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Have you seen Hackers? If there's one thing I got from that movie it's

Have you seen Hackers? If there's one thing I got from that movie it's

Cheesy, yes. Horrifying... erm.. no. Inspiring... depends on how you define 'inspiration'. ;)

Personally, when it comes to DIY science and rocketry in the desert, I tend to think of the Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

I just can't get the image of a deranged Burt Rutan staggering around on the spaceport Tarmac, raving in a bad Russian Accent about his "overthruster".

They should have the Thermians involved to bring him back ;)

"Redundant?" Please. I feel like this a perfect example of how sloppy moderates are getting these days. The first quote was "Khan!" (note the spelling), referring to the enemy Kirk met in an episode of the original series, and later in Star Wars II: The Wrath of Khan. THIS post is in reference to "Kahn," who (I believe) is a villian who ran afoul of Catpain Krik in an esipode the original "Satr Terk" series.

Or something...

I know they're going with Kirk but wouldn't it be funny if he played the tyrant from Sea Quest DSV, instead of Kirk? Anyone who saw this episode will know what I mean... he was terrible in it with a fake accent and all the Shatner pomp and circumstance.

But seriously, I would much rather see Spock again.

October sky is a very inspiring movie. I also recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it, especially if they have any interest in science.

It may not have the best script, acting, etc. but it's very enjoyable.

Shut your Pi hole.

So let's face, the invention of human cylons is a big horrible mistake and one of the worst sci-fi cliches ever.

It's not the cliche, it's the execution.

Look at Buffy or B5. Either one of those shows was cliched in the extreme if you look at the one-liners: "cheerleader finds out she's a magical vampire killer", "a United Nations in space". The execution was brilliant in each of those cases and turned lame cliches into great television. Joss or Joe could announce they were writing a show where two guys would sit in a room with a table and two chairs and read the phone book to each other and I would tune in religiously.

BG could be a piece of crap with meaningless space battles and unresolved daytime-soap suspense about "Who's the Cylon?" Or it could be a profound exploration of human identity and evolution... about how advancing technology will affect human life... about what it's like to be a leader without any rational hope having to create hope for the 50,000 people who are all that's left of humanity.

So the real question is not whether or not BG is cliched. The question is: what will Ron Moore and David Eick bring us? For my two cents, Moore wrote some cool episodes of Star Trek ("The Defector", "Yesterday's Enterprise", "In Theory", "The First Duty", "Tapestry", "The Pegasus"), and I liked the first, non-suited half of American Gothic a lot.

So let's face, the invention of human cylons is a big horrible mistake and one of the worst sci-fi cliches ever.

It's not the cliche, it's the execution.

Look at Buffy or B5. Either one of those shows was cliched in the extreme if you look at the one-liners: "cheerleader finds out she's a magical vampire killer", "a United Nations in space". The execution was brilliant in each of those cases and turned lame cliches into great television. Joss or Joe could announce they were writing a show where two guys would sit in a room with a table and two chairs and read the phone book to each other and I would tune in religiously.

BG could be a piece of crap with meaningless space battles and unresolved daytime-soap suspense about "Who's the Cylon?" Or it could be a profound exploration of human identity and evolution... about how advancing technology will affect human life... about what it's like to be a leader without any rational hope having to create hope for the 50,000 people who are all that's left of humanity.

So the real question is not whether or not BG is cliched. The question is: what will Ron Moore and David Eick bring us? For my two cents, Moore wrote some cool episodes of Star Trek ("The Defector", "Yesterday's Enterprise", "In Theory", "The First Duty", "Tapestry", "The Pegasus"), and I liked the first, non-suited half of American Gothic a lot.

Bourne Supremacy: book

Catwoman: comics

Cinderella Story: done a million times

Prisoner of Azkaban: book

I, Robot: book

Manchurian Candidate: movie

Notebook, The: book

Spider-Man 2: comics

Terminal, The: based on a real story

Next up for rippage... I Dream of Jeannie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415863/, Six Million Dollar Man http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385235/.

