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Oh, the agony!

Sssh, don't get in the way of Trump's "negotiating" a nothing-burger victory that lets him declare a Triumph after marching his legions around chasing unicorns and fairies for a bit, then coming back and saying that he's found a rock that repels tigers.

After all, you don't see a tiger around here after all.

Sssh, don't get in the way of Trump's "negotiating" a nothing-burger victory that lets him declare a Triumph after marching his legions around chasing unicorns and fairies for a bit, then coming back and saying that he's found a rock that repels tigers.

After all, you don't see a tiger around here after all.

New pants? You are so silly. I have to go look in my photo boxes to find the last time I wore pants as thigh as yours. It was somewhere in 1966.

Reference:
https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

But still, the figures in this video have pants just as thigh as yours and they look good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

And for more insight:
https://school.discoveryeducat...

Are you serious? Well, me as well, duh!

But creimer? No chances!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

https://school.discoveryeducat...

You are so silly...

I use 2 drives for my home NAS and no freeNAS!

With a proper backup strategy, mirroring is more than sufficient for home NAS use cases.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

https://school.discoveryeducat...

It is also used in the marking of the characters in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Also:
https://school.discoveryeducat...

Nice one creimer!

It is still kind of redundant although plus you forgot the power cord! You must have meant; with no network connection...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

https://school.discoveryeducat...

Strange, because those pants in yesterday picture seem to fit you perfectly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Also, believe it or not but we have just found out that creimer had siblings!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

This post exudes smug.

Since you only take a vacation every 5 years, think of taking your siblings with you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

So you eat your siblings? Disgusting...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Hello dear sir,

I just found this video where there seems to be five of you, do you have any brothers who look like you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Maybe you could link it on your site, Contrarily to amazon spam, youtube is really fast and doesn't take 5 seconds to load!

Those wanker trolls obviously don't know what they are talking about:

        1) Super-sized Me Diet â" Eat at McDonald's three times a day.

-you are already super sized!

        2) Snickers Diet â" Eat two Snickers twice a day.

-you already wear smelly sneakers as "business shoes from amazon"

        3) Egg Me On Diet â" Eat two dozen eggs per week.

-you already look like Humpty-Dumpty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Convoluted logic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I think I'll have to draw one of them there Venn diagrams.

That big soda goes good with them giant fries.

You are so heartless. Just look at what you and Trump made my snowflake friend do

I don't know about the rest of you folks but I waited 3 hours in line to vote for Bernie in my primary. That wasn't an accident. Nor was it because of overwhelming turnout.

According to information known at the time and later leaked by WikiLeaks, it was likely because Sen. Bernie Sanders' campaign was a victim of collusion between the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC corporation. And if you read the (remarkable but predictably underreported) DNC lawsuit (CAROL WILDING et al. v DNC SERVICES CORPORATION, d/b/a DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE and DEBORAH âoeDEBBIEâ WASSERMAN SCHULTZ), you'll understand why voting in party primaries is a waste of time. Consider what the DNC corporation's lawyer, Bruce Spiva, said about how that party could have picked a standard bearer (http://jampac.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/042517cw2.pdf pages 36-37):

[I]f you had a charity where somebody said, Hey, I'm gonna take this money and use it for a specific purpose, X, and they pocketed it and stole the money, of course that's different. But here, where you have a party that's saying, We're gonna, you know, choose our standard bearer, and we're gonna follow these general rules of the road, which we are voluntarily deciding, we could have — and we could have voluntarily decided that, Look, we're gonna go into back rooms like they used to and smoke cigars and pick the candidate that way. That's not the way it was done. But they could have. And that would have also been their right, and it would drag the Court well into party politics, internal party politics to answer those questions.

There's no obligation for them to pay attention to your primary "votes" and you, Court, keep your nose out of our corporate business. I doubt any court would have told a corporation how to pick its representatives here anyhow, but the lawsuit was worth mounting even though it was likely to lose.

I don't want anyone to have to run YouTube's nonfree Javascript, so either look elsewhere for clips of "Redacted Tonight" (one of the few TV shows to mention this lawsuit which, uncoincidentally, is very revealing of the Democratic Party) or use youtube-dl to download https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoSYC45cl6k and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_fdBqISODQ for information on the class action lawsuit and how it ended.

I don't know about the rest of you folks but I waited 3 hours in line to vote for Bernie in my primary. That wasn't an accident. Nor was it because of overwhelming turnout.

