1.

  94. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by Robber+Baron · · Score: 1

    That is pretty much my tale as well.

    I stopped working full time in Dec 2000 and haven't looked back. Now I work approx 2-3 days/ week and charge $75/hour to do the same things I was doing for about one third that while I was working full time. The companies are happy because even though the service is pricey, it is less costly for them than having someone on full time. Hint: Look for the smaller shops...the ones that can't really justify having somebody there full time. They're your best prospects.

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    You're using her as bait, Master!

  95. Cert classes are a scam.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cert schools will not teach you anything other than memory hooks so you can memorize and just get the piece of paper. I know you said self study is not the way so instead try joining up with the local user group's in town (hit up the linux one, microsoft one and maybe even a ccna study group.. Check your local computer rag). You'll probably learn more and make better business connections there than you ever would at one of those scam classroom cert classes.

  96. buy hardware instead by ToasterTester · · Score: 1

    Most the schools are worth a dam, the instructors are others out of work and can't find work. There are good school but hard to find. Usually little places that understand hands-on is the key and classes need to be longer than a week. In many way college/university extention courses are better because they run for a few weeks. That give you time to play with the info and come back and ask questions. Also helps to meet others and make some contacts.

    The best training is to buy some hardware and setup a lab at home. Having a few machines, and basic network gear you can learn a lot. Then go and do some volenteer work. Lots of charities and other organizations need help with web sites and other computer tasks. You get some hands-on work for your resume and may meet some other with jobs.

  97. Most training centers must teach to the test by jroysdon · · Score: 1


    My former employer was a Microsoft MSCTEC and they were required to have X amount of students in each class obtain their MCSE, otherwise they'd loose their MSCTEC certification.

    One gimmic they'd do is that they'd have a drawing for a free vacation for students that pass all their required tests within 1 month of the final class. This helped motivate a large amount of the students. Prior to that, mainly those without a job would bother to take the tests (those whose employer were sending them to training didn't bother).

  98. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by captain_craptacular · · Score: 1

    I hate to say it, but IT people seem like more of a perk to companies so the coders don't have to take on that roll. Unfortunatly having 20 coders arguing over the network setup usually results in a half-assed network that we IT guys end up cleaning up in the end when the company caves in and decides to make a budget for IT again. Since when are "coders" not IT people?

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  99. CRAP by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    Get the certs if you can. Why? There are *so many* people that are out of work, *anything* like that could give you the edge that you need.

    People that have no certs but "have experience" are a dime a dozen.

    Go the extra mile to stand out.

  100. Re:Learn by doing (DevelopMentor) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ** Posted as an AC so that folks don't accuse me of brown-nosing in hopes of getting a discount to another class... ;-)

    I've got to add here that I've taken a couple classes taught by DevelopMentor folks (Guerilla .NET and some one and two day seminars), and can say that they rock. There may be other training companies that are good (for example, I would guess that sysinternals.com's classes are great as well), but of those I've experienced, DevelopMentor is just on an entirely different level. The instructors know their stuff, are enthusiastic about it, and know how to communicate. The Guerilla class I took involved lots of hands-on (imagine a large stadium-seating room containing 100+ fast boxes with 18" LCD's ;-), and even a small programming contest at one point. (Yes, that class was particularly large. You'd think this wouldn't be good, but it enabled them to justify having most of the full-time staff of the company there, and you could get face time with just about *anyone* at meals, breaks and during the labs.) Their Guerilla classes, far from being a "teach to the test" bootcamp effort, are for those who understand coding, really enjoy it, and want to learn a new coding environment NOW ... who value being surrounded by other like-minded, smart folks as they learn, without being slowed down by the lowest-common-denominator types. I think part of the effectiveness is their positioning -- they position their classes as challenging, and as a result, tend to attract higher-end students who already have a clue and want more of one, and to scare away "corporate vacationers" and folks who don't know if they have an aptitude for coding.

    Not a Win32/.NET platform person? They also have java classes. (I think they teach them on Windows, though...)

    I left the Guerilla .NET class on a geek high that lasted weeks, having been challenged more as a developer in that week than in any other week I could remember in the better part of a decade. It was practically orgasmic from time to time. Yes, it really was that good.

  101. high school MCSA by whippedford · · Score: 1

    sorry, i know this isnt exactly the same problem. but i have no idea where to go. ive heard mixed feelings about college, but i havent heard anything from anyone thats in the same position i am. i will be graduating for high school in june this year. and as of now i hold three certifications. A+, windows 2000 server, and windows 2000 professional. i will have an MCSA status by the end of the year. im applying for a scholarship to continue on with my certifications. however after that i dont know what to do. im not sure if i should get some college experience or just move into the workfield. any feedback would be greatly appreciated. thanks

    1. Re:high school MCSA by hether · · Score: 1

      Assuming you live in the US, with the job market the way it is right now my first instinct would suggest to head to college and hope that the war is over by the time you're set to graduate. The economy isn't going to pick up until the situation is resolved. While in college try to land an internship or even part time job in your related field. That way when you graduate you'll not only have the degree, but at least something to put on your resume. You'll be in a better position than this guy posting on /. for advice.

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      Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
  102. Try... by Anyd · · Score: 1

    Your local community college... while the classes they offer probably won't correlate directly to a certification, they can get you some good time in on the hardware.

  103. ITT-Tech sucks by ittsucks · · Score: 1

    What every you do, do NOT go to ITT TECH! Those schools are horrible. You get no hands on training and they don't even teach you what you need to know to pass certs. All that for 30,000 Dollars

  104. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by t0qer · · Score: 1

    If he's really crazy enough to want a job in a
    disappearing profession like American IT, he should move to India. Then he can
    either come back as an H-1B or L-1 or stay in India and get one of the
    outsourced jobs.


    Lol I was
    thinkin the same thing awhile back :) I guess it really depends on how much
    you love your work.. I mean shit, i'm starting to think it's not such a 1/2
    baked idea now.



  105. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by t0qer · · Score: 1

    Yeah but judging from the amount of company closures over the last 2 years I think it's safe to say the bosses were idiots.

  106. Hi. I'm a trainer by slaker · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm a trainer. I teach Comptia (A+, N+, Server+) and Microsoft (the MCSE/MCSA ones) exams.

    I'm not *really* a trainer. I'm a guy who has a whole bunch of certifications. I have about six years of experience as a consultant-type, but I'm doing training now. Training means not have to look for work every x months, and I like that.

    Here's the deal: Nearly as I can tell, there are about three different types of training out there. There is "diploma mill" training, the MCSE in 2-weeks or your money back bullshit. Maybe that works for smoeone who is already an MCSE. It doesn't help the guy who hasn't touched a PC in three years.
    There's also "softball" training. Teach straight out of a book, do gentle lessons, and hope students are smart enough to pick up the slack with their own motivation. For some people, a step in the right direction is good enough. Mostly, though, training of this sort isn't going to lead to long-term retention of information, and it's of dubious use for certification exams. I started out teaching this way.
    The last way to teach is never-ending lab exercises. This requires students motivated and interested in the material (i.e. do the reading beforehand) and a LOT of time. You'll retain more knowledge of a complex process if you've actually carried it out. The important thing an instructor can add here is overarching understanding of the process. Following a recipie online is great for getting the job done, but a good teacher can explain WHY things are the way they are, and deeper understanding should hopefully transfer to general success on these exams, even if you miss a point here or there. Of course, if you're OK with the "big picture", you can probably get just as far in the lab you have set up at home. I don't always have time to do the labs I want during class, but I always make time before and/or after for extra lab work, on top of normal classroom time. It helps my students a lot.

    Of course, every training place will tell you their stuff is hands on. That certainly isn't the case. Ask to sit in on a class or two. If you're paying $2000 for a class, they shouldn't have any problem with that. Judge for yourself.

    Finally, places that trumpet unusually high pass-rates are probably doing something slightly unethical to get them. I've heard stories. I'm sure others have, too.

    Whatever the subject, if you're paying for a class, what you're paying for is a knowledgable instructor and adequate facilities. Those are things you can't judge without some first-hand experience.

    Other things: Seems to me that the most respected IT certs all have a hands-on component. Master CNE, RHCE, most Cisco exams. Something to keep in mind when you become the 1,000,000th person to pass 70-210.

    A great generalist IT guy is an awesome resource to have, but I always tell my students that it's a hard row to hoe. I always suggest to my students that becoming an expert in a subject besides Windows Support or hardware repair, will probably get them more attention within the field than bog-standard A+/N+/MCSE certs.

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  107. Be Self Driven by Typhon100 · · Score: 1

    I have to say that no matter what program you are a part of or where you go to school, the most important thing is how much you try and get into it yourself.

    I'm a CS major at an Ivy League college, and there are people here who waltz through the courses without learning anything. Just cause there are good instructors and equipment doesn't mean you learn a lot if you don't try.

    Hell, Bill Gates went here and dropped out, and as much has we all hate him, he's done pretty well for himself.
    -Typhon

  108. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by Xugumad · · Score: 1

    Okay, a few coders are safe to leave running servers, but as a general rule we're not terribly good at it. Horribly out of date, insecure, systems that are unlikely to survive a reboot (and no, they weren't on UPSes) were the result last time someone left my colleagues running their own systems. It wasn't pretty.

    Now, admittadely, we're an academic research group, so we can barely afford the programmers, let alone an IT guy, but as a general rule I would strongly suggest that it's a very good idea to have enough IT guys to handle your servers, leaving the programmers to do what they do best (caffeinne -> code).

  109. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by t0qer · · Score: 1

    Because there is a difference between development and laying down a network...

    With networks, there is a clear way of doing things. RFC's, topologies, protocols, they all have a straight set of rules of how to set things up and where to look when things go wrong. Setting up networks is more of a repatitive task that does not involve a lot of creativity. IT problems can be catalogged in a vantive database till eventually all IT problems can be cataloged and indexed.

    On the other hand, development "read coders" have to be more lateral in their thinking. They cannot simply look at the debugger and have it tell them "This is what you should have written!" because debuggers only point out mistakes, and there's no way for it to know your intentions. It's a very creative process that involves keen concentration in the very least to get it accomplished.

    Most coders I know want nothing to do with the PHB's having problems with their PPT presentations, which makes me wonder if you're just not a coder, but a troll biting for me.

    Well, either way, that's the difference between IT and Development. Sure there's many different type of "coders" from device driver to web application people, but they need their concentration all the same.

  110. hahahahahaha by xintegerx · · Score: 1

    At this rate, and if the company is paying for the lunches, you will have free meals for a lifetime... hahaha

  111. Good instructors make the difference! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did an MCSE course a while back. It was divided into 2 parts. The first guy we had was straight out of the book, he just read us the text. It was so fucking boring. And he kept saying how much we were learning! We didn't learn jack shit!

    The guy who took us for the 2nd part was awesome. This guy really knew his shit. Instead of just telling us, he set up scenarios, and all kinds of stuff to really test the best in the class. Also showed us advanced tweaking in the registry, etc... stuff that wasn't on the exam, but still totally necessary if you're going to make even a half decent job of it. And he made us work, and it was worth it.

    I know some of you shit on anything with an MCSE, but, I decided to go back to this same training centre. I waited months until this guy was on schedule to do a CCNA course. Again, he was awesome. As he was the company's chief sysadmin, he also had access to all the best hardware there. He let us loose on Catalyst, radius, etc... Yes, he was preparing us for the exam. But, he didn't just read out of the book. Nothing replaces that kind of learning solving problems. This guy even took lunch times out to help us with certain problems we were having.

    So, my point? A good instructor makes all the difference in the world. Find one! Talk to people, check out comments people put on newsgroups about certain companies. Work to find the best, and you will be thankful for it.

  112. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I agree 90% with this.

    Outsourcing is the way to go. Esp. with the slow
    economy. You can charge more.

    Plus you are working for you.

    But I would setup an S-Corp.
    This will give you some protection liability wise
    Also provides an option to retain earnings for the future and only get taxed on what you pay
    yourself.

    Its $90 in the state of Indiana. I am not
    certain in your state.
    You file two IRS forms the SS4 and then 2553
    to get S treatment.

    You file an 1120S every year. And add or subtract
    the earnings or losses from your usual 1040.

    This also has some kick with PHBs they like
    working with Corporations. It really doesn't
    matter that you are the only employee.

  113. for (;;) { unemployed-again() } by KallNoJoy · · Score: 1

    Not to be cold, but your disdain for 'go-read-a-book' is incompatible with staying employed in the IT field. The technology moves too fast, and has too much depth for anyone to stand still... and if you require someone else to spoon feed you the knowledge, you will both (1) never have enough money to afford the kind of continual training and (2) never have enough time to attend it! Unfortunately (though not a bad thing as I see it), being in the IT field is like ridinig a bull... you have to really want to stay on... those that don't have the fortitude get tossed. That means book time and personal dedication. Get the discount card from Barnes and Nobles, order a grande no-whip mocha and put your nose in a book... thats what it takes. True skills aren't taught, they are learned... think about it. Good luck!

