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You mean like these? ;-) http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/061303.asp

are the Criminals--In--Command.

The sad part is that they were selected, not elected.

From an undisclosed, secure ( as is used for President-Vice Cheney) location ( or spiderhole when discussing
Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq),

Kilgore Trout, M.D.

The world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader" show.

Wake me when it's over.

Patriotically yourz,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

the world's most inarticulate and dangerous "leader" would win
the Nobel Peace Prize.

Thanks and have Bush_Cheney_Rice_Rove_Rumsfeld_free weekend,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Coordinate my @ss.

Defend America: Deport "President" George W. Bush To The United Kingdom.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

Virus writers are choir boys compared to "President" George W. Bush and President-Vice Richard B. Cheney.

These international gun runners are responsible for more war in the world than anyone else.

Regardz,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Fuck the military-industrial complex

Regardsz,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

The man on the street still believes that we Americans are the smartest, strongest, and most capable people in the world.

Go fuck yourself.

Seditiously sincere,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

* R. B. Cheney is currently the Acting President Of The United Gulags of America

Only intelligent design can produce stemm cells.

Yourz truly,
George W. Bush

War in Iraq by the world's most dangerous and illiterate "leader" .

Remember, friends don't let friends vote Redubyacan.

Thanks in advance,
K. Trout, C.E.O.

failing from Massive Military-Industrial Complex Spending. Are you old
enough to remember the collapse of the Soviet Union?

Thanks and have a Bush_Cheney_Rice_Rove_Rumsfeld_free-day.

Patriotically,
KIlgore Trout, C.E.O.

>> but eventually ice sheets would melt, grass would grow here, and temperatures would hit 50 degrees along the equator of the planet. Martian organisms might be revived too - if there are any."

You beat me to it. Have a doobie on me!!!! Never mind what Nancy RRrrrrrraaaaaayyyyyyygggggguuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn said.

However, please help impeach the most dangerous person and inarticulate person in the world.

Democratically yours,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

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Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

To: All Stratcom Enabled Generals
From: President-Vice Richard B. Cheney

1. If the Democrats get too popular, nuke Iran.
2. I'll (s)elect Jeb Bush as the 2008 Presidential
        Republican candidate
3. Transfer Iranian oil assets to BP and RD Shell.
4. =Profit !

P.S. Please reserve 1 luxury spider hole for me in Pakistan.

Fraudulently yours,
President-(Vice) Richard B. Cheney

If you want to catch real criminals, try The White House.

Thanks in advance. I would like the FBI to donate the
U.S. $25 million award to / dot.

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

How To Steal AND Own A Country

by Cheney, R. B., Rove, K., Rumseld, D., and Rice, D.

Regards,
K. Trout, CEO

>>Outlawing free/homesteading sites would be likely be found unconstitutional in the U.S.

Not with the current Criminals-in-command.

Thanks and have a Bush_Cheney_Rove_Rice_free-day,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

and report Grand Theft U.S.A..

Thanks and have a Karl_Rove_free-day,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

P.S. The news "coonfirm you're not a script" words are now more readable than the previous shit.

I betcha those pesky "terrorists" are behind this somehow... ;)

and impeach the biggest white collar criminals in the world.

Thanks and have a Rove_Cheney_Bush_Rumsfeld-free day,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Please nominate Karl "Attack Dog" Rove for the Nobel Prize in White Collar Crime.

You might also nominate President-Vice Richard B. Cheney for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Now go back to your sandbox.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

To: All 'Merican Patriots
From: President-Vice Cheney

ATTENTION TRUE PATRIOTS: Once again, the hateful Democratic attack machine has shifted into high gear, intent on abusing facts and iron-clad evidence to turn Americans against beloved Presidential pal and über-patriot, Karl Rove. You can do your part to soften the trauma of this travesty by sending Karl a personalized e-mail of support and understanding. Simply click the link below to tell Karl how you're positive that he's INNOCENT - and even if he had, say, determined that compromising our nation's security by outing some globe-trotting bitch in a power suit whose farts stink like foie gras and martinis just to even a petty score, well then good on him, buster!

CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL KARL ROVE NOW!
-----Original Message-----
From: [YOU]
Sent: [NOW]
To: Karl C. Rove [karl_c._rove@who.eop.gov]
Subject: AMERICA LOVES YOU KARL!

Dear Karl Rove:

I just wanted to tell you that no matter how much indisputable evidence those fact-obsessed intellectual reporters release about you betraying America, I join the President in not caring diddly-squat about so-called national security when the only war that matters is the one we're waging against Democrats. So that makes you TOPS in my book! Anyway, however it happened, that bimbo Valerie Plame got what she deserved for marrying a moron who spouted crazy talk about Saddam bin Laden not having all those Nukepox Laser Deathrays you made President Bush promise we'd find. Heck, she should be happy that you only assassinated his CHARACTER!

Well, I would say don't let this 'Plame Game' get you down, but I'm sure you're already orchestrating your greatest-yet Machiavellian stratagem (replete with Clintonesque legalistic parsings) to slither out of doing any prison time - especially since you were polite enough not to use Mrs. Wilson's first name. So good luck with the indictments and likely cover-up conspiracy investigation, and next time you're whispering him sweet nothings, please tell Bob Novak I think his waxy tufts of silver ear hair are massively SEXY - in a totally non-homosexual way, of course!

Sincerely,

Your name here

ass in a sling with the
world's most dangerous and inarticulate leader?

People want to know.

Thanks and have a Karl_Rove_free-day,
Kilgore Trout, CFO

P.S. Kudos to the Slashdot team for clarifying the
previously unviewable image to varify you're not a script or Kim Jong Il

West Coast slashdotterz have probably been to this
leather bar.

Thanks and have a Karl_Rove_Free_Day,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Then, we won't be subjected to the propaganda spewing out
of the world's most dangerous and inarrticulate liar.

Have a Karl_Rove_free_day,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

You mean this one?

America: Home Of The World's Most Dangerous Person :

I have something important I need to tell you. I anticipate it will result in my receiving a barrage of angry e-mail from Pres. Richard B Cheney accusing me of being stupid, but Cheney needs to calm down and realize that he is hardly the first proponent of self-serving, subversive extremism and he is unlikely to be the last. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on his teachings. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, if he wants to be taken seriously, he should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults.

Why is he really so fastidious? Is it because I indisputably seek nothing but justice? Or because his goal is to bathe in splendor while the rest of us go to work in the mines? Well, we all know the answer to that question, don't we? But in case you don't, then you should note that inasmuch as I disagree with his accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet his speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. It's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. Cheney distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions. If the mass news media were actually in the business of covering news rather than molding public attitudes to crush the remaining vestiges of democracy throughout the world, they would unequivocally report that I need your help if I'm ever to invigorate the effort to reach solutions by increasing the scope of the inquiry, rather than by narrowing or abandoning it. "But I'm only one person," you might protest. "What difference can I make?" The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, relative to just a few years ago, self-deceiving, brain-damaged suborners of perjury are nearly ten times as likely to believe that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. This is neither a coincidence nor simply a sign of the times. Rather, it reflects a sophisticated, psychological warfare program designed by Cheney to deny minorities a cultural voice. I honestly wouldn't want to win support by encapsulating frustrations and directing them toward unpopular scapegoats. I would, on the other hand, love to defy him. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.

At the very least, it has been brought to my attention that I, for one, am one of Cheney's victims. While this is doubtlessly true, Cheney is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. You may wonder why he is so short-sighted, I could waver between the alluring promises of a meretricious, detestable "new morality" and the sound dictation of my own conscience. It's simply because he is still going around insisting that his way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. Jeez, I thought I had made it perfectly clear to him that it is immature and stupid of him to rewrite history to reflect or magnify an imaginary "victimhood". It would be mature and intelligent, however, to provide an antidote to contemporary manifestations of superficial solipsism, and that's why I say that I have to laugh when he says that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but he is not just stupid. He is unbelievably, astronomically stupid.

