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Pop-up Ads Coming to A TV Near You

Muddie writes "The Atlanta Journal-Constitution is reporting that television execs and advertising agencies think product placement and the 30 second commercial spot are not getting the respect they deserves from us consumers, so in order to combat us ignoring them, there will be pop-up ads taking up the lower quarter of your screen during normal programming. Not only that, but the ads will run during relevant portions of the programming (see a guy shaving in the mirror, get a pop-up ad from a razor company). Do "They" think we just don't see enough advertising in a day? If you aren't busy throwing things through your television yet, you can read the article over here (with no pop-up ads)."

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  1. Done... by EvanED · · Score: 3, Informative

    Discovery channel does that with upcoming shows already. Though they take up more like the lower ninth, last only a few seconds, and only happen just after commercial breaks.

    1. Re:Done... by brsmith4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know about you, but it is still the most annoying thing on television right now. Remember when they had that Car-mod program? They were relentless with that. Discovery is losing its place in my heart anyway, with the advent of all these f--king cop shows. If i wanted to see that, I would watch reruns of cops on FX. I want more animals, more astronomy, and more, well, what discovery used to be.

    2. Re:Done... by uncoveror · · Score: 2

      You haven't read the half of it. These pop-up TV ads contain subliminal messages. They are going way too far!

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    3. Re:Done... by jmccay · · Score: 2

      You forgot to mention the "more on discovery.com" stuff that always pops up. I hate those, and I hate the Network symbols that appear ALL the time on some channels!!! My TV will stay off even more if they go through with this on a regular basis. I don't want commercial during the show!!!

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  2. hmm... by pavelam · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if we'll get x10 ads during spytv? God help us.

    1. Re:hmm... by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 3, Funny
      probably. Not to mention ads for

      oil during Bush speeches

      plastic surgery during Cher videos

      flying lessons during reruns of 9-11 shots

      See it from the bright side. This could make way for some excellent political and satirical commentary.

      Oh, in case you're wondering: I'm not being serious.

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    2. Re:hmm... by Muddie · · Score: 2

      They try to air politically and socially mocking ads of huge companies, but networks find a way to not book the ads. Check out http://www.adbusters.org for some great anti-ads (and ways to get copies of 30 second spots to send to networks to try and get them to be aired!).

      --Larry

  3. Yeah and... by Arminius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Time Warner will be getting their digital cable box back too. Hitting these guys in the pocketbook is your only way to get a message to them.

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    1. Re:Yeah and... by Moonwick · · Score: 2, Informative

      What a great idea; do you shoot the postman when he delivers junk mail?

      As this handy search page can tell you, Time Warner doesn't own a single TV station. So tell me, how exactly do you plan to make the big, bad TV stations "pay" for their right to make money?

      Get a clue.

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    2. Re:Yeah and... by tftp · · Score: 3, Insightful
      do you shoot the postman when he delivers junk mail?

      The postman does not force me to read the junk mail as a condition to read my other, important mail.

      Most mail rooms have large recycling containers for junk mail. From my point of view, I don't even receive the junk mail - it goes directly into recycling. On the other hand, if the postman starts inserting junk mail inside of other envelopes, then I may be upset about that...

    3. Re:Yeah and... by Stonehand · · Score: 2

      His point is that network != station. Local stations aren't owned by the networks; instead, they're affiliates with separate ownership.

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    4. Re:Yeah and... by Enry · · Score: 2

      You mean like the ads you get inside the cable bill, the mortgage bill, the phone bill, and the credit card bill?

      Good thing I pay most of them online. I just review the charges, make the payment and be done with it.

  4. Guh by Mwongozi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Just you wait. If they do this, you watch millions of people stop watching that channel, and the amount of people downloading episodes of their favourite series from the net, illegally, skyrocket.

    I'm glad I live in a country with advert-free TV.

    1. Re:Guh by sonarniche · · Score: 2, Insightful

      not if microsoft palladium and all sorts of other drm stuff comes out to try and stop it.

      i just love how consumers are getting blamed for all of business' woes these days. business isn't so good? its not because their business model is bad or maybe the execs are practicing shady accounting, its just that us damn people dont respect commercials and love to steal music all day long, because the people who support all these companies are evil!

      Gah is right. i swear in five years im going to end up a luddite.

    2. Re:Guh by skinfitz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm glad I live in a country with advert-free TV [bbc.co.uk].

      Yeah - unfortunately TV is not FREE in the UK adverts or no adverts - can you believe we are expected to pay £107 a year for a TV license? I dont watch TV and so I dont have a license. This tiny detail doesnt stop them HOUNDING me - they just assume that I do watch it without a license (which I dont, I SOOO dont) and they automatically get granted search warrants to break into and search your property, however it is not illegal to merely OWN a TV set, just to "use TV receiving equipment to receive or record television broadcast services". Yes, this includes TV cards in computers.

    3. Re:Guh by (outer-limits) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you need is the Australian system, where ad free TV is paid for by taxes. (For those that pay them, at least). Channel 2 has the best shows, news and current affairs.

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    4. Re:Guh by roguerez · · Score: 2

      Not really..

      In Holland we have a mixed system: three public channels which are paid for by both tax and advertising (in a number of blocks of about 5 minutes, no interruptions of programs), and for the rest purely commercial channels (more advertising, but still not as much as I saw once when I was in the US and every 10 minutes a commercial seemed to fly by).

      Holland and Australia are both far from communistic.

      I can tell you, it's really nice to watch TV without many commercial breaks.

    5. Re:Guh by Pentagram · · Score: 2

      and they automatically get granted search warrants to break into and search your property

      Actually I'm sure[*] this is untrue. Just ignore the letters asking you to buy a TV license and no one will come to check up on you, at least in person. I've never had a problem. If anyone does appear, just refuse to let them into your [flat|house], as they do not have automatic search warrant rights (I've heard that the tactic they use is to knock on your door and tell you that they've come to check if you have a TV without telling you you have a right to refuse tehm entry.) Even if they discover you have a TV without a license I believe they give you a warning in the first instance.

      * Insert usual IANA TV license expert clause

  5. What about the pr0n channels?! by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just imagine what this is going to do to the Playboy Channel and Spice TV....

    1. Re: What about the pr0n channels?! by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, like we haven't been told about herbal viagra already...

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  6. another reason by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 2, Insightful

    many people record shows and skip the commercials, having pop up ads would effectively force you to watch ads no matter what, as long as it was a part of the broadcast signal.

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    1. Re:another reason by dizco · · Score: 5, Insightful

      many people record shows and skip the commercials, having pop up ads would effectively force you to watch ads no matter what, as long as it was a part of the broadcast signal.

      I bet I can think of a way around it.

      *click*

      Look! No ads!

    2. Re:another reason by startled · · Score: 2

      "having pop up ads would effectively force you to watch ads no matter what"... assuming they don't make hardware that blocks 'em out. Sure, you'd have a fucking annoying black rectangle on your screen, but it's certainly possible.

    3. Re:another reason by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      Yes, there's no way to watch the show and avoid the American Express ad superimposed on the bottom quarter of the screen. But there's nothing stopping you from cutting up your American Express card and sending it back to them with a note explaining why you cut it up, or sending a photocopy of your Visa/MasterCard/Discover application (with suitable info obscured).

      Apply this to all similar ads: Let them know you're going to switch to their competitor's products, and why you're switching. This tactic is used by those who would prevent the broadcast of programming they find objectionable; there's no reason the technique can't work for other protests.

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    4. Re:another reason by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      OK, I didn't make myself clear. The idea is to protest the pop-up ads, not ads in general. So while you're writing to those who sponsor pop-up ads, telling them that you're taking your business elsewhere, cc: that note to the folks who stick to the 30 and 60 second ads, telling them that you're giving them your business because they don't run pop-up ads, and making it clear that you'll switch again if they ever do.

      I thought the discussion was about killing pop-up ads, and the article makes it clear TNT is trying them because they're afraid the 30 second spots aren't working anymore. Letters to advertizers saying you prefer one over the other will be heard; these pop-ups are still experimental.

      As to your other point, you're right. And I do support pay-TV, but as others point out I'm already paying for my TV, dammit, and if AT&T Broadband doesn't share enough of my money with Ted Turner (AT&T Broadband pays for TNT, you know -- it's not a broadcast channel they skim off the air for nothing -- and now they have to pay for those channels as well) that's Ted's problem. If I get so fed up with TNT that I start watching AMC instead, then it really becomes Ted's problem, so I guess that's the other tactic to use here: tell Ted you're mad as Hell and you're not going to take it anymore! And remember to cc: him on those letters to his customers. Oh, and a few letters to the cable companies wouldn't hurt (you know, things like: "Please drop TNT, I don't watch it since it's all ads now")

      (yes, I know Ted sold out to Time-Warner, now AOL-T-W)

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    5. Re:another reason by flacco · · Score: 2
      So while you're writing to those who sponsor pop-up ads, telling them that you're taking your business elsewhere, cc: that note to the folks who stick to the 30 and 60 second ads, telling them that you're giving them your business because they don't run pop-up ads, and making it clear that you'll switch again if they ever do.

      And while you're at that - there is a way you can drive the point home instead of being dismissed as another slack-jaw on a sugar rush who will compliantly start watching and buying again as soon as the insulin levels return to normal:

      From that date forward, each time you purchase a *competitor's* product, send a copy of the sales receipt to the people you're boycotting, annotate the purchase, and note that "$X.xx of my money has gone to your competitor instead of you because: ___________."

      And you don't have to waste a stamp. E-mail a scan, or maintain a website so that the offending megalo-oligo-corp can keep a running total.

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  7. This will cross the line me thinks by baptiste · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'd have to say that if this comes to pass, it will probably cause me to watch less TV than I do now. I've seen programs in airports with those stupid popup trivia windows - totally distracting.

    Granted - nothing will keep me from watching West Wing and Law & Order - but beyond that when I just want to veg and watch TV - having popups in teh corner would be over the line for me - I'd do something else or watch a cable station.

    I'd take brief ads screens during the pause in sat channel changes before I'd accept this type of advertising. Its too intrusive. I know the TV stations need to make money - but at some point ads will take over the show and I'll stop watching.

    At some point overbearing ads will drive people away - I'm already ready to stop readnig NY Times because their ads pop up constantly, even using the Lizard.

    1. Re:This will cross the line me thinks by Angry+Toad · · Score: 2

      Totally agreed. This will eliminate what little "suspension of disbelief" is required to watch, for instance, "Scrubs". The popups are bad enough in the credits, but once it comes in the middle of the show, the show itself will begin to feel like nothing more than a commerical.

      Nobody respects or values a commercial.

      This will certainly do it for me. Any show, no matter how alluringly brain-melting, will be off my list instantly if this kind of crap starts up.

    2. Re:This will cross the line me thinks by The_Shadows · · Score: 2

      I, personally hope it (the ad) is sent on a different signal. Then it would be possible to block them out when I watch West Wing and the Simpsons (L & O lost it's appeal to me a few years back, though I still occasionally watch it on holidays on A & E). This does, however, bring up on more annyonce! Television companies could start charging for more expensive service packages, but you don't have to deal with ads.

      Any thoughts?

    3. Re:This will cross the line me thinks by uncoveror · · Score: 2

      You haven't heard the half of it! Those pop up ads contain subliminal messages. It is far worse than you think it is.

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    4. Re:This will cross the line me thinks by ajs · · Score: 2

      I'm a big fan of The West Wing too, but I have to say if it starts having popup-ads, I'm outa there. Same goes for Buffy, Jeremiah, South Park and Witchblade. TV just isn't worth it any more. I'll pack it up and sell my TiVo to someone who doesn't mind the ads.

  8. stop watching television by possibly0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this isn't meant to be annoying.

    sure, i like to watch a movie now and then, but honestly people, you'll be better off and enjoy life more if you turn of the tele, or get rid of it altogether. why not?

  9. Living without a TV is pretty nice by Fragmented_Datagram · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've been without a TV for about 8 years now and it's been really nice. Oh sure, I can't chuckle along with my coworkers about last night's Friends episode, but somehow I still get by. The best part is that after coming home from work I actually have to find something constructive to do with my time instead of wasting the next 5 hours watching sitcoms. Toss your TV. You'll like the results.

    1. Re:Living without a TV is pretty nice by s20451 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I actually have to find something constructive to do with my time instead of wasting the next 5 hours watching sitcoms

      What, like posting on Slashdot?

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    2. Re:Living without a TV is pretty nice by MalachiConstant · · Score: 2, Funny

      Once again, the onion teaches us all a valuable lesson.

    3. Re:Living without a TV is pretty nice by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Toss your TV. You'll like the results.

      I've never understood this attitude. It's like saying "All books are just Harlequin Romances. Toss away your books -- You'll like the results".

      Some programs are crap. Some programs are excellent. I never get tired of the Egyption specials on TLC. I remember one where they were trying different ways to stand a stone tower up using methods only the Egyptions would have had.

      Or Biography is an excellent show. I particularly remember their "Top 100 figures in last millennium" countdown at the end of 1999 (please don't start on the whole "when does the century end" debate).

      There is plenty of good stuff on TV, just like there are plenty of good books. You just have to be selective with your time.

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    4. Re:Living without a TV is pretty nice by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The difference between TV and books is that you can buy a single book on what you're interested in. With broadcast/cable TV you get 5 pounds of honey and 600 pounds of raw sewage delivered to your house every day, no matter what. It's not worth the cost of cable.

      There needs to be more "on-demand" TV with a menu of choices. Of course this would imply that TV watchers can think and choose for themselves and the media companies would rather just not address that tricky issue. And of course there's this whole "internet" thing that could be used somehow, but again, that's outside their scope.

    5. Re:Living without a TV is pretty nice by (outer-limits) · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The problem is it acts like a drug. You sit down to watch the show you want to watch, then you watch the next show. You feel a bit bored, on goes the TV. I try to control my TV watching, then kids want to watch this, and then that. They see ads for Smallville, then they HAVE to watch it. Then the want to watch Ed. I go to turn it off, "hey, we always watch ed". More and more time gets taken up with TV, week by week.

      Time for the next TV crackdown, no Ed, no Smallville.

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    6. Re:Living without a TV is pretty nice by tftp · · Score: 2
      I've been without a TV for about 8 years now and it's been really nice...

      The best part is that after coming home from work I actually have to find something constructive to do with my time ....

      like posting to slashdot....
      BEST. POST. EVER. ;)

      There is nothing wrong with posting on /. - it is a two-way discussion with other people, as opposed to one-way passive consumption of someone's else ideas. If you feel that discussion here is too elitist for you, go to Yahoo boards. If you feel that you are too elitist for the discussion here, go to other weblogs (K5 etc.)

      In other words, trolls on /. are moderated into oblivion, whereas trolls on TV tell you how you must live your life. Choose.

    7. Re:Living without a TV is pretty nice by Silverhammer · · Score: 2
      Toss your TV.

      As soon as Farscape finishes its run (five or six seasons, they haven't quite decided yet), that's exactly what I plan to do. Good Eats should also be done by then...

      Seriously, those are the only two shows for which I still have a television. Sunday night Adult Swim is fun too, but it's not enough in itself.

    8. Re:Living without a TV is pretty nice by uradu · · Score: 2

      I grew up in a household where TV was banned because of religious dogma and only had my first TV after I moved out. I've since given up any sort of dogmatic principles I'm aware of, so giving up the TV would transponse me mentally too much back to that time of the Book of Sins. Besides, TiVo has seriously reduced my dependence on TV and despotic scheduling. If I'm watching a show I enjoy, but would rather be doing something else at the moment, I simply record and pause it, making it trivial to come back at a later time to continue where I left off. In principle not that different than VCR taping, but oh what a difference in impulse TV switch-off it makes.

    9. Re:Living without a TV is pretty nice by Perdo · · Score: 2

      Just like you and me.

