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Extraordinarily render Al-Qaeda.

Thanks and have a Bush_Cheney_Rice_Rumsfeld-free week.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Encryption illegal? The next thing is a French president in the White House!

while the United States of America is nosedived into the ground by Al-Qaeda.

You're disgusting.

Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

You have no rights.

This is The United Gulags of America.

Seditiously,

Your Drunkard-In-Command

Bush states Iran could blackmail the world without, of course, any explanation of the purpose of a blackmail scheme..

Question: What would be the purpose of the blackmail?

Does anyone still believe this sorry excuse for a crock of Shit?.

Peace is war.
Bad is good.
Disarmament is armament.
Life is death.

Defend America: Arrest, Try, Impeach The White House.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, Super-Patriot

when the leaders of Al-Qaeda are tried, sentenced, and convicted to life
imprisonment and required to listen to Eminem.

Sincerely,
K. Trout, C.E.O.

Remember: Buck Fush!!!!

Screw modifying page rank we can just Googlebomb them! Click here for some hot teen sluts

is robbed by Al-Qaeda.

Defend 'Merica: Imprison The White House

Sincerely,
K. Trout, C.E.O.

Al-Qaeda Headquarters.

Sincerely,
K. Trout, C.E.O.

Defend America: Imprison The White House

Go FUCK yourselves and your Al-Qaeda employees.

Patriotically,
K. Trout, Patriot

Defend America: Imprison The Felons-In-Command.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. .

Al-Qaeda.

Patriotically,
Dubya.

of Al-Qaeda.

Good work, Georgie. You've got a maximum of three years to further plunder The United Gulags of America.
Thanks for nothing.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

P.S. Go fuck yourself and President-Vice Richard B. Cheney

From: President-Vice Richard B. Cheney

Attack Canada. They have oil. We can make billions from this fake war. Besides, they have too many civil
liberties, particularly, free speech. Most importantly, they have Weapons Of Mass Destruction, as does the
United Gulags of Amerika, France, Israel, Russia, China, and Cuba.

Feloniously as always,
Dick

Remember : Buck Fush.

Quagmire accomplished.

Sincerely as always,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

Remember, Buck Fush.

Friends don't let friends vote Redumbyacan.

Seditously,
K. Trout, General

is Al-Qaeda.

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, M.D.

is Shitheads-For-Crime.

Thanks in advance.

Judicially,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

No should fear anything except the MIlitary-Industrial Complex.

Patriotically as always,
President-Vice Richard B. Cheney

Buy 'Merican.

And A Happy Holiday Season To All My Non-Fundamentalist Supporters.

Regards,
W

George W. Bush:

Do NOT approach this individual. He believes that he is the democratically selected President of the United Gulags of America. If you see him, contact your nearest police station.

Thank you.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

Three choices. Count them: 1, 2, 3.

I prefer the 25 amendment: Incapacity to govern.
Meanwhile, continue to excavate your bunker.

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

on the DemoRATS to let freedom and democracy rain in Iraqistan.

Feloniously as always,
President-Vice Richard B. Cheney

Dear Mr. President:

I hereby give notice of my resignation as President-VICE effective Dec. 1, 2005 because
I have to catch a plane to my new home in Uzbekistan.

Seditiously,
President-VICE Richard B. Cheney

Go fuck yourself and your U.S. lapdog (a.k.a. President-Vice Richard B. Cheney. I did't include "President" George W. Bush because he is just a placeholder.

Thanks for nothing.

Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout, General

can be found at Al-Qaeda Headquarters.

Remember: Be Patriotic: Deport The Cheney-Rumsfeld Cabal To Iraq!!!!

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, C.E.O.

Richard B. Cheney:

By clicking on this click, you agree to forward to me, the amount of
$U.S. 1,000,000,000,000 or I will reveal all of your encrypted e-mail.

P.S. : Go fuck yourself.

Yours extortionately,
Dr. Evil, C.E.O.

at Al-Qaeda Headquarters.

Ask to speak to President-Vice.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Could bug Al-Qaeda Headquarters?

Thanks in advance.

Seditiously as always,
ex President-Vice and Imam Richard B. Cheney

Al-Qaeda Headquarters to Iraqistan.

Seditiously,
ex President-Vice Imam Richard B. Cheney

Al-Qaeda Headquarters.

Stay tuned for more developments.

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Try Al-Qaeda Headquarters

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, C.E.O.

Track Al-Qaeda.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

Al-Qaeda Headquarters?

People want to know.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout, C.I.O.

The unbridled corruption at Al-Qaeda Headquarters?

Thanks in advance.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Al Qaeda Headquarters
From all the evidence coming to an harmonic convergence?

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

work at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, D.C..

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

All I can say is Fuck Israel.

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout

See http://whitehouse.org/

I mean... they could find somebody dull enough to believe the Onion was actually a real presidential announcement.

The point is, though, that the seal is used to indicate official documents, etc. Using it on the Onion does make it look official, to the uninitiated. I'd suggest they should use a modified version, like whitehouse.org does.

into participating in the military-industrial complex.

Meanwhile, George W. Bush proclaims the spread of
democracy.

Wake up, Amerika, and smell the insidious agenda of BushCo.

Regards,
K. Grout, C.T.O.

Tom Delay laundered money.

Money laundering is a crime under the PAT-RIOT Act.

Under the Pat-Riot Act, Delay, as a money launderer, can be named an enemy combatant who worked on behalf of Republicans.

As an enemy combatant who worked on behalf of Republicans, Delay can be held, tried, convicted, and sentenced in a secret tribunal.

Good.

Remember: F The President

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Presidenrt-Vice Richard B. Cheney's spiderhole.

Ooops, only "bad" guys can have spiderholes. The President-Vice's spiderhole is an undisclosed, secure location.

Remember: F The President.

Thanks for nothing,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

Dear /dot:

I don't need one of those contraptions. My conversations are naturally convoluted.

Regardz,
George W. Bush, President Of The United Gulags Of America

on keeping control of Al-Quaeda.

Remember: F The President.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Fanless.

His name is George W. Bush.

Thanks and have a Bush-Cheney-Rice-Rove-Rumsfeld-Free Day!!!!,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

There is always the Cadaver-In-Command.

Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

All I can say is F The President

Seditiously From An Undisclosed, Secure Spiderhole In Washington, D.C.,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

All I can say is F The President.

Patriotically yourz,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

F The President

Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout, Ph.D.