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hey guys,

i'm not sure exactly what i'm doing here. so...bear with me!

i clicked "geeky" on my match.com personals profile, thinking that i'd maybe get hooked up with somebody who was into math or some kind of toy train hobby or something...boy howdy was i in for a shock! i went on 4 dates with guys who all got on match.com because of osdn personals from slash-dot! 4 guys!

anyway, it didn't really work out with any of them, because it seemed like they were all under some kind of mind-control robot or something! i was like "what do you think about office? office 97 is enough for me, but there are some things about xp that are cool too...." the first guy i asked that to exploded on this tyrade about how office was evil, and that it uses html that's invalid...blah blah blah, whatever...i figured "ok, this guys a freak, but i'm not giving up that easily." so guy number two and i are having dinner, and just as a test i bring up office, and he says the *exact* *same* *things* the first guy said! it was like he was reading from a script! i'm thinking to myself "is everybody from slash-dot programmed to say the same thing or what?" i decided to do a bit of investigation.

i actually surfed over to slash-dot and read some of the articles...mostly they were pretty boring, and the comments were just like i expected judging from my previous past experience: scripted!!! just when i was about to completely write the whole thing off, i found a post from some guy who's with anti-slash, some kind of anti-slash-dot website. i mailed him and was all "i so agree with you guys, look at what sheap these slash-dot people are!" he wrote back and made some funny comments (funny and so *true*!...that is soooo the best kind of humor...but i dirgress...) and guess what? this weekend i'm supposed to meet him for dinner :) if you're reading this, i look forward to meeting you in person, john!

anyway, that's my story. ladies: if you're looking for the real cool geeks, check out anti-slash. and fellas, you should check it out too and maybe use to to break out of your mind-control suits!

ok see ya later,

cyndi

Hey guys,

I'm not sure exactly what i'm doing here, so... bear with me!

I clicked "geeky" on my match.com personals profile, thinking that i'd maybe get hooked up with somebody who was into math or some kind of toy train hobby or something... boy howdy was i in for a shock! I went on 4 dates with guys who all got on match.com because of osdn personals from Slash Dot! 4 guys!

Anyway, it didn't really work out with any of them, because it seemed like they were all under some kind of mind-control robot or something! I was like "what do you think about Office? Office 97 is enough for me, but there are some things about XP that are cool too...." The first guy i asked that to exploded on this tyrade about how Office was evil, and that it uses html that's invalid... blah blah blah, whatever... I figured "OK, this guys a freak, but i'm not giving up that easily", so guy number two and I are having dinner, and just as a test I bring up Office, and he says the *exact* *same* *things* the first guy said! It was like he was reading from a script! I'm thinking to myself "is everybody from Slash Dot programmed to say the same thing or what?" I decided to do a bit of investigation.

I actually surfed over to Slash Dot and read some of the articles... mostly they were pretty boring, and the comments were just like I expected judging from my previous past experience: scripted!!! Just when i was about to completely write the whole thing off, i found a post from some guy who's with Anti Slash, some kind of anti Slash Dot website. I mailed him and was all "I so agree with you guys, look at what sheep these Slash Dot people are!" He wrote back and made some funny comments (funny and so *true*!... that is soooo the best kind of humor... but i dirgress...) and guess what? this weekend I'm supposed to meet him for dinner :) if you're reading this, i look forward to meeting you in person, John!

Anyway, that's my story. ladies: if you're looking for the real cool geeks, check out Anti Slash. and fellas, you should check it out too and maybe use to to break out of your mind-control suits!

OK see ya later

Hey guys,

I'm not sure exactly what i'm doing here, so... bear with me!

I clicked "geeky" on my match.com personals profile, thinking that i'd maybe get hooked up with somebody who was into math or some kind of toy train hobby or something... boy howdy was i in for a shock! I went on 4 dates with guys who all got on match.com because of osdn personals from Slash Dot! 4 guys!