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  10. Too bad for you by loosenut · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not to sound elitist, but I'm glad I've cured myself of the TV addiction. I watch 10 hours per year, tops.

    Now, if they start inserting pop-up ads in video games, I'm screwed.

    (Product placement in video games is bad, but I can tolerate it. Actual ads are a different story ENTIRELY).

    1. Re:Too bad for you by Sebastopol · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Whoa now! Don't go giving them ideas! I could totally see the Quake iii screens flashing ads for Pepsi, rather than just static!

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    2. Re:Too bad for you by Fesh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So in the future if you get brutally gibbed, your first instinct should be to type.. "Woulda had you if it hadn't been for that stupid pop-up..." Or "Between the lag and the popups, I'm getting 0wn3d!"

      Wow. A whole new exuse for noobs. *chuckle*

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    3. Re:Too bad for you by coaxial · · Score: 2

      Now, if they start inserting pop-up ads in video games, I'm screwed.

      I thought they already did that in Crazy Taxi.

      "Take me to the Pizza Hut!"
      "Take me to The Gap!"
      "Take me to our all powerful and benevolent corporate masters"

  11. Big screens and acceptance of popups by binaryDigit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They really don't talk about the fact that many now have 29"+ tv's in their homes. With a larger screen, losing part of it to ad's won't seem like such a horrible deal to many. We've already been conditioned by ESPN with it's sports ticker and CNN/et al with their news tickers. The shrinking of the content really sucks on 19" and smaller tv's, but with more and more people watching on their 51" projectors, this should help the networks and advertisers out a lot.

    1. Re:Big screens and acceptance of popups by PCM2 · · Score: 2
      The 51" projector doesn't give you any more resolution, though. The pop-ups will still have to take up a certain amount of screen real estate to be legible. I guess we'll just have to wait for HDTV before this can really be viable.

      Or, you can be like me. I refuse to order cable in my apartment. I get all my TV via rabbit ears. If it isn't viewable, I don't watch.

      Fortunately, among the channels I do get are three PBS stations -- KQED out of San Francisco, KTEH in San Jose, and KCSM from Santa Clara. And, yes; I do support them with my pledge dollars.

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    2. Re:Big screens and acceptance of popups by crimoid · · Score: 2

      I'm sure that the resolution won't change, so the same percentage of screen real estate will get eaten. The question is whether or not the ad will cover up the programming or whether the programming will simply get resized (smaller) to make room for the ad.

    3. Re:Big screens and acceptance of popups by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      I realize that the resolution doesn't change (hence my careful wording that the screen size changes). People are less likely to notice a reduction in quality of picture do to information loss, than they are loss in portion of the picture (i.e. better to squeeze the image vs overlay it).

      Since you mention legibility, todays tv's with their comb filters and what not are also better at displaying smaller text clearer than the tv's of yore (just look at the small fonts that the dtv and cable co's use for their systems).

    4. Re:Big screens and acceptance of popups by zerocool^ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With a larger screen, losing part of it to ad's won't seem like such a horrible deal to many.

      I disagree. If I'm shelling out the bucks for a huge TV, I don't care what your excuse is, I want to watch programing on it. Now you're telling me I need to buy a 32 Inch TV to get the same effect as a 19 because the rest is ad space? Screw that.

      It is a horrible deal. Even with a large TV. And what about tivo?

      ~Will

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    5. Re:Big screens and acceptance of popups by cliveholloway · · Score: 2

      We've already been conditioned by ESPN with it's sports ticker

      Not me - when the Football World Cup was on, I watched the Mexican sports channel specifically because it didn't have that irritating ticker - who cares if the commentary is in Spanish - after all, 90% of it is just calling out the name of the player to identify that small dot on the screen.

      GOAL... GOAL... GOAL...

      .02

      cLive ;-)

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    6. Re:Big screens and acceptance of popups by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      I disagree

      Actually you are not disagreeing with what I said. If you'd re-read even what you quoted:

      With a larger screen, losing part of it to ad's won't seem like such a horrible deal to many.

      Notice I said "to many", not "everyone", and not necessarily you. I personally hate them myself (and I do have large screen tvs), but I do see it being more accepted because of the wide spread us of larger screens, which was my original point. How that turned into some endorsement of the whole concept, I have no idea. I guess it's the old /. "yer either for us, or against us" mentality, since I dared to not rip the concept ;)

  12. Blame TiVo? by gss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can understand why advertisers are looking at doing this. I for one haven't watched a commercial in months since I've bought my TiVo. We got some new Dell PC's in the office a while back and somebody was joking around "Dude you're getting a Dell" and I had no idea what the hell he was talking about until he told me about the commercial :) Of course if it's during the programming I won't have much of a choice to watch it or not, that's just how the advertisers want it.

    1. Re:Blame TiVo? by DmitriA · · Score: 2

      It's not the advertisers who are afraid, but the TV producers! And what they are afraid of is not just that people will stop viewing commercials, but that they will do so AND that still won't do a thing to the sales of products that get marketed on TV - thus, annihilating their entire business model that they've successfully made a living with for the past 50 years.

      And since they are not too anxious to invent a new one (why kill the goose that lays the golden eggs), they are wlling to try anything to make sure that advertisers don't lose their faith in the power of television.

      The popup-ads is probably the best way (from their perspective) to do it. Product placement just doesn't work because only the originator of the programming will get the money for it. So all those other cable networks that show repeats of Friends and Seinfeld - they are not going to get a cent from that product placement money, since the advertisers won't like forking over the money each time the program airs for the next 50 years marketing products that have long gone obsolete. Not to mention the channels like TVLand whose sole business is to show old programming that doesn't have any product placement in it to get the money for. And that means that unless they do popups, over 90% of the channels that don't have any original programming will go under when PVRs become more widespread and people will realize the benefits of time-shifting.

      People won't like it but unless you want to pay $10 per channel each month ala-carte for every channel that is out there or you want to go back to the old days when you only had 3 to choose from, that's the only choice you have. And the first one is not really a viable option for most channels either - even at $10 per subscriber they would need quite a few subscribers to pay off their expenses. How many people actually watch TVLand or the Golf Channel right now? And more importantly how many will watch it at $10/month? My guess - not enough...

    2. Re:Blame TiVo? by mosch · · Score: 2
      The obvious question I have is why doesn't my monthly bill cover expenses to begin with.

      I pay about $150/mo to DirecTV and another $50/mo to comcast. I watch maybe 60 hours of TV/month, plus however many hours of animal planet my dog watches while I'm not home.

      It seems to me that $3/hr is enough money that I really shouldn't need to be bothered with ads. They just need to find a better way to split the money.

    3. Re:Blame TiVo? by graybeard · · Score: 2

      Funny. I don't have a TiVo & I still have no idea what the hell this means.

    4. Re:Blame TiVo? by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Well even with TiVo I still find myself watching comericals. I sometimes fast forward them and sometimes I dont. And some times if the comerical lookes instering in the Fast Forward I will stop and rewind and watch it just because it may be amusing. But I sometimes watch the show when it is live and I cant Fast Forward in the future, so I have to watch comericals if it is live. The real blame is that comericals have over saturated the market. People are to numb to them. Usually the best we can get from advertisment is product famularity. But there are so many competing advertisments and all the comericals seem to be simualar. There is little effert now to make instering comericals just bla ones. So the advertisers are going "TiVo and Direct TV are taking away our comericals" While the truth is that people are not listening to them anymore. Becuse they get to much and are numb to them.

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    5. Re:Blame TiVo? by God!+Awful · · Score: 2

      Okay, I don't think $200 per month TV bill is typical. My bill has certainly gone up since they added all those specialty channels (even though I didn't order any), but it's still less than $100. But where did you get this magical idea that $3/hr is a fair price to pay for TV without ads? Entertainment is expensive. You can go to a hockey game for $15 an hour or to a movie for $6 an hour or see a play for $30 and hour. And at the hockey game and the movie you still get ads.

      -a

    6. Re:Blame TiVo? by God!+Awful · · Score: 2


      Well, a hockey game has attendance limited to somewhere around 20,000, as opposed to a couple hundred million possible consumers for a television program.

      But most television shows don't have 100,000 viewers. Those that do have no problem paying for themselves with advertising. The downside of having 200 channels is that most of them have a very small viewership.

      And in hockey, they don't print ads around the top of the glass, they put them in places where it doesn't affect your ability to view the game itself, like on the boards, on the stairs, around the balcony, on every side of the scoreboard.... but not anywhere that makes it so you can't see the action.

      That's not really the point. But you were claiming that a tv show should be profitable at $3 per hour with *no ads*. Also, notice how ads at hockey games aren't easy to ignore. They don't obscure the action, but they are still in your frame of vision. You can't fast forward past them. It would be like they shrunk the tv image and put scrolling ads at the bottom.

      I don't mind product placement either. I know from the Men In Black previews that I'm supposed to want a Mercedes E class, with about 26 coats of paint and a good wax on it. This does not bother me.

      But as the OP said, networks like TNN who show A-team re-runs all day can't exactly put product placement into their shows.

      I'm not saying there should be no ads anywhere, hell, I like good advertising. It doesn't bother me that when I go to the orchestra, I walk into Verizon Hall, but I'd cancel my subscription in a second if during the performance a James Earl Jones walked out and announced 'This performance is brought to you by verizon'.

      But that's why it costs $50 to go to the symphony and orchestras still rely on reams of public funding. BTW, at hockey games (at least in smaller markets) you do get the guy on the PA saying that "this power play is brought to you by Verizon".

      There's no excuse whatsoever for advertising that destroys the main content, and I think the argument that advertising is neccessary contains fundamental flaws.

      I agree that I don't like advertising which destroys the main content. But how much extra do you want to pay? You claim that you pay enough money to support the amount of tv you watch. That may be true, but I think your system is unworkable.

      Cable is a flat-rate business model; you pay $X per month, no matter how much you watch. I watch ridiculous amounts of tv (and thus ads) per day, but it's mostly on in the background while I do something else (like surf the web). If I had to pay for what I watch, I would watch much less, and that's the last thing they want. Personally, I wouldn't be upset if they just passed a law which put some restrictions on PVR devices, such as preventing them from skipping commercials. Of course, that's not a popular opinion on Slashdot. I also wouldn't be that upset if they just let some of the specialty channels go bankrupt rather than increasing my cable bill.

      -a

  13. Good saying about advertising by Fastball · · Score: 2
    Read somewhere on the 'net:

    If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

    1. Re:Good saying about advertising by DragonMagic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is somewhat true and somewhat not.

      Most all of the people on /. know about Microsoft, Apple, Dell, etc., as well as other companies such as Sony, Nintendo, Lego, etc.

      However, the general population does not follow these companies regularly. So how does the company let you know they have a new brand/product/line/service/etc? Advertising. You watch a movie with trailers to other movies and items. You watch a TV and before it ends the station sometimes gives you info on other shows they have. Buy a video game and in the box comes a tie-in showing other video games they have.

      So even if you have the money to advertise, you still need to do so to keep the money coming in, unless all your products are well known and you don't need to change them or add to your brands and products.

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    2. Re:Good saying about advertising by jafac · · Score: 2

      I don't need them to tell me when I want something. When I want something, I'll go onto the internet, dial-up google, and look for it.

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  14. Expect this and many other changes by btempleton · · Score: 2

    We should not be so surprised. All the media will go through not one, but many revolutionary changes as digital media change the underlying assumptions.

    We talk about it all the time on ./ in music, soon in video, and of course TV.

    TV advertising used to be linked closely with the show, the actors would break from acting and endorse the product during a show called "G.E. Hour" or "Hallmark Hall of Fame."

    The PVR will make the 30 second ad not very useful, so they will move to other things.

    I have a proposal for one possible change that was featured on /. a few months ago. Time for another link to the future of TV advertising

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  15. So we'll all just wait for the season set on DVD? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    I mean, really. At what point would they stop, if they didn't have pesky laws, negative feedback and the like to get in their way? 12 hours of consumer commercial viewing, with another 4 hours for purchasing everything we've seen leaving 8 hours for sleep and personal hygiene?

    I can see it now. Some agency will ink a deal with a state gov, you don't get your unemployment check unless you prove you've watched at least 10 hours of commercials that week. Or maybe they'll just pull a Running Man, and make it illegal to turn off the TVs. That would be a hoot, wouldn't it?

  16. I actually like MTV's idea... by FyRE666 · · Score: 2

    Here in the UK (not sure about anywhere else) MTV have "Ad break tennis" where you can play pong super-imposed over the adverts until they end and save your game to continue during the next set of adverts ;-) I guess they think the ads will still get the message across submliminally or something.

    One thing I hate already with Sky is that the channels tend to switch to adverts all at the same time, so as you surf all you can find are more ads! Glad we have the BBC with no adverts. I mean why do the satelight/cable companies NEED 20 minutes of ads every hour (5 minutes after every 15) when I already pay 30 quid a month for the channels?? I only pay 100 odd quid a year for the BBC which has a lot of channels and no ads!

    1. Re:I actually like MTV's idea... by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      Um, premium channels aren't real cable and satelite. They're extras, you can't get them without a regular subscription.

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  17. How much money do they think I have? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Interesting question, isn't it? There's a point where I couldn't possibly have the money I'd need to buy all the great products out there.

    Believe it or not, there is a hard-coded limit to how much revenue can actually be gained by advertising. Just because more ads are on the screen doesn't mean I'm going to free up more money to spend.

    1. Re:How much money do they think I have? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      All true. But what happens when we're too saturated with adverts that we never really notice stuff anymore? Drivers will start running red lights! Pedestrians will walk out into streets with the "dont walk" signs flashing. People will respond to topics without reading the articles. Before long... uh... oh.... Hmm.

  18. Now, look... by Moorlock · · Score: 2

    You can bitch and moan about how advertisers won't be satisfied until they can interrupt your dreams and put luminescent logos on the inside of your eyelids, or you can do something about it.

    Talk back! Or find some other way to Interrupt Pathological, Media-Simulated Social Interaction.

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  19. Okay... by Dirtside · · Score: 2

    So now can we start hunting advertising executives for sport? Please?

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  20. It's an improvement... by guanxi · · Score: 2

    ... if they reduce, significantly, normal ads. I can ignore the banner/pop-ups and keep watching. I'd prefer the shows were not interrupted for a minute or two. Think how much better sporting events would be (ever watch the World Cup with it's 'pop-up' ads?).

    Think about it -- if the norm on TV was these banner ads, and then one day they said 'we're replacing the banner ads with 2 minute interruptions in the program', people would go bonkers. In fact, what if that became the norm on websites?

    I much prefer the banners.

    1. Re:It's an improvement... by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      So you don't think of the frame as being an art form?
      Or else you wouldn't mind if ads got placed on, say,
      impressionist paintings in a museum gallery, covering up part of the paintings?

      It turns my stomach, and I'm surprised some producers
      don't pull the broadcast rights for their content when they get wind of this.

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    2. Re:It's an improvement... by guanxi · · Score: 2

      So you don't think of the frame as being an art form?
      Or else you wouldn't mind if ads got placed on, say,
      impressionist paintings in a museum gallery, covering up part of the paintings?


      It depends on the painting ;-). A good point and it depends on the show. I'd have no objection to sporting events or news with banner ads.

      In fact, for movies, we could actually watch in letterbox! Only made-for-TV film would be a problem.

  21. Hypocrisy yet again by WildBeast · · Score: 2

    Plenty of huge ugly banner ads on Slashdot yet sure enough they complain about the ads on TV. Go figure :)

  22. I won't mind popup ads by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

    as long as they are pop-under. (grin)

    TNT already does banner ads - adding black bars to the top and bottom, then logos, then 'what's next' info, and more as time goes by. If the user has to actually interact to get the bloody thing off the screen, there is going to be a peasant revolt.

