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FTC Moves Forward With National Do-Not-Call List

netringer writes "The U.S. Federal Trade Commission is proposing some new regulations creating a national 'Do Not Call' list to keep US phones from being rung by telemarketers. Telemarketers who call a number on the list could be fined up $11,000. The new FTC rules also require that telemarketers have Caller ID enabled and limit abandoned 'hang up' calls from predictive dialers. The new rules have some loopholes, allowing calls from charities and businesses that have somehow gotten your permission or have done business with you before. The Direct Marketing Association is threatening to sue to save U.S. consumers from the potential loss of buying opportunities."

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  1. The answer? by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps the guy who just asked slashdot has his answer.

  2. Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For a do not SPAM list. What a concept, out-in should be the defacto thing, never opt-out, it presupposed willingness to be harrassed.

    1. Re:Now by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "For a do not SPAM list. What a concept, out-in should be the defacto thing, never opt-out, it presupposed willingness to be harrassed. "

      I'd love that. I'd report my address as *@*.*

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    2. Re:Now by archeopterix · · Score: 3, Insightful
      For a do not SPAM list. What a concept, out-in should be the defacto thing, never opt-out, it presupposed willingness to be harrassed.
      Unenforcible, and it would be a great source of e-mail addresses for spammers. Ironic, isn't it?
    3. Re:Now by bethenco · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not sure I could support a legally enforced `do not spam' list. In fact, I have mixed feelings about the `do not telemarket' list, despite the fact that I hate telemarketers (AT&T has called me trying to sell long-distance service about five times in the past few days!).

      The issue of the government controlling use of technology is what gives me reservations about making spam illegal. Electronic mail's vulnerability to spam is a flaw in the design of the system itself. We should not attempt to solve this problem by introducing regulations that ban certain uses of electronic mail. When you think about it, a federally enforced do not spam list would be a similar approach to that taken by the DMCA. The DMCA attempts to reduce copyright violations by outlawing the distribution or use of software that exploits flawed copy-protection schemes. A federally enforced do not spam list would attempt to reduce destructive uses of email by outlawing certain uses of the flawed electronic mail system.

      What about alternatives? In general, we should look for a technological solution to this technological problem. The Bayesian spam filters that everyone has been talking about seem promising. Some system involving only accepting messages signed by trusted sources may also be possible. Of course, you can't list every source you would like to accept mail from, so a system like this may take some hard thought.

      Anyway, we may not find a perfect solution to the spam problem immediately, but my point is that government regulation is A Bad Idea.

    4. Re:Now by Alien+Being · · Score: 2

      "government regulation is A Bad Idea."

      Spam is denial of service. It uses up my phone line, email, answering machine, trash can, time, and patience. It costs me money and privacy. It's getting worse and there's little I can do about it.

      Spam is necessary. We must be heard. We can trade information about people and target our efforts, or we can shoot at anything that moves. People are becoming desensitized to our messages, so we must turn up the volume.

      Mmmmmmmm!!! profit! We could easily offer customers ways of eliminating spam, but it would be like cutting our own throats. We can't let the gov regulate us. If *we* regulate the gov properly, we can score big bucks by selling "weapons" to both sides.

    5. Re:Now by Mac+Degger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The difference is that spam is always bad, and circumventing copyright protection has many ambiguous and good uses.

      Comparing DMCA and anti-spam laws can't be done, as they aren't equal.

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    6. Re:Now by arkanes · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This is not a technological problem. It's a social problem. Buisnesses assume that you want thier products and attentions, even in the face of your denials. Imagine, if you will, a really annoying guy following you around the mall. You have every right to NOT be harrassed by him, and, likewise, you have every right to not be contacted by people you don't wish to be contacted by. When you tell someone that you aren't interested in thier product, they should be obliged to no long attempt to sell it to you - thats the point of these do not call lists, and that would be the point of a no-spam list. Note that spam is, by definition, commercial email, not private correspondance, so this isn't a freedom of expression issue.

      Sadly, both spammers and telemarketers are pretty much totally morally bankrupt people - both buisnesses are based on the idea that if you bug someone enough, they'll give you money to go away.

    7. Re:Now by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 3, Insightful

      bethenco wrote:

      > As for the issue of outlawing spam, here's another way of looking at. If a computer is setup
      > to accept connections over the network and runs software that relays or saves electronic messages
      > sent to it, then it's fair game. The owner of the machine has set it up that way with the
      > knowledge that they have no control over what signals might be coming down that cable. When
      > designing any sort of system that involves machines under the control of different people, we
      > have to assume that if the system is in any way vulnerable to malicious or abusive uses, those
      > uses will be exploited. We can't rely on the government to hold together broken security.

      Just like when we take those machines with four wheels and internal combustion engines down the road, we do so with the knowledge that we have no control over the sobriety, state of mind, courtesy, or experience of the other drivers. In fact, we have to assume that some of them are going to be drunk and try to kill us. So do we just let the drunks and reckless drivers kill people, and blame it on a fault of automotive security (steering wheels let cars be driven into other cars)?

      Sorry, but if you "children" can't be civil, daddy (government) is going to have to lay down the law to keep the peace. In fact, that is one of the few decent reasons to have a government: so civilization doesn't turn into a bunch of idiots clubbing each other to death. (Note: this is commonly deemed to be undesirable.)

      If people can't discipline themselves to maintain appropriate speeds, drive safely, and stay sober, awake, and attentive throughout the driving process; speed limits, fines, etc. get imposed to tone down the death count. Similarly, if greedy gluts can't quit monopolizing the world's lines of person to person communcation (phone, snail mail, and email) to feed their greed; the government is going to have to take some kind of measures to keep them open for their intended purpose.

      Personally, I would rather the government be kept far from the internet. But that is ceasing to be an option, thanks to leaches that make millions and build mansions out of stuffing the email system full of horrible junk. If you don't like the government messing with the internet, go thank the spam kings and the slimy pyramid schemers who don't know how to behave.

      "What do you think Mothra would do?"
      Moll, "Mosura" 1996

    8. Re:Now by standards · · Score: 2

      I don't buy it.

      Private speech and political speech are fundamentally different than commercial speech.

      Yes, this CAN be regulated by the government. Why? Because the industry has be unable to self-regulate. It isn't about speech... it's about giving an industry the right to ring a little bell inside of my house.... and removing that right.

      My grandfather is 98 years old. He gets 5 or 6 telemarketing calls a week. He does not need this BS. He asks them to take him off the list, but new players call him back. They try to sell him everything from roofing (for his condo?) tohearing aides.

      Please tell me, DMA, how we can stop this without my 98 year old grandfather losing his phone and without costing him $$$ he can't afford.

    9. Re:Now by Jondor · · Score: 2

      First of all goverments already regulate the use of media. Frequencies, the decency of what can be shown etc. Not to mention obligatory filtering of websites using badly constructed black-box software.

      Seconds, here I don't see regulation. I see a system where joe sixpack can register that he doesn't want to be disturbed AND a stick to hit back ($11K) if his wish is ignored.

      Personaly I think it's still a little low tech. Afterall, if one can have callerid and distinctive ringtone it should also be possible to give a call an identifier "marketing opertunity" and the owner of the telephone a way to auto-ignore these calls..

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    10. Re:Now by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2

      my oh my.

      a governement's job is to protect the nation's borders, and to uphold the federal constitution such that one person's actions do not infringe on another person's rights. anything else, IMO, is overstepping its bounds.

      however annoying it might be, a person or company (do companies have rights under the constitution?) calling someone else on the telephone does not infringe on the callee's basic rights. the same goes for email spamming. they're not stealing your resources, connection time, etc. remember, YOU signed up for an email account which you allow to accept messages from anyone, anywhere.

      while i would probably benefit slightly from a phone opt-out list, i don't really think it's the job of the federal government to do. i'm really curious why those legislators are wasting our time with this silly issue. aren't there other things they should be focused on? i prefer a simple and very loud STFU to the AT&T sales represenitives will eventually get the message across. Spamming the spammers is also an interesting tactic to get your name off the list.

      with all this fricking legislation, i won't be able to walk up to someone in public and try to carry on a conversation for fear of being arrested for "stealing their precious time without consent".

    11. Re:Now by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2

      i read them here

      i don't see anything that grants people the right to be left alone.

      ammendment 4 reads

      "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

      this provides some level of privacy, only against unreasonable searches and seizures. if the police are investigating a neighborhood stalker, they can knock on your door to see if you're all right and have noticed anything suspicious that you would like to report. you don't have to tell them jack, you don't even have to answer the door that i know of, but they can knock. likewise, if you're walking down the street, you have the freedom to holloer to someone else walking on the other side of the street to ask if they know the current time. they don't have to answer you at all, no, but you have the freedom to ask.

      a physical or verbal assult would be against the laws and the constitution as it inhibits the victim's right to live and causes personal damage to another (one's constitutuional rights stop when they infringe another's constituional rights). the "inaleinable" rights seem to be left out of the national constitution, but appears in many states constitutions. perhaps that was indicitive of how much control the original authors felt the national governemtn should have over citizens lives. the government was to protect the nation and the small few rules outlined in the constitution. we've come a long way in 200+ years.

  3. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where's the FTC's national "Do Not Spam" list?

  4. Get Off The Mailing Lists Now! by Flamesplash · · Score: 5, Informative

    Loosely related, but you can currently get off Junk mail lists through a similar method.

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    1. Re:Get Off The Mailing Lists Now! by PD · · Score: 2, Informative

      That costs $5. That sounds suspiciously like "pay us some money or we'll harass you."

    2. Re:Get Off The Mailing Lists Now! by standards · · Score: 2

      Hey, I tried that a few weeks ago and it hasn't worked yet. I get even MORE junk mail now!

      Airport Security was a airline industry-regulated business, because "government regulation wasn't necessary" and was "too expensive".

      Looks like THAT didn't work either.

    3. Re:Get Off The Mailing Lists Now! by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      And they should stop for free too

      They do. Send snail mail. Costs you a stamp.

      Or perhaps I can set up a wardialer and start charging people "protection money".

      Please do. When you call the wrong numbers consecutively the FTC and local phone company will be quite happy to cart you off to jail for interfering with emergency numbers (hint - wardialiling too many hospital, fire station, police, or other lines is a violation of federal law -- I used to work at a hospital and it's a bad thing when the entire unit's phone lines are tied up by some telemarketer).

  5. Could this be used... by inode_buddha · · Score: 4, Interesting

    to set legal precedent for effective anti-spam regulations?

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  6. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Telemarketers hang up on you!

  7. Suing would be an admission... by program21 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The DMA suing would basically be an admission that they use unethical tactics.
    From from what I've read, this doesn't say that they can't call, only that can't call if the number they are calling is on the Do Not Call list (and also the Caller ID stuff, which is secondary).
    Frankly, I don't see how this would in any way affect 'buying oppurtunities', as the list would be opt-in, and so anyone on that list DOESN'T want to hear from telemarketers; it's actually better for the marketers since they have a greater chance of reaching someone who might be their product.

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    1. Re:Suing would be an admission... by Siva · · Score: 2

      i disagree that opt-in is better for marketers. a good chunk of the successful calls are people who would likely choose not to opt-in. these people are analogous to the "on the fence" voters out there, who are most actively pursued by candidates because they know they have a chance of winning their vote, as opposed to someone who is adamantly against them. they are people who might not seek out whatever product or service the caller is offering, but who can be pressured into buying. if the list was opt-in, all of these sales would be lost.

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    2. Re:Suing would be an admission... by program21 · · Score: 2

      If the list was opt-out, everyone would be included and only the people who took the time to go through the process of getting their name off the list would be abled to recieve calls.
      I assume that most people will choose the path of least resistance, beit an opt-in or opt-out system. If it's opt-in, there are going to be people who don't want the calls but can't be bothered to get on the DNC list, and if it's opt-out there will be those who don't mind getting the calls but won't get themselves off the list.
      With an opt-in system, there is a greater number of people to be reached, and of those that can be reached, a greater probability that they would be interested. An opt-out system decreases the total number of people and would almost certainly lead to a decrease in sales via telemarketing calls.

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  8. Finally! by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally a list where you can post "ME TOO!!!" and it actually MATTERS!

  9. hang ups by JohnG · · Score: 2

    I'd say at least 60% of all telemarketing calls I get are hangups and it is very annoying. My friend recently called from korea and left a message on my voicemail, his phone number didn't show up on the caller ID so no I have to answer all the unavailables. Sheesh, is it annoying. The worst is the pre-recorded unsolicited crap though, I had one of those come in right as I was about to call the doctor for an emeregency. Luckily it didn't turn out to be anything because the damn recording tied up my line so long I would have died before I got through.

