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Harddrive Speakers

paranoidia writes "Ever get annoyed by the loud noise your harddrive makes? I bet you never thought of actually using that to your advantage. A friend here at CMU actually took 3 broken hard drives and got them to spin at certain frequencies outputed by his computer. So in the end, three harddrives are actually now speakers! There are videos and a few pictures with explanations onto how he did this wonderous thing."

215 comments

  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    first post suckas!

  2. First racist post by Ralph+JewHater+Nader · · Score: -1

    Damn jews will be the end of civilization. We must destroy the black-hearted race before they steal everything.B>

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    1. Re:First racist post by October_30th · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      If by civilization you mean your own bigoted "pure race" (racial purity == genetic rot), then good riddance. Ill be laughing when your kind will be tried and executed by the international court of justice for crimes against humanity. I just hope theyll bring back the death penalty so that the genetic waste like you is finally eliminated from the gene pool.

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    2. Re:First racist post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Important Stuff:

      Please try to keep posts on topic.

      Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.

      Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.

      Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.

      Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)

      Clearly, this post is not ontopic, as jews and their relation to the end of civilization has nothing to do with using hard drives to make music. You started a new thread, whereas posts such as this should be replies to the first post, in courtesy to people who use threaded viewing and can compress this sort of thing into one thread. I admit you are not redundant in this story and your subject is clear and descriptive. However, it is Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, and Offensive. Therefore is has been moderated as the rules state. Since you have shown your inability to make good use of the rules, and you have posted in all bold, and you have shown yourself stupid by posting a broken tag, i have no choice but to conclude that you are genetically inferior, incapable of productivity, and worthy only of the final solution. please die, thanks.

      by the way, the lameness filter sucks.

    3. Re:First racist post by Ralph+JewHater+Nader · · Score: -1

      jew motherfucker.

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  3. Ummm, not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    His drives don't play music, they play along with music, and don't even sound that impressive at that. It is creative, though, I'll give him that.

    1. Re:Ummm, not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Why is this flamebait? It's the most insightful post that's been made in this article thus far. I can't wait to see you assholes in metamoderation.

  4. What Ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...happened to spending your free time with members of the opposite sex. As opposed to spooging all over yourself in absolutely stupid technical self-flagellation exercises.

    Get a life.

    1. Re:What Ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      The only time i spend time with the opposite sex is when i can kidnap one and lock her up in the basement. Ofcourse, she doesnt like it at first, but she will give you head without a problem if you dont feed her for 6 days. I highly recommend that you stay away from pre-pubescent girls, that stupid benet ramsay girl dies only after 3 days of not eating.

    2. Re:What Ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      I find your ideas intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

      Anyway, arent you afraid shes going to bite your dick off after 6 days of starvation?

    3. Re:What Ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Thanks for the tip. I was wondering why they kept biting me.

    4. Re:What Ever... by Datsyuk · · Score: 1

      I spend time with my mom all the time, what are you talking about?

    5. Re:What Ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just remove the teeth. you can feed them with baby food.

  5. Wow, I'm glad I got up this morning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I'm glad I got up this morning and rushed over to my machine to check Slashdot and see what the latest important news in the OSS/FS world...only to find it was a few harddrives making noise :-/

    1. Re:Wow, I'm glad I got up this morning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't tell me you don't think this is interesting. You had no idea, like myself, that harddrives could do that at all. Making a portable Nintendo is something you could imagine, but this is pretty strange.

    2. Re:Wow, I'm glad I got up this morning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      But is it News For Nerds, Stuff That Matters?

    3. Re:Wow, I'm glad I got up this morning... by GAlain · · Score: 1

      Insignificant things always matters! 8-)

  6. Sladotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we have the SLASHDOT effect! :)

    1. Re:Sladotted already by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Considering the site has videos, I don't think the admins at www.cmu.edu will be very impressed. :)

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    2. Re:Sladotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the hell are you talking about? the site is still working, look below and youll see other people getting 500k/s download speeds from it. the slashdot effect has been utterly useless and negligible here, you moron.

  7. Learn to read by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

    "Every sound you hear in these movies is being produced by the harddisks and nothing else."

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    1. Re:Learn to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Wake up fucktard, it's a fake. Learn to use your brain.

    2. Re:Learn to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that mean the all the background noises were all played through the HDs too ;-)

  8. dunno, most of my drives are pretty quiet by green+pizza · · Score: 2

    The 10K drives in my G4 and the 15K drive in my SGI Octane are pretty loud, but it kinda makes sense... faster spinning SCSI drives have never been known for their whisper operation, more like a jet engine.

    That said, most of my other drives in my Windows and Linux PCs are fairly modern 7200 RPM drives. My two newest Maxtor and Western Digital drives are so quiet that I sometimes forget they are spun up. Almost cool to the touch, too.

    Now if only 7200 RPM drives would come with 7ms seek times. Heck, the drive in my O2, a 7200 RPM SCSI Seagate Barracuda ST318416 from almost 2 years ago has an average seek of 6.0ms with a max full seek of 10.5ms... a good 3ms faster than the fastest 7200 RPM IDE drives of today.

    1. Re:dunno, most of my drives are pretty quiet by modecx · · Score: 1

      Boy, tell me about it. The 2 10k RPM drives in my O2 really drive me nuts.
      When I'm doing a DB query it sounds like it's cookin' popcorn.
      I think its' time to build a noise reducing cabinet for my louder systems (or move my databases onto a computer in another room).

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    2. Re:dunno, most of my drives are pretty quiet by GigsVT · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's a trade off there between seek time and noise. Maxtor acutally has acoustic management utilities where you can choose faster seeks or quieter operation.

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    3. Re:dunno, most of my drives are pretty quiet by dfung · · Score: 1

      I never heard anybody describe it as popcorn, but now that you mention it, that's almost exactly what it sounds like...

      It's a little pricey just to dink with, but I got some Fujitsu MAJ 10K drives for my Sun and they were much, much quieter on seek than the smaller (and older, yes, I realize this isn't a completely fair comparison) Seagate Cheetahs that they replaced. I believe Cheetahs 10Ks are the gold standard for reliability these days, but certainly for non-server use, these Fujitsus seem perfectly fine without the noise.

      These days, there's a newer series of Fujitsu drives (MAN), and I don't know if they're still quiet or not.

  9. Plain crazy ... by NWT · · Score: 1

    Umkay, I listened to that Matrix (sound) ... i couldn't hear anything but a *schhiiereiiiereiri* sound!? Yeah I know, my sound deamon is simply not good enough ...

    IMHO, some people have got too much free time.

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    1. Re:Plain crazy ... by jidar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well maybe you should try replacing your sound system with some new harddrives.

      *laugh*

      No seriously, the sounds recognizable and its a pretty impressive technical feat. Honestly though, I'd like to see a vibrator speaker system as well. Maybe it would turn on some women to new types of music.. omg.. stop me now.

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    2. Re:Plain crazy ... by modecx · · Score: 1

      Hey, wouldn't ya know, but apple already co-invented your vibrator idea in the Harmon/Kardon SoundSticks

      Hehe.

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    3. Re:Plain crazy ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is very frightening. And funny.

      But most definitely frightening.

    4. Re:Plain crazy ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing is...for that same $200 (less even) one can get a set of Klipsch ProMedia 2.1s that stomp tar out of those Harmon/Kardon sticks.

  10. /. already by rosewood · · Score: 1

    Well, instead of going for the first post, like I should have, I decided to pull the pics and txt and a vid or two from the website. I submitted them to HardOCP.com since they are down with these cool ass mods as well. Its up to them to post it but if you go to check it out and its dead or gone, try HardOCP.com. No gaurantees as of yet.

    If neither work - bookmark this page and come back in a week. It is well worth the check out. Its amazing.

    1. Re:/. already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are you talking about? i dont see the site going down. how about bookmark this page and come back whenever you want.

  11. Oh my god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually got to see this site before the inevitable Slashdotting! I RULE!

  12. Fast Download! by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

    Not bad... 150 KB/sec. I wonder how long Carnegie Mellon will hold up to the /. effect :)

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    1. Re:Fast Download! by Knightmare · · Score: 1

      I was pretty impressed that the page loaded... but then to be able to download the AVI's that is unheard of! Don't webservers know they are supposed to just laydown and die when they are posted on slashdot?!?!

    2. Re:Fast Download! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should have no prob, unless the ddos (it has been going forever now) that we have here picks up the strength, or psc router, which is the main trunk connection dies again....happened before.

    3. Re:Fast Download! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      considering that they are mainly funded by the .gov...excuse me there's someone at the door.

    4. Re:Fast Download! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, 2 students entire year's tuition go toward paying the monthly internet connection bill. Having 2 OC-3's along with 3 "redundant" T-3's gets up there in price.

  13. Blessed silence by October_30th · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Tell me about it.

    I cant stand computer noise anymore. Maxtor and WD drives are almost quiet enough, but as you point out they are seriously lacking in latency. IDE isn't that great bus either (no disconnect ability). Desktop computers also have a problem with noisy power sources as well.

    Anyway, I finally . A totally silent laptop is the way to go.

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  14. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by dstone · · Score: 2

    I remember the program that played "Bicycle Built for Two" on the 1541 disk drive motors. Sound quality sucked, sure, but DAMN, that was cool.

  15. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Ah memories of my Disk II swirl in my head. I recall someone wrote a program to swish the stepper motors in a way approximating the sound of intercourse.

  16. jeez! by LOTR+Troll · · Score: -1

    I'll bet this dude's school is going to have a bone to pick with him and slashdot, 10 different meg-sized DivX movies. "Uhh. Look at the server activity, Bob" "OH SHIT!!"

