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Saying this is representative of Turkish cinema is like saying the Star Wars Kid is a good example of Canadian acting skill.

Turkey has some good filmmakers. I recommend Yol and Vizontele.

Saying this is representative of Turkish cinema is like saying the Star Wars Kid is a good example of Canadian acting skill.

Turkey has some good filmmakers. I recommend Yol and Vizontele.

There is an example vice versa, the Japanese manga Fist of the North Star was remade into the fscked up live-action movie version. I assume Hollywood has many other things it "smuggled" into the US from around the world (if you don't stick at comic books, there's the recent rush of the US remake of Japanese movies, such as "Ring" or "Shall We Dance?").

Between this story and the one the immediately preceded it, was anyone else thinking SkyNET? Or another summer movie?

Between this story and the one the immediately preceded it, was anyone else thinking SkyNET? Or another summer movie?

If you think the Wachowski brothers "borrowed" the plot and philosophy from GITS, watch Dark City. It's essentially the same plot as the first matrix (that is, the one with a plot) and the scenery of Dark City indubitably influenced The Matrix.

So is this the crappy king of Blown Away or the good kind of Blown Away where we get to see Nicole Eggert's ta-tas.

So is this the crappy king of Blown Away or the good kind of Blown Away where we get to see Nicole Eggert's ta-tas.

Excuse me, may I go to the bathroom?

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One of my favorite movies...

One word - GATTACA

All you need is a fountain pen to extract and hold the eyeball up to the scanner.

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Be well Bog Standard

GNAA Vice-President and co-founder JesuitX announced Friday that GNAA founder timecop had completed his nine-month long project of remastering Morton Lindberg's classic Danish masterpiece, Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie .

Said timecop, "I undertook this project so the Gay Nigger Association of America could easily spread the gay nigger seed with a crystal-clear picture and DVD-quality sound. But most of all, I do it for my gay nigg[er]s."

The previously mentioned JesuitX and GNAA high-level operator lysol were allowed early access to view the remastered version of movie. Having been already familiar with the VHS copy currently in circulation, they were in for a real treat. JesuitX was quoted as saying "In that scene where Captain B. Dick [played by Sammy P. Soloman] takes Arminass [played by Coco P. Dalbert] into the relaxing room for a conversation, the beautiful quality of the black skin, combined with the crystal clear sound made it feel like the Captain was sitting right next to me, massaging my knee, and letting me know he always has an eye on my ass. I lost complete control and starting masturbating furiously."

GNAA member l0de was also heard in background continuously saying "LOL JEWS DID WTC LOL JEWS".

Digitally Remastered version of Gayniggers from Outer Space is to be available for worldwide distribution immediately. Everyone is encouraged to download it using BitTorrent, by clicking here. You will need a BitTorrent client to download this release.



About Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie:

• Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
• Produced by GayJack Movies
• Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies

Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kaistensen Production

"The Universe. It's mighty power. It's evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Univerise. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring

• Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
• Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
• Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
• Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
• Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
• Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) m

I sure hope this new version of this movie will be better than Kevin Costner's attempt at it!!!

*crosses fingers*

Ever since I found out the cute engineer girl is married i lost all interest in the show. Sigh..

what movies would you recommend that fall into the "quirky love story about two weirdos meeting and falling in love complete with psychedlic visuals, uncomfortable visuals, a sense of possible dark and violent doom and tense sound and music work" genre that DOES have good acting in it?

Sex-Trek: The Next Penetration

Was gonna say this but I could smell my karma burning.

There was already a Firefox movie in 1982. Clint Eastwood played a fighter pilot sent on a mission to the Soviet Union to steal an advanced protoype jet fighter. It looked pretty cool when I saw it as a kid, but then all farfetched action shows looked cool at the time too: Knight Rider, A-Team. Now they're just sad when I see reruns.

In 1962, President Kennedy and Soviet Leader Khrushchev worked together to prevent the Cuban Missile Crisis from escalating into World War III, which would likely have turned much of the Earth's land surface into a radioactive wasteland devoid of life and civilization....

Their thanks?

Kennedy is murdered in 1963 and Khrushchev is 'kicked out' and replaced by Bhreshnev in 1964.

In 1987, President Regan challenged Soviet Leader Gorbachev to 'tear down' the Berlin Wall. In 1989, it came down--perhaps symbolically ending the Cold War at that time....

Their thanks?

Naysayers downplay the efforts of Regan (and likely Gorbachev as well) to end the Cold War, detracting somewhat from their impact on world history.

What is all the fuss about email capacity? It is intrinsically nothing more than abstract, magnetically encoded zeroes and ones stored on spinning round metal platters inside hard disks.

Contrast that to what could have happened.... What world could have existed had the nuclear arms race between the USA and the USSR not end the way it did back then due largely in part through the work of these four men?...

