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Really you want a default null tld so Slashdot.org would just be slashdot. I don't care where a site is based, whether it's for profit or not. I want to just type:

slashdot ubuntuforums bbc

etc and not try and guess/remember whether they're: .com .net .org .co.uk .org.uk

etc etc. The distinction is meaningless to me.

at my upcoming Crimes Against Humanity trial . I NEVER lied about Weapons of Mass Demolition.

Yours In Peace,
W

cheated:

Money.

Yours In Moscow,
K. Trout

Sign me up so ALL my activities can be followed by
Big Brother.

This is definitely THE device to blend.

Yours In Astrakhan,
Kilgore Trout

You have NO rights in the U.S.S.A..

Yours In Minsk,
K. Trout

Person Of Interest

Yours In Ashgabat,
K. Trout

Number One Suspect.

Have A New Year.

Yours In Ashgabat,
K. Trout

Your name is George W. Bush and your crimes AGAINST Humanity.

You will NEVER be cleared.

Yours In Minsk,
K. Trout

The number is 1-800-ALQ-AEDA.

Have they backtested the predictive system on the policies and actions of BushCo Inc.?

Yours In Domodedovo,
Philboyd Studge

I need super-duper protection in my HUMMER for the impending collapse and the Limbaugh-Palin 2012 presidential road show.

Yours In Crime,
President-VICE ( of the United Gulags of America ) Richard B. Cheney

Please unlock the files for the criminal prosecution of the world's most dangerous person.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Yours In Novy Urengoy,
Philboyd Studge

Symantec use computer criminals to hunt victims,
while these criminals run free.

Yours In Astrakhan,
Kilgore Trout

out of waging war for personal profit.

Keep up the solid news reporting, Slashdot. You're hitting new lows with every new story.

Yours In Samar,
Kilgore Trout

to do anything.

Yours In Crime,
President-VICE Richard B. Cheney

by clicking on this link, you agree to (1) log in with your name as user and your Social Security Number as password and (2) decline all rights granted to you as a U.S. citizen under the U.S. constitution and Federal Statutes.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout

from cockroaches. Tthis creature goes by the name of Presidet-VICE Richard B. Cheney.

Yours In Communism,
Kilgore Trout

as rogue state.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout

the world's most dangerous persons.

Yours In Democracy,
K. Trout

is the world's MOST dangerous person

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout

for the war on fill_in_this_blank_with_whatever_country_or_theme_you_want_so _military-industrial-complex_can_make_more_money.

Yours In Communism,
Kilgore Trout

because he is the world's most dangerous.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout

And the biggest example of that is WAR CRIMINAL.

I hope this helps the planned deportation to The Hague.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout

Who are the biggest WAR CRIMINALS of them all.

Thank you for helping spread freedom and democracy around the world.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout

More likely the operation is run out of the office of the world's most dangerous person.

I hope this helps the Chinese authorities.

Yours In Communism,
Kilgore Trout

George W. Bush, Richard B. Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, et al. AND Congress.

Just kdding. The U.S.A has collapsed so the above is a moot point.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout.

is this WAR WHORE.

Yours In Socialism,
K. Trout

Please appoint a Trustee In Bankruptcy In Residence For :

Obama.

Yours In Communism,
Kilgore Trout

P.S.: Slashot - Get some Cyrillic fonts !!

The world's largest crime syndicate AND Congress.

Thank you for helping to spread freedom and democracy.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout

The White House AND CONGRESS as war criminals instead of trivial P2P.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout

We're not doing so well on first-term memories either. Obama's version of http://whitehouse.org/ has no press room. There's a blog which is getting occasional press information, but no more daily briefing transcripts. There's no info on what happened in the Press Room on Tuesday, nor most of last week. And several days ago Obama stopped by the Press Room and chatted... but that's not mentioned on the official site.

If anyone in government starts using a whitehouse.org email account EVER then you Americans can look forward to a new era in comedic government.

from The White House Press Office

THE PRESIDENT: Fellow citizens:

I know the only reason you all are tuned in is to watch nonstop coverage of that USAir plane crash in the Hudson River, so you can whip yourselves up into a fit of emotional masturbation, sobbing over "miracles" and "heroes" until the next little white girl goes missing. So let me start with a brief shout-out to my fellow-pilot bro' who ditched his jet so smooth (just like I ditched my whole jet-flying career!), not even a worthless foreign life was lost. And thank Christ for that; because with barely a hundred hours left in my term, the last thing I wanna do is drag my ass up to Jew York City and cry crocodile tears over a bunch of dead folks again â" especially when I won't be around long enough to use it as an excuse to do something fun and cool â" like nuke Iran or authorize a no-bid $100 billion Raytheon contract to exterminate the Canadian Gooses.