Cheney's self-indulgent recommendations leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children his enemies? I've never really gotten a clear and hon

They say if you want to know a man, know his music(music from Bush's playlist): Concerning killing, war: * We Are the Champions - Queen * Killing an Arab - The Cure * War Pigs - Black Sabbath * The Winner Takes it All - ABBA * Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears * Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine * Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good! - Megadeth * Dead Bodies Everywhere - Korn * Bombs Over Baghdad - Outkast * Reign in Blood - Slayer * Fuck Foreigners in There [sic.] Dirty Unwiped Asses - Toby Keith Concerning God/Jesus: * Jesus Hold My Hand - John Ashcroft * Macho Man (12" Version) - Village People * Hot for Teacher - Van Halen * Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode * Jesus Freak - DC Talk * Jesus Hold My Hand - John Ashcroft * Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode * Jesus Freak - DC Talk Concerning substances: * Take the Money and Run - Steve Miller Band * Cocaine Blues - Johnny Cash * Tequila Sunrise - Eagles * Cocaine - Eric Clapton * Why Don't We Get Drunk (And Screw) - Jimmy Buffet Is Gay? :-P : * Macho Man (12" Version) - Village People Knows a lot of people's opinion of him: * The Nigga Ya Love To Hate - Ice Cube * Dazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin His opinion of us: * What a Fool Believes - Doobie Brothers Yep...We are very very screwed.

Here's a working link

That kind of reminds me of this http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/ipod.asp/

decrease the spread of Weapons Of Mass Destruction.

Have a marijuana-induced weekend,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Your links are fucked up. Haven't you heard of the "Preview" button? It's cum-drinking losers like you who are ruining this message board. Get a fucking clue, Mr. motherfucking two-incher wannabe, or Allah is going to rape you with a chain saw.
Here are the actual links:
http://www.whitehouse.org/
http://www.cursor.org/

Try White House High Crimes and then write your Congress(wo)man.

Very patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

For the current felons-in-residence.

Help apprehend the world's most dangerous and inarticulate leader: report
government corruption.

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, CEO

Don't worry.
We'll fix the info on Iraq's WMD program.
We'll make billions Fools, all of them.

Yours patriotically,
President-Vice Richard B. Cheney

Don't worry.
We'll fix the info on Iraq's WMD program.
We'll make billions. Fools, all of them.

Yours very truly,
President-Vice Richard B. Cheney

Have you visited http://www.whitehouse.org/ recently ;-) ?

Specifically, there's very little mention of turning space exploration into a paying venture

Well, sure there is a potential for paying ventures, but only if you and your buddies have tons of stock in companies - like, say, Halliburton - that will definitely profit from the investment of our tax dollars into the interplanetary adventures of the United States space program.

Don't get me wrong, I want to go back to the moon and onward to mars, but I think that there is a certain hidden impetus for a lot of the goings-on in the US government these days.

Specifically, there's very little mention of turning space exploration into a paying venture

Well, sure there is a potential for paying ventures, but only if you and your buddies have tons of stock in companies - like, say, Halliburton - that will definitely profit from the investment of our tax dollars into the interplanetary adventures of the United States space program.

Don't get me wrong, I want to go back to the moon and onward to mars, but I think that there is a certain hidden impetus for a lot of the goings-on in the US government these days.

Dear Useless Slashdot Editors:

Post some real news.

The biggest threat to world peace is the White House

Seditiously as always,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

F. The President (the world's most dangerous and inarticulate leader of the military-industrial complex

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, CEO

Dear Slashdot Patriots:

Please contact your senator and urge him-her to support the Don't Let George W. Bush Clone Himself and Any Of His Progeny Act.

