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IBM's Upcoming Linux Ad Campaign

Chris Soghoian writes: "According to a Wired News story, IBM is going to feature Tux as part of it's 'Peace, Love & Linux' ad campaign. Apparently, the campaign is going to kick off with a 6-story Tux billboard in Times Square next week." I'm looking forward to seeing the CG Tux TV ads.

171 comments

  1. And E-Mail???/ by wowbagger · · Score: 2

    Did anyone else notice the bit about "and e-mail" as part of the campaign? I hope that does NOT mean spam!

    1. Re:And E-Mail???/ by Micah · · Score: 1

      Well, one would like to believe that IBM is not *that* stupid....

  2. Linux needs better hype by lukel · · Score: 1
    "Critics and non-believers can no longer dismiss the Linux market as a fad," Gillen said.

    Try telling that to someone who bought linux shares.

    "If leading hardware vendors are willing to risk their credibility by endorsing and placing Linux systems in the market, it's easy for customers to conclude there must be something real about Linux."

    Hmm.. Great logic. Of course vendors never risk their credibility by endorsing something that's not real.

    1. Re:Linux needs better hype by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Ah but if MS, RedHat, and VA Linux all goe to $zero, then we win because Linux will still be developed and deployed! You who keep trying to use the apply the old paradims just can't see it, like the physicists who couldn't "get" quantum mechanics.

    2. Re:Linux needs better hype by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 1

      Finkployd

      When inlaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws...


      goosh.. i hope not. inlaws are a pain in the neck.

    3. Re:Linux needs better hype by finkployd · · Score: 3

      Try telling that to someone who bought linux shares.

      Linux doesn't have stock. Business who try a weak business model around selling a "free" OS and fail do not affect Linux in any way.

      Finkployd

    4. Re:Linux needs better hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So then Microsoft must be a fad too... or have you not seen their stock price plummet...

    5. Re:Linux needs better hype by finkployd · · Score: 2

      I couldn't figure out why you said that until I saw your name :) Funny :)

      Finkployd

    6. Re:Linux needs better hype by Zico · · Score: 1

      So, we're talking about plummeting stocks? Let's look at some facts:

      Microsoft is down 52.6 percent from it's all-time high. However, NASDAQ is down 47.1 percent over the same period. (27 Dec 1999 to now).

      RedHat is down 95.5 percent from it's all-time high. NASDAQ is only down 40.3 over the same period (6 Dec 1999 to now).

      VA Linux is down 98.9 percent from it's all-time high. NASDAQ is only down 41.1 percent over the same period (9 Dec 1999 to now).

      Nice comparision.


      Cheers,

  3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    if they spent that money on *bsd, they might as well just donate it all to MS

  4. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by Malcontent · · Score: 2

    I guess it's all water under the bridge. To this day Novell has superior products like NDS and ZENworks but still does not know how to sell them or market them.

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  5. Re:asdf by iankerickson · · Score: 2

    > I wonder: the analogy to the 1960s may work,
    > but should ex-hippies really be the target
    > audience? Are they the ones running all the
    > servers nowadays?

    No. They're running the mainframe. But those old salts aren't hippies, even if they're from from the same generation. Would you call Steve Wozniak a "punk"? (Save it for Steve Jobs...)

    The ex-hippies are busy pestering the recalcitrant, 20-something Solaris/NT/VMS admin to install Napster, RealPlayer, CometCursor, WebShots, WinAmp, and/or DirectDraw on their so-called "workstation." The easiest method to get them to go away is to try to persuade them to install a "free UNIX" on their dilipidated Apple or Wintel junker they have at home. They seem to suspect you're trying to trick them. Linux and BSD sound to them like something British cattle get infected with. Something that doesn't come with any good games.

    Mainframe guys, who probably have a history with IBM gear at some point, are their target. At our company, the AS/400s are marked for death about once a year, and they get an annual reprieve when the MSSQL on NT replacement system just can't pick up the job. Linux for IBM is a subtle way of saying to all of us in-the-know: "Upgrade your crufty old datacenter. Windows NT not required". Sounds groovy to me.

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  6. Re:I'd like to ask guys at IBM... by jamesk · · Score: 1

    I've actually had an opportunity to dine with a very senior designer and architect of OS/2 and did discuss with him some of the issues surrounding the possibilities of opening up OS/2 to the public domain. M$ licensing issues aside (which are major) he did also mention that some senior engineering staff are concerned with revealing some of the tricks/techniques were used to optimize and tune OS/2's kernel.

    Apparently, when OS/2 went from versions 1.2 to 1.3 and later from versions 2.0 to 2.1, someone thoughtfully sent the code over to Watson (IBM main research group) and Rochester (AS400 development) Labs just prior to each release. The researchers and mainframe/mini OS tuning specialists pored over the code for a couple of months, tisked, tisked what they saw and really went to task. As anyone who experienced the improvements in performance and responsiveness could tell, they did an amazing job, but did so by applying very proprietary techniques and algorithms (developed over 30 years and 10's of millions of $$$) found on mainframes and minis.

    I know that IBM has been looking at improving linux's kernel, but I understanding there is some internal debate as to what should or should not be revealed to the general public and their competition (M$, Sun, HP, SGI, et al).

    Just some food for thought

  7. Re:before you get too excited.. by msobkow · · Score: 1
    "contracting sweatshops"? Where?

    I've contracted to IBM in the past, working at a number of their locations. I knew many people before, during, and since that period who were employees or contractors at IBM. I also know several people from some of their manufacturing plants.

    Not one of them has ever hinted at a "sweatshop" as you claim, nor have I ever seen any news articles alluding to such activities. Their employees are not only well paid, but have excellant benefits, solid training programs, and far more say in how their job is done than most other places I've worked at.

    In addition, IBM's support of the development community with their "Personal Developer Edition" software is far better than any other company I can think of. How many other companies will sell you a multi-thousand dollar package for the cost of media and shipping so you can use it for training? Sure it gets them more trained people in the field who know their products, but that benefit doesn't seem to be enough to convince any of the other companies to provide similar services.

    IBM is a big company, and I'm sure they have their flaws, but your comments have no relevance to reality that I am aware of. If I'm incorrect, please post some links to netzine articles discussing their "sweatshops."

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  8. Re:Wonderful by Zach+Baker · · Score: 2
    There's one thing I want to know: what's so funny 'bout peace, love and Linux? Ohhhh... right. It's lame.

    I don't think many people will get the message behind a giant drawing of a penguin and "Peace, Love, and Linux." They should have Tux shoot Debian CD's out onto 42nd Street. OK, just have an IBM rep in a Tux suit do it.

    Maybe they should have used a stronger message -- like a Zero Wing quote. Because seriously, it's not like IBM has a well-known commitment to peace and love, right? I would have gone with "Linux Opens Your World" if they wanted something warm and fuzzy.

  9. Re:Credibility? What credibility? Sigh... by nomadic · · Score: 3

    Anyone else think this hippie thing is a really bad idea? When I'm choosing a platform for a bunch of enterprise servers, I'm looking for "Speed, Power, Stability", not "Peace, Love & a VW bus full of stoned penguins"!

    Don't be such a square, man.
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  10. Perhaps there is more by jamesk · · Score: 1

    Lets not forget that we are also facing an economic recession (perhaps a major world-wide one) and this campaign could be directly aligned with that. Bad times often results in people to being sentimental and the hippie movement aimed itself directly at the establishment (Microsoft?), idealized a minimalist existence (cheap OS), social commitment and getting along (Open source). This squares nicely against the immediate present and could create an illusion of "returning" to the "Good old days".

    Also the very real need to reduce costs, likely arising from cutbacks, makes an emphases on "free" software very attractive. I suspect there is subtle psychology at play here and my kudoes go the IBM marketing for this.

    The only real question that remains is -- where the hell were these people when OS/2 was around. ;)

  11. Re:Not again, pleeeease! by linuxpng · · Score: 1

    we all know how successful OS/2 is because it was co created with Microsoft and it's current incarnation is Windows NT/2000. IBM didn't kill OS/2. IBM isn't making the big push on desktop linux, but rather on server linux. A typical server farm's failure rate lies first with NT (most failures) second with AIX and lastly with Sun. So IBM seems to be killing two birds with one stone on this one. They don't want NT (netfinity would be better suited to linux right?) The can run linux on the more expensive powerpc based machines. ...and you can run it on sparc too right? Seems like it's a no lose scenario for IBM in that they can sell more hardware (the bread winner. In addition, who does all the software work for these boxes....and who makes money indirectly from it?