Anyway, it didn't really work out with any of them, because it seemed like they were all under some kind of mind-control robot or something! I was like "what do you think about Office? Office 97 is enough for me, but there are some things about XP that are cool too...." The first guy i asked that to exploded on this tyrade about how Office was evil, and that it uses html that's invalid... blah blah blah, whatever... I figured "OK, this guys a freak, but i'm not giving up that easily", so guy number two and I are having dinner, and just as a test I bring up Office, and he says the *exact* *same* *things* the first guy said! It was like he was reading from a script! I'm thinking to myself "is everybody from Slash Dot programmed to say the same thing or what?" I decided to do a bit of investigation.

I actually surfed over to Slash Dot and read some of the articles... mostly they were pretty boring, and the comments were just like I expected judging from my previous past experience: scripted!!! Just when i was about to completely write the whole thing off, i found a post from some guy who's with Anti Slash, some kind of anti Slash Dot website. I mailed him and was all "I so agree with you guys, look at what sheep these Slash Dot people are!" He wrote back and made some funny comments (funny and so *true*!... that is soooo the best kind of humor... but i dirgress...) and guess what? this weekend I'm supposed to meet him for dinner :) if you're reading this, i look forward to meeting you in person, John!

Anyway, that's my story. ladies: if you're looking for the real cool geeks, check out Anti Slash. and fellas, you should check it out too and maybe use to to break out of your mind-control suits!

OK see ya later

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Dear sir,

Anti-slash is not affiliated with the GNAA. Feel free to read more here.

Moderators: Mod parent post down.

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Thanks,

jihadi_31337

To all you "Gay Nigger Association of America" kiddies who think it's so hilarious: I'm going to hunt you down and kick your stupid little troll asses! I've already got your stupid GNAA website in my sites by reloading it every twice a second, forever, automatically. You stupid fuckers are plain evil and not one bit funny.

hey guys,

i'm not sure exactly what i'm doing here. so...bear with me!

i clicked "geeky" on my match.com personals profile, thinking that i'd maybe get hooked up with somebody who was into math or some kind of toy train hobby or something...boy howdy was i in for a shock! i went on 4 dates with guys who all got on match.com because of osdn personals from slash-dot! 4 guys!

anyway, it didn't really work out with any of them, because it seemed like they were all under some kind of mind-control robot or something! i was like "what do you think about office? office 97 is enough for me, but there are some things about xp that are cool too...." the first guy i asked that to exploded on this tyrade about how office was evil, and that it uses html that's invalid...blah blah blah, whatever...i figured "ok, this guys a freak, but i'm not giving up that easily." so guy number two and i are having dinner, and just as a test i bring up office, and he says the *exact* *same* *things* the first guy said! it was like he was reading from a script! i'm thinking to myself "is everybody from slash-dot programmed to say the same thing or what?" i decided to do a bit of investigation.

i actually surfed over to slash-dot and read some of the articles...mostly they were pretty boring, and the comments were just like i expected judging from my previous past experience: scripted!!! just when i was about to completely write the whole thing off, i found a post from some guy who's with anti-slash, some kind of anti-slash-dot website. i mailed him and was all "i so agree with you guys, look at what sheap these slash-dot people are!" he wrote back and made some funny comments (funny and so *true*!...that is soooo the best kind of humor...but i dirgress...) and guess what? this weekend i'm supposed to meet him for dinner :) if you're reading this, i look forward to meeting you in person, john!

anyway, that's my story. ladies: if you're looking for the real cool geeks, check out anti-slash. and fellas, you should check it out too and maybe use to to break out of your mind-control suits!

ok see ya later,

cyndi

hey guys,

i'm not sure exactly what i'm doing here. so...bear with me!

i clicked "geeky" on my match.com personals profile, thinking that i'd maybe get hooked up with somebody who was into math or some kind of toy train hobby or something...boy howdy was i in for a shock! i went on 4 dates with guys who all got on match.com because of osdn personals from slash-dot! 4 guys!