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    1. Re:for (;;) { unemployed-again() } by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the CHOIR said "AMEN"!

      Then they all went to do the local Borders, picked up a stack of books and ordered a triple mocha-chino...

    2. Re:for (;;) { unemployed-again() } by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 1

      for (;;) { unemployed-again() }

      Your code will be more readable if you use underscores in your variable names ;)

      As long as we're on the topic of books, Code Complete is an outstanding book on writing readable, maintainable code (don't let 'Microsoft Press' fool you, Windows systems programmers probably HAVEN'T read this one)

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    3. Re:for (;;) { unemployed-again() } by KallNoJoy · · Score: 1

      Damn... now I need to my posts through the spalling checker AND debug. ;-) LOL... it was intended as unemployed->again(). Underscoring or camelNotation.... it keeps me up at night.

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  114. You just can't beat the training you get at... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative



    NYLXS

    The Gnu/Linux 1 class, the Unix 1, class, the Perl 1 class, and others have all been superb. You are being taught by instructors who know what they teach, in an active, hands on environment. It is backed by an active mailing list, a learn list, an announcements list, Inservices that present various free software services and applications that are free to attend, business demos, and more. Richard Stallman has dropped in on classes, inservices, and other events from time to time, and David Sugar (Bayonne telephony Project)and others have held inservices and dropped in on meetings and classes as well.

    The philosophy behind NYLXS (which is in the process of becomming a non-profit entity) is that open source is useful and productive, should be promoted by everyone, and can only grow larger. The funds raised from classes will go to promoting free/open source software.

    If you look at the mass push behind free/open source software in other countries, in companies and schools across America, and in various agencies, their eyes are either slowly being opened, or are being jammed wide open at the benefits for running free/open source software. It can no longer be denied that gnu/linux has a huge momentum behind it, and must be a part of everyone's toolbox from now on.

    NYLXS teaches the nitty-gritty of what you need to know to get the job done. You can take individual classes, or take an entire program and get discounts. At the end of several classes, you will have a working server, which can be setup to do anything you want, apache, mail, file/print, etc. You will also have the knowledge you need to go forward as a sys admin, or whatever other computer related job you choose, or for just your own knowledge.

    They have Gnu/Linux 1/2, Unix 1/2, Perl 1/2, C, Gimp, Open Office, and other classes as well. Every class is taught by someone who uses the software daily as their main operating system/application, and they may be using it as the main software in their profession, or they may be using it as an aid to pick up where other software falls flat on its face.

    NYLXS also has a free software chamber of commerce, where they provide solutions for businesses using free/open source software, and which also gives the students who go through the training an opportunity to obtain employment, allows the students to make important business contacts, etc.

    NYLXS will be present and have a booth at LinuxWorld in NYC. NYLXS membership was instrumental at the events that occured on July 17, 2002 at the Commerce Committee hearing for drm/other controls, which had the direct effect of stalling the legislation, and opening up the process to what was previously a good 'ol boys process of enacting legislation behind closed doors.

    Any sys admin, or anyone maintaining computers in a large user environment who does not know how to use and administer Gnu/Linux systems will be at a handicap when trying to sell themselves. I am aware of the environments of many companies, and for the larger (more than 10-15 seats) companies, they are virtually all experimenting with gnu/linux servers at least at a minimal level. They are just getting their feet wet at some of these companies, but as they become more familiar, and as they realize the benefits, they will become more and more involved with gnu/linux.

    If you only know ms products, and are having trouble finding work, you must realize why. If you only know free software, you will also have trouble finding work. But sys admins and other techies that know both, and are comfortable with both, will have an easier time under any possible scenario.

    Check out NYLXS, especially the pages under the Free Software Institute, and see what they offer. Their prices are very good, you get a working computer as part of the classes (which is used in the classes), you get access to numerous distributions, and you get a first rate education that is not taught to any test.

    Complete one of the sequences, and then study the questions that are on the LPI exam, and you shouldn't have any problem passing the LPI exam when you are done with an NYLXS sequence.

    1. Re:You just can't beat the training you get at... by MrBrklyn · · Score: 1

      Wow

      i forget over time how much NYLXS does for the community. I'm so pround of this organization, and our training and instructors are dedicated. They offer the best Training on the East coast, and the pofessional proesentations are great as well.

      Check us out at LWE in the .ORG pravilion this coming week.

      Ruben

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    2. Re:You just can't beat the training you get at... by MrBrklyn · · Score: 1


      NYLXS [nylxs.com]

      The Gnu/Linux 1 class, the Unix 1, class, the Perl 1 class, and others have all been superb. You are being taught by instructors who know what they teach, in an active, hands on environment. It is backed by an active mailing list, a learn list, an announcements list, Inservices that present various free software services and applications that are free to attend, business demos [nylxs.com], and more. Richard Stallman has dropped in on classes, inservices, and other events from time to time, and David Sugar (Bayonne telephony Project)and others have held inservices and dropped in on meetings and classes as well.

      The philosophy behind NYLXS (which is in the process of becomming a non-profit entity) is that open source is useful and productive, should be promoted by everyone, and can only grow larger. The funds raised from classes will go to promoting free/open source software.

      If you look at the mass push behind free/open source software in other countries, in companies and schools across America, and in various agencies, their eyes are either slowly being opened, or are being jammed wide open at the benefits for running free/open source software. It can no longer be denied that gnu/linux has a huge momentum behind it, and must be a part of everyone's toolbox from now on.

      NYLXS teaches the nitty-gritty of what you need to know to get the job done. You can take individual classes, or take an entire program and get discounts. At the end of several classes, you will have a working server, which can be setup to do anything you want, apache, mail, file/print, etc. You will also have the knowledge you need to go forward as a sys admin, or whatever other computer related job you choose, or for just your own knowledge.

      They have Gnu/Linux 1/2, Unix 1/2, Perl 1/2, C, Gimp, Open Office, and other classes as well. Every class is taught by someone who uses the software daily as their main operating system/application, and they may be using it as the main software in their profession, or they may be using it as an aid to pick up where other software falls flat on its face.

      NYLXS [nylxs.com] also has a free software chamber of commerce, where they provide solutions for businesses using free/open source software, and which also gives the students who go through the training an opportunity to obtain employment, allows the students to make important business contacts, etc.

      NYLXS [nylxs.com] will be present and have a booth at LinuxWorld [tradeshownews.com] in NYC. NYLXS membership was instrumental at the events that occured on July 17, 2002 at the Commerce Committee hearing for drm/other controls [nylxs.com], which had the direct effect of stalling the legislation, and opening up the process to what was previously a good 'ol boys process of enacting legislation behind closed doors.

      Any sys admin, or anyone maintaining computers in a large user environment who does not know how to use and administer Gnu/Linux systems will be at a handicap when trying to sell themselves. I am aware of the environments of many companies, and for the larger (more than 10-15 seats) companies, they are virtually all experimenting with gnu/linux servers at least at a minimal level. They are just getting their feet wet at some of these companies, but as they become more familiar, and as they realize the benefits, they will become more and more involved with gnu/linux.

      If you only know ms products, and are having trouble finding work, you must realize why. If you only know free software, you will also have trouble finding work. But sys admins and other techies that know both, and are comfortable with both, will have an easier time under any possible scenario.

      Check out NYLXS [nylxs.com], especially the pages under the Free Software Institute [nylxs.com], and see what they offer. Their prices are very good, you get a working computer as part of the classes (which is used in the classes), you get access to numerous distributions, and you get a first rate education that is not taught to any test.

      Complete one of the sequences, and then study the questions that are on the LPI exam [lpi.org], and you shouldn't have any problem passing the LPI exam when you are done with an NYLXS sequence.

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  115. Just lie like everyone else. by Dan+B. · · Score: 1

    I hate to say it, but if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

    I had a huge problem finding work last year until I did a 'George Costanza' (just turn up after the interview like you got the job). After a week I had found that all the other guys I was working with - it was a crappy NT4 rollout - had lied on their CV's and didn't know jack! Bah! I almost ended up running the thing, plus I was being paid less than some of the... offtopic, sorry.

    So anyway, a few people I know who have found it hard to get work have simply lied about the last few months and put in a job overseas somwhere where no one is going to check up on you. I mean, who is going to call Europe and get the run around if you say you worked on a contract in Uzbekistan for 6 months for a UK oil company?

    Anyway, just a sloution. Personally, I'm off IT. I can't stand most of the people I end up working with (see 'Office Space') and I'm over sitting in front of a non-LCD screen all day.

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  116. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by Dan+B. · · Score: 1

    You are speaking the truth there. I work(ed) for an outsource IT company and even they found it hard to keep work as clients were cutting IT budgets like nothing else (40% in the place I worked).

    I've given up, I'm off to work in the Alps for the winter and get some quality snowboarding time.

    And you think the your boss is bad. Ain't got nothing on most of the PA's to Bank execs.
    PA - "I'm a VIP. Fix my blah blah blah."
    Me - "I'm sorry. That's how the software was written."
    PA - "...I'm a VIP, just fix it."
    Me - "I can't. It's designed to do that."
    PA - Pauses for a bit - "You must be able to do something.
    Me - "No, I can't do anything. Now if you'll excuse me I have other calls to attend to."
    PA - "I'm a VIP. Don't you walk away on me!"

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    Dan. -- So what if it's spelt wrong, nobody's perfect
  117. It depends... by maddogdelta · · Score: 1
    I have taught at New Horizons, and at IKON (now csec) and all I can say is that it really depends on the instructors. The former IKON that i used to work at was excellent, with tremendous instructors. When I moved to new horizons, I tried to make that same atmosphere, but the ownership was more interested in cheap than quality, so I was let go.

    If you can, sit in a couple of their classes for half a day (most will let you do that at least once) and try to see more than one instructor. If they suck, move on.

    I really don't think any one franchise or another is necessarily superior. just go with your feelings about the instructors.

    to those who think you don't need training, from my own experience training myself and attending classes, I get the same skills, but I usually save 3-5 weeks if I can attend a class with a knowledgeable instructor. (That is, of course if you study the right stuff. I knew a guy who did it all on his own, and the only thing he knew how to install was a novell 3.x server with every workstation a 'diskless' workstation!)

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  118. Global Knowledge Cisco Classes Used to be Good. by NimrodMCSE · · Score: 0

    I took the Global Knowledge "Introduction to Cisco Router Configuration" (ICRC) on my employer's dime and it was all about configuring routers for a real working environment. That was about 6 years ago and I think it has changed a bit since then, but it was a good class for learning how to configure all the popular WAN/LAN interfaces and basic router setup. The "Advance Cisco Router Configuration" class was good also with lots of training and practice setting up ACLs, VPNs, etc. Each was only a week but the instructor was excellent and every 2 people shared a router/laptop. This class did help a lot with the TCP/IP and subnet part of the CCNA test, helped me unlearn the M$ way I was taught. Not sure how the quality of their training is now, but at the time the emphasis on all the Global Knowledge classes I took was on real, usable training, it wasn't a cert training mill.

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  119. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck you, seriously fuck you. Blah blah blah, coding is the best. Building a network is a talent, not a repetitive task.

  120. I own a Tech Training School by gurutechanimal · · Score: 2

    I opened up my school two years ago to combat exactly the type of experience that he's talking about. I was a technical trainer for a few years, and kept getting fired from all of the centers (you can't call them schools) I worked at, because I always added things to the curriculum, extended classes longer than they were supposed to, badmouthed the terrible equipment that was used at these centers, etc.

    At my school, I still teach courses, and I have my instructors teach in the same way that I do. For example, in my MCSE classes, we teach the students how to install several different flavors of *nix and 3 different versions of netware, then teach them how make them all play nice with each other. Our MS SQL classes teach MySQL and Oracle. Every student gets a server to play with, etc. Our courses are all taught in hands-on labs, where the instructors' lecture is immediately applied to the machine in front of the student. Our philosophy is to teach you how to do your job and to be prepared for any eventuality. The exams are an afterthought to the knowledge of how to make things run.

    I realize that my school is in the minority. The majority of my local competitors are churn and burn certification factories. The difference is that I am a teacher and a geek, while the owners of other schools are either glorified sales people or businessmen with no understanding of the technology education process. I believe you when you say that the majority of schools you've seen are like that.

    My advice is to attend a school where they use multiple resources in class, not just the vendor approved curriculum. Only take courses from instructors with broad experience. If possible, attend a school where geeks, trainers and technologists are in decision-making positions. New york should have at least ONE education-oriented technical school that's not an churn and burn. And above all, READ THE ENROLLMENT CONTRACT! That's where they'll screw you.

    Good luck with finding an ethical and qualified technical training school. Lord knows I try to make mine as perfect (i.e. education and student friendly, not existing for the sole purpose of profit and churning) as possible.

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  121. Cynical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cant believe people are still doing certifications.

    I think they are just a money spinner for the vendor.

    Has anyone ever seen the sun java programming certification. What a load of crap. Its the sort garbage that you would forget the second you walked out of the exam.

