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Enough with these GAY routers. Apple sucks!

The next goatse link you click on could be your last!

This is what happens when a micro black hole is observed too often. Sorry if all the links are down. I tried!

Go to Time Warner News for more on this X11 Chrome vs. the "other brands." Lol, don't. I'm trolling in order to waste modpoints. :)

Mod me up!!!

...or now just the the Czech Republic, many expatriates are disgusted enough to return to this mess of O'Bama Fecal Matter.

Dont forget about that which will never die.

It wouldn't be the first time somebody got +5 for linking to goatsem im just waiting for the editors to let it slip into a summary.

We are actually going about this the wrong way. See, if you do a search for "Jones Day", the law firm still comes up first. What we need is something like Jones Day Jones Day Jones Day! (Don't click on the links, trust me!!!) Or some other equally despicable site. Maybe we can get Jones Day the company off the front page of google (maybe not, but I can dream)!

We are actually going about this the wrong way. See, if you do a search for "Jones Day", the law firm still comes up first. What we need is something like Jones Day Jones Day Jones Day! (Don't click on the links, trust me!!!) Or some other equally despicable site. Maybe we can get Jones Day the company off the front page of google (maybe not, but I can dream)!

We are actually going about this the wrong way. See, if you do a search for "Jones Day", the law firm still comes up first. What we need is something like Jones Day Jones Day Jones Day! (Don't click on the links, trust me!!!) Or some other equally despicable site. Maybe we can get Jones Day the company off the front page of google (maybe not, but I can dream)!

Monty Wideanus, eh? Reminds me of a certain other fellow I know!

Go ahead and mod me down, ya humps! Karma is just pain leaving the body!

BU GGER!

Well, you could still roll these and stick them up your oversized arse instead of jerking off on this forum, you moron!

So if someone on the internet told you that stretching your ass felt good, would you do it? Or would you consider your own experiences and preferences?

www.goatse.cx

Conquered by the goatse.

... as the goatse.

They linked me to goatse yesterday!

Eat my goatse'd penis!

To pay your $699 goatse fee you cock-smoking tea-baggers.

Even bigger than before.

Goatse

A whole new tactic!

Niggers love my big sphinx of quartz.

His name was Barack Obama, aka the Goatse man.

His name was goatse.

His name was goatse.

Would anyone like a nice cup of Goatse?

Goatse, anyone?

Goatse

That's why the default background is goatse.

It's not goatse!

And why buy when you can just pirate?

I can't believe it's not goatse!

A lifetime subscription to goatse.

I want it!

Goatse

No wait, the other one.

This

For sale

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Faggots and niggers.

Everything will be replaced by an ever expanding goatse.

You nerds love it

How unrealistic is "someone sent me a link"? It's entirely plausible that the link text he clicked was completely unrelated

Yeah, tell me about it.

(Disclaimer, that might be goatse, but I was too chicken-shit to find out for certain.)

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside
to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Cowboyneil."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under
the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as
long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Cowboyneil to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the
hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"http://goatse.cz/," said the troll.

"WTF, that's fucking sick," said the billy goat.
"Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Cowboyneil comes. He uses CyberPatrol!"

"M$ suckors," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Coybowneil to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Coybowneil , and I'm going up to the hillside to make
myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"http://2girls1cup.com," said the troll.

"You sick son of a bitch. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Cowboyneil comes. He works for American Airlines!"

"Apple fanbois suck dick," said the troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Cowboyneil .

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so
heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big Billy Goat Coyboyneil ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse
voice of his own.

"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.

Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked
his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed
him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the
billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the
fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.

http://goatse.cz/
You nerds love it!

Images of the huge ring can be found here

Goatsex

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It cost just under $5 million and should reach to uranus

Goatse.

Not like it isn't your other 50 tabs.

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