    1. Re:hang ups by JohnG · · Score: 2

      I DID hang up on the recording, but it didn't hang up on me. When I picked the phone back up to call the doctor the recording was still talking. You have to wait quite a while before the recording will break the connection. At least with my telephone company.

    2. Re:hang ups by JohnG · · Score: 2

      It does it to the recording that calls to remind me about doctors appointments as well. I'm not sure if it does it to real people, because generally when you hang up on a real person that don't even try to hold the line open but for so long. (And I don't usually just hang up on people, or pick the phone right back up if I do)

  10. ummm.... by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2

    can I be put on the DO-NOT-SPAM-ME list????

    What do you mean it's only for telephones?

    I'd like you to know Mr. Politician, I voted for the other guy.

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    1. Re:ummm.... by mrkurt · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, the FTC's do-not-call list doesn't cover all businesses, either. If it isn't regulated by the FTC (i.e, financial services), they aren't covered. However, the FCC is about to promulgate their own "do not call" list, that covers the rest... so, stay tuned. Personally, the calls from the *&#@! banks (who I have credit cards with) are the ones who call me the most, and therefore wouldn't be affected by the FTC action. So I'm waiting, Commissioner Powell...

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  11. how about by Sad+Loser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    doing the same for the Direct Marketing Association as we have for the self styled 'spam king'
    Details here

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  12. Are these guys evil or what? by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Direct Marketing Association is threatening to sue to save U.S. consumers from the potential loss of buying opportunities

    Good grief! Can you the ultimate evil company's board of directors?

    CEO, EvilCo: Satan himself
    VP of Intellectual Property, West Coast: Jack Valenti
    VP of Intellectual Property, East Coast: Hilary Rosen
    VP of Sales and Marketing: The Direct Marketing Association
    CFO: David Skilling

    VP of Getting Royally Screwed Every Time Shit Goes Down: The customer.

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    1. Re:Are these guys evil or what? by danny256 · · Score: 2

      Don't foget old Ralsky, there's got to be a place for him at that company!

    2. Re:Are these guys evil or what? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Shouldn't Eisner be somewhere on that board, not to mention Sen. Hollings (D-Disney^WS.C.)?

      I'd mention billg, but why bother?

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    3. Re:Are these guys evil or what? by Dan+D. · · Score: 2

      Wait, isn't that the Presidential Cabinet? Or am I confused about how corporate america works?

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    4. Re:Are these guys evil or what? by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      Isn't this slashdot? There is no mention of Gates or Ballmer.

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  13. Potentional Loss of Buying Opportunities? by Cyclopedian · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The Direct Marketing Association is threatening to sue to save U.S. consumers from the potential loss of buying opportunities.

    Please. All the telemarketers want to sell you are 'insurance', aluminum siding, and all unwanted assorted crap. I'm an informed consumer and if there's something I want to get, I'll find it and get it myself, thank you.

    -Cyc

  14. Sueing on what basis by phorm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Direct Marketing Association is threatening to sue to save U.S. consumers from the potential loss of buying opportunities

    Seems to me that if you took the time to sign up for this list, then you would be just plain pissed off by any further telemarketer calls, and thus not likely to purchase anything anyways. No customer lost here.

    Now, if they really want to advertise, I've found those washroom/urinal advertising signs to be quite effective as most men prefer to look straight forward and having something to read helps prevent the possibility of peripheral vision eye-wandering.

    1. Re:Sueing on what basis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well I for one would take the calls over the bathroom ones. The ones we have in my Uni's washrooms are of little old women who have been helped by United Way... It's creepy as all hell having a grandma watch you pee

    2. Re:Sueing on what basis by donutz · · Score: 2

      Now, if they really want to advertise, I've found those washroom/urinal advertising signs to be quite effective as most men prefer to look straight forward and having something to read helps prevent the possibility of peripheral vision eye-wandering.

      Wait a minute...are you that guy that seemed to be checking me out while I was taking a piss?

    3. Re:Sueing on what basis by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      I think you are giving their intelligence too much credit.

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    4. Re:Sueing on what basis by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      Janitoirs all over the world must cringe at that form of advertising.

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    5. Re:Sueing on what basis by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2

      Janitoirs all over the world must cringe at that form of advertising.

      The ad goes on the wall above the urinal in front of the eyes, not IN the urinal. The point is one has something to stare at that's not a brick or tiled wall wall while one wees into the urinal.

  15. Misreading by adamwright · · Score: 4, Funny

    I originally read that as "The Direct Marketing Association is threatening to sue U.S. consumers for the potential loss of buying opportunities." and was remarkably unshocked :)

  16. Re:Caller ID by redcliffe · · Score: 2

    But you'd have to check that they aren't in the "Do Not Call" list first.....

  17. Don't call me by Student_Tech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll call you if I want something your service offers. To quote one of my parents "We don't do business over the phone" (unless we made the call).

  18. Yeah, what is that? by unicron · · Score: 2

    I seem to be pretty clear of them, but whenever I visit my parents place, even if it's just for dinner or something real short, they get a lot of silence-calls. Not hang-ups, the line doesn't go dead, just silence. My folks are pretty boring people and it's just them, so I'm not inclined to believe someone is fucking with them. Is this some type of auto-dialer fucking up somewhere?

    I can't believe people would use something like an auto-dialer. Go to the big house; bread and water, icy-showers, guards whupping your ass round the clock, and the only way? Suicide.

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    1. Re:Yeah, what is that? by splume · · Score: 2

      This is acutally the telemarketers computers waiting for you to pick up. Once they know they have a live number (which they have just determined by you yelling nasty things into the phone) they will call you back at a later date with a person there ready to harass you.

      I read this info a while back, but don't remember where.

      Those annoying tricky bastards!

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    2. Re:Yeah, what is that? by rudedog · · Score: 2

      I get silence calls all the time. It usually comes in clusters. For two or three days, 3-4 times a day, the phone rings, I answer, and nothing. Then we don't get another cluster for a week or so.

      I'm quite certain that it's autodialers, because once or twice I've just waited on the line for a minute or so and the soliciter has started talking. I then tell it to put me on the do not call list.

    3. Re:Yeah, what is that? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      Amazing how much engineering you can apply to the problem of how to most efficiently piss people off.

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  19. Oh well... by Zapateria · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I guess I'll have to put up with tormenting the Jehovah's Witnesses instead.

  20. Is it just me or... by Toraz+Chryx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is
    "The Direct Marketing Association is threatening to sue to save U.S. consumers from the potential loss of buying opportunities." the funniest sentence ever?

    "But we wanted to offer them a once in a lifetime chance!!!!!"

    1. Re:Is it just me or... by netringer · · Score: 2
      Is "The Direct Marketing Association is threatening to sue to save U.S. consumers from the potential loss of buying opportunities." the funniest sentence ever? "But we wanted to offer them a once in a lifetime chance!!!!!"
      Why, thank you!***blush***

      The DMA really does say stuff like that. Quote: "Some consumers would like to receive fewer telephone marketing calls at home." Doh!

      If you sign up an any of the "Preference Lists" they require you to verify by mail in writing so no villainous person can maliciously deny you a chance for these great buying opportunities.

      BTW, Here's where to deny the opportunity for yourself: by Snail Mail [It costs $5 to sign up online!], Email, and Telephone.
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  21. The New York one has been fairly effective by burgburgburg · · Score: 2

    So far, the New York version has been fairly effective at stopping telemarketers from calling. I'm shocked, though, that the W bunch would have kept this thing going forward. My guess: they'll tank the lawsuit from the DMA and then say "We tried.".

  22. It's Run by the DMA by mashie · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Amusing that this do-not-mail list is maintained by the very group that is going to sue to stop the new do-not-call list.

    1. Re:It's Run by the DMA by jonbrewer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Amusing that this do-not-mail list is maintained by the very group that is going to sue to stop the new do-not-call list.

      Indeed it is - however, having used the mail preference service since 1998, I can say without reservation that it works, and is a good thing. I still get some junk from local businesses who don't subscribe to the DMA's lists, but it's on the order of three or four pieces a month.

      The service is worth every penny I spent to get on it. (I think it was $0.32 for the stamp back then)

    2. Re:It's Run by the DMA by jridley · · Score: 4, Informative

      Amusing or not, it does work. I sent in my card several years ago, and I get essentially no junk mail anymore.

      Also, after just a couple of months of methodically using the "do not call" line and being a bit of a prick about it, I do not get telemarketing calls anymore. NONE. It's been literally MONTHS since I've gotten a call. Once in a while a small local company will call and want to clean my furnace ducts or something, but that's like 2 or 3 times a year.

      These methods do work but you must be stubborn.

    3. Re:It's Run by the DMA by jonbrewer · · Score: 4, Informative

      My arse it is, it's blackmail. They demand $5 for a faint suggestion that I might receive less junk mail if I fill in their stupid form.

      The $5 is only to submit online. Just print the thing out and mail it in. Cost of a stamp today, $0.37.

      As for the list being voluntary - it's observed by those who send more than 80% of the junk mail in the US. I know a little about the direct mail industry, having consulted for a mailing equipment manufacturer in the recent past.

    4. Re:It's Run by the DMA by hacker · · Score: 2
      Amusing that this do-not-mail list is maintained by the very group that is going to sue to stop the new do-not-call list.
      And..
      1. Costs $5.00 to process online
      2. Is "free" through snail mail (if the processing online is $5.00, why is it any less through snail mail?)
      3. Their online system for processing either request is completely broken, and clicking on their forms to process it leads you to a nearly blank page, in both Windows, Linux, and BSD, under 11 separate browsers.

      Maybe they should hire a webmaster to clean up their act. Or.. maybe that's how they get around the requirement. Just put up a page saying that you can get yourself off the list, "Click here now!" and then break the web form, so it doesn't actually do anything.

      "Look! We comply with the laws! We're just having technical difficulties right now, but we'll be back up in a few months."

      Suuuuuuure you will.

  23. Loopholes? by P!Alexander · · Score: 3, Informative

    As with every other law, I'm sure the lobbyists will make sure that we'll still get our fair share of calls from "legitamized" companies.

    From the FTC website (emphasis added):

    The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has amended the Telemarketing Sales Rule (TSR) to give consumers a choice about whether they want to receive most telemarketing calls. Consumers soon will be able to put their phone numbers on a national "do not call" registry. It will be illegal for most telemarketers to call a number listed on the registry.

    We'll see exactly how it holds up...

    1. Re:Loopholes? by jpt.d · · Score: 2

      The others can just get their numbers from the list.

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    2. Re:Loopholes? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2

      As with every other law, I'm sure the lobbyists will make sure that we'll still get our fair share of calls from "legitamized" companies.

      Of course they aren't going to stop all unsolicited calls, they don't have the authority. They only have authority over certain areas. Specifically, they don't have the power to stop political telemarketers, its outside their domain. Financial institutions are probably outside their influence as well. So cut them some slack, at least they are trying to move in the right direction. Its going to be a case of small steps to get this madness stopped, and it will never be brought to a complete halt, but it would be nice to stop some of it.

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  24. Hey, let's help out! by Shoten · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What say we all get together and DoS DMA's infrastructure while this is in consideration? After all, if we were to keep calling them incessantly (and emailing, and whatever else we can do), it would certainly be an elegant form of vengeance, particularly if it impeded their ability to fight the FTC on this one. Don't forget to get the law firm that is "of counsel" to them in this matter :)

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  25. Telezapper... by wnknisely · · Score: 5, Informative

    On a related note:

    I grabbed one of those Telezappers while I was waiting in line at Staples last week buying a UPC. Danged if the silly thing doesn't work.

    It emits the three tones that the phone company plays when you dial an out of service phone number. Everyone hears it when I answer any call - but the cool part is listening to the auto-dialers automatically hangup when they "hear" it.

    There ought to be some way to hack together a similar machine using an old voice modem and some sort Tone controller - kind of a hybrid box for getting long distance phone calls for free. (Anyone else remember those?)

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    1. Re:Telezapper... by 4/3PI*R^3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      All you have to do is record these tones on the outgoing message of your answering machine. Then never answer a call before your answering machine picks up -- unless you of course you recognize the number on your caller id box.

    2. Re:Telezapper... by Bonker · · Score: 5, Informative

      Download the tone from http://heymoe.freeyellow.com/ and record it on an old answering machine. Set the answering machine to pick up all calls on the first ring and volume to 'max' on the answering machine, so you can use it to screen your calls.

      Total cost? $5 for a cheap-ass answering machine at Wal-mart.