    I did a SAP - ABAP certification and that was also a load of crap. Very obscure questions that dont prove anything. Your better off taking a course in German. oh wow look at me.. I know where the comma goes! whoopeee

    It still baffles me as to why people would want to invest their career into a product.

    I think its the fault of the Recruiters. I think that they are the scum of the IT industry. In my opinion they screwed the industry by employing the wrong people. Never mind if you are a good programmer who can write scaleable, robust, reuseable code or an engineer who knows good solutions and patterns... lets just employ the idiot who has an MCSE and 2yrs in ASP + 6 months .NET.

    But the recruiters would know better.. they are qualified backpacker salesmen

    Is IT the only industry that employs people based on experience in products and not on skill/knowledge ?

    I question why they dont scrap computer science degrees and create a new degree called "Computer Products" and then you can do subjects like Sun Java and then MS .NET and then everyone can vote on the most popular product and then those can be the subjects for the next year. So if just say Vignette Story Server becomes popular then they can teach that as a subject. That would be a much better degree.

    Unfortunately based on my resume.. I dont know too much.. I havent worked on any technology for more than 6 months.. so I've had to become a team leader instead.

    Maybe if I do a certification in MS Project then I can become a much better project manager - or doesnt it work like that ?

  122. Oracle DBA is the way to go by cp5i6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oracle 9i for private individuals is free

    buy a 50$ DBA book and sit down and learn that shit


    As with online job resumes... here's a tip i picked up. Don't bother.. You go online only to find the listing. However most times you will see an email too. Better to submit your resume directly ALONG WITH A COVER LETTER!!!

    A cover letter is very important and make sure you triple check it for grammar spelling and all those other stupid nonsense u may normally say.

    Landing the interview is all about the presentation. Make sure you present yourself in your cover letter. If you think you know oracle after doing it on your own make sure your resume reflects this. Look on the net on how to write a technical resume as oppose to your say business resume

    The NY market is far from flat

    I have yet to meet anyone I know personally who couldn't get a job in the IT market in NY.

    1. Re:Oracle DBA is the way to go by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Yes, but add in teh cost of upgrading from Win98 to Win2000 to that, as I have, and it's nto so cheap to learn.

    2. Re:Oracle DBA is the way to go by cp5i6 · · Score: 1

      You think too small then.

      Windows 2000 is only how much? 100$?

      you land a Good dBA job and thats' how much? 60000$-80000$

      Geee lemme think REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL hard on this one... I think I might even need a hint here... hmmmmmm 100$.... 60000$ ... man the decisions...
      I guess it's all kind of hard because all you can think about is getting free software huh?

    3. Re:Oracle DBA is the way to go by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      It has nothng to do with getting free software. I am a Windows developer. Around here an Oracle DBA job will get me around 30k a year. If I don't learn Oracle, most other jobs are still around 30k a year.

      Sure if I was in an area that paid 80k a year for Oracle, it'd be a no brainer. But as it is, I have no means to move ( yet). Plus my laptop is not strong enough for Win2000, etc, so I'd need a newer laptop or at least a bigger hard drive, but still it all adds up.

  123. As someone who hires.... by ellem · · Score: 1

    I don't place a lot on Certs. I just don't

    An applicant with a CNE. MCSE, CCNA, A+, Solaris, CLP kinda scares me. Why have you been spending so much money to prove your salt?

    I also DO NOT hold and MCSE against people. So you went for a cert, and got it good for you. I personally have a CNA, CNE, CLP and Solaris. Each time they were gotten to "show" I had chops in the respective fields.

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  124. A Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .

    I hate to break it to you, but all of the IT/engineering jobs are currently being moved offshore...

    I'd say try a career in something that has a future:

    • caring for the elderly
    • social work
    • selling drugs

    .

  125. Hah, good one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there any decent schools out there who have good facilities, good instructors and do more than 'teach-to-the-exams?

    Umm, no. And it doesn't matter. Employers won't care if you actually know your ass from your elbow. All that matters is that you've got certification in A, B, and, most importantly, C. If you think you're going to get anywhere on ability, you're sadly mistaken, especially in the Tristate area. There are plenty of certified, educated, experienced out of work bodies screaming for income to pay their next outrageous mortgage payment.

    Just go to any Chubb, plunk down a wad of money, get your nearly worthless (except for getting a job) certification, and get a job. Once you're on the job, just keep your certs current for when you get laid-off next quarter, and use your brains if you have 'em.

  126. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by alen · · Score: 1

    All the programmers where I work can't even set up windows without help from the help desk. Anytime they need help in coding for our internal crm app they are always talking to our database admins who can't code either.

    I've tried to get our programmers run apps from the console instead of terminal server, but they just don't listen. And after much pain and misery I adopted a policy of always asking our VP before doing anything for our programmers. Otherwise I would get in trouble.

  127. sans/giac by toughluck · · Score: 1

    I didn't see anyone mention any of the sans training or any of the GIAC certs. I attended the sans conference in SF last December. I was very impressed with the level of depth in the training and the level of knowledge all the instructors have.

  128. My Training Experiences by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1
    OK, here goes. I have a B.A. in English from UF - no real help there, except that some companies' hiring policies require bachelor degrees for certain positions.

    I have taken the following classes from the listed vendors and rate them accordingly (1-10).

    Supporting Microsoft Windows NT Workstation 4.0 - Executrain (7)
    Decent facilities and equipment, knowledgeable instructors, but nothing really special and very accelerated. Expect to know the material before you arrive.

    Netware 5 Advanced Administration - Executrain (7)
    Same as above.

    Hands-On Internetworking with TCP/IP - Global Knowledge (10)
    Facilities were in a local hotel - nice, convenient, good equipment. Extremely knowledgeable instructor. A+

    Interconnecting Cisco Network Devices - Princeton Somethingorother (6)
    Good equipment, but sandwiched us into the training room at CompUSA which was like a glorified closet. Hot as hell with all the equipment. Instructor so-so knowledgeable.

    Windows 2000 Advanced Server - New Horizons (7)
    Good facilities and equipment, knowledgeable instructors. Maybe it was the material that turned me off.

    Designing Secure MS Networks - New Horizons (7)
    Same as above. Almost fell asleep on last day.

    CISSP Bootcamp - Intense School (10)
    Better study a lot before attempting one of these. Very fast paced. Extremely knowledgeable instructor. Might not have passed exam without this class.

    Applied Hacking and Countermeasures - Intense School (8)
    Fun. Good instructors (military), great lab. Lots of fun. Wardriving field trip on last day. Don't expect to make money after taking this class though. Strictly a go-if-it's-paid-for thing.

    All in all I would recommend making a decision about what field you would like to work in and focus on that track. I will probably never use Netware anywhere but my current 9-5, so that's out. Read the local ads and see what they are hiring or consider relocating.

    My $.02

  129. A boot camp is a... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    ...certification mill. That is what the term MCSE Boot Camp, CCNP Boot Camp and Linux Boot Camps all mean...

    With that said, some are far better then others are....

    --
    If you ignore the other uses of a tool, does that make the tool less useful, or you less useful?
    1. Re:A boot camp is a... by NetJunkie · · Score: 1

      I took the boot camp to learn a lot and only miss 2 weeks of work..and I did. But yeah, most boot camps are just teaching the test. I was pleasantly surprised.

  130. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    i have been to india, hell i work for an outsourcing company who has offices in both the US and india.

    lemme tell you guys something -- you DO NOT wanna move to india, bad water, bad food, bad pay. not to mention (depending on the part you go to) pakistan always right over your shoulder. NOT a pretty picture.

    i have on the other hand been thinking about moving to europe, a small non EU country .....

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  131. Higher Education� (Baker College) by revcorrupt · · Score: 1

    I attend Baker College in Flint Michigan. It's a dead city, but the college does have a decent Associates / Bachelors degree. I am currently obtaining the Bachelors of Applied Science in Open Systems Technology. I have learned a tremendous amount while I have been here for 4 years. They not only teach you the classes (MCSE, Solaris, Cisco etc...) but they also take the time to teach the theory and give you antiquate practice on the equipment with labs. There website is at http://www.baker.edu
    It does however have the same problems as any other College. Every once in a while you get a horrible teacher, or take classes that have almost nothing to do with your degree. This is expected from any place of higher education. It teaches humility.

  132. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    code ?

    or scripting ?

    perl, /bin/sh and the like are NOT code. they are scripting langauges.

    C is code
    assembler is code
    BINARY is code
    despite what you think you do not need to know code to be a good admin, and you rarely need to know scripting.

    a good admin will not try to reinvent the wheel. he will use someone else's. and possibly (time and skill permitting) improve on it, or modify it as neccasary.

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  133. not 'viable'? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I learn best by demonstration and instruction so CBT CD-ROMs and 'go-read-a-book' aren't viable options for me.

    If by 'best' you mean 'only' then that sentance might make sense. Otherwise, go read a damn book.

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  134. Sell your soul.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and specialize in something like PeopleSoft.
    You get what you pay for of course, and PeopleSoft don't come cheap.

  135. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiot. I am an infosec officer for a Fortune 5 company and I deal with our Open Systems people all the time. Many of them (and myself) are supremely competent in the following OS (we have >1800 servers made up of the following):

    RedHat Advanced Server
    WinNT
    Win2k
    Solaris 2.6,7,8
    HPUX 10.20, 11.0
    SuSE on S/390
    AIX 4.3

    So shut up, pissant.

  136. SANS? by elhondo · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think it's silly to think that no one is hiring. People get promoted, die, move on, and all of that sort of thing. But it's hard to have something on your resume that people respect. For myself, there were only a couple certs that gave immediate cred - CCIE, and one of the SANS certs. CCIE because the wannabe-to-actual ratio was high; and the SANS certs because you can go and view the paper that got them the certification. SANS papers can give you a real insight into what people are used to working with.

  137. Do what you love by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I went through a turning point in my career some time in 1998. I was a Novell CNE, and it became obvious to me that I needed to get an MCSE to stay competitive in the systems administration/integration job market. And so I set out to do so.

    I knew enough about Novell to see the stupid games commercial software vendors play with each other at the expense of the customer and the sanity of consultants hired to make sense of the mess. Starting on the MCSE training track was sufficient to raise my level of disgust to the point that I began questioning my career. My impression was that the industry was soulless, that hard work was not rewarded, and that the only way to make money in the business was to take advantage of customers and profit by their ignorance.

    Just as I was thinking of opening a restaurant, the nagging love that I'd always had for working with computers took hold, so I set myself to the task of reinventing myself.

    I'd started playing with Linux just a few months before, and was hopelessly inept, but found that it had rekindled my love for working with computers. Up to this point, however, I'd never considered it more than a hobby. I remembered, however, that my original decision to pursue IT was not a matter of economics, but because I really loved it. I got into computers because of the joy of programming on my C64. Long before computers were cool; long before I even knew I could make money working with them, I loved them. I realized that my hobby with Linux was in keeping with my beginnings in computers, but that I'd been restricting the time I spent with it so that I could keep up with the latest interopability problems with Groupwise and Exchange.

    I already knew I couln't go to another training class; that I couldn't pick up another trade rag; that I couldn't spend the rest of my career begging support reps to tell me the secrets of making shit work that are known only in internal documents, protected by inane marketing concerns. So despite how stupid a move it seemed at the time, I had no choice but to spend my downtime studying Linux. I started my career following my interests, and I knew I had to keep doing so.

    Then, the bottom fell out of the IT industry. In 2001, the company I was with was absorbed by another one, and in the process about 90% of the original staff was eventually hemorrhaged. I saw the writing on the wall before it really got bad, and managed to round up enough solo Linux work to get out while they were still in the mood to beg me to stay. I refused. I did solo Linux consulting for a while, then landed a hot job with a very successful network outfit. I now work exclusively in Linux, writing network automation scripting and performing enterprise security audits. I've remained employed throughout the recession thus far, and my income has steadily increased.

    Do what you love. The rest will follow. Life's too short to deal with bullshit.

    1. Re:Do what you love by Nomad7674 · · Score: 1

      This may be too long from the original posting to grab the attention of the poster. You note in your story that it took you some time to figure out "what you loved." What is the best way to flush this out of yourself and find out which of your myriad talents (or meager few talents, depending on how you look at it) is the one you love? For me, I have always assumed it is writing, but I find it hard to make myself write in my free time - too much other stuff to do. If I won't do it in my free time, how will I make myself do it as a job? Thanks if anyone feels like responding.

    2. Re:Do what you love by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      What is the best way to flush this out of yourself and find out which of your myriad talents (or meager few talents, depending on how you look at it) is the one you love?

      Good question. My first response is to say, in response to your statement about writing, that it is that which you don't have to make yourself do. Then I remember my battles with Sendmail. Obviously, it's not that simple. :)

      All I can really say is that I have always wanted to play with computers, and it has always been the thing I'm not supposed to be doing (be it computers in general, or Linux, etc.) I also know that if anyone had asked me what I really wanted to do, I would have responded much as you have. I even resented the western ideal of "following your one true dream" because I never could figure out exactly what that dream was, which very greatly pissed me off. In fact, as I think about it, there's really no way to tell you how to do that without patronizing you and belittling the struggle. Indeed, I'm even open to the idea that my experience might be the product of selective memory; having rewritten the story of my life to match where I am right now. (Wow, that's a really crappy answer, isn't it?)