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  17. DJ HD by tux-sucks · · Score: 1

    I wonder if you can scratch the drives :) Seriously though, out of complete ignorance, does this work in a similer fashion to vinal record players?

  18. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by October_30th · · Score: 0

    I also once wrote a machine code program that polled the cassette player read-bit (dont remember specifics anymore) and changed the background color and clicked the audio for every bit change. It was pretty cool to play your tapes "digitally" on a C64.

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  19. Hard drive noises by Jenova · · Score: 1

    I had a maxtor hdd refusing to spin up and it was making funny beeping noises.

    I thought that the harddisk came with speakers, but later on realised that those "beeping" sounds were caused by the coils!

    1. Re:Hard drive noises by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Interesting

      On a similar note, I have an old 10Base-T hub, one of the old metal wall-mount kinds, and if you power it from a 9 volt power supply rather than a 7.5, it actually hisses! It doesn't overheat or anything, I can only think it must be an inductor or something that vibrates in a certain way to make the hissing noise.

      We also had a cisco hub at work that does the same thing on it's rated voltage. That one also got really hot though.

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    2. Re:Hard drive noises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern hard drives uses voice coil - same type of moving coils in your speaker.

      As for hissing sound, it is usually the switch mode power supply sub harmonic noise when it is lightly loaded.

    3. Re:Hard drive noises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a switch that puts out the same hissing at its rated voltage but I didn't think it was power based because the frequency changes depenging on how many cables are plugged in. It also gets astoundingly hot.

    4. Re:Hard drive noises by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      I don't think these things had a switch mode power supply, they are fed with wall warts, probably just a regulator inside.

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  20. Of course... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 0, Funny

    I hope he knows that if he touched those PLATTERS he's going to DIE!

    Those platters are HIGHLY TOXIC, otherwise they wouldn't lock them away in those air-tight drives!

    You know, I love telling that to computer newbies. Someone told me that a while back, and it was so funny I had to further propogate the rediculous myth. I'm amazed how many people fall for it.

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    1. Re:Of course... by LighthouseJ · · Score: -1

      No, the platters aren't toxic. They make them air-tight because the moisture and particles affect the rotation and storage. That's why recovery companies open drives in a dust-free environment with hazmat suits on so the platters won't be damaged when trying to recover data.

    2. Re:Of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh*

      I had to further propogate the rediculous myth[sic]

    3. Re:Of course... by Doppleganger · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's why recovery companies open drives in a dust-free environment with hazmat suits on

      Well, naturally, that's what they say is the reason. After all, if everyone in the world knew that deadly chemicals were contained in hard drive platters, no one would ever touch a computer again! Don't tell me you actually believe them?!?

  21. Afroman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this "DJ Afroman" have anything to do with Afroman the drug dealing rapper? Download some of his songs on Morpheus, specifically Crazy Rap, and you'll see why I'm concerned with the legality of hard drive speakers.

    1. Re:Afroman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Afroman (Joseph Foreman) - The Good Times - Complete Lyrics

      1. Because I Got High

      I was gonna clean my room until I got high
      I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
      my room is still messed up and I know why
      - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

      I was gonna go to class before I got high
      I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
      I am taking it next semester and I know why
      - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

      I was gonna go to work but then I got high
      I just got a new promotion but I got high
      now I'm selling dope and I know why
      - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

      I was gonna go to court before I got high
      I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
      they took my whole paycheck and I know why
      - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

      I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
      I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high

      Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

      I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
      I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
      now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
      - because I got high [repeat 3X]

      I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
      I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
      now I'm jacking off and I know why
      - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

      I messed up my entire life because I got high
      I lost my kids and wife because I got high
      now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
      - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

      I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
      I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
      and if I dont sell one copy I know why
      - cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

      2. Crazy Rap
      Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right?
      Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right?
      He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
      Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?
      He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said,
      Woooooo, good morning, ladies.
      You like that shit, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man.
      I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums,
      everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes.
      But first, I'ma start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.)
      Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
      We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
      And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
      Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
      So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
      Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
      So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
      If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.

      Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale.
      When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
      Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan.
      I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
      We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo', fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro.
      Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white.
      I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA!
      I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
      I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4.
      Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night.
      But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had.
      I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time.

      Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
      We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
      And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
      Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
      So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
      Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
      So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
      If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.

      I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
      I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
      I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
      I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
      Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
      Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
      See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!
      Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
      Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
      I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

      Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
      We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
      And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
      Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
      Hey, wait a minute man, check this out.

      I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
      That country music nearly drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy!
      Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
      Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again.
      Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino.
      Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.
      Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.
      Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.
      Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
      I wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported.

      Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
      We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
      And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
      Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

      Have you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good? (SAY WHAT?)
      And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
      So you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but it takes her so long to come (SAY WHAT?)
      Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from? (Where you from, man?)
      So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don't bang.), you start talkin' real fast.
      But he's already mad, cause you fuckin' his wife, so he starts beatin' on your ass.
      Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard but now it's soft. (WHUT?)
      You thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off.

      Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
      We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
      [fade out]

      3. She Won't Let Me...
      (Hey Sugar, how you doin'? Your pretty face don't match that nasty attitude. What do you mean, 'Where's my girl?' Probly with your man. Can we fuck?)

      She won't let me fucc.
      I really need to bust a nut.
      She won't let me fucc.
      I really need to bust a nut.

      (Hey, check this out.)
      It's so frustrating being a man, all these sexy women don't understand
      Things we need to do, every other day or two (Like what man?)
      Like take you home baby, and make sweet love to you,
      But you, you won't let me fucc.

      She won't let me fucc. (You say the mood ain't right.)
      I really need to bust a nut. (I know that pussy's tight.)
      She won't let me fucc. (Give it to me, baby.)
      I really need to bust a nut.

      Her heart is still broken, (Poor baby.) her emotions are sore. (I know what you mean, girl.)
      She is trying to recover from the man before. (Hey, that's my homeboy, cuz.)
      Her ex-boyfriend, (Who, Jermaine?) he probly can't see (shake that ass.)
      that it was easy for him (uh, say what?) but he made is hard for me. (Why, man?)
      Cause she, she won't let me fucc.

      She won't let me fucc. (Aw, give it to me baby.)
      I really need to bust a nut. (You know just what I need.)
      She won't let me fucc. (Girl, you eatin' all my food, you drinkin' all my beer)
      I really need to bust a nut. ( you smokin' all my weed!)

      You rub your ass against me on the disco floor. (shake that ass.)
      I asked you for your number and you said 'Hell no!'
      (That's alright. Hey, fuck that bitch look at that one over there,cuz.)
      You always hang around me everyday. Different women wanna kick it, but you scare them away.
      Now I get offended when you come around, cause I'm tired of my organs (Your organs?) going up and down. That sucks, cause she won't let me fucc.

      She won't let me fucc. (Aw, give it to me baby, give it to me honey.)
      I really need to bust a nut. (Don't play with my head again.)
      She won't let me fucc. (Let me hit it baby, let me hit it baby.)

      I really need to bust a nut. (Are you a lesbian?)

      Oh, let me lick it baby. Let me stick it honey. Buccoooc!
      I'll give you my money.
      Girl, you can have it all. Go ahead and have a ball.
      If you want, you can take them both, baby.

      In the year 2000 I see thousands of pretty young women I find arousin'
      Grocery store shopping, magazine browsin', many different ways they keep their hair styles and
      Full of boredom, I walk toward 'em, get 'em close to me cause I'm supposed to be
      Male aggressor, female impresser. Say the right things, possibly undress her.
      But that's the post game, this is still the pre-game.
      Silly woman She-game. Baby, what's your name?
      Even though I'm a freak, I play it off like a college geek, crack a smile and politely speak
      With intellect to the woman I select, hoping that she won't detect
      my egotistical chauvinistical lust I thrust 'til I scream like Mystical.
      The wrong message I hope I'm not sending. Laughing and pretending my dick's not extending.
      Can't be overzealous, she might discover. She's walkin' away, (Biatch!) blew my cover.

      She won't let me fucc. (You know I love you.)
      I really need to bust a nut. (Please don't change the subject.)
      She won't let me fucc. (We coulda fucked all night long)
      I really need to bust a nut. ( but, but, but, but your telephone number is wrong.)

      She won't let me fucc. (Girl you got a lot to give.)
      I really need to bust a nut. (You dress, you dress, so provocative.)
      She won't let me fucc. (I can see your lingerie, from real far away.)
      I really need to bust a nut. (Bitch, you must think I'm gay.)

      Don't make me beg. Baby, let me rub your leg.
      Don't make me cry. Look into my eye.
      Girl, you damn pretty. Stop actin' so, ____? Put some oil on your titt--.
      Hey, man, I'm up outta here. She don't wanna fuck.

