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AT&T Sues PayPal and eBay for Patent Infringement

theodp writes "AT&T on Thursday fired the latest shot in the escalating Web patent wars, filing suit against PayPal and eBay. AT&T issued a press release alleging that the PayPal and BillPoint payment systems infringe on AT&T's 1994 patent for the mediation of transactions by a communications system. Besides e-Payments, the AT&T patent purports to cover e-Voting, e-Auctions, e-Gifts, e-Donations, e-Wishlists and e-Referrals. e-Gad! e-Yikes!"

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  1. This is the second time... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This has erupted. First USA Bank sued PayPal in September 2002. A year later PayPal countersued the company (now known as Bank One) and Bank One Delaware, also on patent infringement grounds. The companies settled those suits last month without disclosing the terms.

    Apparently this would also cover 2checkout and other paying services as well. The question is, can Microsoft and other browser makers be sued for being able to submit credit card info through their browsers? It seems overly broad but then again aren't all tech patents?

    1. Re:This is the second time... by saden1 · · Score: 0

      All I want to know is when does Amazon.com come into the picture?

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    2. Re:This is the second time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mediation of a transaction using a telecommunications system would seem to include giving your credit card number to a vendor even on an AT&T long-distance call. Fukkem.

    3. Re:This is the second time... by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Didn't Alexander Graham Bell take out this patent in 1836? Seems to me the patent has somewhat expired.

    4. Re:This is the second time... by jpop32 · · Score: 1

      This has erupted.

      Surely you mean 'e-rupted'?

    5. Re:This is the second time... by mwood · · Score: 1

      And can the USPS [insert your local postal system if outside the U.S.A.] be sued for permitting people to transact business by mail, bypassing AT&T?

    6. Re:This is the second time... by Tukla · · Score: 1

      Or "e-Rupted".

  2. Render unto AT&T by GaelenBurns · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... that which is AT&T's.

    Which, if you're keeping track, is almost everything.

    1. Re:Render unto AT&T by Boone^ · · Score: 1

      unless SCO thinks AT&T sold them these rights too.

    2. Re:Render unto AT&T by mwood · · Score: 1

      Huhhuhuh, he said "SCO", huhhuh.

  3. Courriel by JM+Apocalypse · · Score: 0

    Oh no! Does this mean that my $2 million dollars in my PayPal account will be lost? Oh no! What should I do now?! Really, what's with all the sueing. Can't we all just get along. And does that also mean that I can't use e-mail anymore?

    Oh, well. Anyway, if you have any comments, courriel them to me!

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    1. Re:Courriel by Gyan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean that my $2 million dollars in my PayPal account will be lost?

      Are you from Nigeria, by any chance?

    2. Re:Courriel by JM+Apocalypse · · Score: 1

      YOU ARE GOOD AND RELIGIUS MAN! SEND ME YOUR MONEY AND GOD WILL LOOK GOOD UPON YOU. I TRUST THAT YOU WILL COME TO MY COUNTRY TO DO SOMETHINGEROTHER. I AM A MORON. I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHUTPID PCTURE OF MYSLF OF HOLDNIG A WINE BOTTLE WITH SOMETHING CZRACY ON ME HEAD. SEND ME YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBERS, YOU. I AM OBLIVISOUS.

      To answer your question: no.

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  4. I am so glad, by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1, Funny

    that we don't do software patents in Europe. Oh, wait...

    IANAL but I wish I was now:
    As the word communication seems to be used in extremly lose terms, they could probably use this against any business for actually doing any business, and that would probably include their own lawyers for taking on the job. DISMISSED, on the grounds of being too preposterous for words.

    1. Re:I am so glad, by Mr.+Troll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is it just me or does this seem to cover all business everywhere.
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      mediation of transactions by a communications system</i>
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      Just think about that phrase for a moment. I mean, LANGUAGE is a system of communication-----pardon me while my head explodes for the stupidity of this---

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  5. ATTgoing down hill? by ForestGrump · · Score: 1, Interesting

    out of a desperate attempt to get some money...att sues someone who is being successful.

    -Grump

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    1. Re:ATTgoing down hill? by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd prefer to think that AT&T are concerned about the way voters rights are being hijacked by a few eVoting machine companies... If they really own a patent on evoting machine, maybe the next election will be honest.

    2. Re:ATTgoing down hill? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      That was my first thought also.

      But, upon further review, the courts can always delay until it's too late. If fact, considering recent events (SCO, MS/DOJ) I'd says the odds are good for delay.

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    3. Re:ATTgoing down hill? by stevedc2000 · · Score: 1

      ATT are s**ting themselves now that MCI/Worldcom are about to come out of bankruptcy and kick their (and verizons and sbc's ) asses. Expect to see more consolodation in the phone industry... The only reason that Verizon, SBC, etc didn't end up like Worldcom is 'cause they didn't get *caught*... allegedy :) So since they are about to loose more money in their phone business, they have to use the SCO doctorine :)

  6. they'll know we want a pizza! by GreenCow · · Score: 1
    1. Re:they'll know we want a pizza! by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 4, Funny
      the penny arcade crew knows what's up!

      and here's a link that will still work when they put up friday's comic in 7-10 hours.

    2. Re:they'll know we want a pizza! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew that this had to be linked to sometime.

    3. Re:they'll know we want a pizza! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else the editorial on the same topic was funnier?

    4. Re:they'll know we want a pizza! by GreenCow · · Score: 1

      thanks ;]

  7. Patent random "transactional transactions" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Patent random 'transactional trasactions' 2. Sue companies who 'conduct business' 3. Profit!

    1. Re:Patent random "transactional transactions" by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      inserting linebreaks into your posts...

      Priceless

  8. What's next? by mandalayx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Read the patent.

    There are 28 different claims as to what the system patented by ATT is. A cursory layman's look gives the impression that it covers all kinds of commerce done over telcommunications networks.

    I am seeing a situation where ATT would require licensing for every credit-card accepter on the Internet. That's not so fun.

    1. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless you go out an buy some ATT stock, then its friken great.

    2. Re:What's next? by Atario · · Score: 1
      From the page:
      Methods and apparatus for employing a communications system with actively connects communicating entities to mediate transactions.
      So, anything where some device and/or method allows two people to communicate in order to get something accomplished, AT&T gets a say-so. That's not over-broad, is it?

      That just leaves pointless communications. I'll be patenting that next. ("You mean you haven't already?", shouts the peanut gallery.)
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    3. Re:What's next? by zoloto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the internet isn't a telcom is it? the breakdown of the word is telephone communications. so shouldn't this be relevant to dialup account users and not broadband... right?

      AT&T has tried to screw the american public since it's inception and the usual /. rant of "clinging to an old business model"

      Most of these companies had better shapeshift some of their mindsets and reasoning or they'll just die, and take out the rest of the interconnected world as they go.

      just my 2 bits.

    4. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you do not sit on the AT&T board. Gold plated pool-side shark tank bars for everyone!

    5. Re:What's next? by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      And what about me?! I wrote my own wishlist for my site! Does that mean they're gonna sue me?! AT&T can suck it.

    6. Re:What's next? by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "I am seeing a situation where ATT would require licensing for every credit-card accepter on the Internet. That's not so fun."

      That's a scary thought. Sounds alot like what SCO is doing (I know but I had to say it). IANAL however I have spent some free time reading through the laws regarding this sorta junk. I'm getting the impression that suing a 'user' of a product for use of a product isn't legal.

      For example, if I read the New York Times and come across material I have no right to read am I liable? From what I've gathered it's not my fault nor my problem. The New York Times will be liable for their product not me the consumer.

      On topic now... most of these patents look rather vague. I've looked over a couple of them already and it's about as undefined as you can get. What is the patent office doing? Accepting money and issuing a patent without looking at what they did?

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    7. Re:What's next? by otisaardvark · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... what if you try to buy it online with your credit card? I'm confused, someone define a metric here...

    8. Re:What's next? by Andrevan · · Score: 1

      I am seeing a situation where ATT would require licensing for every credit-card accepter on the Internet.

      ATT has a patent on e-Seeing Situations.

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    9. Re:What's next? by eggstasy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bzzt. Wrong. Telecommunications comes from the greek "tele-" which means far off, distant, remote. Television - seeing stuff that is potentially far away. Telephone (-phone = sound, as in gramophone) hearing sounds, in particular voices that are supposedly distant from you.
      "Telecommunications" are thus non-medium-specific. They can be wired or wireless, and consist of sounds, images or data in general.

    10. Re:What's next? by Dr.+Zoidburg · · Score: 1

      Why can't the patent office be sued? Or can it?

    11. Re:What's next? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You pay for the right to make a credit card transaction with a credit card. It's recursive. The banks love it.

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    12. Re:What's next? by anaphora · · Score: 1

      The constitution says you can't sue the government. Shucks, eh?

    13. Re:What's next? by SQLz · · Score: 1

      I think the patent specifically mentions NOT using a credit card but some kind of electronic walltet...like Paypal.

    14. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The FCC currently seems to consider internet as telecommunications, but so far has not classified it as a telecommunications service, which would obligate ISP's to certain extra regulations and taxations.

    15. Re:What's next? by critter_hunter · · Score: 1

      I don't know if that's true, but if you can't sue the government as a whole, at the very least you can sue its consituents. Just sue all the USPTO's employees ;)

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    16. Re:What's next? by Oloryn · · Score: 1
      What is the patent office doing? Accepting money and issuing a patent without looking at what they did?

      This is news to you?

    17. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully Europe will do no better in regard to litigation (maybe a bit worse because the head start in frivolous patents in america) (one part of the deal was recognition of american software patents--and a founding principle on every free trade agreement created in the last few decades). All this is just the beginning, it was a free land rush a little while back and because of price only big corportations were invited.

      All this certainly justifies phara patents anyways, even though it can be quite distasteful letting people die over 1/10 of a cent in materials.

    18. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      errr... pharma patents

    19. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
      Bzzt. Wrong. Telecommunications comes from the greek "tele-" which means far off, distant, remote. Television - seeing stuff that is potentially far away. Telephone (-phone = sound, as in gramophone) hearing sounds, in particular voices that are supposedly distant from you.

      There's nothing wrong with correcting the guy, but he wasn't being arrogant or otherwise annoying in his post. As such, it would probably be best for you to keep your "Bzzzt. Wrong" comments to yourself, because it only really makes you look like a real dick.

    20. Re:What's next? by Stir · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. People make mistakes all the time thinking they are correct. Correcting a mistake is one thing, but bzzzt! bzzzzzt bzzzt just shows lack of maturity.

    21. Re:What's next? by jhunsake · · Score: 0, Troll

      You are not homosexual.

      Bzzzt.

      You do not suck goat penis.

      Bzzzt.

      You are a not a whiney little bitch.

      Bzzzt.

      I guess I can't get anything right today.

    22. Re:What's next? by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      I am seeing a situation where ATT would require licensing for every credit-card accepter on the Internet. That's not so fun.

      Why stop at the internet? The patent (in my cursory once-over) described transactions performed using an unspecified telecommunications network, where the vendee does not have to present their actual credit card to the vendor.

      In addition to internet-based transactions, this describes ATMs, card-processing stations in check-out lines, telephone transactions, etc. and might even extend to merchant credit card processing machines.

      Although one would hope from such a list some prior art would be admissable.

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    23. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't speach a "communications system?" Sorry, you can't talk to the cashier, it infringes on AT&T's patent.

    24. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a start, we should make the Patent Office pay for all the court costs in all these patent lawsuits. If they're not going to filter out the bad patents, let them pay.

    25. Re:What's next? by steve_l · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the patent doesnt start of with telecoms.
      Claim 1 says 'a communications routing system of a type which functions generally to establish connections with arbitrary ones of a plurality of entities'. That could cover yodelling credit card info over the alps as much as anything else.

      Later on it gets into 'special phone numbers' -the core of the patent is really about humans-on-phones, but unless those primary claims are junked then we are in trouble.

      Claim 5 says "the communications routing system is a switching portion of a telephone system;"; the internet may or may not be this, depending upon implementation details. If you disprove this and the previous claim 'any routing system' then ebay have a problem.

      On the bright side, I think claim 1 is way too broad. There are lots of places -like many italian shops- where the payment person is split from the billing person, so the mechanism claimed for has existed in the physical world for ages.

    26. Re:What's next? by danielsfca2 · · Score: 2, Informative
    27. Re:What's next? by steve_l · · Score: 2

      the first claim is way too broad and vague; the later ones focus too far on voicemail systems.

      And: the best bit, the sequence is too tight. It says

      1. get id known to the approving entity (like a visa card) from the customer

      2. get a debit value from the vendor

      3. send (id,debit) to the auth system

      4. get approval from the auth system

      5. forward that to the vendor.

      Here are some easy workarounds

      a) get a range like (4.00 and 4.03) from the vendor; pick one.

      b) get a limit from the auth system, then OK it with the vendor while sending the full debit to the auth system (bit of a race condition here)

      c) get auth for a bit more than the debit value from the auth system

      d) always grant provisional approval to the vendor, then send a refusal if it wasnt authed; 'silence' within a timeout implies granted. brittle.

      e) dont forward auth information at all. Send the vendor an authorisation token (maybe a URL) that is handled by the auth system, and it is up to the vendor to probe that URL to complete the auth.

      (e) is my favourite, as it gives the vendor the extra ability to make more SOAP/REST calls on the URL, like commit the transaction, or cancel it.

      Overall then: easy enough to work around, no need to pony up big numbers of $$.

    28. Re:What's next? by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      I noticed lots of credit card discussion in the patent.

    29. Re:What's next? by D'Sphitz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      wouldnt the telephone be considered prior art? how about the use of pen & paper?

      not overly-broad at all...

    30. Re:What's next? by SendBot · · Score: 1

      AT&T has tried to screw the american public since it's inception

      In answer to your question (what's next?), here's what they're working on now:
      Click for the funny

    31. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      [cl.1] " ... obtaining at least an identifier known to the approving entity from the customer ... "

      This requires the customer to be preregistered with the approving entity. This doesn't seem to be the usual method at present. Of course the interpretation depends on what 'known' means and we'd have to look at the description in detail and I can't be bothered ...

      Interestingly, in claim 28, the identifier is strictly not provided to the vendor - perhaps the ID is supposed to be a CC number, in which case in cl.1 the approving-entity must _already_ know your CC details before the transaction occurs.

      [cl.1] " ... communications routing system functioning during the steps to establish connections with the certain ones of the entities ... "

      As far as I know the connections in a current online transaction are established by the customer (is this true for SSL?), it uses the tcp/ip routing system, but the routing system does not itself establish the connection. ATT may be able to wriggle out of this depending what the full text says.