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    3. Re:Telezapper... by 4/3PI*R^3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here are the tones you need are here (http://home.attbi.com/~dakine/sound/tones.wav)

    4. Re:Telezapper... by inode_buddha · · Score: 2

      sort of like the Blue box for telemarketers? I bet it wouldn't be all that hard to do in software even with newer modems (mine's a Rockwell 56k, bout a year old)

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    5. Re:Telezapper... by Woogiemonger · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I know no one wants to give the phone company more money, but my parents finally decided to go for Verizon's "call-intercept" after enough debate, at $5 a month. Incoming callers who block their numbers from being identified are screened..here's the description:

      "Screens unidentified calls and lets you handle them however you like. Works with Caller ID, prompting unidentified callers to announce who they are before your phone rings."

      So anyway, it's apparently been working great. They used to get 5-10 calls a day at all hours. It's been a month since they signed up, and so far they get none from what I've heard. Could be a solution to telemarketing, although I don't like the fact that we have to pay for protection. I'd rather let the telemarketers pay fines, and maybe throw them in jail.
    6. Re:Telezapper... by plumby · · Score: 2

      Of course, the fact that most predictive diallers hang up when they detect an answerphone anyway means that this is probably unnecccessary.

    7. Re:Telezapper... by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...$5 a month...it's apparently been working great

      Especially for the telephone company WHO SOLD THE NUMBER IN THE FIRST PLACE!! Now they profit again each month.

    8. Re:Telezapper... by base3 · · Score: 2

      But if predictive dialler your answering machine picked up, then it will try again. If it thinks your number's out of service, it won't. Hence the SITs.

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    9. Re:Telezapper... by afidel · · Score: 2

      actually most predictive dialers place you into another catagory when they get a machine, the "harrass these people on another day when they are more likely to be home time" list. With the out of service tone they are dropped. Actually most telemarketers don't mind do not call lists so much because it raises the % of sucessfull calls, thus dropping their costs. I have a friend that works in data screening for a telemarketing firm and he says the only reason he won't like this is that it will add one more step to every single campaign he has to load as it will be another database to check lists against but otherwise he and his bosses are all for it.

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    10. Re:Telezapper... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      Better yet, pick up and after the machine connects you blast the telemarketer with a blue box tone. :)

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    11. Re:Telezapper... by dissy · · Score: 2

      Its pretty funny they are selling you a service, to prevent certain people from calling you who are just paying them for a service (callerid blocking) who are only paying for that service because you are paying them for a service (caller ID) in the first place.

      Ahh what a racket :)

    12. Re:Telezapper... by prockcore · · Score: 2

      Incoming callers who block their numbers from being identified are screened

      Qwest offers that service for free. Anyone who actively blocks their caller ID that calls me get's a recorded message telling them that I don't accept calls from blocked caller ID and then instructs them how to unblock it.

    13. Re:Telezapper... by G27+Radio · · Score: 2

      That's not the end of the phone companies' little in-house arms race either. A couple months ago I paid a $20 setup fee and about $5 a month for BellSouth's "Privacy Director". It was great for the first two or three months. Now I'm regularly getting multiple calls each day from numbers that show up as "Privacy Bypass" on my caller ID, one of which has left the same recorded message on my machine for nearly five days straight now.

      I'm feeling pretty ripped off because of the $20 setup fee. If the service had lasted a year before becoming useless I'd be less aggravated.

      What really gets me is that I'm getting more of these calls now than I was before I got the service. Guess I better try the Telezapper tones on my answering machine and see if that works. BTW, I've heard that you only need the first tone in order to get the auto-dialers to hang up.

    14. Re:Telezapper... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      The only problem with those is some people (like me) recognise those tones and ALSO hang up. I had this happen and it took a bit before I figured out what was going on.

    15. Re:Telezapper... by Zigg · · Score: 2

      I heard once (urban legend?) that these "privacy" services permit the whole identification thing to be bypassed by a static code of some sort. If so, then maybe these guys found out your code?

  26. Barrier to Entry by mr.crutch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The FTC can't reasonably regulate international companies, that's why.

    The trouble with a "Do Not Spam" list is that there is no international barrier to entry for any of these spammers. If they want to set their servers in Thailand and spam away, it's really not costing them any more than it would to have the servers sitting at a US facility (in fact, it might be cheaper).

    Compared to Spam, the cost of making an international phone call is significant. The vast majority of telemarketing companies are not using call centers internationally because the cost associated far outweighs the possible income generated by these cold calls. The FTC could try to regulate Spam, but the are just too many loopholes to be successful.

    1. Re:Barrier to Entry by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Compared to Spam, the cost of making an international phone call is significant.

      Keep in mind, a growing number of companies in the US are moving their call centres to India... it can't be TOO expensive :/

    2. Re:Barrier to Entry by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For that kind of volume, I wouldn't imagine you'd use the switched telephone network. You'd probably use a 1-800 number in the US and have it route over private leased trunks to your call center(s). Just guessing, though.

      My previous employer had a branch office in Asia, and one time I checked our phone bill. After that, I didn't want to see it any more.

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    3. Re:Barrier to Entry by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "If they want to set their servers in Thailand and spam away, it's really not costing them any more than it would to have the servers sitting at a US facility (in fact, it might be cheaper)."

      At least until the entire country of Thailand is blacklisted, a solution that is being talked about more and more.

      (No, not Thailand in specific, spam-friendly countries or regions in general.)

      "The vast majority of telemarketing companies are not using call centers internationally because the cost associated far outweighs the possible income generated by these cold calls."

      You forget that the cost of the call is often offset by the cost of labor. English-speakers work for less in India than they do in the US. That, and I'm sure they can get some sort of bulk rate discount on their calls.

  27. Ummm, there's a *huge* difference.... by inode_buddha · · Score: 2

    between "...the potential loss of buying opportunities." and an actual lost sale. It all really makes me wonder wtf is the legal system coming to in the US? Ideas anyone?

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  28. DON'T LOSE OUT! 847sjsj by Bonker · · Score: 5, Funny

    DON'T LOSE OUT!

    The FTC is about to take away your ability to recieve great offers and buying opportunities through email.

    Stop them before they stop you!

    For a small donation of only $10, you can help fund the fight against unwanted government regulation in direct marketing.

    Remember that only you can make a difference.

    You have received this mail because you indicated that you wanted to receive promotional offers of this kind. If you no longer wish to receive mail like this, please click this link:

    http://www.spamhaus.com/addressverifier.pl?adress= cmdrtaco@slashdot.org

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  29. those little roulette games on the urnial cakes by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2

    What a golde..rem, prefect advertising spot.

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  30. The War On Telemarketers by rossjudson · · Score: 2

    Personally I think this is more important than the war on terrorism. I mean, nobody's tried to blow me up lately, but these calls happen every single day. So who isn't going to want to be on the national do not call list?
    Predictive dialing should simply be recognized as harassment and prosecuted as such under current law. If you or I repeatedly call somebody and then hang up, don't you think the police and/or phone company are going to be interested? Oh yeah, I forgot, the phone company is making money on all those calls.
    We could also legislate that all unsolicited commercial phone calls carry a surcharge. This surcharge can be rebated to consumers directly -- it shows up on your phone bill. The more you've been called, the more you get back.

  31. Thanks by The+Kow · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Direct Marketing Association is threatening to sue to save U.S. consumers from the potential loss of buying opportunities.

    Next: Stalker sues State for issuing restraining order, denying his ex-wife the opportunity to be harassed mercilessly.

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  32. For email and addresses by xombo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why don't they do this with email and physical addresses so people wont mail you or email you, and maybe keeping away door to door salesmen too.

  33. Naah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean that the "remove me" link in spams isn't sufficient?

  34. But.... by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It could also be made to be illegal to use spammers! Make companies that hire spammers liable for the same damages as the spammer. That will take away from the spammer's income stream.

    1. Re:But.... by multimed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's exactly what I've been arguing for some time. For the most part, unsolicited spam is illegal, but it's not enforcable because the spammers change ISPs and/or are offshore, so they can't be found or punished. But there is almost always a contact of some sort in the email in order for the "customer" to give the company money. Businesses are knowingly paying some one to do something illegal, so they should be held culpable too. It's no different that holding a company that knowingly sells stolen goods liable. Just because they aren't the ones breaking the law doesn't mean they can profit from the crime.

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    2. Re:But.... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      Couldn't they be gotten for conspiracy? The company and the spammer are conspiring to commit the crime of spamming (stealing network resources)?

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    3. Re:But.... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2

      Spam is not currently illegal except in a couple of states (e.g., Washington and maybe a couple of others). One of the things the spammers do is raise their supposed constitutional rights to spam people whenever an ISP attempts to limit incoming spam. The Washington law was only recently upheld against a spammer in Oregon (story was carried on slashdot, dig it out if your interested).

      By making spam illegal this barrier is removed and ISPs can use a number of effective spam filters and blacklists without having to engage in expensive court fights over whether they are limiting the spammer's "free speech". Besides being a service to their customers, ISPs would rather not have to invest in the additional capacity to store and carry this trash which gives them a economic incentive to filter it if they're allowed. Likewise, ISPs could then require well-formed mail headers for any traffic generated by their subscribers. These two actions together would probably cut out more than 95% of all spam.

      Unfortunately, it probably won't stop the loosers who continue to send things like the Nigerian money scam.

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    4. Re:But.... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "Businesses are knowingly paying some one to do something illegal, so they should be held culpable too."

      You'd have to prove a connection between the two. Until then, the business can always say it was one of their competitors trying to slander them. Like political campaigns who have volunteers make campaign telephone solicitations for the competition.

  35. I'd prefer that *I* pay to be on the list... by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

    It seems it'll be 'free' to consumers and paid for by fees collected from telemarketers. That'll just translate into higher prices on more goods, as companies will use those fees as justification for higher prices, and there'll be more 'justification' than I care to think about.

    No, I'd rather simply pay $5/year per number, or something similar, to have my numbers registered as 'do not call'. Or damn - have the phone companies collect it - they collect dozens of other taxes already. An extra 50 cents per number per month ($6/year) would go unnoticed and help fund this system.

    They could even make extra money by charging the telemarketers for the lists of DNC numbers, but the decision is up to the telemarketing companies. Keep a current list, or risk paying fines.

  36. Constitutional rights by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2

    Hey, don't you have a constitutional right to be interrupted during sex to wait on hold with a message, "we have an important call for you," so that you may get new curtains for your house for enhanced privacy.

    1. Re:Constitutional rights by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Uh, if you answer the phone during sex, I suspect that your SO may be willing to give you "enhanced privacy" ... i.e. without his/her/its company.

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    2. Re:Constitutional rights by yog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh.

      Still, it's fun to tell the telemarketer that this is precisely what you were doing, and listen to them squirm.

      TM (cheerfully): Hi, Mr. Yog, I'm Fred Loser from AT&T. How are you today?

      You (panting slightly): Dammit, I was just having sex with my wife!

      TM: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Is there a better time when I could call you back?

      You: Well, you've already interrupted me. It's going to take a while to get worked up again.

      TM (sounding uncomfortable): We'll call you back tomorrow; will you be home around this time?

      You: I only answered because my great-uncle is in surgery right now; we're waiting to see if he survived the operation.

      TM (running out of scripted responses): I'll call back another time.

      You: No, I want to hear your entire sales pitch. (start panting heavily; in the background a woman starts moaning.)

      TM: Uh...

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  37. Colorado already has similar list by ThingOne · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am already on a no call list here in Colorado. It has worked well. If implemented right it works. My phone never rings anymore. If someone does get through and you mention your on a statewide no call list. The apologize and hang up, never to be heard from again. They just need one for spam and all would be good

    1. Re:Colorado already has similar list by ThingOne · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.coloradonocall.com

  38. Massachusetts "do not call" law... by sdo1 · · Score: 2
    The presumably similar Massachusetts "do not call" law becomes effective January 1st, 2003. If you're a MA resident, visit http://www.mass.gov/donotcall between January 1st and March 1st, 3002 to be added.

    My iPaq is set to remind me to sign up.

    -S

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    1. Re:Massachusetts "do not call" law... by chinton · · Score: 2
      If you're a MA resident, visit http://www.mass.gov/donotcall [mass.gov] between January 1st and March 1st, 3002 to be added.

      Leave it the gub'ment to give the telemarketers 1000 years before the new regulations go into effect... ;-)

  39. won't work internationally by axxackall · · Score: 2
    You cannot force international spammers to pay the fine. And you cannot force them to have a caller ID either. Unless you are ready to treat such way other goverments on behalf of their spamming residents. Or unless you are ready to disconnect whole countries from USA. Or unless you are able to change international laws for convinience of US citizens ...

    I knew that only moroons are working in the govt of the country #1, but I did not know that THAT moroons.