(Gotta admit I am looking forward to AvP next week)

Bourne Supremacy: book

Catwoman: comics

Cinderella Story: done a million times

Prisoner of Azkaban: book

I, Robot: book

Manchurian Candidate: movie

Notebook, The: book

Spider-Man 2: comics

Terminal, The: based on a real story

Next up for rippage... I Dream of Jeannie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415863/, Six Million Dollar Man http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385235/.

(Gotta admit I am looking forward to AvP next week)

Earnings is the primary factor behind the growth of a stock price. There are various ways to keep earnings growth going, among one of which is new and exciting products. However, they are in the vast minority when it comes to other methods, such as cutting costs (ie, outsourcing, etc), cutting R/D expenditures, etc. Just look at Al Dunlop [google.com]. He was put in place by a mutual fund. Nowadays, it is very common for very powerful funds (pensions like CALpers, Mutual Funds, Insurance Funds) -- which move more than 3/4's of the money on Wall St. -- essentially take over a company and demand that it produce profits at all costs. At any cost. Sunbeam is an example. Mr. Dunlop is now forbidden from running any publically traded company.

Furthermore, stock trading has no intristic value. It is like all things in this world: it has value because people believe it to. All currency is now just fiat money. Gold no longer backs it up; just faith. Even if we did use gold, Au it self only has limited intristic value and we end up in the same boat.

Granted, SP500 companies produce a lot of products but a company that can drive up its earnings through new products rarely does so for long. It becomes a victim of its own success; too much attention is attracted from larger aforementioned money firms and control is vested away from the originators.

Sure, IBM, Sun Microsystems and all of them provide services and products but rarely are they new wing-bang-great-wow types. IBM and Sun are both examples of an interesting dichotomey. Sun, lacking any new exciting products isn't really dying but rather just slowly going off into the sunset. Its story is coming to an end unless something changes. IBM is still around but just offers services. Their server business is a cash cow. They just exist. That is, neither Sun nor IBM are doomed to dissapear; they will simply just exist. Corporations have a strange mixture of immortality and necrosis. They can be immortal, but only like mountains: static, unchanging. Perhaps like bureaucracies exist, producing products and taking in money, putting money out to government and payment to workers who buy things...a monotonous circle.

And in this is the problem: the inability to change. Old money is a term used at times to describe it. There is no cabal of corporate powers (maybe [rotten.com]) that get together on a regular basis and plot plots but there is a culture, an understanding amongst those who are part of the circle of consumption/production that is as basic as human nature: wanting to belong to a tribe.

Google is not part of this circle of power, and neither are the minds behind it. People who are into open source, who want freedom over technology [imdb.com] because technology can be used by totalitarian powers (they want your thoughts and actions) to control you. Certainly not political powers (although it translates into it) but rather cultural power. Here in the US, the public space (where we walk, go to school, work, church) is where we can act and culture (our common interests) is derived from that space. However, we are also attempting to be a self-governing state and so we end up turning that public space into a political space as well. Open Source is just another radical idea because it widens the circle of power.

People in the circle want to keep it closed just because. Things like grass-roots democracy, public-political space, people talking to one another threatens the circle and helps widen it.

(I wrote the original parent of this thread, btw, if that really matters)

Earnings is the primary factor behind the growth of a stock price. There are various ways to keep earnings growth going, among one of which is new and exciting products. However, they are in the vast minority when it comes to other methods, such as cutting costs (ie, outsourcing, etc), cutting R/D expenditures, etc. Just look at Al Dunlop. He was put in place by a mutual fund. Nowadays, it is very common for very powerful funds (pensions like CALpers, Mutual Funds, Insurance Funds) -- which move more than 3/4's of the money on Wall St. -- essentially take over a company and demand that it produce profits at all costs. At any cost. Sunbeam is an example. Mr. Dunlop is now forbidden from running any publically traded company.

Furthermore, stock trading has no intristic value. It is like all things in this world: it has value because people believe it to. All currency is now just fiat money. Gold no longer backs it up; just faith. Even if we did use gold, Au it self only has limited intristic value and we end up in the same boat.