      Generally there is something a little dodgy about the claim ... it's not clear for example who is "receiving an indication from the approving entity whether the transaction is approved" and then "providing the indication to the vendor". It appears that the routing system is the only option, so what?, are we sending transaction information to be processed by a DNS?? It can't be the approving-entity that receives the indication as it sends it; it can't be the vendor as it is sent it by the receiver; it could be the customer - this would appear to be inherently insecure and I can't see current methods being like this, surely they have the vendor receiving the confirmation and then telling the customer.

    32. Re:What's next? by jcr · · Score: 1

      I'd say this patent has to be thrown out as soon as it gets to court, since it fails on the test of "obvious to one skilled in the art".

      The patent office can issue anything at all, but that doesn't mean that the patent holds up in court when tested against the legal criteria for a valid patent.

      -jcr

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    33. Re:What's next? by Zanthor · · Score: 1

      But doesn't everything come from Greece?

      Sorry, had to be said!

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    34. Re:What's next? by jo42 · · Score: 1


      Pretty soon you won't be able to fart without infringing on some patent...

    35. Re:What's next? by whorfin · · Score: 1

      etty soon you won't be able to fart without infringing on some patent...

      Well, I have produced some fairly well documented 'prior art' on that dating back over 17 years ago on that one, so we should feel quite safe.

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  9. In one word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    e-vil.

    1. Re:In one word: by machine+of+god · · Score: 4, Funny

      e-vil.

      That's it. I'll see you in court.

    2. Re:In one word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats Doctor E-vil to you....

    3. Re:In one word: by freeze128 · · Score: 0

      i-Karumbah!

    4. Re:In one word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelled "caramba", you idiot.

    5. Re:In one word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not "spelled". It's "spelt". You idiot.

  10. I can't fucking believe this crap. I'm outta here. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell the Indians they can deal with this bullshit. I'm going to grow Alpalcas or something.

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  11. e-Sex??? by attobyte · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please tell me they didn't patent e-sex....

    PLEEEEEEEASE Please please NOOOOOOooooooo..... :)

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    1. Re:e-Sex??? by ewithrow · · Score: 1


      I'm sure many /.ers can claim prior art on this "e-sex" ;)

    2. Re:e-Sex??? by SirTreveyan · · Score: 1

      If you can pay for it with a credit card they will try their damnedest...

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    3. Re:e-Sex??? by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Funny
      Please tell me they didn't patent e-sex....

      I think you're talking about Teledildonics? ;-)

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    4. Re:e-Sex??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They hold the patent, but you're off the hook as long as no one is making money off the "transaction." However, if you shack up with an e-prostitute, you'll find yourself going from the giving end to the receiving end, with one of AT&T's lawyers making you feel like the goatse guy.

    5. Re:e-Sex??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the concept of 'becoming arounsed while viewing images transmitted via the internet' was patented in 1999, US patent number 10,258,169. Each time you whack it while looking at online porn, you must submit $20 to Sofanda Cocks, PO BOX 672, Young America, MN. And please, cash only.

    6. Re:e-Sex??? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Please tell me they didn't patent e-sex....

      Well, this patent is e-fucking PayPal.

  12. Get done with it, already! by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since he invented the damn Internet to begin with, why don't all these lawsuits and settlements just get redirected to award Al Gore??? Seems like that would save us all a lot of time...

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  13. Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is like that frivolous McDonald's lawsuit where some greedy lady abused the court system so she could get lots of money from McDonalds because she was clumsy and spilled hot coffee on herself.

    1. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, do you remember when Al Gore said "Actually, *I* invented the Internet"? What a sucker!

    2. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by ewhac · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Hot stuff can burn you." Duh. However, there are three things to keep in mind about the infamous McDonald's coffee lawsuit:

      • The burns were very serious, requiring skin grafts, because,
      • McDonald's coffee was really fscking hot at 190 degrees Fahrenheit -- 22 degrees shy of boiling -- because they claimed it tasted better that way; and,
      • Many other people had experienced and reported the same problem to McDonald's in the past, and they did nothing about it.

      It was principally those factors that led the jury to find against McDonald's. McDonald's now serves their coffee at a cooler temperature.

      Schwab

    3. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many other people had experienced and reported the same problem to McDonald's in the past, and they did nothing about it.

      Um, no. Roughly one customer per million is not "many" by any rational observer's standards. (Of course, that rules out the American Trial Lawyers Association, which is generally the organization between astroturfing Liebeck apologists such as yourself.)

    4. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      The coffee was scalding, way hotter than anyone should expect from a coffee machine. The lady was 79, sat in her son's auto, and spilled the coffee in her lap whilst removing the lid. She suffered full-thickness burns over 6% of her body and was hospitalized 8 days for skin grafts. Treatment continued for 2 years. She asked McDonalds for $11k to cover her medical costs. They countered with $800.

      During discovery, it appeared that McDonalds had previously settled with some 700 previous burn victims for up to $500k.

      Get more of a clue here.

    5. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      During discovery, it appeared that McDonalds had previously settled with some 700 previous burn victims for up to $500k.

      And served their steaming brew o' evil to some 699,999,300 previous customers without incident.

      Here's your clue: almost any process or procedure that goes wrong only one time in a million is pretty much OK.

      Get more of a clue here.

      Public Citizen? (/me files suit for causing laughter-induced aortic aneurysm)

    6. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You know, that old mis-quote is getting about as old as the "Beowulf cluster.." joke.

      Gore never claimed to invent the Internet. He claimed to have assisted in the legislation which allowed it to come into being. Here's a nice writeup on that little bit of history.

      Misquoting that comment was just the beginning of the 4-Year-Lie which is the Bush administration.

    7. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by ReaperOfSouls · · Score: 2, Informative

      McDonald's coffee was really fscking hot at 190 degrees Fahrenheit -- 22 degrees shy of boiling -- because they claimed it tasted better that way; and,

      Have you actually ever made coffee before? Here is the general recipe. Boil Water and pour through ground up coffee beans...

      In general there should be a reasonable expectation that the coffee is close to boiling since that is how coffee is generally made. This was not a problem with McDonalds but a problem with people who have no consept of the idea that you are responsible for your own actions. The never ending Tobacco lawsuits, Fat lawsuits are just a continuation of the principle, that common sense has no place in our courts.

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    8. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      No, actually, coffee makers don't boil the water, and not to 190 degrees fahrenheit. Indeed, commerical home use coffee machines don't do this. However, I challenge you. Go boil some water on the stove. Then poor it through some coffee beans. Then drink it right away.

      Fun, isn't it?

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    9. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by anto · · Score: 1

      No commercial coffee makers put superheated steam through the grounds. (at least decent ones :)

      As for the challenge I also don't want to hold my head under water for 30 minutes or jump off a tall building. I know these actions (and drinking a hot drink) may cause me damage so I *take care* - anything that isn't skin temprature could cause you damage if you try hard enough.

      Soon we will be not allowed to have forks as they are deliberatly sharp & pointy & many ppl have managed to injure themselves...

    10. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Boil Water and pour through ground up coffee beans...

      Off-the-boil water for black tea, about 180F for green tea, about 170F for coffee beans.

    11. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the parent poster's whole POINT! Jesus!

    12. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
      Boil Water and pour through ground up coffee beans...

      What is wrong with you barbarians? 100'C, i.e. 212'F is far too hot! At that point, the bitter oils will start to extract out, and you end up drinking something like dog soup.

      I will quote the 1945 Cookbook of the United States Navy ( who apparently know a thing or two about great coffee ) - "Maintain temperature of this water at 185'F to 190'F". This is about 87'C, well shy of boiling. A lot of other 'coffee authorities' agree on this temperature range. The highest I've seen quoted is 200'F ( 93'C ).

      However, 190, the recommended temperature, is still very hot, and was where McDonalds were keeping their coffee at. So your point is holds, but I just can't stand to see all that poor coffee suffer!

      YLFI, not much of a coffee drinker.
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    13. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by ReaperOfSouls · · Score: 1

      No, actually, coffee makers don't boil the water, and not to 190 degrees fahrenheit. Indeed, commerical home use coffee machines don't do this.

      Just because commerical coffee makers do not make it that way does not imply that is not how you make it. Regarless of actual tempature, since boiling water is _A_ method of producting coffee and the one most employeed when makeing your own coffee with out a coffee maker, there should be a reasonable expectation that the coffee could be at that tempature.

      However, I challenge you. Go boil some water on the stove. Then poor it through some coffee beans. Then drink it right away.

      I wouldn't simply because I use common sense and would have a reasonable expectation the coffee is hot and would most likely scald me. Beyond that I don't drink coffee for the simple fact I dislike hot beverages as a method for delivering the heavenly nector that is caffine...:-)

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    14. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      Relevant Journal Entry (mine):

      HERE

    15. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by rotomonkey · · Score: 1
      Don't forget also that:
      • The woman in question only sued for $800 in medical compensation after contacting McDonald's directly.
      • The jury, of its own volition, assessed the $2.7 million in punitive damages.
      • On appeal, the punitive damages were reduced to $480,000.

      Although the McDonald's case is frequently brought up as justification for tort reform, major FUD is distributed when people don't mention the appelate decision.
    16. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Oddster · · Score: 2, Informative

      In general there should be a reasonable expectation that the coffee is close to boiling since that is how coffee is generally made. Actually, the court involved in this case determined otherwise. I believe the court determined that the expected temperature for hot coffee is either 120 or 140 degrees F, whereas McDonald's was serving coffee between 180 and 200. This was (partly) the grounds for the ruling - nobody should have to expect that the coffee being *served* to them is near boiling, as in normal home-brewing, it never reaches near that degree.

    17. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sorry, maybe I needed to use the "joking" font.

      The point was that the so-called frivolous McDonald's lawsuit is as much an exaggeration as the nonsense about what Al Gore supposedly said (If Al Gore really had meant to claim he "invented" the internet, his critics wouldn't have to pseudo-paraphrase him all the time.)

      The point was also that the original poster was almost certainly posting something that was a classic troll, in the original sense I recall back from Usenet in the 1980s, before ESR et al redefined it. A troll is/was a posting designed to elicit flames. I replied with a similar "troll", not with the aim of getting flames, but of pointing out that this was a standard.

      HTH. I'd say "YHBT" but that wasn't the intention.

    18. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Karadryel · · Score: 2, Informative
      This was not a problem with McDonalds but a problem with people who have no consept of the idea that you are responsible for your own actions.

      IIRC, the issue wasn't just that the coffee was too hot. The coffee *was* too hot (as other replies have posted here, you don't actually keep the water at 212 to make coffee, so it should be cooler), but beyond that McDonald's had received similar complaints about the same issue and (roughly) paid them off via settlements. Unsurprisingly, their records of those settlements made it much harder to argue that they didn't know the coffee was too damn hot.

      The damages weren't recompense, they were punitive. McDonald's had a documented history of ignoring this issue and people being burned, so the courts encouraged them more formally to fix the problem.

      The courts are screwed up in many ways, as I think anyone will agree. However, the perception of how screwed up they are is affected also by the sound-byte culture that's reporting these cases and the 15-second attention spans that're listening. The less information you have, the easier it is to argue that it's stupid/wrong.

    19. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      In general there should be a reasonable expectation that the coffee is close to boiling since that is how coffee is generally made.

      I think the more reasonable expectation is that a cup of coffee served to you at a restaurant is served at a temperature where you can ingest it. You can't drink anything that's 180 degrees Fahrenheit, not without injuring yourself.

      You claim people have no concept that they are responsible for their actions. What about the responsibility of McDonalds? Shouldn't they be expected to serve coffee that won't injure you if you try to drink it, or accidentally spill it on yourself trying to take the stupid lid off the styrofoam cup, which jostles the super-hot contents and makes them spill in your lap?

      Your "common sense" makes no sense to me.

    20. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      This is like that frivolous McDonald's lawsuit where some greedy lady abused the court system

      AAARGH. I'm getting really sick of having to write the same post over and over again. Sometimes I wonder if some McShill has been spreading McDisinformation on the radio for McDonald's.

      The car was parked. The lady wasn't the driver. She was originally asking McDonald's to cover her medical bills (a few thousand). They told her to go to hell. Burn centers had been repeatedly asking McDonald's to lower the temperature of the coffee, but McDonald's had found that customers will put up with inferior grades of beans if the coffee is too hot to taste. Then they had the balls to argue in court that "the coffee tastes better that way". (Well duh, it's garbage!) Moreover, they had done a "Fight Club" analysis and determined the savings on cheap beans would more than make up for the lawsuits from burn victims.

      This inflamed the jury and they awarded the woman a figure amounting to two days of McDonald's coffee profits. Which is a pretty reasonable way to figure out an award- in fact law schools typically present the case as an example of a wise decision on the part of a jury. But McDonald's was enjoying huge margins off its coffee- they were, after all, selling garbage- and coffee was actually a big moneymaker for them. Two days of coffee profits turned out to be a multimillion dollar figure. This was reduced by the judge to $480,000, and the case was settled for an undisclosed amount.

      The real economic damage to McDonald's was the lowering of the temperature. This required retrofitting existing equipment, but that was a one-time cost. But now that the coffee is cool enough to actually taste, they can no longer get away with buying mud and passing it off as coffee, so they lost the high margins they were enjoying on coffee (which made two days' profits turn out to be such an exorbitant figure). But now the coffee tastes a lot better and it doesn't burn your mouth. Thanks, Stella Liebeck! Hope losing your crotch was worth it.

    21. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      AAARGH. I'm getting really sick of having to write the same post over and over again. Sometimes I wonder if some McShill has been spreading McDisinformation on the radio for McDonald's.
      Close. Rush Limbaugh, and others, have repeated this nonsense pretty much every month or two for the last decade or so.
    22. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

      To protect you from lawsuits I feel I must point out that the 190 degree farenheit temperature only applies while the coffee is being prepared.

      The coffee should be allowed to cool before consumption.

    23. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if boiling water inherently got people addicted to it while coffee companies worked day and night to market to kids, your analogy w/ the Tobacco lawsuits would hold water.

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    24. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      I think the more reasonable expectation is that a cup of coffee served to you at a restaurant is served at a temperature where you can ingest it.

      In other news, millions across America suffer serious burns after ingesting soup straight off the stove, eating pies straight out the oven, and drinking coffee straight from Mr. Coffee.

