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  1. Straight to HD on First HD-DVD Player Goes On Sale · · Score: 1

    Theaters have become irrelevent. Was anyone else summarily discgusted with the "see it on the bigscreen" propaganda at the Oscars? pathetic. BTW, I watched that pathetic display on 108 inches of Hi-Def, projected, 5.1 Surround Sweetness and it actually brought a tear to my eye.

  2. Would that be a blue suit or a Black suit? on Yahoo May Be Facing Suit Over Chinese Journalist · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    but remember, It's Casual Friday here in the states

  3. PRICELESS on Theaters Unhappy About Faster DVD Releases · · Score: 1

    Sharp 1024X768 DLP projector - $900
    Netflix Monthly fee - $15.00
    Smartfood whitecheddar popcorn - $3.00

    Not having to listen to some knucklehead talk on his cell phone during 'Walk the Line'--Priceless

  4. I'll Use what the bossman... on Forbes Says Vista Not People Ready · · Score: 4, Insightful

    puts on my laptop. I'm a sheep. Aren't we all?

    Right now it's XP and Office 2003.
    As long as I can hook it up to a projector and bore the crap out of a room full of people with 83 Powerpoint slides, The Bossman is happy.

    I don't see big corporations being first in line for a shiny new OS that practically triples the minimum hardware requirement.

    At Home I'll use whatever Valve software tells me to use so I can Play Half-Life 3. Sheep, remember?

  5. remember Google? on Google to be Added to S&P 500 Index · · Score: 5, Funny

    the search engine with the tiny, sparse page?

    now when I do a search What I get Sounds like a Starbucks drink.

    Froogle-Local-Picasa-Blogger no whip, please.

    Don't be evil.

  6. Someones gettin laid tonight... on IBM Creates Ring Oscillator on a Single Nanotube · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...at the IBM labs Oh yeah! Nanotech really turns the hot chicks on

  7. Holy Shit!!! on IBM Creates Ring Oscillator on a Single Nanotube · · Score: 4, Funny

    a ring Oscillator!

    On a Single Nanotube!

    crap all mighty!!!

  8. Our Local Walmart... on CBS Coming to the Produce Aisle · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Just installed 10 or so 40 inch plasmas suspended from the ceiling and a 17" LCD in every checkout lane.

    They show the "Walmart Network" on a recurring loop.

    I just wish I could order that channel on Dish Network or DirecTV.

    It could have valuable and informative programming on it that will stir my imagination, enrich my mind and possibly motivate me to buy something that I don't know (yet) that I need.

    later, gotta go punch the monkey and win.

  9. This is the Real Deal (tm) on Required Knowledge for a Career in Network Security · · Score: 0

    FUD is your friend!
    (Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt)

    In order to be a really effective Security professional, you must instill fear among your audience. C-Level folks are the best to scare. Take notes on the way Der Departmant of Homeland Security does it. They are magnificent at this. (Code RED!, no Orange, no back to Yellow...no wait RED again!!!)

    There are a few important distinctions

    a. C-Levels (Ceo, CFO, CIO, etc) are primarily scared by 'breaking laws' cuz they are responsible. read SOX (Sarbanes Oxley), HIPAA (Health info act) et al to know how to instill FUD in the suits.

    b. Geeks (Network Admins, etc) are primarily scared by 'fear of data loss', especially the C-Level's Email. Use stories like this:

    "Joe schmo was an admin at Microsoft when a Cracka came in thru the backdoor and ate Bill Gates' Mail, no one has seen him since!"

  10. What they don't realize is that... on It's Raining IT Security Surveys · · Score: 1

    The people who actually fill out the surveys aren't actually doing any work.

    Do you know one busy person you know who has time to fill out a survey?

    we can barely find the time to post inane things like this on /.

  11. They can TradeMark(tm) my name but... on Marvel and DC Enforce "Superhero" Trademark · · Score: 1

    They can't TradeMark(tm) my SUPER POWERS! I Will obliterate them all and take over the world!!

    muhuhahahahaha!!!

    "Dingo, fetch me my PFazer Ray(tm) and my Super Slippers(tm). Those meddling kids!!!"