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  40. Paging Mr. Gates... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "The new FTC rules also require that telemarketers have Caller ID enabled..."

    That right there would make me want to buy a Microsoft Powered phone. Has anybody ever used Outlook's "Rules Wizard" before? Imagine being able to apply that to phone calls.

    Apply this rule when the phone rings
    whose phone number is not on the Contact List.
    Set ringer mode to silent.
    Answer with this message 'PlaceMeOnDNCList.wav'
    Hang up
    Set ringer mode to default
    Stop processing more rules

    (Actually I wouldn't care who made it, I just think MS would implement a decent version of it.)

  41. New York residents already have this by call+-151 · · Score: 2

    If you live in the state of New York, there is already a statewide "Do not call" registry and you can sign up at the webpage at this link. It definitely reduced unsolicited calls for us dramatically.

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  42. In the meantime... by tiltowait · · Score: 2

    There is a national DMA opt out method (voluntary adherence, tho), but several legally enforcable state do not call lists you can enroll in.

  43. Re:Maybe, but by archeopterix · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Pass a law that forbids using such lists for SPAMMING, then enforce it with instant jail time.
    Send marines to bust some guy from souvereign territory of Quibumba Republic? Unfortunately this is not that simple. Well, there is a partial solution - a trusted organization that keeps the list and only answers queries about e-mail addresses. Or just publishing hashes of the prohibited e-mails. But this is only partial.
  44. Translation... by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

    The "charity" loophole will end up VERY abused...

    "Hi, Fred here, from Fred's Aluminum Siding Non-Profit Shell Corporation and Charity. I'd like to talk to you about how 0.0001% of every purchase you make through us goes directly to feed starving, aluminum-siding-less children in South Africa..."

    Why not? It works for companies that want to buy their own personal politician... Does anyone really suspect ANY sane politician (I didn't say "ethical", just "sane") would dare take a stand against a scheme that could turn around and attack their major source of campaign financing?

    1. Re:Translation... by Nicholas+Schumacher · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it won't.

      To be a charitable org one has to apply for and receive the charitable status from the IRS (which have nice guidelines like you cannot profit from the business of a charity - the proceeds must all go to the charitable uses)

      I know - I used to be on the board of directors for a 501(c)(3) charity.

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    2. Re:Translation... by DutchSter · · Score: 3, Informative

      I really don't think that this will be an issue...

      Unless the organization qualifies as an IRS-recognized tax-exempt organization (meaning they file their taxes accordingly), they must abide by the same rules as everyone else. Further, if an otherwise exempt organization uses a professional telemarketer to solicit on their behalf, the telemarketer is still bound by the regulations as if they were working for a "for profit" entity.

      Many states already have existing laws regarding lying about one's taxable status, especially when there is some level of deception involved. In my state, for instance, it is illegal to even claim to be donating/collecting proceeds for a charity unless at least 85% of the GROSS RECEIPTS (not NET), go directly to the charity.

      Operations like this will be quickly shutdown because a) they are violating the FTC telemarketing law b) they are claiming to be tax-exempt when the are not (helllloooo IRS and various state consumer agancies).

  45. Class Action DMA lawsuit by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2

    The Direct Marketing Association is threatening to sue to save U.S. consumers from the potential loss of buying opportunities

    Well in order for them to take any legal action on my behalf (along with the millions of other Americans with phones), I'd have to join their class action lawsuit. Which I wouldn't do even if it were the last class action lawsuit in the world, or even if me and their class action lawsuit were stranded on a desert island together.

  46. W bunch can't do much about it... by raehl · · Score: 2

    The FTC (and the FCC) are independent commissions. The Executive trying to mess with what they do is, if not illegal, not ethical.

    I'm surprised nobody campaigned in 2000 on no-call lists. What's more likely to get a vote: "I will save education!" or "I will stop the telemarketer from calling you!" ??

    1. Re:W bunch can't do much about it... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      I'm surprised nobody campaigned in 2000 on no-call lists. What's more likely to get a vote: "I will save education!" or "I will stop the telemarketer from calling you!" ??

      Because then they couldn't call you to tell you to vote for them!

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    2. Re:W bunch can't do much about it... by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      Well, they'll exempt themselves, of course.

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  47. It is *NOT* a Free Speech Issue by zentec · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Free speech gives you the right to go out on the corner, stand on the soap box and have at it.

    Free speech does not give you the right to enter onto private propery and spout whatever it is you want to spout. Malls, theatres, business, they all apply and it applies equally when you _call_ my private property on _my_ phone. It's nice how the greatest share of cost in telemarketing is heaped upon the person that pays for the incoming line.

    I hope this goes before the Supreme Court. It won't because the argument that it restricts free speech is patently absurd.

  48. Re:And They Charge You $5 by jratcliffe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Only if you do it online - if you actually send them snailmail, it's free. On the face of it, that seems sorta dumb (it must cost them >>> more to process a letter than the results of a web form), but if they made it too easy to sign up for the list, too many people might do so.

    That being said, you should remember that, overall, direct marketers don't want to waste their time and money contacting you if you _really_ don't want to buy. Their hope is that some people who might say "I want off the list" will actually buy, when they're called or mailed.

  49. Has anyone anywhere by happyhippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    actually bought anything from a telemarketer?

    "Yes, I would like to buy life insurance/cemorative plates/double glazing/magazine subscription from some company Ive known about a whole 30 seconds!

    1. Re:Has anyone anywhere by danitor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, actually a lot more people buy from telemarketers than you might think. I used to work for a telemarketing firm, I'd sell about 3 or four credit card insurance packages an hour. The really nefarious stuff was the Metris 66+ hour, selling to the elderly. Needless to say, I've switched "careers" I'm now Danitor, museum Janitor.

      it's kinda like people buying penis pumps from the spam king, I guess.
      Danitor

  50. FTC timeline by nuntius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the FTC site: (http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/edcams/donotcall/)

    "Once the Commission gets Congressional approval for funding, it will begin implementing the registry. Consumers will be able to begin signing up for the national "do not call" registry about four months later. About three months after that, the FTC will begin enforcing the registry, and consumers who have signed up will start receiving fewer calls. Consumers will be able to register for free online or by calling a toll-free number. The Web address and phone number for registration will be posted on this site when they are determined."

  51. the "go away" mat by mr.+methane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not sure if other companies are offering it, but my local telco offers a service which intercepts any calls with invalid caller ID ("out of area") and requests that the person identify themself, and then calls me up to ask whether I want the call or not.

    Before I got it, even with unlisted numbers, I was getting 2-3 calls a day. Now, if I get one per month, it's unusual. The rest hang up when they get the intercept. (The rare in-duh-vidual who does persist gets an earful that will hopefully make them quit on the spot)

    (I can also create PIN numbers for myself, spouse, etc. that allow us to bypass the system when we're calling from out of the country or the like)

    I think it's about six bucks a month.

    1. Re:the "go away" mat by yog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Verizon offers call intercept for $5/month, which sounds like what you have. I wonder however if it's really worth $60/year.

      I've had pretty good luck by politely requesting: "Add this number to your no-call list"; so far, every telemarketer has understood this request. Some of them have read me a warning that it will take X weeks to propagate.

      My 2-3 telemarketing calls per day have decreased to perhaps one or two per month, mostly these recorded pitches for satellite dish sales and Disneyland vacations. I have taken to writing down the toll free numbers, calling them up and making the no-call request.

      One problem I've heard mentioned about a national no-solicitation law is that non-profits will get lumped in. Also, during election season I got a million recorded and live calls; I don't like'em but I can understand why they do them. Perhaps there should be a check-box for what kind of organizations you want excluded.

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    2. Re:the "go away" mat by gmack · · Score: 2

      I know that service.. Ironically enough Alan Ralsky uses it. One would think somone sending as much spam as he does would enjoy sales calls.

    3. Re:the "go away" mat by pcidevel · · Score: 2

      I've had pretty good luck by politely requesting: "Add this number to your no-call list"; so far, every telemarketer has understood this request. Some of them have read me a warning that it will take X weeks to propagate.

      I had a call a few months ago, supposedly from one of those "Radio Market Survey" companies, where they ask you about the songs that you like and you don't like. Well this guy calls, I sit patiently while he expalins why he is calling and asks if I'll take his survey. After his initial diatribe I respond that I don't listen to the radio and I would like for him to add my name to his companies "no-call list".

      The guy literally went insane. Started yelling that he doesn't know what "no-call" list I'm talking about and that he doesn't have to add my name to any lists and was quite verbally abusive. I have never had anyone react so negatively to me asking to be removed from their list.

      One other bad telemarketing experience I've had is the "hang-up" call things, or whatever they are called. Starting at 8 in the morning, and lasting until 8 at night, I would get a hang up call every hour (12 a day). This lasted for weeks. It got to the point that I called the police to see if there was anything that could be done (they told me to change my number, which I was close to doing). Apparently the new thing in the telemarketting biz is to call 5 or 6 numbers all at once, the first one that answers gets the telemarketer, the rest get silence.

      Finally, after dealing with this for weeks, I guess I was the lucky guy who picked up first because I finally got a telemarketer on the other end. I asked to be added to their "no-call" list and I never got another call from that company again. If this is the direction that telemarketing is moving in, then something MUST be done to stop it. It's quite scary to get an "out of area" silence call every hour for days at a time.

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    4. Re:the "go away" mat by dissy · · Score: 2

      (From a previous post i made)

      Its pretty funny they are selling you a service, to prevent certain people from calling you who are just paying them for a service (caller ID blocking) who are only paying for that service because you are paying them for a service (caller ID) in the first place.

      Ahh what a racket :)

    5. Re:the "go away" mat by Arcturax · · Score: 2

      Simple fix. Get an anwering machine. If its important, they will leave a message. If they don't and its important, tell them well, you should have left a message!

      That simple. I just let it ring anymore and if I hear a voice, then its probably not a telemarketer. If its one of those computers which tried to leave messages, I'll hang up on it.

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      --Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
    6. Re:the "go away" mat by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      Doing that with spam however only allerts the spamnmer to the fact that he has a live email adress in his hands, which only leads to more spam.

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    7. Re:the "go away" mat by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Odd. I keep getting telemarkets calling on my cell phone, and as a college student, that gets expensive (relatively) quite quickly.

      I do believe that in Canada, and quite probably America, that is already illegal. Long and short of it is; they can't force you to utilize your per-minute airtime to listen to their sales pitch. It's legal with the telephone because these services are typically flat-rate unlimited.

      Speak with their supervisor, and request compensation.

      BTW - while I haven't received these calls myself (I've had three cell phones in the past six years), I've got friends who've received them while I've been around. You'd be surprised at how quickly they'll hang-up with the utterance of these five words;

      "This is a cell phone."

      CLICK! They can lose their shirts for ever having called you in the first place, and a lot of them damn-well know it.

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    8. Re:the "go away" mat by slamb · · Score: 2
      I've had pretty good luck by politely requesting: "Add this number to your no-call list"; so far, every telemarketer has understood this request. Some of them have read me a warning that it will take X weeks to propagate.

      The correct response to this is "it had better not" or "sucks to be you then" as the legislation makes no such allowance. They are allowed one mistake per year. After that it's $500/call. Even if the request, the mistake, and the first violation happen in the same day.

    9. Re:the "go away" mat by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

      Odd. I keep getting telemarkets calling on my cell phone, and as a college student, that gets expensive (relatively) quite quickly.

      #include <ianal.h>

      Want to offset some of that expense? Take legal action, even if it is against just one of the companies that is doing this to you. Telemarketing to a cellphone is a violation of FCC regulations. See here, Subpart L, section a.1.iii, and notice the words "cellular telephone service."

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    10. Re:the "go away" mat by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

      Ah, but if you're a twisted nut like me, you almost enjoy seeing a telemarketer come up on your caller id box. It presents endless possibilities, the simplest of which is just to pick up the phone, scream loudly into it, and hang up.

      Better idea: Do some of the stuff that Jim Florentine does to telemarketers. This guy is a PRO.

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  52. You WANT snail mail spam. by raehl · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ok, maybe you don't actually want the spam, but you want that included with your regular mail. The incremental costs to the postal service of processing the spam snail mail is small, allowing it to tackle high fixed costs of maintaining daily delivery. Unlike email spam, which RAISES the costs of your service, snail mail spam DECREASES the costs of your service. No spam snail mail and first class postage would cost a lot more.

    1. Re:You WANT snail mail spam. by misterhaan · · Score: 3, Funny
      and besides, junk mail saved my life . . .

      anybody watch _kids in the hall_?