      One young man, horribly scarred by his fateful encounter with Mr. Coffee, commented: "I expected it to be colder, after all my old coffee pot used to make my coffee an hour before I woke up so it would be ready. This new one doesn't have that feature, so I expected it to be the same temperature as the hour-old coffee was before. Was I so wrong?"

      Several lawyers have been overheard contacting these poor individuals, in an attempt to arrange a class-action lawsuit against the laws of thermodynamics. "Clearly this business of heat moving from a hot thing to a cooler thing is dangerous stuff. After millions and millions of burns, you'd think that energy would know better." No word on whether this lawsuit would expand to include the many people who are burned with electricity when sticking their fingers in light sockets.

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    25. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      In other news, millions across America suffer serious burns after ingesting soup straight off the stove....

      That's exactly my point. This wasn't at home, it was at a restaurant where you are served.

      Have you ever been to Chi-Chis or one of the places where they cook the food by assembling the ingredients on a plate, then just superheat the plate?

      Have you ever noticed how the waiter says "be careful, this plate is really hot" when they serve it to you?

      They do that because people know that the food might be hot, but don't expect that the plate itself will burn them.

      Similarly, people expect their coffee to be hot, but they don't expect it to burn them; they don't expect it to be undrinkable as served. (Why serve someone food they can't consume? That makes no sense.) At home, where you make the coffee yourself, you're involved in every step of the process, and you'll know if it's going to be too hot, too cold, or juuust right. But when you're at a restaurant, and you're paying for the service, it's normal to assume that the food they serve is edible as served. If that's not the case, it's incumbent on the restaurant to warn you -- like Chi-Chis does with the superhot plates.

    26. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rush Limbaugh, and others, have repeated this nonsense pretty much every month or two for the last decade or so.

      Ah, come on, he was high at the time, he shouldn't be held reponsible for what he was saying.

      But "voluntarily impaired by extralegal opiates." Not a "junkie". Rich white people aren't "junkies", and they do time "in treatment", not "in the pen".

    27. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by fermion · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you make crappy coffe that way. Most guidelines indicate that the water for coffee should be just below boiling. You preheat the container to help maintain that temperature. If you are lazy, you can boil the water and pour in into a cold container, which will produce less good coffee.

      In the traditional methods of making coffee and tea, using a french press of a tea pot, hot, not boiling, water is poured over the grounds and allowed to steep for five minutes. During tha time cooling has occured. Sometimes the cups are preheated to insure further cooling does not occur. In a crappy food operation where styrofoam cups are used or other cups are not preheated, it is sometimes neccesary to overheat the coffee, which damages the flavor.

      Of course it is understandable that people have to come to believe the methods that are necessary for manufactured high production food are the proper methods.

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    28. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No there is a difference between someone who uses drug recreationally and someone who has back surgery and becomes addicted. Both are not good however becoming addicted after surgery to powerful painkillers is something that is not as bad as rec use of drugs.

    29. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He "took the initiative in creating the Internet". Not funding, organizing, or advocating, but creating, and I didn't see his name over any RFCs.

    30. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      I guess the thing that irritates people the most isn't the nature of the complaint itself, but the nature of the accident that triggered it.

      I think when in possession of "all of the facts" then most sane people would agree that the temperature was way too hot, and that spilled coffee should not result in that degree of serious damage.
      I also think that, after apparently 700 complaints, McD's should have done something about the temperature of the coffee.

      But what really gets people is that it all came to a head when someone was

      1. Holding the coffee cup in their lap.
      2. Trying to take the lid off, whilst said cup was in their lap
      3. Sat in a car at the time.
      Even when stationary, a car seat is hardly the smartest place to try and take a lid off anything without spilling it.
      And seeing that McD's coffee cups are paper or thin polystyrene, and hardly that thick, it should have been apparent that the coffee inside was hot[*] - and therefore opening it in their lap when sat down would therefore be ill-advised.

      [*] The only way to not notice that contents of such a cup are hot are if you're wearing gloves. At which point wrestling with the lid is just plain dumb.

      I'm not suggesting that McD's were blameless. Far from it. The consequences of the accident were too damned severe.
      But the nature of the accident just seems to suggest a lack of common-sense. And even though the consequences were serious, it's still an accident that was down to "User Error". And a lot of people (especially the /. crowd) tend to rebel against rewarding stupidity.

      Tiggs
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  14. is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    seriously... i hate people

  15. I've got a great idea! by the_mutha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder when someone will patent thinking and breathing. Geez. When will the madness end?

    1. Re:I've got a great idea! by cgranade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder when someone will patent thinking and breathing.
      In today's society, finding a prior art for thinking would be tough, so I'd say that's a safe patent... breathing, now that's a different matter...

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    2. Re:I've got a great idea! by typobox43 · · Score: 1

      I think Adam and Eve have prior art on that one.

  16. Thanks! by DraKKon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would like to take this opportunity to say "Thank You" to the USPTO, for fscking up just about everything. Last I heard they revoked the Patent on Swinging Sideways, but crap like this still stands.

    I thank you from the core of my anus.

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  17. semantics to the rescue! by vena · · Score: 3, Funny

    the patent office should just change every instance of "a system" to "this system"

    problem solved!

  18. e-Bullsh!t.... Did that on Usenet back in 1990.... by thewiz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've bought and sold items on Usenet as early as 1990 using a go between to make sure the sale completed properly (and I'm sure other people did that even before I did). AT&T is trying to patent a method that has been used since the creation of telephones, credit cards, and credit card processors. Just because it's over the Internet doesn't make it patentable; you are STILL using the TELEPHONE.

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  19. Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm sorry, why is it again that more lawyers/ceo's/buildings aren't being blowed up across America?

    1. Re:Enough by ewhac · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea the sort of environmental impact spraying around that much rayon, gabardine, and Brylcream would have? The EPA would be all over you like a rash...

      :-),
      Schwab

    2. Re:Enough by depth_13 · · Score: 1

      The EPA all over me like rash?
      yeah...right...
      The current administration would offer me a tax break.

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  20. USPTO in complete and utter chaos by MikeDawg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we haven't posted it once, we've posted it a million times; the USPTO is in complete and utter chaos with these tech patents. I don't the USPTO is equipped, or ever has been equipped to handle these technological patents (at least in regards to say computers and/or the internet technologies).

    They need to set up a separate repository of information to store for computers, computer programs, and internet technologies that are looking for patents. They need to hire a staff that can handle the various searching for prior technology (prior art) for this very advanced stage of patent registrations. They probably also need to setup a complete different sort of organization of information to do/handle this.

    Until the USPTO gets straightened up, I see a never-ending line of lawsuits for copyright and patent infringement with regards to computer technologies and internet technologies!

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    1. Re:USPTO in complete and utter chaos by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      I hear you there, but where is the incentive? Who's paying for the cataloging and improving the efficiency of patenting information? The patent attorneys? Yeah right, that's their source of income :-/ The government, with whose taxpayer dollars?

      Yes it's messed up, no it's not changing in short...

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    2. Re:USPTO in complete and utter chaos by Excen · · Score: 1

      You bring up a very good point. Up until the birth of the personal computer in the late 1980s, the United States Patent Office did not have to deal with an extrordinarily large volumes of patents pertinant to time-critical products. We are still using the Hemi engine, the microwave, the Would any of us use an old 186 anymore for gaming? (I mean in the Counterstrike and UT sense, jeez. . .) The patent office's organizational chain was, and to a certain extent still is, organized in a manner not conducive to the current, high volume, quick progressing state of invention. I would go into the whole legitimacy of patents, but I don't feel like starting a flamewar.

      Just my $0.03 canadian.

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    3. Re:USPTO in complete and utter chaos by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      The USPTO is working as designed. They are supposed to accept as many patents as possible to generate revenue. The USPTO stopped actually checking if patents are "obvious" or "inventions" a long time ago.

      Yet another library of prior art is not going to help. The LAW has to be changed so that all these frivolous patents are not passed in the first place.

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    4. Re:USPTO in complete and utter chaos by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Why are not fees higher for coorporates?

      Like why isnt IBM charged $100k per application because theirs are so much more complex and they benefit a lot more.

      Perhaps the fee should be 1% of one months average profit.

      if that means MS pays $1m per app, they fine, the USPTO deserves that much and it'll stop silly apps too.

      Why are people so stupid to come up with solutions? its all politics damn it, get rid of it all.

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    5. Re:USPTO in complete and utter chaos by dublin · · Score: 1

      The USPTO is working as designed. They are supposed to accept as many patents as possible to generate revenue. The USPTO stopped actually checking if patents are "obvious" or "inventions" a long time ago.

      You've quite obviously never tried to get a patent yourself, have you? I'm going through the process now, and I can assure you, you're dead wrong - the PTO does not simply accept applications in return for money, and the nonobviousness and utility provisions are as strong as they ever were.

      Don't let one or two bad patents getting through fool you - the system works, and works fairly well. More importantly, its patent system is a fundamental reason why the US has been the leading industrial power for the last century. We should not change that lightly, if at all.

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  21. Can anyone think of prior art?... by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

    Come one slashdotters, theres gotta be something that you can think of that is dated before this patent. I mean its not like transactions magically started happening as soon as AT&T made this. Anyone have any ideas?

    1. Re:Can anyone think of prior art?... by ThenAgain · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can. I clearly remember mediating a transaction using a communications medium WELL BEFORE this patent was filed. I purchased a plastic soldier with a parachute attached to it's head at a Toys-R-Us. I mediated the transaction using a communications medium known to the technically minded as "English." It's a shame I didn't retain the documentation. Guess I'll have to let AT&T keep the patent.

    2. Re:Can anyone think of prior art?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In "The Sweater" by Roch Carrier, the boys mother sends a letter (including money) to Mr. Eaton asking for a Montreal Canadien sweater.

  22. e-patents by cheebie · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the headline, it appears that AT&T has patented the letter 'e'.

  23. In related news... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amazon sues AT&T for suing PayPal and eBay with Amazon's 'One-Click-Sueing' technology. Full story at 11.

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    1. Re:In related news... by Josh+Booth · · Score: 0

      Amazon's "One-Click-Suing" patent only covers the suing of one entity, while the RIAA's patent covers the suing of hundreds at a time. So, now the RIAA is suing AT&T not only for suing PayPal and EBay, violating their patent on multiple suits with one click, but for AT&T letting filesharers download music unmonitored on their networks!

  24. 10...9....8....7...6...5... by ghettoboy22 · · Score: 1

    This patent would seem to cover anything from your friendly VISA merchant processing machine (the magnetic swipe machine at the grocery store) to phone sex. How absurd. I hope eBay blows 'ol Bell out of the water! 4....3....2...1...FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. If this was a life-saving patent... by dbitter1 · · Score: 1
    ...like a drug/medicine, and we (the US) were some small, third world country, we could just nationalize the patent, rendering it null and void and in our public domain.

    That said, we are far more powerful than a third world country, but we won't...

    It would be great if the three branches of government decided to end a significant portion of these stupid IP lawsuits for the public good...

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    1. Re:If this was a life-saving patent... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Internet was built to withstand nuclear war; My cable modem's segment can't withstand a mild rain. :(

      Funny how the designers of the Internet were concerned about nuclear war at the hands of SOVIET RUSSIA, but never considered the greatest domestic threat: lawyers.

  26. If you're gonna file a rediculous patent... by Barano87 · · Score: 1

    Methods and apparatus for employing a communications system with actively connects communicating entities to mediate transactions.

    ... at least make sure there are no typos in the first sentence.

    1. Re:If you're gonna file a rediculous patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a friendly comment: It's "ridiculous", not "rediculous". If you're trying to remember how it's spelt, remember the pronouncations of "rid" and "red". A lot of people seem to have this problem so I've started replying with this advice.

    2. Re:If you're gonna file a rediculous patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of these idiots probably pronounce it "REE-diculous," so that won't help.

  27. Prior Patent... by SEGA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I remember correctly, Atari had a nearly identical patent in te 80s, and it was sold to sega when atari broke up.

    Anybody have the link?

  28. Do me a favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yo, whoever is closest, please shove a big fat cock up ATTs big fat ass. Thank you.

  29. Covers E-voting? by AmoebafromSweden · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, wouldn't that solve all the problems America have with their E-voting systems? Goodbye Diebold and others...

    Patent system saving the free world who could have thought....

    1. Re:Covers E-voting? by forgoil · · Score: 1

      Either that, or AT&T gets all your votes. Good huh?

      If I lived in the states, and used AT&T for anything (Mobile, telephone, i-net access), I'd dump their sorry ass and tell all my family and friends to do likewise...

  30. I'm sick of this garbage by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    People should not be allowed to patent vague information information and product design/architecture concepts that anyone riding the short bus could come up with.

    I swear, people patent BS and think they are f'n Thomas Edison.

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  31. Inevitable by WatertonMan · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As soon as some of the more minor silly patents were allowed, it was only a matter of time before broad sweeping patents were inforced. However think of it this way. When someone tries to enforce a patent this outrageous it is only a matter of time before the government steps in and rethinks things.

    Patent reform is long overdue. There was an article on Slashdot a couple of weeks ago from a few government agencies suggesting reforms. But until we get our representatives to pay attention not much will happen. This isn't a democrat or republican thing. There are "bad guys" on both sides. However this really does that the potential to slow the growth of innovation especially in the tech sector.

    1. Re:Inevitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. What we need is a permanent front page story: People are still stupid.

      Or the editors could setup a Google News Alert . . .

    2. Re:Inevitable by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      When someone tries to enforce a patent this outrageous it is only a matter of time before the government steps in and rethinks things.

      Since when is the government good at stoping, or even noticing, stupidity?

      However, they did intervine in airplane patents during WW2 (or was it WW1)? because the bickering was hurting military production.

  32. Statute of Limiations? by MacDust · · Score: 1

    Isn't there a time limit that says if a patent holder does not protect their patent within a timeframe that they give it up? 9 years? What took them so long?

    1. Re:Statute of Limiations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The limitations on patents in the US is paying the renewal fees and x number of years after the authors death. Trademarks expire if not enforced. --LordKaT

  33. Scope of patent by watchful.babbler · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The patent (USPTO link here) covers any system in which a purchaser provides credit information to a mediating party, who then approves the payment and provides authorization and an identifying value to the seller. IANAIPL, but this patent covers a whole lot of ground. Obviously, if you as an e-vendor are processing credit card claims yourself, the patent doesn't apply. But the patent pretends to apply to a whole set of services, an argument that doesn't to my untrained eyes seem to follow from the claims:
    Another use for such a system is a gift or donation registration service. An entity seeking gifts or donations would provide a list of what it needed to the registration service. Entities wishing to make gifts or donations would call the registration service and the service would mediate a transaction between the donor and the source of the item to be given or donated.

