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  1. Re:Funny How on Superman 'Too Big' for the Big Screen · · Score: 1
    Funny How a rumor becomes fact just through repeating it everywhere...

    My penis is the size of Spain,

    My penis is the size of Spain,

    My penis is the size of Spain,

    My penis is the size of Spain,

    My penis is the size of Spain,

    My penis is the size of Spain,

    My penis is the size of Spain,

    My penis is the size of Spain,

    Well, that didn't work ...

  2. Re:So, to sum it up on The Truth About Suprnova Shutdown · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I'm sure they're chomping at the bit to host my porn.

    Altar boys gone wild.

  3. Re:How utterly depressing on E-Paper On Cereal Boxes · · Score: 1
    Look, I've never raised a kid (I've taken care of a number including my own siblings for great lengths of time over months or years, though) and it doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to know certain truths . . . You know, like it's not hard to have a spine and raise your children without caving into their every want. Or... you know... you shouldn't beat your children or feed them ice cream every morning for breakfast.

    The problem with commonsense is that is actually uncommon.

  4. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed on Behind the Scenes of Narnia's Special Effects · · Score: 1
    It's easy to see Narnia that way, but the crucial difference is that Aslan is not merely a symbol of Jesus --- he actually is Jesus.

    I don't remember the part where they nail a lion to a crucifix (but it would be pretty cool if they had - The Passion of the Lion style).

  5. Re:normal people on New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found · · Score: 1
    so my question is this... if something like this is proven to be safe in humans, allowing large increases in muscle growth, will it ever be available to the public? if not... why not?

    Steroids have long been banned in sports because they can have catastrauphic side-effects, and pro atheletes are often seen as role models. however, if a product came out that could dramatically strengthen humans, without nasty side-effects, for what reason shouldn't the average person be able to go out and in two weeks have significantly larger muscles? should it be regulated? and if so, why?

    And yet we can freely smoke and drink. Don't expect the drug laws to make sense any time soon.

    Whether legal recreational use ever happens or not, isn't really that important IMO - I'd rather see this and other similar discoveries used to combat muscle wasting in AIDS.

    there are ethical implications here... the haves vs. the have-nots... those who can afford to increase their muscle mass using the products would perhaps become a superior segment of the human race. imagine a scenario where western countries and their super-citizens gain a distinct physical advantage over the less wealthy countries.

    Um, the distinct advantage the west has over the third world is that we can afford to eat. I don't think that they'll be any worse off because we get buff.

  6. Re:No miracle pill here on New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found · · Score: 1
    On the other hand, since this almost certainly does nothing for neuromuscular response, you'll also end up with a lot of large but mostly useless muscle mass that's untappable for you.

    Considering that an alarming amount of men in skimpy spandex outfits with 'world gym' printed on them exercise solely to get bigger, I don't think that this will be a problem.

  7. Re:The problem with the movie on Aeon Flux, Talk Amongst Yourselves · · Score: 1
    They will indeed actually make the most absurd suggestions for how you might change the script to make it more salable. Things like "can you put a scrappy kid in?" or "could you change the setting from fantasy to modern reality, get rid of the magic stuff, and make the main character a handsome young guy instead of a tough old man?"-- these are not exaggerations, this is the kind of stuff they actually say! And even if you don't want those changes, if you sell them the script they'll give it to someone else who will make those changes. On rare occasions it'll end up in the hands of someone who truly understands the underlying idea and we'll end up with something interesting, but for the most part the pressure to turn scripts into pablum leaves us with theaters full of stuff like "Cheaper By The Dozen 2".

    And then they wonder why I don't buy/rent/watch hollywood movies anymore ...

  8. Re:stating the obvious... on On The Feminine Form In Gaming · · Score: 1
    So how do we explain the overly gigantic MALES typical to video games? Are they there for the homosexual male?

    Speaking as a gay man, I can honestly say that I don't ever pause mid frag to admire what I see. The only time my sexuality ever comes up is when some dickhead calls me a fag and I spend the next half an hour blowing his brains out repeatedly. Happy times.

    Maybe there's something wrong with me, but if I want to look at sexual imagery I go to the internet. Isn't that what it's there for? Plug for my favourite torrent site: gaytorrentnews.org

    Here's a radical idea girls: learn how to program and write your own games if you don't like what you see, or STFU. As usual, there's no shortage of complaint but scant action. IMO whomever invented the scold's bridle should be awarded the nobel peace prize.

  9. Re:Rubbish on North Pole Heads South · · Score: 1
    Animal navigation. Sadly birds, fish, etc. haven't yet implemented and learned how to use GPS. They'll have loads of trouble.

    Well, that's just fucking great!

    I've just finished putting the laser on my shark's head and now you tell me this. And after I put the GPS in what's next huh? Am I going to have to put in a DVD player and stripes on the side? It never ends!

  10. Re:What did you expect? on Computer Jobs -- How to Resign Professionally? · · Score: 1
    You could make the same argument for senior management but somehow when they f-up the company they get a nice severance package from the board. I guess a few mil is a nice reward for running a company into the ground.

    That's because senior management are actually hired to fuck up the company, they're just doing their job.

  11. Re:New "species" of "mammal"? on New Mammal Species Found in Borneo · · Score: 1
    In fact, it wasn't designed at all! I'm sure you didn't really mean that, but let's not go giving the nutjobs ammo, eh.

    The Jebus made the genus!