According to information known at the time and later leaked by WikiLeaks, it was likely because Sen. Bernie Sanders' campaign was a victim of collusion between the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC corporation. And if you read the (remarkable but predictably underreported) DNC lawsuit (CAROL WILDING et al. v DNC SERVICES CORPORATION, d/b/a DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE and DEBORAH âoeDEBBIEâ WASSERMAN SCHULTZ), you'll understand why voting in party primaries is a waste of time. Consider what the DNC corporation's lawyer, Bruce Spiva, said about how that party could have picked a standard bearer (http://jampac.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/042517cw2.pdf pages 36-37):

[I]f you had a charity where somebody said, Hey, I'm gonna take this money and use it for a specific purpose, X, and they pocketed it and stole the money, of course that's different. But here, where you have a party that's saying, We're gonna, you know, choose our standard bearer, and we're gonna follow these general rules of the road, which we are voluntarily deciding, we could have — and we could have voluntarily decided that, Look, we're gonna go into back rooms like they used to and smoke cigars and pick the candidate that way. That's not the way it was done. But they could have. And that would have also been their right, and it would drag the Court well into party politics, internal party politics to answer those questions.

There's no obligation for them to pay attention to your primary "votes" and you, Court, keep your nose out of our corporate business. I doubt any court would have told a corporation how to pick its representatives here anyhow, but the lawsuit was worth mounting even though it was likely to lose.

I don't want anyone to have to run YouTube's nonfree Javascript, so either look elsewhere for clips of "Redacted Tonight" (one of the few TV shows to mention this lawsuit which, uncoincidentally, is very revealing of the Democratic Party) or use youtube-dl to download https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoSYC45cl6k and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_fdBqISODQ for information on the class action lawsuit and how it ended.

Even in the world of that story, if Johnny doesn't get a reaction from the hair pulling, maybe next he kicks her and if that doesn't do anything, perhaps, he punches her. How the Hell is Sally supposed to know that Johnny is just a sweet kid looking for attention in a bad way and not a sociopath who wants to hurt her?

After he kicks her, she can respond in kind. If he's really interested, he'll come back. Or she could watch his interactions with other kids to see if he's actually a good kid, and then ask straight out if he's asking for attention in a bad way. She's got multiple choices here.

I doubt "God, you're such a pussy" refers to you being a cat but rather a member of the weaker sex.

Then there's the third meaning, not frequently used in the US.

Rocket science is hard

...but not exactly brain surgery, is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

The Onion Covered The N-Word Years Ago Did you all forget this? Classic. And applies now. XKCD-level application.

Porn Starlet Apologizes for Using N-Word In Scene With Black Co-Star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

True story -- a number of years ago my 15th Favorite ex-girlfriend said to me, during heavy intimacy,

"I want you to fuck me like a black man."

"Okay, Sadie, sure. But does that mean I'm the black man, or you're the black man?"

This was towards the end of the affair, the part I call "The Farcical End." Knowing what they are, I really truly virtually always enjoy my breakups. That's when the best comedy is generated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
GLaDOS: You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine, but on you, it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion? Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know about - oh, wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.

No one here on Slashdot wants to harm you.
Put aside your paranoia.
Relax.

Maybe it's time you worked on your spiritual self.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Q knew what to do! https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Pens and quills can still be used to write books... however mobile computers have deliberately been dumbed down to only be ad displaying devices making some noise every couple of seconds.

I mean he has seen systems like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
That system, including software and operating system was far simpler than Android/iOS/whatever we have today, yet it's able to provide you with an intuitive and powerful user interface. I mean in the video you see someone drawing a program without a keyboard.

Alan Kay has seen people doing so much more with so much less effort. It's only understandable he is not impressed.

a weapon that nobody else has even thought of

Reminds me of an old (offensive, yet funny and on point) joke by late comedian Patrice Oneal where he talked about the D.C. sniper attacks of 2002 and how everyone assumed it was executed by some evil genius criminal mastermind using unheard of methods; yet, ultimately it was "just a n***a in a Buick".

We're all jumping to conclusions about some mysterious super-weapon, meanwhile it's probably some sociopath janitor on the other side of the wall with pieces of a microwave oven he took apart using instructions he saw on YouTube.

(Link to joke I referenced above. RIP, fat funnyman)

Maybe it was the Brown Noise

"publicly acknowledge the incident"? Except for that apology video he posted shortly after ending the stream the same day.

