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We cannot let Red China control all the green cheese!
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Don't worry, this isn't Red China. It's the otehr one.

We cannot let Red China control all the green cheese! http://uncoveror.com/moon.htm

It was not any piece of technology that caused that outage, it was vengeful spirits!

George Bush must be livid over this. The last thing he wanted was for red China to seize control of the green cheese. Read more!

We need to use nuclear light bulbs

We have known that Mars used to have water since the Viking probe in the '70s, and that the martians had to go underground. Why are they pretending this is not old news?

There will be some kind of conspiracy that keeps them off the shelves, like the one against nuclear light bulbs.

The only thing that will motivate the lazy to get off their butts and do something is a TV making snow. So much for emergency service first responders who need the frequencies that the changeover will free up. I guess Congress thinks it is better for people to die in a fire than for the stupid and lazy to lose their idiot boxes. Read more

Some other consequences: Emergency first responders were going to get new frequencies to improve their communications as of February 17. Forget that. People can die in a fire, but don't you dare take away my idiot box!

AT&T and Verizon were sold the freed up bandwidth that didn't go to emergency services. They will sue if their lawyers determine that they can sue the government. Find my whole take on this here.

LEDs and CFLs are child's play if you want to stick it to the electric company. You need nuclear light bulbs!

They hate being called martians. Their proper name is the Zhti Ti Kofft. http://www.uncoveror.com/zhtitikofft.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/icegeysers.htm

They hate being called martians. Their proper name is the Zhti Ti Kofft. http://www.uncoveror.com/zhtitikofft.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/icegeysers.htm

Mourning seems to be a time when hallucinations are particularly common, to the point where feeling the presence of the deceased is the norm rather than the exception.

Dammit.

Next thing you know those awful secularists will be claiming that anecdotal stories of "I saw Jesus three days after He died" represent something fundamentally normal about the human experience.

Those damn secularists might suggest that such anecdotes may say more about the grief and mourning of people for a really nice peaceful human guy, than about the magic powers of the dead really really nice peaceful human guy. It's a good thing that no one ever made claims that differed from the early Christian church that ended up dominating the orthodoxy.

And don't even get me started about Elvis. I saw the King with my own eyes the week after he faked his own death, I tell you what.

Viking found a lot more than microbes. It found the Zhti Ti Kofft! Read all about it. http://www.uncoveror.com/nomars.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/zhtitikofft.htm

Viking found a lot more than microbes. It found the Zhti Ti Kofft! Read all about it. http://www.uncoveror.com/nomars.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/zhtitikofft.htm

They are at war with us. They also know a lot more about our computer systems than they are letting on. "Trusted Computing" is a Chinese plot. They do so have they ability to hack our machines!

They are at war with us. They also know a lot more about our computer systems than they are letting on. "Trusted Computing" is a Chinese plot. They do so have they ability to hack our machines!

The problem with the original name is that it reveals that the landing site is a lot closer to Phoenix than Mars. NASA has done this before. Read more!

It wasn't the stonemasons. It was IBM. Carly was a mole, and her job was to bring HP down. Since they survived her, she must not have made he bosses at IBM very Happy.

China is doing a lot more to wage war on us than just hacking. All the tainted products are a part of it, too. Read more!

We're not really mad at them. It is about keeping cigar prices high. That isn't even the real Castro. He died in 1981. Read more!

I don't know about the author, but the Chinese are convinced a lot of us use them. This is all part of China's war on us without firing a shot!.

There is natively Martian life. That is why Congress doesn't want NASA to do any manned missions. Read More.

also at: http://www.uncoveror.com/lottery.htm

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THE LOTTERY IS RIGGED

You may have heard that you are more likely to be hit on the head by a meteorite than to win the lottery. This is certainly so. Assuming that the game is honest, the odds are roughly one in several hundred million. Even with these odds, lottery commissions are not satisfied. The lottery is rigged.

  The giant multi-state and individual state lotteries are more fixed than pro wrestling. The jackpots go up and up, with no winners. People get lottery fever. Millions nationwide are willing to wait in a line just like the ones for bread in the former Soviet Union for the pipe dream of striking it rich. The rigging works like this: super computers keep track of each combination sold, and then the ping-pong balls are weighted to assure that a losing combination comes up. On rare occasions, all possible combinations are sold, and they must let someone win. Only then is the game honest.

Why? The lottery, which is a state-run version of the Mafia's numbers racket, is a great money grab scam, as long as it brings in more than it pays out. In the past, lotteries were abolished because they lost money.

