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. . . or it also could be from July, but you are just in a grouchy mood.

i checked the program at the 2005 International Semiconductor Device Research Symposium (http://www.ece.umd.edu/isdrs2005/program.html/) and sure enough, today at 4:35 PM, their paper is being presented: Dramatic Reduction of Gate Leakage Current of Ultrathin Oxides Through Oxide Structure Modification, Zhi Chen et. al, University of Kentucky

And would you care to enlighten us as to what the political agenda of the ACLU is? As far as I can see, they'll handle cases on *either* side of the political divide. (They've been known to defend the right of neo-nazis who wanted to demonstrate but were denied permits.) What I had heard was that they actually strive to be neutral, and just go ahead and do their jobs regardless of who hates them for it.

The weirdness of the neo-nazi thing was effectively lampooned by an Onion article, by the way....

The scope qualifiers ("stack", "object", or "heap") apply to types, not to constructor invocations. Good defaults could alleviate the problem (and I, for one, think the payoff is worth it) but it's a lot of extra finger work. Think C++ const-correctness times 3 (at least).

To avoid C's strchr(...) const problem, the qualifiers need to play well with type parameterization.

The analysis required by the compiler is basically escape analysis. Currently escape analysis is usually a tranasparent optimization -- if it can't prove your object is bounded by the stack, it puts it on the heap. When scoping is part of the language, you'll get an error message instead and you have to go and fix your code (which could involve major restructuring).

Finally, note that all this extra crap gives you a system that offers a much higher level of verifiablity than C++ does. If all you want is to be able to constrain non-memory resources to some lexical scope, then C#'s "using (...) { ... }" does the job. The only difference is that the resource's scope is explicitly delimited with braces. There's no technical reason the feature couldn't be changed to use the same implicit scope rules as C++. Garbage collection definitely doesn't get in the way.

Here is a little on MOND. IANAP but the page author is and has tabulated predictions where dark matter theory doesn't hold but where MOND does and that MOND is not complete. http://www.astro.umd.edu/~ssm/mond/mondvsDM.html

It is vital for the US military to talk to its submerged nuclear ballistic missile submarines, "boomers" (you'd forgotten about them hadn't you :-) Yes, they are still out there patrolling and for obvious reasons have to stay submerged. A traditional method is via radio at VLF and ELF frequencies as these can penetrate even seawater to useful depths. But antennae at these frequencies are ackwardly long (think miles not feet), and copper wire that long is a problem resistively speaking. But the Soviets discovered that HF beamed into the ionesphere can effectively modulate ionised particles at ELF frequencies. I don't recall the physics as that was someone else's job. So, use ionospheric modulation to generate ELF signals to talk with deployed submerged submarines. Cool, eh? Think this is a crock? Well this tells you the principles are being studied using HAARP. And this tells you it's for talking to boomers.

And this is the HAARP site.

The jamming theory is useless. You get much better mileage using directed jamming on a missile or by taking out the station communicating with it. Occam's razor, people.

I'm a vegetarian, but I would more likely go back to real meat before eating this stuff.

The definitive study, from The Computer Aided Life Cycle Engineering (CALCE) Electronic Products and Systems Center , is "Identification of Missing or Insufficient Electrolyte Constituents in Failed Aluminum Electrolytic Capacitors". CALCE actually took capacitors apart and analyzed the electrolyte.

To see if the excessive hydrogen was being produced by impurities in the capacitor foil, wavelength dispersive x-ray spectrographic (WDS) analyses of foils from a capacitor from the lot of Taiwanese capacitors known to bulge and foils from a capacitor from a lot of non-bulging Japanese capacitors were performed.