Granted, SP500 companies produce a lot of products but a company that can drive up its earnings through new products rarely does so for long. It becomes a victim of its own success; too much attention is attracted from larger aforementioned money firms and control is vested away from the originators.

Sure, IBM, Sun Microsystems and all of them provide services and products but rarely are they new wing-bang-great-wow types. IBM and Sun are both examples of an interesting dichotomey. Sun, lacking any new exciting products isn't really dying but rather just slowly going off into the sunset. Its story is coming to an end unless something changes. IBM is still around but just offers services. Their server business is a cash cow. They just exist. That is, neither Sun nor IBM are doomed to dissapear; they will simply just exist. Corporations have a strange mixture of immortality and necrosis. They can be immortal, but only like mountains: static, unchanging. Perhaps like bureaucracies exist, producing products and taking in money, putting money out to government and payment to workers who buy things...a monotonous circle.

And in this is the problem: the inability to change. Old money is a term used at times to describe it. There is no cabal of corporate powers (maybe) that get together on a regular basis and plot plots but there is a culture, an understanding amongst those who are part of the circle of consumption/production that is as basic as human nature: wanting to belong to a tribe.

Google is not part of this circle of power, and neither are the minds behind it. People who are into open source, who want freedom over technology because technology can be used by totalitarian powers (they want your thoughts and actions) to control you. Certainly not political powers (although it translates into it) but rather cultural power. Here in the US, the public space (where we walk, go to school, work, church) is where we can act and culture (our common interests) is derived from that space. However, we are also attempting to be a self-governing state and so we end up turning that public space into a political space as well. Open Source is just another radical idea because it widens the circle of power.

People in the circle want to keep it closed just because. Things like grass-roots democracy, public-political space, people talking to one another threatens the circle and helps widen it.

(I wrote the original parent of this thread, btw, if that really matters)

Farscape is coming back as Farscape: Peacekeeper Wars. Old News.

New series based on Ursula K LeGuin's EarthSea coming in December. Old News.

Firefly is coming back in movie form as Serenity next summer. Old News.

SciFi channel is also contemplating a Larry Niven Ringworld miniseries. Old News.

And most likely, there's going to be another 8 or so Tremors spinoffs...

You can also wait for the movie (Beowulf & Grendel) to come out ;)

Filming begins this month actually.

Nah. That's already been tried, but Australia took care of them! :-)

It did not expire, noobie. Otherwise all of these movies would also be Public Domain. A copyright expiration and a Creative Commons license are not the same thing.

And you misspelled "Salma" as "Selma".

This will never work. Some PC, animal-loving, left-wing jerk will throw a wrench in the works.

SharkJumper

You'd get the name of God.

I've just read through the comments and it's hard to believe that no-one has mentioned Pi. The film is about a mathematician who is working on exactly this - spotting trends in the stock market by describing patterns in Chaos. It's a strange intense film and in addition to being pursued by shady stock market brokers, he's hounded by a jewish Kabbalah sect who believe he might be working out the true name of God.

Top of the list of 'Films to be Watched On Acid."

Copyright applies pretty much the same for all creative expressions. The copyright on Night of the Living Dead won't expire until 2058. That is, unless there is another copyright extention. Which there probably will be.

The Bank, an Australian movie, is about a mathematician, who utilises the Mandelbrot fractal to predict stock-market movement.

This concept was explored in an Aussie movie of a couple of years back, called The Bank. A person previously wronged by a bank was employed to investigate stock market trends, using 'chaos theory' and 'fractal geometry'. Quite an interesting movie to watch.

It'll make you go crazy.

Mandelbrot watches Pi, has idea...

During the night, specials ops forces from GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) launched a full frontal trolling attack on AIMGirl, a known AOL recruitment site.

"Their (AIMGirl) corruption of our youth with their anti Gaynigger and pro-Zionist propaganda had gone on for far too long," said an obviously impassioned rolloffle as he started up another round of flooding with Goatse images while furiously masturbating.

