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  1. Re:You know... on March of the Penguins Tops Box Offices · · Score: 1

    Boring smelly animal on slashdot?

    It sounds like me!

  2. Re:E-mail? on Meet Web Hypochondriacs · · Score: 1

    Whenever I get one of those e-mails I start feeling impotent, bald, depressed, insomniac, anxious and fat.

  3. Re:Thanks :) on NASA Reveals Dust Devil Data from Mars · · Score: 1

    I have always been wondering what "lightning" is.

    Many people are still wondering what "lightning" is.

  4. Re:Maybe on Titan Moon's Bright Hot Spot · · Score: 1

    AFAIK bellybutton doesn't emit light. Maybe if you burn its lint, but I haven't test it.

  5. Re:I want you to meet my little friend on There Is No Safe Web Browser · · Score: 1

    Of course it doesn't need a security patch. It's always programmed from scratch.

  6. Re:No free pr0n on Airport Screeners could see X-rated X-rays · · Score: 1

    And to be triple safe only priest with micropenis will be hired to scan the men.

  7. Re:What about the thumb? on Top 10 Evolutionary Adaptations · · Score: 2, Funny

    As we are in Slashdot we can think of opposable thumbs as a part of sex.

  8. You wouldn't be infringing their copyright on DRM for 1'3" of Silence · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least in some countries there is a right to make a parody.

  9. Re:Other good uses too on Using Air to Recharge Your Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    Great! That could avoid one of the most dangerous situations: Calling your ex while you are driving drunk.

  10. Re:Sounds like a nut. on New Calendar Proposal · · Score: 1

    Sorry for my english. I meant January 31st.

  11. Re:Sounds like a nut. on New Calendar Proposal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even worse is if you're born on January 31th. He got rid of your birthday forever.

  12. Re:Steve? on ICANN Approves Two More Top-Level Domains · · Score: 1

    So the next Top-Level Domain to be approved will be .gates (for door makers?)

  13. A Space Odyssey on Ion Rocket to Map Moon with X-Rays · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that the way the monolith will be found?

  14. Re:By toutatis... on Asteroid 4179 Toutatis Will Miss Earth, This Time · · Score: 2, Funny

    This time I won't demand some human sacrifice as in the good old times for not missing the next time. Sacrificing human money into my account will please me.

  15. I'm Sorry on Asteroid 4179 Toutatis Will Miss Earth, This Time · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to take close look.

  16. Re:Atomic clock? on NIST Unveils Chip-scale Atomic Clock · · Score: 0

    Actually, by definition, something atomic is very small.

  17. Re:Google Cache? on OS Stats Removed From Google's Zeitgeist · · Score: 1

    There's no sense getting Zeitgeist from Google cache nor from archive.org, old Zeitgeists are in the Zeitgeist Archive.

  18. Re:Telefonica on Lycos Sold To South Korean Company · · Score: 1

    They are still "de facto" the national company in Spain for most of users. They own the local loop and ADSL is reselled from Telefonica by other ISPs, even Terra.

  19. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect on Microsoft Word 5.1: The Apex of Word Processing · · Score: 1

    In fact 'Reveal Codes' is the feature I need to make my boss migrate from WordPerfect to OpenOffice.

  20. Re:Where's Your Source? on New Cast Information For 'Hitchhiker's' Movie · · Score: 1

    You're right. This seems an official site and there is no word about Bill Nighy nor Stephen Moore.

  21. How primitive! on Ten Technologies That Refuse to Die · · Score: 1

    Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

  22. Re:A brunette Trillian! on H2G2 Cast Finalized, Starts Shooting in April · · Score: 1

    You've seen her photo at IMDb. But look a bit further and you'll see that she is brunette, sometimes.

  23. It should have been called Marvin on Segway-Based Robot Opens Doors · · Score: 2, Funny

    It doesn't have a brain the size of a planet, but it's job is suitable for Marvin.

  24. Re:Sobig is 42 on Torvalds the "5th Most-Powerful Man in Tech" · · Score: 1

    Where is the question then?

    It's in its code or sobig will mutate and evolve until it's ready to give that question.

  25. Re:here's a thought... on Halley's Comet Imaged As Transneptunian Object · · Score: 1

    Forgive them. It's just ignorance.

    They don't know that you (Anonymous Coward) are American. So they put it in the cryptic metric system.