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it'll probably get slashdotted

poor xmission will think they're being ddos'ed

the NSA will look at all the traffic and wonder why everyone was on slashdot beforehand, and then slashdot will come under suspicion for soliciting weird pr0n like http://goatse.cx/

Does the other guy have a website? If so, create your own simple page with your CV, and put a note near the top "Looking for K. Ackle of Loudmouthville, TX? Click here."

I also printed out your mom's face on a 3d printer!!

Obligatory.

Not an issue for some


... when did that become an email service?

These videos are GAY!!!!!

Warning on link....I mean, goatse is dead, who am I kidding?

--kdawson

You know what scares me? The fact that I already knew what it was before clicking on the link.

It could be that you're psychic, but in order to be sure, we'll need to repeat the experiment. Can you guess what's on the other side of this link?

goatse.cx

Click here!

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Sorry, had to do it.

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

• Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
• Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com] [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
• Alan Cox [microsoft.com] [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com] [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com] [rotten.com]!

Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:

'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gain

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

• Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
• Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com] [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
• Alan Cox [microsoft.com] [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com] [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com] [rotten.com]!

Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:

'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gain

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

• Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
• Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com] [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
• Alan Cox [microsoft.com] [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com] [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com] [rotten.com]!

Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:

'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gain

They fed Coyboyneal a bunch of beans.

Some of the twits on /. think this is about restricting freedom or having some software do the job the parent is supposed to do...

At 8 years old, most kids do not want to see porn. On the internet, at any moment, you are one click away from the full spectrum of content. Believe it or not, some links even lie about their intended purpose. Hey kids, free candy. Kids will believe almost anything and have a level of trust that is unrealistic for the Internet.

It's more about filtering the noise than preventing kids from seeing the "bad stuff."

start here: http://www.goatse.cx/

Although psychotical offensive, is http://goatse.cx/ copyrighted including its ASCII art?
JCPM: what's the concept of "I don't want to see it, neither goatse, nor copyright."? To be blind?

Well, since Godzilla could appear at any time and collapse building #4 with his next fart, sending Zoroaster knows how much radioactivity into the atmostphere and ocean, it's a bit premature to be making such a comparison. There are at least three reactors which Godzilla has had carnal relations with, with evidence that some giant lizard seed may be squirming around in the ground under the building. This is far from finished.

Watch Helen Baldicoot. She says that Fukushima may be 35 times WORSE than Chernobyl. I trust her a lot more than I do the one world government or Jesus, both of which have been lying and underestimating radiation release from the beginning. We've had a long time to learn the truth about Laura Palmer. The history of serial dramas is it takes a long time to learn the truth.

Here's the link for the video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4

Remember that Fukushima had plutonium fuel in #3 ... which DIDN'T EXPLODE. Chernobyl didn't have plutonium fuel, and IT EXPLODED.

And for better news about Fukushima than you get on Slashdot, go to http://goatse.cx/ ( a nodule ).
There is a lot going on over there and they need the world's help. Millions of Japanese need AKB48!
Pay attention, please!

http://goatse.cx/

Check it out if you want to see for yourself !! SIGN UP TODAY !!

http://goatse.cx/

I wonder what it feels to be fisted ultra-violently. (LINK WARNING! LINK IS BROKEN!)

Sure! They've got a website and everything! http://goatse.cx/

(Seriously though, if you've somehow missed the joke, don't click that link!)

Here's a picture of the mathematician after his proof was rebutted.

Lemming bloggers promote their shitty blog here. - www.gofuckyourself.com

the fuck is a goatse?

The picture was originally hosted at http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg, although I think it was taken down a few years ago (no, I'm not going to check). It is commonly referred to as goatse, after the domain name.

Here's some good material for you: http://goatse.cx/

Check him out at http://www.goatse.cx/

There is also a gap between trolls who know when to post a Goatse link and retards like you.

Here!

I would say that there is a lot of information around your average hyperlink (This is a dangerous page) but the search engines are not yet taking advantage of it.

Fuck, I wised I didn't used up all my mod points. Fuck.

I would say that there is a lot of information around your average hyperlink (This is a dangerous page) but the search engines are not yet taking advantage of it.
This guy is an idiot, someone shut him up.
For example the link in the summary has a lot of text around it that could be used to sort it. This is an adverstiment, they have nothing to do with us

Just like we don't need 200 more programming languages to solve problems that are easy if you actually know the languages that exists we also do not need to extend html with things that are already present today.

If I just didn’t want to go there, I’d just adblock all links pointing me to it like I adblocked (#a(href*=goatse.)) links taking me to goatse.cx.

Don't gimme that, "Mary", we got pictures of you at that party. The one we showed your wife when you didn't pay is posted over at http://www.goatse.cx/ .
You didn't pay again this month, now everyone can see the depth of your situation.

}O{

Holy crap. It actually worked!

My portal has already been released:
http://goatse.cx/

http://www.goatse.cx/

I heart [sic] that goatse is making a comeback

Does this count as a "porn site"?

Goatse Security

Wait... is this correct?

You can find out more about this remarkable technological advancement at the following URL:
http://www.goatse.cx/

Mod parent up, or I'll kill you with a CHAINSAW.

May he burn in some Hindu/Scientologist hell.
I am Allah and I am here to say that he got it all wrong. He was only in in for little boy sex.
He was a liar and now you all blame me for Arabs, Palestinians, Iraqis, Afghans and oil prices.
I actually wanted my picture everywhere, now no one knows how completely foxy I am.
I look like Pamela Anderson Lee in fishnets. Islam is a bust. Farrakhan will fare better than Mohammad but only slightly, since it was I who invented purgatory. Oh it's all so screwed up, infidels were supposed to be invited up for bacon h'or doerves and liquor, not slain.
That lazy bastard child molester, who sprang from the seed of Abrahams bastard should be outed. He looks like this: http://www.goatse.cx/ in one form and http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/26000/Barack-Obama--26201.jpg in his earthly form.
Oh... I give up! YHVH is in charge by himself from now on.

Well, I don't see that porn is particularly harmful to children...

You apparently have never been to Goatse.cx

in this poisonous, foul smelling, hell hole: http://www.goatse.cx/

Hey guys! Have you seen this thing called http://goatse.cx?!??! It's the coolest thing in the world!

What's sad is that I saw someone spoof a tinyurl to goatse the other day on slashdot. I weeped a tear that day. You think HL2 is old.

That statistic and others like it can be found here.

Go slashdot!

Well I, for one, welcome our new "Do No Evil" DNS overlords...
In Soviet Russia, Google DNS names YOU!
I wonder if they redirect misspelled entries here
In Korea, only old people use their ISP's DNS.
itsatrap!

This is what happens when a micro black hole is observed too often. Sorry if all the links are down. I tried!

http://www.goatse.cx/

Surely you mean spdy://www.goatse.cx/

http://www.goatse.cx/

Turn it on and it creates a link to a black hole!

You can fit a ream of paper through this hole in a matter of SECONDS. Problem is that the ink is brown, green, or red, depending on what was supplied to the printer the previous day.