    My dish has several channels that have an 'info' button. I keep disabling it, but since I won't run a phone line unless I can't see the video I loose the settings every few months. I think I pressed it a couple times - now I wish I could just make it go away. There will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth if I have to actually click to make the add go away. Actually, it would drive me to make an automatic cancel remote... more hardware... I'm sure the appropriations committee will approve the funding.

  23. ED TV. by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 2

    Anyone remember Ed TV? Remember when Matthew McConaughey was about to get lucky with Elizabeth Hurley? Trojan had the Pop Up ad for Little Ed's "popup", at least until he fell on the cat.

    Poor Elizabeth Hurley, she shoulda had a Bonzai Kitten.

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  24. Zoom function by cyberformer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    We can beat this with a zoom function. This is already standard on almost all widescreen TVs, so that regular (3:4 format) pictures can either be viewed complete or cut so that they fill the screen.

    It's also fairly common on regualr TVs, VCRs and DVD players, for people who are watching a widescreen-format movie and would rather crop some bits off at the sides than see the bars along the top and bottom. Sure, zooming loses a bit of resolution, but that's preferable to seeing continuous banners.

  25. Call them!!! by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 2

    Make sure that you write down any 800 numbers that are displayed. Call them up and tell them that they ruined your show, and you will never buy anything from them.

  26. Talk about out of touch! by mekkab · · Score: 2

    "None of this might be happening if traditional 30-second commercials got more respect. "

    Oh wait, so its MY fault that your commercials SUCK? I'm to blame for the fact that I'd much rather prefer reading blinky-text html than watch nearly every car commercial?

    Let me get this straight, I watch a movie, and then its temporarily obscured by your stupid advertisment... Is Blockbuster sponsoring this?

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  27. Ads I'd like to see pop up next to images. by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man shaving: Gilette
    Small children: Bayer aspirin
    Car on a sunny road: Honda or GM
    Car being destroyed: Ford
    Computer in cheesy series like V.I.P.: Red Hat, IBM, Sun or Mandrake
    Computer geek with personality problems: Slashdot
    Computer being broken into: Microsoft
    Bob Dole: Viagra
    Sarah Michelle Gellar: Trojans
    Powerful, cynical villain: RIAA
    George W. Bush: Hooked on Phonics
    Dick Cheney: Arthur Anderson

    Others?

    1. Re:Ads I'd like to see pop up next to images. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Star Trek First Contact: Microsoft

  28. No, theyd force you to go rent the movie! by mekkab · · Score: 2

    I am not that starved for entertainment, so I have no problems waiting for it to come out on DVD.

    Also, having pop up ads would force you to subscribe to HBO, et al, simply to get more crap free content. I really do find commercials irritating as it is...

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  29. Ahhh, progress! by Erris · · Score: 2
    many people record shows and skip the commercials, having pop up ads would effectively force you to watch ads no matter what, as long as it was a part of the broadcast signal.

    This must be the reason for HDTV. As the screen narrows down squashed on my conventionals TV, I know that someone somewhere is seeing more pixels. More real estate to polute. When the old fashion barker appears on those shiny new screens in home theaters all over the country, I'm sure that the Booming stereo or quoad will have enough space for his voice to be heard clearly underneath the bigger placement advert that is the program. Wonderful! E-U-Toe-Peeeeee-Ahhhhhhhh! ha ha ha.

    TV provides nothing of value.

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  30. Why not rent a movie? by aralin · · Score: 2
    I pay about $40 a month for cable subscription with just basic+extended offer. And since I watch like 10 movies a month at most, I feel like just dropping it entirely and rent the movies. I'd save well over $10 a month this way and stupid ads. :)

    But the point is, pop-up ads like this would drive me over the line to do it right away.

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  31. my great idea by supernova87a · · Score: 2

    Sweet! I'm going to make a ton of money selling people a hitech piece of cardboard to slip over the bottom of their tv...

    1. fashion piece of cardboard
    2. ?
    3. profit

  32. Just edit your tvprefs.js file by Fastball · · Score: 2
    Add this line in your TV's tvprefs.js file (remember to shutdown your TV first before editing the file):

    user_pref("capability.policy.default.TVOwner.pissO ff", "noAccess");

  33. What can we do? by mark-t · · Score: 2
    If all the local channels start pulling this sh*t?

    I can't be bothered to pay for cable -- I hardly watch any television right now as it is... maybe 2 hours a week at most. If local stations started doing this, I'd probably just sell my TV.

    I know that the shows are there to draw the audience into watching the commercials, which actually pay for the air time that the shows take up, but if they make a show less entertaining by causing ads to interfere with the picture it's just going to lead to people turning off their TV sets for good.

  34. If the Internet has taught us anything... by Space+Coyote · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... It's how to develop little rectangle-shaped holes in our perception so that we aren't driven insane by pop-up and banner ads while surfing. Hopefully the first focus groups who report back that they don't even remember what those little pop-ups were for because they were ignoring them will show the ad execs that this is a completely fruitless endeavour. Hopefully.

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    1. Re:If the Internet has taught us anything... by thrig · · Score: 2

      Screw perception, get an ad-blocking proxy to do the hard work for you.

  35. The solution to all this... by evilviper · · Score: 2

    This all evolved from the whole USA network/Discovery Channel corner-of-the-screen ads. Some time ago I submited to /. my editorial on how to stop them. It was turned down, so I'll paraphrase it here again.

    While the obvious solution to the problem is to stop watching those channels that assault you with ads, while you are trying to watch a show, many people just aren't willing to give up a station despite the annoyances.

    So, as a moderate solution, I propse that you simply don't watch the commericals on that station. So, when you are watching any network with annoying ads during the show, change the channel when the commercial break starts. Probably the best choice is to switch to PBS for a couple minutes, then change it back when you believe the commericals will be over.

    Although the response to this will take some time, companies will realize that not many people are seeing their ads on a particular network, and that network will get less money for ads.

    And while I'm on this soap-box... I suggest everyone do the same thing at movies. When I saw the damn Heineken commercial during 'Austin Powers', I left (along with my friends) and we demanded a refund. After some arguing with the manager, we got our $50 back, and left. If more people had some backbone, you wouldn't be forced to stare at gigantic flashing "Coca Cola" signs for several seconds in the middle of every movie.

    So, there's my solution. If they want you to watch commericals during shows, don't let them subject you to the commericals during the break as well.

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    1. Re:The solution to all this... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "While the obvious solution to the problem is to stop watching those channels that assault you with ads..."

      And what would that do? Nothing. Let me tell you why: The TV Networks have no idea you're not watching TV. It's not like the internet, they can't log what you are or aren't watching. All they'll see (on the off chance that enough people will actually try this) is a decline in advertising response.

      All that'll do is cause more ads to go up. Yah, that's really what we want.

      My suggestion is that people build their own PC based PVRs and capture the shows. Take some time to edit out the commercials (even the popup ones, it's not that hard.) and make them available via Kazaa/ICQ/IRC/Anywhere possible.

      My guess is that they'd see people willing to take all these ridiculous steps to remove the ads and hopefully find a better solution. I'll be honest, though: The TV Industry does not have a very good sense of what we want. My suggestion may end up causing more problems than solving, so perhaps it's not that good of idea. It is better than trying to boycott somebody that doesn't know you're boycotting them. Perhaps somebody can take my idea and evolve it?

    2. Re:The solution to all this... by evilviper · · Score: 2
      The TV Networks have no idea you're not watching TV.
      That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in some time. The TV networks wouldn't be doing this if they didn't know that fewer and few people were watching commericals! They're paying very close attention to what consumers are doing.

      As for your solution... recording everything and then put it on the internet. That's ridiculous. Not only would it take a great deal of storage space, and hours of manual editing every-day, but it would also use up huge ammounts of bandwidth for everyone. Hell, downloading a single 2-hour movie can take days because of so many people downloading it. TV programming is far too vast to provide much of it online.

      You're solution is beyond moronic.

      Now, maybe 5-10 years from now, when the internet is multi-cast capable, sending large files to several people may be reasonable, but even then, the other problems are just as much of a problem.
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    3. Re:The solution to all this... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "They're paying very close attention to what consumers are doing."

      How exactly? The only company that knows I even turn my TV on is the power company.

      "Not only would it take a great deal of storage space, and hours of manual editing every-day, but it would also use up huge ammounts of bandwidth for everyone."

      Never been to Kazaa have ya? I acquired nearly the entire run of That 70's show to date. It ran about 60-70 megs an episode. I think I could get the whole show on 2-3 CD's. It didn't take that long to get the eps. I really didn't pay attention to how long because it ran in the background. It wasn't a big deal. People are doing it heaps today.

      "You're solution is beyond moronic."

      That's an extreme conclusion to come to coming from somebody who clearly has no idea what's really involved. Seeing as how you pointed out problems that aren't bothering millions of other people, I'd say my suggestion beat yours. Wait, what was your suggestion?

    4. Re:The solution to all this... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Wow, you posted without really looking into it didja?

      Editing is the easy part. An hour long show has .. I think it's 6 commercial breaks. In editing terms, that's real simple. Write down a few time codes while you're watching it, cut them out with Virtual Dub. It might take 10 minutes the first time you do it. Every show I've seen off the web so far was nicely edited.

      I managed to get a hold of quite a few MST3k episodes. At last count, I had 30 gigs of them. For a 'moronic' solution, it's already working better than TV does.

      The only sticky part is outbound bandwidth is kinda limited. The eps of MST3k I have are roughly 600-700 meg. It took a day or two per ep. However, there were so many people sharing them that I'd start on say Monday, and by Friday I'd have around 8 ready to watch. Seeing as how I could barely watch one a night, I'd say I was doing better than I could possibly have done with TV.

      You really should be careful about poo-poo'ing somebody's ideas when you don't really understand what they're talking about. The 'problems' you saw stopped you from seeing something that's already happening today. If everybody saw things that way, we would never have landed on the moon. (and yes, the moon landing did happen, so none of you send me links to sites that claim to have proof it didn't happen. That 'proof' has already been debunked.)

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    5. Re:The solution to all this... by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Well well... We have living proof on our hands right? Wrong.

      There's a BIG damn difference between downloading a few shows and making it the single source for a good many people. You are saying 'look, I can record a weekly show. That's proof I could record every show on every channel all the time.'

      Anyhow, even if the effort required to record a good many shows was not even an issue, the bandwidth is still critical. The reason you can download A SINGLE show is likely because some node is making available only one thing (MST3K) to which his entire bandwdith is dedicated.

      As soon as he either begins sharing more shows (preferably some show which has more than a dozen fans) or a number of people jump on the same bandwagon you have... Those few nodes will be so saturated that it will take a solid month of work for you to download a single 30-minute episode of anything.

      Now before you start ranting and raving again about how you're convinced I'm a moron, try to remember that I've been on Gnutella from the beginning. I was there when Gnutella.com was still up... I was there when Gnutella returned search results in under a second... I've been around, I've watched Gnutella deteroriate as the first web-based searches went up, and when more and more nodes joined. And most recently, I've seen it go from a state when you could download videos, shows, and movies as fast as your pipes could take it, to a state where only with a great deal of luck can anyone actually download anything even slightly popular.

      You can tell me that won't happen with TV shows all you want; I won't be convinced. I've already seen it happen, in many long and drawn out stages with Gnutella. What you are suggesting is nothing new... In fact, it's something old that has failed over and over again.

      The fact that it takes even more effort to rip TV shows than DVDs, just goes to show that this idea is just far worse than what's already come and failed before.

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    6. Re:The solution to all this... by NanoGator · · Score: 2
      "You are saying 'look, I can record a weekly show. That's proof I could record every show on every channel all the time.'"

      That's not what I said. That's not even close to what I said. Here's what I really said:
      My suggestion is that people build their own PC based PVRs and capture the shows.
      I never said 'all shows'. I probably should have ended that sentence with 'the shows that they like'. I figured that was obvious, but I guess not. I don't know why you thought I meant capturing shows 24 hours a day. That assumption was moronic, as you put it. With so many people involved, it'd just be a matter of grabbing the shows important to you. Wish I had caught that particular line if your original reply, I could have explained that sooner and not riled you up so much.

      I have a P2 400 that I had set up as PVR for a while. The TV card cost $100 ($50 for mono) and $50 for the software to schedule it. It automatically captured the entire run of Quantum Leap. All I had to do was point Kazaa to that folder and people'd be able to get new eps of QL from me within 2 minutes of the show being over. In an evening or two, I could write a quick and dirty VB app that lets me watch the show, mark the commercials, and have it spit out an edited version when I'm done watching.

      If I like Quantum Leap, and Joe Blow likes Deep Space Nine, and Stephany Speck likes Futurama, it's suddenly rather easy and cheap to get shows ready to download on the web within minutes of their airing. The more people that download it, the more that share it.

      "The reason you can download A SINGLE show is
      likely because some node is making available only one thing (MST3K) to which his entire bandwdith is dedicated"


      I didn't get those eps from the same guy. There were a bunch of people that had them and were actively sharing them, that's why I had several concurrent downloads at once. I guess I didn't make that clear. That's why I didn't care that it was only coming down at 5K/s.

      "The fact that it takes even more effort to rip TV shows than DVDs, just goes to show that this idea is just far worse than what's already come and failed before."

      As I mentioned earlier, that's not true. I could go home this evening and within 15 minutes start capturing popular shows and making them available.
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    7. Re:The solution to all this... by evilviper · · Score: 2
      "You are saying 'look, I can record a weekly show. That's proof I could record every show on every channel all the time.'"

      That's not what I said. That's not even close to what I said.
      You're right... That's not what you said. I was posing an analogy. You said that your ability to download a show from someone else, somehow proves that the same system would work on a much larger scale, with a great many more people taxing that system. In fact, I fail to see how you could have taken it literally, as you never even said that you could 'record a weekly show'.

      I didn't even bother to read the rest of your comment. It appeared you just went on ranting on that same line of thought for a few pages, so I passed it over.
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    8. Re:The solution to all this... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "I didn't even bother to read the rest of your comment. It appeared you just went on ranting on that same line of thought for a few pages, so I passed it over."

      "You said that your ability to download a show from someone else, somehow proves that the same system would work on a much larger scale, with a great many more people taxing that system..."

      If you were being ironic, point taken. That wasn't what you were arguing with me about with, but whatever.

      Too bad you had to be a shithead about it, we could have come to an understanding on both sides.

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    9. Re:The solution to all this... by evilviper · · Score: 2
      Too bad you had to be a shithead about it, we could have come to an understanding on both sides.
      It's a good system I have here... I'd rather not come to have an understanding with a person who allows the manners of someone affect their judgement.

      I've learned, from experience, that there is no place for diplomacy. It only serves to slow down and obsecure communications. I think it's unfortunate if I come across as a mean person. However, I did not say anything "mean", so I really can't applogize for the insults you read into my messages.

      Of course, if it somehow makes you feel better, you can call me a "shithead" all you like.
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    10. Re:The solution to all this... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "However, I did not say anything "mean"..."

      Um yeah you did. You described my idea as 'moronic' without even clearing up the misunderstanding you had about what I said.

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    11. Re:The solution to all this... by evilviper · · Score: 2
      You described my idea as 'moronic' without even clearing up the misunderstanding you had about what I said.
      Oh did I? So this part (in that same message where I called your idea moronic) didn't say anything to you?

      Not only would it take a great deal of storage space, and hours of manual editing every-day, but it would also use up huge ammounts of bandwidth for everyone. Hell, downloading a single 2-hour movie can take days because of so many people downloading it. TV programming is far too vast to provide much of it online.

      And even if I hadn't said that, it would not change the fact that your idea was moronic. It's not an insult, it's the truth. You obviously did not think much about the details involved in your 'solution'.
      Perhaps you just don't like the word moronic... Would you have felt better if I had said your idea was 'foolish', 'dumb', et al. ? It means the same thing.