The worst part of this is whom it hurts. The poor and desperate are the most common victims of lottery fever. Children go hungry and senior citizens go without their medication because of it. People prone to gambling addiction also blow huge sums.

We spoke with an employee at a state lottery agency. We can not reveal his name or even which state, as some of the same gangsters who ran the numbers racket now run the lottery, and they would kill him.

"Yes, I personally am involved in it. Lottery ping-pong balls have a small valve, like a basketball or soccer ball, only it's very tiny, and nearly invisible. We use a hypodermic needle to inject heavier-than-air gasses such as radon into the balls we don't want to come up. At first, we tried helium in the ones we did want to rise, but they jumped up so quickly that it was obvious. Lotteries are raking in much more than if the games were honest, and people don't know they have literally no chance!"

"If you think about it logically, you certainly don't play anyway. You are betting that you can predict which six of 45 or more balls are going to come out of the hopper. In some games, the order even matters! It's a sucker's bet, and that's when it's honest! Most drawings are rigged, making the odds zero in infinity! The lottery is not only a tax on people who don't understand math; it is an unfair and unjust tax. Didn't we have the American Revolution over taxes like that?"

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No. They do recognize their siblings, and they feel pain! Read all about it. Ripping a carrot out of the ground and taking a bite may cause as much pain as shooting a deer.

I thought harassing alternative fuel pioneers was ridiculous when it happened in the UK, and railed against it. Now it is happening in the US too. Oil companies own us like dealers own their junkies. It sucks.

The help desk can refer them to this article if they need help finding the "any" key.

It was never about sugar vs. corn sweetener. The real story is an obscure "natural flavor" called Saskra Root became unavailable. That is why they changed Coke.

The deal with Vista is that they blew billions developing it, and are going to try to cram it down our throats like IBM did with micro channel architecture and OS/2. They don't care that the PC that can run Vista well remains science fiction, as no motherboard can hold all the ram it needs.

The only "Mars probes" that haven't crashed are in Arizona.

There are bigger threats than germs in kitchen sponges. Once you are done nuking sponges, you better mod your TV to stop the government from spying on you, too.

The Uncoveror covered the civil rights for robots movement a long time ago. What took Slashdot so long?

Instead of those damned expensive Atlas V rockets, they should use the X-4000 Launch Apparatus to hurl it skyward.

On Mars, the Zhti Ti Kofft are the natives. We would be the aliens if we went there. This probe was taken out by them much like the others.

On Mars, the Zhti Ti Kofft are the natives. We would be the aliens if we went there. This probe was taken out by them much like the others.

Don't be too hard on yourself. George Bush can't tell them apart either. Read more

Viking didn't miss a thing. Its more startling discoveries were covered up. Read more and more and more!

Viking didn't miss a thing. Its more startling discoveries were covered up. Read more and more and more!

Viking didn't miss a thing. Its more startling discoveries were covered up. Read more and more and more!

The space elevator will never happen. It is about as likely to work as a giant catapult to fling satellites into space. It is about as likely as replacing the Space Shuttle with the Millenium Falcon.

It will be too little too late. By 2014 or 2020, red China will have control of all the green cheese! We need to move now.

I hope the EFF really lays the smack down on Lyons Partnership.

I hope the EFF really lays the smack down on Lyons Partnership.

Those darn film photos are too easy to tweak. We need to make reporters go to digital only. As Dr. Marcus Von Vickersburg of The International Institute for Photographic Analysis has stated, digital photographs cannot be faked.

If they Army doesn't change their minds post haste, Chinese intelligence will know their business! Read more.

The problem with life coaches is that they are evil! I sure hope that gaming coaches aren't in on their nefarious plot, too.

Carly "The Hatchet" Fiorina was the worst thing that ever happened to HP. It is a wonder that they survived. Between turning the LaserJet printers from reliable workhorses to disposable junk to the disastrous Compaq merger, she broke everything she touched.

This is not the first time Microsquash was working on a kill switch to force more sales, and had to back down due to public pressure. Last time, they were going to kill Windows 2000 and force everyone to buy XP or Server 2003.

This is a slippery slope.

Screw tides and rocks. We need to get the green cheese before the Chinese do!

They should have stuck with the original name, Revolution. Wii is a stupid name. What's next? A portable called Wee Wii? That wouldn't be any less stupid than abandoning a name that would have been perfect, considering the revolutionary new controller.