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Web Browsing on Your PSP
yodha writes "A guy has hacked the hidden browser inside the PSP to view external webpages. His webpage has info on that, some screenshots and a video. Yes, you can get Slashdot on a PSP! The PSINext forum and engadget are covering the same news."
This reminds me of a little Slashdot article about CSS, plus the ongoing Slashdot forum about redoing Slashdot in XHTML and CSS. Now that PSP has browser functionality, I think it's imperative for web developers to examine their sites for usability. I would be interested to see how DHTML is handled on the PSP, for example, by testing the Milonic package. I seriously doubt it would work very well on PSP, but you never know.
This raises the issue of UserAgent sniffing. Right now I'm developing an Open Source CMS called Gemsites (link in sig), and I'm considering supporting cut-down templates for PocketPC, Palm and (now) PSP. I've got the code set up to sniff the UserAgent and make a decision on it, thanks to php.net's user-assist messages in the function database. But now I'm wondering if my whole CMS will stand up to the more compact screens used by PSP et al. I guess what I'm saying is that if you're a developer and you know CSS/XHTML and/or PHP, I would like to talk to you about usability.
But how the hell do you type anything on that? Unless this just reveals my lack of R-ingTFA...
Anyways, without input, I'd feel shackled on the internet. I need history to be able to find my inane forum postings!
Yup...
can it play nescafe?
Could it be that his PSP browsing /. adds to the /. effect of the story about him browsing /. with his PSP?
Maybe Sony should have marketed this idea. Browse the web on your PSP! Although yeah, it sucks though, there's no scrollbars or no way to enter the site name. So unless you can scroll somehow, I expect to see clipped webpages formatted for the PSP.
In America, you spam computers In Soviet Russia, computers spam you!
I don't get it. It looks only slightly better than browsing the internet with a cell phone. What a joy that is.
But how the hell do you type anything on that?
It says that a keybord API pops up when you're in an input box (like Google's Search).
cmon this news is like a day old already *yawn*
Is interesting, but of course you know that means that if he could hack his self out other willcan hack in, so waiting for the upcoming exploits and patches ;)
Think like a hacker, act like a hacker, but never become a hacker !
With homemade software, would this type of thing be possable with the DS? Probibly not using the same meathod, but similar?
So with a browsing solution out there, and obvious easier to implement hacks on the way, who flinches first and releases their web browser? PSP or DS? You know they both have them up their sleeves, or will we all just have to wait until E3 like good kids?
What browser though? What plug ins will be made and other such questions could do with answering.
Then can someone tell me why I'd want to use a PsP when I can use a laptop or a desktop just the same and not need to wardrive or be at home?
I like muppets.
As per the Slashdot article from yesterday, PSP Reception Lukewarm in US?
"According to IGN sales of the PSP have been lukewarm, with many outlets selling as little as 10 out of the 80 units they received."
The potential to run homebrew code and fiddle with a PSP surely increases it's desirability, especially amongst the geek market? I haven't bought a DS yet, mainly due to the fact the PSP looks a hell of a lot better, the mention of PSP hacking has certainly pushed this higher up my list.
Gadgetspy
Someone has already kindly setup a portal for all you people who want to view this without setting up a DNS server or from any access point.
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You can see his portal with your web browser (computer) here:
http://67.171.70.72/wipeout/index.html
To use this on your PSP simply set your DNS to 67.171.70.72 inside the network settings then go into Wipeout Pure and hit Download.
For more information visit this dudes website avaliable at:
http://fugimax.base2.org/
In other news the PSP firmware has been updated on the Japanese handhelds. See the following forum thread for more info:
http://forums.ps2dev.org/viewtopic.php?t=1201&sta
For those curious you can extract the files from the update by using this C program avaliable on the following site:
http://www.oopo.net/consoledev/files/unpack-pbp.c
Enjoy!
Have you metaroderated recently?
1. Only native Nintendo Games will be released
Nintendo Homebrew and hacking
2. Nobody uses a DS anyway , only little 5 year old kids called Timmy who don't even know what Slashdot is.
Yes, because games like metroid and goldeneye are aimed at 5 year olds.
Just remember, god hates console fanboys
It hasn't been released in the US yet. Once it is released except it to start selling. I don't find it the least bit strange an un-released product isn't selling well.
Have you metaroderated recently?