      So. The insult is still just something you read into this. You had a bad idea, I called it as such. Maybe your pride was battered, but I still did not insult you.

      But, I've spent too much time on this already. Even if some people feel insulted, I'm not going to change a thing. If you still think I've insulted you, you're on your own. I'm done with this thread.
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    12. Re:The solution to all this... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "And even if I hadn't said that, it would not change the fact that your idea was moronic.."

      No, that was YOUR idea that was moronic. You made a bizarre assumption that I was suggesting recording 24 hours of footage per channel a day and editing commercials. When I went to explain myself you said "I didnt bother reading that."

      Twist it any way you want, you could have gotten some interesting insight into how that could work if you had paid attention. The loss is yours, not mine. My ego is not bruised.

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  36. Complain loudly, complain often by smartin · · Score: 2

    The only chance you have to stop this nonsense is to
    make a big fuss. Complain to the advertisers, teach
    them that associating their product with a feeling
    of outrage and annoyance does not sell more product
    it sells less.

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  37. Oxygen does this and more... by edspunky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Oxygen network already does this. They have a constant banner on the bottom much like an ESPN2 sports ticker, but they use it to give trivia, dumb comments, and information about whatever you're watching, sort of like a pop-up video banner. And then when commercials come in, they actually use that space to tie into certain commercial spots, like laundry detergent or whatever.

    Sometimes useful while watching Xena, but otherwise mostly annoying.

  38. Re:Guh-Faw! by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 2
    The closest analogy for USAsian is

    US Asian? What about US Europeans? Or US Africans? Is there something special happening on Asian TV shows in the States?

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  39. There will be technology to combat this by delphin42 · · Score: 2

    How long before we see TVs and DVRs that filter these ads. Even a black corner of the screen is much preferable to distracting advertising during programming. We watch widescreen movies already with a % of the screen blacked out anyway...

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    1. Re:There will be technology to combat this by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2

      Hey, why not use the black borders on widescreen broadcasts for advertising space?

  40. TV Spam by yintercept · · Score: 2

    The next great invention will be TV Spam...to watch a TV show, you will first have to look through 100 unsolicited programs on breast enlargement and Nigerian bank frauds. Bring on the white noise!!!!

  41. Well, at least they've got the right idea... by handsomepete · · Score: 2

    I'm totally against the concept of TV pop-ups, but at least TBS and these advertisers are examining new routes of revenue and different business models instead of trying to destroy whatever they believe is hurting their current system (*cough* (RI/MP)AA *cough*). Give them a little bit of credit for that. Hopefully they'll just find a different less insane route. Just because they "haven't ruled it out" doesn't mean they'll use it. Besides, a big ad for Folger's or something popping up over Friends couldn't possibly make the show any worse.

    Did anyone actually see these things? They said they tested them over the summer...

  42. Advertising Saturation by guttentag · · Score: 2
    Do "They" think we just don't see enough advertising in a day?
    First law of advertising saturation: the more advertisements a person sees in a given day, the less impact they have.

    If I see one to three advertisements in a day, I'll probably remember them all. I might even think about them later on and buy something. If I see 300 ads in a day, they're no more memorable than the individual cars on the freeway -- which means I only remember the really obnoxious ones that pissed me off and caused me to swear revenge.

    One would think that advertisers would understand this, and while they probably do, they ignore it because advertising is one of the great hoaxes of modern society. Every ad you see represents money in the bank for someone who suckered someone else into paying him to conceive or display the ad.

    The person paying for the advertising really has no way of determining the effectiveness of an ad campaign. Increasing or decreasing sales could be attributed to any one of a number of factors. That's why so many organizations ask "How did you hear about us?" or "What caused you to buy our product?" (I always answer "Satan")

  43. just wait - commercials in movie theaters, soon by gelfling · · Score: 2

    Just you wait, it's only a matter of months before they start showing commercials DURING the movie in the movie theater. Real commercial breaks just like TV.

    In fact you will start to see boxed ads constantly on TV soon. That is, the show you're watching will only occupy the top 2/3rds of the screen or be a box in the upper right. The rest of the screen, about 30-50% of the total screen will be ads, sometimes several at a time.

    BTW does anyone else notice that the Disney channel does not sell ads. They only market their own media. And because of that there are different rules for how much commercial time during each hour they can have. It's typical for them to run back to back 5 minute previews of the show you're going to watch in next hour. I think they're down to maybe 22 hours of content an hour.

    1. Re:just wait - commercials in movie theaters, soon by mark-t · · Score: 2
      Just you wait, it's only a matter of months before they start showing commercials DURING the movie in the movie theater. Real commercial breaks just like TV.
      They are supposed to earn revenue based on the box office ticket sales, and the theatre makes money off the concession stand plus a commission off ticket sales. If they switched from that business model and started doing this, people would stop going to movies. I guarantee it. The only people that would bother to go are the people with money to burn and bored out of their trees.

      Of course, who knows? Maybe this might bring back an appreciation for live theatre that's been almost absent from our culture for well over half a century now.

  44. Not only do popups suck, but by Moosifer · · Score: 2

    this notion of relevancy is nonsense. How is an ad for a razor relevant to *me* just because the on-screen character is shaving? Personal relevancy is already offered (or approximated, at least) by targetting the ads to the demographic: You watch Days of Our Lives, you get Midol and Tampon ads. You watch Jerry Springer, you get ads for Natural Light and Slim Jims. You watch Al Jazeera, you get ads for glycerine, nails, and anti-coagulants. Of course, this is purely speculation.

  45. Quick! by karlm · · Score: 2
    Declair bullet-proof shields for your T.V. to be in the public domain before someone patents them!

    Now, more than ever, people will want to be able to shoot thier T.V. Hmm... too badthe PS2 doesn't have an RF input, or you could write an app to allow you to "shoot" the image on the T.V.

    Oh well. I guess TiVo will come out with a "letterbox" option to get rid of the add and re-center the image. And they'll find themselves back in court.

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  46. The real answer by dizco · · Score: 2

    Instead of pumping millions of dollars into finding new and exciting ways of delivering advertising, advertisers should concentrate on producing ads that hold the viewers interest.

    I have a tivo. I fast forward past the majority of ads. But some, i rewind and watch again. Recently, the "power ade" ads, which feature CG scenes of what would otherwise be amazing physical feets. A jogger jumps accross an open draw bridge, a football player throws the ball nearly out of the stadium. These are interesting enough to make me want to see that again. Most ads aren't even good enough to watch the first time, so i don't. If they're forced upon me DURING THE SHOW, they are obviously going to be annoying. If i don't change the channel or turn off the TV, they're at the least going to leave a bad taste in my mouth. I'll look for products that don't remind me of being pissed off.

    Just like those DVDs that FORCE you to watch the ads. If i wore a watch it wouldn't be a timex, because the forced ads are so damned annoying.

  47. on fark, this would have an obvious tag. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Who didn't see this one comming? What choice do they have with things like the TiVo and replay TV becomming more popular, the 30 second spot will become more and more worthless.

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  48. Re:hello.... by ocbwilg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    no biggie. and maybe that'll cut down on in-between commercials.

    Don't be ridiculous. Can you honestly see a TV exec saying "We had $200 million in interstitial ad revenue in 2002, but since we've picked up an additional $80 million in pop-up ad revenue we can afford to accept $80 million less of interstitial advertising." Big business is after big money, and they don't care how hard they have to annoy consumers to get it. Your only option will be to turn off the TV or turn the channel.

    The funny thing about all of this is that the advertisers feel that people don't give commercials the "respect and attention" that they think they deserve. That's because the consumers don't think that commercials are generally worthy of respect or attention. They started doing interstitial advertising and people started flipping channels because they don't want to watch ads. They increased the amount of interstitial advertising and people switch channels and stay longer or they buy a Tivo to filter it all out. I wonder why? Oh yeah, that's right. People don't like advertising.

    So now they want to adopt the Internet's most annoying, least respected and most ignored form of advertising: the pop-up. That will get them the "respect and attention" that their products deserve. Nevermind that people have already learned to ignore the popup windows on their PCs, which should greatly ease the transitition to ignoring the popups in their TV programming.

    The only real difference between the Internet pop-ups and TV popups is that the TV pop-ups have the potential to be much more annoying. The first time that they pop up and block something important (the text of a suicide note in that mystery show, the car spinning out during the Indy 500, the outfielder failing to catch the fly ball that results in the game-winning run, etc) there will be ten kinds of hell to pay from every direction. Do the advertising agencies honestly think that by cramming themselves down our throats we will become more enamored of advertising? No, we'll just start watching channels that don't advertise with popups, if we watch TV at all.

    The sad thing about this is that it is truly unnecessary. Actual commercials in general have been getting better over the years. Many of them are funny, some even quite entertaining. Adcritic.com built a web site that's sole reason to exist was to provide commercials for download over the net, and they were crushed by the demand and folded. What that says to me is that even though the average commercial is derided and ignored, people will go out of their way to see entertaining advertising.

    If ad agencies made their commercials more entertaining then I wouldn't mind watching them so much. Ideas like the product placements in Survivor work well. You see the bag of Doritos, you see 7 starving contestants competing for the bag of Doritos, and you see the winning contestant chowing through them like they were ambrosia. Next time you get the munchies you think of Doritos. Advertising via sponsorship seems to work well too, at least in auto racing. Race fans are some of the most loyal consumers in the world, so long as their product is sponsoring their favorite driver or team. When choosing between two roughly equivalent products, I always choose the one that sponsors auto racing (if there is one), even if it is slightly more expensive. It makes sense to support those companies that support your interests, and I'm not the only sports fan that thinks that way.

    It's interesting that TNT claims to have already trialed such a pop-up system last year during a showing of "Father of the Bride II" and didn't receive any phone calls complaining. What kind of ratings they got for that showing? How many people switched channels when they started seeing the ads? Does TNT realize that 90% of lost customers don't say anything about being unhappy before switching to a competitor? Would there have been a more significant response had they tested these ads during a more popular show? Just how many people actually tune in to watch a second-rate sequel that's seven years old on a second-rate cable network?

    I guess in summary, there is a way to advertise effectively. If someone is thinks that pop-ups are effective then they obviously haven't figured it out yet.

  49. recursion and ads by hburch · · Score: 2

    So, will there be popups in the advertisements as well, a la Gator. Then, we can go to pop-ups in the pop-ups. I see the revenue opportunities endless! You can then sell for non-pop-up "premier" advertisements. Or they could go back to the cable subscribers and try to sell them on "premier" non-pop-up channels (much like the "advertisement-free" channels).

    Perhaps we could just go back to charging people competitive prices for a good product instead of decreasing the prices and producing a worse product?

  50. Are the TV execs crazy? by Psx29 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How is _alienating_ viewers going to make more people watch? Maybe they should take a lesson from RIAA and actually care about their customers...hey, wait a sec...

  51. Remember... by Aix · · Score: 2
    When you watch television, you are the product, not the customer. I don't really watch any TV now, but the brainless masses do and will continue to do so, even when there are popup ads on the screen. If people will put up with it, why wouldn't they put more advertisement on television, particularly with these bottom-dollar advertising markets? Putting more ads in is just like Wal-Marts becoming Super Wal-Marts or whatever. A bigger store means more revenue. The television programs themselves are just a distraction.

  52. Of course you will by Snaller · · Score: 2

    Someone will make a box to put between the signal and the TV that will run a pattern recognizing algorhitm on the signal and blank out the adds. Just wait an see :)

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    1. Re:Of course you will by 0WaitState · · Score: 2

      Someone will make a box to put between the signal and the TV that will run a pattern recognizing algorhitm on the signal and blank out the adds. Just wait an see :)

      I'm pretty sure that will be considered illegal under some provision of some acronym legislation produced by your wholly owned corporate congresscritter subsidiary.

      Or your local cable provider will simply refuse to provide service to users who attempt to intercept ads.

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  53. Why cant they make money another way. by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

    I sat down and did some math. With all the different HBOs/Cinemax and the package deals, I end up paying about $1 per channel per month. In that, I get movies and orgininal shows uncensored and commerical free.

    Outside of those channels, I only watch about ten of the ~200 'normal' channels, with very little frequency. So I get to pay about $4 per channel with edited movies and ever increasing advertising.

    Granted, some of that money from basic packaging goes directly for the cable overhead, but still, why am I paying more per watched channels with advertising then the better ad-free channels??

    What a country.

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  54. Shoot your TV! by sgage · · Score: 2

    Seriously,

    I have been TV-free for 10 years now, and believe me, I don't miss it at all. You only have so many hours a day/a life - why yield them up to shit programming chock full of shit advertising?

    To hear people complain about TV advertising, and yet go on watching TV like it's some necessity of life like food or water or air, makes me want to cry/laugh.

    Anyway, it's your life. If you want to sell it, that's your business. But don't whine once you've made your choice. And it IS your choice.

  55. I wonder, is this really a good thing? by mangu · · Score: 2
    From your link:

    Green has lived without television since 1989, when his then-girlfriend moved out and took her set with her.

    Does this mean he hasn't been laid since 1989? I suppose a new girlfriend would require a new TV?...

  56. Isn't TNT the same one who ..... by sallen · · Score: 2

    I'm not surprised a lot of this came from TNT....

    Isn't the head of TNT the jerk who said, when talking of Tivo or Replay said that people had a 'contract' and HAD to watch their commercial??

    This article is in the Atlanta newspaper? Hmm..home of Turner 'empire'? It's not even good journalism, as everything is taken at face value with no opposing views... it's simply propaganda.

    For example:

    It says the news channels have shown people accept all the various junk on the screen. I'd say nobody has a choice. Once one went with the garbage, all of them went with it at the same time. There's not a cable news channel with an alternative to see if the lack of the trash would impact viewer rates.

    It says young viewers will accept all kinds of things on their screens...(like spam...my words). I'd say it's the younger generation who've most decidely they didn't like things like spam and pop-ups and been the ones who first create and use the software to trash the spam and thwart the pop-up/pop-overs/pop-unders (And I thank them, since I'm not the younger generation.)

    I don't think TNT is an example of a 'test' market as they already have so many commercial minutes / hour that anyone who watches entertainment on their network already have succomb to just about anything and probably would take the additional crap. (JMHO, I've watched TNT twice in about the last year..and never made it through a program.. as they don't run programs with commercials they run commercials with a little programming.)

    If it starts hitting the mainstream, I think you will find the revolt. The broadcast channels are still 'in the public interest' as far as licensing and their airwaves free. If AOL/Time Warner wants to turn them totally into infomercials with a tad of content, I'd say they can step up and pay billions for the use of the public airways.. as some in Congress wanted when they doled out the HDTV channel space...as if AOL Time Warner can afford spending billions on anything at this point. They're just want to turn TV into something as lame as AOL. ....just my opinion.

    PS... the guy is right about one thing in that people have shown they can 'multi task'. The one nice thing, on occassion, that all those damn commercials do is..when they aren't in sync between a couple channels..is give one the ability to watch two complete programs at the same time on different channels simply by switching between the two during commercial breaks on the other. (Though, instead of putting up with some commercials, it pretty much insures that one doesn't see any commercials.)

  57. Sure by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

    Yea it (pop up ads) sure have done the trick for the internet world and reaped millions (most the sites begging for your last few bucks seem plenty rich from the plethora of ads boxing in the content right?). Now all we need is TV ads that randomly turn the channel to the POPUP network every few minutes.

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  58. viewers change channels because the ads are awful by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 2

    None of this might be happening if traditional 30-second commercials got more respect. Many consumers treat them as an excuse to change channels.

    Ok now, I'm going to admit something scary. I like commercials, some of them anyway. Some of them are actually quite funny like the Squirrel-Geiko, Dog driving-carfax, dancing Gerbil-Block Buster. Well at least they were somewhat amusing before they were played to death.