  12. Re:asdf by Tony-A · · Score: 1

    >>"Upgrade your crufty old datacenter. Windows NT not required".
    Bingo. Actually, the openness will allow IBM (and its competitors) to sell more hardware, support, services, whatever you want to call it. Curiously, by lowering the bar to competition, IBM is better positioned to dominate the mainframe market. Mainframes allow you to do something big and complicated, synchronously! (Compare synchronous and asynchronous coding ;)

  13. Re:Fuck IBM by linuxpng · · Score: 1

    Umm, could you be anymore wrong? First of all the company that manufactured the card punch was a subsidiary of IBM like Lotus or Tivoli. Secondly, the company was based in Germany. Thirdly, like many German companies in the US, they were taken over by their enemies. It seems obvious that the germans took over production of this facility (being based in germany and all) and that this writer is clearly libelous trying desparatly to get his Warhol 15 minutes of fame and cash in on a little shock news that ranks with Jerry Springer.

  14. I can't see by AdmrlNxn · · Score: 1

    That Microsoft owes IBM anything. If IBM helped them great, but they never really asked for anything in return. If they did MS would be paying some form of royalties.

    Personally I think IBM Linux will make about as much head way as Corel Linux did.

    Speaking of Microsoft speaking out on it. Of course they will say somthing. Maybe not to IBM directly but none-the-less they will say somthing. Especially with XP getting closer and closer to release.

    ~AdmrlNxn
    Whistler is to Zeus as Linux is to Hercules

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  15. mailing lists by Tony-A · · Score: 1

    like IBM Developer Works, IBM e-business and Software News Alert, etc.

  16. ??? by AdmrlNxn · · Score: 1

    Fact: Windows 2000 has 99.999 percent uptime - unless put in the hands of an idiot. Then again so is any OS out there.

    Fact: Windows 2000 is unhackable in the box, out of the box, on the machine, in my backyard, in my trunk.

    Fact: There is no fucking alpha version of Windows 2000. They abandon it because the Itanium was coming. So why not release a 64bit version of it on the next generation of Windows. Of course it won't be for the alpha chip. Too slow.

    Fact: Dr. Pepper is a mighty fine drink

    ~AdmrlNxn
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  17. Unfathomable by AdmrlNxn · · Score: 1

    Wht I don't understand is why IBM's attempted use of Linux in the market is receiving so much flak. They may not have a great track record with OS's but they are a huge corporation with money to back it up. More than Corel.

    Now everyone freaks. Oh no, not IBM again. Granted they are better at hardware. It still doesn't change this kinda exposure all of you Linux fans have been hoping for.

    One huge 6 story billboard of a penguin. The push is on yet you complain. Maybe this shows you how pathetic you linux fans can be. You want Linux to be a main-stream accepted standard OS but now you don't want IBM to intervene.

    What? Do you want Linux to just filter to the surface? Won't happen. Linux isn't a bubble that will float to the top.

    Every OS is a fucking brick. You just need to market it to bring it to the surface. For Linux this is god-sent. Embrace it. While it lasts... Once XP hits, be afraid.

    ~AdmrlNxn
    Whistler is to Zeus as Linux is to Hercules

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    1. Re:Unfathomable by AdmrlNxn · · Score: 1

      When I meant track record with OSes. I never said OS/2 was bad. Infact it is great. It just wasn't marketed to well. That is what i meant. Sorry if i caused any amount of confusion.

      ~AdmrlNxn
      Whistler is to Zeus as Linux is to Hercules

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    2. Re:Unfathomable by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1
      Wht I don't understand is why IBM's attempted use of Linux in the market is receiving so much flak. They may not have a great track record with OS's but they are a huge corporation with money to back it up. More than Corel.

      Now everyone freaks. Oh no, not IBM again. Granted they are better at hardware. It still doesn't change this kinda exposure all of you Linux fans have been hoping for.

      Your comments above, 'better at hardware', and 'great track record with OS's', are a bit uninformed.

      IBM has some incredibly talented programmers, and has a history of releasing software that is way ahead of its time. OS/2 as a desktop OS is one example. There *STILL* isn't an OO solution that comes close in windoze, mac, or linux, and probably won't be for quite some time, if ever. Other examples are the tons of stuff they write for their own research that the public will possibly never see.

      And there are others...the database that does image recognition comes to mind. Imagine being able to browse your pr0n collection by simply sending the image database a query like "show me all pictures of blondes with long legs"

      IBM has some of the most amazing software you've probably never seen. They simply don't realize that the home market / small business market is worth marketing to.

      They seem to be trying to change that, but they mess it up in some form every time *sigh*

  18. I already got the bumper stickers by Ross+C.+Brackett · · Score: 5

    One of the marketing guys here at work (we resell for IBM) got some of the promo materials for the campaign, and I have to say the bumper stickers at least rock. I don't have a scanner, so I'll describe them: There are three different bumper stickers. They're completely black and white, with the funny e in the "IBM e Server" logo red. The background is black, and there are three white circles with the peace sign, a heart and Tux's head on them, respectively. On one of the stickers, Tux is huge, no logo. One the other two, the white circles are all the same size, and they say either LINUX LIVES or LINUX POWER in huge letters.

    Still, they're very plain and non-detailed. There's no flower power feeling. In fact, the impression I get is more making fun of the sterotype of Linux hippies, especially on the one with Tux dwarfing the peace and love signs, kind of a manic celebration of the fact that yes, Linux was founded on the principles of sharing and goodwill, but it makes a damn good solid OS right now for your business.

    Perhaps I'm reading too much into it :-).

    Still, the one with the big Tux is going on the car.

  19. Re:But will their support extend across the ocean? by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1
    The ads will appear around the world and will be coordinated with e-mail advertising and with video shorts featuring a dancing Tux.

    does this answer your question?

    "just connect this to..."
    BZZT.

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  20. Lucky Louie by Zico · · Score: 1

    Lou Gerstner, is that you? :)


    Cheers,

  21. Keep us posted by GrR! · · Score: 1

    I think it will be a american campain, maybe someone could put up some of the material on a webserver for the people abroad. I'd love to see it.

  22. Re:SPAM????? by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, could sound like it, but most likely it's one of the many mailinglists/newsletters that you can subscribe to, for endusers and partners.
    That's my guess.

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  23. Re:Fad by gavcam · · Score: 1
    yeah, but I think IBM putting one BILLION dollars into it says something...

    You're right, it says they (well atleast the marketing droids that thought up the idea) are idiots and now would be a good time to sell any IBM shares you own.

    Let's look at this from the business viewpoint rather than the zealots viewpoint...

    I'm going to get an e-business solution from IBM. Let's just say it'll cost me $500,000.00 (don't laugh the IBM partner I work for only does projects worth $500,000 and above!). That might consist of $150,000 worth of software, $100,000 worth of hardware and $250,000 worth of services.

    Why am I going to skimp on buying a commercial, and rock solid, operating system like AIX 4 which'll set me back $1000.00 at most????

    Answer, I won't.

    Whing all you want about AIX but it's second to none for reliabilty and maintainability.

    For serious (i.e. large business) users linux won't even get a look in.

    If it does get a look in, do a total cost of ownership calculation and work out how much out of pocket you'll be and then pick AIX.

    BTW, dollar amounts above are in Autralian dollars.

  24. What's the point??? by Ultimo · · Score: 2

    Most "ex-hippie baby boomers" I know are technophobes anyway. This will appeal to them about as much as a draft notice...

    1. Re:What's the point??? by s390 · · Score: 2

      Not the ones who were hackers in the 60s and 70s. They're still hackers at heart, even if they're into IT consulting or management now. Linux won't be a hard sell to them, especially with IBM behind it.

  25. Re:So off topic it hurts by Mahy · · Score: 1

    I don't know about that, but thinkgeek.com sells a poster of it here.

  26. Re:SPAM????? by davebosox1967 · · Score: 1

    I happen to know that there will be absolutely no SPAM. IBM and their ad partners are a lot smarter than that! It's one of those 'I send it to two friends, then they send it to two friends...and so on and so on and so on...'

