its obviously been long since you went to the strip club...plus in the near future doctors would have the option of reverting the change if you miss your monthly payment for the augmentation......lol
So basically our terrorist buddies dont need knives and bombs any more...get couple of verizons, cingular and nextel phones in ur bag...tweek them to have a calling orgie and....wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...(if thats all it takes to crash a plane well i think ill swim to my next european vacation spot..)
i cant shake the feeling that once u cross this "privacy protection" line u might just end up like the paranoid-amarillo skin cap wearing-beer bellied-lonely geek on dukes off hazard....who could want any more.....
tell them dude....i just read some comments...and now im so depressed and have a feeling high daft-hood that im going to lie to some kids about how i came up with a math equation that describes.....uhh what was that again???
who says...they might have artficial intelligence modelled after the collective senate...so the robot will just come to the same crappy conclusion faster..........(whooaa technology is awesome...hehehe)
ull be fine as long as you dont promise to pay him....and u recite ur disclaimer in a very low voice.......by the way ur imagining this no one wrote it...(i gtg to my shrink now l8r)
how about u get a bunch of homeless ppl say...1000 get them to download music on some computers...then RIAA will go to court and waste all this money while giving the homeless food and shelter....brilliant!!! Muhaahaahaaa
wow what a dumb ass......this is the classic boob falling for the most obvious thing........well i guess im not the only thats tired of coding on a friday....muchas gracias....someones dumber than me.....
i sold my phone to get better memory and then i remembered i wanted the memory for the phone i just sold.......i was wandering why the guy i sold the phone to was smiling........crap
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Windows Vista built-in diagnostics can proactively detect problems with system components such as hard disks (discks uh??), memory, and networks. Windows Vista notifies you and walks you through the problem resolution. Consider the following scenarios:
* Although you don't know it, your hard erection is about to fail. Windows erection diagnostics detects the impending failure and guides you through erection backup. You've escaped a disaster from which it might have taken weeks to recover. (or months of therapy)...
* You are a mobile computer user in an enterprise setting, and you've been on the road and have forgotten to back up your data for a few weeks. When you return home and connect to your enterprise network (wife), an event indicating an impending erection failure is forwarded from your computer to your IT support center(doctor). Your administrator notifies you of the impending problem and schedules a repair at a convenient time(ie how many viagra pills should i send).
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device has been tested successfully on snitching teen...
DOC: hi Mr. Klums...ok so you sure you want to do this??
ME : yeah im sure
DOC: this is a new process developed by dell and as such irriversible
ME : oh didnt know dell was into medicine...
DOC: you should see the news more often.. ok so pls sit on that recliner while i grab an inspiron..
ME : hope this wont take long...
DOC: na...ok to be sure you have 2 balls right??
ME : yeah
DOC: ok we should probably use a dual core then...
its obviously been long since you went to the strip club...plus in the near future doctors would have the option of reverting the change if you miss your monthly payment for the augmentation......lol
1. Depends on how it was used....What are you refering to
2. ...ripple...its spelt with an 'N' buddy
3. smoothing in an AC>DC rectifier...hhmm lets rewrite that A** to D***...erectifier
4. it would have survived 1,892,160,000 cyclesi dont think all our hand could collectively do that many cycles...heheh
5. cap...u mean the rubber cap??
So basically our terrorist buddies dont need knives and bombs any more...get couple of verizons, cingular and nextel phones in ur bag...tweek them to have a calling orgie and ....wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...(if thats all it takes to crash a plane well i think ill swim to my next european vacation spot..)
yeah dude....BUSH is such a jerk..holding back the GOD MODE cheat code from the Troops in IRAQ...
now i can attach the device to my head and project a jessica alba's body on my ugly cubicle mate.......(who is a chic....if u were wondering...lol)
u cant make me do it......it took so long.......are you saying i have to breakup with my fat GF....
i cant shake the feeling that once u cross this "privacy protection" line u might just end up like the paranoid-amarillo skin cap wearing-beer bellied-lonely geek on dukes off hazard....who could want any more.....
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tell them dude....i just read some comments...and now im so depressed and have a feeling high daft-hood that im going to lie to some kids about how i came up with a math equation that describes.....uhh what was that again???
who says...they might have artficial intelligence modelled after the collective senate...so the robot will just come to the same crappy conclusion faster..........(whooaa technology is awesome...hehehe)
ull be fine as long as you dont promise to pay him....and u recite ur disclaimer in a very low voice.......by the way ur imagining this no one wrote it...(i gtg to my shrink now l8r)
so basically that was to detach urself from loser geek-hood...way to go boss.......
Cancermon use Mamory shields....(fx..boing boing)
im applying for human keeper so ill be safe when they take over....
how about u get a bunch of homeless ppl say...1000 get them to download music on some computers...then RIAA will go to court and waste all this money while giving the homeless food and shelter....brilliant!!! Muhaahaahaaa
1...Bull Shit On Demand
2...Bitch Sucking on Dick
British Man disappears from home......possible suicide
Couple of months from now...
US Scientist have found a cure for aids........yippe
i mean i can what do at work at home........i have internet, a browser, link to /. what else.....occasional coding.....pff not important
wow what a dumb ass......this is the classic boob falling for the most obvious thing........well i guess im not the only thats tired of coding on a friday....muchas gracias....someones dumber than me.....
just wanted to post 1st.........is anyone pissed off.......good
i sold my phone to get better memory and then i remembered i wanted the memory for the phone i just sold.......i was wandering why the guy i sold the phone to was smiling........crap
Detects Impending Failures Windows Vista built-in diagnostics can proactively detect problems with system components such as hard disks (discks uh??), memory, and networks. Windows Vista notifies you and walks you through the problem resolution. Consider the following scenarios: * Although you don't know it, your hard erection is about to fail. Windows erection diagnostics detects the impending failure and guides you through erection backup. You've escaped a disaster from which it might have taken weeks to recover. (or months of therapy)... * You are a mobile computer user in an enterprise setting, and you've been on the road and have forgotten to back up your data for a few weeks. When you return home and connect to your enterprise network (wife), an event indicating an impending erection failure is forwarded from your computer to your IT support center(doctor). Your administrator notifies you of the impending problem and schedules a repair at a convenient time(ie how many viagra pills should i send).
hey dont look down on we honest youth....if they just ask us well say..... i just turned 9.....see that was easy........the truth shall set us free...