Nowadays, due to the increase of terrorism and nuclear poliferation, will there be a day when life imitates art?

Grow up, dude. Not all nudity implies "stroke yourself while watching this." Nudity can be used as an essential plot device, to help character development, or to invoke specific feelings (shame, modesty, sexuality, empowerment, etc.) [emphasis added]

"Yeah, Ms. Tweed, we uh, need you to get naked for the, er, plot, and to, uh, empower the feelings of modesty in our audience."

Give me strength: I don't disagree with you that artistic considerations can make nudity an essential element in a film, but every tit-flash isn't evidence of well-developed, mature cinematic sensibilities. If that were the case Showgirls would be considered Citzen Kane, and Girls Gone Wild would be a powerful work of documentary filmmaking.

So, let's take a quick look at how nudity is used in Ghost In The Shell. A quick trip over to Google's image search yields the following examples of important cinematography. Certainly no untoward objectification of women there. Just art for art's sake, for us grown-up types to enjoy over some sherry. The big tits are important to the artistic vision!

Some of us adults understand this, some do not. You seem to belong in the latter group. Feel free go back to your Smurfs and Rugrats, and leave the interesting movies to the grown-ups. The ones who can grasp the concept that "cartoons" aren't just for Saturday morning kids.

Grow up, dude. Not all nudity implies "stroke yourself while watching this." Nudity can be used as an essential plot device, to help character development, or to invoke specific feelings (shame, modesty, sexuality, empowerment, etc.) [emphasis added]

"Yeah, Ms. Tweed, we uh, need you to get naked for the, er, plot, and to, uh, empower the feelings of modesty in our audience."

Give me strength: I don't disagree with you that artistic considerations can make nudity an essential element in a film, but every tit-flash isn't evidence of well-developed, mature cinematic sensibilities. If that were the case Showgirls would be considered Citzen Kane, and Girls Gone Wild would be a powerful work of documentary filmmaking.

So, let's take a quick look at how nudity is used in Ghost In The Shell. A quick trip over to Google's image search yields the following examples of important cinematography. Certainly no untoward objectification of women there. Just art for art's sake, for us grown-up types to enjoy over some sherry. The big tits are important to the artistic vision!

Some of us adults understand this, some do not. You seem to belong in the latter group. Feel free go back to your Smurfs and Rugrats, and leave the interesting movies to the grown-ups. The ones who can grasp the concept that "cartoons" aren't just for Saturday morning kids.

Grow up, dude. Not all nudity implies "stroke yourself while watching this." Nudity can be used as an essential plot device, to help character development, or to invoke specific feelings (shame, modesty, sexuality, empowerment, etc.) [emphasis added]

"Yeah, Ms. Tweed, we uh, need you to get naked for the, er, plot, and to, uh, empower the feelings of modesty in our audience."

Give me strength: I don't disagree with you that artistic considerations can make nudity an essential element in a film, but every tit-flash isn't evidence of well-developed, mature cinematic sensibilities. If that were the case Showgirls would be considered Citzen Kane, and Girls Gone Wild would be a powerful work of documentary filmmaking.

So, let's take a quick look at how nudity is used in Ghost In The Shell. A quick trip over to Google's image search yields the following examples of important cinematography. Certainly no untoward objectification of women there. Just art for art's sake, for us grown-up types to enjoy over some sherry. The big tits are important to the artistic vision!

Some of us adults understand this, some do not. You seem to belong in the latter group. Feel free go back to your Smurfs and Rugrats, and leave the interesting movies to the grown-ups. The ones who can grasp the concept that "cartoons" aren't just for Saturday morning kids.

A kid won a contest sponsored by Mattel and got a part in Masters Of The Universe (1987)

He had NO lines.

If you blinked fast, you'd miss him when he appeared on screen.

Will this be the fate of the HHGTTG movie part winner?...

Yup, just not Minnie Perl

Stereotypical American attention span of 7.5 minutes--not that I fully subscribe to that theory or anything.

I watched Raise the Red Lantern a few years ago with a couple friends. One friend fell asleep about halfway through and afterwards declared it the most boring movie he'd ever seen.

Then again, he's not a fan of Kubrick's 2001, really. At least the slow parts.

Having a long attention span and the patience to view stuff that isn't in 30-second easily digestible sound bites with MTV-style editing is a requirement for some of this shit. Sugar, salt, clips and trivialities neatly packaged and quickly discarded.

Like a lot of Japanese cinema it suffers from a cultural disconnect (to Americans). But anyway, the philosophical scenes in GITS don't even begin to compare to the rotting man's rant in the (genius) anti-anime Tamala 2010.

To each his own I guess.

Stereotypical American attention span of 7.5 minutes--not that I fully subscribe to that theory or anything.