This attack was another enormous success for the GNAA, which had been plagued by rumors (attributed to Slashdot creators and Linux fanboys Rob Malda and CowboyNeal) of *BSD like demise after a brief period of inactivity on their shitty, OpenSores propaganda spewing site.

"omg leik we wer just trying to spred r luv 4 aol/aim and thes nigaz came to teh site and troled uz untill r 12 yr old pusys culdn't handle it no more," said a tearful AIMGirl spokespreteen whose anus was ruined by GNAA soldier incog.

Now, however, all agree that GNAA is at the top of its game. It has reported increasing profits and was able to utterly destroy the child raping, tea bagging cocksmokers of 4CHAN. This raid showcased the devastating effectiveness of it's new, Enterprise Edition e-business final solutions FloodMT (released in Beta as phpbbflood) and AGrapist (named for its first customer), which were coded by a crack (smoking) team composed of x_over_ln_x and Popeye. There is incredible demand for these products and GNAA has recently raised advisories for its third quarter earnings based on the success of these products. Keep your eye open for more great products from this fine trolling powerhouse.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc chan

No one appreciates a good Full Metal Jacket reference these days, huh?

LK

That old Disney Movie called "The Monkey's Uncle" about a college wiz kid named Merlin Jones who has to build a human powered flying machine to save his college's football program. After many problems he gets it to work by using another one of his inventions (liquid strength) to boost his stamina to keep the machine going for the specified amount of time.

London, England - Top GNAA officials have confirmed the long-rumored launch of the company's new European division, putting to rest myths that the organization had reached stagnancy in its membership.

The announcement came on the heels of the 2nd quarter membership and financial report of GNAA, Inc, which had reported a 15% decline in new memberships, down from 250,000 in the previous quarter. Investor confidence in the public company's stock dropped shortly afterwards, amid rumors of corruption and poor management in the highest levels of GNAA.

"The launch of GNAA Europe should put to rest these myths, as well as open up an entirely new market," announced GNAA spokesman penisbird, speaking from the new GNAA Europe headquarters recently constructed in downtown London. "For years, statistics have shown that Europe, with its generally more liberal atmosphere than that of the United States, contains a higher percentage of gay niggers. As GNAA membership places stringent standards on both the race and sexual orientation of its applicants, a higher percentage of potential candidates can only work to our advantage. From our consumer polls and surveys, we expect to accept nearly 10,000 members into GNAA Europe in the first week alone."

The new GNAA Europe headquarters, described as one of the most technologically advanced and nigger-friendly corporate headquarters ever built, is a sure indicator of GNAA's current success. With its lavish outside garden, complete with African sculpture from renowned sculptor Gary Niger, as well as its grand lobby featuring a 3-story ceiling and ornate gold decorations, the building has attracted much attention from tourists and local residents alike. Even more impressive is that which is not seen by the casual visitor: the specially constructed "pleasure centers," accesible only to GNAA members, allow for extravagent orgies with more than 100 participants each. Located on the upper floors of the building, they provide food, entertainment, and bedding for orgy-goers, as well as a wide selection of sex toys, including whips, chains, lube, dildos, gloryhole booths, and even a sample of GNAA's mysterious new pleasure-enhancing drug, code-named "NIGGERSEED."

Since its inception in 1992, GNAA, the Gay Nigger Association of America, has been dedicated to uniting gay niggers for one common purpose: to be gay niggers. Its rapid growth after its IPO showed strong public interest in the endeavor, which is the first of its kind. More recently, GNAA has posted profits in excess of $500 million every quarter in the last 4 years, placing it among the most profitable of organization of its kind.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can

Wrong.

Yes, she must be trained. Yes, she must be willing to shoot. No question. Any person that does not commit to these two requirements should not carry a firearm.

I think, however, that your ideas about the amount of training necessary* and the likely outcome are skewed.

The simple method is for her to carry a specially made purse, that is actually two compartments wrapped around a holster. She can discretely slide her hand inside and hold the gun, ready to fire, any time she is uncomfortable. If she decides it is necessary she can just push her purse into her assailant's chest and "pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click.'"

