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Phantom Game Console Presentation

superultra writes "Glaximus has posted an impressions piece on Penny-Arcade of one of Infinium Lab's first press conferences. Most notable is that which Gabe, of Penny-Arcade fame, also replicates on Penny-Arcade's front page: 'One of the last questions asked was rather direct and perhaps aimed a bit low. "So, I have all my consoles at home, and I have a very powerful PC that plays lots of games and can be upgraded simply by installing new hardware myself. Why would I want to buy a Phantom?" Rob's answer? "Well then you aren't really part of the Phantom's core user base." That got some chuckles from the crowd, sure. But it was Rob's next statement that had the real impact. "See, you people say you have enough consoles, and a powerful PC, but whenever a new console comes out, you people always buy it."' Other details are scarce, except that the release date is now April 2004, and that the Phantom will use highly advanced DMCA techniques such as Epoxy Encapsulation and Case Intrusion Detection. Doing so will, no doubt, provide the Missing Link in Digital Rights Managment."

237 comments

  1. isn't it obvious? by sweeney37 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, no games or companies mentioned, no indication of what the launch titles would be, or if there was even any Phantom-exclusive original content planned. When asked directly just who Infinium had in their corner, Rob's reply was interesting: "I can tell you I can't tell you. I can tell you I'd like to tell you. I can tell you who we don't have. Do we have EA? No."

    c'mon, why don't they just say it. we all know the launch title is Duke Nukem: Forever, why must they beat around the bush?

    Mike

    1. Re:isn't it obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why must they beat around the bush?

      Because they're looking at triple-NC-17 porno.

    2. Re:isn't it obvious? by rsborg · · Score: 1
      Rob's reply was interesting: "I can tell you I can't tell you. I can tell you I'd like to tell you. I can tell you who we don't have. Do we have EA? No."

      Jeebus this guy spouts poetry like our esteemed Secretary of Defense... now I'm really scared. Does he know someone named Darl?

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    3. Re:isn't it obvious? by zombiestomper · · Score: 0

      I'm sick of everyone busting Infinum's nuts!
      If you'd just watch the video on the site you'd see that they already have a list of the fine titles that will be available at launch time:
      - Sonic Speedsters
      - Abducted
      - Minigolf - Megaworld
      - Bikini Karate Babes (which was only 30% downloaded at the time of the video...)

    4. Re:isn't it obvious? by ihatesco · · Score: 1
      Bikini Karate Babes (which was only 30% downloaded at the time of the video...)

      Rotflmao! That's looks so... Commodore CDTV... or worse! Philips CD-I!!!

      It hasn't got Karate but... Sexy Beach 2... and also runs on your good ol' PC without Epoxy-encrusted cpus.

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    5. Re:isn't it obvious? by labradorx · · Score: 1

      Everybody's a skeptic. Look they already have one major developer making games. Popcap games is going to make games for the Phantom. Diamond Mine II! WooHoo! More lens flare! Suck it down!

    6. Re:isn't it obvious? by ihatesco · · Score: 1
      Everybody's a skeptic. Look they already have one major developer making games. Popcap games is going to make games for the Phantom. Diamond Mine II! WooHoo! More lens flare! Suck it down!

      But this has rotating screens: Boulder Dash EX.

      And there is a remix-parody of the original Boulder Dash Tune.

      I feel so lame! I haven't played the Lens-Flared version of Boulderdash :(... I'm going to pour hot grits in my pants just to repent from my sins :(

      I am really sad now...

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  2. I'm seeing some sh*t! by dswensen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this comic , also from Penny Arcade, sums up the Phantom more neatly even than that press release.

    1. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just gagging for karma, aren't you? When you don't have anything of your own mind to say, post AC. Whore.

    2. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      switch to decaf, buddy.

    3. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's a lame reply if ever I saw one. Anyhow, he's right. Posting Penny Arcade links that suck is definitely karma whoring and should be punished.

    4. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      punished? why?

      because it wastes your time? obviously you've got too much of it on your hands anyway, if this trite shit is all you can think of to worry about.

      because it sucks? look at yourself in the mirror, you live with licking fatty nut-sack all day. what difference is a lack of a comic link going to make?

      vaya con dios, turdburglar

    5. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When's the last time you saw a Penny Arcade link that DIDN'T suck?

      Ha ha! Phantom Game Console sucks! I should write a cartoon about it! HA HA HA ROFL MAYO

    6. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Which is why I'm posting this AC. There's no need to just post a link as a registered user.

    7. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just gagging for karma, aren't you? When you don't have anything of your own mind to say, post AC. Whore.

      First of all, it was funny. Second of all Funny doesn't boost karma!

    8. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by ihatesco · · Score: 1
      When's the last time you saw a Penny Arcade link that DIDN'T suck?

      The time they did the American MC Gee's version of Strawberry Shortcake... :)

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    9. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the phrase "Penny Arcade links that suck" tautology? You know, like when you unnecessarily say something you didn't need to.

    10. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny doesn't boost karma. Posting without getting modded down does. If you've been a regular Slashdot user longer than three months and haven't earned excellent karma by that time, maybe there's something wrong with you.

      Karma is nothing to be jealous of anyway. That would be a bit like being jealous of someone who doesn't suffer from envy.

    11. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no its more like:
      First panel, bitch and whine about something using lots of profanities because it makes everything so much funny.

      Second panel, same thing, usually with another character doing the same as the first panel.

      Last panel some lame punch line that usually is a homophobic type humor that references to another character as being "t3h ghay lololol10101010!!!!111."

      Only other types are the ones where they prove what sell out they are for game and or product. Those are the only ones that get any postive type of coverage in the web ad.. I mean comic. The fanboys will try to ignore it, but those a PA are prepared to bend over and open wide like the image of a certain someone the trolls here are quite fond of.

      There, now you know in addition to how much they suck, you also they all end. Thus you will never have to read another PA strip again.

    12. Re:I'm seeing some sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, and I bet it really wouldn't suck if they just kept drawing their perverted desires. Just think of the ratings, they will attrack a demographic other then the gay one they already target their characters to.

      Wouldn't be surprised if a majority of their fans just use their comics as something to jerk off to.

  3. It does not exist! by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I forgot who, but someone actually went to the address they had listed for their headquarters. It turned out to be completely abandoned, not even any furniture or anything. When that person called and asked about it, he was hung up on. That, combined with the fact that most of the screenshots look like they're coming from his GARAGE (there were some tires sitting in the corner) and the fact that there's never any real concrete evidence of this thing actually existing make this thing winner of the Vaporware of the Year award.

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    1. Re:It does not exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was on HardOCP.

    2. Re:It does not exist! by jcostantino · · Score: 1

      Their "building photo" is of Fleet Private Clients Group" (or of some Fleet Financial building) and their address (2033 Main St, Sarasota,FL) is the same as Phantom's address. Either they moved or they actually have an office. Some enterprising Slashdotter in the Sarasota/Bradenton area should visit them.

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    3. Re:It does not exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Sarasota, I'll try to get a look at it sometime.

    4. Re:It does not exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, who doesn't exist? The phantom console, or the goatse.cx guy? Please excuse my ignorance. Nothing in the article gave me the impression that "phantom" was anything other than a very appropriate name. But then again, maybe the goatse.cx guy wouldn't want to be found in the flesh either ..... and a garage would be as good a place as any to run a website in the .cx TLD .....

    5. Re:It does not exist! by Hast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, working out of your garage is quite a good idea which has been largely abandoned during the dotcom era. If you want to keep costs down as you do R&D then it's one of the few sane ways of developing IMHO.

      From reading the articles at HardOCP it doesn't look good. (Developing in you garage is fine, supplying a false adress is at best suspicious.

      And the entire thing seems like a new version of the DivX DVD-player standard.

  4. Re:application needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YESYESYESYEYEYS

    email is archangel@aol.com

  5. I have a big nuspe in my pants ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm becaninning to HERE what u say!!!

  6. If you believe the phantom... by ferrocene · · Score: 1

    Then I have a 4ghz cpu, 1gb 2ghz DDR ram, 512mb UltraShiny GeForceFX6900++ console called the Enforcer that I'd like to sell you.

    Seriously.

    We have Max Payne 3.

    *smirks*

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    1. Re:If you believe the phantom... by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 1

      We also have a mouse and keyboard. Frag Vice City pedestrians as effeciently with a gamepad, I challenge ya.

    2. Re:If you believe the phantom... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VC has "auto-aiming" mode on the consoles ;D

  7. "You People." by Rimbo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember when Ross Perot gave a speech to the NAACP during his presidential campaign, he kept using the phrase, "You people."

    The crowd became outright hostile as the speech wore on. I remember hearing one person incredulously shout, "US people???"

    I can't imagine the crowd at the presentation reacted any better.

    So Infinium believes Us People will buy basically whatever any console manufacturer makes, eh? I guess they're unaware of the Sega Saturn. Or the Atari Jaguar. Maybe they believe Nokia's press releases, and not their in-store sales figures on the N-Gage. I don't know. It seems to me that the video game industry has more failed consoles than successes.

    But then, I'm not in the business; I just play games.

    1. Re:"You People." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well the CP in NAACP stands for Colored People not Caucasian People and last I saw Perot he wasn't black.

    2. Re:"You People." by Rimbo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, of course he's not black. Clinton's not black, either, and he got a lot of votes from African-Americans. If a politician wants a group's votes, he needs to sound like he's either a member of a group, or supports that group's interests.

      By constantly saying "You people," the underlying message Perot gave was: "You and me are separate and we're going to stay that way." Compare this to Clinton's "I feel your pain" approach: It said, "I may not be black, but I understand disenfranchisement."

      Back to topic, the message Infinium gave with this comment is: "We're not really by gamers for gamers as the company motto says, and we think you'll buy whatever we give you."

