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SLASHDOT POSTER CAUGHT HAVING GOAT SEX!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-12 21:25 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Red Hat Reveals Support For AMD's Hammer

Frequent Slashdot poster and Baywatch actress Bonnie-Jill Lafin caught having GOAT SEX!!!!!

One of the only women to post on Slashdot, Bonnie-Jill Lafin, was recently spotted on the farm of Slashdot editor Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda having unprotected sexual intercourse with the 2-year old male goat, dubbed "Jon Katz".

CmdrTaco was quoted as saying, "I don't see what all the fuss is about. I always do the deed with my farm animals. In fact, just the other day my buck-toothed wife wouldn't give me any, so I was forced to engage in interspecies fellatio. I was always wondering why the Slashdot trolls post that filthy website http://goatse.cx. Curiosity got the best of me."

It's unclear if Ms. Lafin will be prosecuted, although police are investigating an unconfirmed tip that CmdrTaco has a secret stash of 400 gallons of goat semen stored in his basement, next to his Lunix boxen.

SLASHDOT POSTER CAUGHT HAVING GOAT SEX!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-12 19:07 · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Cow Clones With Human DNA

Frequent Slashdot poster and Baywatch actress Bonnie-Jill Lafin caught having GOAT SEX!!!!!

One of the only women to post on Slashdot, Bonnie-Jill Lafin, was recently spotted on the farm of Slashdot editor Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda having unprotected sexual intercourse with the 2-year old male goat, dubbed "Jon Katz". CmdrTaco was quoted as saying, "I don't see what all the fuss is about. I always do the deed with my farm animals. In fact, just the other day my buck-toothed wife wouldn't give me any, so I was forced to engage in interspecies fellatio. I was always wondering why the Slashdot trolls always post that filthy website http://goatse.cx. Curiosity got the best of me."

It's unclear if Ms. Lafin will be prosecuted, although police are investigating an unconfirmed tip that CmdrTaco has a secret stash of 400 gallons of goat semen stored in his basement, next to his Lunix boxen.

offtopic, but funny LOTR reference by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-10 09:53 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Feds Open 'Total' Tech Spy System

I just fired up a window on my wife's computer (homepage is my.yahoo.com) and the top news article's paper really had me double glancing. Real picture? A Hamas spiritual leader... but I could have sworn it was Saruman... even looking at it now, the similarities are frightening. That Dooku is EVERYWHERE!

( .hj by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-31 18:56 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Matchbox -- a Small Footprint Window Manager

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Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-29 10:48 · Score: 0 · on New Way To Grade Decay of Computer Installations

Here is another mirror.

Re:Stupid users by Dr.+Cody · 2002-07-10 12:59 · Score: 1 · on A Linux User Goes Back

I had to laugh at this...

Stupid users don't doggedly stick at something for three and a half years, trying distribution after distribution in the hope of finding the holy grail of Linux desktops.

Hmmmm.... I don't know about that...

And now, a pictoral representation of the parent post

Re:Not making millions? by Corporate+Gadfly · 2002-06-25 03:00 · Score: 1 · on Ransom Love's Answers About UnitedLinux

This (logarithimic chart) indicates that Caldera stock has been in a steady decline (not unlike (linear chart) some of the other Linux vendors).

Strategic superiority by Anonymous Coward · 2002-06-04 06:14 · Score: -1, Troll · on Taking Issue With The Outer Space Treaty

But how would our great nation remain a sovereign nation if we were to submit the results of our achievements to everyone? Just Think of the strategic advantages in having a military base out there!

No, we will not back down. We never have. We never will.

Re:Since everybody just wants to look at the pictu by Anonymous Coward · 2002-05-28 20:57 · Score: 0 · on E3 Controller Previews

Beware of the 100+ key behemoth!!

Re:Diverge from QWERTY at your peril by mughi · 2002-05-18 11:40 · Score: 2 · on Alphanumeric Phone Keypad - Fastap

Well, IANAE(I am not an Ergonomist {of whatever the term is})but I think it's because everybody already knows the order.

Ahhhh. Same thing earlier designers (such as those on the early Sharp Wizards) thought. Then studies were done and it was found that due to the breaks in the sequence (not all on one line) people unfamiliar with either layout were slowed by the alphabetical layout just as much as for the QWERTY ones). Then also that the slowdown goes away once the layout was learned. So there are no real benefit from going alphabetical aside from some following incorrect intuition.

It slowed down those who knew QWERTY, and made no difference to those who didn't

Re:Why I Love Nvidia by *xpenguin* · 2002-05-16 11:01 · Score: 3, Interesting · on The Age of Nvidia

http://cchart.yimg.com/z?s=nvda&a=v&p=s&t=1y&l=on& z=l&q=l

Re:Fuckturds by Serial+Troller · 2002-05-10 16:10 · Score: -1 · on Decepticons Are NOT Attacking the .US Registry

Hey, if you think my Mom is a good lay, you should try your sister. Mmm, mmm, MMMM!!!

Here's two more by Sea+Howitt+Fiehls · 2002-05-10 09:12 · Score: 0 · on Microsoft vs. Northwest Schools Part II

Mirror

Mirror

Mirror by Alan_Thicke · 2002-05-08 11:03 · Score: -1 · on Why Doesn't Sci-Fi Hit the Bestseller Lists?

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