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We could simply do something like this and let Google's engine spider it:

(c'mon Mods! HELP!)

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I never understand why people see the need to use tinyurls and similar on Slashdot. It's fair enough in mail/news messages where you don't want to wrap long URLs on to another line, but that doesn't apply here. I don't see the point of the extra effort to create a tinyurl!

Besides, I would be wary of following any such link on /. I think we all know why!

I had three cars and I wrecked 'em. Wrecktum? Damn near killed em!

Pete Yorn had it wrong! I'm just another troll... ;-)

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Come on guys, get it right. Bonus points for links such as this informative link are ridiculous.

Reply to this post if you would like to visit goatse.cx.

readers should also be wary of links containing the word "oats", as in: Hey, ma! I'm going out to sow my oatse!

yeah, I totally agree - especially goatse.

You want screenshots? Try pictures of the goat in action :)

Its called osnews.com!! Eugina is the moderation overlord!

That's cool. :) The only thing that spoils the fun is the fact that Click Here to Win! is not in the index (this time not because of DMCA, but because of robots.txt).

Here are links to more information on the subject:

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Check out the amazing Yoshi girl and her playful tentacle friend! Rides starting soon at $29.99 (Saddle not included; children ride for half-price).

Yoshi-girl is genetically engineered to be in constant sexual heat and is guaranteed to pounce on even the smelliest nerd with little coaxing! Spending a few hours with Yoshi-girl is sure to be the most gratifying experience you've had in years. Don't believe us? Just look at these testimonials from previous customers:

Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

Official webpage with registration info and pricing coming soon, be patient /.'ers. In the meantime try these other quality sites for all your horny geek fanboy needs:

Lara Croft Land
Natalie Portman covered with hot grits
RMS gone wild!
CowboyNeal: behind the blubber
Taco's new .com venture



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...than what?

...than a slug covered with salt?
...than sniveling snot?
...than [insert your wit here]?

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I'll pay you my own way now, you sexy Mormon plum.
- The Giver

Tolkein's Ring?

There's sometimes a fine line between +1 Funny and -1 Troll. The post in question was probably on the Funny side, but it's a tough call to make. Even if it was inappropriate for the reason you state, that Troll mod doesn't prove that "Slashdot is full of sheep who all think the same way about every conceivable topic," which I presume is the "point" you speak of.

Yes, there are some things most Slashdot readers do agree on. You don't need to be such an ass about it, though.

If you think it's necessary to add a link explaining what ad hominem means, you're either responding with just such an attack, or you really are an idiot.

Coincidentally, that guy's real world vs. textbook point is valid, and if you don't get it you haven't spent enough time in the business world.

A lot of websites let you bounce to other sites. Here are some demonstations

Debian link to aol.com
Yahoo link to aol.com
Google link to aol.com
Goatse link (yes, its true, goatse is useful!) to aol.com

Hopefully, unless AOL wants to block the internet off, people will get around, and we can always set up p2p based redirection system (ala freenet). To get trough.

Bittorrent link to full article text.

Here ya go.

mirror here

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Well done, moderators. :D
How about trying to inform yourselves by following the provided link, before moderating it as "informative"?

But maybe a page with a load of crap from the Complaint Generator is "informative" to you?

There's more on electrophoresis and osmosis over at the General Osmosis Association To Save Electricity.

RMFA (Read My Fucking ass)

I wonder what kind of relationships this guy is trying to establish...

My pennis is noww sso lrage that i Cannnot type curretcly. Itt gtes in teh way.

Yes, he's not kidding. I have seen it.

I think, what they mean when they say the GPL is invalid is the following (I'm referring to the published examples, there may be others with IBM replacing SGI):

1. SGI obtained the UNIX source code
2. SGI put UNIX code into Linux, putting only an SGI copyright on top
3. SGI has no rights to do so. at least SCO thinks so
4. hence SGI can't put this code under the GPL
5. hence this part of Linux is not GPL'd, copyright preempts the GPL

Now why does their distribution not put this code under the GPL?