  27. whatever happened to... by MousePotato · · Score: 1

    the comercials that ibm did about linux with Cirroc Lofton (ok I may have totally spelled that WRONG) of startrek DS9 fame? I saw it air once and then never again. If you missed it AdCritic has it here.

    1. Re:whatever happened to... by Protohiro · · Score: 1

      Avery Brooks


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    2. Re:whatever happened to... by MousePotato · · Score: 1

      yeah, that's who I meant.... thanks :)

  28. Lets pull some quotes off your homepage shall we? by sawilson · · Score: 1

    You put your page in your profile, so this is fair. :)

    http://home.earthlink.net/~admiralnixon/geek/OSR.h tm

    "However, Windows 95 sucks! That is right, it sucks. However, it is still entirely DOS based."

    entirely dos based eh?

    "One system crash a day is an average."

    One system crash a year would bother me.

    "When released it had a counted 63,000 known bugs! "

    I don't think any variant of UNIX has ever been released with that many bugs.

    "System restore so you can roll back your system to an earlier date if it becomes unstable."

    Some of us take stability for granted I guess.



    Now, lets check out your 'expert' review of the linux OS. :)

    "Linux - This is a touchy subject among all fans of Open Source. This is a totally free operating system. It is just totally different from Windows. Do not be expecting an easy transition."

    Somehow I don't see it being a very difficult transition for me.

    "It was built back in 1991 and has evolved into kernel build 2.4. It is stable in a manner of speaking. Different kernel builds mean re-compiling (meaning un-stability"

    Means 'un-stability'. You must be some Linux expert to say this. Usually recompiling adds a feature or improves performance. I think you are confusing recompiling with service packs.

    "that is why ID Software stopped writing for Linux)."

    Last time I checked, ID is backing Loki games and Doom 3 will be released for Linux at the same time as the Mac and Windows version. Care to comment on that?

    "Not to many people know how to do that, in fact 98 percent of people have no idea what compiling is."

    Including you it seems. 98 percent of most people have no idea what brain surgury is like, but that doesn't stop people from learning it.

    "It does not run any Win16 or Win32 apps."

    Really? The WINE developers would be amused to hear that.

    "It has its own API. Its main mode of support is forums where many new users get shot down by the older techno-junkies."

    You sound bitter. Tried running Linux and couldn't do it I bet. With your attitude, it's no wonder they shot you down.

    "It is, how do I say, complex."

    Complex for you perhaps. You seem to be yet another scared windows user that can't learn something new. I feel for you.

    "One upside to it is that everything is free for it. You can download it right now if you want to. Its problems lie in an unstable UI. As in, there isn't any standard UI. Seriously!"

    The hell you say! Having the choice between thousands of 'UI's' or being locked into one. Which do you think is better? How does having the choice to run whatever 'UI' I want make it unstable? Some people are afraid of choice it seems. Especially those that are used to letting microsoft think for them.

    "There are many programs for many different UI's. My advice, if you don't know how to set up a home network or don't know what the word compile means... stay away..."

    Using your logic, I advise you to stay away. We don't need you. However, if there are any windows users out there that would like to start thinking for themselves, Please consider one of the many free UNIX variants out there.

    "there are 11 bin folders and you will get totally confused."

    Naw, they won't. You did though didn't ya. Your page speaks tomes. I almost feel sorry for starting this little flame war with you. You truly have no idea what you are talking about. Heed my advice from the prior post. Please go learn something. The professionals that do use this site don't need your posts. Good luck to you.

  29. linux is a force for change by Tony-A · · Score: 1

    Yep. That's why IBM is on the bandwagon.

  30. Will IBM never put out a decent ad campaign? by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1
    Ugh. First, all of those stupid blue-letterbox ads trying to get to your humorous side, and then they focused specifically on Linux. When will the insanity end?

    At least they finally ditched Avery Brooks, but the farce doesn't end there: currently, Lotus (bought by IBM a while ago) is running two ads at South Station in Boston: "Looks like a dot-com, acts like a dot-com, moneyed like a blue chip." and "Casual dress code, your birthday off, a business plan that really works." The funny part is that Lotus just laid off 168 people on February 28th. So that's why they're hiring.

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  31. Re:The way to win people over... Even me myself. by Malcontent · · Score: 2

    Who the hell moderated this?

    Note to moderators. Please try and read the post before moderating it up.

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  32. Hippies, the Next Generation by ip4noman · · Score: 2


    should ex-hippies really be the target audience? Are they the ones running all the servers nowadays?

    Sure. Ever worked a gig in the Bay Area? Freaks, Deadheads, long-hairs, and flower children everywhere, and many working for high-tech firms, pardon the pun ;^). IBM is doing a lot of this linux work in Austin, which is a pretty hippified place...

    At least that's how was. That's how it looks. Word has it that several of the coolest stoner spots have closed (White Rabbit, Steamboat, Electric Lounge, Liberty Lunch, ...) have closed up, and most of the big tech outfits there (Moto, AMD, ,and Big Blue, all have drug tests... Austin Comedian Steven Kendrick says that "Austin Sucks" now because of it... (Of course, you can always refuse to participate in FORCED URINATION, and help make the world a better place in the process...)

    The moral of the story is that it may be hip to *look* like a hippy, but just don't *act* like a hippy...

    1. Re:Hippies, the Next Generation by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2
      and Big Blue, all have drug tests...
      Appartently many place have different rules for contractors; I'm contracting at IBM (their Annapolis telephony lab, where I the token long-haired freaky person) and wasn't asked to pee in a cup. (I was suppsoed to have to sign a paper saying I agreed to testing if they asked, but I was able to write in "I don't consent to any drug tests".)
      (Of course, you can always refuse to participate in FORCED URINATION, and help make the world a better place in the process...)
      Damn straight. I pee in a cup for no one except my physician.

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  33. Peace, Love, and _________ by wls · · Score: 1

    I just left a company that did a "Peace, Love, and Integration" theme.

    The "60's" theme sent the wrong message, especially internally.

    Ever get the impression someone giving a marketing seminar just got around to watching Austin Powers?

    1. Re:Peace, Love, and _________ by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they talk about the marketers allegedly aiming at the baby boomers - but the truth is that the marketers in question are themselves baby boomers, and apparently the only ones around who actually get nostalgic for '60s schlock.

  34. Re:asdf by mj01nir · · Score: 1

    They're the ones *buying* all the servers nowadays...

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  35. Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by sepulcrum · · Score: 3

    Or is that too commercial for an opensource OS?

    1. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by irony+nazi · · Score: 2

      Sex, drugs, and Linux subconsciencly associates Linux with Rock & Roll. The RIAA and MS would definetely use this to their advantage by associating Linux users and the GPL with thieves who trade illegal Rock & Roll MP3s. After all, we already know that Linux is un-american. Then we will have an un-american thief operating system and I don't want that.

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    2. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Of course you really meant, "Sex, Linux, and MP3".

    3. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by zaius · · Score: 2
      Sex and drugs is ok (from a Linux perspective)

      Sex and Linux is ok (although I imagine RMS doesn't get much these days)

      Drugs and Linux get risky... might want to disable your r00t account for a while...

    4. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by alkali · · Score: 2

      At the very least, no one has the time to maintain a meaningful intimate relationship while also finding the time to configure X.

    5. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Hehehe found that out last night...`rm -rf /usr/local apache' instead of `rm -rf /usr/local/apache' :P

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    6. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by zaius · · Score: 1
      Nope, it's really correct.

      "sex and drugs" as a combination, is a singular thing. "Sex and Linux", as a combination, is also singular.

      Therefore, '"sex and drugs" is ok' is correct, if you're referring to taking drugs while having sex.

      '"sex and Linux" is ok' is also correct, if you're referring to having sex while typing at your console (just put the laptop on her back...)

    7. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by kz45 · · Score: 1

      Why can't people make up their mind. If commericalism is bad, so is having linux advertisements. If copyrights are bad, so are creating them to suit the need of the OSS community. It seems to me,many people are hypocrites, or sway their decision to fit ther needs.

    8. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by BSOD+Bitch · · Score: 1

      It informs people about OpenSource and what it is.
      Its good to be aware of the OS environments around.

