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And BASH thanks you for it! Keeping FP power away from those dirty gay homosexual negros is the first step to curing them of their nergocity and their homosexuality. You're doing the work of Jesus, my son! Glory!

Now watch them go after Whitehouse.com, which is a porno site.
Or Whitehouse.net, which is an anti-government site.
Or Whitehouse.org, the satire site run by Landover Baptist Church ("Unsaved Unwelcome, as Jesus Commanded").

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism
(or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we
have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching
nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing,
Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory
prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the
GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and
read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be
a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Are you, by any chance, a member of the GNAA? If so, please... come by BASH. we can help.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

This is a True Christian (r) post.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Landover Baptist is NOT a real church! The whole site is a deceptive fraud and a TROLL! The site's "church" does not represent any real form of Christianity. It distorts Scripture; Christ's central message of love and grace is turned inside out. The disgruntled creator's intent is clearly anti-Christian.

On the question of judeo-christian mythology's God being good or bad, see my favorite source for Bible quotes:

Landoverbaptist.com A real treasure...

like if you get slapped, turn the other cheek, as Jesus once said

Now that /. has given up its usual secular nature, and we have decided to listen to The Lord Baby Jesus (c)(tm) I thought I might find some other nuggets of Jesus Widsom (TM)(C) to follow, brothers please pray with me now:

As a lesson to those who have the audacity to show physical love for the same gender, God incinerated the genitals, mouths and every other orifice involved in such sexual practices in the towns of Sodom and Gomorra (Genesis 19:24-25).

As a lesson to those who are fat and sloppy, God struck a town of gluttons with a vicious plague which made that last drumstick taste none-too-good and wiped out every living person (Numbers 11:33-34).

As a lesson to youngsters who fail to be seen and not heard, God sent a bear to maul to death a couple dozen children who had teased a bald man (2 Kings 2:23-24).

During one particularly bad mood, God threw the lessons out the window and killed every man, woman, child and infant on the planet (except Noah's family) with a Great Flood (Genesis 7:23).

God told the Israelites to kill all the men and rape the women and children in the towns they invaded (Deuteronomy 20:13-16).

God told the Israelites to take any child who dared to disobey his parents to the town square and hurl stones at his body and head until the tot's corpse was lifeless (Deuteronomy 21:18-21).

Jesus told the apostles that He had not come to destroy the law of the prophets of old, rather, He had come to fulfill that law (Matthew 5:17).

Jesus approved of his Father's command that children who curse their parents are to be put to death (Matthew 15:3-4).

Jesus chastised the Pharisees for failing to kill those children who defied their parents' commands (Mark 7:9-13).

Jesus told us we are to live our lives in fear of God for God has the power not only to kill us, but to torture us forever in Hell (Luke 12:5).

The smell of blood and roasted corpses was pleasing to God, who especially enjoyed the aroma after the Great Flood (Genesis 8:21)

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Jesus told the disciples to bring before Him any man who didn't believe in Him, and to violently slaughter the non-believer while Jesus watched (Luke 19:27)

Jesus killed one man by having his body eaten by a swarm of worms because the man failed to give Jesus His due (Acts 12:23).

Jesus struck a Jew blind for thwarting His teachings (Acts 13:8-11).

He struck a man dumb for failing to listen well (Luke 1:20).

He took the lives of a husband and wife by scaring them to death for not forking over all the money they made on a real estate transaction (Acts 5:1-10).

During one particularly temperamental time when Jesus was hungry, He even killed a fig tree for failing to bear figs, even though Jesus knew figs weren't in season (Mark 11:12-14).

Those who practice sexual self-gratification are to chop off their arms. Those who have sexual thoughts for people other than their spouses are to gouge out their eyes (Mark 9:43-47).

"Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God (1 Corinthians 6:9-10)."

Come Judgment Day, Sinners shall be gathered together and hurled into a furnace of fire where there will be uncontrollable wailing and gnashing of teeth (Matthew 13:41-42, 50)

Entire cities of people who don't believe will suffer a fate worse than that of Sodom and Gomorra (Mark 6:11).

Jesus told us that God, who we already knew is subject to violent episodes, will take "vengeance on them that know not God" by burning them forever "in flaming fire" (2 Thessalonians 1:7-9).

Jesus, Himself, admitted that he is subordinate to the Father who rules over Him (1 Corinthians 11:3)

So my brothers, next time you think to yourself What would Jesus Do? RUN (dont walk) to your bible -- there are great lessons to be had.

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From the 'anti' link to another parody site, to the tech-savvy humor (e.g. chmod 666) it is clear that this site is a clever work of satire. The designer is probably a Christian or at least very familiar with Christian doctrine (i.e. Bible major or Seminary student) who wished to point out some of the absurdities of some of the "Christian" sub-cultures out there. "Fellowship University" does not show up in a Google query. I am sure a little more research by the poster and/or editors would have discovered the true nature of the site. I would dig up more proofs of its satirical nature but Google's cache is too slow at the moment.

I'm not religious, but your post is bullshit. Scientology sounds like the sort of thing that you describe, but not real religions like Christianity, Hinduism and Islam, etc.

I agree, look at some of the truely great, recent accomplishments of religion:

The lasting peace that has spread across the Middle East,

The preservation of 2000 y.o. statues in Afganistan,

The elimination of poverty, illiteracy, and violence in the U.S. thanks to "faith based" initiatives,

And, of course, the preservation of online rights of privacy and the free expression of ideas as demonstrated by this article.

If this has inspired you to renounce your athiest ways, join a truely great religion. Check out Landover Baptist