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  1. Sweet on ESET Spreading FUD About Torrent Files, Clients (welivesecurity.com) · · Score: 1

    Sweet. What's ESET?

  2. Why this matters. on Intel's Upcoming Coffee Lake CPUs Won't Work With Today's Motherboards (pcworld.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why this matters: it doesn't.

  3. In other news... on E-Cigarettes Linked To Helping People Quit Smoking, Says Study (theverge.com) · · Score: 0

    In other news, heroin helps people quit pot.

  4. Overseas on SEC Rules That ICO Tokens Are Securities (vice.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So launch them overseas. Problem solved.

  5. Male on Degenerative Brain Disease Found In Nearly All Donated NFL Player Brains, Says Study (npr.org) · · Score: 0

    Let me guess: no women were sampled? The world is soooooo sexist.

  6. Shattering. on Motorola Unveils the Moto Z2 Force, a Smartphone With Double the Cameras and a Shatterproof Screen (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    Shatterproof? I'll believe it when I *don't* see it (shatter).

  7. Why you do this? on Amazon Report Predicts Pet Translation Devices By 2027 (cbslocal.com) · · Score: 1

    Can't wait to hear it from next door. "Why do my owners have a pet that they lock in a small, confined back yard all day? Is it because I'm bad? Is it because they don't care about my well-being when they can't see me? Is it because they are selfish?" That will sure beat the non-stop whining that I'm hearing at the moment.

  8. Who on US Ends Controversial Laptop Ban On Flights From Middle East (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know who supplied the intelligence that triggered the ban?

  9. Oh yeah. on Researchers Have Figured Out How To Fake News Video With AI (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, Obama is definitely the one I'd be using the software on first. Definitely not the "grab her by the pussy" speech, no way.

  10. Insufficient... on Hacker Steals $30 Million Worth of Ethereum From Parity Multi-Sig Wallets (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    Insufficient decimal points for accurate evaluation of worth.

  11. Re:Paywall the whole thing! on Facebook Is Looking Into Allowing Paywall For Selected Media Stories (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    It already has a global paywall. The currency is your soul and the amount is all of it.

  12. Single Cow Burger on Trademarks Shows Amazon Has Sights On Meal-Kits, 'Single Cow Burgers' and Other Fast Food Options (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    A.K.A. the "regular" size option in America.

  13. Re:Let's face it.... on Trump Proposes Joint 'Cyber Security Unit' With Russia, Then Quickly Backs Away From It (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    ... and he also has small feet!

  14. Sharing on Ola, India's Largest Ride-Hailing Service, Plans International Expansion (ndtv.com) · · Score: 1

    If we call it sharing, it's good.

  15. The worst kind! on SoundCloud Lays Off Nearly Half Its Staff, Closes Two Offices (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    420 employees are the worst kind of employees.

  16. Conscription on Chicago To Make Future Plans a Graduation Requirement (thehill.com) · · Score: 1

    So this is basically conscription in disguise, right?

  17. First! on The iPhone Turns 10 (economist.com) · · Score: 0

    Wow... the first phone. First smart-phone. The first phone with WiFi and the first phone with an RGB display.
    Can't believe it's only been 10 years!
    Here's to another 10 years of firsts!

  18. Glad to hear! on Research Finds 1 In 3 American Cats and Dogs Are Overweight (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Glad to hear it's not as high a percentage as humans!

  19. Divide and conquer! on Trump Plans To Dismantle Obama-Era 'Startup Visa' (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Yep.

  20. Pay to Win on Uber Finally Adds a Tipping Option To Its App (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh good; just when I have a 5.0 rating, the Uber star rating system becomes pay-to-win.

  21. sku on Intel Quietly Discontinues Galileo, Joule, and Edison Development Boards (intel.com) · · Score: 1

    SKUs

  22. DUUUUUUUUU... on Microsoft's AI Is the First to Reach a Perfect Ms. Pac-Man Score (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ...UUUUUUUU... oh wait. Too late.

  23. YouTube on Ask Slashdot: Your Favorite Subscription Services? · · Score: 1

    YouTube Red. Nuf sed.

  24. Re:Harley-Davidson Cat Collar on Museum of Failure Opens In Sweden (failuremag.com) · · Score: 1

    They failed to make the perfume and cat collar loud enough. What were they thinking. Crank it up to 190dB!

  25. Hooray! on TSA May Recommend Stowing Laptops In Cargo For US Domestic Flights (cbslocal.com) · · Score: 1

    Thanks Israel and Trump!