    Still other uses involve assigning available resources of a given type to clients who call for assistance. One example of such a system is a lawyer referral service. The referral service would maintain a database of lawyers and would assign lawyers to clients on a basis which assured that each lawyer would get a fair share of the referrals. The system would determine from the database which lawyer was to get the referral and would connect the lawyer with the calling client.

    Additionally, a communications system may be advantageously used to mediate a transaction such as an auction. Customers could make bids. The communications system would validate the bids and provide them to the auctioneer, who would know only the mounts, and not the identities of the bidders. The communications system could then indicate to each participant the current highest bid and solicit new bids until a single highest bid remained. In some embodiments, the communications system itself might play the role of auctioneer. In such an embodiment, the transaction manager would keep track of the current highest bid, would inform the participants of that bid, and when bidding had ceased, would complete the transaction with the highest bidder.

    eBay itself seems to be safe as (from what I understand of the auction site) it doesn't handle any payments directly, PayPal excepted. The claim over a lawyer referral service doesn't make much sense to me, since it doesn't suggest that the mediating service handle billing and payment, while the gift service ... well, it seems a stretch to call a recipient of a gift a "vendor" (as in claim 1).

    I remember a book from several years ago in in which a cyberpunk lawyer (it was a very strange piece of fiction, yes) used the theory of adverse possession (What's that?) to claim title to a piece of intellectual property left unimproved by its owner. I'm starting to think that implementing such a theory in IP law, as insane as that is, would be an improvement over the current situation ....

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    1. Re:Scope of patent by justMichael · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...covers any system in which a purchaser provides credit information to a mediating party, who then approves the payment and provides authorization and an identifying value to the seller.

      This could possibly be the saftey net for most e-commerce sites.

      Most sites collect the card info and pass it off to the processor (mediating party) and get an approval (authorization) so this "should" not be covered under this patent as the customer does not directly provide information to the mediating party.

      Of course I'm no lawyer, so I could be wrong.
    2. Re:Scope of patent by mblase · · Score: 1

      eBay itself seems to be safe as (from what I understand of the auction site) it doesn't handle any payments directly, PayPal excepted.

      IIRC, eBay purchased PayPal some time ago, making it liable for PayPal's legal infringements.

  34. First Post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sincerely hope so!

  35. ATT patent is without merrit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you read the patent, it talks about using telephone numbers, etc.

    PayPal does not use telephone numbers as part of their security mechanism.

    1. Re:ATT patent is without merrit by mwooldri · · Score: 1

      The patent however appears to cover 'communication systems' and telephone numbers were kind of used. So it could be arcane to translate internet addresses back to telephone numbers but that could be argued as such. So the patent has merit in that way.

      .
      However, I'd argue that the patent doesn't have merit for other reasons. I'm still trying to make head or tails of the actual patent itself. I believe Ebay is safe, because it covers for automated systems explicitly when the communications device is the auctioneer. Here, E-Bay is the auctioneer, not the Internet, which is the Communications Device. However the patent does state when going over auctions as an example of the patents application "In some embodiments, the communications system itself might play the role of auctioneer.". And oh, when an Ebay auction ends, the transaction is then referred to the vendor and the consumer, to be completed outside of Ebay, or paid through PayPal. So if Ebay was a transaction manager in that example, it doesn't conclude the transaction, monies at that point don't pass from consumer to vendor.

      I also would state that PayPal doesn't fall foul of the patent either because it is simply a two step process. Firstly, the consumer initiates with PayPal directly a request to obtain money from an account and place it with an account with PayPal. Then transaction #2 - a consumer requests Paypal send a vendor money from the paypal account based on a price the consumer has selected, and agreed upon with the vendor outwith the communication system, but often using a parallel separate yet intercommunicating communication system.

      Mark.

    2. Re:ATT patent is without merrit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impressive.

  36. hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love america, satire can not get better.

  37. Er.. by ImEric12 · · Score: 1

    wouldn't that be monopolization? It's basically outlawing all non-AT&T sponsered E-Commerce.

  38. Re:Don't see what's wrong... by Matimus · · Score: 1

    Have you ever looked for a patent. It requires a lawer. Its just not cost effective to check to see if what you are doing is patented every time something is developed. Many patents can be interpreted a number of ways, and in this case are so broadly scoped that it is dificult to determine how far reaching they are. It is especially not cost effective for a small business, which I'm sure eBay and PayPal were when they started.

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  39. You've GOT to be kidding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the... oh, I get it. Early April Fools' joke, right? ... right?

    (utter, terrifying silence) ... oh, you have to be kidding me.

  40. Well, at least... by mcc · · Score: 1

    Well, at least they started by attacking the large targets, the ones who have the ability to defend themselves and enough at stake they probably won't just pay the wargeld-- i mean settlement-- to buy AT&T off. You know, as opposed to picking off defneseless small businesses, as is the normal tactic.

  41. I just had the best idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to patent one-click patent and copyright lawsuits and sell them online... I'll call it ipBay.

    I'll make millions.

  42. I'm going to patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "doing stuff with a thing of some sort."

  43. Does this patent cover e-Mail? by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 1

    Does this patent cover e-Mail?

    It's a tansaction (delete from my spool dir. / write into your spool dir.) of letter over a communications system

    Okay there is this prior art thingy. But this is only for text/plain. Maybe they can sue Microsoft for the use of HTML crap in the LookOut(TM) software.

    1964 - Invention of e-Mail
    1994 - patent of ATT
    1995 - MS discovers the wunderful world of the internet(-worms)

    NoSuchGuy

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  44. Couldn't they somehow... by ZeeCog · · Score: 1

    Couldn't they somehow work out a way to have rights over matter with that? :)

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  45. Re:I can't fucking believe this crap. I'm outta he by jpmorgan · · Score: 4, Funny
    Tell the Indians they can deal with this bullshit. I'm going to grow Alpalcas or something.

    No you're not. I've got a patent on that:

    Claim 1. A method by which you tell the Indians they can deal with this bullshit.
    Claim 2. A method by which you grow Alpalcas.
    Claim 3. Or something.
  46. patent by mehtars · · Score: 1

    well here is another frivolous lawsuit over something that shouldn't be patentable.

    seriously-- we need to overhaul the way patents are assigned... more ppl need to vote...

  47. Now patented by Datasage · · Score: 1

    Natural method for inhaling and exhaling air...

    Though i think prior art might be an issue

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  48. e-patents, eh? by spune · · Score: 0

    I think I'll head on out and patent a FOR loop before someone else does.

    1. Re:e-patents, eh? by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      You'll for sure be sued by the guy who patented the WHILE loop. Get over it and pay up.

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  49. (OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by cgranade · · Score: 3, Informative

    Lovely. Yet another attempt to bash Gore over a statement he never made. Gore said that he is the father of the Internet, from the perspective that it was his bills that gave DARPA the funding it needed to create the Internet. Whether or not this meant he was the Father of the Internet is highly debateable, but at the very least, he did not say that he invented the Internet, despite what the O'Riley's of the world would have you believe.

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    1. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon. He's just joking. We all know Al Gore didn't say that.

    2. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by GreyPoopon · · Score: 5, Informative
      Lovely. Yet another attempt to bash Gore over a statement he never made. Gore said that he is the father of the Internet, from the perspective that it was his bills that gave DARPA the funding it needed to create the Internet.

      Well, the transcript doesn't lie...

      CNN "Late Edition" Transcript:

      BLITZER: ...Why should Democrats, looking at the Democratic nomination process, support you instead of Bill Bradley, a friend of yours, a former colleague in the Senate? What have you to bring to this that he doesn't necessarily bring to this process?

      GORE: ...During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.
      Now granted, he doesn't claim to have INVENTED the internet. Instead, he claims to have CREATED it. What he REALLY did in 1986 was articulate somebody elses vision of widespread connected computing, and he introduced a follow-up bill to facilitate more widespread access to the network. I don't want to take away from his accomplishments because they ARE significant, but claiming to have created the internet alludes to illusions of grandeur. So yes, Al deserves to pretty much be mocked for the rest of his career over that statement.

      I think most people agree that, historically speaking, the Internet evolved as a result of the work done during the early 1970's on the ARPANET project, where TCP/IP was developed. The WWW concept, which makes the Internet much more useful, was developed primarily by Tim Berners-Lee of CERN.

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    3. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by SiO2 · · Score: 1

      I don't have mod points at the moment. Somebody mod this post up as Informative, despite the fact that the poster has a hotmail account. Isn't that more embarrassing than having an AOL account? ;)

      SiO2

    4. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Informative
      No, he doesn't claim to have created it. He claims to have taken an Initiative through the Senate, the Initiative being the one to create the Internet. That's all he claims.

      If you want to argue he's a terrible speaker, I can't fault that. But it's absurd to suggest that he was trying to make people think that he, a politician, created the world's most significant network. That was clearly not his intention.

      And Vint Cerf, who with Jon Postel can be genuinely described as one of the co-inventors of the Internet, certainly disagrees with the "He said he invented it" spin on the subject. To quote:

      Last year the Vice President made a straightforward statement on his role. He said: "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet." We don't think, as some people have argued, that Gore intended to claim he "invented" the Internet. Moreover, there is no question in our minds that while serving as Senator, Gore's initiatives had a significant and beneficial effect on the still-evolving Internet. The fact of the matter is that Gore was talking about and promoting the Internet long before most people were listening.
      I think Gore is being unfairly maligned here.
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    5. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by anagama · · Score: 1


      Come on, this is just how language is used. Like when someone says "I built a house". Chances are, they mean they paid for someone to build it - but you never hear it spoken that way.

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    6. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Isn't that more embarrassing than having an AOL account?


      I agree with you, but I use the hotmail account for poetic justice. From whence much spam and viruses come, there shall they go. :-) Besides, I needed an account that I could throw away if it got spammed to death. I'm open to any other suggestions. :-)

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    7. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by autocracy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Get a (virtual) machine that you have root on. Add stuff to /etc/aliases when you are worried about spam. I've got an old pentium on a free Frame Relay (damn, life IS good) that does absolutely wonderful.

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    8. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In fact, your "correction" is even more laughably wrong than the "distortions" of the Right.

      Gore's role had nothing to do with DARPA. DARPA had the funding and created ARPANet three years before Al Gore was elected to Congress. Gore's bills, while they did provide funding for Internet expansion, did not fund the expansion through DARPA. They funded the NSFNet and NREN, both of which were administered by the NSF, not DARPA.

      And what Gore literally said was that "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

      Now, using this thesaurus as a guide, I'll subtitute just one word with a near-synonym, and we get:

      "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in inventing the Internet."

      Note that no substitution of synonyms or near-synonyms in Gore's statement expresses the actual truth, which would have been something like:

      "During my service in the United States Congress I was one of the foremost advocates for funding the middle stage of Internet development between the DARPA era and the 1994 backbone privatization."

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      What amazes me the most about the Left is that it can draw such fine distinctions between "invent" and "create" while ignoring that the claim itself was unambiguoulsy a vast overstatement of the case, yet cannot draw a distinction between "Niger" and "Africa", or "sought to acquire" and "succeeded in acquiring". You'd think it has ideological blinders on . . .

    9. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Come on, this is just how language is used. Like when someone says "I built a house". Chances are, they mean they paid for someone to build it - but you never hear it spoken that way.

      I think the semantics are secondary here. Even claiming that one pushed for increased funding to "create the internet" is a foolish misstatement, as the internet was already there in 1986. His exact words of "I took the initiative in creating the Internet" are a bizarre deviation from reality, when all he really did was successfully get a bill signed into law that funded expansion of the existing network. No one would've cut him any slack if he got a highway funding bill passed and then said "I took the initiative in creating the Interstate Highway System" either. I can't say whether he believed he created the internet, but I will say he was a dope for not being either informed enough or on the ball enough to know how to discuss the subject without sticking his foot in his mouth.

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    10. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      The key word isn't "create", it's "initiative". Al Gore really did take the initiative through the Senate that created the "Internet" as we know it today.

      Call it badly worded if you will, but riddle me this: why would any politican want you to think they were claiming credit for the invention of something that nobody, not even they, would think they invented? If Bush today said something that could be interpreted as meaning "I went into Iraq and personally got rid of Saddam", would you think that's what he meant, or would you assume an alternative interpretation of his words was intended?

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    11. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2
      No, he doesn't claim to have created it.

      The way he worded his response can easily be misconstrued to mean that he thinks he created it. A very poor choice of words.

      But it's absurd to suggest that he was trying to make people think that he, a politician, created the world's most significant network. That was clearly not his intention.

      To be honest with you, I wouldn't put anything past a politician. While it's most likely that his wording was just poor, it's not entirely impossible that he had some hope that some of the less educated people out there might actually believe he created the thing and think he was the most brilliant man alive. A bit far-fetched perhaps, though. In his defense, if you look at his exact wording, it appears he was having a bit of trouble coming up with proper phrasing.

      And Vint Cerf, who with Jon Postel can be genuinely described as one of the co-inventors of the Internet, certainly disagrees with the "He said he invented it" spin on the subject.

      Although Vint was certainly one of the REAL figures behind the creation of the internet, his opinion on this matter is really irrelevant. What matters much more is public opinion.

      I think Gore is being unfairly maligned here.

      If he weren't a politician, I'd agree with you. But in the race of politics, Democrats are always looking for something to harp on Republicans about, and Republicans are always looking for something to pin on Democrats. Both of the Bush presidents get nailed for not being able to coherently express their thoughts. Clinton, probably one of the most eloquent of our Presidents, will always be remembered for "I didn't inhale" and his rather entertaining responses to questions in the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Why should Al be exempt from all this?

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    12. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by SiO2 · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you took my post in the spirit in which it was written. A little good natured ribbing goes a long way. I think it's part of the culture: My propeller is spinning faster than your propeller, etc.

      I chided my wife, fiance at the time, without mercy for having an AOL account. (What? I'm married? I CAN'T be a geek!)

      As for suggestions, just use the email address of the person you hate the most on any particular day. : )

      Enjoy and happy holidays!

      SiO2

    13. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Now granted, he doesn't claim to have INVENTED the internet. Instead, he claims to have CREATED it. What he REALLY did in 1986 was articulate somebody elses vision of widespread connected computing, and he introduced a follow-up bill to facilitate more widespread access to the network.

      No, he claimed to have taken the initiative to get the funding for us. In that he was entirely correct.

