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  1. Re:Back in the Days of Kerosene Internet on Yahoo Puts AltaVista To Death · · Score: 1

    And on dial-up, that used to take about 6 minutes per 1mb zip file, and always when the download reached 99% the dreaded 'click - Purrrrrrrrrrr' of the modem disconnecting happened, so you would have to download it all again after dialling up again.

    Used to take days to get big files.

  2. Obvious... on Microsoft Research Adds 'Mood Detection' To Smartphones · · Score: 1

    ... I bet it defaults to 'pretty angry' and 'fucking windows' moods.

  3. Self-referencing C compiler on Richard Stallman Speaks About Back Doors After NSA Documents Leak · · Score: 1

    To build windows, you have the use the windows compiler, I guess. Well, that's that then:

    Self-referencing C Compiler

  4. Re:Why does everyone think this is bad? on GCHQ Tapping UK Fiber-Optic Cables · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminds me of an old joke I read somewhere once:

    A statistician worked out that 1 in 20000 aircraft could have a terrorist bomb on board.
    The odds of having 2 bombs on board the same aircraft worked out at 1 in 50000000.

    So, every time he took a flight, he carried his own bomb.

  5. Re:Encryption on GCHQ Tapping UK Fiber-Optic Cables · · Score: 3

    They are not interested in what the stuff is - just who is talking to who ssl doesn't protect that info. If it rings alarm bells, then the work starts.

    Basically it is like a bouncer on the door weighing everybody up - if you look dodgy, then you get the once over.

  6. Re:but why? on GCHQ Tapping UK Fiber-Optic Cables · · Score: 1

    Them. Governments, or rather people that run Countries (i.e. the government might change, but the people in the background stay there, the money people). The illuminati, (if you like), do not want the hoi polloi to uprise, so monitor every aspect of what we do - it's called 'control'.

  7. I wonder what... on Proposed Rule Would Drastically Restrict Chimp Research · · Score: 1

    ... Ham would say about all this.

  8. Shit... on India To Send World's Last Telegram · · Score: 1

    ...I am only 53 so I will never get one from the Queen when I am 100. Oh well.

  9. I think this means... on Best Buy To Carve Out Space For Microsoft Stores · · Score: 1

    [bad grammar] Best buy a GNU/Linux system

  10. I got banned for ONE project on WY Teen Cut From Science Fair For Entering Too Many · · Score: 1

    I made a stink bomb in chemistry class, and not only did I get banned, I also got the black plimsoll across my backside! (c. 1973).

  11. Long division? on Ask Slashdot: How Important Is Advanced Math In a CS Degree? · · Score: 1

    Of course you need maths at a higher level. Try binary subtraction by hand.

  12. Re:Server downtime on Xbox One: Cloud Will Quadruple the Power, Says Microsoft · · Score: 1

    ...and wait for a leap year or February 29th - that will be fun.

  13. Re:Need Clarity on Debian GNU/Hurd 2013 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    To pretend you are still a hippy in the 70's?

  14. Test case on Brain Zapping Improves Math Ability · · Score: 3, Funny

    Supposing 0.1 amp per 6 volts in 39 minutes increases mathematical ability by 2%, at what rate should the current be applied and for how long before you can work this out?

  15. I followed the instructions... on Make Your Own Invisibility Cloak With a 3D Printer · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but now I can't find my 3D printer

  16. Brilliant on Astronaut Chris Hadfield Performs Space Oddity On the ISS · · Score: 2

    Unlike most people posting tripe in here, I was 10 years old when Bowie released this - it was fantastic (and I also think the first music video?).

    I am now 53, and this version is brilliant (and apt) - would I as a ten year old expect this to happen 43 years later? No way.

    Brilliant stuff.

  17. Doesn't really work on Ask Slashdot: Are There Any Good Reasons For DRM? · · Score: 0

    There are a lot of cases where people put 'on line' stuff, and sales increase.

    DRM is really handcuffs - MS do it, Apple do it. What is it with sheeple that make people buy this stuff?

  18. Solution is easy on New Console Always-Online Requirements and You · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just don't buy one.

  19. Re:Confining Ourselves? on Stephen Hawking Warns Against Confining Ourselves To Earth · · Score: 1
  20. The old joke on Stephen Hawking Warns Against Confining Ourselves To Earth · · Score: 1

    Mr. Hawking went on a date:

    It was his first one in over ten years. When he came back, his glasses were smashed, his wrists broken. He had twisted his ankle and grazed his knees.

    Apparently she stood him up.

  21. He's right in one respect on Stephen Hawking Warns Against Confining Ourselves To Earth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Population.

    To continue at the way we intelligent monkeys are going, the 'earth' will soon give up.

    Lets take a quick look at how quick this could happen:

    In the UK there about 60,000,000 people. Lets suppose only half of that number eat eggs. Lets suppose that only half of that number have an egg (or a product that contains eggs) a day.

    That is STILL 15,000,000 eggs a day that need to be produced in the UK alone ~ let alone the rest of the World.

    Now consider other things in a similar vain: heat(power/fuel et al), water, rice, wheat, potatoes etc.

    It soon gets pretty scary thinking what can happen if/(when) the infrastructure breaks down.

    The only way to get on is to EXPAND into other places ~ but there isn't any left here on Earth now.

  22. We all gone eventually on Iain Banks: Extremely Ill With Cancer · · Score: 1

    Obviously the 'wasp factory' is well known and one I first read, but the (usually) unmentioned 'song of stone' is one that still sticks in me mind (read it, great unique story telling and narration!).

    Sad news, but we will all get there in the end.

  23. English football (soccer) managers on Why Bad Directors Aren't Thrown Out · · Score: 1

    This is much like English football managers. They lose 20 games on the trot, come under fire from the fans and press and eventually get the sack 'cos they are shite.

    Then 3 weeks later another team hire them on 100's of 1000's of pounds a year - eventually it all happens again in one big merry-go-round.

    I never could understand that.

  24. Genesis Expo UK on Creationist Bets $10k In Proposed Literal Interpretation of Genesis Debate · · Score: 2

    Near where I live is a small 'creationist' museum (for want of a better word):

    Genesis Expo

    Surprisingly, it is a fasinating place (well worth a visit), with 100's of fossils and whatnot - which the place tries to debunk.

    When I asked the guy behind the counter how these items, millions of years old, fit the bible story, he said; "God created those and made them look old for the benefit of man to wonder".

    As Brian said in MP's 'life of Brian', "What fucking chance do I have!".

  25. Well... on Ask Slashdot: Simplifying Encryption and Backup? · · Score: -1, Troll

    ... the first thing you need to ask yourself, is WHY do I need to encrypt data?

    1) Illegal stuff
    2) Private stuff
    3) Just because you can

    ans to 1 is don't do it - you will be caught eventually
    ans to 2 is why? private is private and provided you use proper security on access controls all is hunky dory
    ans to 3) paranoia