    3. Re:"You People." by Moofie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Just as an aside, I don't think Clinton would have recognized disenfranchisement if it sucked his dick. Anybody who thinks differently got played.

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    4. Re:"You People." by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I think that they thought he was being racist by grouping them, when in reality he was likely only being stupid. He was saying, you members of the NAACP. And he would address anyone that way, because he is addressing a group of people - a "people" :P

      Of course, it was dumb. And in this case, it's dumber, because as you say, they're not really gamers. The games might be, but the people putting it together have no clue. They're making the device way too large, which is clearly not necessary. Advantech sells (for $400, but that's retail) a P4 motherboard with a footprint similar to that of a CDROM drive. This thing won't even have a CDROM drive, so it doesn't even need to be as large as an Xbox, let alone a PC. Just making a box that large will hurt their sales, I know it's hurt Xbox's. (People who want to play Xbox games bought it regardless of size, but people who had money for only one console have tended to buy PS2. This is amusing because if you are willing to hack your console, the Xbox is a better buy, what with its emulation ability.)

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  8. Blink, Blink by swat_r2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Phantom is to Video Games as the Segway Scooter is to Personal Transportation.

    Can't beat free publicity.

    1. Re:Blink, Blink by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. The Segway exists and works and innovates. It's just dumb.

      The Phantom is also dumb. But it doesn't exist, doesn't work and even if it did it doesn't innovate. It imprisons. It is mail order only.

      This reeks of that Mel Brooks classic, The Producers.

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    2. Re:Blink, Blink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So George W. Bush is going to injure himself playing the Phantom Game Console?

    3. Re:Blink, Blink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've ridden on a Segway. They're actually quite neat, and work as advertised, though you could possibly fall off while turning if you leaned the wrong direction (they turn on a dime). I wouldn't use one, as I'd rather use a bike and get some exercise in the process, but they have plenty of legitimate uses, with only the price keeping them from becoming more mainstream.

    4. Re:Blink, Blink by ryuuzin · · Score: 1

      The Phantom is to Video Games as the Segway Scooter is to Personal Transportation.

      Uh... huh. +5 Insightful? Jeez.

      Well, I can tell you, and I'm not the first, that Segways *do* actually exist. But I'll grant they definitely are not as widespread as they should want to be. Fun little fact is that police department in the bayside, state capitol in which I work has at least one. Surprised the sh*te out of me the first time I saw the cop riding one. I drove past him and carefully tried not to run him over. The next time I saw him, he tried less as hard not to run me over on the sidewalk. I still wonder, though, how far he can get on the thing before having to tail it back to HQ for a recharge.

      But, that's just my -1 Offtopic ramble.

    5. Re:Blink, Blink by chaoticset · · Score: 1
      Well, with the tiny difference that the Segway was the product of a single motivated inventor trying to produce something interesting, whereas the Phantom is the product of a scam artist.


      The Segway also has the slight advantage of physically existing, where the Phantom, which they didn't even bother to fake a boot-up with, probably doesn't. I wouldn't be terribly surprised to see this guy run off with the pre-order money, if there is any.

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  9. PA review by bobobobo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They also have impressions of someone who was at the presentation. Pretty interesting stuff.

    1. Re:PA review by revmoo · · Score: 1

      Good job, you just linked us to the story attached to these comments.

      Reading the article surrenders....

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  10. Not quite... by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "See, you people say you have enough consoles, and a powerful PC, but whenever a new console comes out, you people always buy it."

    We didn't buy the 3D0, TurboGrafx-16, or Jaguar, did we?

    1. Re:Not quite... by Jacer · · Score: 1

      No but I did buy a 32x! ...I hate myself...

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    2. Re:Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a TurboGrafx-16... But I waited for when it was on the cheap!

    3. Re:Not quite... by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      3DO was too expensive so we had good reason not to. The Jaguar had no good games and the ones that were supposed to be good never were released. And I can't speak for the TurboGrafx 16. As a side note, I owned a Jaguar and loved the Tempest 2000 and Iron Soldier games.

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    4. Re:Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 3DO, at the very least, had a few gem games.

      StarControl 2, Wing Commander, Return Fire, Twisted. It wasn't worth the 500$ spent on it, but it's a nice system with some excellent titles.

      StarControl 2 on the computer is a joke, ugh.

    5. Re:Not quite... by UtucXul · · Score: 1

      I bought the TurboGrafx-16. And even the stupid CD thing for it. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest.

    6. Re:Not quite... by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      The only thing I though was intersting on the orginal 3DO was the 15 minute video of a Animated Batman epsode demo on the include demo disk!

    7. Re:Not quite... by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At the time, we weren't even in high school yet, let alone had jobs to buy consoles with. Now that we have jobs and money and free time to kill, we're looking for these consoles on eBay.

      Of course, these older consoles aren't the ones that require a broadband connection. That's a good way to slash your target market down to an order of magnitude less than what it could be...

    8. Re:Not quite... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Fighting Streets (The home version of Street Fighter 1) was the first data CD I had ever seen.

      -B

    9. Re:Not quite... by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Ummmm, I did buy a TurboGrafx-16...Of course, the only two games I played on it were Bonk's Adventure (excellent) and Klax (classic), and I then promptly got rid of it. There was nothing deeply wrong with the system except that it had little to no developer support in the US - which, of course, is deeply wrong. :)

    10. Re:Not quite... by Shaklee39 · · Score: 1

      I got the panasonic 3DO for $800 from a cell phone store in the mall when it first came out. The thing was amazing compared to what was out at the time. The game crash and burn was way ahead of its time but did not get much attention because of the price of the console.

    11. Re:Not quite... by Orangedog_on_crack · · Score: 1

      I also had a Jaguar with the games you had. I really thought they had a chance when Alien vs Preditor came out. For the time, that game was pretty damn impressive. Sadly, the fucking nitwits that owned the company were more interested in suing other companies for patent infringement as part of their business plan than they were in trying to get 3rd parties to make more games as good as AvP.

    12. Re:Not quite... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I'm always going to have a fondness for the tg16 servering as my introduction to importing. It was insane how great the games in Japan were in comparison to the slow trickle that made it over here.

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    13. Re:Not quite... by shut_up_man · · Score: 1

      And we haven't been buying the N-Gage, even though Nokia says that we have...

    14. Re:Not quite... by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Or more recently, the N-Gage. It's a nice idea after all : a lot of people use cell phones these days and a lot of people love games, why not try to make them work together.

      Nokia decided to fsck it up and not listen to gamers. That seems to be what Phantom is doing so far.

    15. Re:Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RETURN FIRE!!!! AHHHH I LOVED THAT GAME! I was king of my block with my 3do until Playstation arrived. =(

    16. Re:Not quite... by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 1

      Now that we have jobs and money and free time to kill, we're looking for these consoles on eBay.
      Someone's in for a bitter dissapointment.

    17. Re:Not quite... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Someone's in for a bitter dissapointment."

      Yeah, I was so disappointed by Phantasy Star on the unsuccessful (in the States, anyway) Sega Master System that I couldn't put the game down until I beat it. That game was just so horribly ahead of its time I don't know why I bothered spending money on it. I still catch myself humming the God-awful title track to that horrible game.

      Maybe I can eventually move on to be disappointed crappy Sega Saturn imports like Castlevania: Nocturne in the Moonlight. I'm sure Symphony of the Night is just so much better than a version on dedicated 2D hardware and more playable characters.

    18. Re:Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The stupid CD thing was actually very cool, since you could detach it and use it as a personal audio CD player... Can't do that with your Xbox...

    19. Re:Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the cool thing about the TG-16 was that the HuCards would work in the handheld TurboExpress... No other system that I know of would do anything like this until Super GameBoy, and that was the reverse, basically (and not to mention that it sucked). Now Nintendo still does it with the GameCube and the GameBoy Player or whatever they call it... Nope, I think the TG16 and TE are the only fully-interoperable systems... And that made them both very cool in my books.

    20. Re:Not quite... by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1

      I'm a big SC2 fan as well. You might be happy to know that the ( relatively ) recently open source version of Star Control 2 is based on the 3DO code branch.

      YLFI
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  11. Vaporware by jr87 · · Score: 1

    ehh...still sounds like pure vaporware to me...They are trying to sucker some investor into putting in and they will never put out.

    1. Re:Vaporware by FxChiP · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe they just don't want to look like sluts.

      (it feels so good to give into temptation...)

  12. DON'T GO TO THAT SITE - IT'S DIARHHEA GIRL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    asshole

    1. Re:DON'T GO TO THAT SITE - IT'S DIARHHEA GIRL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best. Subject Line. Ever.

    2. Re:DON'T GO TO THAT SITE - IT'S DIARHHEA GIRL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha LMAO

      OWNT

  13. I WANT THE JOB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My anus is failrly stretched out
    please e-mail me at
    michael@slashdot.org

  14. Doesn't sound right by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

    1.8 GHZ P4 presumably not a celeron
    256 mb of ram
    80 gig ram
    ATX architechture MotherBoard
    NV 36 graphics
    Controllers

    cost $300.00

    Definitely looks like an X-box like loss leader, problem is there is no OS included. What are developers going to develop to ? Whats more unless they have a couple billion to drop sales of consoles theres no way they are going to get the developer support on porting the games over.

    Maybe their epoxy DMCA scheme could sound nice to developers, but is casual piracy of console games that extreme ?

    1. Re:Doesn't sound right by MikeXpop · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      All that for $300? Hell, the 80 gigs alone has got to cost at least $1500... *please mod or reply +1, funny or -1, unfunny, not -1, stupid*

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    2. Re:Doesn't sound right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't reference where I read this but, $300 is for the starting model, apparently. The stats you listed are for a top-of-the-line model.

