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  1. Qualitative/Quantitative? on 34 Design Flaws in 20 Days of Intel Core Duo · · Score: 1

    I have to say that only 32 seems pretty impressive. If you look at software, Windows has had innumerable bugs and continues to find and fix them years in. Although I'm not sure it's a direct comparison between the number of transistors and the number of lines of code... Fixing hardware flaws means re-printing chips, which means re-engineering a number of steps in the chip making process (Changing masks), as well as re-calculating em-fields and heat dispersal across a chip to insure it won't melt or short circuit. It's not like they can just white-out the mistakes.

  2. The Future!!! on Wealthy 'Cryonauts' Put Assets on Ice · · Score: 1

    Yup, sounds like the futures going to be awesome
    Giant Robots, Flying Cars, Cures to all diseases
    But the only question I really have is...
    ...
    ...
    What are we going to do with all the mansicles?

    Oooooh, This one's Dumbass Flavored ^_^

  3. Re:Internet bullshit pseudoscience on Nemesis, the Sun's Binary Star Companion? · · Score: 1

    So now all books disclose nothing but the truth?

    Montauk Project anyone: "The secret to time travel is an amplified orgasm!"

    It's in a book that doesn't explicitly say its fiction.

    I only hold books better than websites because people who publish books can be sued for libel if they are seriously breaking bonds.

  4. Debunked Foil Hats...? on Make an RFID-proof wallet · · Score: 1

    Didn't we already have an article debunking the effectiveness of aluminum foil against RF. It even went to say that it would amplify certain signals.
    Sorry, but I doubt the validity of at least one of those articles based on the fact they contradict.

  5. Re:Sombrero Galaxies and You on Galaxies Floating on a Dark Matter Stream · · Score: 1

    I'm just waiting for someone to patent it... I mean dark matter holding galaxies together... a material like that and someone'd be really rich!!!

  6. Were-DVD? Re:ouch on Spielberg Bitten by DVD Encryption · · Score: 1

    By the light of the full moon, Steven Spielberg will transform into a Were-DVD.

    Hidden in its heavily wrapped box, it waits to devour your face.

  7. Re:New Songs: 8-bit awesome on Roomba Vacuum Robot Opens to Hackers · · Score: 1

    The new roomba, now complete with the entire works of Konji Kondo amd Nobou Uematsu.

  8. Re:Amount or location? on NASA Probes Shuttle Oxygen Leak · · Score: 1

    Is it possible that NASA is more interested in the location, while the news reporter writing about it figured that people reading quantities would find the information more interesting than the location...

  9. Re:America's lost its monopoly on stupidity on Reality TV "Astronauts" Lift Off · · Score: 1

    But we can't elect Bush a 3rd time.

  10. Re:Think of the possibilities on Rat Brains Fly Planes · · Score: 1

    Conquerers series, the copper heads were a group of people with wire embedded into their brains to allow them to directly interface with a plane. To that extent, yeah, could be interesting to see humans flying planes. An interesting change in how humans fly planes now.

  11. Q... on First Quantum Byte Created · · Score: 1

    News today shows that recent advances in quantum design have produced the first quantum sprite for a game. The game, called Q*bert uses cutting edge isomorphic graphics to allow a player to navigate a three dimensional map.

    There is no news as to whether the game will actually be used for entertainment.

  12. Re:In other words... on Hypnosis Gets Positive Recognition · · Score: 1

    That leads to the following:

    1. Statistics immediatly improve a statement's validity.

    2. Statistics can be presented to support any statement. [see the parent comment]

    3. There are statistics to support this.

  13. SD CARDS!!! on Barenaked USB Drive · · Score: 1

    AND NOW, METALLICA IS RELEASING THEIR SONGS FOR PLAYBACK ON CAMERAS ONLY USING THE AWESOME SD CARD!!!

    hmmmmm...

    Well, my camera can do audio... and takes SD cards, so why not.