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  53. It works in Texas by bongholio · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is a great idea. Texas did something like this a year or 2 ago, and I signed up. It cost a couple bucks, but it was worth it. We used to get at least half a dozen calls a day from telemarketers, and now we only get maybe 2 or 3 a week. And those are from charities, time-warner cable (since we already have a "business relationship" with them), and good ol' Gee Dubya (during election time).

    I don't want call from those people either, but at least it's a hell of a lot better now than before. And definitely worth the $2.

    1. Re:It works in Texas by BeBoxer · · Score: 2

      And those are from charities, time-warner cable (since we already have a "business relationship" with them)

      Just tell time-warner to put you on their do not call list, and that if they call again you're going to cancel your service and get DirectTV or something. I used to get calls from both Qwest (my phone company) and MBNA (credit card), but neither one has called for quite some time after I told them that they would lose me as a customer if they called again. FWIW, I'm also on Colorado's do not call list. I think I've gotten maybe one commercial telemarketer call since the list went into effect about six months ago. I'm actually hoping one will call so I can sue 'em. I still get the occasional charity and politial call (around election time), but not very many.

  54. Re:Will this become the new "click here to opt out by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 2

    Except that 4 (or 5) would be "Pay ridiculous long distance fees," so 5 (or 6) would never happen.

  55. *Hell* no. by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 2

    Why should I have to pay to be on a "do not annoy me at dinnertime" list? Should I have to pay for people to not stand outside my house and shout advertisements at me through a bullhorn? Of course not, that would be silly. They chose this obnoxious marketing strategy, I say they pay for the damn thing. The CEO's $2000 blow jobs and eventual severance package are as likely to be "passed on to the consumer" as this, so there's no point in worrying about that aspect.

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  56. Re:Maybe, but by sjames · · Score: 2

    Send marines to bust some guy from souvereign territory of Quibumba Republic?

    It would be the least controversial U.S. use of military force since WWII. One shot, one kill!

  57. ok but how much phonespam is international? by websensei · · Score: 2

    I don't get much phonespam b/c I have not had a land-line for the last 3 years (lived on a sailboat, used mobile phone exclusively) ...

    but I don't imagine the costs of international calls would offset the cost savings of a cheap offshore call center?

    I wonder if anyone knows what percentage of U.S. household phonespam is international?

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  58. I'm from Missouri. We've had a DON'T CALL list for by SacredNaCl · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm from Missouri, we've had a do not call list for a couple of years. It has some exceptions in it, for instance charities, the local phone company, and businesses you've done business with before (banks abuse this provision a lot).

    On the whole it works pretty good. The State Attorney General takes on a few abusers every year and almost completely recovers the cost of the service. In my opinion, it's one of the better government programs out there. I'm satisfied with the results.

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  59. a new kind of telemarketing by dAzED1 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ok, I skimmed through, and saw that while there were lots of redundant posts on other things, I couldn't find one bringing up this particular point. So here goes:

    to quote the article, A company can call someone on the list if that person has bought, leased or rented something from the seller within 18 months. Telemarketers also can call consumers if they have inquired or applied for something during the last three months.

    If you read between the lines, you might find that there are certain companies that can easily still call you, even if you register. I bet, for instance, that AOL/TW can simply restructure their telemarketting, and get away with calling anyone still. Do you really think you can casually go without buying anything from AOL/TW for 18 months? That's a long time, for such a large company.

    seems to me this will mean that larger corporations will still be able to call you, since they will have sold you something in the last 18 months, whereas smaller companies that do not have the product diversity or proliferation will not be able to. I would not at all be suprized to find AOL/TW, Disney, Micrsoft, or folks along those lines behind this regulation.

    of course, I'm feeling pretty conspiracy-theoristic (like that word?) today.

  60. National DO NOT EMAIL list by emptybody · · Score: 2

    violators would be similarly punished if they sent spam to an email address found on this list.

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  61. Senile parents loophole? by Gorimek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it's that children would put their senile and easily defrauded parents on the list, and thus remove the easiest prey from the game.

  62. Re:And They Charge You $5 by mashie · · Score: 3, Informative

    Good point about the $5.

    By the way, the response rate that snail mail requires is astonishingly low. My sister works in the marketing department of a major catalog company - they consider a 2% response rate excellent.

    So if you live with someone who complains about all the catalogs but still buys from time to time, tell them this: every time they buy from a catalog they are voting to have 50 more sent to them.

    Another interesting tidbit - list exchange. You know that buying from Lemurs Unlimited gets you on the mailing list of Ferrets Forever, Gerbils by Mail, and HamsterConnection. The way this works is that catalogs "rent" lists to each other. So Catalog B rents 10,000 names from Catalog A with the restriction that they can only mail to them for a certain period of time. If a rented name responds to Catalog B, B is allowed to keep mailing them. If they don't, they must stop mailing after the designated period. This is done not for spam prevention but to keep competition for good customers $ under control.

    What's amusing is the way this in enforced. When Catalog A rents the list of names, they seed it with a few address of their own employees, or PO boxes, etc. They know that these customers won't respond, since they're fake. If Catalog B keeps mailing after the rental period, they start a fuss and sometimes sue.

    And, yes, my sister does feel a little guilty about her job. In fact, she's quitting soon and going to grad school...

  63. Caller ID reqs will screw up Privacy Manager by invckb · · Score: 2

    I use SBC's Privacy Manager service, which makes any caller without good Caller ID go through a voice menu to reach me. It has stopped 99.7% of telemarketing, charity, and poll calls from even ringing my phone.

    I really doubt that anything implemented by the government would be that effective. I would hate to go back to screening Caller ID before answering the phone.

  64. In Connecticut by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 2, Informative

    We have had a "No Call List" for a while now. I think it has been a couple years. It was a free signup, and once you sign up the telemarketing calls just stop. (A few months after of course)

    I still get calls from charities and non-profits occasionally, but I have only received ONE telemarketer phone call ever since I signed up. And I informed them that I was on the do not call list, and they just hung up since they can be fined.

    A national one would be great. It really wouldn't matter here in CT that much, but hey, nothing wrong with another barrier against telemarketers!

  65. Already on one list.. no help by destiney · · Score: 2, Informative


    My home phone is already listed on my state's "Do Not Call" list, I'm in Tennessee. The problem is that we still get a lot of calls.

    When we confront the caller about us being on the Do Not Call list, they almost always say that they are a "phone company" and that the list does not apply to them. How do I battle that kind of intrusion? I tell them that as they can clearly see I already have a phone, and to please not call me again.. click.

    What's even worse than that is the other day we found ourselves unexplainably subscribed to MCI as our "new" long distance carrier. I have had an outgoing long distance block on my phone for going on 5 years now. I never make any long distance calls from my home phone, I always make those calls on my cellphone cause I get better rates. Who the hell is MCI to just up and subscribe me to a service that I already purposely block?

    Phone companies suck.

  66. Great tones, crap Real Audio format by swb · · Score: 2

    Ick. I refuse to run that spyware, I'd love some of those messages..

  67. Missouri already has this. 99.9% effective! by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Missouri Do not call list

    This has been in effect for a while and they even follow up on complaints.

    I VERY rarely get unsolicited calls anymore. Usually when I do, they are charities asking for money.

    I still get junk faxes at 2am on occassion and according to this I'm screwed.

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    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
    1. Re:Missouri already has this. 99.9% effective! by DiveX · · Score: 2

      Yes, the jusge for the court is the cousin of radio personality Rush Limbaugh. There is already being handled to get this struck down since it does go against the findings of 4 other federal districts, not to mention numerous appeals, circuit, and state supreme courts.

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  68. Re:I'm from Missouri. We've had a DON'T CALL list by po_boy · · Score: 2

    try http://www.ago.state.mo.us/nocalllaw.htm
    It works well for me. The only exceptions so far have been Jean Carnahan recording during the elections and SBC. I would have gladly sued either.

  69. Do not call, do not sue, do not pass go... by mttlg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Direct Marketing Association is threatening to sue to save U.S. consumers from the potential loss of buying opportunities.

    So now we need to get a national "do not sue on my behalf" list before we can get a national "I don't want a fucking Disney vacation, you worthless low-life answering machine spamming piece of scum" list? Yeah, I know, then the lawyers will sue because of the "potential loss of lawsuit opportunities." How about just a "Go to hell, DMA!" list? "Potential loss of buying opportunities?" Wouldn't that apply to the time that is wasted by telemarketers trying to sell me something I don't want when I could be researching or buying something I do want? Can I sue the DMA for causing this "potential loss of buying opportunities?"

  70. Re:Not according to the court system by afidel · · Score: 2

    Actually this is just an extension of the FCC's rules on do not call lists. If you tell a telemarketer "Please add me to your do not call list" They have X amount of time to process your request and then any additional calls withing 5 years to you can result in a $10,000 fine per incident this means if they call you three times in one week and you can prove you asked to be added to their do not call list sometime before X and 5 years has not expired they could be fined $30,000. My understanding is that commercial speech is considered one of the less protected forms of speach and that an individuals rights to privacy supercedes that right. The general premise under which this program is being created is not new, it dates back to at least the 80's and probably farther back.

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  71. Does anyone actually buy anything over the phone? by ffatTony · · Score: 2

    On the rare case that a telemarketer has something interesting to sell, my response is: "send me something in writing" <click>

    Usually I am not interested in anything they are selling. Credit card? If I needed another one I'd answer one of the unopened credit card offers I receive every day via the mail. Cable? Internet Access? I already have both. And usually it is the company I purchase from (TW) who is calling to sell it to me again. Phone service? That is the very device that has gotten me into this mess.

    What I'd like to know is who, if anyone, buys merchandise/services over the phone? Anyone? Or are they just referring to the potential profits they would lose.

  72. It's free via Snail Mail by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    The $5 is only to submit it through the web, for the price of a stamp you can mail it to them, its what I did.

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    "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
  73. this is awesome! by schematix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since i work from home i am lucky enough to answer just about every call I receive. I really hope this do not call list gets implemented. It is annoying as hell to receive 10+ calls a day, and even worse is that 9 of those times it is just a machine recording! If they can waste my work day i'd like some sort of compensation for it, or at least a way to opt-out of it.

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  74. They don't have to by Synn · · Score: 2

    If they regulated US companies then all I'd have to do is block all non-US email. This would also work fine for a considerable number of businesses in the US as well.

    1. Re:They don't have to by pjrc · · Score: 2
      .... all I'd have to do is block all non-US email. This would also work fine for a considerable number of businesses in the US as well.

      Unless, of course, you have a website on the World Wide Web, with contact information for people interested in whatever you've put on it (read "prospective customers" for any business).

  75. my phone by Johnny5000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My phone is there for my convenience, not for the telemarketers.

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    The libertarian solution to the failures of capitalism is to apply more capitalism til the failures are fixed.
  76. Remember the good old days... by 4/3PI*R^3 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Rember when the phone system was only a simple person-to-person communication system?
    1. In came the telemarketers
    2. Next came legislation restriction the time of calls
    3. Then came Caller-ID (for a fee) to allow you to know who was calling before you answered
    4. Then came Caller-ID block (per use or permanently on your line for a fee) to allow you to block your Caller-ID information.
    5. Then came Anonymous Call Block (for a fee) so that anonymous telemarketers could not call your number.

    Let's recap:
    1. The phone company charges you and the telemarketer for person-to-person communication.
    2. The phone company sells your phone number to telemarketers.
    3. The phone company sells you and the telemarketer a method to identify who is calling before you answer.
    4. The phone company sells you and the telemarketer a method of hiding who you are.
    5. The phone company sells you and the telemarketer a method to block calls that are blocked.
    6. We have to spend our tax dollars to compile a list of numbers that telemarketers can't call.

    Am I the only one who sees a problem with this system? Isn't this like creating a war and then selling arms to both sides?

  77. Re:mod up parent! by donutz · · Score: 2

    I think you should mod up the parent to this post!

    me too!

  78. Colorado do-not-call list by Eric+Smith · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The telemarketers sued over the recently created Colorado do-not-call list, too. They apparently don't even act in their own rational self interest! Surely it would be a benefit to them, saving them time and money, to be able to easily avoid calling people who they know will not buy the products or services they are selling.

    Or do telemarketers get paid based on the number of calls made, without regard to the number of actual sales? I can't imagine any of their clients would be willing to pay on such a basis, but I guess stranger things have happened.

    1. Re:Colorado do-not-call list by Junta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It isn't in their best interest though. Everyone would jump on the do-not-call list. A lot of people say they never would buy from a telemarketer, but they sometimes cave, and that is what they would stand to lose. Don't like telemarketers, and I honestly don't listen to anyone, but I can see their logic.

