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  1. Re:batch 101 on Windows Tech Writer Looks at Linux · · Score: 1

    A long time ago, when I was still dual booting. I found I could keep my sanity while in Windows with cygwin. Open up a bash prompt and it felt just a little bit like home. There was no need for bat files for real commands as they were there. I had raw access to my peripherals. Every thing I would want was there, even the source :)

    So, for the windows users out there who want to experience what a real cli should be like, google up cygwin and install it. Bash beats cmd hands down.

    (brought to you by the good people a cygwin. "When you need to win, win with cygwin")

  2. OT: (but who cares) on Isn't It Ironic? · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I am wrong (spelling implied), but wasn't there an episode of Black Adder wher Bauldrik(sp?) described irony as "like goldy but made of iron?"

  3. aren't these just parodies on Tanya Grotter and the Magic Double Bass · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And aren't parodies are a protected form of speech?

  4. Re:K.I.T.T. on Microsoft SPOT Watches · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because, as we all know here, Microsoft is evil. On that premis, the watch would therefore only communicate with K.A.R.R.

    For those who don't remember, this was the first prototype, K.I.T.T's "older" brother.

    Mmmm 80's tv, -5 lame

  5. OT:Bread on Chip Firm Hit By 45-Year-Old Patent · · Score: 1

    Problem with that is McDonanlds does not make their own bread. You would have to go after the suppliers. But you could try to patent the process for delivering two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sessame seed bun (*) if I hadn't filed that patent.

    (*) Patent Pending since 1987

  6. Re:This is quite a clever trojan on 55808 Trojan Analysis · · Score: 1

    Oh but you have. Lets break your one step down a bit:

    1) Make funny reply about a comment that quotes from the article
    2) karma

    We can then take it further:

    1) Make a (funny?) reply about a reply about a comment that quotes from the article
    2) karma *

    * or in my case -karma

  7. Re:Longhorn 2003 on Screenshots of Mac OS X 10.3 Panther Leaked · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't you mean both of us do?

  8. Re:it should be easy.... on Honda Crash Detection System · · Score: 1

    No it isn't, ABS will not ever come into play unless the driver decides to stop the car. The decision to stop the car is still in the control of the driver. ABS does not say, "shit, stop the car". It is more of an assistance to something the driver actually wants.

  9. Re:Brain Food? on Oldest Modern Humans Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oyster ---> clam ---> bearded clam

    nuff said

    Mod me down, I don't care!

  10. Re:Good info on The Enemy Within: Firewalls and Backdoors · · Score: 0, Redundant

    security through obscrurity does not work

  11. Broadband. on The Australian Broadband Disaster · · Score: 1

    Bugger broadband mate, give me a coupla milo tins and some telecom rope.

  12. Re:Opensource would rather see it coded fast on Port Mozilla, Collect $3696 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they don't want feature complete, here is my entry:

    int main(int argc, char *argv[])
    {
    fprintf(stderr, "IMPLEMENT ME: start running mozilla on the amiga\n");
    return 0;
    }

  13. Re:OT: Best disclaimer I've seen on A Model End Vendor License Agreement · · Score: 1

    It wasn't on the box, but the actual bandaid wrapper. Even so, to test to see if the actual bandaid is still sterile, you would have to remove the wrapper, thus "nullifying" the statement. Company X could argue that the bandaid was sterile until you opened it to test it, and exposed it to the greenish liquid

    PS This post is factual unless read

  14. OT: Best disclaimer I've seen on A Model End Vendor License Agreement · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was on a band aid wrapper:

    " contents sterile unless opened "

    Beautiful. Impossible to test the product to see if the disclaimer is truthful.

    Maybe on my next software product I will have an EULA that states " contains no bugs unless open "

  15. A single point in time proves nothing. on SCO Shows 80 Lines of Evidence? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can take 80 lines of code from the Linux Kernel and dump it into my Good Thing(TM) Kernel. The start jumping up and down saying "Linus stole my code". Show the two pieces and have the experts saying "the evidence looks damning".

    What we need is the codes history. From both sides we need:

    1. who created the code (ie checked in)
    2. When was the code created.

    The winner will simply be the codebase who had it first.

  16. Re:Too many acronyms... on Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation · · Score: 1

    yeah, but this is slashdot

  17. Re:Too many acronyms... on Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation · · Score: 2, Funny

    RotLA so close to LotR, I thought it was Ring of the Lord A. Damn, too much pr0n

  18. Re:How about a DVD? on Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation · · Score: 1

    With the proposition of not breathing for another five months, I too would stop holding my breath.

  19. I still don't get the patent office on Online Auction Industry In A State Of Limbo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Take an existing event, which by itself in not patentable (ie an auction) and stick it on a have the participants interact through the internet, and all of a suddent, you have just "invented" the best thing since sliced bread (Patent Pending).

    So:

    1. Take existing "thing" everyone does
    2. Stick it on the net, and patent it
    3. Profit

    Take that underpants gnomes!

  20. Exactly the reason... on AOL Pulls Nullsoft's WASTE · · Score: 1

    This is exactly the reason companys will believe the "GPL is viral" statements. Piss off an employee who has access to the source, and next thing you know, your product has just been released under the GPL.

    With all the comments here, saying "it's GPL'd. There is nothing they can do". What if the person who released the code did not have the authority?

    This is very familiar to SCO, with one exception. When the company owning the software was aware of the distribution the source was pulled and replace d with an note explaining that the release was in error.

    GPL - the ultimate revenge for being fired

  21. Re:Microsoft Security on Microsoft Pulls Broken XP Update · · Score: 1

    The remainder were unable to connect to the net to complain

  22. Article text, (impact with slashdot 1950DoS) on Simulation Of An Asteroid Impact In The Year 2880 · · Score: 3, Funny

    May 27, 2003
    Contact: Tim Stephens (831) 459-2495; stephens@ucsc.edu

    Massive tsunami sweeps Atlantic Coast in asteroid impact scenario for March 16, 2880
    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    We're all fscked

  23. Re:OT: Re:I'd tell you on Do You Know UNIX Secrets? · · Score: 1

    my bad. I stand corrected.

  24. OT: Re:I'd tell you on Do You Know UNIX Secrets? · · Score: 1

    Just a quick note. His name was Indigo, as in the colo(u)r. It is just his accent that makes is sound like Inigo. This can be seen when Andre the giant is looking for Indigo, he clearly calls out his name as such.

  25. Re:Freedom! Horrible Freedom! on Ant Farm PC · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apparently, they will eat it (or try to) as PCBs contain some foodstuffs. Same goes for plastics. Anyone have details of what is included. I forgot to eat my daily dose of 486 mobos today and I am feeling a bit low.