To find a solution to this problem, just take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka

the thing I use it for the most is when I crawl in bed and have to turn out the light

You mean like... the Clapper???

"Alexa, tell me I'm an idiot!"

Jews believe this of others they call goyim/gentiles (any non-jew): Jews = biggest racists of all (for which they "jew guilt" you for no less! They're hypocrites known as thieves all thru history or were Argentines in the 1940 under Perrone, Spanish inquistion, France (1306), Egypt (despoiled/robbed by jews), Arabs (pre & post 1948), England (1330 Edward longshanks), Romans under titus, Russia pogroms and Germany who got rid of them from their nations nazi german's too? No. Driven into DESERTS ages ago! Don't wonder why after all those exilings above. Should anyone doubt any of this see Jacob Javits' crony Rosenthal spill the beans on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zMVZ8HnFI/ where he called all Christianity fools for helping Israel and the biggest scam of all time per their beliefs below from their Talmud. This is the province of the synagogue of Satan (Khazar/Pharisees whom Jesus Christ himself kicked to the curb out of the temple):

Barbara Spectre, a jew, tells everyone it's jews orchestrating the muslim migrant problem in Europe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ/ . No migrant raping of women in Poland. Tons in Sweden. Do the math. Use common-sense. This is to get muslims and other goyim/gentiles to wipe one another out as incompatible cultures that will clash and always have.

George Soros who funds groups to create division in the USA?? A jew. One who sold his own jew people into death for the nazis. Zucker @ CNN is another frying publicly for lying about "russians" and John Bonifield a producer @ CNN said it is bs. Van Jones did also.

There are three types of people who call themselves Jews:

1. True Torah [Sephardic] Jews: these are the descendants of Prophet Jacob-Israel (Jacobites or Israelites) (about 5%-10% of all Jews)

2. Khazarian or Ashkenazi Jews: these are the descendants of a Turkic idol/phallic worshiping tribe who migrated to Russia in the 7th Century A.C. and whose nobility converted to Judaism in the 8th Century A.C. and now inhabit mostly Europe. (about 90%-95% of all Jews)

3. Zionist Jews: these are the ones from the 2 above who are pretending to be Jews for political reasons but whoâ(TM)re are actually Illuminists-Luciferian-Masonic-Satanists as Harold Wallace Rosenthal admits in this interview.

They are led by the neo-Pharisees (occult-priest-banklords). They want to establish a Zionist Luciferian state from the Nile to the Euphrates from where they plan to rule the Earth. The new Israeli Supreme Court funded by the Rothschilds Banklords is full of Masonic Symbols, just like the B.I.S. Bank of International Settlements in Basel, Switzerland, which is the Mother of All Private Central Banks.

The hexagram symbol on the Israeli flag is the ancient Star of Moloch, a Satanic-Baal deity to which people were sacrificed. There is no such thing as a Star of David which the modern Jews have been fooled into believing; however, the True Torah Jews are not fooled by the Zionists Illuminatis and you can visit their websites for more info .

1. Sanhedrin 59a: "Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal."

2. Abodah Zara 26b: "Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed."

3. Sanhedrin 59a: "A goy (Gentile) who pries into The Law (Talmud) is guilty of death."

4. Yebhamoth 11b: "Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is three years of age."

5. Schabouth Hag. 6d: "Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording."

6. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Do not save Goyim in danger of death."

7. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Show no mercy to the Goyim."

8. Choschen Hamm 388, 15: "If it can be proven that someone has given the money of Israelites to the Goyim, a way must be found after prudent consideration to wipe him off the face of the earth."

9. Choschen Hamm 266,1: "A Jew may keep anything he finds which belongs to the Akum (Gentile). For he who returns lost propert

Jews believe this of others they call goyim/gentiles (any non-jew): Jews = biggest racists of all (for which they "jew guilt" you for no less! They're hypocrites known as thieves all thru history or were Argentines in the 1940 under Perrone, Spanish inquistion, France (1306), Egypt (despoiled/robbed by jews), Arabs (pre & post 1948), England (1330 Edward longshanks), Romans under titus, Russia pogroms and Germany who got rid of them from their nations nazi german's too? No. Driven into DESERTS ages ago! Don't wonder why after all those exilings above. Should anyone doubt any of this see Jacob Javits' crony Rosenthal spill the beans on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zMVZ8HnFI/ where he called all Christianity fools for helping Israel and the biggest scam of all time per their beliefs below from their Talmud. This is the province of the synagogue of Satan (Khazar/Pharisees whom Jesus Christ himself kicked to the curb out of the temple):

Barbara Spectre, a jew, tells everyone it's jews orchestrating the muslim migrant problem in Europe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ/ . No migrant raping of women in Poland. Tons in Sweden. Do the math. Use common-sense. This is to get muslims and other goyim/gentiles to wipe one another out as incompatible cultures that will clash and always have.