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  79. Here's the legit way. by Alethes · · Score: 3, Funny
  80. I always say -- by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always say "I do not do business with people who call my house." This even goes for charities. I do not donate to organizations that call me.

    At first I thought this wouldn't work, but I've actually had a reduction in calls (that is, no repeats) and I almost always get apologies.

    Here as of late I've just been having fun with the telemarketers, since they're not as frequent as they used to be.

    RING
    RING

    ME: Hello?
    HER: Yes, I'm with (she said the name of some glasswork and door company) and we're calling to see if you would be interested in new windows for your home. Have you considered having new windows installed?
    ME: I don't have windows. I live in a dog house.
    HER: *giggle* Very funny, sir.
    ME: I don't think it's very funny at all.
    HER: ...
    ME: You think being homeless is funny?
    HER: *CLICK*

    --

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

    Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
    1. Re:I always say -- by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've told Qwest (the phone company) that I don't have a phone before.

      See, normally I ask to be placed on their do not call list. All companies have to maintain one and are required to obey it. Works pretty well. However, any company you have a bussiness relationship is exempt from that (since they may have legitimate reasons to call you) so hence asking Qwest would do no good.

      Well Qwest had a big push for their DSL service and was calling everyone trying to get them to sign up. Fine, except I already HAVE DSL from them. Not only that, I have the expensive professional grade stuff and I've had it for like 3 YEARS now. It's not like they were trying to sell me an upgrade to it or anything (I pretty much have the best I can get), they were trying to sell me the service itself.

      I had told them a couple of times before that I already had this and to please stop calling me about it as it was really pointless. So at any rate, I got sick of it and decided to have fun and told one guy that I didn't have a hpone line. He stared with teh typical "ok well thank you" speech for when teh customer has said no and then kinda trailed off when he processed what I had actually said.

      They stopped calling about it :)

    2. Re:I always say -- by G27+Radio · · Score: 2

      Reminds me of one of my favorites:

      RING
      RING

      ME: Hello?
      HER: Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the Star Ledger to let you know that you can have the paper delivered right to your door.
      ME: But I don't know how to read.
      HER: [ponders for a moment whether I might actually be telling the truth.]
      ME: [lets the silence drag out.]
      HER: Oh, ok sir, sorry to have bothered you.

      This one's a bit off-topic, but I figured I'd mention it because it turns an otherwise annoying situation in something a bit humorous: I've had unfortunately bad luck with getting phone numbers that are one digit off from 24 hour businesses (cab companies, locksmiths.)

      Phone rings at 2:30AM:
      ME: Hello?
      HIM: [drunkenly] I locked my keys in the car and I need you to get them out.
      ME: No problem sir, we can be there in 30 minutes or less--guaranteed or your money back.
      HIM: Cool, I'm outside the Gold Club. I'm the only car here because everyone left.
      ME: Great, we'll have someone there to help you shortly.
      HIM: Thanks.
      ME: [ends call, shuts off ringer, goes back to sleep.]

      This may seem a little cruel, but if you are going to drunkenly mis-dial and wake me up at 2:30am, too friggin bad buddy.

  81. Peeball! by Wee · · Score: 2
    When I was in London last month, I saw A TON or displays for this "game" called Peeball. The tagline "Do a wee bit for charity" caught my eye.

    I wound up buying one for a buddy back home. I had to as I couldn't stop staring at the big yellow sign every time I got another round. I was curious to see what it was, and thought it was inordinately amusing. And I had had a few too many Kronenbourgs. It was only one pound so no big loss as far as "drunken purchases discovered the morning after" go.

    I never did open it, but apparently you wiz on these little yellows balls and they disintegrate. Supposed to help your aim, I guess, or keep you from playing Fire Brigade whilst in the loo. Helps a charity as well. I shoulda bought a couple of them.

    -B

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  82. Re:As much as I hate ... by mangu · · Score: 2

    It's not about restricting your speech. You may still speak freely, you may say whatever you want. It's about protecting my right to privacy. Where is it mentioned in the Constitution that I'm forced to listen to you?

  83. Re:And They Charge You $5 by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2
    Please don't confuse direct mailers with spammers. As is the point of this thread, you can opt out of the big junk mail lists in a way that actually works. Snail mailers have an actual expense to cover, and therefore do make an effort to target their recipients even slightly, and those who don't want their mail are obviously outside their target area.

    Telemarketing is a worse creature than direct mail, too, IMHO because it requires an explicit interrupt rather than a batch process to deal with it. I can ignore five pieces of daily junk mail in about ten consecutive seconds; five phone spams in one night is five interruptions to my evening. Don't like telemarketing, but sometimes I can hear the "I hate my job" in telemarketers' voices. Hey, I've been unemployed, too.

    Spammers, however, are indeed a lower lifeform and must be destroyed by any means necessary.

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  84. The worst telemarketters ever... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    are the cops.

    Some local foundation for police benefits was calling around asking for donations. Since they're a nonprofit, and perhaps government linked, they've got all kinds of special legal leeway with telemarketting. I think.

    They called me four fucking times in two days:

    "In these troubling times, do you feel that it's important to give our police officers all the support they need?"
    "Uh. I guess. Could you please put me on your do not call list?"
    "Oh. Sure."
    "Thanks."
    [click]

    The next day, I got an identical call (different voice every time). Ten minutes later, another guy called.

    "I've asked you to put me on your do not call list twice already. How come you keep calling me?"
    "I'm sorry sir, I see you as a new number on my computer."
    "Well, I'm not. Is there something you can do about this? Clearly something is the matter with your computer system."
    "Well, I'll mark your number this time."
    "Thanks, But I'd..."
    [click] (cut off)

    Then, a half an hour later, I got another new voice. I interrupted him in middle of his pitch:

    "I'm sorry, this is the fourth time someone has called me for your fundraiser, and every single time I've told them to put me on the do not call list. I understand that your computer says that I'm a new number, but it's wrong. At this point, I'm concerned that you're operating your fundraiser in violation of FCC regulation..." (cut off)

    "Well. I can see why they didn't put your name on the no call list, asshole." [click]

    There were no more calls, though. I think the fundraiser ended. All the voices were men, so I guess it was off duty cops that were doing the calling. That would explain the attitude. I swear, I was perfectly polite with every single call. Until the last one, I guess. Thugs.

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    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    1. Re:The worst telemarketters ever... by adb · · Score: 2

      You were perfectly polite on the last one, too, as far as I can tell. Take 'em to court, win some money, donate it to the ACLU.

    2. Re:The worst telemarketters ever... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      I never figured out who exactly was calling me. It wasn't the cops, it was some cop-related not for profit. Probably located in the high school gymnasium. I would have, had I received another call. Until that last one, I wasn't interested in fux0ring my local cops, despite their despicable opening line. Jesus, that was nasty.

      And I can earn more money than I'd win by going to work every day.

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    3. Re:The worst telemarketters ever... by petgiraffe · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm pretty sure all those "Police Fundraiser" calls are scams

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    4. Re:The worst telemarketters ever... by adb · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that's why you always extract a name, organization, and contact info before you ask to be put on the don't call list.

    5. Re:The worst telemarketters ever... by kobotronic · · Score: 2

      I had a very similar experience about a year ago with someone calling around 6pm identifying himself as 'affiliated' with the local police - Fairfax, VA - you tend to focus your attention when the police calls you at home... Well, his pitch was, he wanted me to donate twenty dollars to buy teddy bears for kids or something. I said no. Then he said, how about 10 dollars? I said no. Five? ... so pushy!

      I coulda spared twenty bucks sure, but as a matter of policy I flat out refuse unsolicited pitches over the phone. I'm really deep down a very nice person so I'm sometimes not good at cutting the pesky telemarkters off and going through the whole "put me on your do-not-call list" routine.

      I happened to have read about the teddybears scheme in a local area newsgroup, and some posters claimed that the 'charity' in fact collected funds that went primarily to the police retirement fund and only part of the cash went to the teddybears program, so I flat out asked the caller if 100% of the funds collected went to buy teddy bears.

      He said no, there was some administration overhead and some of the monies went to the local police. I asked why this information was not part of the pitch and he apparently became annoyed. He was wasting time and probably not making quota.

      I asked him to put me on his do not call, and only asking him at this point after he was already annoyed, was probably a tactical error. The call was terminated, and (predictably?) I was put on the CALL THIS FUCKER FROM NOW UNTIL CHRISTMAS list.

      In the next four days I received the same pitch twice a day from different male voices. Finally I put my minidisc recorder on the headset and captured a myself asking to be put on the the do not call list and got the caller's annoyed response, and explained that I had such a recording, and that I was going to pursue legal action and local news coverage if these calls did not cease immediately. The caller said fine, you're off the list, and hung up. And I didn't receive any more such pitches.

      Thugs.

      Where I live now, there are laws protecting the sanctitity of one's home, and telemarketing, for charities or not, is strictly forbidden. I'm very pleased with this liberty, which also extends to postal carriers by law respecting a sticker on my mailbox which excempts me from receiving junkmail.

    6. Re:The worst telemarketters ever... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Huh. Where's that? Are all the other laws sane? I can't think of a single place on the planet with a uniformly healthy legal environment, so I doubt it I guess...

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  85. snail mail opt-out... by zentigger · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually in Canada you can opt-out of spam quite simply. All you have to do is drop by your local post office. Tell them that you do not wish to receive bulk mail and give them your address.

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  86. Why "of course"? by adb · · Score: 2
    Of course certain organizations would have the power to overide your list when necesary.

    Sez you.

    1. Nobody but the government and the phone company has any business overriding my phone preferences under any circumstances.
    2. The government can fucking well knock on my door.
    3. The phone company can fucking well send me a letter (or shut off my service if it's lack of payment they're calling about).

    That's about why I leave my phone unplugged and set my cell phone not to ring except in response to a whitelist. I'm much happier that way.

    If I wanted to implement a whitelist on my landline, I would buy a telephony card and run Asterisk.

  87. just hang up immediately, and don't say anything! by ChadN · · Score: 2

    When I get a marketing call (which is now very rare), as soon as I determine (or suspect) what it is, I just hang up. I don't say a word. Once you get over the 'rudeness' of it, it feels quite liberating. And since I adopted that policy, cold calls basically just stopped.

    Unlike spam, there is a not-insignificant cost to phone solicitations, and they will cull the phone-lists themselves (I'm assuming) for bad-numbers or callees. They may even sell the info to others.

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  88. Taking bids.. Here's mine! by ivan256 · · Score: 2

    Officials said the agency is taking bids from companies interesting in creating the registry.

    The registry will likely cost about $16 million in its first year and would be paid for with fees collected from telemarketers, officials said. The agency has not decided how those fees will be imposed and still needs congressional approval to collect them.

    I'll do it. I want $2.5 million to set it up and $1 million a year to run it. They can keep the rest of the $16 million.

    Seriously, what's going to cost $16 million? All you need is a half million in equipment, 3 to 5 people, and some good software. With that you could easily handle a half billion phone numbers and thousands of requests a month for a copy of the list. Maybe I found my next business opportunity.

  89. Re:In Soviet Russia... by jimlintott · · Score: 2

    I had a telemarketer hang up on me once. It went like this:

    Her: Hi, I'm blah blah and I'm calling to tell about the fantastic prize you've won. It's a blah blah blah.

    Me: Oh.

    Her: You don't sound too excited for someone who has won such a wonderful prize.

    Me: I'm waiting for the catch.

    Her: (click)

    Another thing is to tell them that you were just sitting there masturbating and would really like it if they could describe themselves for you. Ask what colour their underwear is. They'll hang up.

  90. It doesn't always work... by Buran · · Score: 2

    Back before election day, the phone would ring nonstop with political bullshit calls. Was I on the DNC list? Yes. Did it help? No. The following was printed in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch; I'd link to it but the paper recently reorganized its site, and so links to the old stories are now dead.

    NEXT weekend's going to be awfully dull. No chatty phone calls from Kit or Jack, Jean or Jim. No direct mail on guns and abortion. No more candidates scaring seniors and jeopardizing national security.

    Campaign 2002 wound down to a surreal close this weekend. On Saturday, computerized telephone calls inundated homes, waking babies from naps, rousing people from their after-breakfast coffee and irritating the hell out of voters who thought the no-call list would guard their serenity. (No, you can't use the Missouri attorney general's no-call list to block political calls. But don't blame Jay Nixon, blame the First Amendment.)

    No sooner had Jack hung up on his pitch for raising the tobacco tax, than Kit was on the line railing about how the Democrats stole the 2000 election. Kit mentioned his favorite dog, Ritzy, the voting spaniel. We wanted to remind him that Ritzy was registered in 1994 and did NOT vote in 2000, but we couldn't get a word in edgewise.