For the DNS man in the middle attack, use http://67.171.70.72/wipeout/
It is a really nice portal someone made for it. There's one of the free sites for the PSP too, if you don't already have one. I have one, but I'm trying to get a free one to sell on eBay. If you care, check my homepage for the link.
IMHO, after playing Wipeout Pure, Ridge Racer, and Twisted Metal, the best game of the three is Ridge Racer. That game truly shows off the graphics of the platform.
Slashdot looks good on the PSP, 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference!
The guy who did it made sure he'd be on this site with that screenshot, media whore!
I think he's running his webserver on it too. *bows head*
Did you really just link to a video in the article text? Is there no regard for how this might effect this person's hosting bill?
At least he's not running apache on a PSP, or we'd all be SOL (and he'd have a melted pile of shiny black plastic).
http://www.maxconsole.com/?mode=news&newsid=3455 is also covering the news!
I believe that every widely distributed browser has had at least one run-arbitrary-code exploit found.
So, wagers on how long until unsigned code can run on PSPs?
Why would anyone even attempt to create a browser for the DS?
You can make the entire bottom touch screen into a keyboard, it would be perfect for web browsing. You could even set it up to auto-hide so you get a full vertical view of the page...
Have you metaroderated recently?
a video..and a picture. If only the page is linked, people will hesitate to really get into all the links on the page. But a direct link to a quick to look at image? I'll see it tomorrow.
Make your computer faster: rm -rf
yes , they are , Metroid Prime : Hunters , with its über grapics , and über aiming mechanisms , yeah , right :-)
And the Goldeneye to be released on the DS is not the "good" goldeneye , right? It's going to be the worthless EA "clone" , that just happens to wear the same name. And , there are allways exeptions to the rule.
I am no PSP fanboy , or a DS hater , but , they are both aimed at different age groups , DS's being 5 year old kids who want to play the 300th game of Mario , the 100th game of Zelda , and the 50th game of Metroid.
/. on PSP: http://www.tweakers.net/ext/f/48812/full.jpg
What are you talking about? It came out in the US a few days ago.
I know more than you drink.
Anyone knowif there's a way to hack the 802.11 in a DS and set up wireless LAN or even internet etc.. there must be a way.
Oh, really? I guess I didn't notice it past the 24th. My mistake :P
How is the advertising over there? Is there a lot?
Have you metaroderated recently?
Yes , Yes , Nintendo DS's Ultra High Resolution in combination with the mega cool small "bigscreen" will make your webpages feel alive!
This guy must be running his webpage on his PSP also. It was Slashdotted in no time.
Well uhh what is your argument? The way I see it the touch screen seems a good way to enter in a URL. Beats using the on-screen keyboard on the PSP. I bet I will get modded something evil for this beacuse I'm not arguing in favour for either handheld *shrug*e s/dilbert2005034068826.gif
http://www.comics.com/comics/dilbert/archive/imag
Have you metaroderated recently?
Now I have to buy this little Sony wonder.
His website will be back up in 3 days...
You can also be slashdotted from a PSP!!
It occurs to me that with both 802.11b and an awesome screen, the PSP would be an really great platform for the Minimo project.
Maybe it's time for the Minimo developers to go down to Best Buy and dip into that Mozilla Foundation money (no extended service contracts though).
~jeff
Back before my WiFi-equipped Palm immolated itself I usually surfed the web over SSH and Lynx. It adjusted better than the graphical browser that came with the PDA, which beyond suffering from the small screen was poorly coded with a tendency to crash.
"O, I didn't know I missed the selling date by like several days..."
"Have you meta moderated recently..?" You should moderate now as I bet you haven't done it in ages my friend.
Browsing widescreen nudity on the bus. I knew the day would come!
I'd be quaking in my boots about now... Seriously, the opinion has really shifted. At first everyone thought the DS would smackdown the PSP. But Sony bit by bit is slowly showing us that there is far more to the PSP than meets the eye. While Nintendo seems to have shown all their cards for the DS, it looks like Sony has a whole lot up their sleeve.
When I was young I was Timmy and I had a gameboy. I'm still Timmy and I browse /. Ohh, I'm gonaa getya.
Ok, now for something ontopic:
I have an interesting analogy on my mind-
Original game boy : Sega Game gear ::
Nintendo DS : PSP
I know there is a new gameboy supposed to be comming but thats how I see it ..