    There are three classes of commercial that will make me change the channel: Collect calling, Psychic hotline, and any best of cds. There have been several times I've been happily watching some show only to be driven away by yet another frightening visage of carrot top, terry bradshaw or even sweet Alyssa Milano... and when I say driven away, I'm not talking about flipping during the commercials but simply turning off the tv.

    So, I'd say it's not the consumer's "fault" for becoming desensitized to normal commercials. It is the advertisers fault for making ads which are so awful they actually drive viewers away. If you think about it, some of these ads are so awful they are actually lowering the ratings of the stations running them.

  59. Inevitable by rant-mode-on · · Score: 2

    This was/is inevitable. All those spinning graphics during programs used to announce what is on next have just been leading the way. They get you used to seeing something other than the program you're watching on the screen. Once we've accepted them, the more invasive adverts will be more 'acceptable'.

    Once again, big corporations in the USA are leading the world in customer abuse.

  60. TV-Gator by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Funny
    I have a "Gator" inspired solution for you all. Being the generous sort I am, I'll even Open-license it. ;)

    1. Buy Playboy (or similar).
    2. Find attractive image.
    3. Remove attractive image from magazine.
    4. Paste over area of TV screen filled with annoying advertising.
  61. Bad TV=No New TV by Picass0 · · Score: 2

    I have a solution if TV ads get too oppresive - I'm not going to buy a new HDTV model.

    The whole point to HDTV is better quality television - well, the networks aren't going to give me that, so fuck 'em.

    Let's see how the consumer electronics divisions of the media giants respond if - because of shitty ads - people do not upgrade televisions.

  62. not quite a popup by kootch · · Score: 2

    I was taking the PATH from Hoboken to 34th Street the other day, and as the train went into the tunnel and underwater, I of course stared off into space at the window across from me. A few seconds later, I started seeing an animated Target ad being played out in the window. I looked around confused for a second... then realized what they had done.

    The train goes at a certain speed. Intervals were timed. They had created an animated advertisement, without sound, on the walls of the tunnel by spacing frames along the tracks. As the train passed at the given clip, the scenes animated themselves (optically of course).

    I think that was the coolest and most creative advertising medium that I've seen in ages. I've debated getting onto the PATH just to see it again.

  63. Good luck... by IpSo_ · · Score: 2

    How effective is this really going to be? I can't see them using any more then a "beep" when a text ad pops up, but how many people are going to "read" text on their TV screen? People watch TV to be entertained, not to read. Thats also why commercials are more and more becoming a form of entertainment rather then some mundane "Buy product X from big monopoly corporation Y". Just look at the superbowl commercials for proof of entertaining commercials.

    People get bored _very_ easily and I can't see placing a simple logo and some text at the bottom of the screen being very effective, people can easily ignore it. Now a 30second commercial that makes you roll on the floor laughing your ass off is about as effective of advertising as it gets. So much so that people will actually go out of their way to see your commercial. (ie: spending hours downloading them from the former adcritic.com?)

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  64. Pepsi? You mean Armalite, of course! by mangu · · Score: 2

    Isn't the whole idea behind pop-up ads that they would be more effective if content-related? In Quake, you would strat from small arms pop-ups, going through more powerful stuff, all the way to those lovely smart missiles pop-ups.

  65. Re:Charging Extra for No Adds by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2

    How big is slashdot? I think the more important question is how many of us are Neilsen households. If we all switch the channel and NONE of us have a Neilsen box, it doesn't do them any good.

  66. And soon by The_Shadows · · Score: 2

    It will be an area of advertising akin to what was in Minority Report. For those who've seen it, you know what I'm tlaking about. For those who haven't, or have missed the dozen or so stories on /., the advertising in Minority Report was throughly invasive. Personalized advertisments in nearly every public place. "Hello John Anderton. Feel the freedom of the new Lexus!"

    I recently saw a news blurb on CNN (no link, this was on CNN TV) that talked about using flipbook style pics to create "moving" picture advertisments on the walls of subways for when the trains go by.

    They interviewed the riders, and do you know what most said? "I like the new ads," or "these new ads are great!" I say, what the hell is wrong with these people? I see a 6 ads on billboard on the way to work, I hear another 6 on the radio (this is a 10 minute drive!) and then when I get on the net at work I see many, many more. Then I go home. I see and hear more ads, and if I happen to turn on the TV, I get commercials.

    I think that one reason companies that advertise on TV are getting less business is because people have learned to tune the ads out. I don't even need to mute the TV anymore. As soon as they cut to commercial breaks, I tune out. I will, likely, learn to tune out ads in corners very quickly. I still won't like it. But I get advertisments in many forms throughout the day, I tune every single one out. I'm personally getting sick of it, and I know it's affecting my personal perception. I know it just makes me ignore more and more things. *sigh*

    Sorry for the long free flow rant. Just my thoughts on the issue. Later.

  67. Stop villifying them by drix · · Score: 2

    Well, how dare they try to recoup some of the incredible expense that they incur providing you with millions of hours of free entertainment. If the realities of, you know, capitalism conflict with your apparently formidable geek-TiVo pride, well my friend, that's just a pill you're going to have to swallow. You can either go the HBO route or watch some commercials. Either way, stop whining to /., and by extension, me, about it.

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    1. Re:Stop villifying them by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 2

      Oh my gosh... if only we could do that. I feel pretty much the same way.. there are only a few channels that I watch and could not care less about the remainder of them... I wish that we could pick and choose what we get rather than some marketing drone deciding that we need 6 shopping networks and 5 Bible-thumping channels.
      I would gladly pay a premium to get exactly the programming I want and am interested in.

    2. Re:Stop villifying them by drix · · Score: 2

      Heh, you clearly were not here during the golden days of yore. You're more or less correct now, I suppose. How depressing.

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  68. Somebody check this logic... by bourne · · Score: 2

    Part of the problem is the deluge of commercial messages, which makes it harder for an ad to stand out.

    Scene III: A corporate boardroom, with a large polished mahogany conference table, shaved glass "windows," and an espresso machine in the corner.

    Big Boss: All right, Gentlemen, how are things looking in the advertising department?

    Franklin: Well, Boss, our revenues have been down about 3% over the last quarter.

    Jaspers: Sir, it seems that advertisers have seen the research, and they're not willing to pay as much for commercials when they know people are starting to ignore them. We've reached such a level of saturation that they ignore them even when they stay on, and between having 2000 channels and those darn Tivo boxes, they can skip or miss them if they want.

    Franklin: Yes, yes, it would seem that after years and years of constant commercial barrages, people are adapting and learning to treat them as noise.

    Big Boss lets out a deep "harumph" sound, his eyes narrow, and he steeples his hands in front of him. Franklin and Jaspers wait, uncertain and timid.

    Big Boss: I've got the perfect solution. We'll put even MORE commercials in. That'll fix it! We'll make them show up twice as often, and that way people will notice them again.

    Timid silence, followed by quick shallow nods and "Yes, sir!" "Brilliant, Sir" from our two flunkies. They jump up and exit stage right, pausing briefly for Jaspers to whisper to Franklin.

    Jaspers: I don't think he knows what "saturated" means, but I'm not going to be the one to break it to him...

  69. It's not a problem, It's an opportunity! by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems to me that this is very similar to the problems we're having with the recording industry and MP3s.

    Their business model has broken and they're trying vainly to simply patch it up by calling in the lawyers and copy-protection gurus instead of addressing the root cause -- lack of value for money.

    The same goes with the free-to-air (FTA) ad-funded TV broadcast model. They're losing advertising revenues because technology (TiVo/ReplayTV) is marginalizing their business model. Like the recording industry, they're trying to patch up this shonky model by simply ramping up the intrusiveness of the advertising -- which will have entirely predictable results.

    So... here's the solution:

    Just as the Net allows MP3 music files created by independent recording artists to be distributed in high quality and at low cost, the use of DivX now allows indie TV producers the chance to get their programming out there at low cost.

    Just look at how widely distributed and highly praised the indie 405 movie became thanks to its release on the Net.

    Just as in the music industry, there are a lot of really talented producers, directors, actors and effects people out there who might gain significiant benefit when FTA TV finally pushes their luck too hard and really piss off viewers.

    I'm sure that most of us would consider a subscription or short (30-60 second) advertisement at the start of each indie movie as a small price to pay in order to enjoy more of great stuff like this -- whilst thumbing our noses at the FTA networks and their lame business model.

    The secret to success is realising that an obstacle in your path is simply the chance to climb up and gain a better vantage point.

  70. In what format are those ads played? by eyefish · · Score: 2

    Does anyone here know in what format those ads play? Does MPEG-2 support a transparent alpha channel? or do they use something else? What's used today in TV networkd?

  71. Re:tv free is the way to go by Etcetera · · Score: 2

    I have been tv free since they screwed up discovery channel (about two years ago)

    What did they do to the Discovery Channel?

  72. TV Will Follow the Music Industry by serutan · · Score: 2

    When the tv industry, which has a history of being hyper-cautious about alienating viewers, is willing to do something this utterly annoying, it's very revealing. They must be pretty damn close to the end if they are desperate enough to pull crap like this.

    Remember, television viewers are not customers, they are product. The television industry's customers are advertisers. You can pretty much convince human beings to buy crap, because we've been conditioned to spend money to raise our self esteem. But you can't do that with advertisers. They emotionlessly buy raw numbers of eyeballs.

    Just as the banner ad business model didn't pan out on the web; now we have ads that march out in front of the content. After decades with little or no in-home media competition, television is finally facing the same problem with its banners. The sheer volume of alternatives is going to drive people away in both cases. It's an interesting time in history. Like the recording industry, TV is a sleeping giant, awakening to find that the nice cool ice it's been sleeping on has gotten too thin to stand on.

    Self destructing big media. I like it!

  73. marketed out of existence by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a brilliant piece that someone posted on slashdot some months ago ... honestly I do not remember the author's identity.

    I've been targeted right out of the market.

    I've had it. I can't take any more advertising. Television, radio, magazines, billboards, even the Internet for Christ's sake. Everywhere. Why do they keep targeting me? I never did anything to them. I don't even buy anything! They're wasting their time! Fast food makes me feel like shit, soft drinks make me dizzy, candy is disgusting, chips make my stomach hurt, I don't smoke, and any band that has ever been advertised anywhere sucks unequivocally. I eat tortillas and vegetables, I drink tap water. I ride my $40 bike for entertainment. I buy a new pair of Dickies at the army navy store every year and I get all my other clothes at Costco in 3-packs. My car works fine, I use my Internet connection for long distance, I've had the same boots for three years and re-sole them when they wear out. As far as booze goes, well, as long as it's wet...

    So why do they keep attacking me? Why are they filling every square inch of every available space in my life? Above urinals, on concert tickets, underneath the ice at hockey games, on blimps, in video games, as props in movies, plugs in rap songs, on shitty Web Sites (No, I will not visit your motherfucking sponsor. If you're not in it for the love, and you can't figure out any better way to pay for your site than by slapping some ugly, corrupted banner across the top of your pathetic work, then fucking close up shop, kill yourself, and leave the Web to non-polluters). They'd advertise on the backs of my eyelids if they could get away with it, and I can't hack it anymore. They win. I lose. They succeeded. I failed. Like Brian Wilson, I just wasn't built for these times. I fold. Here are all my cards. Keep the pot, keep my ante, keep the goddamn jacket on the back of my chair for all I care, I can get another at Costco. I'll be out in the parking lot getting drunk and yelling at cute girls because I can no longer stand the taste of tentacles. Marketing has poisoned everything worthwhile under the sun, so I'm giving it all up. Everything.

    But the way I figure it, there's no real loss. I've seen all of the episodes of the Simpsons 200 times each. Most of the good writing was done 100 years ago. I haven't listened to FM radio in years. I could play all my records beginning to end alphabetically and I'd be 76 years old when I got to the Zeni Geva. Online culture is a fucking yawn, only good for buying stuffed goats on Ebay and getting cracked copies of $1000 software. Movies always end up at the 99 cent video store across the street eventually, and you can fast forward through those commercials. My girlie's cute and the corner bar has Pabst on tap. What else matters?

    True, by shutting myself off to everything, I'm probably limiting my future potential as a 'community building' or 'bleeding edge' cog in someone's nightmarish vision of Internet profitability, but fuck, a simple read through my writing should've cured that anyway (Note to potential employers: The bidding starts at $120,000 a year with full dental).

    So I'm out. No more.

    I just feel bad for those of you I'm leaving behind. You'll be wearing your Slave Labor Nikes, sweating under a Third World Vest, listening to Everqueer or Fratboy Slim, your hair styled stupidly with gasoline and aborted pig placentas, trying to choke down a Double Meat Fuck Splattered Cow Testicles On The Slaughterhouse Floor Pus Coagulated Lactacious Secretion Yellow Dye #2 Deluxe. Man, will you be looking dumb. It makes me want to cry. You poor, oversugared demographic you. You're filling your apartments, your bodies, and your minds with useless junk. You stagger under your own weight, throwing money in random directions until you collapse and die, buried by a bunch of people who you failed to create meaningful human bonds with, who forget about you on the way home from the funeral.

    Maybe I'm just oversensitive, but I actually feel those fingers reaching out at me - cute little girl fingers, feeling at my face like a bind man, pulling at the loose threads all over my brain, trying to find a sensitive one, one that tweaks me. Desires to be successful, attractive to the opposite sex, spiritually satiated, or conversely, the fears of disease, dismemberment, of being outcast, of repressed homosexual desires. Herd mentality as dictated by herd mentality. A gas mask of soiled wool, worn in a steaming shower of chlorinated pond water. A lumbering culture created by profit motive, existing as window dressing to disguise the brutal cynicism of the architects, the brassy checks and balances of accountants bleating commands to the flunky tastemakers on the production line. The subversion of anything subverting. The conversion of something dangerous into something profitable. The gutting of the lion and the championing of the taxidermist. And the puffy vests, my god, the puffy vests....

    I give it one more shot.

    I hit that little "on" button, and immediately this little red dot appears on my forehead. I feel the barrel rising on the other side of the glass as some powersuited executive attempts to get me in his sights. His scope is the best money can buy, but my nausea and skittishness mark me as difficult prey. I make a sprawling leap over a pile of books, spilling a glass of wine and sending my cats scattering. The TV takes a shot at me. It misses, but after the smoke clears, there's a shimmering can of Pepsi on the coffee table, seductively held by a well manicured (but severed) hand. Then the Taco Bell dog is outside, scratching at my window, singing "That's Amore", the secret code that alerts Col. Sanders and Ronald McDonald to get their tumor inducing grease guns at the ready. "We have a resistor! Alert Cap'n Crunch and Mrs. Butterworth. Tell Hogan to pull that Subaru around!" And then, as the entire posse of 1-800-COLLECT goons attempt to joke their way through the front door, a helmeted uberyouth does a backflip on rollerblades against the window, almost crushing the Taco dog, thankfully getting tangled in the iron jungle of security bars designed for such a moment. The severed Pepsi hand launches itself across the room onto the stereo, turns it to HOTROCK 99.5 FM and starts dancing suggestively on the turntable. Warm, gooey songs ooze from the speakers, blurring the lines between commercial and product, product and art. The walls are running with honey, blood, and Gatorade. Limp Bizkit tries to sign me up for the Rap Metal MasterCard, but is outvolumed by a chorus of creepy NY Gap models, dead eyed and Children of the Damned style, singing nostalgic 80s songs with cool detachment, trying to sell me vests. Close inspection reveals UPC codes on the backs of their beautiful necks and a legion of bulimic girls behind them, mascara mixing with puke on ten thousand toilet bowls. Budweiser frogs are crawling out of the toilet bowls. A one-eyed, mutilated Asian girl holds a pair of new Levi's against the window with a thin, purple arm and starts screeching "It's a Small World After All" at the top of her lungs. Magic, The Old Navy dog, is sniffing butts with the Taco Bell dog, who had since bit the Asian girl on the leg and now yelling something about Gordidas. A waifish beauty suddenly appears on my bed, vying for my attention, trying to talk me into a new car, her hand slowly unbuttoning her blouse, batting her doe-ishly brown eyes, "C'mon Mark. It's only a test drive. No one ever has to know."