    3. Re:Doesn't sound right by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Mea Culpa
      One of these days I will learn to proofread.

      80 Gig HD

    4. Re:Doesn't sound right by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      os is win xp based according to pa article...

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    5. Re:Doesn't sound right by ocelotbob · · Score: 2, Informative
      All right, this thing sounds like it's one hundred percent vaporware, but let's play let's pretend for a moment...

      You don't need an OS to develop a game. None at all. The only functionality that one would really need is how to talk to the hard disk to store items on it, and that could pretty much all be done through bios calls and a drive with some sort of documented filesystem interface on it. Everything else would be done through programming to the direct hardware, like most game consoles already do. In fact, I'd be one to argue that an OS will get in the way of getting down to the bare metal, and would provide worse performance than a "naked" system.

      Additionally, game makers are terrified of piracy. Scared shitless. If someone makes a system that is more hack resistant to casual piracy, then they're going to have a pretty attractive carrot to dangle in front of developers.

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    6. Re:Doesn't sound right by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      man at that price I'd defintely buy it. How long do they think its going to take some Uber-geek to figure all there DMCA bull shit boot Linux on that badboy.

      Those people who belive that eventually client side security will work crack me up...

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    7. Re:Doesn't sound right by spliff37 · · Score: 0

      What I find suspicious is the fact that you can't take it with you.

      Indeed, the Phantom or any of it's software won't even be available in stores-- some stores will allow you to purchase a Phantom, but not leave with one: the machine will be shipped to your home.

      Why would they do this? The only reason I can see is that they need to hardwire your identity (obtained from the order form) into the console in order to further enhance the DRM system.

      Of course this increases the production costs per unit considerably, but I cannot think of another reason they would do this. Anyone?

    8. Re:Doesn't sound right by Babbster · · Score: 1

      I would agree that it's a loss leader, except that in this case, instead of wanting consumers to buy games which they can then keep and play anytime they want, the Phantom will require (repeat: REQUIRE) payment of the ongoing subscription in order to function at all. If it does come to market I'm sure that people will find ways to hack them so that they can be used for other things, but as a home console it has ZERO chance for success...Divx (the DVD format, not the video compression scheme) by any other name would smell like a loser.

    9. Re:Doesn't sound right by ZeroZen · · Score: 1

      I have an idea.

      IT DOESN'T EXIST. Thank you for your money. Look in your mailbox in 3 days, really!

      I can just see it now. And he runs to the bank with cash bursting from his pockets laughing gleefully. He's paying himself and his siblings to "construct" this thing, and it will never appear. they'll run out of money paying their employees and poof. rich.

  15. Re:article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How noble of you! If there were more people like you around /. would be a better more family friendly place!

  16. Mandalorian Armor by Graymalkin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Infinium is this year's Indrema. They've got pie in the sky plans and nothing to show for their hype. If you look at all the features Infinium is proposing for the Phantom it starts to look a lot like an updated L600 from Indrema. The hype for the Phantom actually looks like a cross between Lindows.com's and Indream's hype. It's like the marketoids from both companies got together in a conclave of absurdity.

    I want to feel bad for anyone who invests in this flop. I find it exceedingly difficult however because they're painfully stupid. Hopefully the people backing Infinium married well so there's a chance their offspring to end up with decent genes.

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  17. uh yeah.... by ferrocene · · Score: 1

    I didn't buy the 3D0, no sir...don't remember playing evil clown driving games at all.

    Nope.

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  18. I am laughing by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    Lets see Pentium VI, Windows XP, nVidia Card etc...

    Sounds like a PC. Too bad the general purpose version is pretty damn cheap anyway.

    I think all these opportuneurs don't get it:

    The general purpose computer will eventually price crush the game box.

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    1. Re:I am laughing by Qrlx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The general purpose computer will eventually price crush the game box.

      it may price crush them (it's close to that now) but it is nowhere closer to having three things:

      1. appliance-style instant-on "plug and play" -- instead you have to load the OS then install the game, then load the game, and so many things can go wrong there.

      2. unified controller architecture (man the buzzwords) so that game developers don't have to worry about which version of Microsoft Sidewinder you're going to use, or maybe you'll just use the keyboard and a trackball or what have you.

      3. "franchise" games like Nintendo's Mario, oh so popular with the young 'uns.

      Now, what the PC does have, is mods. I think that's the big weakness of Xbox live and all that, there's no ability for the community to "embrace and extend" as it were. Kinda ironic, but not surprising. The PC is an open architecture computer, the game consoles are closed-architecture appliances.

    2. Re:I am laughing by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Uh huh. And the game box will continue to better-game-crush the PC. Developers LIKE the game box because there are good sales of even the shittiest games while a shitty game on a PC might not recoup enough to pay one or two developers.

      But it's easier to make a game for PC. Shit, games for other consoles are WRITTEN on the PC. So the pressure is on to find a way to make PC gaming profitable.

      Hence, X-box. And ain't no way MS is giving that up to this idiot and his glow-box.

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    3. Re:I am laughing by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      Pentium VI, you say? Well, at that point, hopefully it will have an IPC at least on level with the Athlon.

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    4. Re:I am laughing by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      **2. unified controller architecture (man the buzzwords) so that game developers don't have to worry about which version of Microsoft Sidewinder you're going to use, or maybe you'll just use the keyboard and a trackball or what have you.**

      directx offers this basically already.

      and as to 3) there's plenty of 'franchise' games that have been pc only(or pc+consoles), like lots of ea's games

      the phantom is meant to be an easy to use computer.. for computer literate audience. so it doesn't sound that smart(i wouldn't really think that somebody with no idea how it works would buy it, and then again somebody who knows how it works and could use it well enough probably would just buy a full pc instead of a sandbox pc designed mostly to restrain what he can do).

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    5. Re:I am laughing by Accipiter · · Score: 1

      Pentium 6? You're talking up the specs more than even the Phantom's representatives themselves.

      Your username is quite appropriate.

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    6. Re:I am laughing by nehril · · Score: 1

      a common api (directx) is not good enough. Every developer must know exactly what kind of hardware controller everyone will have in order to make the game controls work well.

      the reason keyboard + mouse works so well for quake is because the developers coded the game with that interface in mind. if Carmack knew every PC owner had a PS2 controller, then he might have tweaked the game interface very differently to play well on a PS2 controller. button layouts, control sensitivity and accelleration all make a huge difference in game playability.

      the ergonomic issues are subtle but can make the difference between a successful intuitive playable game, and a clunky annoying piece of crap (just try playing Quake with a PS2 style controller: it was not designed for that and it totally sucks).

    7. Re:I am laughing by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The solution to input is to provide support for complete key remapping so people can choose their own keys. Far too few games do this, so you get stuck using particular types of controllers. Oh and by the way, keyboard and mouse has long been shown to be a better interface for first person shooters than gamepads. The simple fact is that when you are trying to shoot people in the real world, you just point at them, and the mouse is the easiest way to point, requiring just a little wrist motion. The merits of using devices other than the keyboard for motion and selection of weapons, using items, etc is debatable; I can certainly see how you might benefit from using a joystick, or some other device. Some purpose-built handrest keyboards have been built, and they seem quite useful.

      The beta Quake 1 on the Dreamcast supports any kind of controller you care to hook up, because it was designed with arbitrary controller events in mind. I wonder if you could play it with maracas :) Nonetheless it supports controller, keyboard, and mouse. I had some success using the controller for motion and the mouse for aiming and firing, but I would have preferred the keyboard (I have since picked up a keyboard.) I know lots of people adapt more rapidly to the controller than I have, and that with more practice I could do better, but just try spinning around just more or less than 180 degrees and popping someone who is not right in your face very rapidly with a gamepad a few times, and then try it again with the mouse.

      The mouse has simply become a natural motion, because it mimics a natural motion. If you were holding a gun, you would just point it at them. You make a similar motion to point at them with the mouse. But you have to make an unnatural motion to point at them with a little joystick, and therein lies the problem with gamepads. You or people you know might have adapted well to them, but the same people could be much more accurate with a mouse because it's a more natural motion. You could spend a lot of time learning to push the joystick in that way, and eventually it would become natural, but why would you want to? There's plenty of first person shooters available on the PC.

      Pity about how bad halo pc is, though. I had quite looked forward to halo, which I refuse to play on my Xbox, for controller reasons.

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  19. Re:article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GOD DAMNNN BASTARDDD!!!!!! whoever you are I'll find u

  20. Um hello...!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called the Phantom!!! What the hell do you think that means!? I wouldn't be surprised if the guy presenting walked out laughing his head off at the crowd he got for his presentation of "phantom" ware.

  21. i know where to get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is right next to the snowball in hell. So just fly down there in your hovercars and get one.

    (Note to the well read, i dont mean Dante's hell.)

    1. Re:i know where to get one by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Well Apple did state it froze they last week.

  22. Full Sail! by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    The article mentioned this presentation took place at Full Sail. Full Sail, the alma mater of Imari Stevenson, a school which also received accolades from the Romero, is also hosting a Phantom promo? Ever notice how everything sucky about the game industry seems to cluster together?

    I used to imagine Full Sail as the kind of place that would ask you essay questions like "The President has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?" on its application forms. Then I went here and found out they don't have essays at all.

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    1. Re:Full Sail! by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 1
      Ever notice how everything sucky about the game industry seems to cluster together?
      Yes, it's called Florida.

      I thought I read somewhere that Florida was the most corrupt state in the Union. I guess a lot of illegal activities go on down there.

    2. Re:Full Sail! by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      It's not so bad as long as you don't have to deal with the people.

      Jaysyn

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    3. Re:Full Sail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, wait Florida is the most corrupt state in the union? Did you forget about New York? Illinois? Nevada? All of these states RUN on corruption. Besides, the people who live in Florida are too stupid to commit crime without getting caught.