Before you go calling people at gamestop losers you need to look at yourself a bit. That kid has to hold a certain quota of preorders and subscriptions or he is fired and then he is a loser because guess what, he doesn't have a job. So how about you take your attitude elsewhere. Also, the deposit is COMPLETELY REFUNDABLE so the real loser is you. You don't have a psp and you just insulted a guy for doing the hardest part of his job, selling games and systems to people who are probably going to buy them anyway. I don't know how many times people have said, "I'll pick it up when it comes out." They assume it will be there but in most high volume stores that isn't the case.
Yoshi's Touch and go, warioware touched, dynasty warriors, the new action rpg for psp, the psp system, god of war, dragon ball z saga, shining tears, espn major league baseball, guess what man they're all sold out but people still come in looking for them CONSTANTLY guess the moral of the story is they and you should have preordered. Give the hardworking people at gamestop a break they do have to deal with you.
According the hack page, he's working on testing the browser to see if it has java. If it does have java, then pretty much, now you've got IRC on your PSP.
In America, you spam computers In Soviet Russia, computers spam you!
Way to many people complaining about the cost.
You are pathetic.
Try looking in your local Target store. Or so I've heard.
Enjoy the mirror goodness http://www.mirrordot.org/stories/9ec486ba0b250360e 2bb69f74f549738/index.html
As soon as I first saw the PSP, I saw it as a very nice looking controller/display for a homebrew music player for my truck. I have been looking for an inexpensive 6-7 inch color LCD monitors for quite a while now and simply haven't found one. Being able to interact with the box via web pages is all I need, so I might just have buy one now. I fully expect that the firmware config will be hacked much further soon.
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How is this an infomercial ? Some enterprising individuals, on their own, went out and hacked the way (externally to) the PSP accesses the web, so that people can browse reasonably freely. Granted, its a kinda awkward thing to setup and use, but it IS geeky and news for nerds. At this point in time, Sony clearly hasn't intended the PSP to be used freely as a web browser, though its possible in the future.
So would one need to worry abt random spyware getting installed now?
is webbrowsing on the PS2. All the functionality is there: an ethernet port, and USB ports for keyboard and mouse.
Next, you'll be saying we can get Slashdot with Firefox!
..ducks..
It's sad that Nintendo has made the DS such a hard system to hack, because it really would be a far better system to browse the web on, thanks mainly to the touch screen.
Sometimes Slashdot editor complain about the fact that everything is riddled with ads. This http://www.fumanchuu.com/pspdev/P1010066.JPG is very ironic (notice the ad in the picture). An ad, in a Slashdot page, blocked on a hacked device. That's [triple] irony for you!
Pat
Funny thing. I expected to have all kinds of problems finding one in Seattle. You know.. large number of geeks and all that.
So, yesterday I find myself at the Target in Southcenter. They had a large stack of them in the case. When I mean large, there were at least a dozen in there that I could see.
Weird how I enjoy both Yoshi's Touch and Go on my DS with it's pastel colors while I can enjoy a good game of Ninja Gaiden on my Xbox or Resident Evil 4 on the GameCube.
Don't buy into the age group propaganda. I'm 24 and see games only as they are, regardless of the look : games. A good game doesn't rely on the user being a certain age to enjoy it. If you let yourself be limited by that, then too bad for you.
Like I said : There are allways exeptions to the rule , but I for one have seen enough Mario's and Zelda's/Pokemons for an entire lifetime , then give me some original PS2 ports instead :-) , and ,yes, I know my spacebar jamms.
When we will see the first PSP running Linux? It's so difficult to run? Remember that we have a Kit Linux for PS2 oficially from Sony.
http://www.michel.eti.br
That's what Firefox is for. What's next, web browsing through Photoshop?
Look DS fanboy anti-sony troll, just cuz someone makes something cool you spout crud about some paid advertisement thing. Go back to your nintendo!
I expected to have all kinds of problems finding one in Seattle.
Greater Seattle is home to Microsoft and Nintendo, not Sony.
The ones released on Thursday were pretty much sold out. But sony had a second shipment sent out to stores by Saturday.
Without Sony's digital signature, how will MoFo get the PSP to recognize a homebrew game from the Memory Stick?
