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Google releases Google Life Search

Google life search just announced Here

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/10/google_life_sea rch.html

Microsoft already loves Linux.

Well I'm not so sure about Microsoft, but I know Bill Gates does. The internet says so, and it never lies!!

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Yes, but does it include the very important character and scenes?

They don't need good PR, because they're focusing on other solutions instead.

I believe Ms Williams has stumbled across the breeding/training ground for Microsoft's army of evil monkeys.

BBspot (my site) already reported on the next generation of iPods a few weeks ago.

Ah yes. I want my google search results in print format. Absolutely brilliant.

(for the humor impaired, the above is a joke)

The stuff is out there.

All you need to do is create the space. We will fill it. That's what geeks are for.

I don't think females have a thing for Anonymous Cowards, either.

Maybe not but I've heard of a Linux developer who got laid. I kid you not!

-HJ

-HJ

-HJ

Here it is: BBSpot

Be carefull, according to this article Microsoft might have a patent on that process.

A quote from the article: Consuela Xiang a 12 year old veteran employee of Microsoft's Block XP project said, "I get mail. I delete mail. I eat today."

Cheers,

Adolfo

Actually, even this new look would have done!

The NOAA have already predicted the path of Hurricane Paula, and that's not due until October.

Ah, this must be one of its new predictions. :)

...comes with the wisdom of the Far-East, yessir!

What, you haven't heard of the Feng Shui Motherboard?

"We didn't rely on reference boards or schematics from chip manufacturers. Those designs had too many straight lines and sharp corners, which are unnatural and direct poison arrows at our soul.

Yes... but does your motherboard manufacturer follow best practices like Feng Shui?

You're not the only one:
No of Linux distros surpasses no of users.

[snip]MINC, GIGI, Rainbow, DEBmate, MicroVAX, MicroPDP, the whole VAXstation line[...]

I was about to point out that the GIGI was a graphics terminal when I decided to google it. Wow, it was a half-assed micro-computer/terminal crossbreed. We just used the ones at uni (connected to a Vax 11/780) for our CS graphics classes so I never realized that they could do more. :)

Oh, it is DE_C_mate. DEBmate is DEXXX's version of the vMac. ;-)

Owner of a DEC Rainbow 100A: Dual 8086/Z80 CPUs, 896K, 10 Meg Hard drive, 12" *green* monochrome VT220, :-D

"We put the CPU in the center, because that is the chi, or life force for the entire board. A centered chi provides better performance." Now don't you want one?

As far as defusing bombs goes, you can't beat MacGyver. In fact, he's been so bored of late that he's resorted to building bombs on aeroplanes (See: http://bbspot.com/News/2004/06/macgyver.html.) So I think he'd jump at the opportunity to defuse a few...

Or you could just go this route.

Microsoft are just going to hire about 20 high-class escort girls and covertly target them at the most important open source developers. The costs involved in this strategy will be peanuts compared with the total devastation it will bring upon the open source community, which will be left completely defenseless.

They have already started a trial program. You have been warned.

He was arrested recently.

I hear Keebler's got Linux running on a Cheez-It.

then you'll definitely want this card

You are right. This could make life easier for all and would be an improvement facilitating deployment of Linux on the desktop - but imagine the (micro.political) difficulties of LSB-certification along the spectrum of distributions </sarcasm /> .

CC.

And don't forget their new search results ranking formula.

According to BBspot, yes

Oh, in case you're one of the young ones and don't understand that last one, click here for the version that panders to your generation.

Suuuure Stevie! That Ballmer, he cracks me up.

Too late...

... who don't realize TANSTAAFL.

BBspot ran a satire article about a fictional Nigerian philanthropist. This is a satire site, mind you.

Nevertheless, he's gotten many emails from people asking, "How can I reach this Esenam Ayele"? Look at the list of fools and believers of this obvious satire article.

He's added a disclaimer at the bottom of the article (Editor's Note: This article is a piece of satire. Please stop e-mailing me with your requests for money.) But it hasn't done much good.

... who don't realize TANSTAAFL.

BBspot ran a satire article about a fictional Nigerian philanthropist. This is a satire site, mind you.

Nevertheless, he's gotten many emails from people asking, "How can I reach this Esenam Ayele"? Look at the list of fools and believers of this obvious satire article.

He's added a disclaimer at the bottom of the article (Editor's Note: This article is a piece of satire. Please stop e-mailing me with your requests for money.) But it hasn't done much good.

Seem Familiar?

In all seriousness, having the source code can't be a bad thing, since this way, it'll be easier to stop if we understand how it works.

And at least if we all get a virus, there is a good programmer behind it, and it's less likely to crash on all of us.

Normally I'd consider virus writers the scum of the earth, but this one is talented enough to be a professional hacker, from my limited experience with assembly language (512 byte boot sector on a FD). Not that I endorse email worms, but this guy has talent.

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/07/letter_c.html
(lol!)

But seriously I do think he has gottten a little carried away. If it was up to him we would all have sites that looked like the google front page and nothing else.

The Ford Exorbitant is ready. Despite being the mobile habitat, it comes with a rover anyway.

What ?!? Real is no longer Evil ? For the past several years this has been a foundation of The Internet. Next thing you know, Microsoft and AOL will release software that is not a bloated PC catastrophe.

The Internet is now officially one step away from unravelling the enitre universe.


--LordPixie

p.s.Jokes aside, I'm more than glad to see a new business model over at Real.

The reason why no one will find that article at the Onion is because it isn't an Onion article. Brian Brigs wrote it in his site bbspot.com.

Just setting the record straight.

The reason why no one will find that article at the Onion is because it isn't an Onion article. Brian Brigs wrote it in his site bbspot.com.

Just setting the record straight.

Yep, it's still there.

I couldn't find an Onion link to this story, but it is on a number of other sites.

Here's a link to one.

yes indeed

microsoft is waaaay ahead of you, check thisout !

I'm sure this guy has to have one.

Obligatory BBspot link.

You mean like these?

Microsoft has had a couple of secure OS's out for years