A small amount of magnesium was detected in both the Taiwanese and Japanese foils, and copper was detected in the Taiwanese foils alone (see Table 1). Ignoring the topical constituents of oxygen and carbon, the purity of the cathodic aluminum foil from the Japanese capacitor worked out to be approximately 99.1 wt%, which was within the limit set by Dapo. The purity of the cathodic aluminum foil from the Taiwanese capacitor was approximately 97.5%,which was below the minimum value stated by Dapo. The insufficient purity of the Taiwanese aluminum foil could cause gaseous hydrogen production that would not be impeded by a depolarizer, but the galvanic couples were not thought to be sufficient to account for the rapid production of hydrogen gas that was necessary to cause the relatively rapid bulging of the capacitor cans. There were other anomalies in the ion chromatographic analyses,chiefly variations in the amounts of ammonium and phosphate ions present. Ammonium ions in water form ammonium hydroxide, which is strongly basic. This raised concerns about the pH of the electrolyte in the bulging capacitors,as a review of the chemical properties of aluminum oxide - the dielectric - showed that it is slightly soluble in basic solutions (but not in acidic)[8 ]. Measuring the pH of electrolytes from capacitors from the Taiwanese lot known to bulge and from a Japanese lot that had not exhibited bulging showed that the electrolytes of the bulging lot were weakly basic (7 < pH < 8),while those of the non-bulging lot were acidic (pH 4).

And that's the cause - internal corrosion because the electrolyte has a highly acidic Ph.

You seem to have framed a restatement of what I said as a correction....

Not true. ISS is a terrible platform for astronomy. What astronomy was done there?

Yeah, I was thinking of the shuttle (launching satellites mostly).

None of the "zero-G crystals" and such ever amounted to anything that couldn't be done much cheaper down here.
Not true. All approved ISS research was stuff that could not be done at all on the ground. If microgravity was not a requirement, it didn't fly.

Bob Parks discusses this:

PROTEIN CRYSTALLOGRAPHY: NASA KNEW THE SCIENCE WAS VOODOO.
In the days following the Columbia tragedy, NASA repeatedly cited protein crystal growth as an example of important microgravity research conducted on the shuttle. NASA knew better. It was 20 years ago that a protein crystal was first grown on Space Lab 1. NASA boasted that the lysozyme crystal was 1,000 times as large as one grown in the same apparatus on Earth. However, the apparatus was not designed to operate in Earth gravity. The space-grown crystal was no larger than lysozyme crystals grown by standard techniques on Earth. But the myth was born. In 1992, a team of Americans that had done protein crystal studies on Mir, commented in Nature (26 Nov 92) that microgravity had led to no significant breakthrough in protein crystal growth. Every protein that crystalizes in space, crystallizes right here on Earth. Nevertheless, in 1997, Larry DeLucas, a University of Alabama at Birmingham chemist and a former astronaut, testified before the Space Subcommittee of the House that a protein structure, determined from a crystal grown on the shuttle, resulted in a new flu drug that was in clinical trials. It simply was not true. Two years later Science magazine (25 June 99) revealed that the crystal had been grown in Australia, which is a long way off, but it's not in space. Meanwhile, the American Society for Cell Biology, which includes the biologists most involved in protein crystallography, called for the cancellation of the space-based program. Hoping to regain some credibility, an embarrassed NASA turned to the National Academy of Science to review biotechnology plans for the Space Station. On March 1, 2000, the National Research Council, the research arm of the Academy, released their study. It concluded that the enormous investment in protein crystal growth on the Shuttle and Mir had not led to a single unique scientific result. It might be supposed that programs in space-grown protein crystals would be terminated. It was a shock to open the press kit for STS-107 and discover that the final flight of Columbia carried a commercial protein crystal growth experiment for the Center for Biophysical Science and Engineering, University of Alabama at Birmingham. The Director of the Center is Lawrence J. DeLucas, O.D., Ph.D.

While we are on this trip down memory lane, I will point you to a very old "What's New" piece. To quote Bob Park, "there is no claim so preposterous that a Ph.D. can't be found to vouch for it." When reading claims that "will turn physics on its head!", I like to think of all of the devices in our modern world that verify basic principles of quantum mechanics with their reliable operation. What follows is a very incomplete list of things whose invention relied upon the very principles of quantum mechanics that Mills claims to disprove with his power generator. These are technologies or devices that are very common.

transistors (FET, BJT, etc.)
giant magnetoresistive (GMR) heads (read heads in your hard drive)
LEDs
LASERs
atomic clocks
nuclear magnetic resonance imaging (MRI)

This list is not complete. Please feel free to add to it. If I were keeping score, quantum mechanics is ahead 6-0 (remember, Blacklight has yet to market a product).