The world has enough religous extremists.

Patriotically from a secure, undisclosed cave in Maryland,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Please send peacekeeping troops to the United States of America to prevent further U.S. militarization by the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader".

Patriotically as always,,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Get rid of that f$cking Microcrap Visual Studio Ad on your site or I will call the world's most dangerous and inarticulate international hoodlum
to investigate your unpatriotic thoughts.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

and the road to tyranny.

From a secure, undisclosed bar in Miami,
Kilgore Trout

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Feloniously yours,
President-Vice Richard B. Cheney

FthePresident

To quote our felonious President-Vice Richard B. Cheney: Fuck yourself.

Have a nice day.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, CEO

Dear Patriots:

Remember, what I told you back in November 2004:

Faith, Family, and Values won't defend the world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader" from high crimes and felonies

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout

Iraq: When Was The Die Cast?
John Prados
May 03, 2005

John Prados is a senior fellow with the National Security Archive in Washington, DC. He is author of Hoodwinked: The Documents That Reveal How Bush Sold Us a War (The New Press).

Coming just days after the release of the original secret legal advice given to the British government on the lack of foundation in international law for invading Iraq, a fresh leak out of London now reveals with stunning clarity that the goal of overthrowing Saddam Hussein was set at least a year in advance.

Emerging in the final days before the UK's parliamentary election, a memo leaked to the London Sunday Times reveals that Bush decided to go to war by April of 2002, and that by July of that same year it was clear that the United States would fabricate the intelligence necessary to justify the war.

The Bush administration's pious rhetoric about strengthening the United Nations was strictly for public consumption. Its talk about alleged Iraqi weapons of mass destruction--as Lord Goldsmith's legal opinion demonstrates--was crucial because the only avenue offering a fig leaf of legal justification for war was to claim to be enforcing U.N. disarmament resolutions. And President Bush's repeated assertions that no decision had been made about attacking Iraq were plainly false.

Decision Made: November 2001-April 2002

Military planning for Iraq actually began in November 2001, while the campaign in Afghanistan absorbed the public's attention. In his memoirs, American field commander General Tommy Franks tells us that on December 4, in his very first briefing of the existing U.S. contingency plan for Iraq, Franks told defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld that, "I am assuming the principle objective will be to remove the regime of Saddam Hussein." Rumsfeld replied that the president would make the ultimate decision but that, "That is my assumption too." After several weeks of fleshing out the preliminary concept, General Franks presented it to George W. Bush at the president's ranch in Crawford, Texas, on December 28. At that meeting Franks told the group that regime change and WMD removal were the working assumptions behind his concept, with "a murmur of assent" being the reaction of those at the table or watching the teleconference. At the end of the presentation, Bush expressed confidence that diplomacy and international pressure would make military action unnecessary.

Neither in his various statements to the media nor in interviews--including those with Bob Woodward--has Bush ever recounted his evolving thinking or detailed his actions. However, reports show that at the same time of Frank's planning--around the end of 2001--the president signed a directive authorizing the CIA to act against Saddam. Bush subsequently targeted Iraq as a member of his invented "Axis of Evil" in the State of the Union address in late January 2002. When asked on February 6, 2002, about the administration's desire for regime change in Iraq, Secretary of State Colin Powell replied, "We are looking at a variety of options that would bring that about." This was the day before General Franks presented a more detailed war plan to Bush and the National Security Council at the White House. Bush specifically told the press on February 12, regarding his options on Iraq, "I'll keep them close to my vest."

The following month Vice President Richard Cheney made an extensive tour of European and Middle Eastern nations which failed to enlist much support for action against Iraq. This made the attitude of the British a vital question for Bush. Prime Minister Tony Blair visited the United Stat

or, more correctly,

Bill Frist's fatwa on Justice Sunday: Protest The Filibuster Against Those of Faith for his sugar daddy.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, CEO