  12. Re:Do the math!!! on GeForce 7900 Vs. Radeon X1900 · · Score: 1

    oh, right. 6000 it was a test :)

  13. Do the math!!! on GeForce 7900 Vs. Radeon X1900 · · Score: 5, Funny

    7900 is a full 6900 better than 1900. Am I the only one who sees this?

    geez.

  14. Cable TV is NOT a good comparison to this model on Paying Subscriptions for MMOs with In-Game Ads? · · Score: 1

    Cable TV has many channels that are commercial-free
    Cable TV 'packages' many products i.e Channels to provide a service. Some of the channels are nothing but commercials (HSN, QVC etc) some are Movies/Specials only (MAX, Encore, Showtime, HBO)

    a better comparison would be a single sporting event. Nascar, NFL game, Olympics, whatever.

    Ads are part of our culture. Personally, if they are unintrusive (they do not hinder the gameplay) I would not mind

    in fact, I would rather see a Drink machine in a game say Pepsi or Coca-Cola than some goofy "Spritza-Cola" or "Popsci". having actual Ads presented in a realistic way will add to the immersion.

  15. I bought a copy of 'Hitchhikers Guide " on eBooks - What's Holding You Back? · · Score: 1

    in 1988 and have never had to change the batteries.

    I am a voracious reader but can usually fit all of my vacation reading in my luggage with room to spare for my 'delicates'

  16. RFID spelled backwards is... on RFID, Sign of the (End) Times? · · Score: 1

    DIFR!!! Oh My God!!! DIFR is the Hebrew word for 'Marijuana' and everyone knows Marijuana is the Devil's Weed. Tomorrow is Sunday so we should be alright. Better unplug the broadnband just to be safe.

  17. There's a Humongous... on The Most Dangerous Bacteria · · Score: 1

    Fungus Among us!

  18. crackpots, the lot of them on Da Vinci Code Author Sued · · Score: 1

    so Jesus had kids. What's wrong with that? Why would Catholic church be upset by this? We could all be descendents of JC.

  19. It's GNU/Linux thank you very much! on Breaking Down Barriers to Linux Desktop Adoption · · Score: 1

    I'm calling Stallman and telling on you guys!

  20. ORIGAMI because "Microsoft Blackberry" on What is Microsoft's Origami Project? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    didn't make it past legal.

  21. DRaconian Measures on Yahoo Exec Speaks Against DRM · · Score: 1

    I just bought my first MP3 player 3 days ago and believe it or not I am a techie. I just never needed a portable player. (When I jog, I listen to the river, birds and the sound of my fat arse wheezing)

    bought a few songs from Yahoo music. wma format. tried to move it to my laptop via an SD card. no go.

    had to burn to CD and then re-rip into MP3.

    DRM is bad for the environment!

  22. Re:Just play on Extreme Difficulty setting on HL2 Not Required For Episode 1 · · Score: 1

    I knew some folks would understand. HL2 not out for 2 years?! hogwash. I count my years in "Waking hours" 3 "days" have passed since yesterday (Kids are sick)

  23. We Have the Technology... on Florida Voting Machine Logs Reveal Anomalies · · Score: 1

    ...for one vote per person. let's get rid of this "representative democracy" crap and go 100% digital. Senators? who needs 'em President? no longer necessary every man, woman and child gets a "vote-O-Matic" and casts 1 vote for EVERY issue.

  24. Just play on Extreme Difficulty setting on HL2 Not Required For Episode 1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Put it on Extreme Difficulty and it will be easily a 20-30 hour game. It took me 2 years to finish HL2.

    btw. Extreme Difficulty is "Hard" + the following:

    1. New house and mortgage
    2. 2 young children
    3. yard to mow and maintain
    4. Wife (nuff said there)
    5. 60 hr/week Job

  25. Beer on Enzyme Computer Could Live Inside You · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Day=Friday AND time="5:30:00" then Deliver_Beer() Function Deliver_Beer() If Bank_Balance > $300.00 then Beer="Sam Adams Boston Lager" Else Beer = "Stroh's" Endif end Function