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    9. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by Salieri · · Score: 3

      "Sex, drugs, and Linux: Pick two"

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    10. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 1

      Sex and drugs is ok
      Sex and Linux is ok

      Okay, let me guess...

      You're really George W. Bush in disguise. :-)


      Keeping up Slashdot's quota of gramatical errors for over a 50th of a century.

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    11. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sex and Linux are exclusive. A person cannot have both.

    12. Re:Why not sex, drugs and Linux? by Fervent · · Score: 2
      How did MS get involved in this?

      And how did you get rated +3 funny?

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  36. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by Malcontent · · Score: 2

    Novell blew a bunch of opportunities. Most of this was because I think they were not evil enough. It never occured to them to make sure you could only connect to a novell server via dr-dos or simply bundle DR-DOS with every novell client install. If they had done this it would have been a huge boost to the market share of dr-dos and would have slowed down MS some.

    Also I think they blew an opportunity when they did not make perfect office into a server app (which they had hinted at). If they made perfect office a NLM and ran it from the server it would have been a major player in the corporate market.

    MS understood bundling and cramming unwanted software down their customers throats but Novell never went down that road. Maybe they were stupid maybe they were just too nice.

    They really should have hyped the fact the novell was significantly faster then NT at file server but you never heard a peep about that.

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  37. You're right on the money by Global-Lightning · · Score: 4

    The PHB IT mantra:
    "No one has ever been fired for buying IBM, Intel, or Microsoft"

    IBM's reputation standing behind Linux will have a profound effect on decisions made in the board room, especially combined with other factors:

    It will effectively neutralize Microsoft's eternal strategy of ignoring the IT staff and concentrating on the managers to sell their products. Here IBM will offer, in the eyes of management, a serious comptetitor to Microsoft offerings, particularly in servers.

    IBM will build upon support from administrators. Should decisionmakers have to choose between to viable solutions, the preference of the IT staff may actually be taken into account

    Cost, cost, cost, and cost. Given two solutions, both backed by solid and reputable companies, management will tend to gravitate towards the cost effective one.

    Overall, this ad campaign will do for Linux what IBM's adoption of MS-DOS did for Microsoft.

    1. Re:You're right on the money by GypC · · Score: 2

      Overall, this ad campaign will do for Linux what IBM's adoption of MS-DOS did for Microsoft.

      I'm skeptical but hopeful. I know too many people, both management and technical, that are very much into their little Microsoft world and heavily resistant to ideas that challenge their concepts of how computers work.

      Especially if it's Unix. It's kind of funny how they talk about Unix like it's anal sex or something that they're afraid they might like even though they think it's disgusting. Heheheh.

      I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.

  38. Re:Peace love and Linux by UltraBot2K1 · · Score: 1
    It's a helluva lot better than "Where do you want to go today?"

    That sounds like you're selling cars.

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  39. Re:I'd like to ask guys at IBM... by Malcontent · · Score: 2

    I understand that IBM is still making a lot of money from OS/2. Last I checked their OS/2 profit was larger then RedHat Revenue!

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  40. Re:before you get too excited.. by ivar · · Score: 1
    Well, at your request I've done a cursory search for pertinant articles. Unfortunately I've found few online supporting articles. My comments are based on the book I'm currently reading, No Logo . (the Amazon.com reader comments at previous link are relevant to IBM). In NoLogo, the author relates of her trip to the Cavite "Export Processing Zone" in the Phillipines where workers in the sweatshops produce, among other things, IBM components.

    Online I've found at best a casual mention of IBM's foreign labour practices.
    On a related note, but cursory to my original post are some troublesome studies on miscarriage at hightech factories in Silicon Valley. (IBM is mentioned)

    It's possible that the slashcode based nologo website I discovered as result of this search will have more information as it develops it's content.

  41. IBM's rpm should be a .deb clone by PRR · · Score: 1

    I agree that the debian packaging system is probably better than RPM. In fact, I used to use Debian before I switched over to Redhat... simply because it was easier to find the latest-greatest stuff available in .rpm format than .deb.

    Thank about that: that's probably why I'm in favor of an IBM distro... the most popular always gets the most stuff for it. Whenever I get binaries from Sourceforge or Rpmfind it's usually the RH6 or RH7 specific stuff that available first... though not always... but you can bet IBM-distro specific packages would always be there!

    As for IBM buying RH, I'd like to see them make the next version of RPM as a .deb clone... it would certainly go over well with the community. And to make it even less politicized, change the meaning of the acronym from "Redhat package manager" to "RPM package manager" ... in the tradition of GNU/Linux recursive acronyms :)

  42. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! - No by Pingo · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry but it's not necessary for IBM to make any standard distro.

    A strongly standardized distro would simply stiffle inovation completly. We really don't wan't that to happen. Granted that different distros appears very different to the eye but this is OK. However all of them are using glibc2.x and that is what really matters.

    IBM are allready doing their part in getting glibc2.x and other important libraries in good shape together with FSF/GNU, RedHat, SuSe ..

    IBM has chosen a road into their Linux operation that is very 'nice' and 'peaceful' and have got some 'love' back from many Linux users. I'll bet IBM people are treated very well when meeting Linux users.

    They could make fine polished versions of RedHat/Suse CD's for their customers but that hardly counts as making a distribution of their own.

    //pingo

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  43. Wonderful by Zico · · Score: 1

    Plus, I heard that GE is about to start an ad campaign for their new refrigerator line featuring those rascally hip-hop superstars Kid-n-Play. I tell ya, these megacorps are just sooooooo cool!


    Cheers,

    1. Re:Wonderful by grappler · · Score: 5
      Between putting a "Linux" billboard in Times Square and calling it "open source", I would not like to be the one to bring this news to one Richard Stallman.

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    2. Re:Wonderful by pjrc · · Score: 2
      An AC trolls:
      Richard Stallman needs to understand the media simply aren't interested in weirdy-beardy types with a quasi-religious zeal for thier obscure political philosophy.

      Said another way...

      The media/world doesn't give a shit about the goals and overall objectives that lead a man to labor year after year to ultimately bring a great system with tremendous benefit to the masses. He looks funny and speaks with a passion about deep issues, which doesn't appeal to common shallow interests, so it's ok to ignore him and ungratefully reap the fruits of his incredible efforts.

      The story of an affable young student single-handedly taking on the OS giants is much more exciting (never mind that it's a myth).

      It's so much easier to (inaccrately) report what and ignore why .

    3. Re:Wonderful by Ig0r · · Score: 2

      The media just isn't interested in facts. Secondhand heresay is good enough for them.

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  44. Re:IBM and Nazi Germany - new book by Edwin Black by mtDNA · · Score: 1

    So your're saying the book is wrong?

    It's common knowledge that IBM provided service and leased equipment to the Nazis.

    The real questions are less about whether IBM is evil than they are about worshipful attitudes toward American tycoons. Don't you think it's important that the leader of a major industry probably knowingly provided equipment for use in a mass murder? The fact that the victims were Jews is irrelevant.

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  45. SPAM????? by cansecofan22 · · Score: 1

    " The ads will appear around the world and will be coordinated with e-mail advertising and with video shorts featuring a dancing Tux."

    E-Mail Advertising??? I hope that is not in the form of SPAM. The marketing of Linux is a great thing for IBM to do but I hope they dont start sending a whole bunch of SPAM out to people on there "mailing lists".

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  46. Re:First cock by irony+nazi · · Score: 1

    And you, my kind sir, are a COCK.

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  47. Re:SGI been advertising Linux too by litheum · · Score: 1

    dear god what radio station has advertisements for servers? that's just scary.

  48. What's so great? by grovertime · · Score: 1
    I'm surprised Rob Malda is so "excited" about this ad campaign which stems from a company as excited about open source and the current state of affairs as a shark caged in a goldfish bowl.

    1. what the?
    1. Re:What's so great? by Gone+Jackal · · Score: 1

      Dunno. I just read through this statement by Sam Palmisano. Who really cares about IBM's motives? Are they looking to exploit it as a business solution for their own profit? Sure. Yay for them. They're also apparently pumping some $1 billion into Linux development (small change, I'm sure, but it's something). Whatever their motives, how is this a bad thing?

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  49. Yeah, I look forward to another TV ad! by joto · · Score: 2

    nuff said

  50. Wonderful by SumDeusExMachina · · Score: 2

    Plus, I heard that GE is about to start an ad campaign for their new refrigerator line featuring those rascally hip-hop superstars Kid-n-Play. I tell ya, these megacorps are just sooooooo cool!