      4. Hush
      Hook] (Afroman talking)
      Hush, hush (yeah yeah)
      Somebody's callin my name (if you listen closely baby)
      Hush, hush (yeah yeah)
      Somebody's callin my name
      Hush (listen baby) hush (somebody's callin)
      Somebody's callin my name
      Oh my lord, oh my lord, what shall I do

      (A man sometimes girls think I'm crazy cause I wake
      her up and I tell her)
      Sounds like Jesus (sounds like Jesus)
      Somebody's callin my name (I know I'm high but baby)
      Sounds like Jesus
      And somebody's callin my name
      Sounds like Jesus
      Somebody's callin my name
      Oh my lord, Oh my lord, what shall I do

      (You know man, I think about all the hard times that I
      went through and I think)
      I'm so glad that trouble don't last always
      I'm so glad that trouble don't last always
      I'm so glad I'm glad that trouble don't last always
      Oh my lord, Oh my lord, what shall I do

      I gotta feelin, that everything's gonna be all right
      I gotta feelin everything's gonna be all right
      I gotta feelin that everything's gonna be all right
      Be all right
      Be all right
      Be all right

      (A man it's funny cause I learnt this song when I was a little kid

      When I went to visit my granddaddy down there in Mobile, Alabama
      He stayed in this place called Trendy Garden you know what I'm sayin?
      He used to grow his vegetables right there on the side of the house
      And every now and then he'd get me to help him out know what I'm sayin?
      And as he was like weedin out his garden and everything
      He'd sing all kinda tunes and hymns know what I'm sayin?
      And sometime he'd sing the same one like over and over and over again
      You know what I'm sayin?
      He'd get tired of singin the words
      Sometimes he'd take a sip of his water outta that glass jar, set it back down
      And while we was plantin them collard greens, he'd hum it
      Just like this right here, help me out cuz, you know how we used to do it)

      {*humming*}

      It gets all in my hands
      It gets all in my feet
      It makes me wanna sing my song
      To every little girl I meet
      It gets all in my heart
      It gets all in my sole
      It comes straight out my mouth
      And then I lose control
      Cause I, I got this feelin, that everything's gonna be all right
      Be all right
      Be all right
      Be all right

      5. Tumbleweed
      Artist: Afroman
      Album: The Good Times
      Song: Tumbleweed
      Typed by: jdog420_2001@hotmail.com *

      * send corrections to the typist

      Damn how long it's gonna take you to roll the joint cuz
      (I just got the bag)
      You over there actin like you playin the piano or something cuz
      (I just got the bag homie. Know what I'm sayin.
      Chill the fuck out homie.)
      Here, let me hit this homeboy
      (Here)
      La da da da da
      Shoop Shoop Shoobie doo wa
      Yeah, it looks lovely
      Hey where the light loc
      (Right here cuz)
      Give it here man stop bullshittin

      I love you baby
      I love you honey
      Yes I dooo
      Do it to me girl uh
      Yeah Yeah, (chicken clucking)
      Yeah Yeah, (chicken clucking)
      Fo Sho'
      Yeah

      It's been a long long time I've been smokin
      Smokin marijuana
      (La da da da da)
      It takes out of my mental ghetto and places me in the bahamas
      It's been a long long time I've been smoking
      Smokin marijuana
      (La da da da da)
      It takes out of my mental ghetto and places me in the Bahamas
      It puts my mind at ease
      Indulgin myself in the calm breeze
      And my problems will flow away beyond the palm trees

      Chorus
      *But I gotta keep smokin and a smokin and a smokin on
      I keep chokin and a chokin and a chokin on
      I keep sellin and a sellin and inhalin
      My tumbleweed

      I like to go to palmdale
      (Yeah)
      Sit by the fountain
      (sit by the fountain)
      I light up a fat one gazin at the snow-capped mountains
      (come again now uh)
      I like to go to palmdale
      Sit by the fountain
      (sit by the fountain)
      I light up a fat one gazin at the snow-capped mountains
      Baby please don't nag
      Go and get me the zig-zag
      And my problems will float away
      Like a plastic baiiiag

      Chorus

      I need to get a job
      And that's not funny
      (La da da da da)
      Cuz me be smoking too much ganja
      (yeah)
      And be runnin out of money
      I gotta lie to the man
      (let me get an application)
      Tell him that I've never been arrested
      (sir you have never been to jail)
      I gottta go to the clinic baby
      I gotta get drug tested
      (oh no)
      I got no food for my stomach
      Got no gas for my coup de ville
      I gotta walk to the supermarket for some goldenseal
      Cuz everyday

      Chorus

      Ohhh, Ohhh Yeahhhh
      Uh
      I said the black man smokin
      (black man smokin)
      If he's a soul bro
      (Hey man what's happening)
      I said the mexican smokin
      (mexican smokin)
      If he's a cholo
      (where you from esse)
      I said the creole smokin
      (creole smokin)
      Down in Mississippi
      (Fuck creoles)
      I said the white man smokin
      (white man smokin)
      If he's a hippie
      (where's the bud man)
      It puts my mind at ease
      Indulgin myself in the calm breeze
      And my problems will flow away beyond the palm trees

      Chorus

      Right about now
      (ohhh)
      I'm fixin to dedicate this to everybody
      (oohhhh yeahh)
      That went to palmdale high school with me
      Check this shit out cuz

      (BeatBoxing and singing)

      I said Joey Jo has an afro
      Sing something with soul chillin ice cold
      Jerry with the high top fade
      Left palmdale but he still gettin paid
      Hey man take me back to the bridge we up outta here man

      It puts my mind at ease
      Indulgin myself in the calm breeze
      And my problems will flow away beyond the palm trees
      Whatcha gotta do

      Chorus

      6. Let's All Get Drunk
      [Chorus]
      Let's all get drunk tonight
      I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight
      Let's all get high tonight
      Maybe nobody will die tonight
      Let's all sell yell tonight
      I hope I don't go back to jail tonight
      Let's go to the club tonight
      Find a woman that wanna make love tonight
      A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

      Let's get dumb
      Drink some rum
      Make my teeth and gum feel real numb
      We'll be thinking bout survivin
      While we're drinkin and we're drivin
      Hope I don't wreck when my vision gets blurry
      Sober up lookin at an all white jury
      Judge don't like no drunk like me
      Punk might give me strike number three
      Cause when I'm drunk and when I'm high
      I don't give a damn bout a DUI
      Let's just get lit
      Dance like a nitwit
      Try to talk to the women that we can't get with
      Me and my staff make everybody laugh
      If the beer runs out we can all go half
      It's Friday night got the perfect weather
      Let's get drunk together

      [Chorus]

      Bacardi, Colt .45
      Let's party we still alive
      Tomorrow brings pain and sorrow
      but tonight, we're all right

      Drink that beer till your belly can't hold it
      Tell the homeboys we fittin to get loaded
      Rollin through the Ante-dope Valley out there
      Hope the cops don't smell that beer on my breath
      Cause if the sheriff
      Catch a whiff
      Of that fifth
      It'll probably knock him stiff
      Don't look dumb if my breath on hum
      Stick your hand in you're pocket please, pass some gum
      So the cops can't tell my breath smell
      We won't go to jail
      We'll go to Palmdale
      With the beautiful women and the beautiful weather
      We can both get drunk together

      [Chorus]

      Baby I beg your pardon
      But your outfit's givin me a hardon
      Maybe some way, maybe some how
      You could dance with me, right here, right now
      Been lookin at you all night long
      That DJ's playin my favorite song
      Everything's splendid, don't mean no harm
      Don't get offended when I pull your arm
      I ain't felt this good since I don't know when
      And I might not feel this good again
      It's Friday night, beautiful weather
      Let's get drunk together

      [Chorus - 2X]

      7. Tall Cans
      Ahhhhhhhhhhh shit! shit! shit!
      Now I'm walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
      I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party
      Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'
      Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
      get the do' and go back to that liquor sto'

      [Chorus - repeat 4X]
      Afroman likes tall cans

      Now I'm a afroholic, call me Afroman
      Love to sag my khakis with a tall can
      My homies pop the forty of some St. I's
      Now that mother uh! staggerin from side to side
      We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood
      We look real bad but we feel so good
      My thirst is quenched but my cravin won't extinguish
      I need some forty ounce mother uh! Old English
      Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceilin
      Drink it down down until I get that crazy feelin
      Now just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
      I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party
      Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'
      Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
      get the do' and go back to that liquor sto'

      [Chorus]

      See these girls be actin all bad and rude
      Always gotta bad attitude
      See I just wanna dance, why can't you get the picture
      Act like a brother wanna move in with cha
      I gots no fame, I gots no wealth
      So I whined up dancin by my God damn self
      But I pay my money, just like you
      And baby I'ma do what I came to do
      You see I can't wait around till I get rich
      Just to make yo gold diggin attitude switch
      So I'm walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
      I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party
      Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'
      Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
      get the do' and go back to that liquor sto'

      [Chorus]

      I stepped into this party full of Mexicans
      I didn't realize I was the only black man
      One hand on my bottle, the other on my peter
      I barked like a dog and started freakin senoritas
      I think she was embarrassed with the eight ball in my cup
      She kept on steppin back so I kept on steppin up
      This vaco strolled up, put his gun to my head
      I knew if I moved I was officially dead
      That had to be his woman, I know it doggonit

      8. Palmdale
      Yeah
      Yeah

      Just like bums, we used to stay
      In the slums of LA, by the way
      Gang-bangers killin' each other for reps
      Sellin' rock cocaine on my doorstep
      Had a ball to bounce plus a bike to ride
      But my mamma never would let me play outside
      But when I got enrolled in elementary school
      Started bangin' like a fuckin' fool
      So cool, throwin' up gang signs to the gangster beat
      Shot an enemy from across the street
      Mamma came home, said she got a good job
      Daddy did too, now they don't squab
      Financially, we improvin'
      2 months later, "son, we movin"
      No more duckin' from shotgun shells
      Bought a two-story house in East Palmdale
      Give it to me now

      Palmdale, come back to me
      I need you and I love you, baby
      Palmdale, come back to me

      Check it out, check it out, check it out
      No more rats and no more roaches
      Livin' next door to football coaches
      Now I got a new place to sell my crack
      Now I got little white kids to jack
      I stopped wearin' blue, wasn't trippin' on red
      Too busy squabbin' with the skinheads
      Stupid questions, distract the class
      Rubbin' little white girls on the ass
      I didn't really care if I passed or failed
      I knew I was headed for the NFL
      Until the playoff game, shoulder got hurt
      I thought about my future, layin' in the dirt
      I can't jump, I can't flinch
      Superstar player, ridin' the bench
      Graduate from school? Don't make me laugh
      I got an F+ in basic math
      Give it to me now

      Palmdale, (Hell yeah) come back to me
      I gotta do one song for my neighborhood (chicken sound)
      Palmdale, come back to me

