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You have NO rights
Remember: You are in the United Gulags of America. -
Encode This
4-Dollar-A-Gallon-Gasoline?
Report some news instead of your daily drivel. -
Suggested Project
Impeach this WAR CRIMINAL.
However, I doubt most Slashdotters care. They, like most of the brain-dead in the United Gulags of America, prefer their addiction to
oil, SUVs, sub-prime mortgages, AND MICROSOFT.
Thanks for nothing. -
One Word
Vigilante.
I bet Josh is a Republican.
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout -
REPEAT AFTER ME
You have NO rights. You are in the United Gulags of America.
Contemptfully yours ( patRIOTically),
George W. Bush -
Publically Available Like This Criminal's URL
George W. Bush: WAR CRIMINAL
News must be getting scarce for Slashdot to post this minutiae. -
Thanks To
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Developing A Role-Playing Game Titled
Fi2 ( Fucked In Iraq ).
Coming to a home mortgage company near you.
Cheers,
Filipino Monkey. -
STOP
Bush. -
More Brain-Deadness From The U.S.A.
Anything to distract the masses from the destruction of the U.S. Constitution.
I hope this helps the military tribunals for Bush_Cheney_Rice_Rumsfeld_AND_Congress.
Sincerely,
Filipino Monkey -
Is the world's most dangerous person
George W. Bush?
Thanks for playing -
I smell the strong odor of SULPHUR
downwind of SATAN.
Regards,
Kilgore Trout, PatRIOT -
The Internet Is Sick
from the virii of the Axis of Fascism.
Yours PatRIOTically,
K. Trout, A-C-T-I-V-I-S-T -
New Court Ruling
Wanted For Crimes Against Humanity.
Do not approach as he is nuclear-armed and dangerous. Considers self to be the duly selected "President" of the United States. Contact your nearest police station.
Thanks for your support of democracy and freedom -
LISA Is
a whore.
For whore, see Military-Industrial-CONGRESSIONAL Complex.
I hope I have contributed to your revolutionary predisposition.
PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout -
My Worst Nightmare
is this War CRIMINAL. -
The bigger risk
is this TERRORIST. -
What Congress?
The story poster has obviously been living in a spider-hole for the last several years.
The legislative and judicial branches have been merged in the executive branch (a.k.a President-VICE
Richard B. Cheney ) .
I hope this helps the arrest; trial; conviction and sentencing of these WAR CRIMINALS.
PatRIOTically,
K. Trout -
The House Of The Future
in Gulag America will also have a direct feed to The Minister of Propaganda.
Defend America: Make An Overseas Phone Call Now To Jam the Pipeline.
DemoRATically Forever,
Kilgore Trout, A-C-T-I-V-I-S-T -
There's only ONE Internet Cop
In the United Gulags of America
Yours criminally,
George W. Bush -
You have NO Rights
in the United Gulags of America.
Yours criminally,
"President" George W. Bush -
You Forgot One Thing
You have NO rights in the United Gulags of America.
Fascistly yours,
The world's most dangerouse person -
Spy On This
you fuckwads. -
How About
a DO NOT GET OUT OF JAIL FREE Card for this War Criminal?
However, given most Slashdotters' preoccupation with their subprime hovel mortages, SUVs, and "software engineering" jobs, I don't expect
democracy to arrive in the United Gulags Of America in this century,
PatRIOTically Forever,
K. Trout -
The
Surge worked.
PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout -
I Don't Want Color; I Want
the laser (preferably moon-based) to burn a HOLE in the metal
unless Euro 1,000,000,000,000 is delivered to my bunker by Feb. 2, 2008.
Criminally Forever,
"President" George W. Bush -
Blame Russia
A more likely suspect is this GUNRUNNER.
I hope this helps to reduce future WAR CRIMES.
PatRIOTically Yours,
Kilgore Trout
P.S.: Fuck Bush -
You Have NO Rights:
In the United Gulags of America.
GWB -
Be PatRIOTic
Don't watch and-or listen to the State Of The Gulag Address.
Thanks for your opposition to the world's MOST dangerous person.
Cheers,
K. Trout -
Dear U.S. Taxpayers
You are the biggest victims of FRAUD.
PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout -
You can thank
this FASCIST.
P.S: Tell President-VICE Ricard B. Cheney to FUCK OFF. -
Fear THIS
war monger.
P.S.: Would the software geniuses at Slashdot please post some info on how to see all comments at once instead of the current
FUCK-UP?
Thanks. -
Chimeric Organism Request
Can it be crossed with President-VICE Cheney to create a self-destructing military-industrial-Congressional complex?
Slashdot readers probably don't care because they'll vote for the whining former prison-of-war-armchair general-mr. know-it-all John McCain.
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout -
Pin The Tail On
the world's most dangerous gunrunner.
I hope this helps the revolution.
Cheers,
K. Trout -
Presidential Memo To Slashdotterz
By the power invested in my dictatorship, I, George W. Bush, do hereby declare that CORN is THE ethanol source because of
political donor control of the U.S. Congress.
Ask Archer Daniel Midlands.
Criminally forever,
George W. Bush -
Congress Investigates Chump Change
while this thief with Congressional assistance robs the U.S. Federal Government.
Russia and China are laughing AND waiting. They won't have to wait that long.
Cheers. -
Presidential Memo To Slashdot
I'm not worried. I switched to cocaine.
Patriotically forever,
"President" George W. Bush.
P.S.: Elections are fore losers -
Arrest, Trial, and Conviction Wanted
for this THUG ( a.k.a George W. Bush )
Thanks for your support.
PatRIOTically,
K. Trout -
Fraud, Scmaud
does NOT exist in the United Gulags of America.
Criminally forever,
George W. Bush -
A Better Idea: U.S. $25,000,000
for the arrest; trial; and conviction of the world's biggest WAR CRIMINAL.
Of course, most Slashdot readers would prefer to keep their SUVs, mortgages, and politicians enslaved to the military-industrial-Congressional complex. -
I want to build a waterboard
to interrogate this terrorist.
Thanks for your patriotism. -
However, Can It
waterboard George W. Bush?
Thanks for your patriotism. -
WMD Found
in this bunker.
I hope this contributes to world peace.
PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout -
New Prediction Market
When will someone indict this war criminal?
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Then Vaccinate This
Obstructor of Justice.
Thanks for your anti-BushCo support.
Cheers,
K. Trout. M.D. -
Sears WILL Be SOLD
to China. Just another part of the economic collapse of The United Gulags of America.
I hope this helps your financial planner.
Cheers,
K. Trout, C.F.A. -
The BIGGEST Threat
is this Gunrunner.
Thanks for your ACTIVISM.
PatRIOTically forever,
Kilgore Trout -
Question: Could The Asteroid Be Diverted To
this Criminal's Bunker?
It would let democracy and freedom spread faster around the world.
Thanks again for your consideration.
Cheers,
Kilgore Trout -
Capitol Hill Qiuet On
Everything.
You have NO rights. This is the United Gulags of America.
Have a Bush_Cheney_Rice-free week of festivities.
PatRIOTically as always,
Kilgore Trout -
Special Christmas Request
Drive it directly into the bunker of this WAR CRIMINAL.
Meanwhile, Cheney is trying to burn all of the incriminating evidence.
Again, thanks for your patRIOTism.
Cheers,
K. Trout