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  1. Goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on US Senate Passes PRO-IP Act

    Goatse.

    You nerds love it.

  2. Good news for Goatse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Ensemble Studios' Canceled Project Was Halo MMO

    You nerds love it!
    http://goatse.cz/

  3. SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Cisco To Buy Jabber

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         Cisco to buy goatse

  4. SPOILERS BITCHES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on A Look At the Tools Used To Make Metal Gear Solid 4

    * Snake doesn't die at the end
    * Big Boss lives and dies at the end
    * Eva dies
    * Inbetween Chapters 3 & 4 you play the start of Metal Gear Solid 1
    * Everything you do plays right into Liquid's agenda
    * The patriots are dead, replaced by AI's
    * Zero lives, as a vegtable, Big Boss kills him at the end
    * Big Boss and Snake make peace before Big Boss dies
    * Ocelot's body is controlled by Liquid until half way through the final boss fight where Ocelot returns
    * You take control of Metal Gear REX to take out Metal Gear RAY
    * Liquid re-establishes Outer Heaven and renames it "Outer Haven"
    * Chapter 4 takes place on Shadow Moses Island

    There I saved everyone $60 and saved everyone 10 hours, thats 10 more hours you dont have to be away from Goatse
    http://goatse.cz/ [goatse.cz]
    Because you nerds love it!

  5. Re:Rather have MSG than MGS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on A Look At the Tools Used To Make Metal Gear Solid 4

    * Snake doesn't die at the end
    * Big Boss lives and dies at the end
    * Eva dies
    * Inbetween Chapters 3 & 4 you play the start of Metal Gear Solid 1
    * Everything you do plays right into Liquid's agenda
    * The patriots are dead, replaced by AI's
    * Zero lives, as a vegtable, Big Boss kills him at the end
    * Big Boss and Snake make peace before Big Boss dies
    * Ocelot's body is controlled by Liquid until half way through the final boss fight where Ocelot returns
    * You take control of Metal Gear REX to take out Metal Gear RAY
    * Liquid re-establishes Outer Heaven and renames it "Outer Haven"
    * Chapter 4 takes place on Shadow Moses Island

    There I saved everyone $60 and saved everyone 10 hours, thats 10 more hours you dont have to be away from Goatse
    http://goatse.cz/
    Because I know you nerds love it!
    No I am not done yet!

  6. SPOILERS BITCHES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on A Look At the Tools Used To Make Metal Gear Solid 4

    For those that have yet to finish it, please take a moment for me to spoil it for you!

    * Snake doesn't die at the end
    * Big Boss lives and dies at the end
    * Eva dies
    * Inbetween Chapters 3 & 4 you play the start of Metal Gear Solid 1
    * Everything you do plays right into Liquid's agenda
    * The patriots are dead, replaced by AI's
    * Zero lives, as a vegtable, Big Boss kills him at the end
    * Big Boss and Snake make peace before Big Boss dies


    There I just saved you $60 and 10 hours, now go do something useful with your time like checking out Goatse! http://goatse.cz/ You nerds love it!

    A way to get around the repeat comment thing? Quote it!

  7. SPOILERS FUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on A Look At the Tools Used To Make Metal Gear Solid 4

    For those that have yet to finish it, please take a moment for me to spoil it for you!

    * Snake doesn't die at the end
    * Big Boss lives and dies at the end
    * Eva dies
    * Inbetween Chapters 3 & 4 you play the start of Metal Gear Solid 1
    * Everything you do plays right into Liquid's agenda
    * The patriots are dead, replaced by AI's
    * Zero lives, as a vegtable, Big Boss kills him at the end
    * Big Boss and Snake make peace before Big Boss dies

    There I just saved you $60 and 10 hours, now go do something useful with your time like checking out Goatse!
    http://goatse.cz/
    You nerds love it!

  8. Main texture image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on A Look At the Tools Used To Make Metal Gear Solid 4

    Available here.

  9. SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Plane Simple Truth

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         plane simple goatse

  10. And I'll be first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Peru To Be First To Put Windows On OLPC Laptop

    To put goatse or better yet, the Last Measure Operating System, on them.

  11. Goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Spolsky's Software Q-and-A Site

    Gay niggers.

  12. GOATSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Answers from Harald Welte, "VIA's Open Source Representative"

    www.goatse.cx

  13. NOOOOOO!!! by rts008 · · Score: 1 · on Virtual Reality Cocoon Being Designed

    Okay, Iv've been goatse.cx'ed before, but at 5'10@240 lb.'s, even goatse seems too small for me to fit into.

    Heh,Heh: let the /. n00bs be just as twisted!! Click the Link!! Click the Link!!!

    Now to go scrub my brain out with bleach!!!

  14. Cloud of goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Cloud Computing May Draw Government Action

    Compute a cloud of goatse, that should get their attention.