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  51. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

    Well as the guy said, Novell couldn't even digest all of the stuff it had just bought, and it sounds like that the one thing they might have been able to execute on (UnixWare) was kiboshed in favor of the WordPerfect client strategy. As it was, WordPerfect barely had Novell's logo stamped on it before falling NetWare sales forced it's fire sale to Corel.

    SuperNOS would have been great - Novell could have leveraged their huge userbase onto UNIX, and would have had a compeling product to stop WinNT's tide into server rooms. As it was, later versions of NetWare were never that compelling of an upgrade, and the Unix on PC hardware was probably set back 5 years or more.
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  52. Re:The way to win people over... Even me myself. by DEATH+AND+HATRED · · Score: 1

    When I worked phone tech support, and I always tried to make a mention of Linux any chance I could get so someone would ask me what it was, and I could spam them on company time. Several times I heard someone say 'I didnt know you could use a comuter without windoze' I enlightened them :)

  53. Re:Linux? Is that the new George Foreman grill? by DEATH+AND+HATRED · · Score: 1

    ...the American public's intelligence...

    ROFLMFAO!!! And yes, I am American. Err, actualy its And Yes, I love in the U.S. Thats better :)

  54. Standardization would *increase* innovation! by PRR · · Score: 1

    >>A strongly standardized distro would simply stiffle inovation completly.

    I respectfully disagree... I think a popular standardized distro would *increase* innovation by bringing more people into the fold. It's a snowball effect...

    Think about 1990 or so.. at the time you had Windows, Mac, OS/2, Amiga, and Atari ST. Windows eventually became the standard that everyone agreed upon... and by that they most of them knew they could develop *one version* of their app without having to spend the time porting to other platforms and worrying about bugs from all those different directions. Application development exploded.

    Developers want a popular, standardized platform to shoot for... give them that and they'll work hard to produce for it. You'll then get *plenty* of innovation!

  55. Re:Me me me... by eric17 · · Score: 1

    Sure, and bald men have more testosterone.

  56. Re:IBM and Nazi Germany - new book by Edwin Black by Pinlighter · · Score: 1
    Crap. Read Finklestein's THE HOLOCAUST INDUSTRY.

    here

  57. So Kernel-programmer == IBM-Volunteer? by Otis_INF · · Score: 2
    This is not a flame/troll, I just wondered: would a Linux kernelprogrammer now be transformed into an IBM volunteer (i.e.: an employee without a paycheck)?

    Think about it: GNU is about free software. Now the people who worked HARD to make it the way it is today and free are in fact working for a big bad money hungry company. Without any reward.
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    1. Re:So Kernel-programmer == IBM-Volunteer? by franl · · Score: 1
      Now the people who worked HARD to make it the way it is today and free are in fact working for a big bad money hungry company. Without any reward.
      Oh, come on. Every commercial company hungers after money. It's the nature of capitalism. And why is IBM "bad"? Got a specific complaint? Because without the specifics you appear to be equating capitalistic with bad. As to the developers work being "without any reward", few open source programmers get paid for what they do, and it doesn't bother them. If they didn't want others to benefit from their code, they shouldn't have put it under and Open Source license.
    2. Re:So Kernel-programmer == IBM-Volunteer? by kalleanka2 · · Score: 1

      That's right.

      It's quite un-ethical.

    3. Re:So Kernel-programmer == IBM-Volunteer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      IBM doesn't sell a Linux distro or make money off Linux itself. The company just pumped $1 Billion into Linux research for this year. IBM and Sun are slitting their own throats in the AIX and Solaris markets by selling Linux. How does this make IBM a "big bad money hungry" company? Red Hat and the other Distros are far more guilty of using Linux for their personal gain. IBM is using the flexibility of Linux to leverage their server sales. Explain how it is ok for Red Hat to sell Linux becuase they generate $20M in sales a year, but it is not ok for IBM to promote Linux running on their servers because they do $80B? A bunch of us geeks ain't going to make Linux an Enterprise level solution without companies like IBM, Compaq, Dell, and HP involved. If you want Linux to grow and compete against Win2k and the commercial Unix solutions in the Enterprise world, embrace the help and the corproate development teams like Linus and others that want the OS to evolve already have.

  58. I'd like to ask guys at IBM... by melted · · Score: 1

    Why not to open OS/2? Why not to release it under GPL? It was (and still is) technologically superior to Linux, and I believe that only it can act as a contender to Microsoft Windows. If you guys are really concerned about open source community, why not to do it?

    1. Re:I'd like to ask guys at IBM... by s390 · · Score: 2

      A few observations and guesses:

      Opening the source for OS/2 was discussed in the OS/2 community, and the fact is that parts of OS/2 are copyrighted by... Microsoft. IBM doesn't want to spend the money to redevelop those functions, one might surmise. Open source projects exist to do this, however, and maybe someone involved in them will speak up.

      IBM is also in a corner with OS/2. Some basic structural elements like the single queue of the Workplace Shell and the fragile implementation of the INI files were arguably poor design choices, but any redesign would likely break many custom business applications built by some very large IBM customers. Faced with a partly broken system design it can't change without causing major customer grief, and having suffered a decisive humiliating defeat through Microsoft's predatory monopolistic practices, IBM is apparently cutting its losses and sunsetting further development of OS/2. (At least, one can guess this is their thinking, but I don't know.)

      Stardock tried to talk IBM into releasing OS/2 to them, but that proved not to be feasible, partly due to the Microsoft owned code mentioned above.

      Serenity Systems is bundling IBM's subscription based Convenience Pack upgrades with additional functions as eComStation.

      Software also exists to enable running Linux software under OS/2: XFree86-OS/2, Gimp, etc.

  59. Titanic by irony+nazi · · Score: 1
    Oops, I forgot to put in real subject line. Should have read something that grabs you, entices you, but also makes you laugh. It should have also been subtle and very moving. I'm open to suggestion.
    Gosh, I only know one thing that does that to me and I'll suggest it as a subject line:
    James Cameron's TITANIC

    I was very moved by Titanic. It grabbed me, enticed me, and, come to think of it, I even laughed at times. 2.5 years later, and I'm still glad that signed up for Sprint Long Distance and got a free copy of Titanic.

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    1. Re:Titanic by greenrd · · Score: 1
      Does your username suggest that you are being somewhat ironic? Hmmmm...

  60. Re:oh crap by kgutwin · · Score: 1
    ... as if FreeBSD didn't have anything to do with the devil...

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  61. Then how about ... by hey! · · Score: 2

    "Embrace and advance."?

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  62. An IBM flash presentation by cxm · · Score: 1

    http://www-1.ibm.com/servers/eserver/linux/passpor t.swf

    -Cam

  63. Re:asdf by ozbird · · Score: 1

    I wonder: the analogy to the 1960s may work, but should ex-hippies really be the target audience? Are they the ones running all the servers nowadays?

    The retro feel is "big" at the moment; for example, in the car market: the new VW Beetle, the new Mini, Dodge PT Cruiser etc. These are modern cars that borrow the style of their forebears, but are limited by 60's technology. (They also carry a premium price, but still sell like hotcakes.) Linux is also retro - a modern implementation of the classic Unix; fortunately it doesn't carry the premium price tag.

    Peace, (Free) Love, (Free) Linux - very clever marketing.

  64. Re:I think they're on to something by the+gnat · · Score: 1

    Gee, maybe Microsoft should advertise Win2k with an infant shitting its diapers. What better way to advertise a 1-year old OS. . . and a MS one, too.

  65. Re:Not again, pleeeease! by Zico · · Score: 1

    Thanks for letting everyone know that you don't have a single fucking clue as to what you're talking about. NT/2000 sprung forth from OS/2? Again, thanks!


    Cheers,

  66. IBM Linux commercial by AntiBasic · · Score: 5

    IBM Linux commercial. It has got Captain Cisco in it but I haven't seen it on TV with that line of commercials with him in it. I guess they've been saving it.

    1. Re:IBM Linux commercial by VValdo · · Score: 2

      Who's captain cisco?

      And what's the meaning of "gateway to america" in the window?