I watched Raise the Red Lantern a few years ago with a couple friends. One friend fell asleep about halfway through and afterwards declared it the most boring movie he'd ever seen.

Then again, he's not a fan of Kubrick's 2001, really. At least the slow parts.

Having a long attention span and the patience to view stuff that isn't in 30-second easily digestible sound bites with MTV-style editing is a requirement for some of this shit. Sugar, salt, clips and trivialities neatly packaged and quickly discarded.

Like a lot of Japanese cinema it suffers from a cultural disconnect (to Americans). But anyway, the philosophical scenes in GITS don't even begin to compare to the rotting man's rant in the (genius) anti-anime Tamala 2010.

To each his own I guess.

Arrgh, the future is supposed to be like Meet the Hollowheads? Kill me now please...

Unless the aliens come. Then you could be Bruce Willis in Space! This would be a lot more realistic than Bruce Willis at sea turning into Bruce Willis in space.

What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

But how will this help the poor starving artists? You think they'll get any royalties out of this?

Think of poor Will Smith! He's had it so bad, he's had to restort to cameos to make ends meet!

Did anyone ever play Majestic ? This was the 'MMo' that attempted to integrate itself with your real life via faxes, phone calls, E-Mail, and WWW browsing. Think: The Game.

Besides its incredibly unique method of interaction, the gameplay was also structured into 'episodes'. I think they were officially called "Chapters". This was quite nice for several reasons. As mentioned in the article, you didn't need to devote yourself entirely to playing. But it also helped structure players together that are in roughly the same place in the game. It also allowed the developers to craete the content as the game went along. I was blessed to be one of the beta testers for Majestic, and new chapters were rolled out to us about a month before everyone else. That sort of development model can really cut down on the initial investment required for a MMO. It requires less content to start, and thus a quicker revenue stream.


--LordPixie

p.s.Did anyone else play this game ? I personally loved even the unpolished beta version I played. A real shame when it went under.

Soon Linux will become the bailiff, judge, jury, court illustrator, public defender, janitor, and CourTV anchor.

dum-da-da-dah-dum, dum-da-da-dah-dum (tune of March of the Valkiries) HERE COME DA PENGUIN! HERE COME DA PENGUIN! (reference to Flip Wilson on Laugh-In)

Ever see the movie Frankenhooker?

No pictures of Woz on IMDb, but there are photos from Pirates of Silicon Valley (with one showing Joey Slotnick playing Woz).

- Greg

No pictures of Woz on IMDb, but there are photos from Pirates of Silicon Valley (with one showing Joey Slotnick playing Woz).

- Greg

You may want to checkout the movie Maximum Overdrive. There's a great scene that shows how robot lawnmowers can improve our lives.

Brain Dead for the climactic final scene...

Let this fine film be an instructional video for what could go horribly wrong.

GNAA Vice-President and co-founder JesuitX announced Friday that GNAA founder timecop had completed his nine-month long project of remastering Morton Lindberg's classic Danish masterpiece, Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie .

Said timecop, "I undertook this project so the Gay Nigger Association of America could easily spread the gay nigger seed with a crystal-clear picture and DVD-quality sound. But most of all, I do it for my gay nigg[er]s."

The previously mentioned JesuitX and GNAA high-level operator lysol were allowed early access to view the remastered version of movie. Having been already familiar with the VHS copy currently in circulation, they were in for a real treat. JesuitX was quoted as saying "In that scene where Captain B. Dick [played by Sammy P. Soloman] takes Arminass [played by Coco P. Dalbert] into the relaxing room for a conversation, the beautiful quality of the black skin, combined with the crystal clear sound made it feel like the Captain was sitting right next to me, massaging my knee, and letting me know he always has an eye on my ass. I lost complete control and starting masturbating furiously."

GNAA member l0de was also heard in background continuously saying "LOL JEWS DID WTC LOL JEWS".

Digitally Remastered version of Gayniggers from Outer Space is to be available for worldwide distribution immediately. Everyone is encouraged to download it using BitTorrent, by clicking here. You will need a BitTorrent client to download this release.



About Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie:

• Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
• Produced by GayJack Movies
• Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies

Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kaistensen Production

"The Universe. It's mighty power. It's evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Univerise. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring

• Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
• Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
• Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
• Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
• Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
• Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) m

I took greyhound for one-way trip to the car factory to pick up a new car. I sat within earshot of three people who had just been released from prison... they were talking about how much a hot Escalade went for on the street, and comparing prison ID photos. I did not pull out my laptop to get some work done.

Security was funny. Only one leg of about 4 had any, and it consisted of wanding the people. I was wearing my backpack with a laptop and tons of stuff in it, but when it set off the metal dtetector they didn't do anything (not even open it). They didn't really check anyone else's bag, either. That's because they know real bus terrorists aren't foolish enough to ride in the bus.

