I'm growing older but not up, My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck, Let those winds of change blow over my head, I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead
When science makes a cat that doesn't demand to be fed half the time, sleep half the time, and ignore my existance when I'm not petting it, then I'll be impressed.
I'm currently leading freshmen orientations at a college in the north east, and I heard that fact mentioned today during the course of orientations.
A speaker said that for the first time in 25 years, beer was not the thing college students couldn't live without. He then asked the group what they thought took beer's place. I toyed with the idea of yelling, "VODKA!" but somehow that didn't seem appropriate, being that I'm employed by the college.
I like this idea because it lends more credibility to an industry often derrided by politicians for being violent and counter-productive. It's the first step in moving games away from being a scapegoat toward what they truly are: interactive art.
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...probably because I spend so much time on my PC.
If we do trust Microsoft with this kind of project, people of the future will think that blue was a very popular color.
Writs of Assistance? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Writs_of_assistance
How hard is it to take off if you've got to drain the lizard?
We're doing plenty of casual studies on it at my college.
... power a laptop that can play Duke Nukem Forever?
We college students have known about this for years!
I beleive it was called "Billy Graham's Bible Blaster"
Bart - Cool, ten for ten conversions!
Todd - No, you just winged that last one and made him a Unitarian.
"No word yet on if that includes helping the MPAA file lawsuits against 80 year old grandmothers."
They get a merit badge for helping them across the street to their trial.
I thought that was Hollywood's philosophy right now...
Why brainwash them to never use computers? Wouldn't it be more logical for Gates brainwash them to hack Google and Linux?
Snakes...ON A PLANE
Why did it have to be... snakes on a plane?
Walmart sells me toothpaste at a discount, it doesn't connect me to my friends
Walmart may not connect you to friends, but toothpatse does help when making friends.
I'm growing older but not up,
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck,
Let those winds of change blow over my head,
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead
When science makes a cat that doesn't demand to be fed half the time, sleep half the time, and ignore my existance when I'm not petting it, then I'll be impressed.
I'm currently leading freshmen orientations at a college in the north east, and I heard that fact mentioned today during the course of orientations.
A speaker said that for the first time in 25 years, beer was not the thing college students couldn't live without. He then asked the group what they thought took beer's place. I toyed with the idea of yelling, "VODKA!" but somehow that didn't seem appropriate, being that I'm employed by the college.
15 feet of rum? Gimme about 50 feet of Coke and me and my college friends will solve the problem.
Either way the government controls the courts and makes the laws; they can decide what constitutes guilt.
Holy jumping weasel fritters on a hot cross bun!
Wanted: A surgeon who will replace my muscles with the ones mentioned in TFA so I have a legitimate excuse to drink as much as I do.
boys will "do the same stupid thing over and over again and be happy,"
It's true. The first thing any new Sim does under my control is get a girlfriend, and I never tire of it.
Why are we having so many problems with hot coffee?
I like this idea because it lends more credibility to an industry often derrided by politicians for being violent and counter-productive. It's the first step in moving games away from being a scapegoat toward what they truly are: interactive art.
I've heard that both Google and M$ are getting readay to go to the mattresses.
That's just begging for a cocaine joke...