    4. Re:Full Sail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be more precise, it took place at the Orlando chapter of the IGDA (or the IDGA according to the speaker's slides and speech)

      The Orlando chapter just happens to meet in the Full Sail building.

  23. heh by revmoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, am I the only one planning on buying one and raping it for parts?

    A P4, 80gig hard drive and some ram all for $300 eh? Not bad :-)

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    1. Re:heh by Cylix · · Score: 1

      nah, if we can flash it back to a normal pc, I'll turn it into a PC PVR/Game station.

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      "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
    2. Re:heh by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      better bring your blowtorch, epoxy encapsulation sounds like it's hard to crack. One of these might work, if your aim is good. They aren't meant for epoxy removal, but I've found a .22 can deal with almost any adhesive.

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    3. Re:heh by Cylix · · Score: 1

      Woh,

      That's a little over kill buddy!

      I have a sneaking suspcion they aren't going to submerge this thing in epoxy. that would be a little expensive and probably an utter pain when slapping it together. They probably intend to glue the cards in or something silly.

      Your just crazy enough to make it to my friends list, welcome aboard buddy!

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      "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
    4. Re:heh by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > So, am I the only one planning on buying one and raping it for parts?

      Haven't you heard? The Phantom features "Epoxy Encapsulation" technology! That's right, it's all going to be covered in glue!

      Chris Mattern

    5. Re:heh by UID007 · · Score: 1

      What is kirwin's password?

    6. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The epoxy I'm sure the phantom uses, is a hard (ie not glue) resign that becoms like plastic. Whomever manufactures the phantom from the final blueprint's will pick a circut layout that will allow them to finish off the board with this resign. A layout like this allows chips to use the resign as their shell. There would be no way in hell anybody will get anything of use except the HDD. The CPU is not worth $300 (He never said which model would have what CPU), GPU will be worthless without a card (which comes with one), and I bet the RAM will either be imbeded or proprietary by connector.

    7. Re:heh by hrieke · · Score: 1

      So I'll just spend another $45 for a good heat gun to melt off the epoxy.

      Shit, did I just break the DMCA?

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  24. I should point out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the first link (Vickie) is the same machine as the phantom. And probably more likely.

  25. I have a console for sale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...really...I do...seriously...I'm not kidding...you'll see...you'll all see....one day I'll show you...and then you'll all pay...pay...PAY!!!!

  26. Re:Check the New BeDoper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Auggie Doggie? Yeah that sounds like a great game to play IF I WAS A COCKSMOKING FAGMASTER

  27. Re:Check the New BeDoper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's it like to be trolled by the master, kid?

    Vickie - Your portable emulator system. Small enough to take anywhere.

    Vickie currently plays games from these systems:

    Arcade Games
    PC Games
    Odyssey 2
    Intellivision
    Colecovision
    PC Engine
    Vectrex

    Atari:
    2600
    5200
    Lynx
    Jaguar

    Sega:
    Master System
    Game Gear
    Genesis
    Saturn

    Commodore:
    VIC-20
    C-64
    Amiga

    Nintendo:
    NES
    SNES
    Gameboy / Color Gameboy
    Gameboy Advance
    N64
    Gamecube
    Wonderswan / Color

    Sony:
    Playstation
    Playstation 2 (coming soon)
    Pocketstation

    SNK:
    Neo Geo
    Neo Geo Pocket / Color

    More Systems to be Supported...
    TV Out/USB/Compatible with Arcade Joysticks such s the
    X-Acade.
    Thousands of ROMs Licensed for Sale on CD-rom or ia Internet Micropayment.
    Powered by Linux.

  28. ya know by downix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The idea is not bad, but you need to obey the first rule of business:

    Know your Market.

    A broadband fed video game console is not exactly new, ya know. (Sega's SegaNet for the Genesis, JagNet for the Atari Jaguar, etc) Neither is DRM technology. (Those of you that cracked Commodore games can now raise your hand, thank you all)

    The video game market is really filled with thrill junkies. Looking for their latest fix. Weither that is Donkey Kong Country or Final Fantasy X-II, in the end, "It's the games, stupid."

    If they can't name a single game, they're grasping at straws. A joke in an ATX case.

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    Karma Whoring for Fun and Profit.
    1. Re:ya know by FxChiP · · Score: 1

      SegaNet?

      Are you sure you're not referring to the Sega Channel once offered by cable companies in conjunction with Sega?

      Man, I miss that... I wish it was still around...

  29. DMCA techniques? by Thinkit3 · · Score: 0

    We don't need sensationalism to know that copyrights and patents are unnatural and soon to be abolished.

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    -Libertarian secular transhumanist
    1. Re:DMCA techniques? by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

      -Paying user burning karma to advocate abolishment of "intellectual property" laws.

      Should read:

      -Paying user burning money to brign to light the fact that he has no real foundation upon which to base his opinions.

      Seriously, all you do is post a sentance or two on every story that say copyright is horrible. Ban it now! Arguments like these are ignored by anyone who has the power to change them. Why? Because people with power were, in most cases, smart enough to achieve their postions on their own merit. They did this by presenting ideas and backing them up. Until you do that, you are just a fanatic who will be summarily ignored. Troll on or grow up.

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    2. Re:DMCA techniques? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's sentence, not sentance. Bring, not brign. And the fact that you replied to him pretty much proves he won't be ignored, you stupid fuck.

    3. Re:DMCA techniques? by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

      It is Friday night, go out, have fun. Drink a lot of beer and tell me how well you can spell. I'm trying here, give me credit.

      P.S. I am checking this post extra carefully. I'm sure I'll screw something up, but here's hoping.

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      -- Fighting mediocrity one bad post at a time.
  30. Site is already, slow, so here's the article text. by bo0ork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Phantom Impressions

    By Glaximus

    The Presentation

    A crowd of about 300 had gathered in one of Full Sail's larger classrooms for the monthly meeting of the Orlando chapter of the International Game Developers Association. Our guest speakers for the night were Infinium Labs, the company behind the oft-maligned and highly mysterious Phantom console. They were cautious with information, and while they did spill some details about the system, it's hardware, and their business model, they left a lot of critical questions unanswered. It was information about The Phantom, however, which until now had been almost non-existent.

    The speaker for most of the presentation was Robert Shambro, one of two large Italian fellows who looked like they could moonlight as enforcement agents for various underground loan agencies. Rob spoke eagerly and seemed genuinely excited to present the Phantom and it's details to the crowd, but there was definitely a shiny coating of PR and spin covering the words of his oration. The other speaker was a third man, a generally non-descript laid back fellow by the name of Tim Roberts, who is the CEO of Infinium Labs. He answered a few questions but for the most part Rob did all the talking.

    Yes, they did bring an actual Phantom "console" to the meeting. It looked exactly like the mock ups on the Infinium Labs website, and was about as big as a standard PC-- just picture your home desktop laying on it's side. Yes, it even had that glowing blue Phantom logo on the front. There were no visible controller ports, however there were some USB ports in the back, along with various outputs for S-Video, Component, A/V, a few USB ports and even a FireWire connection.

    The Hardware

    One of the first topics in the presentation was the Phantom's hardware. It was markedly different from what is listed on their website and in their promotional video, however Rob stressed that it was a beta box and that it may upgrade before release. They listed a 1.8Ghz Pentium 4 processor, 256mb of RAM (didn't mention what type) which could be upgraded to 512 or a full gig. An 80 gigabyte "storage device"-- no further specs than that were given. Rob also mentioned the system would be using "NVidia's NV36 graphics card." All the controllers and peripherals were made by Logitech, cord connected at first but wireless if you upgrade. He also said that currently the box was running on a standard ATX motherboard, which explained the console's size. Rob said he'd like it to be smaller but that's dependent on pricing issue, of course. He then went on to say that they had but five of these prototypes, which goes in direct contrast with previous statements from Tim Roberts that they "have several hundred prototype models here in the office." Well, perhaps those were earlier (Alpha?) prototypes.

    As far as specs go, that's all we got. There are lots of little details missing-- RAM type, bus speeds, etc etc... technical as they are, they really make a difference in a high performance gaming machine. Again, Rob stressed that this was a Beta version of the hardware so things were subject to change.

    Basically, the hardware is presented as a fair-to-middling PC. It even runs on a "specialized" Windows XP kernel. Now remember, consoles can get by with slower processor speeds and less RAM because they have very powerful hardware configurations made solely for pushing polygons around on screen. Also, most games run at a low resolution compared to your computer monitor. When questioned, Rob stated that the console is aimed for TV use.

    Next topic was protection-- keeping the user out of the Phantom's hardware and software. He very quickly listed off lots of technologies and encryptions, nothing on the software end was out of the ordinary but some of the more interesting hardware ones were "Case Intrusion Detection" and "Epoxy Encapsulation of Critical ROMs." Yes, no going inside your own hardware for you, young gamer.

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  31. isn't google wonderful? by mekkab · · Score: 5, Interesting

    here is the hard "truth", or something close enough too it.

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  32. Games are Not His Focus by ewhac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This guy is not building a gaming platform. He's building a cable decoder.

    Cable companies would like nothing more than to rent you immersive, persistent entertainment. ("Sell? That's so last millennium.") Problem: Cable boxes today are pitifully stupid due to the drive to keep costs low; they have no local storage. Also, they've learned the hard way, both through their spastic "Interactive TV" initiatives and their broadband internet offerings, that there's no way they can serve interactive games without intolerable download waits from the head end.

    What they want is a PC that the subscriber can't modify in any way. It looks like the Phantom guys propose to build this.

    Or, they could just be a bunch of flakes out to put over an obvious hoax on the industry. (Please support our "phantom" console, ha ha...)

