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  1. Robot Monkey... on Monkey's Thoughts Make Robot Walk · · Score: 2, Funny

    *Yawn* Robot Monkey overlords... something about welcoming... you know the drill. I don't feel like writing it all out.

  2. Re:Hey, guys on Microsoft Patents Frustration-Detection System · · Score: 1

    Do you really want a bad OS coupled with a non-functional frustration detection system? The potential for recursive infuriation is astounding.

  3. I don't have time for this... on Mystery Company Recruiting Talent With a Puzzle · · Score: 1

    I'm still busy trying to figure out how to build this damned Interocitor.

  4. Re:Thank god on Facebook Caves To Privacy Protests Over Beacon · · Score: 1

    Good luck trying to find the option, I just went through every "Privacy Setting" section and the button to turn it off is nowhere to be found.

  5. Well... on The New Facebook Ads - Another Privacy Debacle? · · Score: 1

    As much as the privacy issue bugs me, I don't think I really have a right to complain, seeing as I put the information up there.

    Also, as a straight agnostic, I'm really sick of getting ads for Christian philosophy websites and gay dating networks.

  6. I already have a tuner... on Self-Tuning Electric Guitar · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I want is an amp that goes up to 11.

  7. Special Agent... on China Says Tibetans Need Permission To Reincarnate · · Score: 1

    Somewhere, Special Agent Dale Cooper of the FBI is crying over the continuing plight of the Tibetan people...

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=vrb51EGXGqs

  8. Deus Ex, anyone? on DARPA Files Patent On Predictive Simulation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someday I'm gonna be walking around an apartment in Paris to find a computer program that greets me with a full summary of my file...

  9. That's 'cause... on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 3, Funny

    The smarter you are the more likely you are to be on /. and if you're on /. well... we all know what that does to your sex life.

  10. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? on MST3K is Back, Sort Of · · Score: 1

    Crank the Molly Hatchet and let's roll!

  11. Re:One of the best on Ocarina of Time — Best Game Ever? · · Score: 1

    I agree with you there, but I'd also like to have seen No One Lives Forever on that list.

  12. Comforting? on "Bear" Robot to Rescue Wounded Troops · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does the mental image of a teddy bear on top of a six foot robot not seem comforting at all?

    To be fair, my mental image is that of a severed teddy bear head duct-taped to the top of a robot that looks like something out of Invader Zim...

  13. wow... on Jack Thompson Sues Microsoft · · Score: 1

    I never thought I'd live to see the day when I came down on M$'s side, but here it is...

  14. They'll get my FOSS... on Microsoft Says Free Software Violates 235 Patents · · Score: 1

    When they pry it from my cold, dead hard drive.

  15. My Desert Island Game: on What is Your Desert Island Game? · · Score: 1

    Deus Ex

  16. bad joke alert... on Bill To Outlaw Genetic Discrimination In US · · Score: 1

    Al Pacino has been behind this since the 1970s... I'll never forget the time when, during an impassioned speach in front of a bank in Brooklyn, he yelled "GATTACA!!! GATTACA!! REMEMBER GATTACA?!?"

  17. I sense an MST3K ripoff... on Jack Valenti, Dead at 85 · · Score: 1

    I can see it now: Every week Satan, who is inexplicably dressed in a green labcoat and assisted by a guy named Frank, will send Jack a bad movie that slipped through the cracks of the rating system. Of course, Jack will be kept company by some wise-cracking friends made out of brimstone.

  18. Cheap drug test kits... on The Germs' Drummer Arrested For Carrying Soap · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I went to high school with a guy who complained one day about how his dad had given him a drug test from a kit that he'd bought at the local Rite Aid. According to the kit, the guy tested positive for marijuana, LSD, heroin and cocaine use.

    The guy protested furiously, as he had only used marijauna and cocaine, with the occasional Aderol.

  19. I say we... on Mapping the Blogosphere · · Score: 1

    Bomb The Blogosphere! http://www.questionablecontent.net/

  20. Re:Coincidence on Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Dies At 84 · · Score: 1

    About an hour before I heard the news, one of my roommates and I were discussing Vonnegut, and I even went so far as to get out my copy (really stolen from my dad) of Slaughterhouse 5.

  21. Duke Nukem, anyone? on Cellphone Dental Implants Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    Forget the cell phone, I want my Explod-o-Molar!

  22. Obligatory... on Brain/Computer Gaming Interface Coming in 2008 · · Score: 0, Troll

    But will it play Duke Nukem Forever?

  23. Starcraft, anyone? on 67-Kilowatt Laser Unveiled · · Score: 1

    I read Yamamoto as Yamoto at first glance.

  24. "Fuzzy" on Golfer Sues Over Vandalized Wikipedia Entry · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd being suing whoever gave me that nickname if I were him...

  25. Re:From now on... on Dance Copyright Enforced by DMCA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Paraphrased from "Sports Night"...

    ISAAC: Happy Birthday is copyrighted?
    DANNY: By Mildred and Patty Hill...
    ISAAC: It took two people to write that song?