      Uh, uh, check it out
      I knew I couldn't make it in the white man's world
      So I bought me some khakis and a Gheri curl
      I knew I couldn't make it to the NFL
      I went to East Palmdale and started slangin' yell
      Fo' sho'! I was makin' crazy dough
      Shoulda dropped outta school a long time ago
      Bought a cell phone, like a nut
      Now I deliver like Pizza Hut
      I drunk whiskey and Bacardi
      I sold dope to anybody
      Me and my homies sold dubs and dimes
      Took turns bustin' rhymes just to pass the time
      A white man drove up to my spot
      He said, âoeHey homeboy, what you got?â
      I put a fat rock inside his hand
      About 25 sheriffs jumped out the van
      âoeGet down, punk.â

      Palmdale, (Hell yeah) come back to me
      Uh, I need you and I love you baby
      Palmdale, come back to me

      Check it out, check it out, check it out
      Can't get drunk, can't get blunted
      LA County, 95 hundred

      9. Mississippi
      (Afroman talking)
      (Palmdale was like the peak of my life
      But Palmdale over with homeboy
      I'm fittin to go home cuz)
      Please take me back home (you know what I'm sayin)
      To Mississippi
      (I got my Greyhound ticket right here man
      I'm fittin to go back and kick it with my family cuz)
      Please take me back home (take a couple pounds of this weed)
      To Mississippi
      (You shmell me homeboy
      Yeah, take them fools back to '82 cuz)

      Before South Central, Palmdale flossin
      I stayed in a place called Palmer's Crossing
      Hattiesburg, Mississippi
      Smokin marijuana like a Woodstock hippy
      All my homies in Laurel
      Beg borrow
      Buy my rap tape tomorrow
      Tell DJ Pumpkin "Keep it crunckin Clyde"
      Request my tape when you go inside
      So I can take Jane and girl
      To Waynesboro
      Fuck their little homegirl
      Make her toes curl
      Rock their world
      Leave with their Auntie Sheryl
      She sucks me sucks me
      Fucks me fucks me
      Cries every time I leave Biloxi
      But I hops in the Coup
      Cause I gots to go
      Scoop another ho
      From Tupelo
      Hit it once hit it twice, then I hit it again
      Hit it in Meridian
      Make that bitch rub her clit again
      Pinch the nipples on her tit again
      Suck my dick until she spit again

      [Chorus]
      Please take me back home (Hell yeah)
      To Mississippi
      Crooked letter crooked letter hump-back hump-back
      Afroman's the bomb, bump that
      Please take me back home (Hell yeah)
      To Mississippi
      From the delta to the coast
      I'm doin the most
      Grab your 40 ounce, let's toast.

      I sold rock cocaine down in Ellisville
      Baseheads hit the pipe, they can tell it's real
      Kept my dope stashed with this hoochie
      Way down yonder in East Bouche
      Cops be sweatin outta town dog
      Sniffin my car with a hound dog
      Separate me from my bitch and shit
      Tryin to get my bitch to fuckin snitch and shit
      Officer Roscoe P. Coltrane
      Runnin warrant checks on the Afroman
      But I can't be no hip hop star
      Cuffed in the back of some police car
      Did you find the gun? NO!
      Did you find the dope? NO!
      Open up the back door "Well son, you're free to go"
      A-F-R-O marijuana cargo
      Flossed like a cholow
      In a clean low glow
      Come on let's all get drunk tonight
      I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight
      Get nervous
      As I swerve this
      Cadillac through Purvis

      Hope I don't crash when I hit Petal
      Get my ass kicked in the white ghetto
      Prejudice police won't let me go
      So I'ma drive slow
      Hide my fro
      I was dumb, now I'm dumber y'all
      last summer y'all
      I fucked all the little girls down in Sumrall
      Grabbed my guitar and started pickin a tune
      For Nikki and June
      Down in Picayune, baby
      Just like a shovel I be diggin
      All the pretty young women in Wiggins
      On the boat
      Gulfport
      I got my dick down some girl's throat
      I can't help it I'm a Crip baby
      I think you need to wipe your lip baby
      Hula Hula Hula
      The whole house ruler
      What's up with all the bitches down in Pascagoula
      Small towns, small cities
      But they still got big ole asses plus titties
      Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
      It's the hungry hustler Afroman
      Flyin through the air in my underwear
      Geri curl activator in my hair
      I'm in control like Janet when I hit Jackson
      Always gettin plenty panty action
      McClaine, even McComb
      Tell the whole world Mississippi's your home
      Yazoo, Columbia and Natchez
      I got the weed brother, who got the matches?
      Who got the funky DJ that scratches?
      Depend on me like my name was patches
      First it was a black thing, just the big Willies
      Now I roll Phillies
      With all the Hillbillies
      Never ever thought I'd see the Klu Klux Klan
      Buying front row seats for the Afroman
      Confederate flags tobacco in their mouth
      It's a beautiful thing jumpin off in the South
      Afroman, I'm a part of it
      Hattiesburg hip hop I'm the start of it
      I'm the latest
      I'm the greatest
      And all you haters, I'll mash you like potatoes
      I'll make your girlfriend holler and scream
      Then cook me some cornbread and collard greens

      [Chorus]

      1982, '83, '84
      Erin, Broste, Carlos, and Tonto
      Tryin to break dance in my B-Boy stance
      Micheal Jackson glove, parachute pants
      Calvin Gary, Garnett Jones
      G-dog cuz, I don't believe we grown
      But hey G-dog, you and me'll see dog
      Whatever happens cuz, it's you and me dog
      Or should I say loc
      Cause you my folk
      So let's take a toke
      Till we croak
      I'm a locsta locsta
      Hundred spokesta
      Drinking everyday like I'm supposed to
      Bottle after bottle dog in my lip-a
      Flowing on the mic like the Mississippi river

      [Chorus - 2X]

      10. The American Dream
      Yes! Yes! Thank you for inviting me here for my final speech.
      Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, lesbians, and transvestites,
      allow me to introduce myself as the Hungry Hustler, Afroman.
      I am the American Dream. Even though the government tried to experiment with me
      by placing me in the projects,± I'm still the American Dream.
      Surrounded by drugs,
      jeopardized my life by living around thugs,
      but I'm still the American Dream.
      Kicked outta Palmdale High School
      because I was considered a distraction to the educational process.
      I've traveled through the complete metamorphosis of the justice system,
      and I'm still the American Dream.
      Entered Juvenile Hall as a tadpole;
      hopped outta prison as a bull frog,
      but I'm still the American Dream.
      The most rejected, disrespected,
      when I went for a job I was never selected,
      but I am still the American Dream.
      And right about now,
      I find it quite serendipitous to see that all of you some-timin',
      wishy-washy, two-faced, back-stabbin',
      coniving hypocrites have accumulated here in my midst to persecute my character
      with such flagrant slanderousity,
      but I counter-attack by calling it constructive criticism,
      and all of your negativity has been recycled into motivation,
      and I am still the American Dream.
      Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.

      I once was lost, but now I'm found; was blind, but now I see.
      There's a lot of people out there who can identify with me.
      Young lady right here, you may be a single teenaged mother,
      but you are still the American Dream.
      The lady next to you, yes. Your breasts may not be as big as men think they should be,
      but you are still the American Dream.
      Young man, you may not be a baller, shot caller,
      with 20 inch blades on the impala, but you are still the American Dream.
      Young man right here, you may have spent all your money on a hood rat bitch
      and didn't get no pussy last night, but you are still the American Dream.
      Yes sir, I am just like Ham. I'm for the black man,
      the mexican, and even poor white,
      all human beings that have no rights. So put down your past, pick up your future,
      follow me as we journey through the Red Sea,
      cause I have been to the mountain top,
      I've seen the Promised Land,
      mine eyes have seen the glory of the Underground Category.
      My mind has been delivered.
      My spirit has been reinstated from the Corporate World's modern-day slavery.
      I've been emancipated. Free at last! Free at last! Fuck a drug test,
      I'm fittin' to roll some grass. Love, peace, and Afro grease, Fro-ever! Buccooocc!

  22. Re:Musical Vibrators? by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

    Okay, this seems like an appropriate place to post my bewildered question :)

    Is this really for real? I for one have had an opportunity to use a vibrator, and while I did notice that the pitch changed depending on how much resistance was applied to.. well, while I could change the pitch, I can't imagine that I would ever get a chord. Ever. Or emulate a french horn or a 120-piece orchestra.

    So how the hell is he getting "Star Wars" out of those things? Is it really possible that vibrator, used by the most skillful hands imaginable, could be made to play "Invasion of the Gabber Robots" during foreplay, funny robot voices and all?

    Three pitches, I could easily buy - some kind of cheap MIDI substitute. Human voice? Someone has to explain this better. If my girlfriend's vibrator starts talking to me, I'm ending it. Well - I guess that would depend on what it said.

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  23. Vibration by red_dragon · · Score: 1

    Girls can try even making music come out of their vibr... *cough*...

    Yeah, makes them sing... sort of.

    Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 9.0)... the hell it does, it's called being concise, if anyone has heard of it.

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  24. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hardly "old news".

    Here's the discussion you wanted anyway: Symphony for Dot Matrix Printers. If I remember correctly, there was a second Slashdot story posted about this site - either a duplicate or a Slashback article. Finding that is left as an exorcism for the reader. ;-)

  25. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the recent article about the souce code for the Linux kernel being read over the radio was the dumbest possible techno-gimmick possible. Obviously, I was wrong.

  26. Simpsons by lowtekneq · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a simpsons ep i saw a few days ago, marges old boy friend is now a millionare b/c he invented a modem that converts the old analog squeeks into easy listening music.