anyway, it didn't really work out with any of them, because it seemed like they were all under some kind of mind-control robot or something! i was like "what do you think about office? office 97 is enough for me, but there are some things about xp that are cool too...." the first guy i asked that to exploded on this tyrade about how office was evil, and that it uses html that's invalid...blah blah blah, whatever...i figured "ok, this guys a freak, but i'm not giving up that easily." so guy number two and i are having dinner, and just as a test i bring up office, and he says the *exact* *same* *things* the first guy said! it was like he was reading from a script! i'm thinking to myself "is everybody from slash-dot programmed to say the same thing or what?" i decided to do a bit of investigation.

i actually surfed over to slash-dot and read some of the articles...mostly they were pretty boring, and the comments were just like i expected judging from my previous past experience: scripted!!! just when i was about to completely write the whole thing off, i found a post from some guy who's with anti-slash, some kind of anti-slash-dot website. i mailed him and was all "i so agree with you guys, look at what sheap these slash-dot people are!" he wrote back and made some funny comments (funny and so *true*!...that is soooo the best kind of humor...but i dirgress...) and guess what? this weekend i'm supposed to meet him for dinner :) if you're reading this, i look forward to meeting you in person, john!

anyway, that's my story. ladies: if you're looking for the real cool geeks, check out anti-slash. and fellas, you should check it out too and maybe use to to break out of your mind-control suits!

ok see ya later,

cyndi

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Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cyber-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects fo said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

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Man, this shit hurts.

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Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cyber-terrorism?

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Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

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Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

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Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cyber-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects fo said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

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Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cybor-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects fo said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

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First off, check out this thread:

http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=932 84&cid=8012375

Very important information about slashdot's editors.

Now for our regularly-scheduled jihad activities.

Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cybor-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects fo said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

Thank you for pointing out these crimes. We invite you to join us in sacred jihad against these heinous actions.


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My new slashdot automated mirroring script now works. Every time a story is posted it is mirrored to 3 different websites.

Mirror 1
Mirror 2
Mirror 3

Happy anniversary slashdot! Unfortunately, in response to the troll investigation, slashdot's editors have increased their repression of free speech even further. Learn more about the troll investigation here.

For more about sacred jihad against slashdot's editors, check out anti-slash

In Jihad,

jihadi_31337

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then the GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain and read the Regional Transportation Plan for the Maricopa Association of Governments sponsored by the Arizona Department of Transportation. You must take a test to verify your knowledge of the plan. The test consists of 6 questions:

1. How many lanes will US 60 be from Val Vista to Power Rd?
2. What is the scope and span of I-10R?
3. What is the Wickenberg Bypass?
4. When will the Williams Gateway Freeway be built?
5. What is planned for I-17 from McDowell to Dunlap?
6. What is planned for US-60 (Grand Avenue)? How much money is set-aside?

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership. Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! >[? If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.easynews.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

I am protesting Slashdot's chronic abuse of its readers and subscribers. Please visit www.anti-slash.org and help us!

Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cybor-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects fo said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

Join anti-slash

Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?

Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.

Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cybor-terrorism?

That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects fo said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.

You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.

Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.

In sacred jihad,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

No more annoying "Due to excessive bad posting from this ip or subnet...". The GNAA will reign supreme!

Anyway, if you would like to learn to troll, visit the troll community at Anti slash

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

Are you tired of slashdot's editors? Check out anti-slash!

While you're there, check out the database tool here. With the database tool, you can quickly gain karma by reposting highly-moderated slashdot posts, and secure the +1 bonus for future jihad operations.

By decreasing /.'s already low signal to noise ratio, you can force /.'s editors to come clean about their ethical lapses, and have a great time doing it!

Thank you for your support,

jihadi_31337

If you are really into a bunch of fat geek guy losers fucking dead boy corpses up what was once a living, functional poop chute, then you'll love all the corpsefucking at Anti-Slash! A website that thinks they can revolutionize Slashdot, but all they end up doing is fucking boy corpses! What a bunch of loser faggots! Watch as they pretend to be better when they are doing nothing but the same shit as Slashdot. Sign up for your account today and pretend you are not a loser! It's nothing but a bunch of pasty loser dorks that couldn't get a date to save their lives just trying to be cool in front of each other! It's so pathetic it's entertaining! Oh, and CRAPFLOOD THEM!