We seem to agree that the optimal reaction to having a gun pointed at you is to take it away, but I am doubtful that a "typical" rapist would take that approach. (If you are trying to victimize someone, wouldn't you reconsider if that person immediately responded with superior force?)

-Peter

*Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of firearms training. I don't think that a person has to be a Ranger with a black-belt to effectively employ a firearm in his or her own defense. (Which seems to be alexo's position. Or, maybe, he thinks that I think that firearms are a panacea. I don't.)

By addressing such problems today as the use of P2P networks to disseminate pornography,...

Last I checked, in the People's Republic of the US, pornography wasn't illegal. But I guess it's just a matter of time before anything deemed by the Old, White, Male, Jesus-Freaks that run this country to be "harmful" will be illegal. Jesus H Christ... I think it's time to move the movie Brazil from the "Fiction" section of the video store to the "Documentary" section. I think it's also time that I move out of this fucking country.

You know, I always thought UAV stood for "Urban Assault Vehicle." http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083131/ Someone needs to talk to these guys and get them to change their acronym...we're talking 1981 here and a MUCH better concept. ;-) Oh, I miss my 1980 Chevy Van we referred to as the UAV. Eight miles to the gallon and that great sliding door for those A-team assaults.

This message comes to you from far into the future. We have recently discovered ancient texts that indicate a horrible timeline of events is about to transpire:

1. Canadian team launches X-Prize entry due southeast.
2. US sees incoming Canadian ballistics; President orders retalliation strikes. Canada's government is overthrown by the US in the name of the War on Terror and replaces it with a "better" democratic government.
3. Canadian militias revolt and succed in a coup, overthrowing the new government and militia leaders take over governmental responsibilities. Quebec, on the other hand, grasps opportunity in the chaos and officially secedes.
4. US locks down its northern borders. Canadian military immediately and successfully invades the poorly defended state of Alaska.
5. Russia seizes opportunity to get foothold on the North American continent and invades Alaska; Canadian forces resist, and Russia deploys its nuclear arsenal.
6. US sees ICBMs launched by Russia toward the North American continent; fearing they have allied with Canada, US retaliates, firing its arsenal at Russia as well as all other Russian-allied or communist nuclear powers.
7. Global nuclear war sends civilization back 500 years of development. The upright macaque manages to survive and begins propogation.
8. The international space station is caught in a space-time fissure created by nuclear resonance and the astronauts are sent into the future.
9. Planet of the Apes

What do we learn from all of this? You must make every possible effort to stop this launch!

This message will self destruct in 7.5 seconds. Have a nice day.

I disagree. I find that Don Bluth has had much, much better mice, from a design perspective. Disney mice are all marketing. =b

I disagree. I find that Don Bluth has had much, much better mice, from a design perspective. Disney mice are all marketing. =b

I disagree. I find that Don Bluth has had much, much better mice, from a design perspective. Disney mice are all marketing. =b

Salvage 1. It was 1979.

Mike Wazowski!

Oh, and a live action movie too.

It happens. There was some recent trouble with a phone number in Bruce Almighty, for example.

Let me guess. . . you and the other non-tippers also object to being called Mr. Pink. You'd rather be called Mr. Purple, right?

Well, Mr. Purple is some other guy on some other website.

Damn, Lawrence Tierney was great in that movie.

Let me guess. . . you and the other non-tippers also object to being called Mr. Pink. You'd rather be called Mr. Purple, right?

Well, Mr. Purple is some other guy on some other website.

Damn, Lawrence Tierney was great in that movie.

AP Wire News, August 3, 2004

Earlier this evening, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment finished a final clean-up of AIMGIRL territory.
The website had previously been the victim of a vicious Gay Nigger attack, featuring recent initiate Tar-Baby as an "unwed teen mother" black operative and Gay gunner Relex blasting the underage emo bitches with suppressive Goatse fire support, as well as with his own nigger seed. The strike was reputedly a thorough rout of the aimgirl enemy, as all forums are currently disabled, and new registrations have been suspended on the website.
Among the many casualties are several entire threads, scuttled by desperate Aimgirl admins as they attempted to ward off the inevitable defeat at the hands and dongs of the GNAA. A Reuters press report regarding the incident can be found here.