    Realizing my one escape, I yank my battered wallet out of my back pocket and pull out a twenty dollar bill. The entire scene freezes. All eyes are transfixed to the damp, smelly piece of paper. Andrew Jackson snickers and you can almost smell the cannibalized Indian on his breath. A miraculous cross breeze flows through my apartment, and I let the money go. It catches an upward draft, a hot air thermal, and is gone out the window.

    And then, something even stranger happens. The spokespeople, animals, models, body parts, and corporate whores all disappear in a anti-climactic 'puff' of yellow smoke, leaving a slight smell of perfumed intestine twisting through the air. My twenty freezes in mid flight about thirty feet above the ground. A helicopter drops out of the sky, and lowers a rope down to the cash. A man in a business suit slides down the rope, commando style, and captures the money in his mouth, gives a contemptuous snort, mumbling something like "sucker" under his breath. And then the helicopter is gone, vanishing somewhere behind the radio towers spiking the top of Queen Anne Hill. Everything is quiet again.

    I didn't just turn that TV off. I unplugged the motherfucker.

    1. Re:marketed out of existence by twisted_pickle · · Score: 5, Informative

      This came from http://www.blindwino.com/bigwino.html.

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    2. Re:marketed out of existence by Benwick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just how much did Costco pay you to write this?

    3. Re:marketed out of existence by flacco · · Score: 2
      Just how much did Costco pay you to write this?

      If someone doesn't mod this funny ASAP I'm going to slash my wrists.

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  74. Yes you can live without TV by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're right that there is some good stuff on TV, but I think that misses the point the original poster was making. I technically have a TV, but not cable so it's almost the same thing as far as I'm concerned. (HHOS) I think he was trying to say that if you miss a few episodes of the Simpsons, it will be ok.

    My wife made a good point about this a while back. If I spend an hour or an evening watching TV, I can almost never remember what I did with that day. However if I work on the house, read something (even slashdot), workout, or go to a nice resturant, I remember it much more vividly. I'm not wonderful for watching very little TV, but I do get a heck of a lot more done. I think my life is more full when TV is an activity I choose rather than the default. YMMV.

    Besides, when I watch I have a hard time turning it off, even if there is nothing on. Channel surfing is addictive.

    1. Re:Yes you can live without TV by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Channel surfing is addictive.

      Get a stand-alone TiVo with a sat receiver, and you'll never channel surf again--because it's too painful.

    2. Re:Yes you can live without TV by PD · · Score: 2

      I've got a TiVo. And you know what? There's really nothing that I want to record, except for Wednesday night's episode of Enterprise. The other hours of the week are basically a waste.

    3. Re:Yes you can live without TV by sjbe · · Score: 2

      HHOS? YMMV? What the fuck do all those acronyms mean?

      HHOS

      YMMV

    4. Re:Yes you can live without TV by uradu · · Score: 2

      There are plenty of shows on the History channel and TLC that I haven't seen yet, plus I can time-shift European news from ungodly hours to when I'm awake, plus I can timeshift HBO (or Starz etc) movies from 1am on some week night to the weekend, plus I can fill the drive with Clifford and Little Bear for my toddler twins. Right now for example I'm watching "From the Earth to the Moon" on HBO (which I never got around to seeing when it first came out) piecemeal here and there when I have a few moments, always staying nicely bookmarked when switching to other shows. And yes, Enterprise keeps showing up in the What's On list, but they're all re-runs until this fall.

  75. Re:UK TV Licensing law by isorox · · Score: 2

    cant proove you guilty so harras you until you pay up.

    Isnt the license for any equipment capable of receiving broadcast tv?

    Thats besides the point though. The BBC do advertsie - about 5-10 minutes an hour of bbc adverts (radio times, bbc programs, radio programs, idents), and the digital channels have logos all the time.

  76. Subscription fees by JamesKPolk · · Score: 2

    Let them charge subscription fees then! Just imagine - instead of the airwaves being loaded with whatever junk the networks have to air, they'd have to be filled with things people are willing to pay for!

    In a free market and society, voids will be filled. Unless the media companies step up and offer what the people actually want, others will continue to provide it. And, it seems clear that people want to avoid advertising, so they'd better look to profit from it, before they lose money because of it.

  77. Re:107 Pounds!!! sheesh...stop comlaining... by isorox · · Score: 2

    We get free tv which is funded by the license fee (BBC), or adverts (ITV, C4, C5, handful of digital channels).

    To get more channels you can pay more money.

  78. That's it! Jihad on the advertizers! by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    I say we all sign a pact in blood swearing never to buy any product advertized in a pop-up ad! Moreover, write snail-mail to the companies that advertize in this way explaining why they just lost you as a customer. See how long that shit lasts...

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  79. What did you expect? by DoorFrame · · Score: 2

    I don't have a Tivo, but I do have a little proxy that removes all the ads from the Internet for me. It's great. But here's the thing, I readily admit that if everyone used this tool, the free Internet would die. Right now it's all based on ad money, and if the advertisers recognize that nobody can even see their ad, they're simply going to stop paying for that style of ad.

    Now, you've all been so gung-ho about Tivos, about how great it is that you don't see ads anymore (along with all the other totally unmissable features). That's great for you, but you have to recognize that as soon as advertizers sense that you're not watching the ads anymore, they're going to either pull the funding away from television, or make the ads more irritating.

    Is anybody actually surprised that this is happening? You're pushing us towards a future where we can either pay for ad-free premium channels, or ad-ful cheapers channels. The Tivo removal of ads isn't a long term solution, you're only making the long term situation much more gloomy. Admit to yourselves that you're either killing the industry that you love, or you're creating a profit environment where they're forced to annoy you with more and more aggressive ads.

    It's not their fault that the ads have to get more intrusive, it's yours. Stop whining about it.

    1. Re:What did you expect? by DoorFrame · · Score: 2

      Yes, they did choose that business model, and they're obligated to take responsibility when it fails. Don't get mad at them for continuing to use their business model. They're not the one choosing to watch television, YOU ARE. If you don't like their business model, stop watching it.

    2. Re:What did you expect? by jafac · · Score: 2

      I readily admit that if everyone used this tool, the free Internet would die

      Um, the internet thrived for years before the advent of advertising. When (not if) the ad-supported portion of the internet dies, I don't think I'll miss it that much.

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  80. That would be one Mark Driver by the_Speed_Bump · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.blindwino.com/driverjunk15.html

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  81. Duct tape by techstar25 · · Score: 2

    I'll take a piece of duct tape and tape it to the screen just so it covers the bottom 1/4 where the ads are. So there.

  82. Shifting image by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

    Say for example that the ads take up the bottom 15% of the screen. Would the solution then be to alter one's television to only show the top 85% of the screen? You could choose between stretching the remaining image to fit the screen, just blacking out the ads, or even replacing the ads with anything you want. (Personally, I could go for a Zombocom banner)

    I doubt it would be hard to hack TV card drivers so that they would do this. How difficult and expensive would it be to do this to a normal TV?

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  83. ROTFLMAO. 30% ad to content - 0 viewers ... by crovira · · Score: 2

    Bwahahahaha. I threw my TV set out years ago.

    Advertising doesn't work above a certain level of exposure.

    Its called saturation.

    For a while, the audience efforts to reduce the ambient noise, the ads, got more effective.

    VCRs, Tivo, channel hopping, Zappers etcetera have saved commercial TV from exceeding the saturation point for years. But now the advertisers are becoming more desperate and more strident.

    Attempting to increase the time per pair of eyeballs becomes counter productive and people will turn to any channel with fewer ads and more content. As long as they can that is...

    People go to sports events because there's fewer ads and interruptions for non-content.

    My tolerance for BS, uh, ads was merely lower than most people's but I think that when the ads and obvious product placement in the content exceeds 30% of the on-air time, people are just going to stop and read a book or go play outside or talk to each other or maybe NOT talk. (Mariages are going to either be ruined or a lot more fuckin' fun.)

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  84. Re:viewers change channels because the ads are awf by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 2

    I agree -- most ads are cheap crap that are overplayed to the point where they're probably right up there with Chinese water torture in terms of their effect on the human mind.

    Maybe if advertisers and the creative teams they employed got of their fat backsides and actually created some stuff worth watching then they'd find that the terms "ad break" and "change channels" weren't so intimately linked in the consumer's mind.

    Most Slash-dot users are probably too young to remember the Dinah Shore show on TV when it was sponsored by "The Chevrolette Dealers of America" -- but this is a great example of how advertisers and content can be blended to the benefit of both.

    Imagine for a moment -- "The Nike Seinfeld Show", or maybe "The Coca Cola That 70's show."

    Of course asking a single sponsor to pay for the equivalent of all that ad-time would be a bit steep and represent poor value -- but ask yourself exactly why advertising costs so much anyway...

    Why on earth is anyone (even Jerry Sienfeld) worth more than a couple of thousand bucks an episode? Isn't it about time these "stars" realized that the future of their medium might just be in jeopardy unless they're prepared to take a pay-cut that puts them back in "the real world."

    Back in the 1960's, Chevrolette could afford to sponsor an entire show because Dinah Shore got paid a "fair" wage for what she did. The advertising was intrinsic to the program -- even the show's theme was a song that included the words "see the USA in your Chevrolette..."

    When you have actors asking for, and getting, tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars per episode (or more) then it's no wonder the ad-funded model no longer works.

    This is all too much like the music industry where someone (not always the artist) is charging far too much for the services they're providing.

    If everyone starts thinking "moderation" then maybe those halcyon days when an entire program could be sponsored by a single advertiser without the need for endless ad-breaks or pop-ups could return.

  85. Like This Isn't Already Happening? by istartedi · · Score: 2

    That isn't much worse than those stupid animated CG prehistoric creatures that the Discovery channel ran along the bottom of the screen to advertise their show about... umm... stupid CG prehistoric creatures.

    The already annoying network logo at the bottom of the screen has increasingly been replaced with more and more ads for coming attractions.

    Pop-ups for 3rd party products are just a natural evolutionary step.

    So, ya'gotta ask, why are we paying for cable? Certainly not the clean picture and reliable reception; at least not with Cox (Fairfax County, VA) anyway. I guess if you want to escape the crap, you have to pay for premium cable (HBO, Cinemax, etc.). I don't know because we don't have 'em. Come to think of it... the only reason I watch TV at all is because I don't pay for cable. I moved back with the folks, and well... the cable is there like free booze for an alcoholic. When I was on my own, I listened to NPR, read books, and fiddled with the computer a lot more. We didn't even have a TV.

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  86. can anyone say... by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Cany anyone say, Geocities? I thought you could... Remember when there used to be web pages there? Look at them now, are their servers even still there, I wouldn't know, haven't visited a page on Geocities in years. Soon as Geocities started shoving popups down peoples' throats, Geocities became the laughing stock of the whole Internet. They must be the least respected Internet company to have exist(ed?).

    Of course, most people don't have anything other to occupy their time these days anyway, so they might as well watch their programming in all of it's purely marketing glory.

    Heh, did anyone else see Minority Report? What brilliant irony, a film with tons of stuff showing how scary, invasive, and annoying advertising could become, is a film laced with product placement from beginning to end...

    How long till the moon has a Pepsi or a Nike logo staring down at all of us. We the people, we the consumers.

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    1. Re:can anyone say... by serutan · · Score: 2

      Depicting advertising in the future is not all that uncommon in sci-fi; it's a good way to make social commentary. But it's hard to tell if Minority Report was done in that spirit, or if the whole movie was engineered from scratch as the perfect product placement platform.

      When somebody yells, "I AM NOT YELLING!!!" it might be funny, but they're still yelling.

    2. Re:can anyone say... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      The funny part is that Steve mann has been working at ways to combat this for years. at www.wearcam.org you can find out more.

      There are ways to eridacate all visual adverts.. and one of the the brightest minds in the northern hemisphere is working on it right now.

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    3. Re: can anyone say... by pjrc · · Score: 2
      Geocities? I thought you could... Remember when there used to be web pages there? Look at them now
      It was either ads, or all those "personal" home pages of Fluffy The Cat On Him Grand Adventure To The Park On The Day We Bought The Digital Camera.

      All the pages that anyone put some real work eventually got moved to servers under a registered domain name, or they just disappeared after neglect.

  87. One small piece of advice... by daveman_1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you don't like the advertising you find on _commercial_ television you don't have to watch it. Noone is forcing you to watch Oprah. Noone is holding your head, peeling your eyelids back, forcing you to watch re-runs of "The Antiques Road Show" or any other of cable's lovely programming. Personally, I can't stand television. Reason: you can only do a few things while watching television. You can eat. You can drink. You can waste your life away hour after hour doing nothing particularly useful or even really all that entertaining. And of course, most importantly, you can be spoon fed all of the social engineering bullshit that television stations try to cram down your throat, letting you know what you should be thinking about certain ideas. No, you need not bring your own thoughts to the table if you are going to watch television.("noone in particular" have mercy on your soul if you actually get your news from TV...)

    For all of you who like to watch television, I have a book for you: "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury. If you couldn't locate the public library if it was up your ass on fire, here is a web site for you:

    http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/

    If all else fails, consider getting off the couch and going for a walk. You might even consider showing some affection to your significant other. Whatever you do, know that the sooner you turn off the TV forever, the sooner life gets better for you.

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  88. Quit watching TV already. by Restil · · Score: 2

    I still download the shows I like to watch, but I find that the small amount of trouble I go through to obtain the various episodes online is worth the effort to 1: avoid all commercials, and 2: get a clear picture. I don't have cable/sat, and from the amount of TV I watch, there's clearly no reason to waste my money on either.

    Remember, advertising is only effective so long as its not annoying. People are used to the typical commercial break. Those are annoying in their own way, but they do give people the opportunity to hit the bathroom or grab a bite to eat. Popups will probably be about as well received as they are on websites. I've found myself consciously avoiding sites that have popup ads, or even worse those ads that obstruct the page content. Yes, I realize there are browsers that eliminate both these "features", but I'd rather vote with my eyeballs by denying those sites the hits.

    -Restil

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  89. So.... by MoneyT · · Score: 2

    When I stop watching TV all together, and the sales plummit and all the big annoying businesses go out of business. What will happen then?

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  90. Respect. by phriedom · · Score: 2
    I think you misunderstood which people the TV execs worry about having respect for their advertising. Its not you, the consumer. They are worried about their customers, the potential advertisers, not respecting the effectiveness of their current ads. So they are looking for something new that those people will spend money on.

    "Just how many people actually tune in to watch a second-rate sequel that's seven years old on a second-rate cable network?"

    I don't see a quick and easy way to get those particular ratings, but over 2.5 million people tuned in to WTBS last Sunday night to watch
    • Austin Powers
    so if even 1/10th of that number watched
    • Father of the Bride
    , and if only 1% of the unhappy people actually complain (rather than your estimate of 10%, just to be pessimistic) then I think all practical people would call TNTs little experiment a success.