    The line between reality and parody was especially murky Saturday evening when "Saturday Night Live" spoofs of campaign ads were mixed in with attack ads by Rep. David Phelps, D-Ill., against Rep. John Shimkus, R-Ill. The spoofs satirized one form of the attack ad that has been common in Missouri: "Call Jim Talent and tell him his vote shattered lives," or "Call Jean Carnahan. Tell her to put our security interest first."

    The geniuses who parsed these "Call Joe Blow" ads are - surprise - lawyers. The wording, "Call Joe Blow," makes them "issue ads" that can be paid for with unlimited amounts of soft money. "Vote against Joe Blow," would make the ad into express advocacy of the defeat of a candidate, which must be funded by restricted hard money contributions.

    The McCain-Feingold campaign finance law was supposed to fix that by outlawing soft money and limiting "sham" issue ads. Ha ha. Even before the law takes effect today, pols of both parties have already figured out how to skirt it: funnel soft money to new party groups and state party committees.

    Make your blood boil? Call Congress at 202-224-3121 and tell it to stop damaging democracy. And while you're at it, call Joe Blow and tell him to stop calling us.


    This is a fairly large part of why I have only a cell phone now. I don't appear in any directories, and telemarketers aren't allowed to call me (as far as I know).

  91. Re:Will this become the new "click here to opt out by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
    Step 5 should read;

    5. Annoyed customers listen to sales pitch, claim interest, request 1-800 number and company name, report US based company so that fines may be levied.

    Since you'll eventualy have to contact them for the sale to go through, they can't win that game.

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  92. Re:I was a sysadmin for a predictive dialer in CO by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 2

    Just because one person out of the two people you sold products to put their number on the do not call list is no basis to make that kind of claim.

  93. Works both ways by antis0c · · Score: 2

    Then the telephone companies turns around and sells the telemarker a method of by-passing the Telezappers, and the cycle continues. If I'm not mistaken someone finally caught onto these shenanigans and filed a lawsuit.

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  94. Has anybody noticed. . . by Lagrange5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Has anybody noticed that telemarketers are already making evasive maneuvers to elude the "please do not call me again" warning?

    Sample:

    [phone rings]
    Me: "Hello?"
    Telemarketer: "Yes, I just know you'll be pleased with our offer of Product Y."
    M: "Sorry--"
    T: [interrupts] "OkaythenI'llcallbacksomeothertimethankyouforyourt imegoodbye."
    [click]

    As long as they can "complete the call" and hang up before you can identify them and make that "do not call" demand, they simply put you back in the call carousel for the next round of pitches. They want to preserve you as a potential resource. All they're looking for is the tiniest negative reaction to trigger that defensive response.

    A good countermove is to engage the caller first. Make them jump through your hoops.

    Sample:

    [phone rings]
    Me: "Hello?"
    Telemarketer: ""Yes, I just know you'll be pleased with our offer of Product Y."
    M: "Can I ask you two questions?"
    T: "Sure."
    M: "What company do you represent?"
    T: "Company X."
    M: [quickly] "Put me on your do-not-call list immediately. Can you do that for me? I do not want to receive any more calls from your company."

    Write the company name down and the time of the call. Get the caller to spell it out if you're not sure. Keep a list of these calls available whenever the phone rings.

    Solicitors are required by law to identify themselves clearly, and to comply with any "do not call" demand. One by one, they can be made to comply.

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    1. Re:Has anybody noticed. . . by istartedi · · Score: 2

      My approach:

      T: Is (whoever) home?

      M: Who shall I say is calling?

      T: (virtually always identifies company)

      M: We would like to be placed on your DNC list please. (or) He has a policy of not responding to telephone solicitations and would like to be placed on your do not call list.

      T: (sometimes they will try to continue pitch/patter, etc.)

      M: (re-assert request and hang up no matter what).

      The only problem with this is that I need to add "this is he" regardless of who they are trying to reach. That way they can't weazel out that I'm not really the guy. Obviously this doesn't work if you're a guy and they are trying to reach a female, but fortunately (or rather, unfortunately) that's not a problem in my house. Otherwise I think this script is pretty good for 1. expending a minimum ammout of my precious time, and 2. accomplishing the purpose of asserting DNC rights.

      Now, what I really need to do is put a recorder on my line because companies are still calling back; especially United Air Temps (a local HVAC contractor). They are the worst offenders. With a recording, you can maybe nab them with that legendary $500 judgement.

      Sometimes I get cheeky and ask to hear their pitch, then just leave the line open to see how long the T speils without realizing that I've walked away. On rare occasions, you can come back a minute later and they are still speiling, but usually it's not too long before the phone makes that bzz-bzz-bzz noise indicating you are off hook.

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    2. Re:Has anybody noticed. . . by quintessent · · Score: 2

      You should also ask them to put you on the do-not-call list of any affiliated companies.

      Also, you have the right to have them send you a copy of their do-not-call-list policy. If they don't send it, you can sue them for an easy $500.

      IANAL, and the usual disclaimers apply.

  95. International calls are cheap! by grahamsz · · Score: 2

    I'm in scotland and thanks to vonage i'm paying $40 a month for all the calls to the US i can handle.

    Before that i was paying 3 pence (US 5c) a minute for calls to the us - hardly expensive compared to the other costs involved in telemarketting.

  96. Define free... by douglips · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't you pay for Caller ID? If this is a "free" part of Caller ID, you're still paying for it.

  97. Dom't forget that YOU need to be careful. by _LORAX_ · · Score: 3, Interesting


    1) Never give your phone number out at the cash register. I can't beleive the number of people that will give thier number, that makes a legitimate buisness relationship and they can call for another year and harass you.

    2) "Take me off your list" and "I don't ever want to receive a call from this marketing company either"

    3) They are required to provide you with name and contact information if asked. If you are on a DNC list demade the info and tkae the 2 minutes to fill out the web form that most states have.

    As for the charities and political calls. Sorry, the Supreme Court has always help political and non-commercial speeach with high reguard ( as we all would hope ).

    Since I have been on the NY DNC list I have received only a few annoying telemarketing calls and those were from people that disreguarded my previous attempt to legaly make them stop calling. They have since stoped since I filed a protest with NYS. Now if I could only get the Damm Red Cross to stop calling.

  98. Many alternatives by werdna · · Score: 2

    Self-help is inadequate to solve this problem -- spam filters are never going to be good enough. There will always be false positives and false negatives. The spammer thus reduces the effectiveness of my e-mail process, without giving me any benefit. The limit of your right to move your fist ends at my face, and I have no problem with regulation to the extent it does not overreach.

    But you are right to ask if less invasive means are possible -- too much regulation is as bad as too little. I believe there is.

    Rather than requiring people to mark spam, or worse, to refrain from spamming, I would prefer to prevent them from making false representations about their spam. In particular, I would like to harshly punish someone who represents their e-mail to be non-spam, when in fact it is. Then, I can simply filter for people who DO NOT represent themselves as non-spammers, and have a remedy against the liars.

    For this purpose, I would simply define spam liberally, as a form of broadcast. In particular, as any message which was sent (or substantially similar messages) within a reasonable period of time (few days) to more than a reasonable number of persons (say, 200) who did not previously subscribe to the broadcast.

    Virtually every e-mail client can responsibly be changed to represent as non-broadcast all e-mails without long lists of recipients, and easily, and with 100% accuracy filter such mail. If folks need spam protection, this will become a standard and the network effect will take care of broadcast e-mail completely. If not, then the whole issue will blow over, and further regulation isn't necessary.

    As to the spammer, their incentive to spam will be reduced, and thus the impact of the spam (which still is getting sent through the net, albeit filtered) will be reduced.

    That is just one of several less invasive means for addressing the problem. The virtue of this one is that it doesn't require anything of the spammer, doesn't prohibit anything except misrepresntations and lies about clear factual issues, and doesn't require content-based analysis of what is spam.

  99. Sure it is, and the point is well-settled by werdna · · Score: 2

    Its not absurd merely because you say so. For the most part, the courts have long rejected your very narrow perspective on what are the limits of government regulated speech. My suggestion is that, while you don't like the argument, you may be skating on fairly thin legal ice to assert that the argument is wholly without merit.

    Your mailbox and telephone are held out to the public as means to reach you. Nobody can know before they send you messages whether or not they are desired, and if it were impermissible to send undesired mails, nobody would get any bills. In practice, your use of the mail and connection with it relies on the public weal, and you are unlikely to have an action for someone sending an unwelcome message, although certain stuff --lying misrepresentation actual harassment and the like-- can be actionable.

    However, free speech is PRECISELY why the government has difficulty regulating how your mailbox can be used, and it is largely why you get so much junk mail. It is also why most anti-spam legislation is pretty meek, because forced speech and undue limitations can well invalidate these laws.

    1. Re:Sure it is, and the point is well-settled by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      You're right on your first point, commercial speech is "speech" and protected, though less so than other categories of speech.

      However

      However, free speech is PRECISELY why the government has difficulty regulating how your mailbox can be used, and it is largely why you get so much junk mail. It is also why most anti-spam legislation is pretty meek, because forced speech and undue limitations can well invalidate these laws. ...is not correct. Commercial speech is "the lowest form of life" in free speech and relatively easy to regulate, and is quite regulated as it is. The reason the gov't has had "difficulty" has been lack of public interest (it's taken a while) and industry lobbying. The laws are in their infancy, and the FCCC proposal is completely novel on the federal level. give it time, and your support. (Much of the state anti-spam problems have to do with getting their hands on the perpetrators; I chatted with the Washington AAG involved in one of the first cases, who said they had to hire 3 private PI's for help finding the spammer! He was setting up fake corporations, moving every week, etc.)

      Free speech is an issue here, but not a dominant one. An outright ban on commercial solicitations would be an outrage, but asking people their preferences is not. If you tell the marketers to leave your door, they have to go; and if you simply mount a "No Solictors" sign that should be the end of the matter for door-to-door brush salesmen. Same here.

    2. Re:Sure it is, and the point is well-settled by werdna · · Score: 2

      Another way to get on a no-call list is to interrupt the solicitor, and to direct them to place you on their no-call list.

  100. Why the exemption for charities? by jbayes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is it that these things always contain a loophole for charities? Is it really that important that charities be able to harrass people who have already expressed a preference not to be interrupted during dinner?

    While I would much rather see a law saying that telemarketing lists must be opt-in only, I'm willing to settle for an enforced opt-out list, as long as that list has:

    • A very long expiry period. Five years is acceptable; one year is not.
    • Companies with which I have done business are allowed to call me, as long as I have not requested that they not do so. Other than those, no other companies are allowed to call.
    • No exemption for charities. As another poster pointed out, these loopholes just invite calls from "Bob's Aluminum Siding, Oh And We Feed The Orphans Too" companies. Besides, charity calls are no less distracting than other telemarketers; they should be treated similarly.
    • Substantial penalties for violating the rules. If private citizens are expected to take care of enforcement, then they should be awarded sums sufficient to make it worth their while to prosecute.

    I've tried suing under California's telemarketing laws before, and I found out that they are next to useless. So, legislators, please pass useful, enforceable anti-telemarketing laws, or don't pass any at all.

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  101. DMA & do-not-call by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    The DMA has parallel do-not-mail and do-not-call lists. As noted elesewhere, you may sign on free by mail. Why it is $5 over the net, I can't imagine. It must cost $ to process all that mail. Perhaps they want to discourage people.

    Your name is purged after 5 years I believe.

    There is also a free service run by the (3?) credit reporting services that will prevent any credit-card solicitations from being sent to you. I suppose it puts a flag on your credit report. You probably know that solicitations can be stolen and filled out fraudulently by a 3rd party. This is a good thing, and can be done over the phone with an automated system.

    Back to the DMA -- I don't think they're evil, exactly, but don't think they set up the don't bother me lists out of public-mindedness. Like the movie industry with its self-imposed ratings, I believe they set it up to try to head off federal regulation. Better to self-regulate they figured, and benefit from the fact most people will never sign up.

  102. Re:Has this ever happened? by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

    I know people that have had this happen to them -- the charges were somewhere around $70 if I remember right -- and yes, it falls under credit card fraud. Companies can get in a *lot* of trouble for doing this.

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  103. Re:Properly slashdot them... by shaitand · · Score: 2

    This should be modded +5 insightful ;)

  104. Re:This is backwards... by shaitand · · Score: 2

    should be interesting

  105. Pennsylvania's list by /dev/trash · · Score: 2

    I signed up for it when it came out. Calls dropped considerably. I did get a local call that popped up on the Caller ID. Reported them to the state.