Cook == food preparer
Kook == whacko

The link (after you remove tons of useless jibberish):
http://www.searchum.umd.edu/search?q=integrity-res earch-institute

gewg_

Some simple checks can prevent this sillyness from perpetuating. Bob Park's "What's New" column http://www.bobpark.org/ is an amusing and up to date reference for this kind of thing. Here is what he has to say about the "Integrity Research Institute" (the name alone should have raised a red flag): http://www.searchum.umd.edu/search?q=%22integrity+ research+institute%22&site=&btnG=Search+UM&output= xml_no_dtd&sort=date%3AD%3AL%3Ad1&ie=UTF-8&client= UMCP&oe=UTF-8&proxystylesheet=UMCP

The last one lasted 600 years

Actually the last dynasty (Qing) only lasted 266 years, and the one before that (Ming) lasted 275 years.

http://www-chaos.umd.edu/history/time_line.html

Seriously, what other country disparages its "intellectual elite"?

The People's Republic of China (early on)

Actually not, the Chinese Nationalist Party was started by Dr Sun Yat-sen who is known as "the Father of the Chinese Revolution." At first both Mao and Chiang Kai Chek were members of the Nationaist Party. But anyway, it was during the Cultural Revolution between 1966 and 1976 when intellectuals were persecuted. Prior to that, both Mao and Chou En-lai were encouraging those intellectuals who left China to return. It was in 1956 that Mao gave his "Let a Hundred Flowers bloom and a Hundred Schools of Thought contend" speech.

...When I left Sun to go to NeXT, I thought
Objective-C was the coolest thing since sliced bread, and I hated C++.
So, naturally when I stayed to start the (eventually) Java project, Obj-C
had a big influence. James Gosling, being much older than I was, he had
lots of experience with SmallTalk and Simula68, which we also borrowed
from liberally.

The other influence, was that we had lots of friends working at NeXT at
the time, whose faith in the black cube was flagging. Bruce Martin was
working on the NeXTStep 486 port, Peter King, Mike Demoney, and John
Seamons were working on the mysterious (and never shipped) NRW (NeXT RISC
Workstation, 88110???). They all joined us in late '92 - early '93 after
we had written the first version of Oak. I'm pretty sure that Java's
'interface' is a direct rip-off of Obj-C's 'protocol' which was largely
designed by these ex-NeXT'ers... Many of those strange primitive wrapper
classes, like Integer and Number came from Lee Boynton, one of the early
NeXT Obj-C class library guys who hated 'int' and 'float' types.

Another interesting side-note, (so as not to break any rules on my first
[and last]-ever posting to comp.sys.newton), John Seamons, (who happened
to be Andy Bechtolsheim's roommate at Stanford and largely reponsible for
the first ever port of Unix to the SUN-0) once did a port of Oak (Java)
to the Newton. We were in the midst of trying to do a deal with 3DO to
run as their OS/API, and we didn't have any 3DO dev systems on hand, so
John took apart an Apple Newton 100 and wired it up to a bunch of logic
analyzers, reverse engineered the interfaces and actually got some of the
original Star7 demo to run on this machine. After the 3DO deal tubed, I
think most of the code was lost to history... last I heard, John was out
in Aspen working for wnj, so you never know.

Sigh... we sure knew how to have fun in those days...

-Patrick

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Patrick Naughton
President and CTO
Starwave Corporation
http://www.starwave.com/people/naughton

I'm sure he means surface gravity. A neutron star has a surface gravity of about 10^11 times greater than Earth's. It also has a magnetic field strong enough to disrupt atomic nuclei. source

SequoiaView is awesome because it uses treemap technology.

HyperTIES is an early hypermedia browser developed under the direction of Dr. Ben Shneiderman at the University of Maryland Human Computer Interaction Lab.