Which means Eric Raymond is actually the guy who does "Cow and Chicken" on Cartoon Network , who is in turn actually a columnist for the Winnipeg Sun. Could it be that a rogue band of Canadian Solaris programmers are behind these writings as a way to cash in on their cartoon royalties? Only time will tell.

So, now we should all move underground because of the pollution?

Also, Eric Raymond was the bad guy in the classic 1980s cartoon show Jem and the Holograms.

(Seasons 1 + 2 now available on DVD! Thank you, Rhino!)

This "Get the Facts" tour sounds like a Jon Lovitz "liar" sketch on Saturday Night Live.

• Luke, one of the administrators Of FastNewsForum retires.
• For the forum, user selectable skins, a SHOCKING PINK ONE SHOULD BE AVAILABLE
• A GNAA Banner with a link to the official website, in FastNewsForum website and NeswGroupsPt
• A harsher policy agains multi nick users, (partially completed by FastNewsForum )

If these demands are not met within 48 hours starting
06.00 GMT, 23 July And ending on 05.59 of 25th July
the groups will be flooded at a rate of 3mbit upload speed, until all
current posts are deleted/overwritten.

Do not take GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) as a joke, or you will suffer from our gay nigger seed.


About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server.
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GNAA Vice-President and co-founder JesuitX announced Friday that GNAA founder timecop had completed his nine-month long project of remastering Morton Lindberg's classic Danish masterpiece, Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie .

Said timecop, "I undertook this project so the Gay Nigger Association of America could easily spread the gay nigger seed with a crystal-clear picture and DVD-quality sound. But most of all, I do it for my gay nigg[er]s."

The previously mentioned JesuitX and GNAA high-level operator lysol were allowed early access to view the remastered version of movie. Having been already familiar with the VHS copy currently in circulation, they were in for a real treat. JesuitX was quoted as saying "In that scene where Captain B. Dick [played by Sammy P. Soloman] takes Arminass [played by Coco P. Dalbert] into the relaxing room for a conversation, the beautiful quality of the black skin, combined with the crystal clear sound made it feel like the Captain was sitting right next to me, massaging my knee, and letting me know he always has an eye on my ass. I lost complete control and starting masturbating furiously."

GNAA member l0de was also heard in background continuously saying "LOL JEWS DID WTC LOL JEWS".

Digitally Remastered version of Gayniggers from Outer Space is to be available for worldwide distribution immediately. Everyone is encouraged to download it using BitTorrent, by clicking here. You will need a BitTorrent client to download this release.



About Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie:

• Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
• Produced by GayJack Movies
• Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies

Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kaistensen Production

"The Universe. It's mighty power. It's evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Univerise. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring

• Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
• Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
• Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
• Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
• Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
• Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA)

Incidentally, probably the only thing the movie Armageddon has to contribute to society, is the answer to this question. The typical person who would most likely take on an assignment in space, like drilling into an astroid or setting up base there, would have to have little ties like family, be very well paid (at those odds) and more than slightly suicidal. This is not a scientist's (or nerd's) type of job. It involves following instructions to the letter (like: drill here) and very hard and continuous manual labour. After that part is done, people can start to think about *living* in space, at far better odds.

This is what I picture when I hear "war golfing".

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the ot

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

About Xbox
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GNAA Vice-President and co-founder JesuitX announced Friday that GNAA founder timecop had completed his nine-month long project of remastering Morton Lindberg's classic Danish masterpiece, Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie .

Said timecop, "I undertook this project so the Gay Nigger Association of America could easily spread the gay nigger seed with a crystal-clear picture and DVD-quality sound. But most of all, I do it for my gay nigg[er]s."

The previously mentioned JesuitX and GNAA high-level operator lysol were allowed early access to view the remastered version of movie. Having been already familiar with the VHS copy currently in circulation, they were in for a real treat. JesuitX was quoted as saying "In that scene where Captain B. Dick [played by Sammy P. Soloman] takes Arminass [played by Coco P. Dalbert] into the relaxing room for a conversation, the beautiful quality of the black skin, combined with the crystal clear sound made it feel like the Captain was sitting right next to me, massaging my knee, and letting me know he always has an eye on my ass. I lost complete control and starting masturbating furiously."

GNAA member l0de was also heard in background continuously saying "LOL JEWS DID WTC LOL JEWS".

Digitally Remastered version of Gayniggers from Outer Space is to be available for worldwide distribution immediately. Everyone is encouraged to download it using BitTorrent, by clicking here. You will need a BitTorrent client to download this release.



About Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie:

• Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
• Produced by GayJack Movies
• Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies

Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kaistensen Production

"The Universe. It's mighty power. It's evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Univerise. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring

• Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
• Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
• Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
• Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
• Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
• Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) m