Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband passed away, the insurance company said his policy didn't cover him.
Old Lady #2: They didn't have enough money for the funeral.
Old Lady #3: It's so hard nowadays, with all the gangs and rap music..
Old Lady #1: What about the robots?
Old Lady #4: Oh, they're everywhere!
Old Lady #1: I don't even know why the scientists make them.
Old Lady #2: Darren and I have a policy with Old Glory Insurance, in case we're attacked by robots.
Old Lady #1: An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.
Old Lady #2: Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health.
Sam Waterson: I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration. You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time.
And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. Now, for only $4 a month, you can achieve peace of mind in a world full of grime and robots, with Old Glory Insurance. So, don't cower under your afghan any longer. Make a choice. Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.
This is not true. If you add padding to the end of one show such that it ends after another begins, then a conflict is created and the second show will not record. The only way around this is to set up a manual record for the second show which defeats the purpose of a PVR. As much as I love ReplayTV (I have 2), it does not have any advantage over Tivo in this area.
I'm offering $2,500 to anyone who can give my a idea that goes on to win. I am also offering $2,500 to anyone who can impliment said idea so that it results in winning the contest. Any takers?
It's a good thing that we are going to let the Hubble fall into disrepair. All of these new discoveries mean that we will have to keep revising our Science textbooks and that is an expense that our school systems cannot afford. At least when that damn telescope stops working we will can content that we know all that it is possible to know without the burden of having to keep up with these new "facts."
Sure, you could obtain Premium shows for free but that is not how it is "intended" to be used. It is great for finding shows that you missed for various reasons (power outage, premptions, etc.) It is also great when you find a show that you like, you can get previous episodes without having to wait for reruns. The people who are trying to get The Sopranos for free are going to be the ones who ruin it for everyone.
5000 series still had IVS but it was dropped from the 5500. It is possible to "reactivate" the feature via some software tools or if you reimage the hard drive with a 5000 series image. Since most people replace the hard with a larger one, this is pretty simple to do at that time.
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Does this mean that I won't be able to check into hotels as Abe Froman any more?
No WE is not ready.
Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband passed away, the insurance company said his policy didn't cover him.
Old Lady #2: They didn't have enough money for the funeral.
Old Lady #3: It's so hard nowadays, with all the gangs and rap music..
Old Lady #1: What about the robots?
Old Lady #4: Oh, they're everywhere!
Old Lady #1: I don't even know why the scientists make them.
Old Lady #2: Darren and I have a policy with Old Glory Insurance, in case we're attacked by robots.
Old Lady #1: An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.
Old Lady #2: Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health.
Sam Waterson: I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration. You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time.
And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. Now, for only $4 a month, you can achieve peace of mind in a world full of grime and robots, with Old Glory Insurance. So, don't cower under your afghan any longer. Make a choice. Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.
They must know something about your bedroom activities.
http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/28/ 1429243&tid=176&tid=3
Fixed... no space.
This is not true. If you add padding to the end of one show such that it ends after another begins, then a conflict is created and the second show will not record. The only way around this is to set up a manual record for the second show which defeats the purpose of a PVR. As much as I love ReplayTV (I have 2), it does not have any advantage over Tivo in this area.
It looks like the old interface is back. That experiment didn't last very long.
If you can't read/reder Japanese, then how do you know that it doesn't say "This product does not contain 802.11"?
But you better keep it on the KT because if the SONY finds out you will be SOL.
That is a great station and it still broadcasts online: http://www.woxy.com/
That's a great idea. How come no one else has asked for this? Does any one have Lucas' number?
"Did you know that cum leave streaks if you don't clean it up right away?"
"Superman Bonus" is so eighties. It is now known as the "Office Space Bonus."
Let's find out:
I bought the DVD, and it's definitely NOT worth it, regardless of other people's opinions.
I'm offering $2,500 to anyone who can give my a idea that goes on to win. I am also offering $2,500 to anyone who can impliment said idea so that it results in winning the contest. Any takers?
I think that the net would be a lot better place if we all talked to our parents about safe computing.
We just got our first watercooler last month. Now I finally have a place where I can talk about last night's episode of the Sopranos.
It's a good thing that we are going to let the Hubble fall into disrepair. All of these new discoveries mean that we will have to keep revising our Science textbooks and that is an expense that our school systems cannot afford. At least when that damn telescope stops working we will can content that we know all that it is possible to know without the burden of having to keep up with these new "facts."
iPos... as in Piece of Sh...?
Amen, Brother. Those C & Java lovers don't know what they are missing.
Now that is an exciting news story!
What about my beloved RPG?
1. Create a problem 2. Sell solution to problem you created 3. Profit As the Guiness guys would say... Brilliant!
Sure, you could obtain Premium shows for free but that is not how it is "intended" to be used. It is great for finding shows that you missed for various reasons (power outage, premptions, etc.) It is also great when you find a show that you like, you can get previous episodes without having to wait for reruns. The people who are trying to get The Sopranos for free are going to be the ones who ruin it for everyone.
5000 series still had IVS but it was dropped from the 5500. It is possible to "reactivate" the feature via some software tools or if you reimage the hard drive with a 5000 series image. Since most people replace the hard with a larger one, this is pretty simple to do at that time.