      If there is anyone who has a right to get upset about the issue it would be Vint Cerf, Tim Berners-Lee and fifty to a hundred other people like me who are only known in the business. I do not know one single person with the right to make that complaint who made it.

      This whole issue was a Karl Rove manufactured issue just like the stories he planted that Ann Richards is a lesbian, the claims that McCain is psychotic, calling in the police to investigate a bug found in his office he later admitted planting himself. There is a reason Rove was fires from the Bush mkI campaign.

      In a little under a years time the issue will be whether Karl Rove is allowed to pull another smear stunt, get Dufus elected or otherwise installed and proceed to work out whether an invasion of Syria or Iran will pay the biggest dividend at the polls.

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    14. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Informative
      Gore's role had nothing to do with DARPA. DARPA had the funding and created ARPANet three years before Al Gore was elected to Congress.

      The ARPANET was a research project to design a network. The funding for ARPANET was about to end.

      The Gore bill did much more than simply continue the original research funding, it was funding for a network to be used as a tool by academics.

      The term Internet predates Gore's interest, but not by much. Without the funding of the US govt the Internet would never have existed, the ARPANET backbone would have been shut down and we would all be using DECNET, SNA or OSI.

      The result would have been very different.

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    15. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by im2xlt · · Score: 1

      ARPANet was there in 1986. This was not generally available to the public and looked nothing like the internet does today.

      Being a visionary and seeing that this research network could be useful to civilians, and then getting funding to move in that direction does seem like an accomplishment.

      When the lay person hears the word internet, they think e-mail, IM, porn, etc. They don't think of the evolution of DARPANet, to ARPANet, to the everyday internet of today.

    16. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ARPANET was using IPv4, DNS, and SMTP well before 1986. We've added links and users and created new applications but it looks like the same network to me.

    17. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget to fight against this idiots, an average american is a stupid as bush thats reality, live with it or emigrate.

    18. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is funny how Gore to this day cannot live down this, while factually accurate, maladroitly spoken phrase. Bush, however, seems to get a free pass on his almost daily declarations that fly in the face of all fact and reason.

    19. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1

      Damn I wish I had some mod points. Thanks for posting the correct version of the truth. :)

    20. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      ARPANet was there in 1986.

      By 1986, ARPANET was just a subset of the Internet as a whole. TCP/IP was declared the standard protocol suite for the network as a whole in 1982*. The adoption of the official Internet Protocol in '82 was the point where it became "the Internet".

      This was not generally available to the public and looked nothing like the internet does today.

      The Internet hasn't changed at all, man. It still uses TCP/IP and the addressing is IPv4. You're confusing applications that run over the network (web browsing, IM, etc.) with the network itself. Besides, the "lay person's" Internet didn't even begin to form until 1991 when the National Science Foundation lifted the restrictions on commercial use of the Internet.

      Furthermore, the "Internet creating" legislation touted by Gore did no such thing-- it merely created the National Research and Education Network (as proposed by Gordon Bell to Gore in 1987), and it didn't actually get signed into law and funded until 1991! Gore tried to position himself as a "technology politician" and failed miserably because he didn't know what he was talking about. No amount of hemming and hawing over colloquialisms and semantics will change the fact that he said the Internet was created in 1986, when it dates back to 1969 in form, and at the very least back to 1982 in name! Arguing that most people think the Internet is looking at porn over a web browser doesn't make Gore's statement right, it merely makes them as ignorant as he was.
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    21. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, you misunderestimate Bush's ability to resignate with the public's wishes.

    22. Re:(OT.) Re: Get done with it, already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What he REALLY did in 1986 was articulate somebody elses vision of widespread connected computing, and he introduced a follow-up bill to facilitate more widespread access to the network.


      The "initiatives" of which he spoke were actually about the United States building a brand new high speed fiber optic network. When he entered office as vice president, funding support for that network died.

      But the ARPANet was already around -- and THAT became labelled the "Information Superhighway".

      So Gore had even less to do with the Internet than he claims, since his initiatives were talking about a completely different thing.
  50. And in other news by dilby · · Score: 1

    God has filed a suit against AT&T claiming AT&T' "telephone" infringes on his patented "means of vocal communication" marketed under the trademark "speech".

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  51. Gah Damnit!!! by obsidianpreacher · · Score: 1

    C'mon AT&T, get your act together!

    First you're the bad guys for going against the DNC list ...

    Then you're the good guys for having a patent against specific spam-filter-circumvention techniques ...

    Now you're the bad guys again for having a ridiculous patent and going after eBay, PayPal, et. al. ...

    C'mon, just make up your minds already! The karma whores here at /. can't keep up with all this flip-flopping!

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  52. Innovation Will Move Offshore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This insane contention over software and business process patents has created an extremely hostile environment for innovation. The inevitable result is that new business and innovation will move to some other nation.

    Let this be a lesson to anyone in Europe. Keep killing those software and business patent 'harmonization' attempts. This has simply become a big government shakedown racket.

    The more I think about it, the more this looks like the way the Roman Catholic church used to sell indulgences. Basically it's a license by those in power to print money and shower monopoly on the 'favored'. It doesn't cost the government a cent (except for clogging the court system and they will just extract that cost from our hides).

  53. Eminent Domain? by braddock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Shouldn't there be a concept of eminent domain that applies to patents? I mean, this patent seems broad enough to severely criple the internet economy. If my house was in the way of an information super highway on-ramp, it would be knocked down before I could say "private property".

    -braddock gaskill

  54. Has anybody mentioned this solution? by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    Abolish patent law. That's when the madness will end.

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    1. Re:Has anybody mentioned this solution? by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. Abolishing patent law would only raise more questions and create more, albeit different, problems.

      The current state of affairs is a mess, however. No one questions that. Most sensible people realise that what is needed is patent reform. That is because patents can actually be a good thing, though the ranting on Slashdot might make you question this. We definately would not be where we are today, idustrially, if it were not for patents.

      Adam Smith was, simply put, a genious. You can thank him and his free market philosophies for almost everything you have today. He had ideas and presented them quite well. I challenge you to come up with anyone presenting logic arguments for the abolition of patent law. The idea is absurd.

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  55. Civilization Breaking Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These stupid patent disputes are just another sign of the collapse. People fighting over "Intellectual Property" instead of sharing good ideas for the benefit of everyone. WTF? What is wrong with people? There are allot more things that need to be done, why is much resource put into lawyers and courts. It's all bullshit.

    1. Re:Civilization Breaking Down by cbdavis · · Score: 1

      You got that right! The legal profession has gotta be one of the careers of the future. We just sue anyone and everyone.

  56. Lawyers are EVIL by randalware · · Score: 1


    All the lawyers (and pseudo lawyers) will stir
    the problem(?) around.
    Then take all the money they can.
    Appeal (do it again).
    Repeat until both parties have no $$$
    Then leave.

    And the problem will remain....

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  57. Re:Don't see what's wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Business is nothing for beginner, leaves this stuff to experienced people, like Halliburton.

  58. AT&T has no case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ATT has no case. They explicitly declare that the transaction uses a telephone and a telephone number in their system. When was the last time that someone used a telephone number for a transaction on the internet?

    Paypal does neither, they use email addresses, not telephones and telephone numbers.

  59. Do you support abolishment of patents? by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    That's when the madness wil end.

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  60. Joy... by thenextpresident · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As someone in the ewallet industry developing a new product that is different from other ewallet solutions, this is slightly disturbing. To think that a common concept such as accepting a credit card is patented. Of course, AT&T will have to go after all those credit card terminals now, because they all do the same thing. A consumer and a merchant processing a credit card through a trusted third party (the one leasing the terminal to the merchant).

    However, seeing as my company is small, I have no real worries. Oh, sure, they may sue once they have something big to sue for, buy by then, I can afford to fight back. Hopefully, PayPal will fight for me. By fighting AT&T's patent, they could make it difficult for AT&T to sue for it in the future.

    Of course, PayPal could also just make a deal, and this won't get taken care of in court.

    Oh, the fun of e-commerce. You know, makes me want to patent some of my ideas, not to sue people, but just to make sure people don't sue me or my company. Patenting to defend yourself...hrm, maybe I could patent that? Of course, that is probably been said on /. before.

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    1. Re:Joy... by dissy · · Score: 1

      > You know, makes me want to patent some of my ideas, not to sue people, but just
      > to make sure people don't sue me or my company. Patenting to defend
      > yourself...hrm, maybe I could patent that?

      heh thats an interesting way to look at it.

      Buying protection from the government, to protect you aginst the laws -by- that government.
      Unfortunatly yes, racketering is a very old idea indeed.

    2. Re:Joy... by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      "defensive" patents are common. Lots of big companies invent processes/technology and go ahead and patent them just in case they think of something useful to do wiht the process/technology. This sounds like what AT&T did, they said "Gee what if someone did this with our stuff" and patented it.

  61. Re:e-Bullsh!t.... Did that on Usenet back in 1990. by Eccles · · Score: 1

    Exactly, a common one is called COD. And yes, I did COD sales over the internet before 1990.

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    Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
  62. It's an Obvious patent by vistic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't sincerely think that any of these websites were even aware of AT&T's work as they developed online payment systems, etc. - much less copied the idea from AT&T.

    I think the key is that it was obvious at the time that payments would be accepted online. The same goes for a lot of the technologies they claim are covered by this patent. So a bunch of people found a means to accomplish this obvious goal that was almost *expected* at the time simultaneously.

    I don't know much about patents but might this fall under the category of "obvious" which I think is supposed to be unpantentable?

    1. Re:It's an Obvious patent by mesocyclone · · Score: 1

      IANAL...but I believe that the following is true:

      The Supreme Court held that computerizing any existing process can be patented. How they rationalize that with non-obviousness is beyond me, but then they rationalize a lot of nonsense (like the Michigan Affirmative Action BS).

      This means that people started filing patents on the (obvious) automation of every business practice that could be done on computers, even if the practice was thousands of years old.

      In this case, I don't even know if Congress could fix it. The Imperial... errr... Supreme Court makes the rules these days.

      --

      The only good weather is bad weather.

  63. I have no problem with Software Patents ... BUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This patent like so many others for software in general and the internet in particular are so F%#K'EN broad, smart lawyers (which is a major part of the problem) can talk their way into "owning" other peoples inventions just because the patent's CLAIMS can be interpreted [read: "skewed"] to mean something the original inventor had no conception or intention. The U.S. should get in touch with the rest of the world and also argue using the "Diagrams" AND the "Description" as well as the "Claims", not just the "Claims". Less legal mess, less money spent by all sides, and best of all, less money for the leeches, I mean lawyers.

    I think international patents should be about a single item, then move outwards (broaden) rather than the other way around. If an item is not "roughly" outlined in the description, then infringement should be less likely. F%#K the lawyers I say!

    This is perfect example of the system not working.

    1. Re:I have no problem with Software Patents ... BUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not possible to draw a line between to broad and specific, so why not forget this whole american way of doing business and start innovating again.

    2. Re:I have no problem with Software Patents ... BUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll put it another way, INVENT SOMETHING ... that is specific ... stop people copying your invention by changing insignificant details ... that is broad!

      Work backwards, instead of bullshitwards.

  64. Re:I can't fucking believe this crap. I'm outta he by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Claim 4. ????
    Claim 5. Profit!

  65. Western Union should sue by SparklesMalone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems someone writing a check to Western Union back in 1880 to wire money across the continent on a telegraph line was "process(ing) payments over a communications system"

    The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
    Ecclesiastes 1:9

    1. Re:Western Union should sue by waveclaw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ecclesiastes 1:9

      <OB_SOUTHPARK:BUTTERS>

      Translation into American:

      "the Simpson's did it."

      </OB_SOUTHPARK:BUTTERS>

      --

      "You cannot have a General Will unless you have shared experiences. You cannot be fair to people you don't know."
  66. I think I'll patent applying for silly patents.... by venom600 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that ought to put an end to this kinda crap.

  67. The One True Way to Fight This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is to cave right in.

    Every company agrees that they've infringed up the yin yang, and tell every other to Fuck Right Off. Fight it out over a game of pacman in some way off bar or something.

    Or, consumers across the entire planet boycott all companies involved in inane copyright battles. World economy ends.

    Film at 11.

  68. This is in the CONCLUSION not the CLAIMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Claims are under the area ... "What is claimed is:"

  69. Where's the surprise? by djupedal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    AT&T has the bridge...why is everyone surprised they're trying to control the toll fees?

    1. Re:Where's the surprise? by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      Because the patent is as broad as saying:

      System for paying people for stuff, just like you do in real life, but with computers....

      It's not "invention", just the evolution of technology. Financial transactions are a common, existing activity, and replacing paper and pen with machine does not seem like reasonable grounds for a patent.

      Sure - license the software, but the idea is free.

  70. Re:Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, then what about us smoke-bagging cockteasers? I thought we were mac users.

  71. Re:Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grand-grand-father has a patent on 'cocke-bagginge'.

    Please pay your license fee!

    Note: This applies only to our penis-bearing customers.

  72. The real facts. by AzrealAO · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    McFact No. 1: For years, McDonald's had known they had a problem with the way they make their coffee - that their coffee was served much hotter (at least 20 degrees more so) than at other restaurants.

    McFact No. 2: McDonald's knew its coffee sometimes caused serious injuries - more than 700 incidents of scalding coffee burns in the past decade have been settled by the Corporation - and yet they never so much as consulted a burn expert regarding the issue.

    McFact No. 3: The woman involved in this infamous case suffered very serious injuries - third degree burns on her groin, thighs and buttocks that required skin grafts and a seven-day hospital stay.

    McFact No. 4: The woman, an 81-year old former department store clerk who had never before filed suit against anyone, said she wouldn't have brought the lawsuit against McDonald's had the Corporation not dismissed her request for compensation for medical bills.

    McFact No. 5: A McDonald's quality assurance manager testified in the case that the Corporation was aware of the risk of serving dangerously hot coffee and had no plans to either turn down the heat or to post warning about the possibility of severe burns, even though most customers wouldn't think it was possible.

    McFact No. 6: After careful deliberation, the jury found McDonald's was liable because the facts were overwhelmingly against the company. When it came to the punitive damages, the jury found that McDonald's had engaged in willful, reckless, malicious, or wanton conduct, and rendered a punitive damage award of 2.7 million dollars. (The equivalent of just two days of coffee sales, McDonalds Corporation generates revenues in excess of 1.3 million dollars daily from the sale of its coffee, selling 1 billion cups each year.)

    McFact No. 7: On appeal, a judge lowered the award to $480,000, a fact not widely publicized in the media.