If the developers intentionally made it relatively easy to browse arbitrary content: thank you.
If your PHB is angry that you made a weak system, you could've used SSL. (Then leaked the private certificate =P)
Illegal? Samir, This is America.
Not really a hack, the same workaround worked on the Dreamcast.
You can view the Wipeout Pure place holder PSP page with wget and spoof the user agent string:
g
wget -U "SCEJ PSP BROWSER 0102pspNavigator" http://ingame.scea.com/wipeout/index.html
And the image,
wget -U "SCEJ PSP BROWSER 0102pspNavigator" http://ingame.scea.com/wipeout/US_holding_page.jp
I promise. other than that, it's not exactly that you don't exist, but I'm not very concerned about you weirdos using PSP or mobile phones & GPRS to surf.
Defending a place like Gamestop? Now, the real loser is YOU. If Gamestops lousy policies mean they can't retain employees, let them either change it or sink. I don't care either way.
It's been done.
Support the First Amendment. Read at -1
Or maybe not. No files were ever released.
Tell me. If this thing can surf the web do you think you can make it work like a computer? Could you, say, program the PSP? Wow! Just think, people could write their own programs. Hell, maybe you could even write games for it. Imagine that, games on a pocket sized device!
Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
It's not age group propoganda. Lot's of people just don't find "colorful" games all that appealing. For example, I found the mechanics of Wind Waker to be great, but the game itself to be quite boring, becuase the world it portrayed just wasn't very engrossing. Let me use an analogy. I don't watch romantic comedies. They can be perfectly entertaining and good movies in their own right, but I still don't find them enjoyable, mainly because of their subject-matter. The same is true for me and "kiddie" games.
A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
His website will be to build something like this that is much more lopsided the numbers were in 1995-2000 when linux was the forerunner of the cheap motor car.
I can't believe Sony isn't advertising this feature more, and/or developing it much quicker. For me, $250 is way too much to spend on a portable gaming system, since I rarely take public transportation anywhere, and I don't usually have times where I'm sitting somewhere with nothing else to do, but if it can get me on the web as well, then $250 doesn't sound all that bad...
ZuluPad, the wiki notepad on crack
didn't Sony "cleverly" run Linux on the PS2 by creating a HAL (Hardware Abstraction Layer), that was closed-source? they kept most of "their" "intellectual property" secret, and so PS2 Linux can't easily be ported to the PSP, AFAIK
but don't fret, as I'm sure IP (Intellectual Property) does many good things, such as ... erm ... well ...
GrimRCHave you seen these? $280 7in USB touch screen monitor. Perfect for in car computers. ...I'd rather have a PSP, though :-)
I want to phone and personal organize with my gaming device (insert optional curse!);
Instead I think I will shop at stores that don't treat their employees and customers like shit.
Can you repeat that again? Original PORTS? Don't you understand the very definition of a port?
And if you're talking about port in the sense of bringing a franchise to a console but making new additions to gameplay, then why are you complaining about Zelda, Mario, and other Nintendo franchises? Those franchises go through evolutions in gameplay everytime a sequel is released...
Why wasn't it mentioned that the original story on this was on PSP-Vault?
Bastards.
ports do not neccesery mean that it is the same product , in all its entintity. For example , Halo 2 on the PC was very different then it was on the XBOX. And I wasnt reffering to the ports as being original , I was reffering to the ported games to be original. And no , in my opinion , all those kiddy pokemon , mario and Zelda games do not have enough changes to keep me entertained. Maybe some improvements , but seriously :
:)
How many mario games use the : "rescue Princess Peach"storyline , right , allmost all. That isnt original , thats making a whore out of Mario. People want difference , and the PSP will bring it , maybe not 1 day after release , but after a year , I think we can welcome a lot of original , quality games
I see nothing spectacular about this. Just a gateway redirect with a user agent spoof after a packet sniff. n00b stuff ;)
Another browser to code compliant CSS for. IE gives me enough migraines.
(^_^)
Here's an example:
Zelda 1 involved controlling Link in a top-view and solving puzzles and defeating enemies in a dungeon to get the triforce pieces.
Zelda 2 involved a side-scrolling Link, and was more action-based than the previous title.
Super Metroid, arguably the greatest 2D platformer of all time, involves a side-view of Samus as you go through the planet in search of the last Metroid.