George Soros who funds groups to create division in the USA?? A jew. One who sold his own jew people into death for the nazis. Zucker @ CNN is another frying publicly for lying about "russians" and John Bonifield a producer @ CNN said it is bs. Van Jones did also.

There are three types of people who call themselves Jews:

1. True Torah [Sephardic] Jews: these are the descendants of Prophet Jacob-Israel (Jacobites or Israelites) (about 5%-10% of all Jews)

2. Khazarian or Ashkenazi Jews: these are the descendants of a Turkic idol/phallic worshiping tribe who migrated to Russia in the 7th Century A.C. and whose nobility converted to Judaism in the 8th Century A.C. and now inhabit mostly Europe. (about 90%-95% of all Jews)

3. Zionist Jews: these are the ones from the 2 above who are pretending to be Jews for political reasons but whoâ(TM)re are actually Illuminists-Luciferian-Masonic-Satanists as Harold Wallace Rosenthal admits in this interview.

They are led by the neo-Pharisees (occult-priest-banklords). They want to establish a Zionist Luciferian state from the Nile to the Euphrates from where they plan to rule the Earth. The new Israeli Supreme Court funded by the Rothschilds Banklords is full of Masonic Symbols, just like the B.I.S. Bank of International Settlements in Basel, Switzerland, which is the Mother of All Private Central Banks.

The hexagram symbol on the Israeli flag is the ancient Star of Moloch, a Satanic-Baal deity to which people were sacrificed. There is no such thing as a Star of David which the modern Jews have been fooled into believing; however, the True Torah Jews are not fooled by the Zionists Illuminatis and you can visit their websites for more info .

1. Sanhedrin 59a: "Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal."

2. Abodah Zara 26b: "Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed."

3. Sanhedrin 59a: "A goy (Gentile) who pries into The Law (Talmud) is guilty of death."

4. Yebhamoth 11b: "Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is three years of age."

5. Schabouth Hag. 6d: "Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording."

6. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Do not save Goyim in danger of death."

7. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Show no mercy to the Goyim."

8. Choschen Hamm 388, 15: "If it can be proven that someone has given the money of Israelites to the Goyim, a way must be found after prudent consideration to wipe him off the face of the earth."

9. Choschen Hamm 266,1: "A Jew may keep anything he finds which belongs to the Akum (Gentile). For he who returns lost propert

The Great Depression was caused by banks.

Not caused by, and even then, "banks" is misleading, because it was only one bank: The central bank; aka The Federal Reserve, aka The Fed. What kept the depression going after this was heavy deflation due to mismanagement on the part of the Fed. Milton Friedman explained it rather well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

But everyday citizens were to blame as well by means of doing what's called a run on the bank. A run on the bank will ruin ANY economy, no matter how it's run. Arizona saw another example of this a few years back when a gas pipeline broke, and people en masse decided that they wanted to fill up many gas cans of fuel, thinking that they'll never get any more for a long time. What resulted was a huge shortage, insanely long lines at the pump, with gas prices exceeding $5 per gallon when the rest of the country was at about $2 per gallon.

But get this -- it was all totally unnecessary. The broken gas pipeline only resulted in a 20% decrease in supply to the state, which wasn't enough to cause any major shortage, rather the big shortage was only caused by everyday people panicking. This is exactly what happened during the depression.

Sorry, I don't say this often because I believe in different view points but you have poor taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Jar Jar was the worst pandering to children I've scene in a long time in a movie. Even George Lucas when defending him clearly stated he was there for young children and not adults. Of course Star Wars fans then avidly pointed out that the original trilogy didn't need such blatant pandering which is exactly why it appealed to both adults and children when those movies came out.

of antisemitism there, but none the incidence have been traced to left leaning groups and the staff has consistently denounced antisemitism even if they don't outright ban it. As for why banning it isn't helpful, well there's a good reason why right here. Letting them hold their little rallies and seeing how few show up to rally is way more productive then banning them.