    McFact No. 8: A report in Liability Week, September 29, 1997, indicated that Kathleen Gilliam, 73, suffered first degree burns when a cup of coffee spilled onto her lap. Reports also indicate that McDonald's consistently keeps its coffee at 185 degrees, still approximately 20 degrees hotter than at other restaurants. Third degree burns occur at this temperature in just two to seven seconds, requiring skin grafting, debridement and whirlpool treatments that cost tens of thousands of dollars and result in permanent disfigurement, extreme pain and disability to the victims for many months, and in some cases, years.

    Excerpt from: Courtesy Legal News and Views, Ohio Academy of Trial Lawyers

    Also see Van O'Steen and Partners

    Newsaic : Mirrow Law

    1. Re:The real facts. by jgabby · · Score: 1

      what in the world does this have to do with patent infringement again?

    2. Re:The real facts. by denks · · Score: 1

      Reports also indicate that McDonald's consistently keeps its coffee at 185 degrees, still approximately 20 degrees hotter than at other restaurants.

      American coffee consists of a burnt brown powder served in a cup/mug?

      --

      I am Monkey, the Great Sage, equal of heaven!
    3. Re:The real facts. by Bob9113 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [Many examples of McDonald's not taking accountabillity for the coffee issue]

      Reports also indicate that McDonald's consistently keeps its coffee at 185 degrees, still approximately 20 degrees hotter than at other restaurants. Third degree burns occur at this temperature in just two to seven seconds, requiring skin grafting, debridement and whirlpool treatments that cost tens of thousands of dollars and result in permanent disfigurement, extreme pain and disability to the victims for many months, and in some cases, years.


      So what's your point? Ford sells cars knowing full well that those cars are capable of killing the driver and numerous other people in the vicinity.

      But McDonald's sells really hot coffee?

      So is Ferarri liable for selling really fast cars?

      Is Pontiac liable for selling the new GTO, which is really fast and doesn't have a compensatory increase in handling?

      In practice, I guess the answer is yes - if lots of people buy the GTO and then slide it off a freeway interchange, Pontiac will be held liable. I see that as a bad thing. I prefer to make my own choices about what I believe is safe.

      Should parents be allowed to sue their ISP for making pornography available to their children? Should the RIAA be allowed to sue 2600 for making available a tool which can be used to crack DVD encryption?

      Who should be liable? The company that makes a potentially dangerous product available, or the person who uses it dangerously?

      Who should be liable? The person who makes DeCSS available, or the person who uses it to pirate DVDs?

      Who should be liable? The company that sells really hot coffee, or the 81 year old that tries to drink it while driving?

      The very reason the McDonald's case comes up so frequently is because it is currently the canonical example of where the dividing line between personal accountability and public protection is crossed.

      Me? I'm with McDonald's (and 2600) on this one. I would much rather have the freedom to buy a gun and shoot myself in the foot.

  73. WELL SAID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is so true that I think the patent will be overturned in a non-corrupt court.

  74. Edison was no saint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    During the initial years of electricity distribution, Edison's direct current was the standard for the United States and Edison was not disposed to lose all his patent royalties. During the commonly referred to "War of Currents" era, Nikola Tesla and Edison became adversaries due to Edison's promotion of DC for electric power distribution over the more efficient alternating current advocated by Tesla. Edison (or, reportedly, one of his employees) employed the tactics of misusing Tesla's patents to construct the first electric chair for the state of New York in order to promote the idea that alternating current was deadly. Popular myth has it that Edison solely invented the electric chair as a means of impressing the public that alternating current was more dangerous than direct current. Though Edison did advocate executions via AC electrocution, the chair was primarily invented by a few of his employees, in particular Harold P. Brown, working at Menlo Park (though Edison certainly monitored their operations). [1]

    Edison went on to carry out a campaign to discourage the use of alternating current, what today would be commonly referred to as FUD. Edison did preside personally over several executions of animals, primarily stray cats and dogs, for the benefit of the press to prove that his inferior system of direct current was safer than that of alternating current. Edison's series of animal executions peaked with the electrocution of Topsy the Elephant. Ironically, Edison was against capital punishment, but his desire to disparage the superior system of alternating current led to the invention of one of the world's most recognizable killing devices.

    http://en2.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Edison

  75. Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pay, pal.

  76. Compare these patents with drug company patents by darnok · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If drug companies could patent their products with the ease that the USPTO seems to allow IT patents, then the first company to apply for a patent covering "something that makes sick people better" would pretty much have the market cornered.

  77. Re:I think I'll patent applying for silly patents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a tonne of Prior Art examples of that, don't waste your time.

  78. Yes, and so is the patent office by mowo · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to switch my service to someone else - anyone else - now. Where is ATT's online auction and payment system? Get out of the way if you're not going to do something!

    Did Daryl McBride start working for ATT...?

    The patent office is out of control and I'm taking advantage. I've patented toast. Toasting bread, toasting bagels, toast with jelly and cream cheese, toasted muffins, toasted sandwiches and burnt toast.

    I'm suing all you toasters, so if you want to cut out the red tape, just donate to me using my email and PAYPAL! at my web site. :-)

    kimbriggs.onza.net[kimbriggs.onza.net]

    1. Re:Yes, and so is the patent office by fractaloon · · Score: 1

      You may own all the patents to toast but I'm gonna patent the process of selling toast on the web. I'm suing you for everything you make from your posts :P

      It really is ridiculous what can get patented. Next thing you know folks will patent the most direct routes from point A to point B and sue you any time you drive your car.

    2. Re:Yes, and so is the patent office by roninmagus · · Score: 1

      You're both trumped, I've just acquired a patent abstracted as "The method of chewing slightly baked grain products."

    3. Re:Yes, and so is the patent office by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      well i guess ill have to start grilling instead.

    4. Re:Yes, and so is the patent office by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      Too late, I'm already on my way to the patent office for the grilling patent. I'm also getting patents on boiling, deep frying, and roasting, so do please go ahead and use them ... after paying me $100 per use in royalties.

      Send cash or money order to patent_master666

  79. a better IP system by Nick+haflinger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What we ought to do is have a property tax copyrights and patents. The owners of intellectual property could set the price of their inventions then anybody that ponies up the scratch can take it from them unless the inventor ups the price and pays a huge penalty and some back taxes. If the tax is to onerous one can always lower the cost or even release the IP to public domain. You could also get rid of time limits with this since the cost of protecting IP indefinately would be general prohibative. The increased revenue could fund an effective and staffed USPTO.

    1. Re:a better IP system by wdavies · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea. As soon as you exercise stock options (and hold the value) you have to pay taxes, so why not patents. You assign a dollar amount for licencing, and have to pay tax on that, regardless of whether it is used or not. If you then sue someone for not paying it (or claim they breach), then the maximum damages would be those that you claimed. Time value would be hard to predict - but it should put an end to overly broad patent claims OR would force the claimer to put their money (in the form of taxes) where their mouth is. One could almost imagine a derivatives market here somewhere as well. At the very least, one could look and say (in 1994) hey ATT took this patent out and valued it at 1 billion dollars... perhaps they have something clever... Lawsuits and stuff would still apply - and you wouldnt get ya taxes back if they called No Clothes...

      Clever idea, mod this guy up, and send him to Congress!

      Winton

  80. That's the final straw! by 9Nails · · Score: 1

    I'm pattening the words "the" and "to"...

    Anyone who so chooses to use these words, or any combination there of, shall pay me roayties for their use. The meanings of these words shall also become vague enough that I might seek royaties for words such as "too", "thee" and "three".

    The point: Wildass patents are fook'n outta hand...

  81. Bad trend by lurker412 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    We need to think hard about the consequences of becoming a litigation based society. One can imagine a day in which the US does not produce anything at all but merely sues the shit out of everyone who does. I guess there will be a few techies left--only those with 15 years experience supporting law firms need apply. Everything else will be outsourced off-shore. The only jobs left will be for lawyers, para-legals and judges. If we get lucky, we might be called upon to serve on juries once in a while.

    I used to be cynical, but reality has overtaken me.

  82. Note to moderators by lurker412 · · Score: 1

    I wrote the above comment. Mod it troll or offtopic if you like, but it was not meant to be funny.

  83. They should have gone after e-Sex by commonloon · · Score: 0

    ...thats where the money is.

  84. Didn't check my email by orthogonal · · Score: 1

    I didn't check my email, so I guess I missed the memo announcing that Darl McBride got recruited by AT&T.

    That'll teach me to spend all day reading Slashdot.

  85. USPTO - my corrective actions by paiute · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some time ago I was looking into the USPTO job openings. (Aside - They are always complaining that they can't get enough examiners, that they don't have enough money, they can't retain employees, etc.) It occurred to me that one of their main problems is that they require everyone they want to hire to be in the DC area and drive to work every day in that traffic.

    Why not distribute the examination positions around the country? Submissions are mostly electronic now, at least at my company. I'd take some training - even if I had to travel to DC for it - to look over patents and applications in my specialty and be paid per piece. Maybe with thousands of part-time examiners to complement the regular staff, more specialists would be available to point out prior art way before it gets to the lawsuit stage.

    Oh yeah - remember, this is my IP. It has no Unix code in it.

    --
    If Slashdot were chemistry it would look like this:Cadaverine
    1. Re:USPTO - my corrective actions by servoled · · Score: 1

      Most of the examiners take the metro, but it is otherwise a pretty valid point.

      I think this is one of the main reasons that lots of examiners jump ship to patent agent/lawyer jobs after a few years, well, and the pay difference.

      --
      "I have a porkchop, you have a porkchop. I have a veal, you have a veal".
    2. Re:USPTO - my corrective actions by vistic · · Score: 1
      "Submissions are mostly electronic now, at least at my company."


      Sorry... AT&T patented e-submissions.

  86. Is it too late... by Nevo · · Score: 1

    ...for me to patent the conditional jump statement?

  87. Re:I think I'll patent applying for silly patents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has there ever been a patent discussion on ./ without someone making this horribly overplayed joke? Dear god, if this isn't redundant, what is?

  88. Here's a great idea for a new standard! by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    If over, say... 20,000 or so people... independently come up with an idea that you come up with- REGAURDLESS of whether you thought it up "first"- your patent is voided.
    What would be wrong with such a standard?

    --
    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  89. What about banks? by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All bank transactions are conducted over telecom lines of some sort, not to the Internet mind you be directly to their parent branch or HQ. They still are making a financial transaction via telephone communications.

    1. Re:What about banks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in fact it's usually an X25 network

  90. Grammar nazi time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since he invented the damn Internet to begin with, why don't all these lawsuits and settlements just get redirected to award Al Gore??? Seems like that would save us all a lot of time...

    To award? It's toward. I can understand its/it's or insure/ensure or even alot instead of a lot (could be a typo, you never know), but to award??? Imagine if Bush had ordered the military to fire missiles to award Osama bin Laden after 9/11.

  91. This post... by MarkJensen · · Score: 1

    I would post a comment under my ID, but it would probably infringe in AT&T's patent, too...

    So I will post as AC! ;) He, he, he!

    Wait! I'm logged in?!?!? Oh, shi---!

  92. You will by ziegast · · Score: 1

    I believe 1994 was about the time when AT&T came out with it's "You will" commercials.

    Coincidence? I think not!

    Press release: HTML
    Sample commercial (nostalgia altert!): QuickTime

    "You will, and the company that will bring it to you is AT&T." ... becasue we're going to patent stuff now before we build it and then sue the pants off of everyone ten years from now.

    -ez

    "Reach out and sue someone."

  93. Canada blames you! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    If only those silly patent laws were limited to US borders: Canadian innovation choked by U.S. laws

    Lax, outdated U.S. patent laws are stifling innovation in Canada's small technology companies, lawyers warn. And experts say the managers of smaller companies may want to consider whether fighting these laws is worth their time and money. [snip]

    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    1. Re:Canada blames you! by axxackall · · Score: 1

      Just move to Asia: in Thailand or HongKong or Taiwan you are more protected from most of US IP lawers :)

      --

      Less is more !
    2. Re:Canada blames you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada Sucks.

      Smug little bastards, always looking down thier nose at the americans (for entirely the wrong reasons), reaping all the gains of being a US citizen at none of the costs. Insecure; driven by penis-envy (the women are anyways-thus canada's identity crisis) intolerable brown nosers with nothing to offer the world but resources.

      The only one's I feel sorry for are the one's which can actually make something.

      I was born in canada and the only reason for the post-secondary education was to get the hell out of there. fuck you.

    3. Re:Canada blames you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot something like "sad puppy dog desiring praise" some where in there.

  94. Anonymizer?? by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    From what I can read, they seem to be talking about any sort of anonymizer. The original application talks about phone systems. It's very specific, including saying that the intermediary would get the phone number of the caller from the phone system. This pretty much rules out things like The Internet where the calling system identifies itself in the TCP/IP Headers.

    If you broaden this to include any sort of anonymizer, including the 'Net, then I'd say that anonymous remailers would also classify as prior art. anonymizing proxies might also classify.. As would Microsoft's Passport wallets.

    Either this thing doesn't apply to 3rd party internet purchases, or I'd say that there's a boatload of prior art.

    --
    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    1. Re:Anonymizer?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bear in mind that the patent dates from 1993. I don't think Microsoft Passport is prior art.

  95. lawsuits...lawsuits...lawsuits by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    If I had known that this country was going in this direction, I would got my law degree and skipped math.

    Hey, a career note to all you high-school folk, get your law degree.

    What scares me is if this is only the tip of the iceburg for the future. It seems that any and everyone now just sues to get their way. Heck, you dont even have to have a good case. If you dont get your way or you are just mad at soneone/thing, just sue to get even. Soon web sites will have a lawsuit counter replacing their hit counter.

    Im so mad now, I think I need a lawyer - I just wanna sue someone. GGRRRRRRRrrrr!

  96. Warming up for the next bout: by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    Once the big boys are finished this one, the next match in the War of the One Patent will be midget wrestling:

    Patent could be worth billions Legal fight ahead. Tiny Longueuil firm sparks firestorm in New Zealand with warnings to pay up faces stiff resistance.

    After years of struggles, Edward Pool's tiny, little-known Longueuil firm is hoping to finally start cashing in on controversial patents he says should give it royalties on every international e-commerce transaction.

    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  97. What about Western Union? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Surely they were "electronicly" transfering funds long before 1994?

  98. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2, Funny

    Read the letters section of this week's Economist, the USPTO claims "Patent reform pending".

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    [o]_O
  99. Funny! by crivens · · Score: 1

    Besides e-Payments, the AT&T patent purports to cover e-Voting, e-Auctions, e-Gifts, e-Donations, e-Wishlists and e-Referrals. e-Gad! e-Yikes!