HyperTIES supported browsing interactive hypermedia including formatted text and scalable PostScript graphics, including interactive software components like applets, pie menus, embedded graphical menus, text and graphics editors, etc, written in the NeWS object oriented dialect of PostScript.

The HyperTIES hypermedia browser was also integrated with an authoring tool, based on the Unipress Emacs text editor, which could remotely control the browser (so Emacs could navigate the browser and display the content you're editing), and the browser could remotely control Emacs (so you could create hypermedia interfaces with text links and graphical menus that drove Emacs).

Illustration: HyperTIES Browser (right) and UniPress Emacs Multi Window Text Editor Authoring Tool (left), tab windows and pie menus, running under the NeWS Window System.

Illustration: HyperTIES Browser NeWS Client/Server Software Architecture.

Paper: Designing to Facilitate Browsing: A Look Back at the Hyperties Workstation Browser

By Ben Shneiderman, Catherine Plaisant, Rodrigo Botafogo, Don Hopkins, William Weiland.

Since browsing hypertext can present a formidable cognitive challenge, user interface design plays a major role in determining acceptability. In the Unix workstation version of Hyperties, a research-oriented prototype, we focussed on design features that facilitate browsing. We first give a general overview of Hyperties and its markup language. Customizable documents can be generated by the conditional text feature that enables dynamic and selective display of text and graphics. In addition we present:

• an innovative solution to link identification: pop-out graphical buttons of arbitrary shape.
• application of pie menus to permit low cognitive load actions that reduce the distraction of common actions, such as page turning or window selection.
• multiple window selection strategies that reduce clutter and housekeeping effort. We preferred piles-of-tiles, in which standard-sized windows were arranged in a consistent pattern on the display and actions could be done rapidly, allowing users to concentrate on the contents.

[...] Since storyboards are text files, they can be created and edited in any text editor as well as be manipulated by UNIX facilities (spelling checkers, sort, grep, etc...). On our SUN version Unipress Emacs provides a multiple windows, menus and programming environment to author a database. Graphics tools are launched from Emacs to create or edit the graphic components and target tools are available to mark the shape of each selectable graphic element. The authoring tool checks the links and verifies the syntax of the article markup. It also allows the author to preview the database by easily following links from Emacs buffer to buffer. Author and browser can also be run concurrently for final editing.

[...] Implications of Graphics in Hypertext
Hyperties incorporates graphics while preserving the embedded menu approach used for textonly documents. A displayed page can mix text and graphics while allowing arbitrarily-shaped regions to be designated as targets, which provide links to other articles. The addition of graphics provides significant advantages (14). Information that is structured in the form of charts, graphs, maps, and images may be explored with the same facility as text. But the use of graphics in hypertext requires more work on the part of the author to produce comprehensible documents. There is no simple technique for emphasizing the targets that is acceptable in all cases, and the author

i used MPICH2 for my thesis (simulation of fluids by lattice boltzmann method, c++, ch_p4) if you are interested i can send it to you :-) . Jumpshot is nice, you must compile MPICH with mpe enabled (the right flags are really tricky).

I'm really concerned about this windows 2003 cluster thing, they are going to make an incompatible version, they are NOT going to use SSH, or rsh since process managament is completly different, and a lot of things will broke. sure we differ in our views about minimum specs of mpi, but we agree about the broken windows-mpi thing.

While if it's then and then you wait a very long time it's likely to be then again which can be deeply disturbing and quite possibly make you completely insane but if you wait long enough...

I would love to use hdf5 for the software I use and maintain (ZEUS-MP but it only supports Fortran 90 (or C). So people like me stuck with Fortran 77 still have to use hdf4, which is nowhere near as nice as hdf5.

Electronic ink makes e-books not suck. They are high-contrast screens which can be read under bright daylight and use a minimum amount of power (many only use power when "turning pages" (refreshing the display). Read more about the LOC's use of E-ink.

It is very much in the early adopter stage. It is hard for a regular US consumer to get a device. I think I might have my SO pick me up a used Sony Librie when she's in Japan. Very cool stuff.

We must be talking about different versions of Office 97. The one I'm talking about requires 73 MB of space for a miniumum installation, on top of a minimum 50 MB Windows 95 or Windows NT installation.