Metroid Prime brings the game into the 3D realm, a first person adventure game involving light platforming and lots of shooting and exploring.
Those examples are better examples of "ports that are original from the sequel" than your "Halo on the PC is different from Halo on the Xbox" example...
I swear, this kiddy argument is the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen...You're acting like a pre-teen, wanting to "prove" your adulthood...Guess what buddy? I'm 22, and I'm pretty comfortable with my adulthood; I don't need my videogames to tell people I'm "mature." If you need your games to do that, then that's the furthest from the definition of "being mature" that you can get.
The casual gamers like yourself have forgotten that games just need to be fun. If games stop being about fun and start being about image, then what is the point to videogaming?
Do you by any chance work at Gamestop, identify yourself with the Gamestop chain, and also secretly despise all of your customers?
Like, say, decrease their price from current "We're bigger than Jesus. You don't want to pay $70 extra for a tiny memory stick and a slip case? Tough luck," to "...Please buy our hardware. Please."
Holy heck this is a pain to do....... key api is cumbersome at best.
Applications that have been produced already will really increase the marketability of the PSP in the following months, and this is just the beginning.
I think by making it exploitable, sony have increased their market demographic hugely
Business Voyeur
I doubt the developer intended Wipeout to be used for this purpose but it's certainly going to cause a lot more copies of the game to be sold. EB is offering a trade in for 8 different 1st party brand games, one of which is Wipeout. (3 POed XBOX/PS2/GC games for one PSP game) I took advantage of the deal by buying a bunch of games at a local Gamerush for less then $10 each which combines with their buy two get one free deal. Unfortunately I ended up trading all mine in including Wipeout for other titles. It looks like I need to pick up another one. (Total price per PSP game = less then $20) If you go for the deal, make sure not to buy any games on EB's excluded list.... http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/ads/shops/instoretradei n/exclusions.asp
It's a bit annoying to find cheap titles not on the list, but I had good luck with Enter the Matrix, Conflict Desert Storm, and Manhunt. (PS2 $10) These seem to be fairly common at Gamerushes.
Chika Chik-ah... do-e ow ow.
Casual gamers would understand the fun part of gaming better than the hardcore gamers if they wouldn't skip over games like Katamari Damacy, Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo, Viewtiful Joe, Alien Hominid, etc. just because of the presentation styles of those games.
Super Metroid?
How about.....
Castlevania - Symphony of the Night?
KONAMI WINS.
NINTENDO LOSES.
GGPO!
Random Filler Text.
I usually avoid user agent detection, simply because I don't want to keep up with the different browsers. I rarely do anything that can't be supported on all of the major browsers at the time.
...then I don't think you've done much. It's not about doing something that is not supported - it's fixing bugs via CSS. Box model, some defaults must be overridden to get equal output on all browsers, and lots of various workarounds for various differing implementations. Yeah, yeah I *shouldn't* have to do that. Reality sometimes bites.
Kjella
Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
The rendering of slashdot on that PSP looks to me like that of LINKS. The up/down scrolling behaviour, the inverting highlight (look at OSTG on the slashdot shot), supports javascript, no frames, no java, no flash... (except of course the font is different)
Actually links is the browser I considered for porting to the PS2, since it works on many displays including framebuffers, and is a nice graphic browser. The PS2 network access disks use the Oregan browser, but judging from the big differences between them and the user agent this is not it.
Am I just paranoid or are there really some similarities between the PSP's browser and links?
My nickname is not something that stems from being a fan of Kirby games; infact, I've never really owned a Kirby adventure game. The nickname was received at a fighting game tourney where Super Smash Bros. Melee was featured. I tore up all the Sheik and Marth whores with a Kirby, ended up getting first, and someone called me a Kirby meister. It just stuck.
At the same tourney I placed 3rd in Capcom vs SNK2 and got owned pretty quickly in Soul Calibur 2.
And I didn't call your 'nice' kiddy comments a pile of shit; just the argument in general. It's a cop-out for people who just are too unsure of their masculinity and adulthood.
And you are not what you play. If you were, you'd be running over hookers and you'd be able to cast spells at will. Games are played as an escape from what you are limited to in real life abilities. I'd like to have been a space bounty-hunter or a dark knight, but I know I'll never be one.