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  27. What drive noise? by entrylevel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am actually shocked whenever I here a noisy, clicking hard drive, even though I know it is the norm. I never buy anything but the cheapest Maxtor I can find, and they don't make any noise I can discern over the computer's fan. Why PC manufacturers use anything else when Maxtor is usually the cheapest is beyond me.

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    1. Re:What drive noise? by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maxtor drives are always very quiet. They have an acoustic management utility you can use to either make them seek faster or be quieter. Even with fast seeks on, they are still very quiet. Maxtor is quickly becoming the best hard disk manufacturer. Their drives are also very reliable and they are the technology leader with the largest dis(c)ks.

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    2. Re:What drive noise? by ahaning · · Score: 1

      technology leader with the largest dis(c)ks.

      Hard drives are `disks'.

      CDs are Compact Discs.

      Actually, I would say that, in general, magnetic media arranged on a disk-like platter is a `disk' where as optical media on disk-like platter is a `disc'. Though, who really cares, call them HDDs or CDs or DVDs and be done with it :) .

      Since when has having a large penis made you a technology leader?

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    3. Re:What drive noise? by BRTB · · Score: 1

      Well the older Maxtors have occasionally given me trouble, but the newer ones are fine - maybe because of the infusion of the tech they bought from Quantum. Heck, I just bought a 60gb Maxtor D-740x and the thing's got a Quantum-style case and everything, just with the Maxtor logo on it instead =]

    4. Re:What drive noise? by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      I meant that as a joke only, biggest dicks. I know the supposed standard in the use of discs vs disks, even though people regularly use either to refer to both, even in major magazines and the like, so it's hard to say that it's a very strong standard.

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    5. Re:What drive noise? by neonstz · · Score: 1

      The reason Maxtor got the largest IDE disks is because they are the only harddrive manufacturer using the ATA-133 standard. ATA-100 got a physical limit of 128 GB. While all the previous IDE size limits have been limits in the protocol in some way or another, the 128 GB limit is physical (as far as I've read). The other manufacturers want you to wait for the Serial-ATA standard which is better.

    6. Re:What drive noise? by robhancock · · Score: 1

      It's not ATA-133 vs. 100 actually, that's a separate issue. Maxtor has something they call the BigDrive extension..

    7. Re:What drive noise? by ahaning · · Score: 1

      Hah, and here I was thinking you were being serious and trying to say something more like dis[c/k]s. Oh well..

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    8. Re:What drive noise? by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      Yeah, and it's 137GB and the issue is really just changing to a 48 bit address space, Maxtor's marketing dept just called it BigDrive, ANSI ATA has already picked it up and put it in a standard (ATAPI-6), so it's likely that the larger Maxtor disks will be compatible down the road too. :) Man, the original poster was pretty far off base.

      Original poster: http://www.maxtor.com/products/bigdrive/whitepaper .htm

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  28. Good Use by Kubik+-+The+Original · · Score: 0

    The only good use for this that I can think of is erasing a HD with a Microsoft OS.

    "Why the hell did you do that to my drive???"

    "It was running XP, you had to be saved. Not only that, but now you can listen to the Star Wars theme!"

    "..."

    1. Re:Good Use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG your to funi!

  29. Can you imagine ... by PhoenxHwk · · Score: 1

    A Beowulf cluster of ... Ahh nevermind.

    Seriously though, we could be talkin 6.1 surround here with enough of these babies!

    1. Re:Can you imagine ... by AaronMB · · Score: 1

      > A Beowulf cluster of ... Ahh nevermind.

      Would that by a computer symphony?

  30. eek, my network! by discstickers · · Score: 1

    Please don't slashdot us! We need the bandwidth!

    Heh, the web request stats will be interesting to look at. I bet the porn movies get lots of downloads.

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  31. Better use for bad drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I live near some woods, and when I have a filed HD, I nail it to a tree using several really humongous spikes--drive them right through the case and the platters.

    Not only does it work off a lot of frustration, but the HD then acts as an omen to ward off other computer gremlins for several weeks.

  32. ok i hHAVE to say it... by ryusen · · Score: 2

    imagine a beowulf cluster of these...
    heh this guy should consider going into business... if he can get things at the right price break he might be able to make a few bucks selling geek specialty items... just put them in a nice case (and if he can demonstrate the sound live, i'd consider buying a pair...

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  33. Other than the DJ Afroman Pics.... by hilltop · · Score: 0
    I think the blue dining hall treys add to the ghettonesss of this project for sure

    hilltop

  34. Why not make your monitor into a fish tank? by LM741N · · Score: 1

    While you're at it, why not make an old monitor into a fish tank. Remove all the electronics, and crt, and put a piece of glass over the front end, cementing and plugging up the holes with RTV. Then cut a hole in the top and add your fish.

    1. Re:Why not make your monitor into a fish tank? by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      I actually have a monitor shell in my basement right now that I plan to do that with. It should be pretty cool... I left the power button on the front so I can use it to control the fish tank lights.

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    2. Re:Why not make your monitor into a fish tank? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually pretty popular to do with old Macs.

      There are a number of plans available on the net, and pre-made Macaquariums are available here:
      http://www.macaquarium.com/text/aquaria.htm

  35. Re:lives in my dorm by paranoidia · · Score: 1

    Who are you? come down to 010 if u wanna say hi ;-)

  36. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by red_dragon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Didn't those disk drives contain their own processors? I recall hearing they were often programmed to format disks very quickly, so I guess they could be used to play those tunes while the C64 works on something else.

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  37. Re:Musical Vibrators? by October_30th · · Score: 0
    If my girlfriend's vibrator starts talking to me, I'm ending it.

    If my girlfriend had a vibrator, Id end it. Period.

    I and my one-eyed trouser snake should be more than enough for her. No more silly talk about tongues, fingers or vibrators, please.

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  38. A lot better than clicks by rechlin · · Score: 1

    Wow...all my IBM DeskStar 75 makes are clicks of death! Quite impressive.

    1. Re:A lot better than clicks by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      My replacement GXP75 shorts out and makes a nice high speed whine every blue moon, with a reboot noise finale!

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  39. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yeah, but can it give head?

  40. Amiga - Gadaffi Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember the Gadaffi virus on the Amiga? It was rumoured that it played strange tunes using the drive stepper motor. The info on it here backs this up, but I've never seen the virus in action... anyone care to elaborate?

  41. Dibona=Boner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I finally figured out to spell Dibona 's name Wow Chris ....please freaking change it ...love Geoff

  42. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Yup, but it was of course not really healthy for the drive. :)

    These tunes got so popular at least in swedish computer mags that they gave *huge* program listings in the mag with literally tons of DATA statements, like

    110 DATA 201, 34, 129, 123, ...

    etc. Of course since it was the only way to program in machine code from BASIC... *shudder*

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  43. Hmm... by Nall · · Score: 2

    Reminds me of last week's episode of The Simpsons, where Marge's old boyfriend invents a device to turn modem static into music.

    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a "Snore Converter", at the end of the episode. Artie Ziff used it to prevent Homer's snoring from disturbing Marge ...

      "Sweet dreams are made of these ... He's a loser, Marge, he'll never amount to anything ... Sweet Dreams are made of these, I am watching ... you through a camera"

  44. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by October_30th · · Score: 1, Funny
    Youve got it all wrong.

    Computer stuff is for work. What Ive got in my pants is for fun.

    Now, the most important rule is: never mix fun and work. If youre working, dont let the pretty women screw with your head. Women don't deserve any better advice on technical matters than the worst male PHB or slob of a co-worker. On the other hand, if youre having fun out with the ladies, don't talk shop. You're a "technical consultant", not an engineer or a scientist.

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  45. Re:Musical Vibrators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why Democrats get laid more often than Republicans.

    Cigar, anyone?

  46. No frequency filters? by Ozan · · Score: 2, Informative

    He connected the drives parallel to the amp, without any filtering? A lowpass for the big one, highpass for the small and bandpass for other would sound much better as with all drives heads moving similar.

  47. afrodot.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    afrodot.org

    afrodot.org

  48. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by October_30th · · Score: 1
    110 DATA 201, 34, 129, 123, ...

    Uhhuh. I still can remember typing in page after page of that kind of code from magazines. Imagine. The code and graphics like sprites and character sets were loaded in from DATA statements.

    But wasn't all in vain. I can still outtype the younger hackers both in speed and accuracy. ;-)

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  49. Neato! by Karma+Sucks · · Score: 2

    Hey this Afrotech stuff is grattttttttttttteee!

    Got a real kicker out of this one. Check http://www.afrotechmods.com/ for one hell of a site design.

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    1. Re:Neato! by loz · · Score: 2, Funny

      hehehe, Afrodot, news for idiots.

      http://www.afrotechmods.com/groovy/takeover/afro do t.jpg

      loz

  50. Cool Stuff by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    Hehe... that's Awesome :)

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  51. 4 evar ;) by altaic · · Score: 1

    We have a kickass connection here. I would be very surprised if /. took it down. Half the eastern cost bandwidth at one point or another passes through CMU. Cert is here, too.

    1. Re:4 evar ;) by maan · · Score: 1

      Yeah well sometimes its slow as hell...I'm actually surprised it's working so well now...

      Maan

    2. Re:4 evar ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are u talkin about? CMU connections are never slow... u must be on the wireless or somethin...

  52. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeah, they had thier own processor, but they were NOT fast at formatting a disk, it took about 80 seconds, then you had to flip the disk over and format the other side (if you were so inclined to use double sided disks).

    Oh, and copying a disk was lots of fun, considering that the memory could only hold 64K chunks at a time, and the disk held about 180K per side, I think (it was measured in blocks rather than KB back then). You had to keep switching the disks back and forth to make a copy of a full disk.