      The only thing of value that I can really tell you is to live right now. Focus on the present, and you'll be more centered and able to make the decisions (which all happen in the present) that affect your life without the burdens of the past's regrets or the future's fears. However I remember it, I do know that no action I ever took based on either fear or regret brought any good to my life. (I'm talking course-of-life stuff here, not that time I had to get out of the way of an oncoming bus.)

      The other key thing is to figure out who you are. This takes time, solitude, and, in many cases, a philosophical construct that can provide an evaluative basis for who and what you are (Christianity for me, but, like all of this, that's something you have to figure out for yourself).

  138. a happy techskills student, but heres the rub... by Chalupa · · Score: 1

    I have been a very happy Techskills student here in Dallas. All of the mentors are excellent,and you get to CHOOSE the textbooks that YOU THINK are best for you. I can't thank them enough for letting me do that. Great snack bar, too :)

    I realized I wanted to be a webmaster, and I first tried the community college approach. I quickly realized the scheduling, time, and money
    situation wasn't for me, plus I thought the degree wasn't centralized enough (English 101 again?! Director 8 instead of Flash?!)

    I am a few weeks away from taking the CIW Site Designer exam. However, from looking at the biggest job search sites, I have realized that employers don't just want webmasters, they want full-blown programmers (there but for the grace of God go I). Not only that, It seems to me that repair/network/sys admins are in more demand these days. People ask me all the time to fix their comps, and they just give me blank stares when I tell them I am just a coder.

    In walks the job market and all of its quirks. .NET floods the market, employers want it...therefore that's where I am headed for my next cert (if you hate .NET, save it, I've read it all here before :P ).

    HOWEVER, I am going to make sure I have a strong grasp of Javascript, Java and Visual Basic. I will learn these on my own for FREE, and then do a .NET cert. I have also been told that anything UNIX or Linux is good to have, so I am considering the Linux server admin cert...right now anything MS or Cisco is just too damned expensive :/.

    The most important thing I can tell you is to KNOW what employers REALLY want before you dive in, and you will save a lot of money and time, whether you are attending a college or a cert school.

    Chalupa
    fishbowl1968@hotmail.com

    P.S. I have a buddy that has survived the IT layoffs. His biggest cert is the A+. Quit baggin' on the A+...I would imagine it is a good cert to have.

  139. why is HE the boss?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I know i'm smarter than this jackass who can't copy and paste something into his powerpoint presentation, then why is HE the boss, and why am I his lackey?

    Because HE is the one that knows how to run a company and you don't.

  140. Why go to school..if you don't like the school???? by TheZax · · Score: 1

    Clearly most classes are directed at passing a certain test; and this is what you do not want.
    You have no friends apparently that have the prerequisite skills you are looking for. Well then, time to get creative, as 95% percent of the available options do not work for you...
    1) Find mentors. This can be in any business you work in. Find the guy(s) that manage your network and ASK. Even McDonald's must have a Mcfry/network guy.
    2) Find your local groups. In Atlanta, I find ALE (http://www.ale.org) a great group with a huge diversity. And more than happy to help. They even helped me clean my garage and do my taxes!
    3) Hack. You probably already own a computer. In fact, you probably already own 2 (or could get another 1 for less than $200). That and a couple of NICs and a cable, and you have a network. Have fun.
    Necessity is the mother of all invention, but desire is in the front seat, driving this mother around. (me)
    4) I HAVE LOST THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS POST, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THE QUESTION WAS. JUST FSCKING EMAIL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO PROFIT FROM i.t. AND NOT EVEN MENTION THE SOVIET UNION.
    zack@theDASHlinksDOTnetDOT(OPTIONAL)
    --Dont'post drunk --

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    JWall: GUI client for IPTables
  141. Don't waste your money by radiogeak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I live in Seattle. Now, I don't know if NYC's job market is different that Seattle, but I know that Seattle's job market is very bad. I have an A+, MCP, CCNA, and AA degree in IT / Networking. I have sent hundreds of resumes and applications to any tech position in Seattle. Let me tell you, I got no replies. Check out my article (link below) that was printed in my school newspaper... i wasted about 3 years of my life... http://www.handsometechs.com/hardwaregod/articles/ ITDisappointment.htm

    1. Re:Don't waste your money by hether · · Score: 1
      --

      Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
  142. Don't be so cavalier... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in your dismissal of the original question: It could very well be that the wrong person is the boss.

    To the un-named reader who posited the scenario, I'd say: Start your own company, and be your own boss.

  143. Linux certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last month the guys over at linuxlookup had an article on Linux certs that is worth the read.

    http://www.linuxlookup.com/modules.php?op=modload& name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=17& page=1

  144. True by vasqzr · · Score: 1



    My old boss always told clients he was a certified this, and certified that. He also claimed to work at AT&T/Ameritech/Michigan Bell.

    Little did they know, he went to college for a semester or two and then sold computers at Sears, and then sold telephones at the phone company. He also wasn't certified for jack shit.

    But, he could land some big fucking jobs. Small school districts, Townships, 50-200 person companies in town.

    Sure, he fucked them over royally. He'd sign them up for 40hr/week "service contracts", then overbook ONE tech for 2 or 3 accounts. Pay a tech $12 an hour, have him cover some accounts at $50/hr, and you can see why he stayed in business. Overcharged them on everything, parts, labor, sold them things they'd never use, sold $20,000 servers where a low end box would do...

    Moral of the story: Work on your sales techniques. Get some clients, then hire some VERY qualified techs (who's NOT looking a for a job these days, anyway?) and pay them peanuts. They'll work for peanuts, and if they complain, hire some other beggar. Besides, you can't afford to pay people $75,000 a year, because the economy sucks, right?

  145. History repeats itself by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 1

    IT industry tanked in 1990 aswell.

    I've met 2 older programmers who left at that time, one guy became a fire place seller, another never worked again and retired (he was working on the European space program prior to that).

    It sucks, but the IT market is deader than dead. I'm doing little projects here and there to keep up to speed and pay the bills myself.
    If you can and you're dedicated to getting back in, these little-jobs for friends of friends may be the way to do it, ask around, but don't expect big money (or in some cases any money).

    Speaking of which, read my sig, try the site, if it breaks in your browser email me. (It was a small money project, but WTF).

  146. Get a degree... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    Are there any decent schools out there who have good facilities, good instructors and do more than 'teach-to-the-exams?"

    Yes... they're called universities.

    Seriously, vendor certifications will always say that you can run their products, but being a CCNA will only teach you Cisco products, being an MCSE will only teach you Microsoft products.

    If you ever want a full understanding from people who actually know what you're talking about, you want to go to the nearest university. The bigger the better, and they all are making an effort to get "non-traditional students" (those who aren't the in typical 18-22 year old age range) into their classes.

    Yeah, the idea of student loans might not be what you had in mind, and this isn't a quick-hit solution... but being able to say you graduated with a degree in IT from a respectable school is worth a whole lot more than anything a vendor can ever confer.

  147. A Proposed Experiment by dasunt · · Score: 1

    I don't have the time or resources for this experiment at the moment, but here's what I'd like to see:

    Purpose: To see if certifications help to get a foot in the door.

    Method: We take a generic resume, and submit it to several companies looking for a specific job or jobs (network admin, sysadmin, general hardware repair, whatnot). However, some resumes will only list one type of certification, some will list several certifications, others will list none.

    Test of Success: If we get an interview set up, then we consider that resume (and the certification or combination of certifications) successful.

    Well, I laid it out for you, why doesn't someone try this test, put the results on a webpage, and submit it to slashdot?

  148. Experience from a MCSE by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

    Do not tie yourself down with one. Stay off of OS bandwagons. Learn as much as you can about both. Or any OS you can.

    The previous comment is the best statement posted, as far as I'm concerned.

    Consider the number of operating systems which exist. Now then, I don't want to go getting into a pissing contest of 'who-has-done-what'. However, I'm going to list off the number of operating systems and machines which I've used and adminstered over my life time, in order to make a point. That point is, a person is smarter than a computer, and a single person is capable of adminstering, engineering, and programming for many more operating systems that he or she ever expected, during the course of a job. Anyhow, off the top of my head, I've used and administered the following:

    Atari
    Commodore64
    AppleWorks
    DOS
    Win 3.1
    Win 95/98
    Win NT/2000
    Win ME/XP
    Novell ZenWorks
    MacOS
    MacOSX
    NextSTEP
    BeOS
    OS360
    AS400
    DB2
    Linux, RedHat
    Linux, Debian
    Linux, Corell
    Minux
    Irix
    Solaris
    JavaOS
    VAX/VMS
    Cisco IOS
    Genius Plus
    LightWorks

    Now then, consider that I'm only 25 years old. Figure how many OS's that somebody has used who is 40 or 60 and is in the industry. Hell, somebody who's 60, and has been in the idustry that long, probably has experience with ENIAC machines. Anybody with ENIAC experience is a computing Guru of the first order, as far as I'm concerned.

    Put things in perspective. For instance... some people think, 'Wouldn't it be cool to have an AIX or Cray supercomputer?' How does a person get to that stage in life? It's not from taking certification exams and getting degrees in computer science... It's from saying, 'Hey, this AI stuff is cool, I want to learn more about it' or 'Hey, this VR stuff is slick...'

    Anyhow, real world jobs typically require a person to use a dozen different computers, dozens of programming languages, and a zillion skills, in order to accomplish some non-computer related objective... such as selling a product to a customer, conducting scientific research, or entertaining the general public.

    Anyhow, there are common features that are relevent to *every single* operating system that I've mentioned: These features are things like file systems, data structures, and user interfaces.

    Do yourself a favor: Don't enroll in classes, universities, or certification programs.

    Rather, go buy yourself a copy of the following book:

    Knuth, Donald. The Art of Programming

    After you've read Knuth's series, chances are, you won't need to take any other computer class, and you'll be able to go onto other classes, such as biology, chemistry, economics, physics, history, philosophy, social studies, art, music, language, and so forth.

    Thats all. Sorry for ranting.

    PS. MCSE #1459644 (blah. an internship at a financial institution required me to get it...)

    PPS. My most recent employers don't even know that I have an MCSE cert, and they gave me access to a million dollar nMRI scanner, VMS/VAX machine, and a couple of Solaris EasyVision workstations.

    PPPS. Havn't taken a computer science class since 7th grade. The point is: Learn the commonalities between all file systems, user interfaces, and data structures, and you won't ever have to worry about a computer certification again.

    1. Re:Experience from a MCSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lolz, i dare you to try and get a job with all that crap on your resume. you think you know all that stuff but in reality you don't. you know 10% of each and are a master of none.

      companies may have multiple types of systems, but they would rather have someone that knows 70% of 3 types instead of someone who knows 10% of each.

      oh yeah, and how much have you had experience with AT WORK. to employers dicking around with stuff at home doesn't count kiddo.

    2. Re:Experience from a MCSE by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      lol. I don't know why I'm such a sucker for these Anonymous Coward posts, but I'm going to make some comments:

      lolz, i dare you to try and get a job with all that crap on your resume. you think you know all that stuff but in reality you don't. you know 10% of each and are a master of none.

      First, I wouldn't take that dare, as I don't put that stuff on my resume anyhow. Now then, did I claim that I know all of 'all that stuff'. I merely mentioned that I've admined or had root access on the previously mentioned operating systems.

      companies may have multiple types of systems, but they would rather have someone that knows 70% of 3 types instead of someone who knows 10% of each.

      Yes and no. I agree that some companies like specialists who know '70% of 3 types'. Not all, however. And, as far as network engineering goes, it's much better to have one person who knows 10% of each, if that 10% happens to be network protocol stacks and device drivers. Moreover, do you think that CTOs and CIOs are specialists? Naw... they're generalists, who hire and oversee specialists.

      (Besides, I'm not at all sure how somebody can know '10%' or '70%' of a system. What, exactly, is the metric by which this claim is being based?)

      oh yeah, and how much have you had experience with AT WORK. to employers dicking around with stuff at home doesn't count kiddo.

      Fair enough, considering the article at hand. Working as a systems engineer and network engineer at the worlds largest insurance corporation and at a major research university sounds like 'AT WORK' experience to me. Anyhow, I've got to go to work.

    3. Re:Experience from a MCSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know I am an AC now, but this post is not a troll. The following is the honest truth when it comes down to me interviewing someone:

      VoidEngineer (633446) said:
      Anyhow, off the top of my head, I've used and administered the following:

      Atari
      Commodore64
      AppleWorks
      DOS
      Win 3.1
      Win 95/98
      Win NT/2000
      Win ME/XP
      Novell ZenWorks
      MacOS
      MacOSX
      NextSTEP
      BeOS
      OS360
      AS 400
      DB2
      Linux, RedHat
      Linux, Debian
      Linux, Corell
      Minux
      Irix
      Solaris
      JavaOS
      VAX/VMS
      Cis co IOS
      Genius Plus
      LightWorks


      If I ever saw this junk on a resume coming into my office I would throw it right into the garbage after reading this piece alone. If you told me anything remotely similar to this I would end the interview right away.