  15. Forget privacy mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Et Tu, Mozilla? Firefox 3 To Get Privacy Mode

    You need goatse mode.

  16. Re:fag fag fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on In Leaked Email, NASA Chief Vents On Shuttle Program's End

    No this is a fag
    http://goatse.cz/

  17. Niggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Canadian Researchers Say Hard Thinking Leads To Big Meals

    Niggerdicks

  18. GOATSE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Brain Cells Observed Summoning a Memory

    You nerds love it!
    http://goatse.cz/

  19. GOATSE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Django 1.0 Released

    You nerds love it!
    http://goatse.cz/

  20. Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Redesigned, Bulkier Honda Insight to Challenge Prius

    You nerds love it
    http://goatse.cz/

  21. Explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Google Updates Chrome's Terms of Service

    Thats because Google's CEO is the Goatse guy!
    http://goatse.cz/

  22. GOATSE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on User Charged With Taking ISP Tech Hostage

    http://goatse.cz/
    You nerds love it!

  23. GOATSE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Defining Video Game Addiction

    http://goatse.cz/
    You WoW nerds love it!

  24. Goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Mathematical Modeling Used To Track and Label

    Goatse

  25. Re:Pfff.... No imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Black Screens For Unauthorized Copies of Windows

    7) Every 10th web page visited would be redirected to goatse (is that site still around?)

    Yes. The original .cx site got shut down, but it has a new home at http://goatse.cz if you are still interested.

  26. I tested it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on IE8 Beta Released To Public

    at goatse.cz and was not impressed.

  27. I'll tell you what you can do with them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on What To Do With All of My Gadget Chargers?

    Put them here.

  28. SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny · on The Internet's Biggest Security Hole Revealed

    You called? Sorry I'm late

    The Internet's Biggest Hole Revealed at http://goatse.cz/

  29. "Retarded Niggers"is bad:use "mentally challenged" by Tetsujin · · Score: 1 · on Making Statements With Video Games

    Tautology

    Anything butt taut, I would say...

  30. Email everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Software Quality In a Non-Software Company?

    A picture of goatse.

  31. SLASHDOT SUX0RZ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on New Details For StarCraft 2's Zerg

    http://goatse.cz/
    You nerds love it!

  32. Retarded Niggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Making Statements With Video Games

    Tautology

  33. Re:GOATSE!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny · on Rosetta Disk Designed For 2,000 Years Archive

    http://goatse.cz/
      You nerds love it!

    Says the guy who has goatse bookmarked.

  34. GOATSE!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Rosetta Disk Designed For 2,000 Years Archive

    http://goatse.cz/
    You nerds love it!

  35. Goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Apple's IPhone 3G Firmware Update Bombs

    Goatse or Goatse?

  36. Re:xkcd comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Why One-time Passwords Suck For MITM Attacks

    Well just in case he doesn't know...

    Knowing is half the battle.

    wow. You're a dick.

  37. Re:xkcd comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny · on Why One-time Passwords Suck For MITM Attacks

    Well just in case he doesn't know...

    Knowing is half the battle.

  38. Fuck shit piss cunt by Das+Modell · · Score: -1, Troll · on Stone Age Mass Graves Reveal Green Sahara

    COCK

    Since I keep getting arbitrarily downmodded all the time anyway, it clearly doesn't matter what I post. Might as well start spamming inane shit like this.

    HEY LOOK AT THIS EVERYONE!

  39. Eat my goatse'd penis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on First Images From 50-km Enceladus Flyby

    Eat my goatse'd penis!

  40. Eat my goatse'd penis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Why Shoot Down a Satellite? Analyzing an Analysis

    Eat my goatse'd penis!

  41. Eat my goatse'd penis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Apple Can Remotely Disable iPhone Apps

    Eat my goatse'd penis!

  42. Eat my goatse'd penis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on BIND Still Susceptible To DNS Cache Poisoning

    Eat my goatse'd penis!

  43. Goatseeee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant · on Fingerprint Test Tells Much More Than Identity

    Goatseeeeeeeeeeee!

  44. SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Viruses Infected By Viruses

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         internet infected by goatse

  45. Eat my goatse'd penis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on No Linux IdeaPad For Lenovo's US Customers

    Eat my goatse'd penis!

  46. SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Whole Disk Encryption For Vista?

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         a goatse desktop them helps prevent laptop theft

  47. Goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Friendster Going Strong In Asia, Maybe Soon In Court

    Goatse

  48. Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on USAF Violates DMCA, Escapes Unscathed

    You nerds love it ;)
    http://goatse.cz/

  49. SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Linux Pre-Installs In the UK Hit 2.8%

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         install goatse linux now. click here for details.

  50. SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on The Ultimate CSS Reference

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         the ultimate goatse reference