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    2. Re:IBM Linux commercial by Fervent · · Score: 2

      I've seen this on TV before. It was on during a hockey game.

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    3. Re:IBM Linux commercial by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      I downloaded that commercial, too. I keep wondering why IBM isn't airing it. Any ideas, anyone? Are they saving it for later?

  67. The way to win people over... Even me myself. by StarbuckZero · · Score: 3


    I figure some MS folks are on this site reading this as I smile because I'm happy to see IBMs move. The people at Microsoft do not understand that to win people over(like IBM is doing) is not by fighting and buying companies out. It's giving back to the people so they will love you for it.

    Things are diffirent from the way it use to be. When you got a computer back in the old days it came with DOS of all forms. Now people that pay for a PC at Bestbuy and take it home don't know that MS is doing it not for them but only for themselfs. These people don't know that... they are blind and they don't see that there are hurting other companies. That's why I think it's good that IBM is making Linux ads.

    A long time a go I didn't know of Linux, I was thinking MS as the way and the only way. There are people who never heard of Linux and from it being more a *nix makes it even better. People are able to do things that they wouldn't ever be able to do with Windows and at the same time don't have to pay for half of there server and develment tools that they will get for free. When there is a day where Microsoft plays fair that's when I'll be happy to boot up there goods. Into then Linux is the place to be...Why some may ask? It's the people that's making it better, MS don't know what we want... IBM do and there are about to start flashing the light in other people eyes. Thank you IBM and all there staff for supporting the backers of Linux right along with the Linux movement.

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    1. Re:The way to win people over... Even me myself. by Khalid · · Score: 1

      >Who the hell moderated this?

      >Note to moderators. Please try and read the post before moderating it up.

      Who the hell moderated this?

      Note to moderators. Please try and read the post before moderating it up.

  68. IBM should do a Linux distro! by PRR · · Score: 5

    It's nice that IBM supports Linux in general, but I've said it before here, and I'll stick by it... IBM should do a Linux distro. They should probably buy RedHat, which already seems to have close ties to IBM at RTP, and the stock is cheap now anyway (and no, I'm *not* a RHAT stockholder).

    First of all, an IBM Linux distro would become sorta like the "IBM PC" in that it would be a quasi-defacto standard that everyone rallies around, but IBM doesn't really control. This already happened with the PC. The GPL would ensure it further, and IBM's emphasis on being a *hardware* company would also help ensure it's impartiality even further. I believe IBM would be a good citizen with it's own Linux distro.

    Secondly, IBM's good name would help it's acceptance with the PHB's :) This already happened with IBM's name on small PC's which were still seen as curiosities by management types when they first appeared years ago. Once you get this kind of acceptance, the momentum builds, more folks get involved, and things get even better.

    Finally, let's face it.... there's really only one company big enough to stand up to M$'s bullying and that's Big Blue. I'm sure some of the older OS/2 engineers at IBM don't need to be reminded about M$. Without any *major* competition, M$ will just do whatever they please. A very successful IBM Linux would keep them in line. M$ also has the advantage in that it has one standard API for developers to shoot for whereas there's still a bit of fragmentation with Linux with a variety of packages and little discrepancies. I really wouldn't mind a "defacto standard" Linux distro that an IBM could provide as long as it's GPL and open standards compliant. There would still always be specialized distros like Debian and Slackware.

    1. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      They really should have hyped the fact the novell was significantly faster then NT at file server but you never heard a peep about that.

      Novell seems to be a more reliable file server, as well, even in an otherwise all MS environment. I was shocked to discover that exclusive locking of MS Access databases isn't exclusive on an NT file server. Therefore, my main app at work (a VB6 billing program running on 95, 98, and NT4, using SQL server through ADO, and occasional Access files through DAO-- all Microsoft stuff) won't run correctly on an NT drive, if more than one computer is running. Two computers get into the database at the same time and then a bill gets generated twice.

    2. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by gimpimp · · Score: 2

      I really agree about an IBM distro. If someone goes looking for a distro to pick, they'd be confused by all the RedHat's, Mandrakes, Debians, Corels....etc etc, but IBM is a household name - and would stand out as an obvious choice.

      I disagree about the RH buyout though - I'd rather see IBM pile cash into a company like Ximian, stick the IBM logo on the front of everything, and they'll sell like hot cakes :) I'd go for it....if it were a debian based distro of course :) wouldn't touch rpm ever again.

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    3. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by seeken · · Score: 3

      I don't think that would be good for IBM. I think they're aware of the kind of outcry that would ensue if they bought their way into the de facto standard. They're better off being friends to the community. I'm sure if IBM wants something put into linux, they can acheive that simply by writing it well, in full view of the community. It's not going to piss me off when jfs is finished. Besides, no one has proven that managing a distribution is profitable. If Red Hat, et al fail, IBM and others would pick up the pieces, and no one could really critisize them for it...

      chris

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    4. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by Twid · · Score: 1

      One thing I've theorized through the years is that companies, especially big companies like IBM, have their own corporate personality and corporate memory. While I think the idea of an IBM Linux distro makes sense on the face of it, when you put it in the context of IBM's history, I think they would be resistant to it.

      OS/2 burned IBM badly, both financially and psychologically, and many of the managers that were likely "bitch-slapped" by their management years ago for screwing up with OS/2 are the ones that would make the decision on an IBM Linux distro. IBM's a conservative company, and given the history, I think they would be even more conservative about the idea of a Linux distro of their own.

      In the same way, I could propose that my employer (Novell) do a Linux distro, but given our history with Unixware (and the much forgotten SuperNOS), I think I'd have an uphill battle.

      Just a thought...

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    5. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by Twid · · Score: 1

      Agreed. We are *far* too nice of a company. I vote for the too nice rather than too stupid. Novell has always had great techies, but aggressive marketing has never been our strength. Personally, I think when we opened our San Jose facility we should have relocated marketing to there... our marketing folks in Utah are nice. Very *nice*. 8-)

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    6. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by norwoodites · · Score: 1

      But not for an intel machines, there are just too many of those. They should only do it for their s390's and their ppc machines.

      Thanks,
      Andrew Pinski

    7. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      OT: Do you know why SuperNOS was cancelled? Was it purely polticical between the NetWare and Unix groups, or were there technical reasons?

      I always thought that SuperNOS was sort of a genius make-or-break strategy for Novell, and when it broke it forced a massive amount of re-engineering for NetWare.

      Anyway, I totally concur with the OS/2 comment. IBM doesn't really want to be in a position where they are fighting an OS war again, they just want to sell hardware (which was the original idea behind OS/2, after all).

      Not to mention that anything that IBM puts it's brand name on is going to have to recieve a much higher level of support than 3rd party software it ships with its hardware. OS/2 is a good example in that it was effectively abandoned by the company in about 1994, but is still being updated and maintained.
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    8. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      Natural language is a form of communication. You obviously understood what the poster was talking about, so correcting his grammar/spelling was and is pointless.

      The way natural languages evolve is through mutations of the language introduced by "incorrect" grammar and spelling. Fighting that makes you look childish.

    9. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by PingXao · · Score: 1

      I was an OS/2 early adopter. IBM really messed that one up. It was GOOD and they pissed it away. All talk and no action is what you can expect from IBM in the Linux area.

    10. Re:IBM should do a Linux distro! by Twid · · Score: 1

      >OT: Do you know why SuperNOS was cancelled? Was
      >it purely polticical between the NetWare and Unix
      >groups, or were there technical reasons?

      I'm not sure of the exact reason. We (Novell) had rapidly digested Wordperfect, Quattro Pro from Borland, and AT&T Unix and we were failing badly with all of them. UnixWare was well-regarded technically, but we couldn't get the other unixes to buy in to standardizing on UnixWare.

      This was back when Bob Frankenburg was CEO. Personally, I think Frankenburg just didn't have the kahunas to take a risk on SuperNOS, and he was in WAY over his head. In my opinion, Novell at that time should have committed to SuperNOS (which was UnixWare with Novell file and print services ported over to it). At the time (this was 1996, NT 4.0 had just released, and Linux was version 1.0, and Netscape 2.0 was taking over the world), this would have been revolutionary and quite successful, I think. With a strong Unix under it, we would have been well-positioned to take advantage of the Linux revolution when it came, and we would have had an application server story.

