Now we all now that most email is delivered promptly by gremlins, but gremlins are hungry and will eat a few bytes here and there.
They also leave waste in the form of spam.
So, I propose that we turn to gnomes to deliver the mail instead, as they are much cleaner, and can be satiated by attaching a file like 'Hamburger.txt'.
"I believe the Running To The Mountain excerpt that ran on Slashdot sold more books than a subsequent appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show."
You must be mistaken. Here at the Oprah Winfrey Show, we are positive that we have more effect on the world than anything else. Please make a note of it. ~The Management
'British Telecom is examining the development of fruit flies, hoping that nature has already found the solution to this problem.'
AT&T has also joined the fray, though it has chosen the hippopotamus as it's bringer of change, and Verizon is leaning toward the studying Brazilians due to their high amounts of energy.
I think the next improvement should be a cynic inside the machine, who would scold you appropriatly if you were listening to N'Sync, or congratulate you for picking Radiohead.
Slashdot's technology can't stop me from breaking in! Watch how the encryption codes unravel, slowly. Motive? shh. It's not for the audience to know. Oh look, Slashdot has emailed the decrypting files I need? Mwahaha, this will be easy, though I will go through it menacingly. That doesn't make sense? Why would anyone pay to see this? shh. What's this? Slashdot has no way of contacting anyone of my intrusion despite it's high tech system. Well, of course, I wouldn't be breaking in if I would actually get caught. And that wouldn't be exciting now would it? So be quiet.
Has any else noticed that the primary buyers of Apple's nowadays are film/photo people? They certianly have a solid market there, but I think it odd that they push themselves so much to compete with PCs when they operate on a seperate level. I know many people who have both, each one for it's own strenghs.
I wonder if we tuned into another planet's radio wave, if we'd be able to watch their soap operas. I watch soaps for 1/2 a day here on Earth, but wouldn't it be great to watch The Alien and the Cybernetic too? Or maybe we'd get to know them by watching their version of Sally Jesse Rapheal?
'Should also make those Karaoke parties a little more tolerable.'
Now wait just a minute here, I don't know where you are from friend but Karaoke is the hottest thing to do! Why, who wouldn't enjoy listening to their favorite songs being decimated by their half-drunk friends? I can think of nothing I'd rather be doing on a Wednesday night at Bill's Kill 'n Grill!
Do you remember the NES game Cowboy Neal and the search for the Missing Karma? I got to level 45 before I realized I wasn't affecting the game through the controller.
Listen, this is just part of the natural evolution of software. If you're right, then it will fail, but perhaps a good quality will emerge into Linux gene-pool before it dies out. This this will continue and must continue or Linux will never improve. QED.
Slashdot Mirror
public class ignite(flag myFlag) {
if(flag.flammable()) {
flag.burn();
}
}
'anti-U.S. sentiment can be used to promote Linux throughout the world,'
Finally, my flag-burning software will get some use! Time to work on my anthrax algorithm.
Now we all now that most email is delivered promptly by gremlins, but gremlins are hungry and will eat a few bytes here and there.
They also leave waste in the form of spam.
So, I propose that we turn to gnomes to deliver the mail instead, as they are much cleaner, and can be satiated by attaching a file like 'Hamburger.txt'.
"I believe the Running To The Mountain excerpt that ran on Slashdot sold more books than a subsequent appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show."
You must be mistaken. Here at the Oprah Winfrey Show, we are positive that we have more effect on the world than anything else. Please make a note of it.
~The Management
These guys were seriously my heroes. I think geeks everywhere looked up to them.
It was really hard to watch, but I'm really glad they tied the loose ends well, and showed them the respect they deserved.
"Hollywood is going for the hat-trick: taking away freedom, privacy *and* computers"
They are so right. Like, Brad Pitt was just at my house, and he took my computer, installed video camaras, and enslaved my children!
He's so cute though...
Hacking is a contact sport.
The more people who have contact with one another, the better.
-- Shaolin Punk,
Proxy Boss,
Hacktivismo
Yea, totally. I'm routing for the Bears!
No used books? Just imagine if the car industry was going through the same thing.
Everyone, not just the rednecks, would have used cars sitting on their lawns.
'British Telecom is examining the development of fruit flies, hoping that nature has already found the solution to this problem.'
AT&T has also joined the fray, though it has chosen the hippopotamus as it's bringer of change, and Verizon is leaning toward the studying Brazilians due to their high amounts of energy.
I think the next improvement should be a cynic inside the machine, who would scold you appropriatly if you were listening to N'Sync, or congratulate you for picking Radiohead.
*Throws away his Metallica CDs* Time for some good ol' country music! Sing on my bovine friend!
I bet you could make money beating up telemarketers!
Slashdot's technology can't stop me from breaking in! Watch how the encryption codes unravel, slowly. Motive? shh. It's not for the audience to know. Oh look, Slashdot has emailed the decrypting files I need? Mwahaha, this will be easy, though I will go through it menacingly. That doesn't make sense? Why would anyone pay to see this? shh. What's this? Slashdot has no way of contacting anyone of my intrusion despite it's high tech system. Well, of course, I wouldn't be breaking in if I would actually get caught. And that wouldn't be exciting now would it? So be quiet.
Has any else noticed that the primary buyers of Apple's nowadays are film/photo people? They certianly have a solid market there, but I think it odd that they push themselves so much to compete with PCs when they operate on a seperate level. I know many people who have both, each one for it's own strenghs.
We can finally get started on that Tower of Babel project again!
Farscape huh...'Episode Rating: 6 out of 10'
When the muppets come back, *then* I'll be excited.
I wonder if we tuned into another planet's radio wave, if we'd be able to watch their soap operas. I watch soaps for 1/2 a day here on Earth, but wouldn't it be great to watch The Alien and the Cybernetic too? Or maybe we'd get to know them by watching their version of Sally Jesse Rapheal?
'Should also make those Karaoke parties a little more tolerable.'
Now wait just a minute here, I don't know where you are from friend but Karaoke is the hottest thing to do! Why, who wouldn't enjoy listening to their favorite songs being decimated by their half-drunk friends? I can think of nothing I'd rather be doing on a Wednesday night at Bill's Kill 'n Grill!
Do you remember the NES game Cowboy Neal and the search for the Missing Karma? I got to level 45 before I realized I wasn't affecting the game through the controller.
So Teoma is basically the Kia of the search-engine industry no?
Dragon Warrior 1 captured a girl's mind pretty well.
'Dost thou love me?'
'no'
'But thou must! Dost thou love me?'
'no'
'But thou must! Dost thou love me?'
*sigh*
'yes'
'I'm so happy!' *Cue music*
Listen, this is just part of the natural evolution of software. If you're right, then it will fail, but perhaps a good quality will emerge into Linux gene-pool before it dies out. This this will continue and must continue or Linux will never improve. QED.
Doesn't Microsoft already own enough of the world? You think they could leave UNIX geeks alone.
We'll finally be able to understand what the hell mimes are doing! Rejoice!
Congratulations Frodo! Now you are 'pauses' Lord of the Oscars! *sighs* I need a nap.