    This is the funniest thing I've read on Slashdot in years. Come to think of it, it's the only funny thing I've read on Slashdot in years!

    Just kidding!!

  100. I'll take the -5 Troll for the cowering masses... by nametaken · · Score: 1

    How about, "e-Lick-My-Deathstars" AT&T!!!

  101. Jee-zus. Fuck EVERY-body. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    That's all I have to say. A nod of recognition will be enough.

  102. Great!! by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
    I hope this goes way further than it should.

    The minute people find their beloved eBay in trouble, the backlash will be massive.

    Nothing will help put this patent issue in the critical spotlight than stuff like this.

  103. Good grief by emarkp · · Score: 3, Funny

    I e-think I'm going to be e-sick.... (apologies to Foxtrot)

  104. FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we haven't posted it once, we've posted it a million times

    I'm pretty sure you mean, "if we have posted it once, we've posted it a million times."

  105. Re:I think I'll patent applying for silly patents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear god, if this isn't redundant, what is?

    The ensuing bitching and moaning by ACs.

  106. Re:e-Bullsh!t.... Did that on Usenet back in 1990. by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

    Basically you were a broker, that job has been around for LONG time before AT&T claimed it. All they may have done was add the ability to do it via phone. I wonder if this means all the 1-800 (and 1-900) numbers that accept a credit card as payment for something owe AT&T royalties? After all, they used "telecommunications" to buy something. This one should (I hope) get tossed out as a waste of the court's time.

  107. And yet another profit joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Place bullet in revolver.
    2. Take steady aim at big toe on left foot.
    3. ???
    4. Profit?

  108. Bush's next nominee for Patent Office Commish.... by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

    Captain Obvious.

    His second choice is Joe Theisman but what's the difference.

    --
    There is nothing inherently safe about liberty. That's why so many people died protecting it.
  109. Ebay and PayPal deserve what they get by Prof.+F�HL · · Score: 1

    I have dealt with no more customer-unfriendly and duplicitous companies than Ebay and PayPal. They deserve each other.
    I'm on AT&T's side, SCO's side, MicroSquish's side, Satan's side, etc, as long as they are pissing off EbayPal.

    'What's Our Money Doing in Your Wallet?'

  110. Been done since the seventies by FRAKK2 · · Score: 0

    The major international banks where doing this sought of transaction every since the seventies.
    This is compolete and utter bollocks. This is what
    happens wehn you allow software patens to exist.

  111. Re:Bush's next nominee for Patent Office Commish.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The liberals did nothing and even less when they held office. Open your freaking eyes, please.

  112. For Every Lawsuit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For every lawsuit filed, one lawyer must be sacrificed to Cthulhu. The best method is to pour boiling gold into his ass.

    It could be called the Golden Ass Ceremony.

    This should take care of any frivolous lawsuits.

    As for allowing software to be patented, anyone who approves a software patent should have their eyes gouged out with a grapefruit spoon.

    I wonder if I could patent both of those methods.

    Fnord!

    1. Re:For Every Lawsuit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Throwing out patented software as a whole is a mistake. Complex algorithims, and applications in medical (which could/would not be developed otherwise), or even vehicle navigation come to mind. But when it comes to (what seems like) blatent abuse of the legal system and the patent system in particular, another solution needs to be derived. Perhaps a more strict review policy or probation for one type and a very short life for others, I don't know I'm not involved, I couldn't be if I wanted to be and could care little.

  113. Prior art a gogo.... by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A patent on online transactions issued on 1994?
    CompuStore dates back to what 1980s? 1970s?
    Anybody use Fantacy plaza? I bought a book on how to make a CBB (Computer Bullitan Board.. I know.. BBS but it's what the book calls em) back in like 1983 or 84 a decade before this patent was issued.

    By the sound of it looks like they are trying to clame the transaction of all forms of data.

    FIDONET, Xmodem, TCP/IP.

    Maybe it's just a patent on database interaction?
    Ok I'm at a loss but this seams highly likely to have some prior art some place.

    Yet annother technical patent so the patent officers wouldn't actually know what they are signing off on.

    This is why we need a moratorium on Internet patents. So the general public (or at least public officals) can catch up.
    Same with Internet laws...

    --
    I don't actually exist.
  114. OMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +x informative ??
    I thought we were talking about AT&T and PayPal, here.
    Damn you moderators

  115. Never buy anything again! by saderax · · Score: 1

    "... AT&T's U.S. patent that covers transactions in which a trusted intermediary securely processes payments over a communications system such as the Internet. The use of a trusted intermediary ensures that one party will not have to disclose sensitive information, such as a credit card number or bank account number, to the other party to the transaction."

    ... over a communications system... Wow. That covers a lot of ground. I think AT&T has crossed a line here. I and I'd assume many others consider speech a communication system. Does this mean that acting as a mediator in trades now requires licensing from AT&T?! What about buying something over the phone??? How about faxing orders to a drop-shipper?

    But wait--- it gets better. Does this cover the entire industry of drop-shipping? If I take the money while factories under different ownership produce my crap and ship it, am I now in violation of AT&T's patent?
    just my 2 cents!

  116. IP and the loss of all that is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This crap is going to destroy all that is good in technology unless someone puts a stop to it soon. It has alreay gotten to the point where people can't even HAVE an idea without getting sued. It's the American Way(tm)!

    Here's what I see about the US right now:

    -Individual rights? Nope. That could possibly infringe on the rights of a company or other profitable organization.

    -Corporate liability? Nope. Companies go bankrupt all the time and STILL manage to take home record wages for their executives.

    -Government representation? No f*in way. The only thing your government represents is itself and the interests of the businesses that support them.

    Get a grip America(tm), you are losing control of your own machine.

    1. Re:IP and the loss of all that is good by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      We lost control of our own machine when we allowed Income Taxes and later Elected FDR. It's been going down the toilet ever since..

  117. Re:I think I'll patent applying for silly patents. by parawing742 · · Score: 1

    That wouldn't make it because it's not original at all. There are so many silly patents already. Remember "Prior Art"?

  118. My Patent Plan by Glock27 · · Score: 1
    I'm planning to patent "communication methods involving air, vibration or electrons". I don't consider it overbroad or prior art, hell, I'm sure there's no other patent phrased the same way!

    Now, all of you please send money...you're in violation! ;-)

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  119. Re:I think I'll patent applying for silly patents. by Ronny+Cook · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't work. Too much prior art.

  120. Re:I think I'll patent applying for silly patents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our bitching and moaning AC overlords. Huhuh, look how funny I am :-

  121. Spam by nukeade · · Score: 1

    I'll be impressed when they sue spammers for circumventing the spam filters.

    ~Ben

  122. go ATT by Down8 · · Score: 1

    All I can say is "go AT&T!"

    I'm sick of PayPal and eBay's collective bullshit. Did you know it's imposssible to close your PayPal account? Just ask them and see what they say.

    -bZj

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  123. Lets Patent this Business Model! by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    No seriously. I'd be willing to kick in a few bucks to patent the business model by which you patent some shit people've been doing for years and then try to use the legal system to extort all the money you can out of people. Given that business process patents are allowed and the USPTO rubber stamps everything that comes in the door, it should be fairly straightforward to get the patent by them. It doesn't even matter that people have been doing this for years (It's in the business model, remember?)

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  124. As near as I can figure... by linuxjack55 · · Score: 1

    ...AT&T is claiming a patent on communication. To wit:

    1. Field of the Invention

    The invention concerns communications systems generally and particularly concerns the use of a communications system to mediate transactions among entities reachable by the communications system.

    What doesn't that cover?

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  125. Re:I think I'll patent applying for silly patents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, we've had e-nough.

  126. Nonobvious by MemoryAid · · Score: 1
    To be patentable, an idea is supposed to be nonobvious. In making computers more user-friendly, the interface is designed to be obvious. The scandal a year or two ago when some corporation claimed the IP rights to the hyperlink comes to mind. However, when you put your grandmother in front of a computer with a web page displayed (and teach her to use the mouse) she will find clicking on hyperlinks a very intuitive interface. Perhaps obvious, even.

    On the other hand, it is not obvious how to make a hyperlink. Well, it's pretty easy to make them, but I couldn't code an html interpreter myself. Anyway, it's usually the behind-the-scenes stuff that has the patentable ideas in it. Kind of like how the mpeg2 developers consortium is charging money to use mpeg2 encoders, but isn't suing people who use Ogg Vorbis.

    Or how SCO charges people to use their UNIX, but doesn't sue people who... uh, never mind.

    Well, anyway, that's the idea. Did I use enough buzzwords?

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  127. AT&T should e-fucking get e-life by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    But I am going to patent LIFE. This is it. I am going to patent this concept and anything and everything that is alife or e-life will owe me.

    1. Re:AT&T should e-fucking get e-life by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Sorry, already been done:

      PATENT: #000000001
      ISSUED: UNKNOWN
      APPLICANT: GOD

      Method and Apparatus by which naturally occurring matter substances are organized so that a spontaneous sentient collection of such substances is created.

  128. Go Asia! by axxackall · · Score: 1
    When the center of world hi-tech industry will finally shift to Asia, USPTO (and US IP laws more generally) will be one of those to blame for it. Who will want to invest to a software startup in US if it's most likely already violating few software patents?

    At first the shift is not going fast - Asian software developers still want in many cases to sell their software to USA. But the more they will sell software to other Asian software consumers is the more it will create the effect of a snowball. At some point, when the revenue of Asian-made software products sold inside Asia will exceed the revenue of Asian-made software products sold to US - the avalanche will happen and Asian software developers will lose the rest of their fears about US crazy patent laws.

    And I guess, counting that Latin software development market will be developed by a scenario similar to Asian one, the Europian software development market will adapt to Asian model, ignoring the dying USA old brother.

    All that may happen, of course, if USA won't bomb Asia for that.

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  129. prior art by cybersekkin · · Score: 1

    I was in the Navy from 91 to 95 and we used a program called SUADPS we used the computer to order the parts and arrange payment from our budget log to the supplies log (even tied into shore environs with the same system for ordering items) AT&Ts patent is BS. Prior art is all over the place.

  130. LOL by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    I used home banking at BofA on a 14.4 modem dial up to a tandem system before any of these. Prior art abounds, at&t begs to be nationalised...King Geo will never allow that though

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  131. statute of limitations anyone? by mgoodman · · Score: 0

    who else out there wants to KILL the next retarded jackarse bastard company that sues over a patent that should never have been awarded in the first place?

    there should be a freakin statute of limitations on how long you have to:
    1) file a patent on something that is already out in the market
    2) sue over a product that infringes on an existing patent

    that statute of limitations should be 1 day. f all you bastards. you're ruining it for people who actually deserve their patents.

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    1. Re:statute of limitations anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want ta get rich?

      I know a "bubble boy" down the street that's suppose to be on the ball, whadda say to you, me and a few others do some "social engineering".

      "KILL"... no it's uncivilized. The proper thing to do is set em up and leave em dry. Then remove your ass from that type of exposure.

  132. people in the patent office are like Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... except for the genious part.

  133. Re:e-Bullsh!t.... Did that on Usenet back in 1990. by jbloggs · · Score: 0

    I dont know about you but my internet connection has no telephone involved.

  134. Re:I can't fucking believe this crap. I'm outta he by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

    A patent on the "1. [something] 2. ??? 3. Profit!" business model? I bet you collected lots of royalties during the .com boom!

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  135. Also granted in Europe by Halo1 · · Score: 1

    The European version can be found here . Looks identical at first sight, though I did not compare all the claims word for word yet. Another great patent waiting to be legalised. Act now!

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    1. Re:Also granted in Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least I have some hope in europe as courts are not this kind of muppet show like in fucking usa.

  136. Re:e-Bullsh!t.... Did that on Usenet back in 1990. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    CompuServe was doing that prior to 1991. And yep, it used a telephone dialup.

  137. not so fast AT&T... by some+damn+guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    They obviously forgot about MY patent (#101,936,345)

    "A method of maximizing the returns of any large-scale finanical-enrichment scheme which utilizes courtroom-based justice-mediated settlements as a method for increasing cash flow, increasing the possiblities for success through the aquisition of patents for the most extremely fundamental and obvious aspects of every-day existence."

    Nice try though.

    1. Re:not so fast AT&T... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, there's prior art. Someone posts that at least twice on every slashdot IP story.

  138. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US IT industry goes down in a serious of idiotic lawsuits caused by the USPTO while the rest of the world laughs their asses off.

    Good job USA ...

    May the greed be with you

  139. you might find the patent interesting reading by alizard · · Score: 1

    It appears that the patent specifically relates to dialup telephone systems. There are a large number of references in the claims to "telephone number" and "special telephone number".

    The impression I had is that AT&T knew how to make this work with telephones and while they had no clue how to make this work with any other form of communications, decided to try claiming the universe because they could.

    The basic purpose of a patent is to provide a description for those who are "skilled in the art" to build a copy of the invention.

    If you want to try getting from the patent to a modern online credit card transaction system, have fun and good luck.

    Does this mean that everybody involved in e-commerce has a chance to break the patent, or at least the parts of it that "claim" to apply but anything but dialup telephone systems?

    Ask somebody else, IANAL.

    1. Re:you might find the patent interesting reading by EmagGeek · · Score: 1


      "The basic purpose of a patent is to provide a description for those who are "skilled in the art" to build a copy of the invention."

      The purpose of a patent is to protect an inventor's opportunity to profit from his/her inventions.

      "If you want to try getting from the patent to a modern online credit card transaction system, have fun and good luck. "

      Nowadays, yes, but in 1994 when the public internet was "new," it's quite conceivable that any number of patents on the most basic e-ideas could have been had.

      "Does this mean that everybody involved in e-commerce has a chance to break the patent, or at least the parts of it that "claim" to apply but anything but dialup telephone systems?"

      Yes, as long as they can prove they were doing it before the patent application was filed, which was on June 3, 1993.

      "It appears that the patent specifically relates to dialup telephone systems."

      Yes, yes it does, doesn't it? What they will undoubtedly try to do is convince the court that all the claims that state "a communications routing system of a type that functions generally" is the base claim and that all that crap about telephone switching systems was meant to be a specific subset of the "communications routing system," and that because of that anything that can be considered a "communications routing system of a type that functions generally" is covered in the Patent.

