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A ring of stars? That's nothing compared to The Ring of Power

like this one? cool!

Shameless plug, you can find it at http://gnosis.cx/TPiP/.

Am I the only one who doesn't click on any ".cx" links these days? gnosis.cx...... gnosecx? Wha?

Do you really want a webcam of that!

If a billion computers worked at the rate of 4 million keys/sec 24/7 then it would take this many years to brute force they key!

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I just tried going to http://goatse.cx with a Sony-Erisson P800 and there was no doubt about what I was looking at...

You've been stung by the "Stephen King is dead" troll now kindly go to this site and contemplate your foolishness.

Ok let's get this out of our system now:


Imagine a beowulf cluster of these things!....mining...data... yeah.

In Soviet Russia, data mines YOU!

It's official, Data Mining is DEAD. You don't have to be Kreskin to figure it out.

Hey! I just found this site all about data mining here!!!!!

Come on, really, is this News for Nerds or Stuff That Matters?

You could probably use data mining to determine how many hot grits Natalie Portman actually eats.


Alright. That should do it. Carry on with the discussion.

first post.

and CmdrTaco _loves_ the cock.

In Soviet Russia the cock loves CmdrTaco...

2) ???

3) Profit!!!

for great glory!

Hey, when you are done slashdotting, why not check out the fun over at Pajonet.com!

As for your website, Anonymous TROLL, STFU!!! All your posts are one-liners, and some of 'em don't make any sense whatsoever. Got some reason you need to boost your hits today? Ass....

P.S. - After YOU'RE done slashdotting, how about checking out my site
More hits than you could ever DREAM of.

[computer]: I see you are browsing RealDoll's website again. I sense you are horny. Would you like me to open a frame with low interest loan vendors listed so you can afford a RealDoll?

[computer]: Ah. now you're looking at goatse.cx again. I sense you're feeling experimental. Would you a new window open with a list of local transgendered dominatrixs?

[computer]: uh.. I see you're looking at buying a new computer. I sense you are fed up..

Star Wars was a mistake. George Lucas himself admitted that, before releasing the "improved" SW with 'bonus footage.' The guy never meant it to be as good as it was, and he obviously intends never to repeat it.

A few things I didn't like: CG everything
Jarjar
George Lucas

Insighfull with a goatse link... You, sir, are a gentleman.

Bite my red-raw, distended ass!

Hey, you gay ass Canadian prick. You don't know shit about *BSD or Linux, you just run Linux because you think it makes you cool around your "l33t" IRC friends. Does this command look familiar?

dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda bs=512 count=1048576

Oh, and do you remember the time you cronned a job to reboot your Linux box every minute? You had to use Mandrake's "safe mode" to fix it, you stupid fucking tool.

Yeah, thought so. Now shut the fuck up you pink-skirted cum-guzzling shit-encrusted socialist faggot.

You fit in perfectly with the other GNU/zealots on this site. You're gay as hell, you're terrified of women, and you hate showers. Go outside, prick. And stop drinking out of the toilet and claiming it's coffee from Tim Hortons. That's fucking nasty, especially because you like to chew on the coffee beans. Stupid fucking Canadian prick.

I hope your fucking Linux box gets rooted and I hope Persona kills your account for abusing their bandwidth on lameass warez. Fuck off you gay freeloading socialist fuckstick.

Oh, and stop masturbating to this guy. Stupid GaY prick.

The GaY has been told off.

Just how many times will slashdotters exploit this hole?

• Steal the HS research paper on crop circles
  
• Grab secret financial information
  
• Use as a proxy to hide the hackers identity*
  
• Part of a DDOS attack*

• 50000 working credit card numbers, names, and addresses
  
• Prestige in the community of linking to this prestigeous website.
  
• Setting up a high volume warez server
  
• Possibly getting media attention

So Microsoft will collapse in on itself like a black hole?

Reminds me of an old classic:

Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!

Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log?
A. The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.

Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh?
A. Approximate size.

Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree?
A. Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.

Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights?
A. There's always going to be parts that don't work.

Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake?
A. They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.

Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking?
A. They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.

Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane?
A. They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.

Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations?
A. You won't be seeing them two months from now.

Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa?
A. They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.

Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman?
A. Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)

...and finally...

Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath? A. Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!

Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!

Sad news for some, but the old cell networks are DEAD. Can you imagine the power of a beowulf cluster of CDMA connected phones? In Some Redeployments of 3G, the phones locate you!

This will be more than your average slashdotter trading naked Natalie Portman pics and goatse.cx links, this has the possibility of always-on, always-connected, real-time citizen monitoring.

First, there will be the logging and location, second, some sort of database???, and c. some greedy corporations to profit! from it.

I'm sure the liberal slashdot moderators will mod me down, of course. I'm even posting from IE

PS - here's some more fun!

How many of these can i store in my Form factor!

Eat shit, niggers. Eat shit and die. Suck my dick and fucking like it. You're a fucking nigger for reading this post. Motherfuck! All slashbots are fucking niggers. Motherfuck! Son of a bitch! Motherfuck! Fly bitches! Suck on my huge cock. Chris Sologuk is a fucking nigger. MotherfucK! Niggers suck cock. Trey Hastings is a fucking nigger. Motherfuck! You're a nigger for reading this post. So suck my motherfucking dick and fucking like it. Motherfuck! Damn, you smell like shit. You need to get a fucking life. Go outside or something. Motherfuck! Die nigger die. Eat shit and die. You're a fucking nigger for reading this post. Motherfuck!