      You claim to be 25 and have used or administered Atari? Commodore64? What true experience do you have on these and how do they benefit me today?

      All of this and the only Novell stuff you list is ZenWorks. If you never had the displeasure of managing a Netware 2.x or 3.12 network, then you were not as heavy into the computer stuff as you claim for the early to mid 90's time-frame.

      Also, if you ever told me that you learned this by doing and reading on your own, have not taken a class since 7th grade, and said that one book would be all the computer knowledge you need, I would cease all communications at that point.

      You are padding your above post just like you probably pad your resume. Saying that you don't tell your employers about a cert (any cert) is saying that you don't care about your career. Then boasting about having access to a million dollar MRI scanner? Bah, I am no more than 4 years older than you and I manage all technology for 4 mid-sized companies, and 1 small office. Mid-sized here is defined as 20-100 million dollars per year in revenue. I am designing and planning a network that spans continents. I recommend and *BUY* those 1 million dollar pieces of equipment for some of the things my companies do.

      All of this because of education, career planning, and "thinking outside of the box" (you too can learn the key management phrases in management classes). Don't be so cocky thinking you know it all, and you will see how much you don't know. You, sir, are in stage 2 of the 4 stage "Becoming a real IT person" development cycle.

    4. Re:Experience from a MCSE by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Well, thank you for at least acknowledging AC status. As such, I want to thank you for your comments. However, this was not intended as a resume posting. See comments below.

      If I ever saw this junk on a resume coming into my office I would throw it right into the garbage after reading this piece alone. If you told me anything remotely similar to this I would end the interview right away.

      And that would be your perogative. As I mentioned elsewhere on this thread, I don't put that stuff on my resume. I'm not looking for a job either.

      You claim to be 25 and have used or administered Atari? Commodore64? What true experience do you have on these and how do they benefit me today?

      Yep. Born and bred in the personal computer age. I've been using, administering, and coding on computers for about 18 years now. So, back in 1985-1986 was when I was enrolled in a NASA Horizons Education program... they were teaching us about how to program computers, televisions, vcrs, and so forth (age 7 or so).

      Now then, regarding how does it benefit you today? I'm not sure. My original post and comments were directed towards the claim that one ought to expose one's self to as many operating systems as possible. Moreover, one ought to concentrate on commonalities amongst OSs rather than differences. Reading Knuth's 'Art of Programming' is a good lesson on the mathematics and structure of file systems, data structures, and user interfaces, which are shared by all OSs. So, the benefit is, perhaps, a better understanding of the operating-systems, through comparative analysis.

      All of this and the only Novell stuff you list is ZenWorks. If you never had the displeasure of managing a Netware 2.x or 3.12 network, then you were not as heavy into the computer stuff as you claim for the early to mid 90's time-frame.

      How does that follow? I work for research universities, which typically don't use Netware equipment. I used to provide tech support to three floors of data processing workers at an insurance company, who used ZenWorks in conjunction with Windows95 and WindowsNT. That was a summer job. Big deal. I would point out that three of those operating systems are included in that one summer job alone.

      Also, if you ever told me that you learned this by doing and reading on your own, have not taken a class since 7th grade, and said that one book would be all the computer knowledge you need, I would cease all communications at that point.

      Well, rest assured that I wouldn't tell you anything as dull and dreary as that. Rather, I'd tell you that I received the Congressional Information Act Scholarship of 1994, and spent a year traveling abroad in Post-Soviet Bloc countries (lived mostly in Brno, CZ), studying information technologies and international telecommunications at the University of Brno. (Member of CERN)

      After that, I was employed at the University of Chicago (home of Nuclear Bomb, Genetics, et al), as a Computing Assistant (I,II,III), Systems Engineer, and Network Engineer. (Adjunct member of CERN; associated with Argonne Nat'l Labs, and so forth). After that, I would tell you that I currently work at Columbia.

      So, no... I did not learn all this by doing and reading on my own. I've been gainfully employed by a major research university, which is where I learned all this. And no, I haven't taken a computer science class since 7th grade. And yes, I still stand by my claim that Donald Knuth's book 'The Art of Programming' is the best book on computer programming, and is all the computer knowledge that a person needs. Obviously, you haven't read it (Granted, the MIX programming language is arguably out of date, but the algorithms and mathematics are 100% applicable in every operating system around).

      You are padding your above post just like you probably pad your resume.

      Well, I certainly don't try to pad my posts or my resumes. You have to remember, that administrators can share authority on machines. I never claimed that I had sole-authority over all these machines. But, actually... I could back all that up with references, so I don't need to worry about it. Besides, I don't put it down on my resume.

      Saying that you don't tell your employers about a cert (any cert) is saying that you don't care about your career.

      Either that, or it is a demonstration of strategic thinking. Specifically, I'm out of the rat race regarding certifications and tech trends. I don't have a single computer class on my transcript, I've gotten rid of the transcript, and I'm working based on experience and ability, now days. Also, I'm getting paid alot more, nowdays, since I've migrated to VMS/VAX/Solaris systems.

      Then boasting about having access to a million dollar MRI scanner?

      Heck yeah. Call it strategic planning for medical school, and conducting original research. A nMRI scanner which is legally and operationally slated for research isn't all that common, actually. Anyhow, I'm not a technician.

      Bah, I am no more than 4 years older than you and I manage all technology for 4 mid-sized companies, and 1 small office.

      Congradulations. Good for you. I'm surprised that, at this level, you haven't read the 'Art of Programming' yet.

      Mid-sized here is defined as 20-100 million dollars per year in revenue. I am designing and planning a network that spans continents. I recommend and *BUY* those 1 million dollar pieces of equipment for some of the things my companies do.

      I never said that there were not other people in the world who have similar experience, who do similar things, or are more advanced in other areas than I am.

      All of this because of education, career planning, and "thinking outside of the box" (you too can learn the key management phrases in management classes). Don't be so cocky thinking you know it all, and you will see how much you don't know. You, sir, are in stage 2 of the 4 stage "Becoming a real IT person" development cycle.

      Naw, I know very little. As Socrates said, all I know is that I know nothing. Anyhow, allusions to Plato's Alegory of the Cave and VR Caves aside, I never claimed that I know it all. All I claimed (or meant to claim) was that a person ought to study the general algorithms and mathematics of file systems, data structures, and user interfaces. After knowing those general algorithms, most all operating systems typically become mere instances of those algorithms and mathematics. (And, yes, those algorithms and maths are in Khuth's book, 'The Art of Programming'). As such, a person can then concentrate on other classes and other goals, rather than being stuck in a rat race of trying to keep up with the latest certifications and trends in technology.

      Anyhow, I hope that I never 'Become a real IT person'. I'd like to become a medical doctor. My thinking is that tending to other people is better than tending to technology. But that is only my opinion.

    5. Re:Experience from a MCSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, I wouldn't take that dare, as I don't put that stuff on my resume anyhow. Now then, did I claim that I know all of 'all that stuff'. I merely mentioned that I've admined or had root access on the previously mentioned operating systems.

      Then why did you list it all here? Showing off? And since when do some of those OSes have a "root" anyway? Also, so you had root, big deal. Do you have any idea how many OSes a person can have root on if they install it themselves at work?

      And, as far as network engineering goes, it's much better to have one person who knows 10% of each, if that 10% happens to be network protocol stacks and device drivers.

      Wow, you really all full of shit and you just proved it. Network engineering has to do with the systems that are in place and will be in place in the future. What do protocol stacks and device drivers have to do with anything when it comes to network engineering? We have a protocol X network. This client supports the protocol and has a driver for the card. What else is there to know, really?

      Moreover, do you think that CTOs and CIOs are specialists? Naw... they're generalists, who hire and oversee specialists.

      I agree but again, you are working against yourself. People like myself are the specialist. When it comes to your and my world, doing what a CxO does isn't possible. Do you think companies will hire you as a sysadmin since you know a little bit about everything and then hire peers to make up for the expertise you lack?

      (Besides, I'm not at all sure how somebody can know '10%' or '70%' of a system. What, exactly, is the metric by which this claim is being based?)

      Oh jesus, quit splitting hairs, you're pathetic. You know what I mean.

      Working as a systems engineer and network engineer at the worlds largest insurance corporation and at a major research university sounds like 'AT WORK' experience to me.

      Which of of your former employers ran Atari?

    6. Re:Experience from a MCSE by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Then why did you list it all here?

      Well, I was arguing the point that there is a commonality amongst all of these operating systems... that is, they all have file systems, they all utilize data structures, and they all have user interfaces.

      And since when do some of those OSes have a "root" anyway? Also, so you had root, big deal.

      I agree that having root is no big deal, and I agree that not all of those OS have a specifically defined 'root', per se. In fact, many of those operating systems also lack a journaling filesystem, file security, user level security, and cryptography.

      Do you have any idea how many OSes a person can have root on if they install it themselves at work?

      Exactly! You've hit thethe nail on the head! It's very easy! But what you've just described is completely outside of the logic box for most people, as their 'job description' doesn't include a blurb about 'Incumbent will be responsible for researching operating system methods and functions, and developing reports on interconnectivity issues of said operating systems.'

      Furthermore, in context of the above mentioned article, I believe that you have provided some supporting argument that a person shouldn't confine themselves to a single certification and and/or degree. It's very easy to install a bunch of operating systems for work, and have yourself your own testing LAN. All you need is a router, some CAT5 cabling, and a dozen workstations. My point is, don't go for the operating specific certification... I've been down that road, and it's only luke warm. There are, in my opinion, better pastures and forests elsewhere.

      Network engineering has to do with the systems that are in place and will be in place in the future. What do protocol stacks and device drivers have to do with anything when it comes to network engineering? We have a protocol X network. This client supports the protocol and has a driver for the card. What else is there to know, really?

      Good question. I'll answer it:

      Scenario: Your hiring boss has just been awarded a $2.5M grant to build a picture archiving and communication system (PACS) for the local library of science and medicine. This project has to be completed in 10 months. You've been hired as a Systems Engineer to make this project happen. Your salary is $11/hr, no benefits, other than the opportunity to do some real network engineering and be exposed to lots of technology.

      Here are project details: Now, because this is a major research university, this picture archiving system has got to be able to display scientific and medical grade pictures obtained from network resources as diverse as nuclear magnetic resonance imaging (nMRI) scanners , scanning electron microscopes, and orbital space telescopes (such as the Hubble Telescope). It's also got to support networked file systems, grid networking, and other distributed file systems protocols (such as Kerberos, LDAP, DDNS, VOIP, PXE, and Fast-Ethernet). Plus, it's going to support virtual reality technologies, including stereo 3d viewing, immersive visualization, collaborative computing. Your goal is to make sure that all of this equipment, which has been purchased, works correctly, can communicate with the University's data backup storage servers, and can transmit information consistently, correctly, and securely between nodes.

      Now then, to complicate matters, network protocols haven't been completely written for most of this tech. It's not available at your local Staples or BestBuy; and it's custom built by the engineers in the AstroPhysics, Radiology, and Chemistry departments. Your job is to research network protocol stacks, device drivers, and operating systems to make sure that Joe, who is on a Solaris/VMS system in Radiology, can transmit data to Sue, who is running Windows/DOS in Chemistry. (Specifically, the job calls for Joe and Sue to both be able to go to the PACS at the local library, and pull up files from their respective departments on the same machine). Then, for kicks, Chris from Astrophysics joins them, and want's to show off new pics from the Irix/Linux systems that AstroPhysics is using. Then, to make things really fun, you have to use a new operating system which hasn't been publically released yet (Windows Longhorn, for example), becuase you have access to the MS TechNet program, and your university gets Beta Testing and Evaluation copies of it's operating system directly from a site-license with Microsoft.

      On top of that, this PACS system is going to have 100 nodes, running multiple operating systems. Some nodes will have multiple network cards running multiple protocol stacks (IP and IPv6 specifically... you'll have to have dedicated hardware to connect to the other Universities running IPv6). This is because you have to support everybody's ideas and implementations, no matter how diverse. Your job is to make sure that all of this works. Saying, 'This is the client and this is the protocol stack' is not an option, because it's a research university.

      Now then. When you think you have an answer which satisfied all objective and goals, previously stated, check out this link:

      USITE:Crerar

      That was our answer to the problem.

      I agree, but again, you are working against yourself. People like myself are the specialist. When it comes to your and my world, doing what a CxO does isn't possible. Do you think companies will hire you as a sysadmin since you know a little bit about everything and then hire peers to make up for the expertise you lack?