Maybe you mistyped or were confused or something, but 80 MB harddrives were state-of-the-art long before Office 97's release. Hell, my Compaq LTE 386 laptop, bought several years before Office 97's release, had a 400 MB HD, and it was middle-of-the-road hardware even back then.

Another extreme are the Radio Galaxies.

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If I live inside a black hole - will I be able to see light then?

Mirror:

Original Article at UMD is here. And it's not slashdotted like that gizmo page

Xerox PARC guys

There were women working at PARC too. Adele Goldberg was one of them.

When we designed the SPARTAN Packet Radio Experiment, we designed and used a microstrip antenna (aka patch antenna) for VHF communications. It makes a lot more sense for a space payload to use patch antennas rather than anything that sticks out of the side of the spacecraft.

Here is a good wideband VHF/UHF microstrip antenna example.

You can spin things however you want, but Apple's case against Microsoft wasn't thrown out because the court didn't acknowledge "look and feel", but rather because a contract between Apple and Microsoft essentially granted Microsoft rights to various aspects of the interface. http://home.earthlink.net/~mjohnsen/Technology/Law suits/appvsms.html
Many people don't understand the concept of "look and feel" and focus purely on the appearance of the interface. If you read the article, you would have noticed the point that the Alto's interface was very difficult to use, whereas the Lisa team made usability the primary focus for their interface. While they might have looked similar (overlapping windows and desktop metaphor aside) they had a very different feel. By contrast, Microsoft took much of the "feel" from the Lisa and Macintosh ftp://ftp.cs.umd.edu/pub/hcil/Reports-Abstracts-Bi bliography/93-12html/93-12.ps

It causes a constant sunwards acceleration of (8.74 ± 1.33) × 10^-10 m/s2 for both spacecraft.

It's interesting that this is on the same order of magnitude as the critical acceleration in MOND:

1.2*10^-10 m/s^2

Try Franz Kafka. I'm guessing anything done by a guy named Kafka in the last fifty years, hence relevant to current research, is not what you're looking for. The priority is to serve the bleeding edge and worry about history eventually.

It's really great for science, simply for transparent navigation. The convenience over the library system (search title, select journal, login, find year, find volume, find article) or existing frontends (login, select author/title/keyword, worry about syntax, hope what you want is in the DB) isn't brain surgery. But it's quite nice.

There's about a 25-year availability sweet spot between "too old to have been digitized yet" and "recent enough the publisher is still ekeing profits out of a subscription model." Any impetus for improvement to belongs to copyright holders. Their fees come from schools, and recent years have seen their own microcosm of BS from certain money-grubbing weasels.

The short version is that libraries' print catalogues just shrank because Elsevier decided to price-gouge; generic numbers are $1M at x% of total journals = 10x% of journal budget. The contract says anything you cancel makes everything you keep cost more.

It's a tempest in a teacup, but so was the price of a CD in 1995.

With windows you get a pre-compiled binary that will probably run on your system, but will not be optimized for you specifically. Prepackaging is very convinient, but much is sacrificed in doing so.

You make the choice.
Choose software for which you can examine the code, or use someone's prepacked binaries which rely on libraries written by morons.

Nadaou is on the right train of thought. If I can offer the following:

Hardware
Stick with consumer Garmin, etrex units are small (easy to conceal), easy to use and affordable.

Software
Consider ESRI's free ArcExplorer. It supports MANY data format, very simply to use, and is cross platform.
http://esri.com/software/arcexplorer/index.html

Data
I highly recommend Landsat satellite imagery, specifically Landsat GeoCover 2000. It is free, global coverage at 30 metre resolution, compressed, yada yada, trust me, it is exceptional!
Get it here:
https://zulu.ssc.nasa.gov/mrsid/
http://glcf.umiacs.umd.edu/portal/geocover/earthsa t.shtml

These MrSID wavelet compressed images can also be viewed using a free geoviewer from LizardTech:
http://www.lizardtech.com/download/dl_options.php? page=viewers

Do as much prep work at home before going over there. I would suggest printing maps with UTM grid on them (this is the grid that the GPS can tell your position in) - I've always found this more useful then Lat-Long (how far away is 7 seconds?!?). Essentially build one map at a good logical scale like 1:10,000, then PAN & PRINT, PAN & PRINT, repeat as necessary.

