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  1. I told you guys!!!! on Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" · · Score: 1

    Those metal stickers that increase mobile phone reception really do work!!!

  2. That's not all on Trojan Using Sony DRM Rootkit Spotted · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear the trojan witter is also using an unusual distribution method. Ricky Martin CDs.

  3. Terrorist will be purchasing Celine Dion CDs on California Class Action Suit Sony Over Rootkit DRM · · Score: 1

    Now all the terrorist will be purchasing Celine Dion, On ne Change Pas in order to get root kits to hide their terrorism files. G. W. Bush should be on the lookout for this. Anyone with a Sony Root kit on their system is a potential terrorist.

  4. Re:Rather than a 'Safe Cigarette' on Safe Cigarettes? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They also made them taste so nasty nobody wants them. Good idea, poor implementation.

  5. Re:And zis ist how vee say goodbye in Amerika! on German IT Outfit Bans Whining · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't smile either if my name was Molly Beavers.

  6. Re:But he neve said. . . on New Discovery Disproves Quantum Theory? · · Score: 1

    OK. I missed the joke. Is that a reference to an approach to cold fusion?

  7. Re:How effective has it been in the US ? on Australian Do Not Call Register · · Score: 2, Insightful

    frovingslosh has a good point. I probably has been very effective for me since I am very careful about giving out my personal information. Anything that creates a "relationship" with a business or documents that give them permission to have 3rd parties contact me would blow it.

    So I avoid:
    - Prize give away forms
    - Pretty much any freebee that requests name, number &/or address
    - I make sure when my banks or credit companies send out requests to share my information to 3rd parties, I clearly reply back with a firm NO.

    It's kind of like e-mail privacy, only since it's much easier to track the b@stards down, they really do have to prove a prior business relationship or consent given to be called.

  8. Pretty darn effective on Australian Do Not Call Register · · Score: 1

    Of course the voluntary Do Not Call list that the telemarketer association had before hand cut down calls to about 20 a year. But that one took more effort to get on.

    Right now, the only calls I get are from politicians & non-profits (which are exempt). There have been a couple of calls from non-listed numbers trying to make sales. But since I put in such an effort to hunt them down, they haven't called back. And a couple of scam artists claiming to raise money for the police fund.

    Of course with new technologies such as VOIP I expect things to change. With a lower price for over seas calls it's bound to get as bad as spam.

  9. Functions as a capacitor on Wilma the Capacitor and Particle Accelerator · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "and functions as a capacitor, extracting the heat from the storm and transmitting it away." -Article The author doesn't have a clue what a capacitor is.

  10. Re:PNA? on The Los Alamos Bug · · Score: 4, Funny

    They want to lock in all future life into a proprietary format. With current DNA being patented our only hope left is to create our own truly open source life form.

    No word yet on which format Microsoft and Sony intend to back. In related news, Bush is working heavily with Monsanto to ensure that the DMCA is found to be applicable to current life forms. Scientists caught attempting to reverse engineer life should expect to be raided by the FBI by the end of year.

  11. Re:Satire People on Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer · · Score: 1

    He/she is making a reference to the unicef smurf villiage bombing commercial.

  12. Gee Doctor, on Anxiety Disorders Discoverable by Blood Test · · Score: 1

    all the tests are coming back stating the patients are hypochondriacs.

  13. Great idea on Condensing Your Life on to a USB Flash Drive? · · Score: 1

    Too bad it will only last 2 years max.

  14. Last thing I would be worrying about. on Condensing Your Life on to a USB Flash Drive? · · Score: 1

    "tape it to your chests so your bodies could theoretically be ID'ed if you were to die" -Chimera512

    If I'm dead, I very much doubt I'll be concerned with them IDing my body.

  15. Re:My own Peerflix experience... on Peerflix Launches P2P DVD Sharing Service · · Score: 1

    The $5 peerbux charge sounds crappy. It increases the ability (demand) of people to obtain movies but does not increase the pool of available/wanted movies.

  16. To switch or not to switch... on Opera Free as in Beer · · Score: 1

    Before it was the cost. Now the question is, are they going to provide their current browser more or less as is, and then charge for the "killer" features down the road when I could very well have continued using Firefox comfortably with very little switch over? I usually pass over a fair number of "free" offers due to future strings attached. What is Opera's money making angle off of this now?

  17. Stop Global Warming - Pirate Music! on Music Giants Sue Baidu Over Music Downloads · · Score: 1
  18. Mod Parent up +1 Funny on Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car · · Score: 1

    The last line cracks me up.

  19. Cool! on Old Airlift Vehicle Concept Made New · · Score: 1

    The army is getting Goblin Zeppelins!

  20. Easter will never be the same... on Evidence Dinosaurs Are Like Giant Chicks · · Score: 1

    Oh, cool. An easter basket. Colored eggs, plastic grass, chocolate eggs, marshmallow HOLY %@$#ing Christ!

  21. Need more sales? on Blu-Ray To Punish Users for Modifying Hardware · · Score: 1

    Time to remotely kill all the DVD boxes out of warranty. They'll never know what hit them.

  22. Re:Warning_ Bad Joke Ahead on Watch Like Device for At-Risk Patients · · Score: 0

    Que the Tin Foil Hat Brigade.

  23. I would rather have a smaller phone. on FCC Wants to Track Wireless · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I would rather have a smaller phone.

  24. Re:Word from Chicken Little on Siberian Permafrost Melting · · Score: 1

    "The question is, when do we decide to do something about it? Until the coal runs out or we get it into our heads that it is time to act -Parent"

    Hey, I happen to know were vast fields of energy packed very burnable peat moss has been uncovered.

  25. blogger.com editor on Sanely Moving from Word to the Web? · · Score: 1

    I have had some of the same trouble. My best free option to date is to get a blogger.com account.

    - Start to create a new blog post.
    - Copy the junk into the compose tab editor.
    - Switch over to the "Edit Html" tab
    - Copy all the html code except for the initial embeded graphic & paste into you new html document.

    You are now golden.