    Schwab

  33. I can't see their market advantage by deltagreen · · Score: 1
    The Phantom has no actual input devices for physical media. No CD/DVD drives, no cartridge slots, not even a place for memory cards. All content is delivered online, via the mighty power of it's "always on" broadband connection. Games can be downloaded as trial demos, rented, or outright purchased. In the case of demos or rentals, you are required to be connected to the internet while you play. Rob certainly pitched the upside of this delivery model: no paying for packaging and no paying for shelf space at Wal-Mart or Best Buy. Ok, cool. One attendee asked if these savings would pass down to the consumer-- considering the "3 to 5 dollars" per game packaging costs and the ten to twenty dollars spent paying the store would be saved, games could be offered to a user at a lower price. Well, no, says Rob. He says that they don't want to have games that "cannibalize each other", and there he may have a point.

    Then how on earth are they supposed to compete?
    They are limiting their own market to those who can get broadband. And for those who don't already have broadband, that's an extra cost, in addition to the regular console game pricing.
    Add in the fact that they are competing with Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony, who have exclusive content for their consoles. I really don't see how this can work. Lower price is probably the only way they can compete.

    1. Re:I can't see their market advantage by Hast · · Score: 1

      It could work if they took the money they get from the sales of games and put it back into the system in order to make a really good *free* online service. I'm not going to pay money to buy games at the same price as in the store. The naivity of believing that is bordering on criminal.

      And last I check their slogan "For gamers, by gamers" was used/owned by Interplay.

  34. Infineum business plan by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

    1)hype console
    2) Depend upon the utterance "You people buy every console there is."
    3) Profit!

    Yes folks! They have revealed the elusive and often obfuscated STEP 2!

    Hallelujia! No longer do I have to steal underpants to build a business!

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  35. April of 2004? by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Funny

    That wouldn't happen to be April 1, 2004, would it?

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    If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    1. Re:April of 2004? by Scooter · · Score: 1

      Hmm indeed - I mean there are no games and it is called the "Phantom" after all ...

  36. HardOCP by obsid1an · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is what you are looking for.

  37. Photos Of the Headquarters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.hardocp.com/article.html?art=NTEyLDI=

    For all you naysayers, here's a link with ACTUAL photos of their development labs!

  38. Security features by Takahashi · · Score: 1

    I actually read the "article" and the author said that standard Digital Rights features would be included as well as epoxy encapsulation and case intrusion.

    Case intrusion can be a useful feature by which you may be able to disable the device if opened (with or with out power).

    It is my understanding epoxy encapsulation is when you bond the die directly to the PCB and embed the IC under a bubble of epoxy. This is standard practice.

    IMHO this is all fake so I guess it doesn't really matter in the end. ;)

    1. Re:Security features by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

      Case intrusion is bullshit; it will pose a minor problem to ordinary geeks (what self-respecting geek doesn't own a hacksaw?) and none at all to organised pirates. Unless they have some kind of casing laced with a network of wires so that it stops working permanently if any of them are cut, it's useless. And I think even the RIAA would struggle to convince people they needed something that draconian - what if you dropped it and a wire snapped by accident?

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      "'I pass the test,' she said. 'I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.'"
      - JRR Tolkien.
    2. Re:Security features by visgoth · · Score: 1
      And I think even the RIAA would struggle to convince people they needed something that draconian - what if you dropped it and a wire snapped by accident?

      Profit!
      - Infinium Labs

      --
      My patience is infinite, my time is not.
    3. Re:Security features by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      but what if all the inards are sealed with potting compound? If they can work out a way to do this without causing heat build-up then the innards will be untouchable without a serious amount of effort.

  39. Enron Economics by banzai75 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and be ready, tentatively, for a Q1 2004 release-- about April or so.

    If I remember correctly, April would be in Q2.

    1. Re:Enron Economics by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      For most companies, yes, but not all. Some have their Fiscal Year start in other months. Most make Jan 1st or 2nd just to make the accounting and calander cycles mesh. For example, my company's fiscal year begins November 1st each, so Nov, Dec, and Jan is our Q1.

      --
      "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
  40. Re:Site is already, slow, so here's the article te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oh the site is slow now..."

    Yeah, fucking karma whore

  41. Actually by geekoid · · Score: 1

    it doesn't have to be. You can start you're business year anytime.

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    1. Re:Actually by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      However when you announce a release date using quarters, the year is assumed to begin on the first. If it's a fiscal year, you have to point that out, except in your annual report.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  42. Bad name for a console by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cos every time I read the word 'Phantom', I associate it with a blood annoying alien - ifa yousa know what iya mean!

    1. Re:Bad name for a console by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      They cant use the term "The Phantom" Its already copywrited and tradmakes up the wazu! Its the title of a charactor that... now get this... hated Pirates!

      This is more smoke and mirrors than VisOn Windows!

    2. Re:Bad name for a console by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the words "The Phantom" was a vacuum cleaner??

      Must mean it sucks then. LOL

  43. PNWED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha, he got you dude, show a little respect

  44. Re: You are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it stands for:
    National Association of Apes, Coons, and Possums

    88/14

  45. Pssh... epoxy THIS. by MP3Chuck · · Score: 1

    Who wants to bet they get Linux running on it within a month of its release...

    1. Re:Pssh... epoxy THIS. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      For the die-hard geeks around the world. This is EXACTLY the kinda system we want to hack. If it's "unhackable" then it WILL get hacked. Plus, it will be a shinning example to the rest of the industry to not invest so much on consumer lock-down. But rather, invest the same amount in quality control.

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
  46. Is that a phantom in your pocket... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    ...or are you just happy to see me?

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    Life is not for the lazy.
  47. This is Going to Tank by Prien715 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First of all, this is basically an easy-to-use version of a PC. The AOL of PCs if you will that plays already existent console games.

    Secondly, what if your area doesn't have broadband? Doesn't about 50% of the US still use modems?

    And finally, no memory card, no disk drive. You want your friend to borrow your game? No problem. Give him the whole console. Want to trade save games. Same thing. There's a reason we have disk drives and memory cards, this is it.

    So where does that leave our audience? I guess that means anyone who has broadband, doesn't have a good PC, and doesn't like to play console games with friends.

    Any takers?

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    -- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
    1. Re:This is Going to Tank by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The only way this might fly is if you never had to pay for individual games - something like the $19.99/mo gamepass at blockbuster. They might be able to charge $30-40, given that you don't have to leave your home. However if you don't already have broadband, you won't be getting one of these. They could probably also fly it if games were only $30 instead of $50. And also, you have to be able to burn the game off to a CD, even one which is DRM-protected, and you have to be able to service your own system (possibly including a recovery CD) because when the company goes under, as we all know it will because you just can't fight the one two three of sony microsoft and nintendo. At least, not with this crap.

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  48. We're all using prototypes right now! by eagle8635 · · Score: 1
    Here's the quote i like,

    "He then went on to say that they had but five of these prototypes, which goes in direct contrast with previous statements from Tim Roberts that they "have several hundred prototype models here in the office." Well, perhaps those were earlier (Alpha?) prototypes."

    Yeah, these "alpha" prototypes are known as PCs to the rest of the world. It really sounds like someone's been licking toads.

  49. I resent your comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Michael Sims here, just to clarify, I havn't "raped" and little boys as you put it. Every sex act I committed with these boys was consentual. Each boy who was anally pleasured by my cock was well compensated with either candy or money, therefore it was not "rape" as you so bluntly put it. Please expect to hear from my lawyer, I will be suing you for defamation of character.

  50. solvents all around. by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
    epoxy encapsulation. Basically means they encase the electronics in glue.

    They mus have never heard of solvents. If they can stick it, someone (and I'll be trying, working in a bio-chem lab has its advanatges...) will melt it.

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    1. Re:solvents all around. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I just finished Altered Carbon last night. Great book.

      That's all. : )

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    2. Re:solvents all around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trick is, you use something such that the only solvent that actually can dissolve it, will also dissolve something you weren't meant to dissolve, like the motherboard itself or the metal tracks or something else important.

      But you're right, it will get hacked by somebody. Every penny you spend fighting the inevitable is wasted. Unless you bring in a time factor {e.g. encrypt credit card details using some method known to take longer than 3 years to crack, and change the numbers every 18 months}.

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    3. Re:solvents all around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, it's like this. Arcade machines already did both of the above in trying to protect themselves against someone raiding the chips and cloning the boards for mass market asian piracy. It failed miserably, leaving the people who really want to get into the box the hardcore reverse engineers who will take great pleasure in shattering Infinium's dreams.

      Thing is, the Phantom *IS* a PC. Even more so than the Xbox is. The market served by the Phantom is already 100% sewn up by Microsoft's Xbox Live, which isn't really that bad. They don't really have a niche to compete in, except perhaps the most bulky console ever.

      Because they aren't even going to be using specialised hardware at all, the only thing keeping the games from being normal PC games will be some messed-up copy protection.

      OK, let me restate that. If the Phantom actually comes out, and a decent Phantom-exclusive game comes out, the really good cracking groups will crack it and release it... as a PC game. No hardcore emulation required. No modchips. No cracking open the case for first-time buyers. It's going to be a RAR containing an EXE, you're going to run it on a PC with a recent Windows XP and DirectX 9 graphics card, and it's going to run flawlessly, possibly more flawlessly than it will on the Phantom (due to the lack of messed-up copy protection).

      Once that happens the first time, the Phantom game console will sink back into the crack-infested quagmire of a brain that thought it might actually have been a good idea, as the developers realise they're developing for a target market that in fact equals either the gaming PC or the Xbox, whichever way you look at it.

    4. Re:solvents all around. by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it probably won't be a problem melting/disolving the epoxy off. The problem lies though in that if the chemical is strong enough to do that to the epoxy, it will probably continue on through the PC board, components, and solder.