6. because there was no appropriate copyright on this code and at that time Caldera didn't have access to the Unix sources, Caldera/SCO couldn't find this copyright violation. So they distributed this in good faith, thus not giving up their rights, since they couldn't have known any better then
7. now they have the problem of supporting their past customers, hence they distribute updates from their FTP servers only to former customers (without verifying, of course) ,to keep the damage low for them

So far their behavior seems justifiable if not reasonable. Now comes the stupid parts:

8. not saying which code is infringing
9. threatening everybody
10. sueing IBM

And because this is slashdot:

11. ???
12. federal prison, get pounded in the ass, look like this guy.

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Well, what did you expect? Pictures of her nude?

SCO

dump

One ring to rule them all...

I prefer the classic game theory book Gold At Sea (See Ex).

It really widens (sp? exist?) your horizon.

1.) In Soviet Russia, a beowulf cluster of Natalie Portman's feeds CowbooyNeal's parrot after helping the GAY NIGGER ASSOCIAION OF AMERICA probe Jon Katz's supple, supple ass while shouting "ALL YOUR SHIT ARE BELONG TO MY WANG, BITCH!!" 2.) When reached for comment, Jon Katz admitted that he enjoyed it. 3.) ??? 4.) ALL YOUR TROLL ARE BELONG TO US!

A map of the Seattle Wireless TV coverage can be found here. The coverage seems to extend for an extremely WIDE area, don't you think? I think they may be suffering from a blackout, however.

Absolutely not! The adaptation of VRML is just getting wider

goatse.cx awaits you...

I've got a few karma points to burn, and you need to be beaten with a clue stick. I suggest you start with the ARRL.

To call amateur radio operators simply hobbiests does them a disservice. They're licensed by the FCC. Listen on your local repeater the next time some severe thunderstorms roll through. I bet you'll hear a SKYWARN net, courtesy of your local ARES group. What's ARES? This is. They are volunteers that work closely with the National Weather Service. If you're lucky enough to still have an active RACES group in your area, I suggest you go look at that site. FEMA, or the Federal Emergency Management Agency, is the governing body that provides assistance to the local governing bodies, specifically the civil defence bodies that sponsor RACES groups.

Enough examples? No?

Check out an Army or Navy MARS site and note that you can pass a MARSGRAM to any service member, anywhere, through the network of MARS operators. As an amateur radio operator, it was pretty cool to sit (once) at the MARS gateway in Frankfurt, Germany while I was in the Army. More than a handful of messages that came through were on their way to soldiers in Bosnia.

If your metro area lost traditional communications, your local hams would post themselves at the Red Cross, any hospitals, police and fire stations and keep communications going. In fact, this is what they did in New York after the towers came down.

Guess what else. We're volunteers. We don't get paid. In fact, we CAN'T get paid for our radio services. Go read the rules: 47 CFR 97.113(2)

P.S. It says no radio transmissions for hire.

That means every radio operator is out there during emergencies because they want to be. They take an active interest in the community they're serving. They invest in their own rigs and the generators to run them so that they might one day HELP YOU, as well as give them an outlet for their interests. That's a damn sight more dedicated than your whiny, milktoast ass.

I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to make this post and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without special character filters or repetitious character limits - a world where any form of trolling is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

And here's a mirror of the whole site on a 100 MBit/sec line. This should be better than the above mirror.

I have a PhD in TROLLING!

No, but I've got karma to burn so this might

This gasifier unit isn't commercially available yet but we might be seeing it sometime in 2004.

Incorrect. You may see it now.

In case of slashdotting:

Spammer Ducks For Cover
Posted by michael on Tuesday August 19, @12:24AM
from the everyone-loves-spam dept.
rabidgremlin writes "The New Zealand Herald has an article about a NZ based spammer who has shut up shop after being at the receiving end of an anti-spam campaign. Good riddance I say, but some of his comments ("never intended to break any regulations" and "I'll just stick to search engines and web sites - that's still plenty of fun and money.") had me wondering if he and other spammers are as really naive as the article makes out."

ps -- you're link's broken!

Man this shits complicated.

I'm gonna go back to goatse links

The article is only funny to people who find this funny.