    It think this may be a big step toward the music industry understanding the complex concept of "teh interwebz"

  14. Parental Responsibilities...oh, wait, nm. on Blizzard Sued for Death of Gamer · · Score: 1

    I love it how no one could even think of turning off the computer on their kids nowadays. Did anyone else besides me have parents who said, "You've watched more than enough TV. Turn it off" ?

    These parents who think a game will affect their kids development more than they can aren't fit for parenting.

    and I love seeing how far the McDonalds Coffee is Hot lawsuits are going to go.

    Boxes of toothpicks have instructions now. Need I say anymore?

  15. Re:Is this bad or good? on Microsoft to Require 64-bit Processors · · Score: 1

    I think it all depends on whether you like linux or not...

  16. Re:Makes me wonder.. on King Kong Lived? · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to touch that with a ten foot pole...

  17. Video Games for the Betterment of Mankind! on Scientists Grow Blood Vessels Using Skin Cells · · Score: 1

    I'm working on it, I'm working on it...

    Hey, who knows, it could happen.

  18. Re:WRONG on Sony Rootkit Allegedly Contains LGPL Software · · Score: 1

    What if it is a link to a Sony Operated Website, that still fits under the "point to a website" aspect of the grandparent comment. I think the point of the statement was they don't need to distribute source code with it.

    Yes, they do need to make it accessible, and no, none of this is going to affect how much sony stuff I buy.

    I stopped buying their stuff six years ago.

  19. Re:Makes me wonder.. on King Kong Lived? · · Score: 1

    A 10 foot ape,
    I don't want to know what kind of bone problems the species had.

    Can you imagine the growing pains?

  20. Re:Gonner on Robots Might Allow For Space Surgery · · Score: 1

    Wheeled robots?
    What happens if the robot gets some tissue stuck in an axle. Wouldn't that be a bigger issue than most of the surguries requiring the bots?

    I think we've successfully taken a step backwards.

  21. Re:Happens all the time on MIT Professor Fired over Fabricated Data · · Score: 1

    Why does this remind me of refurbished icbms crashing instead of dropping a satellite payload into polar orbit?

  22. Viriisuseses on Gene Found In Black Death Survivors Stops HIV · · Score: 1

    Yet more proof that English was created by a fleet of drunk monks.

    Etymology: Latin, venom, poisonous emanation; akin to Greek ios poison, Sanskrit visa; in senses 2 & 4, from New Latin, from Latin

    If virus were directly transcribed from latin, the proper plural would be virii, but because English is composed of 85% German, 65% Latin, and 25% French, at least 50% of it must be butchered.

  23. Re:Another Intelligent Design theory on Is The U.S. Becoming Anti-Science? · · Score: 1

    My personal favorite is this:

    The universe was created ten days ago by an omnipotent cat named Ted.
    He has graciously implanted all your memories to keep you from going insane.
    In ten days time, the universe will be destroyed, killing everyone instantly and painlessly.

    After this, Ted may re-create the universe again

    Don't try to argue that this isn't real because you remember something that happened over ten days ago, because those memories were the holy gift given by the gracious Ted and denial of them is blasphemy.

    It's just recursive enough to work!!!

  24. Re:Embedded market on Power-Light Power Chips · · Score: 1

    Come on, in two years, you're going to need 2ghz in your fridge so the new version of windows can keep your food cool.

  25. Re:Some issues really need to be clairified. on Wikimedia Proposes Advertising [Updated] · · Score: 1

    I think there's probably a simpler solution.
    Highlight text in color by how recently it was added.
    Doesn't even need to be an intense FF0000, but something mild like a 440000 or a 333300
    Range the colors based on stability, and let black text be what has been approved by an editor or someone walking the pages working for wikipedia.
    Pay for the editors with ads that are related to the articles you're looking at.
    e.g. companies paying for every time someone links to their site to buy...metal detectors from the metal detector page, or cookbooks, from the foods page. I find that a lot of the time, I don't mind the ads if they're related to what I'm doing, and they're not intrusive, causing epileptic seizures, or blocking parts of the page I'm trying to read. Hell, I'll actually use some of them when they're not flashing my eyes out of my head.