    I'm not saying I like it. I'm just lending you another perspective. Your other point about entertaining ads is also a good one, but there is a caveat: many entertaining ads get watched, and remembered, but the watchers can't remember what the product or brand was. I'm getting getting off on a bit of a tangent here, but come along anyways. IT IS VERY VERY HARD TO MEASURE THE EFFECTIVENESS OF ADVERTISING. There are all kinds of different goals: build brand awareness, build product awareness, improve brand image, improve product loyalty, etc. Sometimes when you catch the consumer at just the right time, you can make a lifelong impression, particularly on young people. When I was a young teenager, Diet Coke ran a "just for the taste of it" campaign for a while with gorgeous visuals of hot chicks, and cars, and jets swooping, and catchy music I can still remember vividly, and for a time it made me think Diet Coke was "cool." And so I drank Diet Coke over all other soft drinks for the next 15 years. No practical amount of market research is going to clearly protray something like that, so TV execs, and ad firms, need to convice advertisers that stories like that really happen and justify $100,000 for 30 seconds, or whatever the ad rates are. Another quick one, when Energizer came out with the pink Energizer Bunny campaign, it was a huge success by some measurements: most people recognized the Bunny after only a little exposure to the ad, and could correctly identify the product behind it. But there was NO EVIDENCE that it made people any more likely to buy Energizer batteries. Is that a success or a failure? Well they cancelled the campaigne for a long time, and then they brought it back, so its a matter of opinion obviously. Will pop-up ads work? Thats a matter of opinion too, but in the face of falling ad revenues, TV execs are willing to try anything.
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  91. Bowdlerized cartoons... by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    With the Cartoon Network starting their "Adult Swim" bloc of animation, I was hoping that maybe the WB and MGM cartoons that CN has on its "banned list" might resurface. Unfortunately CN doesn't have the cojones to do it. So nobody gets to see amazing cartoons like "Coal Black And De Sebben Dwarves", "Tin Pan Alley Cats" and "Blitz Wolf" because they're not politically correct.

    Some Bugs Bunny cartoons like "Bugs Bunny Nips The Nips" and "All This And Rabbit Stew" are on the "banned list" which meant that in 2000, when the pre-1948 WB cartoons and the 1948-on WB cartoons were "reunited" as AOL Time Warner properties, they couldn't air all the Bugs Bunny cartoons on June Bugs like they originally wanted to.

    This crap also goes on with newer cartoons too. The incredibly good animated series "Daria" finished its run on MTV this year, and is now being aired on "The N" which is what Noggin calls itself after 5pm.

    Now, Noggin is a joint partnership between MTV Networks' Nickelodeon channel and the Childrens' Television Workshop, best known for Sesame Street. This means that a lot of stuff gets cut from "Daria". So much so that some episodes get turned into meaningless mush after the schoolmarm censors get done with it. There are also episodes that will not air on The N.

    At least I have my tapes of the episodes as they originally aired. [sigh]

    I hate censorship.

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  92. Re:It won't be long now... by MsGeek · · Score: 2

    Actually Max Headroom is more apropos to modern media than it was back when it first aired. It won't be long until the networks, the RIAA and the MPAA run things for real, all TV sets lose their on/off switches, and they put TV sets in alleys so that homeless people can watch. Why, there even is a computerized talking head that reads the news! 20 minutes into the future? More like 20 seconds now...

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  93. Re:ROTFLMAO. 30% ad to content - 0 viewers ... by buss_error · · Score: 2
    Advertising doesn't work above a certain level of exposure.

    Its called saturation.

    Well, one less pair of eyeballs will be glued to the screen. When are these yahoos gonna get it? Too much is too much, it just gets tuned out. Like the surf at the beach, after a few minutes, you just don't hear it anymore.

    Some friends of mine asked when I was gonna but a HDTV. Told 'em, when my current set stops working, I won't worry about buying a new one, 'cause I only watch about 30 minutes a week as it is. I can't see shelling out tons of bucks for watching ads.

    Did any one read merchanters(sp) war? It was about a future world, where products like Coke and Pepsi hooked you, and you could go to jail for not watching enough ads. Spooky.

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  94. Bottled water and innovative ads. by dmaxwell · · Score: 2

    It's funny the way an ad can grab your attention in a way the advertisers didn't intend. There some brand of bottled water that has a really spiffy effect in their ads. A bottle of water has all these different types of athletes swimming around in it and is dripping on to some flat surface. The athletes spring up from the water droplets and bike, run, climb off or whatever.

    It's a really neat effect. I don't remember and could care less which brand of bottled water it was for. They're lucky I even remembered it was for bottled water. It won't induce me to buy anything but you know....that was a neat special effect!

  95. Re:Guh-Faw! by letxa2000 · · Score: 3, Informative
    The correct term is "American."

    Citizens of the "United States of Mexico" are commonly called "Mexicans" just as citizens of the United States of America are commonly called Americans.

    Someone who lives in North America may be called "North American" and someone who lives in South America may be called "South American."

    There is no continent called "America", although North and South America are often referred to collectively as "The Americas."

    References:

    1. World Atlas
    2. World Atlas 2000
    3. The Continents
    4. Continents of the World
    5. World Facts and Figures
    Now can we please just accept that Americans are Americans? Those that persist with this "Americans is everyone in the western hemisphere" line are just people with an axe to grind and are trying to take away part of Americans' identity by making it politically incorrect to call yourself American.

    Get over it.

  96. Boy, you yankees are pathetic!!! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    All the entertainment you need comes from a friggin' box?

    Haven't you realized that there are other forms of entertainment?

    Cheap ones, too.

    I mean, real cheap. Masturbation, for example is real cheap, like free (as in free beer).

    You just fantasize about some hot chick (or guy - all the tastes are in nature), then pop-out your boner, then just whip it 'till it creams.

    No fuss, no bills, just a bit of jizz!!!

  97. Not on *my* TV! by vanyel · · Score: 2

    The silly translucent station logos are bad enough, as is squishing the credits to unreadability, and the line of text that pops up at the bottom to continue a commercial break a little longer for the station is starting to cross the line, but if they really start interfering with the show itself, I'll turn it off and wait for it to come out on DVD and watch it then. I don't mind non-intrusive product placement, but what they really need to do is make commercials worth watching. I wish I had a Tivo when Tasters Choice was running their serial commercial, as I missed several of them, and I don't like coffee! But I'd rather start paying directly for my tv shows, or do without entirely, than put up with intrusive advertising.

  98. Yeah this is going to be tough... by sterno · · Score: 2

    I grew up frequently finding the television as my babysitter. It's a very hard habit to kick. I've realized that when we have children that it will probably be best for them to seriously limit the amount of TV time. This is going to be a very difficult change for me because I've long been in the habit of mindlessly watching TV.

    The problem in giving up television is that as soon as you turn the TV off you have to come up with something to do. If one had gotten in the habit of always watching television when there is nothing to do, it becomes difficult to come up with things to do even. So it become easier to just go back to watching television. Not sure what the best approach is to this. Sometimes I've had some success but I eventually seem to fall back into my bad habits.

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  99. Getting closer by flacco · · Score: 2
    One more step toward making TV utterly worthless and unwatchable even to the gawking masses. We're getting closer! At some point it will have to get so bad that even they will have to notice.

    Or at the very least, a pay version of TV WITH NO ADS will arise.

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  100. I Just Patented This Business Model... by sconeu · · Score: 2

    Hell... why even show the TV shows? Why not just show the fscking ads 24/7?

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    1. Re:I Just Patented This Business Model... by sconeu · · Score: 2

      No, I didn't mean infomercials, I meant 30 second spots.

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  101. Re:hello.... by bilbobuggins · · Score: 2
    If ad agencies made their commercials more entertaining then I wouldn't mind watching them so much.

    Conversely, if the media companies made the shows more entertaining you probably would be more hesitant to change the channel in case you missed something. How often do you change the channel only to come back to the first show a little too late? Probably a lot, it happens to everyone.
    This doesn't mean that the ads on the first station weren't entertaining enough. What this means is that the content of the show is so unimportant to the viewer as to make avoiding ads more important than anything, even at the risk of missing the show itself.
    Think about die-hard fans wathcing their favorite show, or when your favorite movie is on, or it's the Superbowl (etc.), see if any one of those viewers is willing to change the channel. Not at all, they're afraid of missing anything.
    I think the real lesson here is that people care a lot less about Friends than the execs all think we do. If we cared about the stuff they were putting on tv then we'd be willing to watch the ads in anticipation of the show, just the way interstitials were meant to work in the first place.

  102. Hmm.... well written, but I'll bite anyway..... by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After the initial amusement wore off, I started thinking more about it. Look, I think *all* of us grow tired of all the advertising out there. It might make the author feel self-important to act as though he's the lone dissenter to advertising - but it's just not so. Still, it's not wise to equate advertising with modern culture.

    "Pop culture" is a sort of glue that holds us together and helps us make bonds/relationships with others. When you want to strike up a conversation with someone new, you start looking for "common ground". It really does you no good to break into a big discussion on an obscure topic the other party has no previous knowledge of. They'll get bored and walk away. Communications is a 2-way street. You listen and respond, listen and respond.

    You can go on attacking popular music ("Fratboy Slim" as you prefer calling him, or "Everqueer"), or lambast the latest Hollywood movie productions and TV series. Whatever floats your boat. Still, it doesn't change the fact that all of these little blips on life's "radar" provide common experiences that people can relate to and talk about in daily life.

    Useless junk? Well, sure it is. All entertainment could be classified that way. Sports too, and drinking for pleasure. Humans need breaks. We can't *always* be doing "productive" things. We need some down-time, and some plain old "fun time" to recharge our bodies and minds.

    Fast food exists primarily because it's inexpensive + convenient. If McDonalds never ran a television ad again - do you think they'd go away? Doubtful - although they might not like having less opportunity to remind you that they're a breakfast/lunch/dinner option. People would still go there and eat their processed foods. People's tendencies to eat this sort of unhealthy fare are much more complex than mindless brainwashing by commercials. If you think otherwise, I'm afraid you sell all of us short.

    1. Re:Hmm.... well written, but I'll bite anyway..... by baniak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Still, it's not wise to equate advertising with modern culture.

      Yeah, I wish advertisers got that. If you look at the majority of our modern culture, it is awash in advertising tie ins. Britney Spears, musical icon to many, is almost a wholly owned subsidiary of Pepsico. And I don't think we can count how many musicians have a renewed popularity because of being featured in a car commercial. Dave Brubeck, Nick Drake, various techno artists.

      We in turn become bathed in pop culture/ advertising - i.e. we equate advertising with modern culture. How many people do you know that started shouting "Wassssssuuuuuup!" for 3 successive months after those Bud commercials came out.

      I know several people who at one time or another had collections of Taco Bell Chihuahua stuffed animals because of those commercials.

      My uncle's jokes come from commercials now...

      I agree it's unwise to equate advertising with modern culture, but, it is our culture now.

      Useless junk? Well, sure it is. All entertainment could be classified that way. Sports too, and drinking for pleasure. Humans need breaks. We can't *always* be doing "productive" things. We need some down-time, and some plain old "fun time" to recharge our bodies and minds.

      All entertainment could be classified as "useless junk" or... unproductive, definetely. However, the aim of advertisement, of creating a mass phenomenon out of a band such as Everclear or Fatboy Slim (which I will admit to liking at times,) is to make a productive use the time and money we use for entertainment. There are no pop culture icons that exist to make us feel good about being unproductive while listening to or watching them.

      Our popular entertainment is not meant to relax us. It offers us escape, but where to? Escape to a series of places engineered to make us feel inadequate. That is what advertising is designed for, to create a desire. The majority of our cultural icons are toned, slender, clear skin, impeccably coiffed and dressed. Which inspires us with dreams of our own, and that is important, but our dreams are mostly channeled down avenues of desire.

      Fast food? It is a boon for productivity! What would happen if we sat down for hour long dinners every evening? A definite loss of productivity!

      Anyway, I agree with your point that pop culture is a way that we gain common experiences as a society, but it comes at a serious price to those who create the culture (in that their "artistic vision" is merely a byproduct of an advertising office) and at a price to those who relate to the culture. How long does any cultural experience last today? The "Wassup" fad lasted about 3 months. Also, I'd rather my common cultural experiences not involve huge explosions triggered by muscled Austrians.

    2. Re:Hmm.... well written, but I'll bite anyway..... by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Thanks, I'll check out "No Logo". Sounds like a good read.

      Just for the sake of clarification though, I wasn't try to make a claim that "pop culture" is the only (or even the most powerful) thing that keeps us together as a society.

      It isn't the "definitive tie" for us humans. Not at all....

      In the modern world, however, we've created a number of pastimes that encourage our solitude. We spend hours watching a television, or sitting in front of a video game console or computer screen. We go out to movies where hundreds of people sit together, never saying a word to each other, while they collectively experience a solitary form of entertainment.

      Unlike some people, I *don't* believe this is a bad thing. People really don't need to be social all the time. It's ok. But what it does do is creates a situation where many of our common experiences have to do with what we observed through the mass media programming.

      Without any "pop culture" at all, sure - we'd have plenty of other things to talk about. Why do you think "gossip" is so popular? When all else fails (and people grow tired of talking about themselves), they often start talking about their neighbors. When you want to made conversation, though, and you don't want to risk offending the other person - references to pop culture are a pretty safe bet. (EG. 2 women can talk about how outrageous some soap-opera star acted on the show the other day, instead of gossiping about a co-worker.) It offers one more tool in our arsenal of topics to discuss, and people find a lot of comfort in that.

      I'll end this for now with one final thought. Diversity requires creativity. Advertisers strive to hire the most creative people possible. Why? Because they know that in general, people aren't all that creative. Most of us would rather be "spoon-fed" someone else's creative idea than make the effort to roll our own.

  103. I'm getting an extra $50.. by _aa_ · · Score: 2

    ...because the day I see one of these ads, i will pawn my telivison set.

    If I was a television show producer, and I had a contract with a major network to run a season of my show, I would put in the contract that they must run each episode in it's entirty. Then when one of these ads pops-up, sue the broadcaster for breach of contract because it obscured the episode. Same with the stupid channel logo at the lower right hand side.

    The Discovery Channel has been doing this crap for months now and it pisses me off. Showing big stupid animations about Nigel Marvin or Monster Garage (which would be a great show if they didn't do those retarded fake races at the end.)

  104. Targeted Ads by segfault7375 · · Score: 2, Funny


    Not only that, but the ads will run during relevant portions of the programming (see a guy shaving in the mirror, get a pop-up ad from a razor company).

    GREAT! Most of what I watch is Sci-Fi, so I can't wait to start getting pop-up ads for teleportation devices, Phase III blasters, and vacations to galaxies far, far away!

  105. Re:hello.... by Saeger · · Score: 2
    Conversely, if the media companies made the shows more entertaining you probably would be more hesitant to change the channel in case you missed something.

    You're right, but quality is still mostly subjective.

    I only watch a very few shows that I don't want to miss coming out of commercial so I'd know to stay put:

    • Enterprise (on UPN) - they're between seasons at the moment, but if the ads get bad I can always download the episodes without any branding (apparently they're fresh off a satellite or something).
    • Politically Incorrect (on Disney's ABC) - It's been canceled, but it used to be easy to figure out when it'd be back from commercial since the adblock was almost always the same length, AND the last commercial before PI came back was almost ALWAYS a stupid car commercial.
    • Eye Drops (on TechTV) - I actually sit through the commercials for this show because they don't last long, are "techy", and because I can't bear to miss the start of any of those awesome short CG stories (and to know the production tools they used, etc).
    • The Science Channel - they rerun everything on this channel so many times a day/week it doesn't matter what I miss due to commercial-avoidance.

    Everything else on TV is crap. Wish I could pay only for those 4... er... 3... channels, instead of the 600 compressed-to-shit channels TW bundles with their digital cable.

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  106. Insightful? by mangu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Suppose Germany didn't have a proper name and Germans should call themselves 'Europeans'. Or the Japanese called themselves 'Asians'. How would that be "Insightful"?