      But hey, no crying over spilt milk here, I'm having a great time at my job, and although I wish my stock options were in the money, I have a feeling I'm not alone with that wish with folks outside of Novell as well.... (grin)

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  69. Have you looked at the ads? by evanbd · · Score: 3

    They don't really seem to be promoting the "Hippie" culture beyond trying to get a sense of community. I think they are actually a decent set of ads, targeted of course mainly at IBMs customers.

  70. Re:Solaris could take over the Linux and Win32 mar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    hahaahahahahahahahahaha

    I am an employee at microsoft and could be killed like the guy in anti-trust if i say this.

    Microsofts new plan for post XP developement is to rewrite the 2000/xp kernel in VB. Microsoft is calling it boise, cause they are running out of city code names.

    I also hear sgi is rewriting irix in mips assembler, and hp is rewriting hp-ux in system rpl.

  71. Re:Link to the online IBM ad by grappler · · Score: 2
    Holy shit! A billion dollars in R&D, and they're making it their reference platform for development. Me like :-)

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  72. Not again, pleeeease! by macemoneta · · Score: 1

    Apparently, in IBM's stodgy corporate mindset, new stuff comes from hippies. Does anyone remember the OS/2 WARP commercials? Please, not again. The only thing that this type of ad will do is embarrass any corporate citizen that was thinking about using Linux into looking elsewhere. Nothing like risking your career on the latest hippie crap from IBM. We all know how successful OS/2 was (I still liked it...).

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  73. They are the ones making the decisions... by Carnage4Life · · Score: 5

    I wonder: the analogy to the 1960s may work, but should ex-hippies really be the target audience? Are they the ones running all the servers nowadays?

    They aren't running the servers but they are the ones telling the server jockeys what to run. They are the CTOs, CIOs and CEOs. They are the ones who need to be convinced that "Linux is ready for the Enterprise" and who better to do that the the behemoth from their earlier years, IBM, the Microsoft of their generation

  74. Re:Linux? Is that the new George Foreman grill? by mutende · · Score: 1
    Great ... now half of America will stop and think ... Linux? Is that some kind of new Microsoft software? I am still surprised that some people don't know that you can have a PC with a non-M$ OS on it

    Go and see the summary counts on the Linux counter and you will notice that Linux is not very widespread in the US (no. 24) as compared to, say, the Scandinavian countries (nos. 1-6).

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  75. Re:Solaris could take over the Linux and Win32 mar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I am a burger-flipper at McDonalds and what I'm about to tell you is confidential information, I shouldn't really be telling you - but Slashdot gives me a big mac.

    Ronald is working on a new java-based triangular burger made out of troll-meat and built by herds of tiny spiny anteaters relocated to a secret burger plant in Holland from their native habitat in Texas (too close to Dell)

    These burgers will go through your digestive system twice as fast as previous burgers, and will come in a range of iMac themed colors including "Pixel-necked Geek" (spotty red), "SuperStallman" (blazing red) and "CowboyNeal" (cowboyneal)

    Expect the Wendy & BurgerKing distro's to be blown away by the resulting flatulence.

  76. Re:oh crap by WildBeast · · Score: 1

    it was meant as a joke :)

  77. Me me me... by ozric99 · · Score: 1

    This just in - "America not the centre of the world."
    Film at 11

  78. Mad about OS/2? by Anonymous+C0vvvvv4rd · · Score: 2

    Sounds like IBM is still sore that MS destroyed their pet operating system.

  79. uh...no by MatriXOracle · · Score: 2

    Captain Sisko was the captain on Star Trek, Deep Space 9. That thong song was done by some guy names sisqo or something.

  80. Schizophrenic company by JCCyC · · Score: 2
    The right hemisphere supports Linux.

    The left hemisphere supports CPRM.

    They need help.

    1. Re:Schizophrenic company by KjetilK · · Score: 2
      Yep, and this is an important problem. A few days ago, when I first heard about the campaign, I went over there and submitted the following:

      Being a geek and Free Software enthusiast, I'm of course happy to see IBM join in with the effort to get Linux into the mainstream (yeah, it's there for a large part allready, but most people doesn't realize it yet).

      However, more important than Free Software, is free expression, and it is my opinion, an opinion I share with many socially responsible computer pr ofessionals, that the so-called "content protection schemes" are the greatest threat to free expression in the Western world today. Obviously, there are far greater threats in other parts of the world, where human rights is violated on a daily basis, but content protection, is our greatest problem.

      Well, the point being that while it is good to see that you withdrew the first CPRM plan, I don't think you will get broad acceptance among geeks unless you pull out of the whole idea.

      Content protection is evil, it is impossible to balance the rights of the users and the rights of the content providers by using content protection. It can't be done.

      Now, on the Internet, we all become content providers, and with my writing speed, I'm a big one too ;-) and of course content providers must be compensated by society, othervice they can't realistically provide content. What society needs to realize, however, is that the days where there was a certain scarcity in the distribution medium is gone. When there is no scarcity, the Right Thing [tm] to do is _share_, so what has to happen is that society (that means every one of us), figures out a way to compensate the creators when everything is shared. Content Protection undermines this, and therefore it has to go. Since I'm not among the Libertian geeks, I think Content Protection should be banned, but that's a looong discussion.

      Anyway, I hope you will pull out of the CPRM entirely.

      I got a short and a-bit-personalixed response shortly thereafter. I suggest people head over and let them know that this CPRM stuff is the worst thing they can do if they really want acceptance.

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  81. clearnet too by ddent · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or has anyone else seen those clearnet ads featuring a penguin? I swear thats a modified tux...

  82. Credibility? What credibility? Sigh... by meara · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think this hippie thing is a really bad idea? When I'm choosing a platform for a bunch of enterprise servers, I'm looking for "Speed, Power, Stability", not "Peace, Love & a VW bus full of stoned penguins"!

    Maybe they're going after the Mac desktop audience here, but it's hardly going to help push Linux in the server room where it's already stereotyped as an idealistic fad.

  83. Re:asdf by sallen · · Score: 1
    I wonder: the analogy to the 1960s may work, but should ex-hippies really be the target audience? Are they the ones running all the servers nowadays?

    They may not be running the actual servers, but more likely running the IT depts or the whole company. (being of the 60's ... where the hell did I put those paisley bellbottom pants!)

  84. Re:Fad by Zico · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they did a great job with OS/2...


    Cheers,

  85. Re:Credibility? What credibility? Sigh... by Antipop · · Score: 2

    Hey, linux is doing decently in the server market. If we want to take over the desktop market we're going to need a *LOT* of buses full of stoned penguins.

    -antipop

  86. But will their support extend across the ocean? by Cycon · · Score: 2
    A billboard in times square, and ads on American TV. It's wonderful that IBM is commiting support by getting behind Linux in the right way, but will this fanfare be equally presented in other countries?

    Will televisions in the UK, France, Australia, etc. be showing the same message?

    --Cycon

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  87. No IBM Distro..Bad Idea.. by Slicker · · Score: 4

    IBM decided not to make their own distro because they were concerned that the community might suspect them of "stealing Linux" as the Gartner Group suggests is already happening. IBM could do this by becoming the de facto standard and then extending the standard with proprietary componants. The GPL doesn't allow such modifications to source code, but it does allow the addition of non-GPL componants as in tools and such. That's all it would take.

    Besides, supporting multiple distros helps IBM market the product to fans of all the various distros, to join those companies in the IBM Partner Program, and to allow software for any of those distros to be easily ported from laptops to PC Servers, to Risc Boxes, to the AS/400 to the S/390. This helps them sell expensive hardware and keep old customers by having massive amounts of software for those systems.

    Licensing schemes of IBM mainframes are annual payments for each software application or tool based on the CPU size of your mainframe. Therefore, UNIX competitors have been pulling away market share by writing applications to take over sub-tasks of the large mainframe applications, hence reducing the mainframe software licensing fees significantly. For example, a PKZIP utility for our OS/390 Mainframe costs $10,000 a year to use.

    --Matthew

  88. asdf by Salieri · · Score: 3

    With ads that feature

    strong 1960s-style psychedelic graphics -- a heart and a peace symbol along with Tux -- to appeal to ex-hippie baby boomers, whom IBM hopes will find the idea of a free, community-developed operating system appealing,

    I wonder: the analogy to the 1960s may work, but should ex-hippies really be the target audience? Are they the ones running all the servers nowadays?

