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  1. Re:Quick! BAN BOOKS! on Senator Clinton Slams GTA · · Score: 0

    Ban the bible, lest the citizens learn to stone rapists, murders, and maybe even the politicians to death.

    Yes, let's starting throwing stones at people protected by the guys with automatic firearms.

    Although, I hear the last two presidents have been stoned already.

  2. Everyone knows... on How the Secret Service Cracks Encrypted Evidence · · Score: 0

    that the most common passwords are god, sex, love, and secret.

  3. Star Trek XIV: The Search for Longevity on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 0

    I have it on good authority that at the end of Star Trek II it wasn't Spock in that coffin they launched out into space. It was Rick Berman's self-respect.

  4. Re:Laugh if you want... on John Carmack's Cell Phone Adventures · · Score: 0

    The key is in the subscription model. People will download a game and subscribe, play it once or twice, and forget about it. They never cancel, so they continue to pay $3/month for the game.

    I just paid $5.99 for an unlimited play of Tetris. Hard to beat that deal, since the only time I really need a handheld game is when I'm waiting on someone else for 5-10 minutes, and Tetris more than holds me over for that amount of time.

  5. April the First is Friday on PlayStation Sales Halted? · · Score: 0

    I read the title of the article and immediately thought it was an April Fool's post. That's like seeing an article entitled "Budweiser ordered to stop selling beer".

  6. Re:My son on Kid Named After Everquest Character · · Score: 0

    Just keep him away from pirates.

  7. Re:hard to type on Cell Phone with Built-in Projector · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All they'd need to do would be to incorporate some type of thin glove with specially-padded fingertips to get around the hard-surfaced keyboard.

    But imagine laying in bed and have your phone ring and project the Caller-ID info onto your wall or ceiling so you would/wouldn't have to get out of bed.

    That'd be sweet.

  8. Enterprise Finale Synopsis Released! on Enterprise Finale Synopsis Released · · Score: 0

    CAUTION! SPOILER AHEAD!




    They find their way home to an Earth ruled by MONKEYS... in the future.

    Apparently, Mark Wahlberg has signed on for a cameo.

  9. Re:Where's the B-list celebs? on The PSP's Birthday Party · · Score: 0

    Who showed? Ron Perlman?

    It had to be either him or Dean Cain.

  10. Re:Just what we need on Hobbit Movie in Four Years? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Steve Guttenburg needs another Police Academy movie.

  11. job suggestion on Best Degree to Pair w/ a B.Sc. in Computer Science? · · Score: 0

    Pair your B.Sc. in Computer Science with some clown college, and you're all set for employment with Microsoft.

  12. /pizza? on Norrathian Pizza Delivery · · Score: 0

    I can honestly say, after having played EQ since the original beta, that a far more useful "instant shortcut" would be much more simple: /p

  13. Re:The curve of binding energy on Can Terrorists Build a Nuclear Bomb? · · Score: 0

    (alot of it is about how easy it is to build a bomb if you have plutonium)

    I'm more worried about other uses for the plutonium that seems to be easy enough now for extremists to obtain. Such as the theoretical uses by a certain Dr Emmett Brown. His use of plutonium in time travel could enable the terrorists to attack us yesterday!

  14. Re:Serial burglars? on Serial Burglar Caught on Webcam · · Score: 0

    Too late! Com2 has been taken by a nasty robber named "56k modem"

    must be his street name

  15. Re:Other uses? on Beware The Rotundus Rover · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh yeah, and what the hell is a robotball?

    Where all the robots come together and have a well-dressed robot social.

  16. internal replacements... on Cloning License for Dolly's Doc · · Score: 0

    Can I go ahead and put in my order for new kidneys and a liver? I might also need a heart, too... we'll see.

    Either way, I need to go ahead and start making payments on it soon, because by the time they're all paid off I'll probably need them.

  17. redundant pole joke on List of Polish Spies Leaked On The Internet · · Score: -1, Redundant

    List of Polish Spies Leaked On The Internet

    ...and they're surprised?

  18. BETAMAX on The Lost 1984 Mac Video · · Score: 3, Funny

    Renowned Mac user Scott Knaster kept that Betamax video tape for 21 years, and German media agency TextLab has unearthed this only surviving video tape of the launch.

    1984 called... it wants its technology back.

  19. Re:Original Study? on A Countdown To Global Catastrophe? · · Score: 0

    Yeah, sorry about that, the fleet's a little delayed. But we'll get to it eventually.

    Cheers, Prosthetic Vogon Jeltz


    Not if we get there first.

    Xur and the Kodan armada


  20. Re:Everyone's missing a good one... on Robert Zemeckis to Direct Beowulf Movie · · Score: 0

    I wish I had mod points.

  21. Who cares? on 'Star Trek: Enterprise' Cancelled? · · Score: 0

    You guys had several seasons of Enterprise joy, us Firefly viewers had FOURTEEN (14) frigging episodes.

    Quit your bitching.

  22. Re:Whoa! Givin' me the heeby-jeebies! on Bizarre Deep Sea Fish Dredged Up By Tsunami · · Score: 0

    There's something creepy about the way the fish seems to be resentfully staring straight at the camera.

    That's no fish. I'd recognize my ex-mother-in-law's glare anywhere!

  23. Re:Not Interplay on Interplay Forced to Liquidate (France) · · Score: 0

    Descent? How about "Out Of This World"? That game was every bit as ahead of its time as Descent was during its day.

    Low popularity of Descent? It's 2005, Descent only came out 13 or so years ago... I'd imagine its popularity is probably waning.

  24. Re:Motive on Laser Painting Could Lead to 25-Year Prison Term · · Score: 0

    " I would really like to know what he was thinking."

    I'm pretty sure he wasn't."

    ...and if he was then I can bet you it wasn't "oh, I am so gonna get busted and sent to prison for 25 years!"

  25. Alan Hale says: on James Bond Peelable Automobile Paint · · Score: 0

    "Oh, you're gonna love this one... duckies and bunnies."