    1. Re:Insightful? by be-fan · · Score: 2

      You have no idea. There are all sorts of psychological issues dealing with countries all over the world. For example, (not to sterotype, but an observation) there is a latent dislike on the Indian sub-continent of dark skin. Then there is the fact that Russian and Turkey both strongly insist they are European, even though their population makeup would put them in border/mixed groupings at best. Leave it to history to screw up people's perceptions...

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  107. I'm amazed by LS · · Score: 3, Insightful

    at those who are up in arms about this. TV is mostly shitty, it's not forced on you, and yet it still defines reality for most people by selectively pushing ways of thought that stimulate the libido, and leaving out specific ways of life and thought and break the status quo. Those of you who think I'm full of shit and don't believe that TV is a brainwashing tool are brainwashed. There are infinite things to do in this life. I hope you aren't pulled into a vortex of despair when you find out you spent most of it in front of a glowing brainwashing box.

    LS

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  108. People have already said this but by forgoil · · Score: 2

    I would just simply not watch a show with commercials on at the same time. There are just so few shows worth seeing these days that I will just revert to watching DVDs. But then again, they will probably fuck that up too and have commercials on there as well. Already happened on my The Fast and the Furious DVD (which pissed me off to no end).

    I must start wondering if commercials don't work anymore or something. I atleast start to really *HATE* the irritating companies behind the commercials.

  109. Re:107 Pounds!!! sheesh...stop comlaining... by SB5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The funny thing is, the United States constitution is the same way, 'cept it is extremely fair and doesn't work remarkably well.

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  110. BBC by kogs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It just makes me want to hug the TV licence fee ~$160 per year. This gives me 8 TV channels with no ad breaks - whole uninterrupted movies.

    Just imagine a whole evening's viewing without anything allegedly washing whiter.

    The UK TV licence, you can't justify it but by gum it works!

    1. Re:BBC by Metatron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damn straight ... I have heard (too much recently for my liking) people talking about reducing the licence fee and cutting the BBC down to public service broadcasts only ... NO ! I'd pay my licence fee any day for the channels and channels of quality advert free TV and radio programming they provide.

    2. Re:BBC by elefantstn · · Score: 2

      We have channels like that too, only in the US, we're allowed to choose whether or not we want to pay for and watch them.

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    3. Re:BBC by Gannoc · · Score: 2

      Ha.

      Thats what cable was supposed to be. I'm quite sure that if we had a license fee in the US, we'd pay the fee and also have heavy commericals+product placement.

  111. Dragonball Z in Germany by Bartmoss · · Score: 2

    When I told this to my co-workers, one of them said her son watches dragonball z, and they recently started to put a 25% of the screen border around the show. What does this border display? Why, commercials of course.

    Now, I do not own a TV myself, so I cannot verify this (Who can?). But I can tell you people one thing: I am SO glad I tossed mine out a long time ago.

  112. To all those posting by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    "I'll just do such-and-such and yeah, that'll screw 'em!", here's a wake up call.

    Are you in one of the 5,000 households with a Neilsen People Meter? Or failing that, are you in the "sweeps"?

    No?

    Then your opinion means absolutely nothing. Nil. Zilch. Nada. Zip. Nobody cares if you switch off your TV and go and frolic in the great outdoors. Nobody that matters will ever know, and nobody will change what they're doing because of your actions.

    Are we all clear on that now?

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  113. Dodge the tv advertising... by TheHummer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think I've been quite successful not to watch commercials for two years. I got rid of my TV set. Actually it broke and I didn't replace it.

    These days I watch movies and my favourite sci-fi series DVDs on my computer which has pretty good stuff attached to secure comfortable viewing of such media.

    Look ma, no in-between-ads!

    News you ask? I get plenty of that at work. Working in a newspaper has its advantages...

  114. video games.. by funkmastermike · · Score: 2, Funny

    I see people say complaining about video games and saying how they better not touch them with adverts.. but how many of you would rather the main character in a game ... lets say duke nukem ...break into a bar, shoot some pigs up, then afterwards look around the room seeing the bartender shaking in his boots.. then hear duke say "gimme a shot of tequila". I'd rather he say "gimme some jose cuervo". and he drinks it and moves on.. simple nonchalant advertising in video games make them a tad more real and more fun knowing that he's drinkin a coke and not a soft drink or a "cuke" (like sorny or panaphonic)
    I just hope we're not forced to see ads during load times one day.

  115. GREAT! by squaretorus · · Score: 2

    I have thought for YEARS that breakfast TV should have ads in the lower quarter of the screen, INSTEAD of ad breaks. How annoying is it to rely on the 'clock on the telly' all morning, only to have it disappear every now and then for some damn ads!

    Having the ads scrolling / running at the foot of the screen would be cool - not in something like the simpsons, but in most crap it'll be fine!

  116. Can you say cable? by leereyno · · Score: 2

    About the only thing I watch on TV are movie channels, the history channel, and the Sci-Fi channel. I don't give a rat's ass whether NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox, WB, and UPN fill 59 out of every 60 seconds with pure advertising. I don't waste my time watching their crap anyway.

    About the only thing that is going to result from this is that the channels that DON'T piss off their viewers are the ones that people are going to watch, even if the actual quality of their programming is inferior. Of course I don't expect television execs to understand this, but then again I really don't care. Television is one of those activities that I spend the least ammount of time doing. If it were to diappear off the face of the earth I don't think I'd miss much.

    Lee

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  117. Re:hello.... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    I am inside the advertising business.. Yes, I am sitting in the dark side.... please, pray for my soul...

    First, advertising is designed to crank up the satuiration until you see a revinue drop because you hit that saturation point. the ENTIRE business plan behind advertising and marketing it to saturate it and saturate it hard until you just hit that "the customer is gonna puke" point then you back off a teeny bit.

    You are right, they will attempt to wring every dime out of it. Ameritech is already advertising during the ringing if the person you call doesnt pick up after 3 rings... (3rings, "Hello, the person you are calling isnt answering, would you like to pay us for some really neat features that will notify them that you called, or notify you when they return and use their phone? only $1.99 per use! press Pound to hear more..." rining continues.. "Pepsi commercial starts...")

    If you want to know where our world is heading in regards to media, watch max-headroom.... it is really really damned close. Orwell and his 1984 is all wrong, the govt is not who you need to fear, it's the corperations....

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  118. I think I follow the /. reasoning here... by tenzig_112 · · Score: 2

    1. The only way to keep information free [beer/speech] is to support web content with advertising.
    2. The Internet is collapsing because web advertisers won't pay site owners.
    3. The web advertising market collapsed because the ads are too easy to ignore.
    4. Intrusive advertising is annoying and should be stopped.
    5. Go back to step 1.

  119. When this happens, I stop watching. by raygundan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If ads begin obscuring a show I watch, I will stop watching it. I don't watch ST:TNG anymore due to the awful squish-o-vision the network employs to squeeze crap in at the bottom. If it happens to anything I value watching (ie, the stuff I got cable for) I will cancel my cable subscription.

    I don't watch much TV, and I skip over the ads of what I do watch with my Tivo. Ad-free TV has been nice, and I'd even be willing to pay for the shows I enjoy (one at a time-- I'm not paying for all the crap to get a few good shows a la cable), but if the options are ad-covered, distorted-aspect-ratio crap or nothing, nothing wins hands down.

  120. Respect and Attention by wls · · Score: 2
    Perhaps then, the problem isn't with the viewing audience, but instead the commercials themselves.

    SuperBowl...? Everyone watches the commercials. The execs think "everyone will be watching, we have to make this good" the consumers are saying "this will be good, therefore we will watch."

    How about those "Funniest Commericals" television shows where all the content is funny commecials. How about those small clips passed around in email?

    If a commerical is well done and entertaining, it will get viewer following -- and the product will stick. If it's just annoying in-your-face product announcement, people can (and will) move on.

  121. TV's new business model by mapmaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In past stories about PVRs, slashdot posters always got modded way up for saying something along the lines of:

    "It's not my fault the TV networks' business model is obsolete. If I want to skip commercials I will and if the networks don't like it they should stop whining and come up with a better business model."

    Well, here's that better business model you asked for. If you don't like it, stop whining and come up with a better PVR!

  122. Revoke their TV station licence by ignavus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some of us have this thing called a government. You see, you can't just run a TV station whenever you like to - you gotta get a licence. And the public have a say in the licence. It is called democracy. It works like this. TV company decides to put ads inside programs. TV station licencing authority say "no you don't" and revoke TV station licence. TV station realises that ads inside programs is NOT a good idea, because they no longer have a business.

    It is just a matter of deciding whether the public or the TV companies run the government. If the TV companies run the government, then you DON'T have a democracy - if you do have a democracy, why can't you revoke their licences until they behave themselves?

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  123. Don't "THEY" Watch TV Too?? by Vortran · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't the people making these commercials and pushing this crap go home and sit down to watch TV and hate the commercials just as much as you and I? Can someone explain why humans do stuff like this to other humans, much less themselves?

    Aren't these folks retaining some semblence of human-ness? It's like, if you piss in the pool it's messed up for YOU too.. not just the other people in the pool.

    I guess I just don't get it.

    Vortran out

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  124. Choose Life by kpayson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget - is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid.

  125. Re:hello.... by pjrc · · Score: 2
    ... advertisers feel that people don't give commercials the "respect and attention" that they think they deserve ... I wonder why? Oh yeah, that's right. People don't like advertising.

    But they do, at least as far as I can tell as a non tv watcher listening to the occasional conversations at work. Sometimes they'll talk about what happened in some show, but quite often conversation is about the funnier ads. It's amazing how long those impressions can last.

    For example, I missed the guy who's not a doctor, but plays one on TV (and then apparantly goes on to prescribe whatever medication is being pitched).

    I also missed the old woman who fell over and couldn't get up.

    Now I did catch the superbowl a few years ago when some friends were having a superbowl watching party... and guess what everyone was really interested in watching? A lot were for dot-coms back then.

    There are so many more, but not having seen them I really don't pay much attention to the conversations.

  126. Re:A perspective from Reality by Vortran · · Score: 2

    Great! Glad you're here. Do you watch TV? Forget about ABC for a second.. how do you feel about this as a regular human being (guy/gal) at home sitting down to watch a little TV (e.g. your favorite show) and having pop-up ads?

    Do you, as a human Joe, ignore commercials?

    How do you think the rest of the folks watching feel about that? Why would you do something (put in pop-ups on TV) to us that you yourself presumably would detest? Doesn't the Golden Rule have any relevance whatsoever anymore?

    To be honest.. and maybe I'm just a weirdo.. I actually try to patronize the sponsors of my favorite shows. Precious lot of good that did for the X-Files and Star Trek: Voyager.. but hey, I tried.

    Vortran out

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  127. I no longer own a TV... by neo · · Score: 2

    When I tell most people this, their eyes pop out of their heads as they realize that a large portion of their daily lives have no meaning to me. "No, I have no idea what happened on Buffy last week." They take it as a value statement. It's like I'm saying "You suck." Actually I like most of you, it's TV that sucks.

    The average person (in the US) spends 4 hours watching TV a day, but there are real reasons to keep watching:

    * Connection to others. TV creates social connections, even between people with little else in common. Feeling 'out of touch' with others would then require you to find other social connections.

    * Communication to the masses. Corporations and Governments use TV as a way to send out their messages to mass populations. You might miss the important messages from these organizations if you didn't watch.

    * Introduction to new products. Often TV is used to launch new products and services to major markets. How would you knew a new product was introduced if you didn't watch TV?

    * It occupies your time. It fills an average of 28 hours a week. If you eliminated it, you'd be force to do something else with that time.

    So when commercials are increased on Public TV (and cable too, you actually pay to watch those commercials), I don't worry. It's a balance issue. The commercials need to pay for the air time, staff, actors, equipment... well basically everything in the broadcasters budget. Billions and billions of dollars. If advertising doesn't work to make the advertisers the money back (plus profit) then they have do something else.

    The question you should be asking yourself, however, is 'how well do advertisements work?' When a corporation is willing to pay billions of dollars to get ad space, they are getting a return on that investment. You are buying that product... when they advertise to you on TV. Do you remember making that choice?

    Cheers.

  128. Spam TV by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    "...placement and the 30 second commercial spot are not getting the respect they deserves from us consumers"

    Awww... Are profits down? People aren't paying attention to their already intrusive ads? Gee, imagine that. As if interupting your favorite show with 2-5 minutes worth of commercials weren't enough. Or those banners at the bottom of the screens. But pop-ups? I'm picturing MTV-style factoids popping up like the videos...

    "Lara!!! He's dead!"
    "No! That can't be!!"
    "Maybe you should sit down..."


    POP! *Buy Sealy chairs and matteresses from Furniture Direct and save 50%*

    "Are... Are you sure it was him?"
    "Yes, Lara... I'd recognize that sport coat anywhere."


    POP! *Mens sports wear at everyday low prices from Jackson's Supply*

    I'd like to think no self respecting network would impliment this, but who am I kidding...?

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  129. Or even better... by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Funny

    "How did he die John? How!?"
    "It looks like he was shot to death... Probably a drive-by, Lara..."


    POP! *Glock semi-automatic 9mm pistols, ammunition and parts availible at Al's Guns and Supply!*

    Sorry. I had ta ^__^

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  130. Not Hypocrisy by Sloppy · · Score: 2
    (Ignoring the issue of how trivial it is to filter web ads compared to TV ads...)

    Slashdot lets its readers choose whether to get ads, or pay directly. TNT's viewers are not given that choice.

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  131. And I thought Pop-Up-Video on MTV was annoying! by be-fan · · Score: 2

    If you won't eat it, we'll force it down your throat! Some guy at Time-Warner recently said that the average American would pay $250 a year to get the kind of programming they do now for free without the adds. That's a little over $20 a month, about the same as an AOL account. Where do I sign up?

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  132. (mostly) Ad free television... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 2

    I bought a new Sony Vvega and it's never shown a Commercial (really) since I've owned it.

    It doesn't get HBO, or even the local channels. It doesn't get anything but Playstation 2, XBox, Gamecube, Dreamcast, N64, Saturn, Turbo Graphics 16, SNES, Genesis -- and -- uh -- sometimes my Laptop.

    So, you see, my television doesn't really show commercials, unless you count the radio commercials in Grand Theft Auto 3.

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  133. Re:Guh-Faw! by be-fan · · Score: 2

    Typical American. No knowledge of geography ;) The proper name for Mexico is United Mexican States, not United States of Mexico (subtle semantic difference, not just word order difference). Calling it the United States of Mexico is like calling the United Arab Emirates the United Emirates of Arabia. Under your logic, citizens of the United States of America and Americans, and citizens of the United Mexican States are Statesians.

    PS> I think the 'american' moniker is fine. It's not like anybody else wants it anyway...

    PS> Sorry for that crack. I couldn't help myself. I was on a roll. You know you were thinking it!

    Frankly, as anybody from the Indian subcontinent knows, every single "race" box in the U.S. lumps Indians under "Asian or Pacific Islander." As if the whole Red-Indian Brown-Indian thing wasn't bad enough. If Americans have to take a little semantic pain, then they should get used to it. It happens to everybody else all the time. If the Irish people in the UK can deal with everybody calling their country England all the time, than anyone can live with slightly inaccurate moniker.

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  134. "Fail" by MsGeek · · Score: 2

    Actually that episode was originally called "The F Word"...I wouldn't be surprised if that was yet another cut by The N.

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  135. Re:But... by Kredal · · Score: 2

    No, but I'm willing to pay that EACH for the 5 stations I watch... (CNN, Sci/Fi, Comedy Central, TNN, and Fox)

    I can do without the other hundred and some-odd channels.

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  136. Already happening in Europe by mnordstr · · Score: 2

    This is already happening in Europe. I live in Finland and watch Viasat. They have annoying popups coming every know and then, blocking 25% of the screen, asking to click OK to get more info. Truly annoying, and the technology isn't apparently ready cause the sound stops for a few seconds after the popup has dissapeared.