Well, if the DS is like the PSP then it's possible to play a multiplayer game with only one disc because the other units can download game data from the host unit. So I guess it's possible to create a host emulator that uploads a web browser rather than game code. And if there are any holes for buffer overruns or whatever, they'll get in as soon as anybody looks for somebody to go wireless with. But sony never makes bad products, right?
Wow, looking at your previous comments, you are a dribbling, single-minded Sony fan-boy.
I don't have either the PSP or the DS, and I'm not buying either, but given the DS's dual-screen and stylus, it would probably be more suitable.
Grow the fuck up, seriously.
Erm.. anyone who buys a brand new product as soon as it comes out before all the major flaws have been found and resolved in it is a special kind of stupid.
He whipped up a portal page and added a hosts entry? Impressive hack!!@
Of slightly more interest would be if someone actually hacked the firmware update (assuming it has the URL encoded in it) with a hex editor and made the "net update firmware" function go straight to your portal from anywhere you can find 802.11 access, not just home.
I am sure it can be done. Load a hacked boot game cd which tells psp to read the game instruction from the memory stick. since the size of the memory stick is so big (up to 4gb?), it can fit at least a game. Is there anyone working on that? btw, how do I post on the root? Thank you
it'll get posted again later today, next week, or both
how about pop unders etc etc
I think you either misread or didn't read the article. The guy just plugged his PSP to a LAN where he can DNS spoof himself at will, so he basically redirected the default site to anything he wants. The PSP is capable of following links, so he did a jump page that links to various sites, including Google.
/etc/hosts. They just point the name of known ad servers to 127.0.0.1 (your own machine). That way, unless you're serving ads to yourself, you can avoid seeing ads from those servers. It's just that there probably isn't a /etc/hosts on a PSP, so he did it by setting up a spoof DNS server that functions as if there is a /etc/hosts.
It is very similar to an ad blocking technique by editing
DNS spoofing does happen in real life on a large scale, but it takes more work, and it does much more damage than hacking into a PSP unit. For example, it can be used to fake a bank website that secretly collects banking information. If that happens, PSP is probably the least of your worries.
I once had a signature.
While Super Metroid is an excellent/outstanding game, it pales in comparison to Castlevania Symphony of the Night. For anyone who has played it, it's literally the undisputed 2D platformer.
Damn Straight! I for one enjoyed Mario Sunshine - even though it was terribly cutesy and slightly childish...
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I did play SotN...which is why I stated Super Metroid was "arguably" the better one...
truly. I am not joking.
No hack needed. The PSP's main menu has a selection to play a game from the memory stick, just like it has a selection to play a video, song, or picture from the memory stick. I'd assume all you have to do is put the right type of executable in the right directory on the PSP and you'd be able to run it without any OS hacking needed.
CvS2 sucks and SC2 is lukewarm at best.
You having every system from the NES to the XBOX?
Pffft.
You liking Super Smash Brothers Melee is already a sign.
OH CRAP, RUN!
drat thought I was the first. Oh well. congrats to the earlier ones.
The moment they port ZSNES or SNES9X to the PSP, I am buying one.
Is that a server in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
All good things...
Mods, this particular AC is probably TempEcho, so instead of modding this down, mod one of TempEcho's zero comments down to a negative one.
I swear, this kiddy argument is the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen...
Then sacrifice this kid of a goat.
You're acting like a pre-teen, wanting to "prove" your adulthood...
At the least, your bear protest against someone bearing witness of themself with a claim as being in likeness to an "adult".
Guess what buddy?
Not what, but Who.
I'm 22, and I'm pretty comfortable with my adulthood; I don't need my videogames to tell people I'm "mature."
SPEAK'N'SPELL: U-R-M-A-T-U-R-E
If you need your games to do that, then that's the furthest from the definition of "being mature" that you can get.
That's nothing! I talked with this Italian druglord on the streat corner and he gave me a sign to show that I was an adult. With the information, I ran to to the nearest store and bought me-self some strap-on Vericose Veins! Now, everyone thinks I'm an adult. I think this is great, because now I don't need to flash my Grand-Theft-Auto San Andreas DVD-case *converted* 17+mature ID badge plackard whenever I walk into the adult-DVD section of my local movie-rental store! You can do this too, with Vericose Veins(TM) from BLLAMO!
Well then dont go to toy r us who will screw u any way they can and fire their employees whom i liked for using coupons.