      Fair enough. You're a specialist, I'm a generalist. As far as your question goes, well, people do get hired as network admins since they know a little bit about everything (jack-of-all-trades); and then hire peers to make up for expertise they lack. Management (and network engineers) are expected to be generalists and to be able to handle a wide array of situations.

      Besides, I'm not at all sure how somebody can know '10%' or '70%' of a system. What, exactly, is the metric by which this claim is being based? Oh jesus, quit splitting hairs, you're pathetic. You know what I mean.

      Not really. I used to think I knew '90%' about Windows NT 4. Hell, I had a certification in it. Then, I worked on that multimillion dollar PACS system project. My certification, at best, tought me about 10% of the knowledge I needed for that job. The more experienced I get with technology and computers, the more I am convinced that most measurement systems are arbitrary and relative.

      Which of of your former employers ran Atari?

      The University of Chicago. (Amongst others)

  149. So that's why everyone says they're an engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Virtually every job ad I've looked at required *at least* a BS, and many even want a masters
    So that's why everyone says they're an engineer.

    Do a quick corresponence course and get the same title as someone with a four year degree.

  150. cs grad programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    i used to be a member of the "learn at home" crowd, and have $20k of hardware at home to show for it. clearly you could spend $700 on a used sparc box, and $700 on a used nokia/checkpoint box, and go from there.

    but i just finished my first semester in cs grad school at columbia (in ny), after being out of school for a decade, and without having an undergrad cs degree- and i can't speak highly enough about it.

    there's a lot of coding, so it's not as appropriate for someone who's more on the admin side, but when you code something you really have to understand what's going on under the surface, and it makes later admin learning come much more easily.

    that said, on the admin side, i've also sent people to sun's various admin classes, and they've always had great things to say about them.

  151. User Groups by Thyrsus · · Score: 1

    Find the local user groups associated with your topic(s). Usually the meetings feature a talk on some aspect of the topic; some (such as trilug.org) frequently have in-depth classes, cheap or free.

  152. Worth of Certifications and Hiring Patterns by Phranklin · · Score: 1

    Truth be told, typically the managers that seriously require certifications are people that aren't very technical themselves. They assume that people who have passed the test can save the day when things go wrong. They don't understand that, just as you said, the instructors of these classes lead you in the direction of getting a passing grade, and focus very little on understanding the ins and outs of the systems. It's in the best interest of the instructors to get you to pass the test, so that's what they do...

    IMHO, these certifications don't really account for too much legitimate knowledge. After working for 3 or so years, my company hired another tech guy with his MCSE. I have no certifications, and they guy would constantly ask me questions about NT because I'd spent my time in the trenches, and knew the systems.

    My advice to you is to try your best to get a job. If you have to, go ahead and get a certification, but understand what you're getting. It's worth may lie in your employability, and not in your skills... Once you have your job, bask in an environment where you legitimately gain new and useful skills and knowledge.

  153. WAKE UP, YOU'RE DREAMING by CAIMLAS · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, it's true. You're dreaming. You are in a fictional bubble world where jobs exist in the computer industry (particularly NYC, of all places to expect such a thing to be the case!), minimal computer knowledge (a single OS - Windows, at that), minimal applicable networking knowledge, an unrealistic expectation of educational facilities and organizations, and a truely truely perverse view of what you think you're worth to the economy.

    First off: where have you been? The economy has been in increased recession for the last two years, nearly. I know of people in large metropolitan areas who have 4 year CS degrees at prestigious schools, plus 2+ years of high level administration experience making 22.5k USD a year, with no benefits.

    Meanwhile, here you are, a -Windows- administrator (do not even think of calling that a sysadmin - sysadmin is a UNIX has always been UNIX-specific), just expecting for someone to bight your resume? I've got news for you: if you haven't figured out yet after sending out even 400 applications that you're under-qualified for the kinds of jobs you're applying for, you need a serious reality adjustment.

    If anything, the type of job you've applied for is the type that companies are cutting back on the most, relying on a skeleton crew until the recession ends.

    If you really want to work with computers, -try- and get a tech support job. I wish you luck. You'll need it.

    I know of quite a few people who are stellar programmers, experienced UNIX sysadmins and windows administrators - your all-around qualified individuals for pretty damned near anything you could put them to - who are working tech-support level jobs right now because there's just nothing else in the field available. Given your (apparent) mindset, you'd be bantha fodder against people like this, even with 4 more years of schooling.

    Now, I too find I learn in the same fashion that you do - it only makes sense, because most humans do. It's the way we've been designed, evolved - whatever. The point being, what you're asking for is direct hands-on tutlage or an apprenticeship. If it's apprenticeship you want, seek out a company and ask to pay them to work under strict supervision of their dominant sysadmin. That's probably your best chance.

    Here is my honest and most sincere advice for you: forget about computers. There are many, many more qualified people, many, many more -skilled- people. It's a recession, for crying out loud - one that doesn't promise to let up for a while, either, as any Econ 101 student would be able to tell you. Use your head and go to school for something that's got a fairly high failsafe level with a diverse career choice after graduation - like a business or telecommunications major. You've already demonstrated your lack of head for computers by asking one too many stupid questions.

    --
    ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  154. Get out of IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steps to take:
    1.Learn(by force)and master C++.
    2.Learn to dress & speak. Cut your pony tail off,fag.
    3.Setup Monster.com acct.
    4.Show up to interview.
    5.Begin Monday.

    Step 1 took me 2 years and rest was beaten into me by my older brother who is an accountant. I have six years of experience and make about 75k/yr. I'm 25yrs old and have been working on my BS in Computer Science for 5 years now(sdsu). I am just happy to never need a certification in my life. Those commercials on the radio drive me nuts.

    Now if I can only get my credit rating out of the f'ing sewer.

  155. Just get a job, don't bother with the tests. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extra certification won't help the fact that you haven't worked in 2 years. If you haven't worked in 2 years, you could have a 175 IQ and be able to optimize code in your sleep and your resume will get circular-filed as soon as it hits the HR desk.

    I went through this same song and dance, sending my resume out countless times with no response, until I just gave up and signed on with a temp agency. A couple weeks of shit work got me a job at a help desk, and a month and a half of that (plus vigorous updated-resume submissions) got me a job as a junior architect at Macromedia. The cure for a stale resume is work, not training.

  156. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1
    Now that IT jobs are following the manufacturing jobs, what are the displaced resident workers supposed to do?

    Well, the only thing I can think of is prostitution. That, and start finding a way to get rid of as many Asian IT workers as possible - but that's not really feasable.

    --
    ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  157. An Instructor Speaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll have to excuse the AC posting, but I don't want to be discussing this with my boss on Monday morning. I'm an instructor for Global Knowledge. I teach Cisco and UNIX/LINUX courses. Unfortunately, I don't think that you can simple find a school with good instructors, one with a focus other then exams, or one with great facilities. Each branch of a school is independent and unique, and more importantly, good instructors aren't a product of a specific school. One instructor at a school may be great, the next horrible. Tomorrow the great instructor may take a new job at another school, and the whole game changes. If you want to take, as an example, an ICND (for CCNA certification) course, get recommendations from friends for a specific instructor. When you register for the course, first find out when that instructor is scheduled to teach, and choose the best timing for you from that list. Worry less about the school and the equipment. The instructor makes a class good, everything else is very much second order.

  158. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by t0qer · · Score: 1

    i have been to india, hell i work for an outsourcing company who has offices in both the US and india.

    Wow, actually someone from inside the outsourcing industry. Mind if I ask a few questions??

    Do you think foriegn outsourcing of development tasks is a good or bad thing for the American economy?

    My opinion on foriegn outsourcing is , I can understand a companies obligation to it's shareholders to stay in business, but I also feel if you HQ yourself here, you need to hire people from here.

  159. Check Your Resume by Feilgling · · Score: 1

    If you are not getting responses then maybe there is something wrong with your resume.

    Is it too long? Spelling? Grammar? Is the layout pleasing to the eye? Before you try improving your resume with certs, fix the easy stuff first.

    (Editing is faster than education.)

  160. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by KDan · · Score: 1

    Switzerland 0wnz j00... :-)

    Tip: Don't move to Geneva, there's fuck all jobs around here. Been looking for the last 8 months or so. Every single job has about 200 qualified people applying. Zurich is more lively, on the other hand, from what I've heard. I'm thinking of moving there if I find a job in the area.

    Daniel

    --
    Carpe Diem
  161. You'd be wrong by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Certifications are not enough to make you magically get a job, but they do help. Experience and your attitude are, of course, the two most important factors BY FAR, however certification are a good added bonus. If I had two otherwise equal seeming candidates but one had relivant certifications and one had none, I'd take the certified guy. Why? Same reason I'd prefer someone with a university degree (regardless of field) over someone without. It shows the willingness to go some extra distance.

    Also certification can help you get entry level positions. When you are talking entry level well, yuo are of course talking little experience (that's what entry means). Certifications can help show that you do know something about the field (even if it is all book learning) and that you are motivated to learn about it.

    Again, we aren't talking magic silve bullet that will make the job offers pile up, but they can help give you an extra edge that may get you a job over someone else, or at least in to the interview room.

  162. Specialize by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 2, Informative
    I wouldn't really agree. Well, it might go okay, but I think there's a real benefit in specializing. As time has gone on I've become more and more specialized in the tools, languages, and environments I use. In part I can do this because I get to choose my environments, which I know isn't possible in lots of jobs. But still -- if you commit to something, and you're thoughtful enough to commit to something that warrants it, it pays off.

    For instance, I write about 95% of my code these days in Python. I'm really good at Python. Yeah, I know, a good programmer can learn any language quickly, and knowledge of a language doesn't make you a good programmer. But it makes a big difference for productivity. It also means that you can get more attention in those jobs that require your specific skill. My experience in other languages is very important to me, but there's another kind of experience that you can only achieve with expertise.

    The jack of all trades is sometimes called for. But the jack of all trades must rely on networking -- because there's a lot of them out there. Sure, some are better than others, but you're still just an IT handyman. You'll need to distinguish yourself with something other than your resume.

    The specialist may have only a small pool of jobs they are right for. But they are very right for those jobs. You can be good, you can attain real expertise in your field, people outside of your workplace might even know who you are. If you aren't good at networking through personal connections, then specialization is the only way you'll become networked.

    Of course, you're betting on the technology, and if you bet long enough you'll always lose. Becoming a Tcl expert a while ago would have probably worked well, but now it's tanked. The mainframe specialists are all having hard times now. Eventually you'll become out of date, so you have to know when to jump ship for another specialty.

  163. Just a note by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    If a real BS is simply out of range for you or the like, or if a standard university like a state school will not work in your schedule, look at the University of Phoenix. They are a real, accredited institution that is specifically tailored to people already in the workforce getting a degree, and they are respected.

  164. New York area training by SystemicRisk · · Score: 2, Informative

    In NYC a local Linux group, NYLXS, provides the best value for money training that I have found. www.nylxs.com

  165. Go Back To Starbucks, Please. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 1



    Short version: Get the fuck out of my industry, k? thx. Bye.

    Long version: If you havent figured it out by now, you probably never will -- Windows people are a dime a dozen. Sure, you can be good at what you do, but guess what..theres a million other spuds out there just like you. No amount of certifications is going to change that. Trying to get a job doing Windows crap is like going to the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard. You'de be smart to reconsider your career objectives. Considering your hit-to-miss ratio, The IT industry may not be for you, thats all.

    Cheers,

    --
    Bowie J. Poag

    1. Re:Go Back To Starbucks, Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm a windows guy, and at least i have a fucking job, jackass. while you go junkyard diving, cashing unemployment, and returning bottles to pay for your wedding, i'll be working and making more money than you.

  166. WARNING by Jayso · · Score: 1

    whatever you do...do your research on the schools you are looking at, not by talking with the representatives but acutally talking with students that go there and get their opinions. I am currently enrolled at ITT Tech and i will say that it has been too much money and not enough on their part..

  167. Case In Point... by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 1



    Last year alone, IBM recieved over 230,000 job applications. Guess how many of those people they hired?

    Go on, guess.

    100,000?

    50,000?

    10,000?

    Super Colon Blow?

    Zero. Infact, its worse than zero. Out of 230,000 job applications, IBM accepted 0. Infact, they cut more than 3000 jobs during the last fiscal year.

    Source: Forbes Magazine, last month. Have fun.

    Cheers,

    --
    Bowie J. Poag

    1. Re:Case In Point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not entirely true. Ok so I was hired in October 2001, but several other members of my team were hired during 2002(IBM mobiles Tech support, Greencok/Scotland/UK/Europe (http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~pad00e/ibm/virtual/tours .html)). All of these were contractors through Adecco, but some also got IBM contracts during 2002.

      What landed the job for me was not my Certifications. It was language skills. Knowing another language than English, at least in Europe with lots of small countries with their own native languages can get you a tech support job quite easily. I supported Norwegian and Swedish customers. As far as I know they still need more people.

  168. CIW and SIG's/study groups by rjnagle · · Score: 1

    It's a very debatable point about whether certs mean diddlysquat in today's market. I tend to think they help a bit for entry level and mid level jobs, but you have to be able to demonstrate that you have more than that...experience, potential, initiative.

