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Investigate This Person of Interest
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Bogus News To Lure
brain dead U.S. residents into getting chipped so they can be tracked by this Organized Crime Syndicate.
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Thanks Congress and This
thug.
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How Do You You Think We've Succeeded +1 True
in turning the U.S. into the United Gulags of America?
Alcoholically Yours,
W. -
Watch The 6 O'clock News: +1, Ingenious
Fii ( Fucked In Iraq) is the title of my new game.
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Scan These Eyes For Your Criminal Database:
The name is George W. Bush
Anti-Pioneeringly Forever,
K. Trout -
DIY Wiretapping SOLVED: +1, Informative
>> how you can protect yourself from people who WANT to >>snoop into your life.
Send this war criminal to Gitmo.
Judiciously,
Kilgore Trout -
Your First Premise
is wrong. The judicial and legislative branches of the U.S. federal government have been merged into the The White House.
Remember, you have NO rights. This is the United Gulags of America.
Cordially,
Kilgore Trout
P.S.: Fuck Bush -
Dear Comrades In China: Don't Despair
Please hack this war criminal.
Thank you for helping to spread democracy and freedom around the world.
Communistically Yours,
Kilgore Trout -
What About A Switch To Turn OFF
this war criminal? -
Slashdot Story Correction
Weak U.S. Dollar Means Everyone Favors Europe Now
Thanks to the world's largest crime syndicate.
Support the troops: Send the White House AND Congress to Gitmo !
Cordially,
K. Trout, PatRIOT -
The Biggest Is Illusion Is
The United States of America as a superpower.
I hope this helps your survivalist bunker construction.
Cordially,
K. Trout, PatRIOT -
Dear Spy Cam: Analyze This
war criminal's expression.
Thank you for supporting global law enforcement.
PatRIOTically,
K. Trout -
Special Detector Request: Please Use
on The World's Largest Crime Syndicate
Thank you for your crime-fighting consideration.
Cordially,
K. Trout -
Games With A Purpose That Tax Humans
( Because the Senate-Judiciary-Committee members are criminals), U.S. democracy needs this game:
Send The White House AND Congress To Jail.
Cordially,
K. Trout -
Order Requisition From +1, TOP SECRET
The Office of President-VICE
Please deliver 1,000 units to my bunker-bomb resistant bomb shelter at the U.S. Naval Observatory.
As you are aware, while domestic spying has increased, prosecutions have dropped.
Wait until McCain is the Fake President.
DemoRATS will then know what prosecution is.
Criminally Forever,
President-VICE Richard B. Cheney. -
Inside Look At Great Firewall of Soviet Amerika
is George W. Bush.
Domestic spying has increased but prosecutions are down.
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Slashdot: News About Nothing
while the U.S. collapses judically, legislatively, and executively from the break-ins ordered by this THUG.
Good luck in the Gulag.
Cordially,
Kilgore Trout -
Issue A National Securty Letter For
George W. Bush et al..
They are using their elected positions to trade financial markets. -
Terror Suspect No. 1 Found:
He is George W. Bush. -
Soon To Be Acquired By
The Army of NONE.
P.S.: Fuck BushCo. -
Dear Microsoft : Save U.S. Democracy and Help
crack this criminal's e-mail about torture.
Cordially,
Kilgore Trout -
The Smithsonian Should Also House
this criminal in a
disclosed insecure location.
Cordially,
Kilgore Trout -
These Satellites Are Weaponized
as M.I.R.V.s.
against the United Gulags of America.
Nuclear Proliferatingly Yours,
George W. Bush. -
Do NO Evil: Please Turn Over Data On This
War Criminal's e-mail.
Thank you, Google, for supporting freedom and democracy around the world.
PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout -
Great News So The Lost E-Mail
of the Torturer can be recovered.
PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout -
Wanted For Crimes Against Humanity
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"My fellow 'Mericans "
"we must protect the homeland from TERRISTS."
P.S.: Fuck Bush -
Searching For Weapons Of Mass Destruction??
Ask this Gunrunner. -
Your Story Is A LITTLE Late
because your posted stories are primarily about Graphics Boards trivia rather than this War Criminal,
Wake up and smell the burned U.S. Constitution... lamers.
Thanks for nothing.
PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout -
Slashdot StreeView Challenge:
Find this criminal's spider-hole
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Is This
Thug. -
YoU hAve nO rIGhTs
This is the unITed GuLaGs Of aMeRiCA
Criminally,
George W. Bush -
Dear IBM: Please Use Complex Math To Manage
the disasters created by this CRIMINAL.
Thank your for your consideration.
PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout -
It's All Part Of The Plan
An educated population is more likely to have a critical perspective than an uneducated population.
Therefore, by decreasing the number of engineers one reduces the predisposition of the population to take a critical perspective on
Elected Criminals.
I hope this helps your phone call to the Unted Nations to request military intervention in the United States to help spread democracy and freedom.
PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout -
Could This Be DoneTo Warn Residents
about Corrupt Politicians? -
Daily Quart Of Ethanol
Protects the remainder of my brain.
Criminally Forever,
George W. Bush -
I hereby incite people to
arrest, try, convict, and sentence the world's largest crime syndicate
Sincerely,
Joseph Smith -
Meet The
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All Your Nuclear Proliferation
Are belong to us.
Radiationally Forever.
George W. Bush -
Workers Of The World
Unite to smash the repressions of sulphur breathing capitalists.
Vote For Democracy AND Freedom: Vote Communist
PatRIOTically,
K Trout -
Great For Copying
U.S. passport files and revealing them to the public as directed by me.
Actually, it was Cheney's idea but I'm sure you recognize the importance of protocol at The Bunker.
Criminally Yours,
George W. Bush -
Slashdot Mathematical Challenge:
Find a way to send this WAR CRIMINAL to jail.
Post the results at Slashdot and become famous. -
Please Muscle OUT
the world's most dangerous person.
Thanks for your crime fighting efforts.
PatRIOTically,
K Trout -
CrIminalize THIS
WAR CRIMINAL.
Welcome to the United Gulags of Amerika -
What Evil Demons Inhabit
This Cadaver?
PatRIOTically As Usual,
K Trout -
Slashdot Financial Advisory
All I can say is SELL.
P.S. Thank this WAR PROFITEER.
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout -
Win A_Week_With_A_Hooker
Dear Slashdot PatRIOTs:
Win A Week-With-A-Hooker: Visit The Radical Religious Fundamentalist to test your PatRIOTism. -
To China: +1 Classified
The primary suspect in hacking your machines is WAR CRIMINAL.
Please feel free to extraordinarily render him to your mainland.
Sincerely,
K. Trout -
Hack The Spacecraft to Fly Though This Thug's