Anyway, for eight long years, it has been my honor to serve Wall Street and its coterie of country clubbing con artist elites, the McJesus Salvation Industries, and the Confederate States Of America as the chief executive of White House, Inc. And so this is the Big Adios.

In the spirit of desperate bipartisanship that our entire societal breakdown has necessitationed, and in light of popularity poll numbers that make Richard Nixon look like a greased Chippendale at a bachelorette party, I just want to say that we can all agree on one thing: whether you're an immigrant terrorist or non-terrorist, a bellyaching homo, a legless Iraqazoid, a drowned corpse bloating in the New Orleans sun, an effete Huffington Post-reading urban iPhone zombie, or a Hannity-worshipping redneck patrio-fascist, a negro, a Mexi-rican, a normal guy, a feminist, a stoner, or a fixed income oldster reduced to buying Walgreens-brand Depends, odds are you're tickled pinker than Barry Manilow's boa that I'm getting the fuck outta Dodge.

Lots of y'all think I'm a stupid, fucking moron. Mebbe I am. But who's off to play golf in a gilded, all-expenses-paid retirement, and who's suddenly realizing that unemployment benefits can't even keep you rolling in beer and donuts? Who's done paying off his loyal hedge fund and banker fraternity brothers with gubbament cheese, and who invested (and lost!) all their shekels with Gandalf the Jew and his mystical 401K? Who's hightailing it back to a swanky Dallas suburb, and who's the broke-assed losers who double-mortgaged their McMansions to buy $4K plasma TVs, thinking they'd hit the LOTTO before they had to pay anyone back? Who's the dummy, jerk? Like, DUH. THE ANSWER WUZ RHETORICALIZED, YOU INGRATE FUCKSTICKS. Good thing I'm rich! And it's OLD money. Well, at any rate, it's comin' from OLD people! Yee-haw!

So let me remind you all of one thing: when you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks back. Get it? I'm the abyss, you whiny assholes. You hate my guts, because I'm YOU. Greedy, panicky, arrogant, and willing to do slimy, awful things to other human beings if it means Domino's Pizza will still be able to deliver two to three pounds of gluten and curdled cow fluids to the Cul-de-Sac in thirty minutes or less.

Never forget that I'm the two-time winner** of the popular and totally fixed Democracy Show Live! Yeah, that's what I said. Both times I legitimately won* a contest that favors whoever can elbow (or machete chop themselves) into our version of the court of Versailles.

I get a lot of guff for speaking all folksy, and salt-of-the-earth, like the Texan I pretend to be, instead of the Yankee political scion I actually am. My speechification might be uncorrect, but if talking good is what makes good deciders, then go ahead and elect a lawyer. Oops! You idiot fruit baskets already went and done that. Well, then on behalf of the entire ruling class, I thank you. That's the great thing about our democracy: it's always the same turd, different coil.

One thing about Ame

Please take one more tourist into space for humanity's sake: the world's most dangerous person AND his crime sydicate.

Thank you for your help.

Yours In Socialism, Kilgore Trout

I think Messiah Obama is afraid of space, based on his lack of concern for space exploration.

Please take one more tourist into space for humanity's sake: the world's most dangerous person AND his crime sydicate.

Thank you for your help.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout

the violence committed by the world's MOST dangerous person.

I hope this help the war crimes indictments.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore Trout

a.k.a. the world's most dangerous person

I hope this helps the lawsuits against the world's largest crime syndicate run by this thug.

Cordially,
Kilgore Trout

This Genocide Manager?

Cordially,
Kilgore Trout

here

Read more about the world's MOST dangerous person.

Cordially,
Kilgore Trout

U.S. Pledge for Bailout: U.S. $ 7.4 trillion

This Criminal who
continues steal from the U.S. Treasury: Priceless

And with payment of Euro 100,000,000,000 OR the jailing of this war criminal,
the tools will be returned.

Cordially,
Kilgore Trout

this criminal and his gang have.

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout

of this
criminal.

Thank you for your cooperation.

this criminal.

Cordially,

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Slashdot needs to accept other alphabets. Morons.

Probably not this criminal.

Cordially,
K. Trout

I just hope these exoplanets don't have criminals who can defraud U.S. $ 1 trillion from the U.S. Treasury.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

by BushCo to help his fellow criminals.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout

Not the U.S.S.A. That money is need to fund the Wars On Everybody.

P.S.: Vote For Flight Safety: Vote AGAINST John McCain

Read all about it Sarah Paliin: Trailer Trash.

Sincerely,
K. Trout

located at The White House.