    I've been pursuing the Master CIW Administrator cert. Not particularly well known, but it tests on a lot of core networking and server techologies without bogging you down on proprietary stuff.

    Enroll in a cert only if the knowledge is interesting, not because you think the cert will influence people. Certs don't impress, but knowledge does.

    I tend to recommend against taking classes like that. If you are in a big city, it's possible to find study groups or special interest groups about special topics. In houston we have Hal-PC which has study groups on these certifications. For free!

    Unless the cost of the hardware is way out of your league (i.e. more than 1000), it's probably a good idea to do the configuration and learning on your own system than at some school. You'll learn more from the ground up.

    --
    Robert Nagle, Idiotprogrammer, Houston
  169. Community College by dmarx · · Score: 1

    Try your local community college. The courses are cheap, and the chances are the teacher won't teach to the exam.

    --
    "Do I dare disturb the universe?"
  170. Redhat certs by coxsonetodd · · Score: 1

    Are the RHCE and RHCT certs as "hot" as some say they are? I would like to work with linux as a career when I get out of college, and was wondering if anyone has any thoughts on these two certs as an option...

  171. ITI Cost/Benefit analysis by arrogance · · Score: 1

    I went to ITI about 3 years ago. It's strong on methodology and has pretty good breadth in terms of curriculum (HTML/Client side scripting, VB 6 (3 years ago), Java, and Oracle. Each section was a 2 or 3 month project, and that was cool too: you work in teams for 3 months at a time. It prepares you for what you might be doing, and you get to do different things: project management, coding, testing, documentation, although you still have to do a certain amount of actual coding every time.

    The problems were that it's expensive, a huge amount of the cash goes to marketing (BTW, they didn't design the website themselves, they contracted it out or at least they had when I was there), and consequently there wasn't enough money to hire and hold the best teachers or to provide the best software (some of the software decisions seemed to be more about $$ than quality). It also seems they spend too much money on the campuses: it's seems like they're trying to prove to you that they're successful but what they're really doing is spending your tuition on swanky downtown offices.

    I was also disappointed with the lack of follow through in the projects: we brought them up to a certain point in the SDLC, them just left them there: no deployment, no real testing process, no evolve or transition phases....

    They do have a pretty good track record in terms of placement. I got a good job, but it was as much from networking as the schooling. I do feel that it prepared me for the job market, but another problem was that the marking was way too easy: unless you were stupid or you smoked up before every exam, you'd get A/A+ on everything. But you get what give: if you worked really hard (and there were the resources there to learn from including a good supply of books, labs, CBTs, and supplementary materials and projects in the curriculum reading), then you could really learn something. Perhaps they should concentrate more on the quality of the grads (some of the people who graduated didn't have a clue about technology/programming/IT when they left) than the placement rate/graduation rate. Even if someone gives you $30k, you're still allowed to fail the f&*ckers.

  172. Certs aren't the only answer by 9jack9 · · Score: 1
    Certifications aren't the only answer. Certs do help, but there's a lot more you can do.

    Beat your resume to death. It should be completely error-free. No spelling errors. No capitalization errors. No formatting errors. Examine it with a critical eye for presentation. Be truthful, but any skill that you genuinely have is in there. Get the buzzwords in. If your resume shows that you're older than 40 or 45, then consider removing those references.

    Give your resume to many recruiters. It won't necessarily get you a job, but at least you'll have some else with some vested interest in getting you employed.

    You need some claim to fame besides general NT administration. NT administrators are more plentiful than stray cats and dogs. (No we need a spay and release program?) If you do NT, then you need something else. Scripting. Programming. Networks. Linux. Databases. Citrix. Something.

    Get a day job. 2001 and 2002 saw a great winnowing of the IT ranks, particularly in the Windows infrastructure area. You may need to face that it is going to be a long time before you're back in IT.

    Get a degree. Even a two-year degree.

    For experience, try volunteering. Find a non-profit that needs IT done. Work for them for free. Don't try to milk it for employment, just spend, say, 8 hours a week fixing their computer problems. There are many benefits, not the least of which is that you can legitimately claim it as experience on your resume.

    Join user groups.

    Build stuff at home. Buy surplus equipment. Install stuff. Buy a router simulator. Don't tell people in an interview that you have a network at home. Talk about it in terms of a "lab environment", or a "small network". If they want details, then tell them it's a home lab.

    Good luck.

  173. Work for free by tantech · · Score: 1
    It's not as absurd as it may sound. I couldn't get a job for 6 months after graduating at the top of my class, with good internship experience, great recommendation letters, etc.

    While working as a caddy in a golf course, I met my current employer. We talked, he had a good impression, and asked me to go in for a more detailed discussion (not really an "interview").

    After we talk more, and I liked his style, so I said "Why don't I come in and learn and get used to this company while you're thinking about hiring me? This would help you make a better decision too."
    "How much pay are you looking for?"
    "I'm not concerned with that now, but I want to convince you that you should hire me."
    "Be here 9am Monday." I did work for free for a few weeks, but was hired. If I didn't do that, I would probably still be waiting tables and handing out golf clubs.

    I'm not saying you should not care about pay. I'm thinking that you're a smart guy who's willing to make the extra effort, and you have the experience. It is hard to separate yourself from the 10 other guys looking for the same job as you; this way you're almost "hiring yourself" for the job, as they will see that you're a worthy candidate.

    As far as specific skills needed, you will even find out more by being IN the company instead of looking from the outside. Then you can pick it up with the help of others in the company, or do whatever method you think is best as suggested by /.er's here. The key is to be HONEST and not try to give them the impression that you know more than you do, or you'd be screwed quickly.

    Good luck. It's a tough market so try to be creative to separate yourself from the others.

    1. Re:Work for free by dentar · · Score: 1

      DON'T do this. Working for free worked for this guy, but it won't for the vast majority of people. Your best bet if you can't get a job is to do freelancing or start a company. It costs all of about 100 bucks with your secretary of state if you want to incorporate. You'll have to learn some tax laws, but big whoop. My corporation is 9 months old today and it's paying the bills. No headhunters have called me since 2001, and the job market here in Cincinnati is worse than that, it's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim. It's worse than that, it's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead!

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      -- I am. Therefore, I think!
  174. Some ideas to try by LinearBob · · Score: 1

    I worked for a major research facility and after 7 years there, became unemployed (for reasons that are a long story not relevant here.) I soon realized that I had to find a way to change my own perspective. I did several things:

    1) I looked for a group of similarly situated people. Here in Silicon (Silly Con?) Valley, there is a no cost organization for unemployed professional and technical people called Promatch. Promatch is a chapter of Experience Unlimited, and costs you nothing but a few hours eac week. Look for Experience Unlimited in your area. The Promatch URL: www.promatch.org.

    2) I went back to school on a one class per term basis. In particular, I went to a community college. In this area, one of the best is DeAnza College in Cupertino. Can you imagine a router lab featuring 24 live Cisco routers(something like 8 different models) I couldn't until I saw them, and what really blew me away was that they were all donated. These were not old, out of date junk, but new and pretty much the stuff you see in the "Real World."

    And again, I met a lot more people I would not have met any other way. As I said before, having a contact inside a company can be priceless.

    3) I am 60, and as an engineer, I know that I probably will not land another full time job, so I decided to get a business license and try doing some consulting. I am currently working on 3 projects.

    The first project is a biofeedbeck device. We now have one patent applied for, and another patent we are investigating. Both patents will have my name on them. Eventually this could become a viable company (and an income.)

    The second project is a electrical power monitor for small businesses. This power monitor would be on a company's LAN and appear as an internal web site, where it would provide a running plot of power consumption over the past 24 hour and give an estimate their power bill. If they have "time of use" billing, this energy usage plot could be worth BIG BUCKS.

    My third project involves a chemical vapor deposition system, to coat teflon tubing (inside and outside) with an anti-coagulant layer a few molecules thick. My job will be designing and building some high power (kilowatt level) RF equipment in a high volume manufacturing environment.

    I also have a part-time job working one morning per week on a mountaint top just south of San Francisco, maintaining a 60 kilowatt UHF television transmitter. This is my only steady income.

    You need to get into circulation to make new contacts. BTW, drop that shotgun resume. Every resume you write should be customized for the specific job you want, with a custom cover letter. This is where your contacts will come in handy, because most jobs are not advertised. I think you can do better hunting with a rifle instead of using a shotgun.

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    An analog gray hair frantically clinging to the trailing edge of technology. :-)
  175. OOST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took Object Oriented Software Technology in Calgary, AB (Canada) and it placed me where I was hired and continue to work. Problem is, it was about 14k(us) and I am not really using a thing I learned, so basically I bought a job. Kind of a joke but I AM working and the experience I have gained will let me basically walk into any shop I choose. Now was it worth it? I dunno, I pay more for my student loans than I do rent, but eventually they will be paid-off and my salary will increase. I have had 4 promotions in under 2 years.... I would say the fact that I used 14k to get my foot into a door was well worth it.

    I myself looked into ITI, but it seemed to orient towards analysis and that just doesnt (err didnt at the time) interest me. That and the fact that one of their offices filed for Chapter 11, sort of scared me away.

  176. Original poster responds by VE3THX · · Score: 1

    Thanks to one and all for your suggestions, and I'll certainly take a few to heart.

    At 41 (without a degree) and having been out of the IT workplace for 2+ years, I don't have the time or money to go the full college route, and I neither need nor want to take English, Philosophy, basket weaving or anything else right now. I need to quickly bolster my skills in areas that are directly relevant to the end of the market I wish to re-enter, namely systems or network administration.

    I worked as a contractor since '94 (home users, SoHo, etc), got NT in '97 and worked 3 years in the PHB-world (and loved every minute of it). When I moved to the US from Canada in 2000 it took 9 months to get work status here, and by then the dotcoms were falling one-a-minute and nobody was hiring. Then 9/11 came up and I've not even gotten more than 2 nibbles after that. Huge resume gaps are just not in demand any more, alas. :)

    I finally found a great looking tech school for Cisco (TCY Technologies in Manhattan). Lots of eBay'ed routers--one dedicated per student--small classes, motivated and intelligent teachers and fellow students that could just as well be my co-workers or bosses (I mean that in a good way). In other words, not Lowest Common Denominator "what's a subnet" career-changers or UI voucher recipients. I'll take the advice of many posters here and take my Solaris training directly from Sun rather than through a school.

    I've decided to take A+ and Net+ on my own, and try for the following certs: CCNA, CCNP, CSS-1 and Solaris Admin I & II. I also want to fill in the gaps of my Winblows knowledge with 70-210, 215 and maybe 216, but I still haven't found a decent M$ school for these yet.

    I also took to heart what many have said about there being something with my resume that's raising flags, and if anybody's any good with resumes and is willing to assist, I'd gladly take comments and suggestions.

    I really enjoy SA/network admin work, I don't mind staying till 2AM to check on a critical process, work weekends to ensure backups are complete or go under desks and pull Cat5. Heck, I don't even mind dealing with (l)users day to day. I'm good at what I do and I want to do more of it. I have no interest in coding whatsoever (more power to ya, and less competition from me!).

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    Cheers, PJ Dougherty
    1. Re:Original poster responds by kfuq · · Score: 1

      Sun Microsystems has some online certifications. I was kinda suprised on how reasonable the prices are for them too. cLiCKhERe

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      iF yOu WAnT to C YOUr iP agaIn gAThEr tWO MilLIon dOLLArS IN Non - cONsEcuTivE TweNtY's AnD AWaiT FuRThER iNstrUctIoN
  177. Columbia's EITM and CTA Programs by floppy+ears · · Score: 1

    I'm probably too late into this discussion to make a difference, but I'd like to draw your attention to two programs at Columbia University.
    The Executive IT Management Program (aka EITM) is designed for people who have a significant amount of technical experience, and that are looking to bolster their managerial skills. It's a one-year program, and it's relatively cheap (about $10k in total). All classes are at night. I don't have any personal experience with this program, but I know the person who runs it, and he is an extraordinarily talented professor.

    The Computer Technology and Applications Program (aka the CTA Program) is probably not advanced enough for you. However, persons in the New York area who are looking to learn about computer technologies from more of a beginner's perspective should check this out. It's a four semester program, so it takes about a year and three months to complete. The total cost is about $12,500.

    My brother is a CTA grad. He stuided C, C++ and Java. And, just one year after graduating, he's now making $85k as a Software Engineer at a finance-related high tech company in New York. Prior to the CTA Program, his only "technical" experience was as a Technical Writer. Now, keep in mind that my brother is very smart and very dedicated, and most people are not going to do as well as he is. But the program is excellent, but it does teach the skills and open some doors.

    I also did the CTA program, but I was in a softer program that emphasized application design and project management. I would not recommend this track.

    The database track is excellent, however, and it gives you significant hands-on experience with Oracle.

    There is also a Networking track. I don't know that much about this track, but my understanding is that it is less well regarded than the programming and database tracks.