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  53. Hrm by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    I didn't recognize the matrix music myself in that video, but the rest of them were fine, starwars worked.

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  54. Re:On the same site... by tom.allender · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Also this...

  55. Erm. by autopr0n · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Well. You do realize that regular speakers only work by vibration, don't you? You get sound out of these the same way you get sound out of single speaker cones, by moving them through each individual sound wave.

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    1. Re:Erm. by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

      So are you actually telling me that a vibrator could be made to say "Ohhhh, yeah!" like the Kool-Aid guy if you pressed it down juuust right?

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    2. Re:Erm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure. you don't need a separate speaker (or whatever you're sending the signal through to cause vibrations) for every frequency present in the signal. when you add together all the frequencies needed to reproduce a sound, your result is just one signal. if you feed this one signal into a speaker, it's equivalent to sending the component signals all through at the same time. if you want (and as done with the guy's hdd's), you can use filters to separate out the high/mid/low frequency components to produce 3 separate signals (which would be fed into speakers optimized for high/mid/low frequencies)

      AC

  56. Floppy drives by captainmoo · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I know the head in a floppy drive doesn't work the same way as it does in a hard drive, but I wonder if there's enough similarity to get the same effect? My FDDs seem to die more often than my HDDs so I'd try it with one of them before I take apart my hds

    1. Re:Floppy drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are built with stepper motors. You can drive a stepper too, but you would need something on the motor spindle that can turn the vibration into sound.

      I haven't have a floppy drive died on me yet except the on in my Amiga. May be you got too much dust sucked into your floppy drive by the fan ??

    2. Re:Floppy drives by robhancock · · Score: 1

      I would imagine not - the system to move the heads is very different, HDs use a voice coil which is almost the same as that used in a speaker, only it moves the head instead of a speaker cone. Floppy drives use a stepper motor..

  57. Re:Old news by GigsVT · · Score: 2

    BTW- Yes the slashdot search engine is a steaming pile of shit. They really should buy one of Google's fine products or something.

    In the near term though, try site:slashdot.org in google, to narrow the search. You can also try the linux search on google, www.google.com/linux.

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  58. But the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The question is SHOULD this be done just because it COULD be done? The scariest part it that people actually think this is cool? I for one prefer my regular speakers.

  59. Pretty damn well :) by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    I'm getting over 500k/sec here :) Basicaly instant downloads on these videos. If only the rest of the internet worked like this :P

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  60. on the subject of crazy ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe someone will figure out how to make a CD-R play its buffer (filled with audio) through its headphone jack...like a sound card!

  61. Re:lives in my dorm by TrollForJesus · · Score: -1

    And don't forget the lube...

  62. You realize that was a hoax right? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    For geez sake thats the dumbest hoax i've ever seen. I mean the drives are not even moving in sync with the bloody audio. [hint: watch the "star wars" one].

    Tom

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    1. Re:You realize that was a hoax right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like when you're young AND VERY STUPID, litterally put a sewing needle into 78rpm's groove while the record player is turning (obviously) and hear (albeit faintly) the music out of the needle you're holding with two finger tips.

  63. Not beowulf and more by compupc1 · · Score: 1

    Ok, a Beowulf cluster is multiple COMPUTERS (or at least partial computers) that are linked together to do distributed computing. A RAID Array is multiple HARD DRIVES linked together to emulate one large hard drive with redundancy. There's a big difference.

    I don't know...a Dolby Digital EX or a DTS sound played through 6 sets of these could be cool (and über geeky)...don't know about the ".1" though. I think you'd have a hard time finding a hard drive head driver that could produce that low of a frequency!

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    1. Re:Not beowulf and more by PhoenxHwk · · Score: 1
      Ok, a Beowulf cluster is multiple COMPUTERS (or at least partial computers) that are linked together to do distributed computing. A RAID Array is multiple HARD DRIVES linked together to emulate one large hard drive with redundancy. There's a big difference.
      No kiddin, its a joke. Cripes. No one said "A Beowulf cluster is computers, not people" when people used the standard joke in Taco's proposal.
    2. Re:Not beowulf and more by compupc1 · · Score: 1

      True, but I guess to me the joke does make sense until you make it:
      "A RAID array of ... Ahh nevermind."
      Br :)

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  64. Differnt Spin on an Old Concept...... by jsimon12 · · Score: 1

    We used to do this with our Commmedore 64 floppy drives, or at least something close. You could control the and make it play a crude melody.

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  66. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by mmontour · · Score: 2, Informative

    Didn't those disk drives contain their own processors?

    Yes, they had an on-board CPU and RAM so it was possible to run custom programs on the disk drive. I had one disk-copy program that worked this way; it would automatically copy disks from one drive to another, without involving the main computer (the drives were connected by a daisy-chained serial bus, so you could even unplug the computer from the drive chain once you'd uploaded the program).

  67. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but can it give head?

    Yes, if you insert the right stuff into the job queue.

    [Filler text to get through lameness filter. Yeah, that filter sure makes Slashdot less lame. Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda. I don't see how this is anything close to being only 6 characters per line.]

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  69. In the ol' Amiga days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a program called "drivemusic" that made the internal floppy drive play the "Condor Pasa" tune. IIRC it basically moved back and forth the head using some sort of pulse width modulation. Sounds incredible, but that marvellous machine gave the developers complete (and incredibly responsive) control of its underlying hardware.

  70. Just can't imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Beowulf Raid 5 Orchestra of these things!

  71. Read the article, then post it. by MacGabhain · · Score: 2

    The sound being produced is not the related to the noise some hard drives make. He's not spinning them at particular rates to get different sounds (which would only allow him to produce one frequency per platter anyway). He's vibrating them, just like regular drivers. Still a cool waste of time, but not the least bit what the posting indicated.

  72. Useless but Priceless PC Mods by forged · · Score: 1

    His site has loads of other goodies such as this (stupid mods) or again this (really cheap mods)

  73. Reminds me of an old C=64 program... by dburr · · Score: 1

    Back in my C=64 days, I remember finding this program that played a song ("sailing, sailing, ..." if my memory serves me correctly) using the motors on the C=1541 disk drive. Pity that just a few runs of the program would trash the drive. Ah, nostalgia!

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    1. Re:Reminds me of an old C=64 program... by thumbtack · · Score: 1

      I was actually thinking how much it sounds like the old "Sid" music files you used to get for Commodore C64s and 128s. LI Dave's SID Collection has probably most of the Sid files that were available and even has a Winamp plugin to play them.....

  74. But surely... by bLanark · · Score: 1

    ... the amiga is so old that a HDD would be the size of a small suitcase. Yet this dude says that it's the smallest drive.

    Don't ask me, I was too skint to have an Amiga with a hard drive, or even an amiga with a floppy for that matter, I had to stick to the spectrum (and the tops-20 machine at college - only 3 people allowed to use emacs at once otherwise it'd kill the machine!), but maybe this is a typo or this is a little bogus.

    So: how big WAS the amiga hard drive?

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    1. Re:But surely... by mmontour · · Score: 1

      ... the amiga is so old that a HDD would be the size of a small suitcase. Yet this dude says that it's the smallest drive.

      The Amiga 1200 used a 2.5" (laptop-style) drive. I assume that's what this guy had.
      AFAIK all of the other Amiga models used normal 3.5" hard drives (if they had one at all).

    2. Re:But surely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Afroman here. Im too lazy to create an account just for this one /.ing.
      Youre absolutely right, it is an 80mb 2.5" harddisk that used to be in my A1200. I got a new 250mb one now. It can store a few mp3s ;)

  75. hrmm,.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait so im confused.. is the music really coming from the hard drives or is this a joke...

  76. This guys page is great allover !! by Tha_Zanthrax · · Score: 1
  77. Wrong explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From what I can see the drives are not spinning at all, he is just using the voice coil of the drives as a speaker.

  78. wow by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

    just for the record, this is probably the most fucked up thing I've seen in a while !

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  79. wow, this is cool by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 2

    I bet this technology could be used to move a cone of paper or other stiff material, which would move a large air mass and create clear sound vibrations, thus reproducing sound...

    Nah, too crazy...

    Seriously this is very cool and reminds me of the folks who put an AM radio next their Altairs (or whatever it was) and ran different instructions to create different frequency interference, thus creating music.

    What I'd REALLY like to see is the microwave interference from a GHz PC fucking with a cordless phone or something, making it ring....could it be done?

  80. Fun, but an ancient idea by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2

    Back in 1982 or so, I remember pr0n software for the Apple ][ that used the floppy drive (O, the irony!) for the sound effects. Same principle: it did it by moving the head (hee-hee!) back and forth.

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  81. Nice little Slashdot parody by David+Ziegler · · Score: 1

    Found this while browsing around here... Afroman's parody (Afrodot.org) of Slashdot.

  82. Afrotech's Version of Slashdot by Mr.+Fusion · · Score: 1

    Anyone actually explore the rest of his site and find his own version of Slashdot, Afrodot.org, on there?

  83. nothing new by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

    i used to do this with little motors, like the ones from cassette players over 20 years ago.
    they wouldnt be very loud tho unless you touched the middle part to a large plate of something to vibrate it.

  84. Re:A new call to the Police.. by phagstrom · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...he just bought a 200 gig hard drive, and a keg of beer


    Police: Sorry sir, we can ask him to close Windows. Other than that we can't do anything. :-)

    Very fsck'ed up.
  85. Re:Old news by jjwahl · · Score: 1

    Search term: Musical.