  12. Re:"Pack Them In" on Google's Ten Golden Rules · · Score: 1
    I'll bet that most of us posting to this thread are doing so from single cubicles or (if we're lucky) offices. How many of us would do so from a shared cubicle?

    When the last company I worked for decided to go from giving me reasonable deskspace to giving me a laminated postage stamp in a corridor to work on, my Slashdot miles went from 15 minutes in the morning to about 2-3 hours a day. Every time I pushed my chair out from my desk I'd get nasty looks from people trying to get from A to B. If I'd wanted to work out of someone else's personal space/body cavities I would have gotten a job in corrections or customs.

    Trying to have confidential conversations or review priviledged information in the middle of an open plan office is always fun. The concept of physical security was one that escaped the great minds running the company too - they could never work out why equipment just kept disappearing.

    If the company treats it's workers like shit, it shouldn't be surprised when they start acting like it. Nobody is going to be pleased with effectively being told that they aren't trusted.

  13. Re:What ID is actually about on Using Copyrights To Fight Intelligent Design · · Score: 1
    Why can't God use effective tools such as evolution? Is it necessary for God to imagine stuff and it suddenly, immediately (even on OUR time scale) pops into existance?

    What annoys me about fundamentalists is that they insist on God (or FSM) being as simple as they are.

    God is God, why the hell would he think like some inbred white southern hick?

  14. Re:Extremely cool, but... on MIT Unveils Prototype for $100 Linux Laptop · · Score: 1
    We can't just be feeding people so they go on to reproduce and we end up with more hungry people. At some point you have to look at how to break the cycle.

    Wouldn't sterilising them do the trick?

    The fact of the matter is that starvation and poverty are political issues. We have the capacity to feed the world many times over but we choose not to.

  15. Re:What's deviant? on FBI Agents Put New Focus on Deviant Porn · · Score: 1
    Awesome! So you're going to assign me a wife? Now I won't have to work on my social skills and can go back to playing WoW 20 hours a day!

    If you're going to let me choose for you ... no problem

  16. Re:seems like a lot of work on Mini-ITX Computing For Everyone · · Score: 1
    Shuttles are fairly big in comparison ...

    They're fricken huge in comparison.

  17. Re:I Only Wish on Lego Welcomes Hack Of Their Design Program · · Score: 1
    I wish that more companies would follow the recent examples of Lego and the BBC ...

    Don't we all (except the laywers, and who gives a fuck about them anyway).

    Give it time, it's only early days yet. When companies see that it's the smart choice (ie. profitable) to be reasonable then they will be.

    Rabid litigation has got to be one of the worst cultural exports of the US ever.

  18. Re:compatibility on Flash, Meet Sparkle · · Score: 1
    Seems microsoft is trying to tie web services to windows.
    ie. Google threatens microsoft because many google applications run in a web browser that could be running on any platform.
    Now if microsoft can get everyone using what is basically Windows GUI in all there web apps then those web apps will be tied to windows.

    Mono is to .Net as ________ is to Sparkle.

    There is nothing to stop people cloning it.

  19. Re:Make it for Latin on A Useful Grammar Checker? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We must polish the Polish furniture.

    He could lead if he would get the lead out.

    The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

    Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

    A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

    When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

    I did not object to the object.

    The bandage was wound around the wound.

    The farm was used to produce produce.

    The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

    The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

    There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

    They were too close to the door to close it.

    The buck does funny things when the does are present.

    A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

    To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

    The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

    After a number of injections my jaw got number.

    Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

    I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

    How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

  20. Re:1985 on Is the iPod Generation Going Deaf? · · Score: 1

    My best friend used to be a roadie, and she lost 10% of her hearing in the left ear at a single AC/DC concert.

    Why does music have to be loud? (God, I must be getting old). I prefer to hear my music as opposed to being pounded by it.

    Earplugs are the way to go.

  21. Re:Read 'erode' as 'trample on' on Some Rights May Have To Be 'Eroded' For Safety · · Score: 1
    In the US (I'm unfamiliar with the UK), our rights are not granted by King nor State edict. They're inherent ("God-given") to every human born, US citizen or not.

    Gitmo.

  22. Re:It's remarkable how wrong this is on Researchers Say Human Brain is Still Evolving · · Score: 1
    By the way, you're sorely misguided about the whole "stupid people breeding out of control" issue too. The problem isn't the stupid people breeding too much, it's the so-called "smart" people not breeding enough. We're on our way to a societal collapse because of it.

    The problem is that people think that high IQ is the ultimate advantage in life, whereas nature is more interested in those who reproduce. Unless being smart gets you laid more often (unlikely) then it isn't going to be strongly evolutionarily favoured.

    If anything, the ratio of smart people has gone up in modern times - not down.

  23. Re:Opinion on Cyan Worlds Closes · · Score: 1

    Thank god you posted, every second post was "I worship Myst and all who sail in her".

    Who cares how good a game looks if it's boring? If a game makes me feel like I wasted my time playing it, then I don't bother playing it again.

    To be fair, I don't get the Sims either - and plenty of people love that game. I figure if you want to play with dolls, play with *real* dolls (no, not realdolls you god damned sickos) in the *real* world (or action figures if 'doll' is a threatening term).

  24. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? on Parasites That Can Control Insect Minds · · Score: 1
    This could explain George W. Bush...

    Aren't they supposed to bore into brain tissue?

  25. Re:Uh on What's In Your Laptop Bag? · · Score: 1

    Stolen goods of course!