  51. Slashdot is really going downhill by Musc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Remember when slashdot used to be a reputable news source? Clearly those days are long gone.
    Since when are web-comics a news source? Also, whats with those stupid links to elmer's glue and some rubics cube type puzzle doing up there?

    I propose a new addition to the slashdot moderation system. There should be an option to moderate the STORY as '-1 Troll'.

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    1. Re:Slashdot is really going downhill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, you say PA is a comic? I say we need another option to moderate the retarded site, "-1,000 over quoted, un-insightful, un-infomative, overated, and un-funny."

      The same can be said for their rabid fanboys. Don't go to their forums unless you would like to lose some IQ points. If there was ever evidence
      of society degrading and going to hell this is it.

  52. Just who is the target audience for this thing??? by sllim · · Score: 1

    It isn't the early adopters. The early adopters are fascinated by bigger, better and faster. This whole epoxy glue and tamper-resistent case thing will turn those early adopters off big time.
    They are going to see a box that is screaming for more memory, faster bus speed or a bigger CPU. But unless you can get around the tamper-resistent case (probably) you risk turning it into a useless pile of junk by doing so.

    It certainly isn't parents shopping for a Christmas present. So you are telling me that I can go to an EB games (yea right, EB games isn't dumb enough to sell this pile O poo) hand the cashier $300 and I am lucky to walk out of the store with.... a receipt!

    As long as EB games has PS2's, Gcubes and Xboxes in stock, and as long as we can walk out of the store with one, no body is gonna buy one of these things.

    It also isn't the kiddies who get excited about every third game that hits the market.
    In order to get those kids excited you gotta have some launch titles.
    It is ALLLL ABOUT THE LAUNCH TITLES (just ask Nintendo).

    So, I ask again, just who the hell is the market for this thing?

  53. Re: WARNING DONT CLICK - TUBGIRL (disgusting) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honnest public apology to those who clicked the false link: I am sorry. It was really bad of me to do this. I wanted to see how it was like, but now I feel really crappy. I will never do this again :-(

  54. Have we... by Absurd+Being · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Wanged" Penny-Arcade yet?

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    1. Re:Have we... by dq5+studios · · Score: 1

      Since they have a permanent link on the front page of slashdot I doubt it.

  55. I know how they are gonna make money on this. by sllim · · Score: 1

    Mark my words. My name is Sllim, and you read it here first.

    This is smart. Really, really smart.

    And they have already alluded to it several times.

    And it is gonna work too.

    They are not even humoring themselves on making money on the console. No sir.
    They are gonna make money on the digital rights managment feature.
    Or rather, they are baiting another company to put epoxy over there chips and to put a tamper switch on the case of there console.
    Know what they do when that happens?
    Nothing.
    Wait a couple of years for the company to make some money and then sue them till there balls hit the floor.

    This isn't about a console.
    It is about future copyright infringment.

    1. Re:I know how they are gonna make money on this. by August_zero · · Score: 1

      very interesting theory you got there. I like the taste of it.

      What your saying makes sense, but would they really need to put on as big of a dog and pony show as they are to pull something like this? Wouldn't the whole thing be a lot easier if they just patented some of their crap, let the console be still-born and then wait?

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    2. Re:I know how they are gonna make money on this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three words: Nintendo Entertainment System. You're acting like chip-extracting levers on the case and epoxy are new and magic or something.

    3. Re:I know how they are gonna make money on this. by ozric99 · · Score: 1

      Patent attacks? There's so much prior art it's insane. Hell, even my old 11 (that's eleven year old Amiga had some components embedded in epoxy so I couldn't tamper with them.

  56. Parts.... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    P4 1.8G $180
    256MB ram $50
    DVD-ROM $50
    80G HD $60

    Non-epoxy motherboard $60

    Total system cost: $400

    Killer mobo $180 P4C800 deluxe
    p4 2.6G $210
    512MB DDR (4 DIMMS for dual channel) $120
    DVD $50
    80G HD $60

    Total for killer system: $620

    If you dont count the video card in the equation, A killer pc is pretty cheap.

    The mobo above with dual channel DDR is the only thing I've seen faster than the P4T I bought last year with 32bit rambus.

    Now if the video card is removable, then these guys are going to be raped silly!

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  57. I am still reeling... by Bob+Davis,+Retired · · Score: 1

    I am still reeling at the thought that folks actually bought Xboxes. It's inevitable that anything good that appears on the Xbox will eventually be released to the PC side as well. People are a little wary about a box that hooks up to a magical fountain of online games for good reason. Fountains like this can dry out all too easily. With a console, at least you have your CDs and stuff... I doubt we'll see them sell many. Or, maybe the form factor / bios / whatever is conducive to hacking, and they'll die like the iOpener company did.

    1. Re:I am still reeling... by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      folks actually bought Xboxes
      We "Xbox morons" (thank you for spelling it correctly, btw) like console gaming better than PC gaming, period. I declare this silly debate dead. (yup, this will work ^_^)

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    2. Re:I am still reeling... by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1

      You come back when Shenmue II is released for PC, and then we'll talk. I have a P4, a G4 and an XBox on my desk ( the xbox feeds the TV in on the P4.. ). Each one has its place, each one has its use. I think the best bit about the Xbox is that its has a near zero setup time, is conducive to playing short sessions, and eliminates the need for a Windows PC in the above machine set.

      I agree about your point wrt the fountain drying up, however.

      YLFI
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  58. Smoke, Mirrors, and the Bomb by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    "I have all my consoles at home, and I have a very powerful PC that plays lots of games and can be upgraded simply by installing new hardware myself. Why would I want to buy a Phantom?"

    Rob's answer? "Well then you aren't really part of the Phantom's core user base."


    Well, it's nice to know console and PC gamers aren't their target audience. I mean, God forbid you'd want to tap that user base.

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  59. None of it matters by MantisMan · · Score: 1

    All console sales are completely based on marketing, anyway. Sony managed to put Sega out of the console business even thought PS2 isn't really any more powerful than Dreamcast. Hardware is irrelevant, as the makers of Phantom will soon realize.

    1. Re:None of it matters by Maul · · Score: 1

      The one thing about the hardware that is relevant is that it has to exist. There is no proof that the demo Phantom there was nothing more than a box with a blue lightbulb in it.

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  60. That's great except for this article... by GamezCore.com · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a member of the videogame industry, I have been following this new "console" quite closely. I came across this article at http://www.hardocp.com/article.html?art=NTEy and it opened my eyes to just how much more is behind this so called company and console.

    This should be required reading for anyone who still believes that this console will ever be more than a greedy attempt to milk VC's for some quick cash.

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    1. Re:That's great except for this article... by Mr.Spaz · · Score: 1

      Ooo...doesn't look good. Yeah, I'm willing to bet this is another scheme. Good link.

    2. Re:That's great except for this article... by Moglandor · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Mr. Roberts didn't seem to be too happy with our telephone call and scolded me a bit for calling him at his '$3,000,000 home.'" -from the above article.
      Note: In Florida (where Infinium, and presumably Mr. Roberts is supposed to be) a residence, no matter the value, cannot taken from an owner who has filed for bankruptcy. A lot of those Enron, Tyco and Worldcom guys have huge multi-million dollar estates down there, pretty much precisely for this reason. Investing millions in a home in Florida is a great hedge against a possible future bankruptcy.
  61. Bandwidth? by Bagels · · Score: 1
    One problem I've never even heard adressed - won't it cost them quite a bit bandwidth-wise? We're talking sending the contents of multiple complete games over an internet connection to each user. With any substantial user base, that's going to require an almost ridiculous amount of bandwidth, barring some sort of file-swarming (which seems unlikely due to their stance on DRM - peer-to-peer and DRM just don't go together). Let's see, assuming:

    10000 very hard-core users, at 650MB downloaded per user per day... 10000 * 650 * 30 = 195 terabytes of bandwidth each month!

    That's just not feasible, and it's assuming a fairly small user base of ten thousand. Of course, games might be stored on that 80GB "storage device," but what happens when that device is filled? Does the user have to completely get rid of products he/she already payed for to get new material? And none of this even takes into account the amount of time it takes to download material... either this will lead to load times far worse than those of the early PSX games, or each game will be downloaded at once (likely taking an hour or two). I doubt ISPs will like this much, either - they already complain enough about traffic from P2P networks, and this new development would simply end with much slower overall speeds for all of an ISP's broadband users.

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    1. Re:Bandwidth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's only theoretical though cuz each gamer that uses phantom will only need to download 532bytes of pong once and just 4bytes each time they play

  62. -1 - Pussies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Moderators on crack again. Not a troll. Dig deeper. Slashdot is just jealous of BeDoper.

    Crapdot.org

  63. Not us in particular by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    At the time, we weren't even in high school yet, let alone had jobs to buy consoles with.

    I think you misinterpreted my comment; I wasn't referring to our age group (whatever that may be) specifically. Video game consoles were well-established as a form of entertainment by the time the ones I mentioned were rolled out, and the public still didn't take to them. Why? They were fatally flawed in areas other than technology -- price, game availability, development model, etc. Essentially, they go to show that the public won't just snap up a console, and keep buying it, just because it's different.

  64. Pricing structure by cgenman · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight... They are releasing inferior hardware because they "don't want to take a loss" on each piece sold. They are also gluing it shut, so you can't make any modifications on the hardware they aren't losing money selling to you.

    Distribution of games is apparently going at 60% of sale price. Unlike a real publisher, that 60% doesn't buy you any advertising, hype, or free press copies. At the end of this, the Developer and original Publisher split $20, and Indrema walks away with $30. By comparison, Nintendo's cut is estimated at between 3 and 5 dollars on games on their system. Of course, if you want a front page listing that will cost you as well.

