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Tom St. Denis is dying--of AIDS.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered community of Slashbot morons when last month the local hospital confirmed that Tom St. Denis has the Gay Flu. Coming on the heels of the latest CBC which plainly states that Tom St. Denis has lost more white blood cells, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Tom St. Denis is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Hepatitis C test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Tom St. Denis's future. The writing is on the wall: Tom St. Denis faces a bleak future. In fact, there won't be any future at all for Tom St. Denis because Tom St. Denis is dying--of AIDS. Things are looking very bad for Tom St. Denis. As many of us are already aware, Tom St. Denis continues to lose T-cells. HIV flows like a river of blood. Tom St. Denis is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Tom St. Denis's lover Darren Aldredge states that there are 7000 users of Tom St. Denis's anus. How many users of his mouth are there? Let's see. The number of anal vs. oral ejaculations on Tom St. Denis is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ejaculations in Tom St. Denis's mouth. Tom St. Denis's bloody scat sessions are about half of the volume of Tom St. Denis sloppy facials. Therefore there are about 700 users of Tom St.Denis's filthy torn rectum. A recent article put anal sex with high-risk intraveneous drug users at about 80 percent of Tom St. Denis's escapades. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 HIV virii in Tom St. Denis. This is consistent with the number of Tom St. Denis's lesions.
Due to the troubles of Kaposi's Sarcoma, anal fissures and so on, Twitter died of GRID. Now nwbvt is also dead, his corpse turned over to another San Francisco bathhouse.
All major surveys show that Tom St. Denis has steadily declined in white blood cell count. Tom St. Denis is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If Tom St. Denis is to survive at all it will be among homosexual scat dabblers. Tom St. Denis continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Tom St. Denis is dead.
Fact: Tom St. Denis is dying -
Tom St. Denis is dying--of AIDS.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered community of Slashbot morons when last month the local hospital confirmed that Tom St. Denis has the Gay Flu. Coming on the heels of the latest CBC which plainly states that Tom St. Denis has lost more white blood cells, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Tom St. Denis is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Hepatitis C test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Tom St. Denis's future. The writing is on the wall: Tom St. Denis faces a bleak future. In fact, there won't be any future at all for Tom St. Denis because Tom St. Denis is dying--of AIDS. Things are looking very bad for Tom St. Denis. As many of us are already aware, Tom St. Denis continues to lose T-cells. HIV flows like a river of blood. Tom St. Denis is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Tom St. Denis's lover Darren Aldredge states that there are 7000 users of Tom St. Denis's anus. How many users of his mouth are there? Let's see. The number of anal vs. oral ejaculations on Tom St. Denis is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ejaculations in Tom St. Denis's mouth. Tom St. Denis's bloody scat sessions are about half of the volume of Tom St. Denis sloppy facials. Therefore there are about 700 users of Tom St. Denis's filthy torn rectum. A recent article put anal sex with high-risk intraveneous drug users at about 80 percent of Tom St. Denis's escapades. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 HIV virii in Tom St. Denis. This is consistent with the number of Tom St. Denis's lesions.
Due to the troubles of Kaposi's Sarcoma, anal fissures and so on, Twitter died of GRID. Now nwbvt is also dead, his corpse turned over to another San Francisco bathhouse.
All major surveys show that Tom St. Denis has steadily declined in white blood cell count. Tom St. Denis is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If Tom St. Denis is to survive at all it will be among homosexual scat dabblers. Tom St. Denis continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Tom St. Denis is dead.
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