Today, the Gay Nigger Infantry executed a daring raid on the aimgirl chatroom, effectively destroying the last stronghold of the young white bitches. In a statement released by Commanding Officer x_over_ln_x, he remarked that "For too long, these little white whores have been tempting our yet-to-be saved heterosexual brothers. We could not allow the jailbait to continue their reign of pre-teen buggery, as their victims have little to no chance of Gay Salvation". At the end of the attack, the once 42-user-strong chatroom was held by one squad of Gay Niggers, who celebrated their victory by masturbating onto a plate of cookies and chanting "LOL DONGS".

Despite their impressive victory, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment (Part of the GNAA Ministry of Flood) will not be sitting on their laurels. At press time, Gay Nigger Scouts are said to be forward-deployed at known anti-nigger websites Gamingforums and Gardenweb. GIIR CO x_over_ln_x refused to confirm or deny such reports, preferring to shoot hot semen over our reporter.

.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and

I'm not a Dr. Who fan at all, but I read the headline as "Dr Who, Daleks, Kiss and Makeup". That imagined comma made me think for a minute that KISS were getting involved. I've been wondering why they never made another move ...

Must be logical BUT NOT CONSPICUOUS!!!

Just the other day, I saw the old Jackie Chan actioner Wheels On Meals and noticed the glaring product placement of a Mitsubishi car that lasted several seconds of screen time. Other Chan films I've seen have such Mitsubishi 'commercials' in them as well which surely indicates they help fund his movies.

I find conspicuous product placement in movies as annoying as the red, antipiracy 'cap codes' spots they stamp on bright colored frames of the film of the movie. If the studios keep this cap code nonsense up when movies are on the 'big screen', I may as well wait to watch the (cap code free) DVD release (if there is one).

On Monday, August 2nd 2004, the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) 9/11 commission will release its report on the events of September 11th, 2001 and the utter, Rucas-esque failure of the government and GNAA's military to prevent, handle, or cover up the attack. In a press conference this morning, GNAA president timecop released the shocking conclusion of the report.

"lol, jews did wtc," said GNAA president timecop before spraying his viral Gaynigger seed all over a crowd of reporters.

This conclusion is in direct contradiction to the US Senate report that "lol sandniggers did wtc" that was released just a short time ago.

GNAA spokesnigger Penisbird held a press conference this morning where he was quoted as saying "It is obvious why the Senate 9/11 Commission failed it so badly: the presence of known Juden Joe Lieberman on the panel." This obvious conflict of interests went unreported by most major news sources because of the open anti-GNAA slant of almost every major organization.

Although the GNAA Commission still has more work to do, the apparent ringleader was Federal Reserve Chairjew Alan Greenspan. Greenspan has been quoted as saying that he supports a smaller economy in which he is the ultimate master. Destroying the WTC was just the first step in what appears to be a grand scheme to shrink the US economy to the size of his shriveled circumcised penis.

President timecop stated that he supports a strong dollar to keep gold jewelry (a staple of niggers) prices low.

Another conclusion of the panel was that the ops of #Politics played a pivotal role in the success of the attack. The usually miserly organization gave $2,000,000 to help fund the effort. They then continued with their unwavering aid to Jews by spreading false evidence that led others to believe that a bunch of sand niggers committed the attack. GNAA has promised a strong retaliation against #Politics.

John Rockecenter was unavailable for comment at this time.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post

For some reason, I keep thinking of a scene in Star Trek IV where Scotty is seated at a circa-1980's computer trying to get it to operate.

Scotty: "Computer!"

Man in room (handing him a mouse): "Maybe you use this."

Scotty (speaking into the mouse like it was a microphone): "COMPUTER!"

Man in Room: "Maybe you should just use the keyboard"

Scotty: "A keyboard? How quaint!"

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.