    If anyone wants more information about this program, you can email me at: mossmania (NO SPAM PLEASE) at yahoo dot com.

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    "If I could live to be several hundred
    I could take a walk and really wander, really wonder."
  178. What about renewing? by myusername · · Score: 1

    For instance, I got my CCNA in 1999, I now work for a library and take care of 7 branches of computers and networks as a systems admin. My CCNA has now expired, and I know if I renew it, the most I will get is "Oh, thats nice" from the boss. Should I still look into keeping it updated, or does it stand as proof enough that I have received it, and do know what i'm doing. (and no i didn't take a "pump our the certs" course, i tought myself the CCNA and really learned the info not just memorized) The only reason I would really want to renew is so that I could take some of the security certs from cissco that look intersing... any thoughts?

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    Here a Sig There a Sig Everywhere a Sig Sig...
  179. Training Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've recently been to New Horizons in Cincinnati and I didn't have much experience or training and have completed my MCSE. They have an all-inclusive program and a test pass guarantee. During my program I got hand's on instruction classroom machines and could break and fix things as class went and ask the instructor question if there was something that I didn't understand. It's been a great experience. Their number is 513-554-0111 and the person I talked to was at extension 2136.

  180. Sending out resumes is not job hunting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very few people get jobs by having "800 resumes sent out" and waiting for the calls to roll in.

    Talk to a career counselor or read
    What Color Is Your Parachute and learn how to actually find a job.

  181. Job searching and stuff. by Editor-Cert+Times · · Score: 1

    I read this with some disdainful level of interest, mainly because I'd just been terminated from Diablo2 in the midst of a whirlwinding, slashing, capricious caper through the mean little NPC's with my brawny barbarian. Hmmm, says I, he want's a little training so he can put a smiley face on his resume next to a CCNA cert, eh? Well, one shouldn't complain so readily about the "train-to-the-exams" attitude of these schools and boot camps. After all, says I, these companies simply practice the old adage.."Give the People What they Want." And unfortunatly what so many want are IT jobs paying $70,000 and up with out taking the time and effort to actually be competent! Sad but true, har har. Before ye makes me walk the plank you land-lubbin' Slash dotter's here me...Certifications are good for those of ye who've spent the countless hours doing the real grunt work, working with idiot users who think the CD bay is a nice drink holder and a keyboard should work fine even after wiping the peanut butter and jelly from the keys, but too many nincompoops are walking away from the gas station and fast food joints and screaming for certifications. I say we start a new. Make 'em work a help desk for a minimum of a year for the Molly Goodhead Institute for the Criminally insane and holders of IQ's under 80. If they survive, then we move em to bench techs...and so on. We'll weed out the technically challenged in a very short period of time, breath new value into certifications, and the world will be a better place, with cherry blossoms and shapely lasses fogging the glasses of the future Bill Gates (and his eager alter-ego's) of the world....Oh, sorry...was I dreaming again? What I meant to say is, if you find what you are looking for, share the wealth of information. If it's a boot camp, go to the folks at Hands On Technology Transfer. They are notorious for NOT teaching to the exam. Har har...

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    Ben Ice Editor - The Cert Times Slightly off center, more than slightly nuts, and certainly not politically correct
  182. here's what you don't get.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in a bad economy, when demand goes down, the supply is weeded out for the crap, and only the quality people have a job.

    the above fact is the reason why i have a job, Bowie, and you don't.

  183. Cisco = College by Vagary · · Score: 1

    When my alma matter was approached by Cisco and asked to become a training partner they told them to try the local college instead. Plugging together black boxes does not have academic merit.

  184. ITI = Waste of Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These schools are in it for the money and if you dare to refuse the first job opportunity they offer (because you don't want to spend 6 months at minimum wage answering phones) then they stop working for you. They also have a list of companies you're not allowed to approach yourself because they're too busy selling your classmates to them. Avoid these SOBs like the plague and learn what I did, the IT biz will kill you inside 30 seconds if you don't stab someone else in the back first. Grab your own then let the rest die.

  185. Re:a happy techskills student, but heres the rub.. by skimpydog · · Score: 1

    hmm,
    You know, I have been in the computer world for about 10 years, and I have no certs. I took the Jr. College route, and their computer science course was in the first year of this courses existance at this school. We covered Office 97. I was so pissed off. Training on office in a college. I was amaized, not that it was over office; but that we did not even touch Access.
    I took two years at this school before time was costing me too much and school was interferring. Work it was. So i finally quit working fast food, moved to the Dallas area looking for something. Preferably computer related.
    The job thing did not happen. Now I own my own business. Networking, cisco, DB programming, website authoring, NT4, 2000, unix, linux copier fax printer repair, building servers for web, ftp, ssh, smtp pop3, and a lot more.. and the field is changing. Screw what others think. Learn all you can about what ever you can. ..I hate to say this but i mean this literally.. If you specialize your basically selling out. Specializing in something in a compuiter related field, will get you a job, then when you get older and that's all you know... Well i'll just say that my best friends father is going through this now. He's only in his 50's. He knows more than what his resume gives him credit for. Employeers just don't look at those things. His credentials are in programming. Unix mostly, and NT4. But he's not a sys admin, nor does he know all of the details of networking, and securing... More so of the hardcore Database end... So I talked him into going into going into business for himself until the market gets better, ..then he may like what he does.
    I do. Use what you know!
    Skimp
    PS- I'm not saying that school is bad, if you can afford it do it! I'm gonna go back.

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    May your butt stay clean, And your nose-hairs short.
  186. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by msfodder · · Score: 1
    I disagree with your pronouncement on what constitutes "code". In essence all interpreted languages are reduced to your definition of code finally, so the degree of separation you and others find between scripting languages and compiled/low level languages is very fine. According to your assessment java programming is not coding, which is fine but I believe that many programmers would disagree.
    I'll restate more emphatically:
    If you cannot script in the shell (and possibly perl or expect/tcl), if you do not know how a compiler and make works, you are possibly a competent network/hardware jockey, but you are not a good *nix admin and will never be one.
    Finally,if you read the want ads for *nix administrators there are vanishingly few descriptions that want someone without scripting knowledge, for excellent reason.
    There is always application for this kind of knowledge.
    --
    ..Free Live Free...
  187. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    My opinion on foriegn outsourcing is , I can understand a companies obligation to it's shareholders to stay in business, but I also feel if you HQ yourself here, you need to hire people from here.

    I'm with you. How about the flip side too - if a company moves its workforce offshore, the HQ and all the executives should be required to relocate as well. They really should be supervising their workers. :)

  188. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    personally i think it should be done by the best person for the job (ie the best damn coder). weather he is from south africa , germany or the US i dont give to damn's.

    HOWEVER , i dont think money should be factored into the equation. it should be done by the people who have the best capacity to do it.

    but another thing - the HB1 visa program NEEDS to go away, FAR FAR away. i know way to many americans who are unemployed. we do need to work at creating/keeping more jobs here. and american companies are too goddamn focused on $$$ to worry about that.

    the way i see it is simple - these companies are more focused on "cutting" costs than they are at keeping jobs.

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  189. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    only 200 ? hell of alot better than the 4000 we get around here .....
    thanks for the advice.

    and i like the .sig

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  190. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    lemme tell you guys something -- you DO NOT wanna move to india, bad water, bad food, bad pay. not to mention (depending on the part you go to) pakistan always right over your shoulder. NOT a pretty picture.

    Thanks for the warning, but we'd only want to move to the Microsoft MyIndia Outsourcing Campus, which I'm sure is much better than the regular open source Indian model. :)

  191. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    I should have included that I see what you're saying and appreciate the input - just got carried away with the joke. Sorry.

  192. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    If you cannot script in the shell (and possibly perl or expect/tcl), if you do not know how a compiler and make works, you are possibly a competent network/hardware jockey, but you are not a good *nix admin and will never be one.

    thats your opinion bud. not a fact, and in my opinion your wrong.

    and i dont give a good goddamn if some java jockey thinks java is code or not. because it is called a SCRIPTING language for a reason.

    Finally,if you read the want ads for *nix administrators there are vanishingly few descriptions that want someone without scripting knowledge, for excellent reason.

    and if you would read my goddamn post you would have known that i clearly stated *you do not need to know code to be a good admin, and you rarely need to know scripting. * and in case you forget what rare means --

    " seldom occurring or found : UNCOMMON "

    and if you are a half shit admin you should not have to fuck with the production boxes very often. hence scripting is an "UNCOMMON" occurence.
    set it up - let it run. if it breaks fix it. if not DONT REINVENT THE WHEEL.

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  193. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    yeah microsoft campus water is dilluted. this tricks you into thinking its better , but instead of making you just a little sick..... it slowly makes you dumber.

    your welcome for the input ~!~
    ;-)

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  194. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by msfodder · · Score: 1
    If you are a good/excellent admin you don't worry about messing up a production machine through coding or application specific blunders.

    In short you will have to be content worrying about security updates, and making things easier for your users and yourself,and possibly contributing to the global bugfix community.
    Your ignorance is showing when you talk about scripting and scripting applications. Do you even know what expect does/is?
    One thing is certainly obvious: People who know one thing think they know it all. Just because you have root doesn't mean you deserve it.
    --
    ..Free Live Free...
  195. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oops, you're a big fat bozo aren't you?

  196. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    People who know one thing think they know it all. Just because you have root doesn't mean you deserve it. this comment by itself is true.

    about you.

    by this comment "If you are a good/excellent admin you don't worry about messing up a production machine through coding or application specific blunders."

    you show that you have NO FSCKING idea what a production enviroment is really like. were not talking your personal webserver you dipshit. were talking systems that require *as in your job depends on it* five nines. period. end of discusion. if you wanna test development code/ideas on a production system you need help, and a luser account. because you sure as hell are not a real admin.

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  197. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by msfodder · · Score: 1
    Please. You are a very nasty seeming individual. I will try to explain.
    A sandbox is a machine you use to prepare and test ideas to be used on production machines. Perhaps the idea is new to you. But I would suggest it if you would like to go to the next level.

    I daresay I have worked in very diverse and fairly large environments. I have nothing to prove, except what is obvious: Either you know about what I'm talking, or you may get angry and defensive.
    If you have anything reasonable to say and would like to continue without profanity and nastiness I will respond, otherwise this is just a waste of energy.
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    ..Free Live Free...
  198. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by msfodder · · Score: 1

    I can understand this.
    All admins have this experience when working in
    a shop full of programmers.
    One way to solve things is to make it very transparent for the programmers to perform
    routine transactions.
    cgi interfaces are something everybody likes and
    usually can be adapted easily.

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    ..Free Live Free...
  199. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by t0qer · · Score: 1

    Funny thing is, I know american coders who after 2 years of unemployment would LOVE to be paid $5@hr (i'm guessing thats what an equivelent indian would cost)

    They just love what they do, if money were the issue they would get jobs flipping burgers. Hehe, I got turned down by McDonalds, they told me they didn't think I would stick around too long. Oh well.

  200. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    *is not a coder*

    but i do love what i do, and i am starting to learn code. so i can see where they are coming from. i am grossly underpaid now, but there is *NO* market for linux network/system admins where i am. let alone in a *windows free* enviroment.

    PITA part is i have a job offer in houston (im in upstate NY as it is) and am really contemplating moving. but i am nervous cause i dont wanna move and then get dumped in 6 months.

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  201. Re:Well From Experience a MCSA/E A+/CCNA/NET+/RHCE by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    like i said ... you test development code on a development box. call it a petri dish, sandbox or whatever its all the same -- its a testing box.

    i agree with what you just said. but i do not agree with your POV on the code/scripting thing. not like it matters too me, im good at my job and i never have problems with any of the stuff i do. (i even admin off to the side part time as well.) so i guess its whatever works best for the situation your in.

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  202. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by t0qer · · Score: 1

    I would ask what the severance package is, make sure they put it in writing, and maybe try and squeeze the relocating costs out of them.

    Maybe not though, they might not give you anything if you do that. Think of it this way, you just gotta work 3 months to qualify for unemployment again, so in the very least you could use it to qualify for unemployment again (man what a redundant sentance that was)

    I'd do it in a heartbeat if I wasn't married and paying a mortgage.

  203. Re:Nothin, and I mean nothing is getting IT employ by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    ah the advantage of being single and 21 .....

    but really thats a good idea about the severance package, i'll have to check on that. they already offered relocation costs. so thats a bonus.
    TA

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  204. Re:Volunteer - Definitely! by jACL · · Score: 1

    Definitely, volunteering is a method that works. Did a Linux-based system for a school, and there's no better teacher than necessity (as in, "Sure, I can do that!" Hmm...how am I gonna do that?), not to mention something that you can point to as a verifiable demonstration of your skills.

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    "It remains to be seen if the human brain is powerful enough to solve the problems it has created." Dr. Richard Wallace
  205. WYSIWYG is an acronym--the rest aren't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Acronyms can be _pronounced_.

    That's what sets them apart from abbreviations.