    First page link in results:
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=00/06/23/164121 6&mode=thread

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  87. And as any good geek knows... by arnoroefs2000 · · Score: 1

    Always mention you got a girlfriend/wife in some convenient way :)

    "I guess it would help if I said what this is. Well, for all you cheap guys who have never played Doom before, this is my rendition of a scene from the final stage of Doom II. Our hero is standing on a platform in front of the mega demon bad dude and is ready to whoop ass with his double barrelled shottie. It is constructed in 3d out of cardboard, and has circuitry such that when I push the monitor power button things light up. And yes that is my beloved Donna in the background of the first picture."

    1. Re:And as any good geek knows... by svwolfpack · · Score: 1

      Haha if you read more of the site, you find out that his "beloved Donna" is actually Donna from "That 70's Show"... oh well, it's nice to dream at least...

  88. i used to do by BenTheDewpendent · · Score: 1

    I used to do this about 8 years a go with old 5 1/4 floppy drives that i scraped. or just use a steper motor from anything.

    I was bored in the 6th grade and took to hooking stuff up to my stereo. onetime i hooked up a laser diode it was cool for a couple min before i turned the volume up to loud and fried it.

    I used to hook leds, motors, laser diodes and nearly anything i could find to my stereo. The stereo died a year or so later turned it on one day and smoke was comin out of it. Not something i would recomend todo with anything that wasnt bought at a gragesale for 20$ but interesting none the less....

  89. Re:lives in my dorm by mike3411 · · Score: 1

    I wonder how may CMU students /. gets. What dorm are you talking about? I'm in Mudge....
    And BTW, props to our servers for being completely NOT slashdotted.

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  90. Re:lives in my dorm by generic-man · · Score: 1

    I'm in West Wing. I know we get plenty of folks reading Slashdot -- especially during lecture thanks to our wireless network. This isn't even the first story about CMU (or a student thereof) on Slashdot's front page: Tom7's guide to breaking your computer has been there, I submitted a story about the Bill Joy synthetic interview back in 2000, and of course we made news when our beloved sysadmin pulled the plug on 70+ users for sharing MP3s.

    Ah, I love this place. :)

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  91. Re:someone mod this up please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes this
    http://www.afrotechmods.com/groovy/takeover/afro do t.jpg

  92. Re:lives in my dorm by paranoidia · · Score: 1

    I'm in scobell, along with the guy who the did the hard drive speakers. And apparently someone who lives 2 floors above him, who we don't know.

  93. off FUCKING topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, duh eh ?

  94. Re:Musical Vibrators? by Iamthefallen · · Score: 2

    uhm, just a second...you have a girlfriend(a), she has a vibrator(b). And when you use a and b together you want to play music by using the exact right pressure...
    Is it just me, or is that a very wrong time to play with geeky toys?

    Just curious, what would one reply after finally succeding at the Star Wars theme and she asks what you're giggling at? Commit suicide by proxy by telling the truth? Just run? hmm

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  95. mainframe line-printer music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Way back when, the printer us poor students were using for batch job print outputs was an HP Corvalis mumblemumble (can't remember the exact model name). IIRC, the printer was not a dot *matrix*, but a dot *line*, i.e. it was a row of pins that ran the width of the print line. No moving heads, part of the whole line would be printed in one shot. (If the mylar guiding band slipped off its control gears, your 200 page listing would be condensed in this black block 2/3rds of a page long.)

    (Ouch. Bad description. But bear with me.)

    Anyway, we all noticed the different pitches the printer would make depending on what was coming out. We all could make the beginning of a print job and the breaks between the different sections (jcl, code listing, code input, code output, billing info, end of print job -- more or less) without even looking at the printer.

    So, one day, some smartass spent the whole weekend typing this weird HP-2000 BASIC(1) program that was that did not make any sense (mostly PRINTs)... But, when ran, made the printer screetch out Beethoven's 9th!!!

    I wonder how long it took him to figure out what line pattern mapped to what note.

    Hey, why print the Mona Lisa or Einstein's head (remember those old ASCII posters? Boy, was there a hot trade of the card decks to output those!) when you can litterally print music?

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  96. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by funky+womble · · Score: 1

    What, just like you don't have to do with 'diskcopy a: b:' from a DOS window?

  97. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by funky+womble · · Score: 1
    Of course, the good magazines eventually started putting checksums through the data, so you could tell which line the mistakes were in. What fantastic fun it was when they just had one big checksum for the whole lot and it just said 'data wrong, check typing'...

    Would have been a lot nicer if they'd used base64 ...

  98. Dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the platter spinning that's gonna give you any sound. It's the actuator!! The thing uses a VOICE COIL for atheist's sake!

  99. DMCA joke, anyone? by netsharc · · Score: 1

    Look, he's playing MP3s and using the harddisks as output devices.. hmm.. there must be something funny that can said about built-in DRM?

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  100. Re:lives in my dorm by bugg · · Score: 1
    I wonder how many CMU students /. makes?

    I'll be joining you guys in the fall (I've been accepted ED)

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  101. Re:Musical Vibrators? by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

    Come on, man. Having sex with a girl is something almost every guy does, dozens of times over his lifetime. It's kind of like, I don't know, getting drunk, or eating a really tasty manicotti - fun! pleasurable! but mundane.

    Now listening to the theme to Star Wars emanating from your girlfriend's nether region with the help of a wonderful piece of technology you've ingeniously turned into a speaker using only your amazing dexterity and skill - that's something almost no one ever gets to experience in an entire lifetime. I'm not even sure it could be done. Maybe with a lifetime of meditation and dedication to Zen?

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  102. I can't stand my Maxtor by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 2

    $ dmesg | grep hda
    hda: Maxtor 90840D6
    (more output snipped to appease the lame lameness filter)


    It's pretty old I admit, but it's the loudest hard drive I've ever heard and it drives me crazy. Even when the drive is idle the spinning platters sound like a jet engine.

  103. What a cool site :) by Chicane-UK · · Score: 0

    I think that site is really cool.. he definately earns my geek of the week award. Everyone of his little projects was either interesting or amusing :)

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  104. Re:Musical Vibrators? by Iamthefallen · · Score: 2

    Oh sure, I'm just not sure that's the time to be a full out geek is all... Maybe it's just cause my GF is a body piercer and has access to sharp needles needles should I be too distracted by shiny objects...

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  105. Re:Old news by prockcore · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.org/articles/00/06/23/1641216.shtm l

    That's the article you're thinking of. Symphony for Dot Matrix Printers.

  106. "Pr0n software for the Apple ]["??? by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, I can only imagine how arousing THAT must have been...

    *monochrome green naked woman, or possibly a tree sloth, it's hard to tell, moves across the screen at 4 fps*

    "GRONK GRONK GRONK"


    I'm getting all tingly just thinking about it.

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    1. Re:"Pr0n software for the Apple ]["??? by kurtkilgor · · Score: 1

      I actually remember one of the (pirated?) Apple
      ][ games in elementary school had something like this in the intro screen. Every so often someone would load this game . . .

      Teacher: "Danny, what are you doing?"
      Danny: "Oh, I don't know where that came from" *goes back to sipping Mott's*

    2. Re:"Pr0n software for the Apple ]["??? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
      We had the color display hardware, and it was fairly detailed line art taking up the entire screen. 2 images switched back and forth to approximate motion of some kind.

      The "GRONK GRONK GRONK" part was spot on, though.

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  107. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Ah, memories.

    That would be the "1541 Music Machine".

    Taking advantage of the onboard 6502 processor and 2k of RAM, it made the venerable Commodore 1541 floppy disk drive play a crude, yet recognizable version of "Bicycle built for two", which was the first piece of music ever sung by a digital computer.

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  108. Re:lives in my dorm by altaic · · Score: 1

    altaic == Will =) (Scobell 3) I'll be down later on.

  109. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by Prowl · · Score: 1

    their processor was actually MORE powerful than the one in the C64 itself IIRC

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  110. Re:On the same site... by Prowl · · Score: 1

    hehe mod this up, more people should see it!

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  111. noise cancelling? by KurdtX · · Score: 1

    First, I could/would never do this, so congratulations. However, it does sound (I know, your microphone sucks) like there is a lot of the normal whirring and clicking of a hard drive laid over the music. Have you given any thought to cancelling this noise out, by perhaps writing something that would play a constant (or variable with rotation speed) noise opposite the humming?

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  112. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  113. Floppies can do this too... by jpellino · · Score: 2

    An engineer who shall remain nameless (cuz I just know what'll happen here if I bring up where I know him from - the Coleco Adam - and yes, there were some very cool things about that machine for its day)

    Anyway, he was charged with a program that would make sure the floppy drive was operating before doing other things, so to put it thru its paces, he had it access tracks in the correct order (and therefore musical pitches based on spin) to play "Mary Had A Little Lamb" - hear the tune - everything's OK!

    That - um *feature* didn't make it to 1.0 though.

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  114. Explorer Head Seeks on Bootup by pz · · Score: 1

    Years ago, say in the early and mid 80s, Texas Instruments made a line of computers called Explorers, derived from the Lisp Machine of MIT AI Lab fame. The engineers at TI were pretty sharp, and had a good sense of humour, too. Upon power-up, the Explorers would go through a battery of self-tests which included (emphasis for relevance to the current story) seeking the heads of the *running* disk drives at audio frequencies to create a rising tone followed by a falling tone: whoooeep-wheeeou. I was at MIT at the time, and TI gave us a heap of these machines since they used the NuBus, which our group (Real-Time Systems , headed by Prof. Steve Ward) had invented. We were all a little suprised when we heard them make that noise, but became, in truly geeky fashion, completely impressed once we figured out how they did it!

    -- pz.

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  115. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unplug the drives from the C= 64? When they're powered on? Heh, I hope you never did try that. This is a computer that could loose its magic smoke if you turned your printer, drives and system on in the wrong order!

  116. Re:Musical Vibrators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having sex with a girl is something almost every guy does, dozens of times over his lifetime.