      This is obviously not what they intended by the patent, but in the age of Creative Litigation(TM), which is what I call anything having to do with Intellectual Property, leveraging Patents has become a stated part of the bottom line for most companies, especially those who are not doing well. AT&T is certainly not doing well, and hasn't in about 20 years. They were smart to sell off all of their core technology businesses during The Boom(TM) - the cash from Lucent alone is probably enough to sustain AT&T for a long time. But, now that they have no core products anymore other than Telecom, they're hurting.

      So, enter their Law Depertment with their GRE type reasoning: "All people are idiots, and all juries are made up of people. Therefore, all juries are also idiots." In my strictly NonLegal opinion, I think this is grasping at straws. But, after seeing SCO claim ownership of Linux, nothing surprises me anymore.

  140. This does not cover standard credit card payments by ConfusedVorlon · · Score: 1

    'can Microsoft and other browser makers be sued for being able to submit credit card info through their browsers'

    The patent is only for payments where the purchaser's credit card details are not revealed to the vendor. Standard payments to major sites where credit card details are submitted through the browser are not covered.

    Third party sites (like worldpay) perhaps come under the description

    Worldpay - may give us an idea to get round the patent though - If credit card details are _sometimes_ revealed to the vendor, then we have a different kettle of fish. In worldpay's case, I believe that happens in cases of fraud.

  141. Telephone trading by hughk · · Score: 1
    Actually the word 'telephone' is used explicitly in the majority of the claims.

    If they want to specifically address the issue of trusted intermediaries, well they can start with many electronic exchanges with prior art back to the mid-eighties.

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  142. What's wrong with Software Copyrights? by jbrocklin · · Score: 1
    I'm all for doing away with software patents. There are certain times where they _could_ make sense, but it seems like most of the time they're for silly things like this one of processing x via y. What's so bad about software copyrights that prohibit people from copying the code, but not the action the code is doing? That seems to be more important to me! We seem to consider our society one that spurs growth and innovation - but doing something one way, then saying that no one else can do what we've done is defeating the purpose. With a copyright, at least someone can reproduce the same action - and it may be better. This kind of intellectual competition seems to be going by the wayside...

    Just my $0.02

  143. Death of the Internet by Greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The 00's... the decade when the Internet was killed by greedy lawsuit-happy companies.

    I wish America would follow what Europe's public is trying to do, and get rid of patents on programming concepts. Everyone (but the big greedy companies) will be happier that way, and innovation can continue.

  144. E-dot-com lodge? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

    Oh, no: this will drive the E.com lodge out of business!

  145. they already do by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    they allready do charge more for corporations, independent inventors pay signifigiantly lower fees.

    check out undersecratary rogan's 21st century plan to learn about the proposed new fee schedule. Basically a lower fee for less than 20 claims, a higher fee, for the next tier, and an extremely high fee for the next highest tier.

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  146. did you even read the patent? by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    the summary of invention provides several instances of prior art, including legacy systems in figures 1 and 2, and then proceeds to disclose how it is differentiated over the prior art.

    don't be quite so reactionary

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  147. Business Method by Seby123456 · · Score: 1

    Isn't AT&T's patent just for a business method and as such unpatentable? Or is that just in Europe?

  148. Needs to satisfy all claims, not any by cgenman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of particular interest are claims 5 and six, which sets forth

    5. The method set forth in claim 1 wherein:

    the communications routing system is a switching portion of a telephone system; and

    the step of receiving a transaction specifier includes the steps of:

    receiving a special telephone number in the switching portion; and

    using the special telephone number to derive the transaction specifier.

    6. The method set forth in claim 5 wherein:

    the step of receiving a transaction specifier further includes the step of using the special telephone number to derive a telephone number of the vendor and

    the step of responding to the transaction specifier includes the step of using the telephone number to obtain transaction information concerning the transaction from or provide transaction information to the vendor.


    Claim 7 is similar.

    In other words, to be a valid patent violation, the parties must use a telephone number to identify eachother. I don't know about you, but I've never given nor received anyone's telephone telephone numbers on paypal.

    Now, AT&T may argue that IP addresses are a "special" telephone number... Which is utter bunk, as VoIP is after 30 years of IP just starting to exist. But even then, Paypal does not connect independent parties with eachother via IP address, but rather e-mail address. Any respectable judge would throw out of his or her courtroom a lawyer that attempted to argue that "telephone number" meant any system that involved routing, including IP, E-mail, Telegraph, AIM, Kazaa, and Shared Printers.

    Overall it looks like the original patent wasn't quite that bad... A shared telephone authentication system based upon the telephone company's then-new caller ID system as an identifier. As AT&T noted in their patent application, this is a way to mediate a transaction over the telephone while shielding the buyer's information from the seller. What's bad is then taking this and attempting to apply it to all internet transactions.

    You filed your patent application. It was accepted because it was sufficiently narrow. Don't go whining now because it wasn't as broad as you would like.

    1. Re:Needs to satisfy all claims, not any by EverlastingPhelps · · Score: 1
      In other words, to be a valid patent violation, the parties must use a telephone number to identify eachother. I don't know about you, but I've never given nor received anyone's telephone telephone numbers on paypal.
      Not true. Claim 1 is an independant claim, which means that it stands on its own. If you violate every part of claim 1 (and just claim 1), you violate the patent. The reason that you have 5 and 7 as dependant claims is that if claim 1 is invalidated (like if it was anticipated [someone already invented it] or it was obvious to do that for someone skilled in the art [probably] then 1+5 or 1+7 might still be different enough to survive. I'm betting that what will happen is that Claim 1 will die on being challenged, but some of the dependant claims will survive.
  149. It is so stupid... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... it is no longer funny.

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  150. e-Welcome to the American e-Way of e-Life (tm) by dapprman · · Score: 1

    :P

  151. North of England to sue IT companies ? by dapprman · · Score: 1

    As E (prn ee) (eg e-bygum) is a North of England colloquial (sp ?) expression that has been used for many hundreds of years, and as a result must surely by the property of the people of Lancashire (oh and Yorkshire (some one else can explain the 800 year long rivalry).

    Thus I reckon, as no IT company appears to have asked my fellow Lancashiremen for the right to use the expression E in their marketting slang, we ought to sue for ownership infringment any company using E- or e- or even e and E as prefixes in product/solution/markettting/widget names.

    To those companies out there who persist, all I can say is, in the local tongue,
    E-lad, y'know t'trouble y'in ? E let me help you out with t'settlement

  152. You asked for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Claim 4. ???
    Claim 5. Profit!!!

  153. The Check is in the Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You make a purchase at your local store with your credit card, you receive a bill from your credit card company, you mail them a check, they make the transaction with your bank. Sounds a lot like the same thing?

  154. Where's America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When I was growing up in the Soviet Union, I wanted to move to a free country. I wanted to live in a country where I could criticize the government, run a business, invent and help the others. However, when I moved the States and learned how this country worked, I realized that I was in a country where I could not invent or improve the already existing inventions because of all the trademark/copyright laws. I could not say a word against big businesses that slept with the government on a daily basis. Moreover, I was in a country where people were ready to sue your ass for almost everything. Oh, almost forgot about religious conservative groups and their political influence on the current government.

    It is funny how all these companies, including AT&T, were given a great chance of succeeding in the Americano land. However, instead of supporting the state and the fellow companies they try to run over each other. By the way, AT&T has announced 3,000 layoffs (10% of its total workforce in the United States). The company is considering outsourcing these jobs to India

    Let's see, jobs go to India... law suits come to the US. I think it's about the time we start a direct action against companies like that. Remember: customer is always right. I am cancelling my DSL subscription with them.

  155. AAAAARRRGGGHHHH! Do some fact checking! by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Who should be liable? The company that sells really hot coffee, or the 81 year old that tries to drink it while driving?

    AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!

    How many freaking times do we need to go over this?

    Read my lips: SHE WASN'T DRIVING! In fact, the CAR WAS PARKED AT THE TIME.

    How hard is it for people to get the facts straight, when this has been talked to death on Slashdot a million times?

    The case was not about "stupid lady doing stupid things". It was about "McDonalds sold a needlessly hot product that injured people during a normal course of action".

    Sorry, folks, but people can and do spill coffee on themselves all the time. How many of them need surgery because of it? Very few, because in the vast majority of cases, this coffee comes from what is established as a safe temperature.

    Allowing McDonalds to win a case like this would be like letting beef producers knowingly inject E. Coli into their hamburger, and if someone got sick, well.. you shoulda cooked it all the way.

    Guess what? That's not how our society works. Negligence is the act of doing the wrong thing / not doing the right thing, when you know what the right thing is to do. Pretty much every other restaurant in the US knows what a safe coffee temperature is, McDonalds didn't - even after they'd been told hundreds of times about the problem. Ergo, they lost.

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    1. Re:AAAAARRRGGGHHHH! Do some fact checking! by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      I Reiterate:

      Should the RIAA be allowed to sue 2600 for making available a tool which can be used to crack DVD encryption?

      Surely 2600 knew precisely what people were using it for. They're a cracker mag fer chrissakes.

  156. obvious by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

    This patent should have failed the "obvious to one skilled in the art" test. From my reading, it appears to be a patent on managing a money transaction over a communications system using some undefined data processing equipment. Having a middleman broker an exchange is nothing new. The only "innovation" here is using an electronic system in the middle. Essentially, this is a patent on "escrow services....on a computer!"

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  157. This stuff is getting funnier all the time. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1

    I particularly love the parts where the US Patenet office is granting patents to companies and giving them powers that the federal government doesn't even have. Levying charges on internet transactions? INSANE!

    "I, uh, patented, uh, communication on the internet. You see, if you're communicating in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER, you owe me a rather large chunk of your profits. My lawyers will be over shortly to inspect your ledgers. Also, you will have to initiate a new tracking system where all information will be flagged to me. Says right here that I own the IDEA OF INFORMATION OVER A INTERNATIONAL NETWORK. Nobody else patented it!"

    When you grant a patent for all forms of monetary transfer via internet, you are really setting yourself up for a future where corporations THAT YOU CANNOT VOTE ON have more power than the government over you, with more cash, and more influence, and with a total disregard for their constituency.

    I think it rather funny that Orwell spoke of a future where the populace was controlled by the government, and in reality, it is starting to look like it is all being handed off to corporations, who can control you without regulaion, and certainly not have taxes taken off of their profits.

    All the federal government wants to do now is charge Greenpeace with piracy and protect oil interests.

    You know what? When I was a child we were free.

    Things better change soon.

  158. Strangely familiar... by He+Schutze+He+Scores · · Score: 1

    SCO

    I should really get this looked at..

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    1. Re:Strangely familiar... by He+Schutze+He+Scores · · Score: 1

      (Damn, where's the edit button? Figures - the one time I didn't preview before posting.)
      That should have been
      *cough!* SCO *cough!*

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  159. Poor reading makes me think of much prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Granted I didn't read through all the claims just the first 10-12, but it seems to me that if you have ever called a 'vendor' using the telephone, spoken to the authorized representitive, confirmed your identity, purchased something, payed with a card, confirmed the order, hung up the phone, waited for and recieved your stuff; that you and the vendor have just violated AT&Ts patent. No need for a web browser. Surely this happened before 1991?

  160. Does this mean...? by dacarr · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that SMTP is in violation of a patent as well?

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  161. Does Telecommuncation mean.... by gujju · · Score: 1

    ... that we cannot do stuff over the phone either. Would AT&T require a license to make credit cards over the phone. The phone is a telecom medium as well....

  162. What about tin can and string transactions? by Cyran0 · · Score: 1

    Good news for the cotton and steel industries... As we speak, ebay is retrofitting its servers with soup-can ports!

  163. AT&T by rk_nh · · Score: 1

    It seems to me since they have sued before, that they are trying to prove that the internet is a 'communication' system. I am sure that they have more patents involving them locked away in the vault.

  164. scissor paper rock hammer bomb tank by skotte · · Score: 1

    Y'know what the whole lawsuit game reminds me of?

    ever played scissor/paper/rock, maybe with a sibling, and someone thinks of throwing up something other than scissors, paper, or rock? maybe someone yells 'hammer breaks rock AND scissors!' then someone else quickly thinks 'yeah? well *bomb* blows up that hammer!' and, you know, the rebuttals continue in a sort of 3rd-grade-intellectual battle of wits where noone actually calls names or throws punches -- that would be uncivilized. but this continuing escalation of my words and clever weaponry make your weaponry look unclever and stupid .....
    yeah, that's what the lawsuit game reminds me of. everyone constantly suing everyone else in a meta-battle of meta-wits.

  165. Few even on /. rant for abolishment. by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    It'd be nice to see it, but most just whine about _abusive_ patents.

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    1. Re:Few even on /. rant for abolishment. by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

      I know few people on Slashdot rant for abolishment. I never specified what the solution is they rant for, just that they were ranting. Few even propose a solution, and thus I mostly ignore their comments.

      Anyway, I think it is a good thing that more people don't advocate abolishment, because that would be a very bad solution. While I respect your passion, you never present a logical argument. This I have a problem with.

      I can handle having my opinions challenged however, and I'm hoping one day you will post a reasonable argument. After all, challenging people's opinions is the only way to bring about change. I don't believe your change would be a good one however, which is why I usually reply to your non-comments with statements of my own. I beleive you have a somewhat reasonable opinion, but that it just needs to be tempered with a bit of reality and reason. When that happens, you might just present a position worth noticing.

      Have a good night.

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  166. Re:Bush's next nominee for Patent Office Commish.. by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

    It's a joke. I'm a life long Republican.

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  167. And they waited just *HOW* long !?!?!?! by RadioAmber · · Score: 1

    There is no way in HELL that this will go through ... this lawsuit is about greed ... you see that have now done ABSOLUELY NOTHING for just now going on ELEVEN YEARS PLUS ... I ran a BBS way back when that took E-Payments via Visa card ... this is OLD tech. The lawsuit is just as preposterous as the one webcasters were threatend with by Acacia ... I just abot rolled out of my chair laughing at the STUPIDITY of it. THANK GOD we have judges that KNOW about this tech and will not be fooled by the SHYSTER lawyer who filed this (he ought to be disbarred for violation of ethics) GREED GREED GREED GREED GREED --- Bottom line!

  168. Nice to get replies. by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's still nice to get replies, even if it's a different viewpoint.

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    -Libertarian secular transhumanist
  169. What about CASH?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'The use of an intermediary ensures that one party will not have to disclose sensitive information, such as a credit card number or bank account number, directly to the other party in a deal.'

    Isn't CASH a pre-existing technology?

    Good old Cash lets you walk up to someone you don't know, purchase an item, and walk away without ever having to identify yourself, or your bank numbers... all by using the government and its money as the intermediary?

    I think currancy was here thousands of years before AT&T even existed...