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  1. 3DR Needs a Bailout! on Duke Nukem For Never · · Score: 0

    Contact the government now! Call Obama! It's obviously clear that 3DRealms needs a bailout! I will not have waited 12-13 years for nothing!

  2. I think I saw this in a movie already... on Apple Switching to Intel · · Score: 0

    IBM: Steve! You were supposed to be the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the x86, not join them! You were my brother, I loved you!

    Steve: I HATE YOU!!

    (Cue to PC manufacturing room, where Steve gets fitted with off-the-shelf PC components)

    Steve: AltiVec, where is Altivec, is it OK?

    Intel: I'm afraid that in your reality distortion field induced rage, you killed off Altivec in favor of SSE2

    Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  3. Dialogue after problem was fixed.... on Space Station Leak Found, Fixed · · Score: 0

    cosmonaut 1: You did it!
    cosmonaut 2: I did it? YES! YES! I did it! I am true Russain hero!!!

  4. You know... on RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets · · Score: 0

    This really sounds like a premise for a bad 80's movie, all that's missing are really big guns and explosions

  5. it had to be said... on RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets · · Score: 0

    Well I, for one, welcome our RIAA-jacket emblazoned overlords

  6. Good News! on Still No Contact from Beagle 2 · · Score: 0

    well, the ESA did save a lot of money on their car insurance by switching to Geico!

    *ducks*

  7. Santa Captured! on Santa Meets NORAD, Tux Gets Lit Up For Xmas · · Score: 0

    Ladies and Gentlemen... We got him.

  8. Re:What? How could he forget on Top 10 Personal Computers, Revised · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but what about the Packard Bell? They totally forgot Packard Bell

  9. Looking for an audio jukebox on Rio Karma 20GB Reviewed · · Score: 0

    I have read the reviews of the Rio Karma, The iRivaer ihp-120, and even the ipod, and I dont know which one to go with. These three players have a lot going for it; the iPod with its firewire and powerful hardware, the karma with the ogg and flac support, and the iriver with the ogg and FM support. It's just when you think something comes out that you think would be perfect for your needs, there is always some flaw stopping you from purchasing it, such as the ipod only being able to play mp3 and aac, iriver being expensive, and the karma that can't be read as a system volume. At one time, i was going to go for the ipod when I learned about the ipod linux project, as i thought that with some time, they will be able to successfully port linux to the ipod so that it will be able to play many types of files. There hasn't been any work on linux on the ipod, so I am once again leaning towards the karma or the ihp 120, but cant shake off the lack of hard drive recognition and past support of the rio karma, and the price of the ihp-120. Hopefully something nice will happen soon to further narrow down my decision...

  10. Oh Jesus... ...Jesus Christ! on L.A. County Bans Use Of "Master/Slave" Term · · Score: 0

    Oh dear, what will happen to our favorite south park duo, Mr. Garrison and his assistant, Slave?

  11. But... on Top 10 Personal Computers · · Score: 0

    what about Packard Bell? you totally forgot Packard Bell!

  12. Obligatory on Glowing Fish are First Genetically Engineered Pets · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our glowing, aquatic overlords

  13. Cue to Darl McBride, sitting on couch, Watching TV on Universities Dispute with Red Hat over 'Fedora' · · Score: 0

    *rubs hands together with evil smile and deep voice*

    Good... Good!

  14. windows ui wasnt "borrowed" on Gates Comdex Keynote Shows Plans, Matrix Spoof · · Score: 0

    it was Liberated!

  15. may seem strange, but on Gates Comdex Keynote Shows Plans, Matrix Spoof · · Score: 0

    I think that Linus Torvalds can definitely be the Architect in this spoof

  16. Nomination on CMU Unveils Robot Hall Of Fame · · Score: 0

    Robot Name: Bender

  17. Yeah, but... on Video Card History · · Score: 0

    What about the S3 Virge?

  18. This just in... on Land Warrior Army Suits Simplified, Linux-ized · · Score: 0

    sources claim seeing Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden joining forces with The SCO group

  19. I think... on Is Google's Future: Star Trek? · · Score: 0

    I think that this can be well accomplished in the near future, maybe if we're lucky, google can somehow merge with Wikipedia and in a few years, I can just go and say "Computer, bring up historical data and all current events relating to it!"

  20. Timeline on US/Canada Power Outage Task Force Event Timeline · · Score: 1, Funny

    "12:05:44 - 1:31:34 PM - Four Generator trips

    2:02:00 - 2:02:00 PM - Transmission line disconnects in southwestern Ohio

    3:05:41 - 3:41:33 PM - Transmission lines disconnect between eastern Ohio and northern Ohio

    3:45:33 - 4:08:58 PM - Remaining transmission lines disconnect from eastern into northern Ohio

    4:08:58 - 4:10:27 PM - Transmission lines into northwestern Ohio disconnect, and generation trips in central Michigan

    4:10:00 - 4:10:38 PM - Transmission lines disconnect across Michigan and northern Ohio, generation trips off line in northern Michigan and northern Ohio, and northern Ohio separates from Pennsylvania

    4:10:40 - 4:10:44 PM - Four transmission lines disconnect between Pennsylvania and New York

    4:10:41 - 4:10:41 PM - Transmission line disconnects and generation trips in northern Ohio

    4:10:42 - 4:10:45 PM - Transmission paths disconnect in northern Ontario and New Jersey, isolating the northeast portion of the Eastern Interconnection

    4:10:46 - 4:10:55 PM - New York splits east-to-west. New England (except Southwestern Connecticut) and the Maritimes separate from New York and remain intact.

    4:10:50 - 4:11:57 PM - Ontario separates from New York west of Niagara Falls and west of St. Lawrence. Southwestern Connecticut separates from New York and blacks out.
    "

    4:12:30 PM - ??? - Millions of random people from the northeast US yelling "OH SHIT!!!"

  21. A hidden part of 3037... on H.R. 3057: To the Asteroids, Moon and Mars · · Score: 0

    (21) Formation of a new private branch of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, called the Union Aerospace Corporation, by 2030

    (22) Propose a Bill for Inter-dimensional Travel

  22. Somebody had to say it on Logitech Ships 500 Millionth Mouse · · Score: 0

    500 million, already? Well I for one welcome our miniature, clickable overlords

  23. SCO to Linus... on Linus to SCO: 'Please Grow Up' · · Score: 0, Troll

    I know you are, but what am I?

  24. Well... on Cindy Smart Knows Better Than To Say Naughty Words · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I, for one, welcome our... ..no wait, I can't say these words

  25. maybe... on Movie Industry Blames Texting for Bad Box Office · · Score: 1

    i didn't even need a text message to know that Gigli would suck, but anyway, i think that text messaging is important and that the MPAA should embrace this technology. If used properly, the MPAA can save hundreds of millions of dollars preventing from crap movies from coming out.