    1. Re:Pennsylvania's list by nahdude812 · · Score: 2

      I also am on PA's do not call list. It's sweet, 3-4 calls a night has turned in to ~1 a week. Those tend to be from charities (the guy who had our number before us must have been quite the philanthropist, two years later and we still get fairly regular charity calls for him). Actually since the list became active, we haven't had a single non-charity, non-fraternal phone call (both of which are legal under the PA law). The silence is golden. No more annoying hang-up calls from predictive dialers, and honestly, I really am happy with my rug shampooer, thank you very much.

    2. Re:Pennsylvania's list by /dev/trash · · Score: 2

      Yes the predictive calling crap has stopped ( and always showed up as UNKNOWN anyway). I only get one UNKNOWN call these days and that's from DISH network. The call I just reported was for a rug shampooer, too. Oh well, I hope they get that list soon because at 1500 bucks a pop, they'll be out of business soon.

      A part of the law I'd like cleared up though is whether or not a call from DISH is still illegal. The phone is not in my name, but I am a DISH customer. So can DISH call the number?

  106. Thoughts from an insider by etoh · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not sure what to make of this. I work in the telecommunications industry installing and programming Predictive Dialers and CTI systems for call centers. I can however give thoughts on whether or not a no-call list will do much.

    I am on the no call list in Georgia and it has helped some with the reputable marketers. Where this isn't going to help is the small mom and pop shops calling you (which is the majority).

    The way it works is there are hundreds of fly by night call centers that rent out their agents on a per call basis. Most of these call centers are cheap, poorly run, follow no laws, and in general bill the business for each call. They set up shop, hire out 30 redneck house wives, run for a few months, then shut down and do it again elsewhere.

    Whether or not this will help will depend on a few things.

    1: The ability of the policing body to act quickly. If there is a 2 month delay the offending call center is probrably changed or gone and will never get fined.

    2: The ability to obtain the records of who the call centers customers are and which customer the call was placed for. If they never fine the companies that actually "purchased" the call then the practice will go unabated.

    The other problem is the part about if they have already done business with you. If the call center has 20 customers they are placing calls for, and you have bought something from 1 of them, they may claim that status. I know most of you are thinking "I haven't bought anything from these small places". Keep in mind that a call center may have customers ranging from the Mortgage company trying to get your business all the way to the Phone Company you use (and yes, 90% of BabyBell calls are outsourced to outside call centers).

    So chances are this No Call list won't make as much difference as most people think.

    Oh Yeah, this should appease the people here.....99% of Call Centers are Windows based. Databases, Web Servers, Phone Systems, Desktops, You name it. No Linux at all!

    EtOH

    (hope this doesn't get me fired)

    1. Re:Thoughts from an insider by shaitand · · Score: 2

      Odd the opposite is true of survey centers, on the OS issue, they may not be linux based, but *nix based without a doubt. *nix is the only platform that decent software for this purpose exists on.

      The last thing these places want to do is give users a desktop, they want a fast efficient terminal that can handle volume, and truely gives users access to nothing.

    2. Re:Thoughts from an insider by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2


      I work in the telecommunications industry installing and programming Predictive Dialers...I am on the no call list in Georgia

      Umm? I guess that demonstrates belief in your product...

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  107. Re:Not according to the court system by afidel · · Score: 2

    ok we are both wrong, the period the lists are supposed to be called is 10 years not 5, and they have to call you twice in a 12 month period after you have requested to be removed for it to be actionable. For more info see the fcc's page on do not call lists Here I guess if they call you twice after you have requested but before they add you to their list it could be actionable. I personally would be lenient as it does take time for them to do the database add and then re-filter their call lists.

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  108. It takes time by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    Typically you will see the amount of mail you receive begin to decrease approximately three months after your name is entered onto the quarterly file

    As the form says, it can take up to 3 months.

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    1. Re:It takes time by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

      It takes time because the member companies only get updates of the list every 3 months. That's the actual reason.

      Why they don't have a much much better system? I have no clue. I've often wondered this of any company that has a mailing list they all say it will take time. I see no reason that a central database can't be consulted everythime a mass mailing is sent out from a company or why the member companies can't get weekly updates.

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  109. What really needs to be done. by ksemlerK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is to ban all forms of telephone solicitiation by any company, for profit of not. Instead of having a national DNC list, we should have an OICL nation wide. (DNC is DO Not Call, OICL is Opt-In Caller List) Anyone who is not on the OICL should not be called. I used to telemarket, so I know what they do, and the lies they tell. I will tell you this: No matter what they say, never buy a program called: Mainstreet Savings, Galleria, Premier Health Plus, Simple Escapes, or 24 Protect Plus. Even if it is only $9.95/Mo. They are scams. They are money traps. Let everyone know. Write your congressman, lets get this bill passed!

  110. Re:As much as I hate ... by Sabalon · · Score: 2

    Free speech means you can say what you want. It doesn't mean you can force me to listen to it.

    If you wanna stand on the street corner and talk about x,y or z, that's fine. But you can't do a thing if I decide to put my fingers in my ears and not listen.

    In this case, the government is helping people do that if they want, probably because of the FCC and FTC tie-ins.

  111. Re:CALLER ID Requirements by Sabalon · · Score: 2

    I'm on bellsouth, and as far as I know, we've never gotten an out-of-state call listed as "Out of Area".

    We won't answer it if it says Out of Area, and no one has ever left a message when the machine picks up - well, not true - some moron telemarketters actually leave messages - but no legit calls.

    However, the Ga No call list has pretty much cut those down to nil

  112. My approach by int69h · · Score: 2, Funny

    T: Hello, is Mr. Foo in?

    M: You're speaking w/ him

    T: I'd like to tell you about our XYZ product...

    M: This XYZ product sounds very interesting.
    I'm a little busy at the moment though. Could I get your home number so I can call you back later to talk about it?

    T: We can't give that information out sir.

    M: Is it because you don't like being called at home by complete strangers?

    T: *silence*

    M: (click)

  113. Re:I'm from Missouri. We've had a DON'T CALL list by Bald+Wookie · · Score: 2

    It has some exceptions in it ... and businesses you've done business with before (banks abuse this provision a lot).

    Oh great. I can't wait for the "special partnership" between $YOUR_BANK and $SELLER_OF_CRAP. I bet some banking VP is sitting around dreaming about synergy and leveraged relationships.

  114. Fun thing to do to telemarketers... by dagg · · Score: 2
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  115. Works fine in the UK by HuskyDog · · Score: 3, Informative
    About a year ago I signed up with the Telephone Preference Service. I was a bit skeptical at first, but it works just fine.

    You can sign up online for free (they send a letter of acknowledgement in the post) and it is backed by legislation. It isn't perfect, but I reckon that after a few months the number of unwanted calls dropped by more than 90%.

    Charities are not excempt, and the only people who can legitimately still call you are companies with whom you have previously done business.

    There are similar schemes for snail mail and fax junk which also seem to work well. They also have an email one, but that's a bit pointless since most spam comes from outside the UK.

    In summary, I'm very happy with the system and I hope that those of you in more backward countries get a similar system soon ;-).

  116. Re:I'm from Missouri. We've had a DON'T CALL list by jez9999 · · Score: 2

    Oh my...

    If you call that good, you really have a bad telemarketting spam problem :-)

    I'm amazed at the amount of telemarketing that goes on in the US, for one Simple reason; it doesn't seem to happen AT ALL in the UK. I mean, I think I'm 'ex-directory', not sure if that's possible in the US? If it is, how do they get your phone number? But I mean, I've NEVER in my life had a phone call from a company I haven't dealt with before, maybe just 1 or 2 in my LIFE from companies (like banks) telling me about some new service or something. My mum had about 1 or 2 in her LIFE from local merchants offering to do some refurbishment to the house or something, but all in all, it doesn't really happen. And you call 1 or 2 calls a WEEK good??

  117. Thank you for shopping with GloboChem by bareman · · Score: 2

    GloboChem
    "If you bought something, you bought it from us".

    When only a few mega-corps own everything they'll all be able to call you.

  118. Re:I'm from Missouri. We've had a DON'T CALL list by po_boy · · Score: 2

    Yeah. It was pretty common around here to get recordings of political messages during the elections. People got called from both Clintons, GW Bush, and Jean Carnahan (and probably Jim Talent, too, though I never heard that). The recording I got urged me to vote, not necessarily for her or anything, but the point was clear.

    Politicians, the local phone company, and some others are immune to the Missouri no-call law. I'm not sure if the fact that her message wasn't a direct plea for me to vote for her helps her in the no-call law, but it really seems like it was deliberately done for some reason.

  119. Re:I'm from Missouri. We've had a DON'T CALL list by nomadic · · Score: 2

    Compared to how many we used to get, YES. Also keep in mind the vast majority of the ones we do get are from autodiallers. Pick up the phone, say hello, get no response, immediately hang up. So you only have to talk to some annoying telemarketer maybe once every few weeks.

    It's not paradise, but it's close to it.

  120. Consumer is a propaganda term by ka9dgx · · Score: 2

    A "consumer" is a sheep that does nothing other than buy things. I am not a consumer, and never will be.

    I object to this, and all other use of the term.

    I also object to "Intellectual Property"

    </RANT>

  121. I bill telemarketers by gnarly · · Score: 2

    Before telemarketers can start their schpeel, I begin the conversation with this quote:

    "All commerial solicitation phone calls to this number will be changed at a rate of $1 per word spoken by the caller, do you accept these charges?"

    I did this to MCI this morning. It really makes telemarking calls end quickly.

    Incidentally, Have you noticed that almost all telemarketers use an automatic dialing system nowadays? Instead of a normal phone call:

    Me: "Hello"
    Caller: "Hello, I'm so and so and the reason I'm calling is..... "

    We get:

    Me: "Hello."
    Telemarketer, just now picking up the phone: "Hello" ...(pause)

    The fact that they are waiting for a 2nd Hello from me gives me the perfect chance to start the conversation with the question above.

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  122. Exemptions are going to remove most of the teeth by DiveX · · Score: 2

    Here is a listinging of the new requirments and exemptions.
    http://www.ftc.gov/os/2002/12/tsrfina lrule.pdf . This is going to offer a whole new box of BS for TCPA violators to confuse the judges with?

    For example, 310.4(b)(4)(iii) says the telemarketer is not liable for abandonment violations if "whenever a sales representative is not available to speak with the person answering the call within two (2) seconds after
    the person's completed greeting, the seller or telemarketer promptly plays a recorded message that states the name and telephone number of the seller on whose behalf the call was placed".

    So, they play a recording that says "Hi, this is Bambi with No-Brain Funding. We have exciting news about your mortgage, but unfortunately, our
    customer service agents" -- which may or may not exist -- "are assisting other customers. If you would like to hear information about how we can
    lower your mortgage rates to blah blah blah, press 'one' now! Or you can hang up and go *bleep* yourself."

    Then when you sue them under the TCPA, they claim the call wasn't a prerecord, it was actually a live solicitation with the prerecorded message *required* by FTC regs.

    And jeez! Did they offer enough exemptions?

    The new rule doesn't apply to charities. -- 310.6(a)
    It doesn't apply to any company which takes payment after a face to face meeting (such as a carpet cleaning estimate, cable TV installation, alarm equipment estimate, etc.) -- 310.6(b)(3)
    It doesn't apply to inbound calls, specifically ones originating as a response to junk faxes. -- 310.6(b)(4-6)
    It doesn't apply to calls resulting from junk faxes. -- 310.6(b)(6)
    It doesn't apply to calls to businesses. -- 310.6(b)(7)

    Companies are not in violation of the DNC rules if:
    They say they have procedures for DNC compliance in place. -- 310.4(b)(3)
    They say "Oops, we goofed!" -- 310.4(b)(3)

    It looks like it is going to be hard to figure out for whom this bill is intended to block.

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  123. Re:I'm from Missouri. We've had a DON'T CALL list by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
    I'm amazed at the amount of telemarketing that goes on in the US, for one Simple reason; it doesn't seem to happen AT ALL in the UK.

    I have had junk calls in the UK, usually trying to sell double glazing.

    My usual tactic was to tell them that no, we did not have double glazing but it could not be fitted to the building. After the idiot canvaser assured me it was possible I would tell her that she had called the underground pumping station for the water works.

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  124. I talk to all of them... by krinsh · · Score: 2

    I love to tell stories; I love to flirt with the little minimum-wage earning college girls and housewives; and I keep them on the phone for fifteen to twenty minutes at a time and DON'T BUY A DAMN THING. I immediately control the conversation [a very bad habit of mine in person *LOL*] and at the end of my little yak session "I'm sorry, I just don't buy stuff like that." I think that's why I have gotten fewer and fewer calls recently.

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