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STFU, you Java whore. Have you really run a Java program for more than one day? If you had, you would know the reasons why people despise Java. Nobody likes Java. Just look at the en masse migration from Azureus to uTorrent. Even though it has less features, people still don't care. They just want a program that doesn't require 2 gigs of memory and a minimum 3 gigahertz processor. Now get Gosling's cock out of your mouth and face reality you fucking tool.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Redundancy

And for those who don't know what redundancy is:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Redundancy

redundancy

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Redundancy

Your comment reminds me a bit of this article. Concerning the reasons for the lack of success of the American Institute of Communist Studies' program for granting certificates certifying something that someone said is "communist":

"And lastly, for reasons unknown, the AICS decided that half of the advisory board would consist of Communists and half of Libertarians. Since Communists believe that practically no one is a Communist including each other; and Libertarians believe that just about everything is indicative of Communism including most extant forms of Capitalism, the board reached an impasse in about half a second. "

Or, from a much more reliable source, http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Emoticonics :D

It will also drink all your beer and give you Dutch Elm disease. Over here is more, equally vital information.

This one is funny.

Automatix, also featured on this Uncyclopedia page.

They forgot the most important article on PHP! What it is:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/PHP

Bah, lets bring back Le Corbusier. :)

It is a BAD source of information

Oh really?. Now, if you want a bad source of information...

It is a BAD source of information

Oh really?. Now, if you want a bad source of information...

It is a BAD source of information

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It is a BAD source of information

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UnNews. Please.

Please, please post this to UnNews.

Please, please post this to UnNews.

If the MPAA paid to go see their movies, they could single-handedly reverse the trend that they've been crying about! And if they couldn't eat all the snacks, give the leftovers to the hungry.

Seriously though, I don't think that the MPAA needs to worry about pirates or ninjas. What will spell the end for the MPAA, as well as us all, is the elusive Ninja Pirate... the FSM's Angel of Death.

Don't you mean

Yo' comment about Ebonics struck uh nerve wiff me. Ebonics be havin' rigid syntactic rules followed by all speakers, just as American English do. It iz uh misconception dat Ebonics iz "bad English". This be racist yo, a linguistic lynching.

<snip incoherent rant about Katrina, George Bush, Enron, The war on terror, etc>

200 years ago de white man pwned us, but thanks to Dr Farrakhan and Malcolm X we be free, but de white man pwnz our language to dis' day. White devils be dissin' Ebonics EVERYDAY, but if you be in the kno', yo kno' Ebonics be the language great black men like Tupac, Shakespeare and Beethoven rapped in. Your comment illustrates uh playa' hatah' attitude towards segregated societies, an' I'm gonna put a cap in yo pasty ass. Melanin deficient bitch.

UnNews:RIAA_CEO_discusses_the_analog_hole

Hey, if stopping animal-human hybrid research can mean "jail and slaugther each and every furry i'd probably vote for him too, even though i'm not american right now.

Long live to the Fursecution

Uncyclopedia is on it's 10,000,000th article. Coincidentally on the very same subjetc!

Uncyclopedia is on it's 10,000,000th article. Coincidentally on the very same subjetc!

...and there's a list of the 43,322 people responsible for the John F. Kennedy assisination ..and that Lost in Space is generally regarded as being "better" than Star Trek

The Wikipedia is a pile of crap, pretending to be something else. It has become a game where people with agendas (or senses of humor) try to see what they can slip under the radar.

I prefer the "Uncyclopedia" http://uncyclopedia.org/ At least it doesn't pretend to be something it's not.

I read the Uncyclopedia spinoff from Wikipedia for the real truth.

Or Wikipedia reaches 1,000,000 articles.

Or Wikipedia reaches 1,000,000 articles.

Or Wikipedia reaches 1,000,000 articles.

Or Wikipedia reaches 1,000,000 articles.

According to Wikipedia, the millionth article was written by Thomas Edison in 1691

Don't you mean "According to Uncyclopedia"?

It's a video game: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Myspace

Here

I'm sure the iPod nano 200 gb upgrade could be applied with some tweaking!

For those who want to see more of the UI improvements with Gnome 2.14 check out scotty, the new AI help agent that is part of gnome. Here is it responding to me as billyG...

You can thank the reliable uncyclopedia for the pic.

Good old reliable uncyclopedia provides a nice screenshot with a bob like character?

The new release looks great!

You're really overreacting mate, especially since the kind of english being put down is the sort that's poor and lazy when the speaker could just as easily speak normal english. At least you included the word somehow as a handy comfort zone.
Now, how to take away the flamey tone of this reply? Common ground!

Just tell them they'll get no booty ;)

The Uncyclopedia version is much better.

There's a pretty good debunking of the "Moon Hoax" theory here.

Fucking kill you.

Everyone knows that Time Travel is the only real religion:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Time_Travel_Religion

Heh, even worse, this article is current! :o

The link to rule them all :
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Windowsvistamar keting.jpg

You're forgetting The Theory of Unintelligent Design

One word: Cat-toast. Yes, cat-toast.

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/war_on_terra

And how many people do you know personally that have been fucking buried by Steve Balmer?

Speaking of John Seigenthaler, This is the most accurate and truthful source I have found yet.

There's always Uncyclopedia!