I think he's really drunk, no one in their right mind would do this. Nothing is going to happen, the real goatman lives on.

http://goatse.cx

Click Here

+1 Funny? You know it was!!

"Year of the goat? Does that mean the goatse guy is going to do the "switch" commercials for linux in asia?"

[cue "Switch" music]

So I wanted to, like, run this website thingy and upload pictures to the web, but IIS and Windows 2000 couldn't handle the thousands of unsuspecting Slashdot viewers who innocently clicked on some random link only to gouge their own eyeballs out in sheer horror. That's why I switched to Linux. Now my website runs, like, really well while my loser Windows-using friends still puke all over their keyboards every time they visit my site.

My name is The Giver and I switched to Linux.

First Post!
More info...

Some of the best sites in the world consist of about a half a dozen different HTML tags and nothing more.

Like this one

GO HERE!!

Now it appears the company has decided to go to court to recoup some of the money - which one source claimed was at least $40 million - spent working on Stinger (the code name for Smartphone)

They can have stinger for free here (look at the alt text)

Its funny in a -1, troll sort of way

--
s/coward/coword

It would be like going to the store for a bag of Doritos and being forced to buy 1/3 of the entire aisle to get the bag of chips you want. Consumers would never stand for that, and I'm surprised they've put up with this for so long.

Kill the niggers! Motherfuck! Fly bitches! Kill them all and suck my motherfucking cock! All moderators are motherfucking niggers and need to be dragged into the fucking street and shot! If you mod this post down, then you're a motherfucking nigger! Suck my dick and fucking like it! All the editors are niggers! Fucking nigger editors! You are a nigger! You're a motherfucking nigger! Chris SOloguk is a nigger! Motherfuck! Trey hastings is a fucking nigger and can kiss my ass. You're a motherfucking nigger if you've read my post. Motherfuck! Die, bitches, die! Fuck you!

mad hisses to the mod who modded this a troll. This is a goatse link.

Merry Goatsy Christmas for you all !

You must posess the one ring.

I think the whole point is somewhat immaterial.. these are American kids we're talking about. Who gives a rat's ass about some fucking Yankee redneck pieces of trailer-trash shit? Come on, it's old news. Go back to writing PATRIOT acts and DMCA's, you phony crock of maladapted crap.

At the very least, he contributed largely to the QA-ing of Slashcode ;)

You must be new here... Eventually someone will trick you into clicking it, just just go ahead and check it out.

• Imagine a Beowulf cluster of server rooms.
• 1. Build server room
  2. ???
  3. Profit!!!
• In Soviet Russia, server room names you
• Naming a server room. You'd better believe that's a paddling
• Goatse.cx memorial server room
• All your server rooms belong to us.
• Pour hot grits on your naked an petrified servers

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The ago old problem... The 'MAN' is the evil Texas Instruments corp (Yes, TI, not Microsoft, is the great evil one). Most companies believe Joe Sixpack is too stupid to comprehend the greatness that is RPN, so they don't make cheap calcualators.

However, there is a new hope. HP are releasing new calculators for 2003, one of which should be a cheapish RPN calc.

All moderators are niggers! DIE! Die! DIE! Motherfuckers, stop reading post now and suck my dick! All Niggers should be dragged into the street and shot! You are a nigger for reading this post. Slashbots are all niggers! Trollbots are all niggers! Suck my motherfucking dick, niggers! Chris Sologuk is a nigger! Trey Hastings is a nigger! You are a nigger! Motherfucker! You're a motherfucking nigger!

Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal.

I am interested. Here is a photograph of me.

I shit on frogs with the temerity to suggest that they need my money more than I do. Dirty GNU hippies like this need to be taught a lesson in basic business economics - giving these bums a dime won't change the fact that I have to crap in plain porcelain instead of a heated gold throne.
I drive a Honda with no second gear, and Mandrake is having financial problems??? THESE GUYS GIVE AWAY FREE SOFTWARE, for crying out loud! What kind of fucked up dipshits expect to make a living by giving shit away?
Charities, that's who. And Mandrake AIN'T no fucking charity.

Incidentally, I wrote a little song about this that I'm licensing under the GPL. I hereby dedicate it to Mandrakesoft.

wigger me this, wigger me that
which wigger gets hit in the head with my bat?
Mandrakesoft i'm gonna break you off something soon
I'll feed you my shit with a spoon
You can mash it up first or microwave it on high
cuz it's brown and it's squishy and my shit be so fly
you know i love it when you GPL'd your anus today
come on down to the subway
let's give it away!
Mandrakesoft has sex appeal, image that's real
Mandrakesoft likes to be tied up to a wheel
Mandrakesoft knows that my turds are good food and that's
why i want to run around France in the nude

This troll was brought to you by p00p!! p00ping for charity, baby.

Fuck you ekrout!!!

got ekrout? [slashdot.org]

DMCA and Patriot Act and Homeland Security Act
remove your CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.

oops. That should read "IN AMERICA"

here is a hole

Well, we can only hope mr. Bush will nuke whatever country the http://www.goatse.cx servers are in.