    Dozens of times over a lifetime, eh? Yup, I'm at Slashdot all right.

  117. On a related thought... by Bnonn · · Score: 1
    ...instead of turning your hardrive into a speaker to create more noise, how feasible would it be for drive manufacturers to reduce noise by inserting a speaker that would emit destructive interference to nullify the sound of the drive heads reading, and possibly the whine of spin?

    Ianal, and I realise that some quite clever engineering would be needed in terms of timing and frequency, but being a writer and not a physicist I can't think of any reason why this wouldn't at least reduce noise, if not negate it completely.

    So, will somebody who actually knows stuff respond and flame me for being an idiot and making suggestions on topics I only have a marginal understanding of?

    1. Re:On a related thought... by Matthaeus · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't work unless you could place the speaker at the same location as the noise creator. If there is any displacement between the source of the noise and the speaker, then there will be places where the noise will be nullified, yes, but there will also be places where the noise is twice as bad. For a good idea of what I'm talking about, take a compass and draw several concentric circles. Then pick another point (close to the first) and draw several more. Places where the lines intersect represent constructive interference. Places halfway between where the lines intersect represent destructive interference. It'd be far far easier to just engineer the noise out of the thing in the first place than to try to find a way to nullify the noise through destructive interference.

  118. Nope, it was the Aussies. by Goonie · · Score: 2

    A bunch of Aussies did it first, in 1951. See the story here.

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  119. Re:lives in my dorm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm another one, living in Doherty. Yes, I'm the jerk who kept getting various subnets and several ip's banned for trolling.

  120. And for my next trick by cygnus · · Score: 2

    I'm going to make my speakers store gigabytes of data!

    this one might take a while. hmmmm...

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  121. Noise Cancellation by pornaholic · · Score: 1

    I know they have consumer devices for vehicle interiors now that let you cancel out the car noise, and change it to whatever you like, I'd like to find out if it's reasonable to set a cancellation system up inside a case. I bet it's still a little too expensive for widespread use though.

  122. I've done that AGES ago... by sluggie · · Score: 2

    well.. kinda...

    I once accidentially connected the internal PC speaker to the HDD led pin on the mobo... well it was some kind of "Harddrive Speaker"... more or less ;)

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  123. Not exactly an original idea by evilviper · · Score: 2

    I was doing this same thing with metal-bladed fans when I was a we lad of 12. I didn't make a demonstration out if it, but at least I've got some witnesses.

    Heh... Although, back then, things that didn't have a practical purpose WERE NOT news ;-).

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  124. Re:These videos prove once again... by celerity02 · · Score: 1

    not my college...they're plastic. the napkin holders , on the other hand... ;)

  125. Re:On the same site... by Seehund · · Score: 1

    "Redundant"? Brilliant. What's even more brilliant is that a comment posted almost 2 hours later is modded 4, Funny.

    BTW, check out the time travelling Amiga 500.

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  126. FurbyTV by KernelSanders · · Score: 1

    Fished from a dumpster a mere 2 hours ago and now coming at ya live tonight.

    FurbyTV!

    (Thanks, Afro Tech Mods for the inspiration...tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999)

  127. streaming by Dwedit · · Score: 1

    Now you can stream your music directly off the hard drive!

  128. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by Megahurts · · Score: 1
    >Computer stuff is for work. What Ive got in my pants is for fun.


    yeah, but why do you have a playstation in you pants? and would I need a special adapter to do the same with my dreamcast?
  129. Re:Hard drive noises-Winchesters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Winchesters (the drive, not the gun) use to make a singing noise while seeking.

  130. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by p3d0 · · Score: 2

    If I recall, the 1541 had a 6502 and 14kb of ram. That was ironic, because I used it with my VIC-20 "computer" that had a 6502 and 3.5kb of ram.

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  131. The stepping motor can make noise too by micromoog · · Score: 2
    If you attach two of the four pins that power the stepping motor that spins the platters to an audio input, the stepping motor produces an audible square wave when the platter is spun by hand.

    Try it! It makes a really nice analog whirrrrrrring sound.

  132. STOP! THE LAUGHTER IS KILLING ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh god, I laughed so hard now i'm crying and people are looking at me funny, why do I insist on visiting /. in public places!!

  133. This actually works! by Una · · Score: 1

    Well, after viewing this, I just HAD to try it out. =)

    I grabbed an old scsi maxtor 200 meg drive, and began ripping its guts out.
    Now, this old drive is kinda clamshelled inside of the case,
    with the heads, actuator, platters, and motor all in a case within the case.

    I probed and probed the connectors on the ribbon cable attached to the heads,
    Finally I found two with low enough impedance to be the coil for the actuator.
    Next I grabbed some old 20AWG crap speaker cable and soldered it onto the the ribbon cable.
    After checking again with the multimeter to make sure there were no shorts I hooked it up.

    To my amazement, it actually worked!
    After a few seconds, I could feel the drive getting quite hot.
    So I grabbed a tiny heatsink I had lying around, and thermal epoxied it onto the exposed part of the.. err.. voicecoil :)
    Much cooler now.

    As for the sound, the quality of this "speaker" is quite poor.
    Its alot like listening to overdriven headphones from across the room.
    Then again, at some high frequencies, it actually rivals my Dynaudio home thearter speakers.

    Simply amazing!

    --Una

  134. HP used to do something similar on their scanner by uradu · · Score: 2

    A ScanJet 4c (I think) we got back in 1994 had a Jukebox.exe program on the driver disk. It's been a while, but I believe it let you play MIDI files on the scanner stepper. Quite clearly, too. I think they yanked the program later on, though, I've never been able to find it again.

  135. neat...who bout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    F.1.r.s.t P.0.s.t

    Whois #dlf

  136. Re:lives in my dorm by TrollForJesus · · Score: -1

    PHAT!#@#!

  137. Re:lives in my dorm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF? U dont wanna come to CMU... I've been here almost 2 terms and I wanna get out! leeeeeeeave!!!

  138. Click Death Zip Drives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now it would be something if we could use those Zip drives that died the "click death".

  139. Old hat by uspsguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A looooong time ago, at a college not too far away, 1/2 inch tape drives were in very common use. The capstan motors were capable of small movements and could be reversed quickly. IBM had a demonstration set up at one of our E-Days programs with a paper speaker cone mounted on a small stick. The stick was clamped to a capstan and they had a program running to play quite acceptable quality music. IIRC, they could even control the volume. Since this was over 30 years ago, I don't remember all the details but I was impressed at the time.

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  140. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by ianezz · · Score: 2
    A little known fact about 1541: it was actually labeled 154l, or 154I, not 1541!

    If you have a close look at the label (see here or here: sorry, couldn't find larger pictures), the last character is slightly different from the first (it does not have the oblique little dash like the first, so it is not a ``1'' digit).

    OTOH, all the Commodore user documentation reported it as 1541...

  141. UW-Madison by emmons · · Score: 2

    dining hall trays make excelent mounts for home brew electronics projects

    Among other things. Here at the U of Wisconsin - Madison we use use them as sleds. :)

    Lots of fun trying to stop at the bottem of Bascom Hill before you hit the trees...

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  142. Other strange music ideas... by OpenLith · · Score: 1
    Back in 1979-80 I noticed (through perusing manuals) that my TRS-80 Model III had a programmable oscillator to help generate analog signals for peripheral interfaces, including the cassette interface. My first project was to program the oscillator to generate music and sound effects over AM and FM frequencies. That was fun for awhile, but then I figured out how to send just about any sound wave I wanted over the cassette drive cable, so if I depressed the copy protection lever with my finger while I pressed record and play, I could use my boom box for better sound. I wrote up my findings as a science fair project, got all kinds of press covereage, and the next thing you know, everybody was doing it.

    My next science fair project was building a multiplatform (Apple II, TI 99/4, Vic20, Atari 400, TRS-80 models III and II) network over cassette drive cables and RS-232 serial ports for the purpose of playing games, sharing and printing formatted documents with hyperlinks, and accessing incompatible peripherals. I narrowly missed advancing to the international science fair on that one, probably because it was ahead of its time.

    The judges two decades ago didn't like to admit they knew nothing about computers-- the comments I got were along the lines of "the ability to use computers is a good skill but does not constitute science unless it presents something new or investigates something less trivial," writing off my creative ideas and all the code I wrote as just the way people use computers. A decade later, the same idea was no longer called "trivial," but "the single most important technological innovation of our generation."

    Go figure.

    1. Re:Other strange music ideas... by canadian+troll · · Score: -1

      dude... should have filed for patents....
      hahahahahahahahaha
      funny post BTW

  143. Hard Drive Races? by vortexau · · Score: 1

    True!

    Weren't older Hard Drives called "Voice Coil"?

    I also recall that the giant early Hard Drives were really large, and one older computer terminology dictionary referred to Hard Drive Racing (HDR)!

    It said that the washing machine-sized drives could be made to move by precisely controlling head movement, to the extent that programmers conducted 'races' across the floor of the room.

    Anyone who used such equipment confirm this?

    .

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  144. Re:Old news by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

    they had the symphony of dot matrix printers. i downloaded the mp3's. it was interesting at the very least. i don't think they used the printers to make sounds (like this kid did with the hard drives). i think they took the printer noises and mixed them to produce a musical piece. the printers weren't the "speakers" they were the musical instruments, like in a real orchestra you've got violins and horns and stuff. hope this helps.

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  145. Re:My 1541 drive was a speaker too! by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    Nope, I was wrong. The 1541 had 2kb of ram according this.

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  146. No by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    But you could do it by running an audio signal through main coil.

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  147. Slashdot Parody is Brilliant by lonemonk · · Score: 0

    http://www.afrotechmods.com/groovy/takeover/afrodo t.jpg