If you decide to leave your keys in your car overnight and someone steals your car and gets a speeding ticket are you going to have to pay the fine?
Ironically it is illegal to leave your keys in the car in some places. Australia is one.
Maryland is another one.
There are more if you do a google search.

If you dont believe me, watch this guy fix it: http://lap.umd.edu/computer_rage/movies_2/printer. mov

'Services' like this are not going to work; people are just not as dumb as the RIAA and the gooneys that work for them believe they are, IMHO.

He did say "minute ways," and when you figure how many seconds are in the comet's orbital period of 5.5 years, you discover the straight-line displacement is far less negligible.

OK, the thing flies between Mars and Jupiter, with Jupiter affecting its trajectory, and hasn't been closer than half an AU...but the matter of scale is something to check, not dismiss out of hand.

Fortunately, people have. Give your source some credit.
http://deepimpact.umd.edu/science/tempel1-orbitalh ist.html

I'm sure you meant "look up the math." Far from being pointless or unmeasurable, the displacement turns out not to be amplified over time, and we wipe the sweat off our foreheads.

Science: fun and delicious!

Stars here: ROTSE Australia> But those of course are easily photoshoped ;)

I don't see why that would make a difference.

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Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

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CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

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"EDITORS" OF SLASHDOT: YOU MAKE ME SICK...

Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

Then came Kathleen...Fent. Goddamn bitch, give us back our editor!

CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

You must do as I say, because I... am... your father!

"EDITORS" OF SLASHDOT: YOU MAKE ME SICK...

Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

Then came Kathleen...Fent. Goddamn bitch, give us back our editor!

CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

You must do as I say, because I... am... your father!

"EDITORS" OF SLASHDOT: YOU MAKE ME SICK...

Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

Then came Kathleen...Fent. Goddamn bitch, give us back our editor!

CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

You must do as I say, because I... am... your father!

"EDITORS" OF SLASHDOT: YOU MAKE ME SICK...

Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

Then came Kathleen...Fent. Goddamn bitch, give us back our editor!

CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

You must do as I say, because I... am... your father!

"EDITORS" OF SLASHDOT: YOU MAKE ME SICK...

Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

Then came Kathleen...Fent. Goddamn bitch, give us back our editor!

CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

You must do as I say, because I... am... your father!

"EDITORS" OF SLASHDOT: YOU MAKE ME SICK...

Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

Then came Kathleen...Fent. Goddamn bitch, give us back our editor!

CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

You must do as I say, because I... am... your father!

"EDITORS" OF SLASHDOT: YOU MAKE ME SICK...

Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

Then came Kathleen...Fent. Goddamn bitch, give us back our editor!

CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

You must do as I say, because I... am... your father!

"EDITORS" OF SLASHDOT: YOU MAKE ME SICK...

Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

Then came Kathleen...Fent. Goddamn bitch, give us back our editor!

CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

You must do as I say, because I... am... your father!

"EDITORS" OF SLASHDOT: YOU MAKE ME SICK...

Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

Then came Kathleen...Fent. Goddamn bitch, give us back our editor!

CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

You must do as I say, because I... am... your father!

"EDITORS" OF SLASHDOT: YOU MAKE ME SICK...

Honestly, you realy do make me sick.

I started reading slashdot in 1997; it was a fine horse not broken-in.

Then the evil trolls arrived -- in the form of bad editors.

The editors started posting bad information, and it's not been the same ever since.

Now, due to bad moderation and imbalances in The Force (TM), none know who truly is a troll.

In an unbalanced world, where Niggers are white and whites are niggers, culture assimilates bad traits.

Then came Kathleen...Fent. Goddamn bitch, give us back our editor!

CmdrTaco Rob, Stop fucking with pussy and return to the communications node!

You must do as I say, because I... am... your father!