    Now, the consumer purchases a $300 PC for... $300. This gives the consumer the ability to purchase full PC games at full PC game prices, without added PC hassles such as word processing or Adobe Photoshop. On top of this, the consumer must pay $10 every month just for the priveledge of using this thing that they bought, or else it goes limp and worthless. Anyone think Divx is getting a soulmate?

    So this company gets $3 per sale to advertise a game, $30 per sale in commission, at 6 per year they make $20 per sale in connectivity. They make $53 for every $50 game sold... Minus connectivity charges of course. In exchange for this, the publisher accepts a smaller cut but doesn't have to print manuals. The player gets games nearly on demand, but pays on average $70 per game, pays for duplicate ho-hum hardware that isn't theirs, and doesn't get hard copies of anything.

    Why will we buy it? Obviously because us suckers will buy anything.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again... Online distribution of games is the wave of the future. Sadly, all waves of the future will be crassly exploited by snake oil salesmen. I see no reason to believe differently here.

    I'd like to believe that they are really gamers and they really want to break into the highly competitive console market. I'd also like to believe that they are intelligently positioning themselves to be a niche player, and that their costs will scale perfectly with their userbase. Sadly, neither of these seems likely. Perhaps they should just find a way to hook up the N-Gage up to a TV screen and sell that. I hear they are going cheap these days.

  65. Is it moderator policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to mod down links to competing sites? Even when they are entirely on topic?

    Another Emulation Platform Announced

  66. Fuck them by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 1

    Fuck the Phantom console. Those fuckers have spammed me too many times.

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  67. Waste of VC money by Zed2K · · Score: 1

    Its cons like this that make it more and more difficult for legit companies to get the extremely hard to get investor money these days.

    Come April 2004 there will be a new press conference showing exactly the same thing and indicating a release in 6 months from then until some sucker of a company buys these guys out and nothing becomes of it because they realize what BS the whole thing is.

    "See, you people say you have enough consoles, and a powerful PC, but whenever a new console comes out, you people always buy it."

    This statement says to me: "you people are suckers and SOMEONE out there will give us money for this snake-oil"

    "The presentation was quality, but it was lean on specs and details, and there was never a moment when anyone in the crowd was blown away. Rob dodged a lot of questions, and the group left without a demonstration of the technology."

    And this surprised them? I can type up a spec sheet that looks really impressive and clue a box shut with a blue led on the front of it and make a logo too.

  68. Full Sail has some good classes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They started out as a vocational Sound Engineering school way back when. Many Bachelors candidates would also go to Full Sail just for the extra knowledge they might have missed in University. I know when I was pursuing my degree, I was trying to figure out a way to come up with the money to go there one summer.

    1. Re:Full Sail has some good classes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Locally in Orlando, Full Sail doesn't have much credibility. People figure this out, but unfortunately not until they've already gotten out. If you can, get intern work instead. It's usually cheaper than paying for Full Sail, and the experience will go as far or further on a resume.

  69. look at Apple, people by mblase · · Score: 1

    If the Phantom version of Crusher XTreme sells for 30 bucks, and the PS2/GCN/XBOX versions all sell for 50, why not go with the Phantom one?

    For the same reason people sometimes pay $15-$20 for a physical CD instead of paying $9.99 to download it at the iTunes Music Store: sometimes you'd rather own the thing permanently with no restrictions on how or where you use it.

    They should look at it another way: if I can pay $50 for a game that I own, unrestricted, can play on my friends' consoles, can resell at half price, and can play at any time, why should I pay the same price for a downloadable version of the same game and a $10/month subscription on top of that?

    1. Re:look at Apple, people by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      When you say look at Apple, do you mean the Pippin? :-)

  70. Raped. by Fortyseven · · Score: 1

    The 'Phantom' console is like taking your fingers, and gluing them together, and going "YAY I CAN PLAY PING PONG NOW!"

    By the way, you're on fire while you play ping pong and you're also being raped by a goose at the same time.

    (Oh I almost forgot, the goose itself is being raped by a chainsaw, so feathers and blood are flying everywhere.)

  71. Don't worry, you have motivated many others. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your work here is done!

  72. Hmmmm by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

    A few questions about this topic came up also. People enquired about a quality control system for these games, to ensure that not any ol' hack could just upload their half baked junk on the Infinium servers. The details for that were sketchy, and Rob said the framework wasn't really in place. He did say that he had "thousands" of interested parties contacting him weekly with games and ideas. One other attendee asked how his game would be noticed among these "thousands", especially if he was a small indie developer. Rob dodged this question quite a few times, but eventually he bit the bullet and admitted that developers who wanted front page recognition would have to pay a higher "slotting fee" to receive it. This caused audible consternation in the room. It seems that there's no escaping paying money for shelf space, be it on an end cap at CompuGiant or in the virtual halls of Infinium's shopping sites.

    It seems to me that some sort of user rating system could be put in place, and also users could make lists of their favorite games (or games of a certain genre etc.) that everyone could see. Much like Amazon.com does. If you're an indie game developer and you have a great game, the ratings will show users the way to your game.

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  73. Potential Partnership by Thedalek · · Score: 1

    Should this thing ever truly see the light of day (and I hope it does: Infinium deserves to go belly-up in a big way), they really should consider teaming up with Nokia. They could get some Phantom/nGage connectivity action going on. Why? Because "you [us] people" will buy anything.

    Actually, the comment of "Well then you aren't really part of the Phantom's core user base," is what really chokes me up: The implication is that the Phantom's core user base is that group of people who already want a Phantom.

    Saves a fortune in advertising. So logically, they should be planning an initial run of, what, 12 units worldwide?

    I could go on and on, but really, they've given us so much rich material for mockery that it's difficult to concieve of anyone taking them seriously, which takes some of the fun out of ridiculing their inane babblings.

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  74. OS windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok, i have to say fake. Windows is not opensource they cant just make their own flavor and redistribute it. And I doubt MS would want to compete with themselves so i doubt they didnt let them reconfigure their OS. so basically its a pc running WinXP with all the services shut down and the icons switched around ohhhh.. so all in all if it is real then you can play it with winXP if you already own a computer that has at least those specs. their games will instantly be all over the place. But thats if it was real, all i had to see was WinXP kernel and knew that MS would not allow it so i figure it doesnt exist.

  75. *I* bought the tg-16 by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    and it was a great little machine, too. Loved it.

    Military Madness. 'nuff said.

    I also bought a Vectrex. Also a great little machine.

    Still have both, too. Somewhere.

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    1. Re:*I* bought the tg-16 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Bonk.

    2. Re:*I* bought the tg-16 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still have and play with both my TG16 and Vectrex. Anybody here ever remember when tg16.com redirected you to slashdot.net?

  76. Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow you are so hip and with it. All the other kids must really want to hang out with you.

  77. eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's the Gin & Juice talking, but you can take your DMCA ridden piece of shit and shove it up your big fat goatse.cx ass.

    P.S> Go to hell.

  78. One word. by Thinkit3 · · Score: 0

    Dubya.

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  79. Re:Just who is the target audience for this thing? by anakin876 · · Score: 1

    EB Games sells N-Gages....I imagine they will sell anything their marketing guys are convinced will make money. Seeing as they sell the N-Gage I would say they do not have too many gamers in their marketing department, and that this same marketing department will approve The Phantom if it is ever released

  80. Why aren't they using BitBoys? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    Hey, gotta asks!

  81. Man, I bought a Jaguar by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    still have the damn thing too! Two games:

    Tempest 2000 & Alien -vs- Predator. (Wish sombody would port that version to a faster machine. Great FPS game. Scary too.)

    Everything else was crap (sigh).

    Oh well, it did say "Atari" on it, so it goes into the collection...

    Since I am gonna ramble... Why buy this anyway? I want a console that can be hacked a bit. Maybe not as easy as the Dreamcast (only because that killed it), but easy enough that I can make creative use of it later after the company that made it no longer cares.

  82. Phantom can go FUCK themselves for spamming by Indy1 · · Score: 1

    they harvested my spamtrap addy i use here on slashdot and started spamming it. Immiedate larts were sent to their hosting service) and spamcop. After a couple of bitches sent to the hoster, they terminated phantom.

    Proof of phantom's spamming at http://groups.google.com/groups?q=phantom.net++gro up:news.admin.net-abuse.sightings+group:news.admin .net-abuse.sightings+group:news.admin.net-abuse.si ghtings+group:news.admin.net-abuse.sightings&hl=en &lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&group=news.admin.net-abuse. sightings&scoring=d&selm=636e0509.0310090928.34017 a74%40posting.google.com&rnum=1

    And Proof of the kill is at
    http://mail.btfh.net/dead-spammer.txt

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    1. Re:Phantom can go FUCK themselves for spamming by 00420 · · Score: 1

      Proof of phantom's spamming at ... google.com&rnum=1


      Message id or article number 636e0509.0310090928.34017_a74@posting.google.com not found.

      Do you have a better link?

    2. Re:Phantom can go FUCK themselves for spamming by Indy1 · · Score: 1

      try this
      go to http://groups.google.com

      do a search for "some bastard phantom" .

      The first listing at the top is my spam report.

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    3. Re:Phantom can go FUCK themselves for spamming by Accipiter · · Score: 1

      The link works, but because of Slashdot's bullshit lameness filter, spaces are inserted in the URL and it fucks shit up.

      Try this.

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  83. Mods Deleted My Post - New Emu System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck them. Check out BeDoper, since they obviously don't want you to...

    Shit eaters...

  84. Re:Site is already, slow, so here's the article te by sjwt · · Score: 1

    Thanks for wasiting space, now hears an acctual comment..

    "All content is delivered online, via the mighty power of it's "always on" broadband connection"

    With the rest of the world, and apprently america
    too moving to caped cable conections this is a realy bad move..