Not during National Brotherhood week!.

Seriously though, no. Both sides are not bad. Antisemitism is almost exclusively a feature of the right. That's because the left when it encounters it works to purge it from it's ranks. The right embraces as another part of the Southern Strategy. It's how they divide the working class...

Strange - this seems to suggest that the Pixel XL is substantially less responsive than an iPhone 7.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Further to that, despite its extra gig of RAM, thanks to Android's inefficiency it can't keep as many apps in memory at once.

Lots of innocent people get arrested. Only guilty people have incriminating evidence on their phone, by definition.

Go watch this video: Don't talk to the Police. He gives several real world examples of how innocent people went to prison for telling the truth.

and you get pot at them guide on how it works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Lighten up, Francis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Eh union power has nothing on 'em. They've got plenty of brain power.

"This comes across as preemptively shouting down dissent, rather than engaging"

There's not much to engage, the business class preaches free market for the masses but secretly loves state subsidy.

Energy subsidies

https://www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/survey/so/2015/NEW070215A.htm

Science on reasoning, your brain does not see the world as it is, see the science:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Protectionism for the rich and big business by state intervention, radical market interference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHj2GaPuEhY#t=349

Testing theories of representative government

Testing theories of representative government

US distribution of wealth

https://imgur.com/a/FShfb

http://www2.ucsc.edu/whorulesamerica/power/wealth.html

"This comes across as preemptively shouting down dissent, rather than engaging"

There's not much to engage, the business class preaches free market for the masses but secretly loves state subsidy.

Energy subsidies

https://www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/survey/so/2015/NEW070215A.htm

Science on reasoning, your brain does not see the world as it is, see the science:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Protectionism for the rich and big business by state intervention, radical market interference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHj2GaPuEhY#t=349

Testing theories of representative government

Testing theories of representative government

US distribution of wealth

https://imgur.com/a/FShfb

http://www2.ucsc.edu/whorulesamerica/power/wealth.html

But is it web scale?

My merry band of wanker trolls have kept me busy. If I was to drop "creimer" in anonymous comment (see above), they come running out of the woodwork to hump leg.

Another fucking classic of English literature from creimer.

Unclear modifier: Are the trolls wankers, or are they people who troll wankers exclusively?
Subject/Verb agreement error: The subject, "band" is a collective noun, which is typically treated as a singular noun. Therefore, you should use the singular verb:
  "merry band of wanker trolls HAS kept me busy." OR, rewrite it to use a plural noun, such as: "my many wanker trolls HAVE kept me busy." (See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...)
Missing word: "in an anonymous comment"
Mixed tenses: "if I WAS to drop creimer [...] they WOULD come running [...]"
Bizarre fusing of two figures of speech: "they would come running" or "they would come out of the woodwork" - they don't come "running out of the woodwork"
Missing word: "to hump my leg."
Mixed metaphor: dogs hump legs; dogs don't "come out of the woodwork" - insects and other small pests do. Dogs DO come running, though.

So I would think your post would be better written as:
"As creimer, I posted 8,000 comments over ten years (from 2006 to 2016), and 4,000 comments this year. My merry band of wanker trolls has kept me busy. If I was to drop 'creimer' in an anonymous comment (as I did above), the trolls would come running to hump my leg."

Of course, that's not really an HONEST take on the situation, but it is grammatically correct. If you want clarity AND integrity in your post, it would be best written as:
"As creimer, I've been shitposting on Slashdot for over ten years, and the other Slashdot users finally got annoyed with my affiliate spam, lying, and completely contradictory claims and statements masquerading as insightful commentary. If I were to make yet another stupid post, they would helpfully point out the many idiotic things I've written."

I like that version the best - clear, to the point, no lies. You should try it sometime creimer!

creeps who don't feed their animals but still want to work them.. cease fire stand down,, there's wmd 'weather' in all of our towns... hanging on to our hemisperes we hum along... https://www.youtube.com/result... .. good/better for us geezers to walk around some.. that's the spirit.. thanks

I want some of what you are smoking. It might also be good stuff to give to seniors with Alzheimer's to keep them from freaking out as you stuff them into a self driving taxi! Apart from that if you have someone else with you who understands WTF you are talking about, consider yourselves a pair of noyas. But then again it could be that there is more of you right inside doing some of the thinking.