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    1. Re:asdf by Salieri · · Score: 1

      Oops, I forgot to put in real subject line. Should have read something that grabs you, entices you, but also makes you laugh. It should have also been subtle and very moving. I'm open to suggestion. :)

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  89. Actually, I heard an IBM/Linux commercial in LA by Anomymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Their radio campaign has already started in LA, apparently, because just last night I heard IBM offering Linux based machines and support on an LA radio station..

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  90. World appeal? by alptraum · · Score: 1

    Since the article says the ad is going to run world-wide, I wonder how it will be taken by other countries that did not experience a "psychedelic" age such as America did during the 1960's-1970's. I am very pleased to see Big Blue spending money on marketing Linux to the world.

    1. Re:World appeal? by el_chicano · · Score: 1
      "Pull a nova" sounds like a good catch phrase to sneak into the language.
      It probably would except for the fact that that story is an urban legend...
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    2. Re:World appeal? by luge · · Score: 2

      The CNET article said that they'd be using culturally appropriate iconography in the world-wide campaign. I.e., we'll get the four-sticks-in-a-circle peace symbol (no idea what else to call that) but other places might get doves or things like that. Marketing guys get paid the big bucks to thing of that type of thing... IBM wouldn't pull a Chevy and advertise the Nova in Latin America :)

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    3. Re:World appeal? by unitron · · Score: 2
      i don't know what else (other than the peace symbol) to call it either, but those sticks are supposed to be the semaphore signals for the letters "N" and "D" for nuclear disarmament.

      "Pull a nova" sounds like a good catch phrase to sneak into the language.

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  91. Wait Wait Wait... I got one! by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    "Worst Ad Campaign Ever!"

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  92. before you get too excited.. by ivar · · Score: 1

    Consider the fact that IBM is a trans-national megacorportation known for contracting sweatshops to manufacture it's products...
    It's funny how IBM is playing up the 'freedom' aspect when their human rights record leaves much to be desired.
    More GNU Linux development/credibility/etc. is generally positive, but before we celebrate too vigorously don't forget to look at who are 'allies' really are.

  93. Wonderful by Uruk · · Score: 5

    "Peace, Love, and Linux"?

    That will go a long way to getting rid of the "hippy" stereotype that comes with GNU/Linux.

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  94. Fad by eean · · Score: 1

    Somehow I don't think that an ad campaign is any evidence that Linux is not a fad.

    1. Re:Fad by el_chicano · · Score: 1
      Yeah, they did a great job with OS/2...
      Actually M$ killed OS/2 by refusing to licence Win32 to IBM. OS/2 users were stuck running Win 3.1 apps and the only way they could run Win32 apps was to pay Bill Gates for Winblows, which was (and still is) vastly inferior to OS/2 Warp.

      Think Sony BetaMax vs. VHS and you will be closer to the truth of why OS/2 isn't around as a consumer OS...
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    2. Re:Fad by OpCode42 · · Score: 1
      yeah, but I think IBM putting one BILLION dollars into it says something...

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    3. Re:Fad by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

      You mean, just like Cherry Coke? :-)
      I think that most times, it's just the opposite.
      Like everything has to be called e-[something], "if there's a e or @ in front, it must be good"
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  95. Hope for the future by mobydobius · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this ad spree will bring universal agreement on the correct pronounciation of "Linux". Personally, I pronounce it the way Linus does, but I have witnessed many a bitter feud over this. What we need is a major campaign like this one to bring agreement over this potentially divisive issue.

    Hopefully, IBM will do the right thing.

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  96. Big Blue = Hippies?? by NineNine · · Score: 1

    Since when has Big Blue ever meant 'innovation' to the masses? Heck, anyone remember Apple's brilliant '1984' commericial during the 1984 Superbowl? IBM is not necessarily a boost for Linux. Heck, how about some other products that IBM pushed hard: OS/2, Lotus Notes, and Java (about 5 years too early). If anything, I think it's impressive that Oracle, of all companies, is promoting Linux. IBM though? Nah.

    1. Re:Big Blue = Hippies?? by MwtrV · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... Let me get this straight.

      You think it's "impressive Oracle is promoting Linux." Put two and two together. Linux is free. That means more systems can run for less cost, and more money can be given toward Oracle. So, instead of a bunch of NT or Solaris machines.... Yeah, real impresive.

      "IBM promoting Linux, however, not impressive." Linux is free. AIX, a UNIX targetted at the enterprise, belongs to IBM and costs money. AIX generates money. IBM could be plugging their e-commerce solution (whatever the fuck that actually is, pray tell) as "Linux compatible," but, no, they're going straight for an ad campaign promoting only an operating system, nothing but the FREE operating system that doesn't directly generate them any revenue; all this during turbulent times in the tech sector?

      It's impressive, exciting, but one thing it is NOT is altogether suprising. The line is drawn there: IBM's distant and not so distant public advertisment campaigns targetted at the 1% population who make the decision calls in large companies show IBM's public marketing is so, so abstract and seemingly a piss of money away. Atleast they're pissing it away in right, good hearted fashion; for that, they deserve some praise.

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  97. Non-sorensen version by Erich · · Score: 2

    Anyone have this ad in a non-sorensen version? Preferably mpeg, but anything playable by aviplay would work...

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  98. Re:Solaris could take over the Linux and Win32 mar by Jagasian · · Score: 1

    What you say!!
    Ultra-super-mega-troll 2000, release!

  99. What, did you not see the Super Bowl ads? by Zico · · Score: 1

    The only thing that people are going to be getting confused with George Foreman's Grill is an iMac. (See a pic of the Foreman Grill for yourself here if you don't believe me.) Maybe that's why Apple adopted those hideous new polka dot and flower power designs?


    Cheers,

  100. Re:Link to the online IBM ad by Jagasian · · Score: 2

    I am sorry, but this is too good to be true.

  101. But... by Ranger+Rick · · Score: 1

    ...You didn't tell the secret we ALL want to know?

    What's the "secret sauce"?

    :)

    (I know, I know, 1000 Island dressing)

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  102. I think they're on to something by Zico · · Score: 2

    What better way to promote the latest rehash of a 30-year old operating system than an ad campaign rehashing culture from 30 years ago? :)


    Cheers,

  103. Linux? Is that the new George Foreman grill? by BIGJIMSLATE · · Score: 2

    Great....now half of America will stop and think...Linux? Is that some kind of new Microsoft software? I am still surprised that some people don't know that you can have a PC with a non-M$ OS on it. But then again, I forgot that I was overestimating the American public's intelligence/attention span/interest in this stuff.

    Personally, I doubt I'll ever see a Linux tv commercial, but we can always hope. Either that, or they should make some kind of "Tux: The Movie". Just as long as they make him as bad ass as "Feathers McGraw" (from Wallace and Gromit fame).

  104. Link to the online IBM ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5
    1. Re:Link to the online IBM ad by Fervent · · Score: 2

      Wow. That's a fairly strong message and committment. I liked the part about their "love" not being fluff. I'm throughly impressed.

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  105. Another IBM/Linux ad? by Craftse · · Score: 1

    IBM already made a Linux ad. AFAIK, it never made it to TV, though.

  106. Re:Solaris could take over the Linux and Win32 mar by bigdavex · · Score: 1

    +1, funny

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  107. I've seen it before. by TheFlu · · Score: 2
    "...strong 1960s-style psychedelic graphics -- a heart and a peace symbol along with Tux -- to appeal to ex-hippie baby boomers..."

    This sounds exactly like Apple.

    Long haired hippy freaks >>> The Linux Pimp

  108. This is somewhat old (couple of weeks). by loki29 · · Score: 1

    I submitted a story mentioning the banners/ads that IBM was starting to put on their web pages a few weeks ago.

  109. Attack of the 50 foot afro by kurisudes · · Score: 1

    I can see it now... tux with an afro that is his height again on the times square billboard!

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  110. Neat URL in .sig by sharkey · · Score: 1

    Two whole documents "Not Found" on the same page!

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  111. So off topic it hurts by Sir_Real · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there an html page of the Tux penguin generated using linux kernel code? I've been searching everywhere (well, not *everywhere* but all the places that I know where to search) and I can't find it. I can't afford to lose any karma, but hey, I wanna know badly enough...