    Out hear in .au we are paying $40.US a month for 3 gigs of data!!

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  85. Mixed Messages by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 1

    All right, so I'm going to chime in on this simply because I can.

    So we have this company, they have this slogan of being "by gamers, for gamers". Then we have this press conference where Captain PR Guy says that gamers aren't the target consumer for this product.

    Now, I'm just a simple caveman and your world frightens and confuses me, but isn't that just a little confused on their part. I have said a few times that this is just a fancified computer.

    My problem is that these people seem schizophrenic, as if they're trying to court the gaming community but at the same time they're denying that they have anything to do with it. If we listen to what they say at one point they want everyone who's L337 Ha>
    I stated this when there was the bit on Newsforge, that they're running an ineffective model. They won't attract the hardcore gamers because first the price drop isn't that great, and second it hooks them onto hardware that they could have assembled for themselves with the capability to upgrade. They're not really catering to teh norms because one, it's really big, two what does it have for them, most people like games you can just sit down and play for a couple of minutes, like snood. It doens't mean anything for the casual player to have the latest and greatest availible for download if all they want is some bust-a-move shareware to click away a few hours.

    My proposition is much simpler, you go for easy, you get one of those little mini computers that everyone is so in love with these days, you stuff a couple of cheap chips in there, make it look sleek, make it match the TV, make it go great with the rest of the room, you know, make it fit well on an Entertainment Center shelf, sort of unobtrusive. You hook it up, and you forget about it till you want to play it. You give them a couple of simple and fun games for free, just like it was that stupid atari ten in one thing, make it the easy freeware stuff, stuff that you can play for hours on end and all the time, like Tetris. For your subscription fee you go with higher end family friendly games, and party games and that sort of stuff. At least that's the way I see, you keep teh idea of the broadband kind of thing, but make it wiht your refular connecting, god, getting a seperate line, maybe if it could run things along the bottom of the TV like you could check stocks, e-mail and all of that fun stuff while just lounging about during a commerical, then there might be something in a dedicated connection for the masses, but not much.

  86. Read the post by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

    I said: in most cases

    That was a disclaimer because I know it is not in all cases. Now, try posting thought out arguments to back up your opinions.

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  87. You might like this by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

    Check out Ani DiFranco and her song/poem Self Evident. It is on her live album So Much Shouting, So Much Laughter. It's one of my favorites, and I'm sure you would like it.

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  88. phantom, what a joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know from personal friends, who have had dealings with infinium, that its a room full of hacks, who have absolutly no product, let alone backing. I'm just spewing FUD with no proof I know, but its a joke. plain, simple, undeniable. moderate this as you will, but its the truth.

  89. Fuck off loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can you quote some more garbage to back up your failing attempt at being clever?

  90. buy it? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    " "See, you people say you have enough consoles, and a powerful PC, but whenever a new console comes out, you people always buy it."

    Well Rob, rest assured, if that's the only selling point you have....I WON'T be buying your console.

    God....marketing 101 is PRODUCT PLACEMENT! And you have not done a damned thing to place your product. It has NOTHING that separates it from anything else. You offer us nothing new. Those other consoles that we all bought? Guess what? They all offered something new. Nintendo had its awesome lineup of games, the PS2 had a cdrom drive, the Xbox had impressive specs....but you add nothing new to the party. Sorry.

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  91. Case intrusion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about me in a dark room with a screw driver and my cheap nightsight goggles? I mod your Phantom in the dark, baby, and there is nothing you can do about it!

  92. reply to your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I got pissed, I would be less likely to do something. Unless you can change anything by staggering around, occasionally stopping to vomit, urinate or replenish your alcohol level, and muttering incomprehensible gibberish.

    Well, it's better than being sober and annoyed, I suppose.

  93. Tim Roberts' Resume by Moglandor · · Score: 2, Funny
    Tim Roberts (Inifinium Chairman/CEO) Resume, Archived version: http://web.archive.org/web/20020525154216/www.timr .tv/
    (Under Applications Experience) ...Microsoft Frontpage 2000, Adobe Golive Cyberstudio, WINZIP, Oracle Accounting; Asset Management; Sales and Marketing, regclean, Mcafee Virusscan, Mcafee Regclean, Dodge Plans, Windows Media Player, Retrospect, Liveperson, Real Player, CUSEEME Client and server, Norton utilities, Adobe Acrobat, Webtrends, Roxio Easy CD Creator...
    Is being able to click a "play" icon really resume-worthy?
    1. Re:Tim Roberts' Resume by toriver · · Score: 2, Funny

      regclean, Mcafee Virusscan, Mcafee Regclean,

      This man is teh w1zzrd! He has run both Microsoft and McAfee's regclean programs! A man of the wurlde!

  94. Re:Micheal, I think your should stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually you're wrong. When a man fucks a woman, he gets the pleasure of having had a fuck and she ends up pregnant. This of course requires her to get an abortion {your mother didn't - biiiiiig mistake}, risking life and limb at the hands of a bunch of "pro-life" nutters who mostly have never been pregnant and therefore don't know what she's going through. Not to mention she has to pay for it while the man is off somewhere else, probably fucking other women and getting them pregnant.

    On the other hand, when a man fucks a man, he gets all the pleasure of having had a fuck, but the other man does not end up pregnant, there is no need for an abortion, and everyone lives happily ever after.

    Now, maybe you don't like the thought of another man having sex with you. But that is no reason to say there is anything wrong with other men having sex with one another, *as long as* they don't do it with someone who doesn't want it done to them. And anyway, just because no woman wants to have sex with you, doesn't mean any man *does*.

  95. Re:Site is already, slow, so here's the article te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU'RE paying US$40 for 3Gb of data. :) I'm paying that for 20Gb. Which still sucks, but...yeah.

  96. Hmm... by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

    1.8 ghz processors, 80 gig hard drives, 256 megs of ram for less than 300 bucks. Not really a better deal than some emachines POS I could buy, and yet I can't help but think: "Man I'd like to get one of those and run linux on it."

    I guess I just like to stick it to the man. . .

  97. heh. by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    from this http://www.ferrago.co.uk/story/1984
    I spoke to Tim Roberts when the story first broke, and showed him the sceptical feedback we were getting on the news. He told me about his previous experience in setting up Savvis Communications Inc. and several other internet based companies. He also reassured me with the credentials of the company's "Advisory Board".

    that shows how credible he is, most internet companies are dead now, and didnt really do much of anything, most pump and dumped stock, or did some pointless thing online..
    could this by what he's trying to aciever here? create a vaporware system, then get investors, and pump and dump stock until he's flat out rich off an idea that isnt copyrighted or anything? or is he just an over-enthusiastic geek that has been to mini-itx.com and zophar.net one too many times?
    who knows? this system doesnt look all that great any ways if it's (doubtedly) real.
    Besides, there would be commercials for it by now.. with no real advertisement (eg, tv commercials, ads in magazines, etc, not going by word of mouth or news stories) no real franchise deals, or any concrete proof and someone answering the phone screaming "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?! I'LL SUE YOU" Isnt a convincing campaign whatsoever.
    In the end, we'll sit back and laugh at the morons who actually bought into the hype and it will prove that people, no matter how many times it's been shown before, will buy into hype no matter what. This is the drive that fuels companies like microsoft, people dont learn that well from past mistakes, they have to come up behind the horse and get the shit kicked outta them 3 or 4 times before they learn "OOOOH, so I dont go behind the horse and try to push him to make him go!"

  98. This sounds to me like the biggest scam ever! by PierceLabs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First we have a guy running the place who has left a wake of unsuccessful companies - many of which are bankrupt.

    Next we have a console that noone has ever seen.

    Next we have a sales and distribution model that requires you to pay them before you get product... pay to an address that is a PO box.

    Finally you have no developer interest of any kind from major players, let alone publishers. No sign of an office or hosting facility that can handle delivering applications. No sign of infrastructure to manufacture or support the box either. Sketchy always changing specifications and unreachable personnel.

    It would not surprise me in the least if these guys take a bunch of orders and then just 'disappear'. I mean there is no sign that there is any plans for a business at this point.

  99. Real prototype pictures? by chewtoy-11 · · Score: 1
    I dunno, but here's the URL:

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    1. Re:Real prototype pictures? by wanderers_id · · Score: 0

      Given the photos, my guess is that The Phantom is a PC stuck in a fancey port replicator case. OR It is displaying a screenshot, not gameplay. OR another device attached to the TV is displaying the screenshot/gameplay. That

      Prove me wrong.

      The only thing that these photos prove is that it has a pretty case.

      Also, nice Wendy's shirt.

  100. Not really by wantedman · · Score: 1

    There is still a large market for Dreamcast, which is now the longest dead concole that is still selling commercial games.

    What killed the Dreamcast was piracy, plain and simple. As soon as the boot disks were discovered, the amount of games sold took a nose dive, and the amount of systems sold increased massively.

    There best selling game after their priacy crash, was Shenmue, and that was because of all the in game cut scenes made it a monster to download.

  101. I wanna build my own console. by liquidzero4 · · Score: 1

    That product has got to be a joke. I'm dead serious (and I mean this, I'm sure most of you are on the same page as me). It's not too hard to design a product like this your self. I feel really bad for the poor suckers(Investors) who shelled out money for this. With about two software developers you could probably put together there entire backend and create a system. It sounds to me like every aspect of this entire architecture is comprised of third party components. Even the OS is a joke. Just buy yourself a copy of XP embedded and you can compile your custom OS in a couple of hours. Seriously no one would even know it's XP. You can completely configure every aspect of the entire OS. (You can create a 32 meg install of Windows XP) Even secure content delivery can be accomplished with MS products. Seriously this has to be a joke.